I don’t know about you but I was a huge proponent of censorship in the wake of 9/11. Particularly the French. If I had to choose between censoring the French or basic civil liberties all I have to say is: don’t bother RSVP-ing (that commie abbreviation apparently stands for Répondez, s’il vous plaît) and pass the freedom fries.

We practice censorship here at Sleeper Pick and what our listeners don’t know won’t hurt them. Some words you will never hear on this podcast:

Playoffs

Kobe Bryant (see also: any star player)

Well run team

Super Bowl preview

Any player or team the vast majority of the U.S. public wants to hear about in a sports podcast

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Furthermore, what our listeners will know will likely hurt them, despite our best attempts at fully utilizing the Patriot Act during editing:

Manute Bol’s rookie year stats (he would have been so good in a tête-à-tête league)

The wire-tapped phone call from Ernie Grunfeld to whoever the hell is the interim coach for the Washington Wizards

Whether MTV’s Real World transgender participant,

CB/S tweener?

Katelynn Cusanelli , will be the Rudy-esque story of the Cowboy’s 2009 training camp

A sneak preview of Terrell Owens’ upcoming VH1 reality show (I wish I was making all this up)

Somehow we also sneak in a starting five du jour featuring:

DeAndre Jordan, Center, LA Clippers

Ramon Sessions, Point Guard, Milwaukee Bucks

Charlie Villanueva, Forward, Milwaukee Bucks

Linas Kleiza, Guard-Forward, Denver Nuggets

Mike Conley, Point Guard, Memphis Grizzlies (so déjà vu it’s de rigueur)

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Without further adieu:

Real World: Cowboys Training Camp

Voila!

(French, the language of love my a**)