"Nick Kroll"

Summary

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SmartLess – "Nick Kroll" (April 27, 2026)

Episode Overview

In this lively episode of SmartLess, hosts Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett welcome the endlessly creative Nick Kroll—comedian, writer, actor, and creator of Big Mouth and Kroll Show. Together, they delve into Nick’s eclectic career, his upbringing and family quirks, what drives his comedic ambitions, the blurred lines of voice acting, and what’s next in his ever-expanding universe. Unsurprisingly, the episode is rich in wit, masterful bits, industry banter, and honest reflection on privilege, comedy, and passion.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

Introductions, Banter & Routines

Timestamps: 02:18–11:34

• The hosts banter about their ages and morning routines—Jason’s obsession with baseball, Will’s word games, Sean’s “Wheel of Fortune” fast-forwarding, and accidental run-ins with bollards.
• Will reflects on how reading the news first thing sets a negative tone, while Sean and Jason suggest switching to lighter, more positive content or meditative practices.
• Quote:
  “Why am I starting myself out in a rut? Now I gotta rally to die at this point, I’m so low because the news is, as we know, so much of it is so depressing.”
  —Will Arnett (08:00)

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Nick Kroll Joins: Beginnings and Serendipitous Connections

Timestamps: 11:34–17:36

• Sean formally introduces Nick with a run-down of his bio, including voice credits and childhood friendships, setting the tone with, “It’s the insanely funny and super talented Nick Kroll.” (11:39)
• The group reminisces about meeting at events and early LA treasure hunts—a ‘celebrity scavenger hunt’ idea is pitched for revival.
• The hosts and Nick riff on voice acting and his prolific work, with the group marveling at his range.

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Voice Work, Big Mouth Controversy, and Clearing the Air

Timestamps: 17:38–22:51

• Nick demonstrates a few of his iconic voices, like Gunter from Sing and Douche from Sausage Party.
• Will raises a recurring fan query: Did he voice “the Hormone Monster” on Big Mouth? Nick clarifies it’s him doing “sort of an Arnett-ish” voice and shares its origins in his character Nash Ricky from Kroll Show.
• Quote:
  “It’s me, Nick, doing Arnett… Immediately I was like, ‘Touch yourself, Andrew,’ and it was like, that was the voice.”
  —Nick Kroll (19:36)
• They mark Big Mouth's historic run and discuss Nick’s upcoming show, Mating Season.

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Comedy Career Evolution: Roots, Risks & UCB

Timestamps: 26:20–36:31

• The group recalls early days at the Upright Citizens Brigade (UCB) and formative moments seeing or participating in boundary-pushing comedy.
• Nick recounts bombing his first stand-up at Georgetown, where Mike Birbiglia (future comedian) invited him to join sketch shows.
• Quote:
  “[After my first sketch] This is it. This is all I want to do.”
  —Nick Kroll (31:53)

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Navigating Privilege, Family & Industry

Timestamps: 36:31–45:50

• Nick discusses the privilege of security in pursuing comedy, and the hosts reflect on their own career trajectories.
• The conversation turns to Nick’s family: growing up in Rye, NY, with occasional limo pickups from school, and his father’s colorful career in risk mitigation and investigations (“tracking the hidden fortunes of dictators”).
• Memorable exchange:
  “Arms dealer, drug dealer. What is it?”
  —Jason Bateman (43:58)
  “Consultants. Deals drugs. He dealt drugs to arms dealers.”
  —Nick Kroll (43:59)
• Will and Jason highlight that Nick built his showbiz success independently from any family connections.

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Writing, Collaboration, and Comedy’s Boundaries

Timestamps: 45:50–55:43

• The hosts gush about Kroll’s creative partnerships (e.g., with John Mulaney), and discuss Sit Down, Shut Up, their animated sitcom with Mitch Hurwitz.
• Nick reflects on shifting comic sensibilities and who should play which roles today.
• Quote:
  “If the intent is to injure or to sideline or to minimize, then there’s no room for it.”
  —Will Arnett (29:36)
• They revisit the evolution and impact of Kroll Show and other projects, and the chemistry among the East Coast/NYC comedy scene.

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Family Ties, Sibling Success, and Puberty Education

Timestamps: 52:11–54:35

• Nick’s sister Vanessa is a professional puberty educator—serendipitous with Big Mouth’s theme on adolescence.
• Nick affirms humor ran in his family, but no one anticipated a comedy career.

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Nick’s Creative Process & Looking Forward

Timestamps: 55:17–59:45

• The hosts ask: Is Nick strategic or just following the fun? Nick candidly explains he “keeps a lot of balls in the air” and values flexibility as a creator and parent.
• Mating Season is previewed as “animals dating and falling in love in the woods”—an animated Friends-like ensemble.
• Nick describes his “ideal” setup: creative autonomy, trusted collaborators, and family time.

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Food Habits, Hypnotherapy, and Harry Styles!

Timestamps: 60:15–64:44

• Nick shares growing up kosher, with only one junk food day a year, and using hypnotherapy to curb snacking (with some hilarious, failed results).
• The show takes a star-studded turn as Nick recounts Harry Styles helping him plan his marriage proposal during Don’t Worry Darling filming.
• Quote:
  “Harry and… then he checked in with me to be like, ‘How’d it go?’ I told him basically before I spoke to… our families to let them know we were married…”
  —Nick Kroll (64:37)

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Closing: Gratitude, Favorites & Enduring Admiration

Timestamps: 64:44–END

• Sean and Will shower Nick with praise for his wide-ranging career (Little Big Boy, Cavemen, Kroll Show). The group laughs about past projects, prosthetic-laden pilots, and Nick’s infamous “Liz from Publicity”.
• Nick—as Liz—improvises a classic publicist spiel hailing the “SmartLess” pod:
  “Being on this podcast with you—one of the most coveted slots that any publicist could secure… Pure aside, Spotify top 20, Apple top 20. The history, the camaraderie, the friendship, the absolute money grab…” (66:40)
• The hosts reflect on Nick’s tireless creativity and the lightning speed of the conversation—a sign of true chemistry.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “You can shoot for a B minus across the board. You can do so much!”
  —Nick Kroll on his approach to creative output (27:17)
• “It’s all about just staying right in the middle for as long as possible.”
  —Nick Kroll (27:42)
• “We gotta clear the air on this… There’s a character on your show that people thought was me... The hormone monster.”
  —Will Arnett (19:05)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Morning routines, media habits: 02:18–09:45
• Nick Kroll joins & introductions: 11:34–13:13
• Voice acting & “Big Mouth” voice confusion: 17:38–22:51
• Comedy origins, UCB & college days: 26:20–36:31
• Family/privilege & Nick’s father: 41:46–45:50
• Creative strategies & new projects: 55:17–59:45
• Harry Styles proposal story: 63:17–64:47

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Summary & Takeaways

• Nick Kroll’s journey: From privileged roots to NYU & UCB discovery, Nick parlayed passion into a multifaceted career—animated voices, live-action, stage, collaboration.
• Authenticity & humor: The episode is a testament to Kroll’s self-awareness, work ethic, and willingness to mine his own experiences—good and bad—for comedy.
• Enduring collaboration: Across projects and performances, choosing the right “crew” and keeping the joy central to the work is clearly Kroll’s formula for longevity and happiness.
• Family and humility: Nick balances reflecting on privilege with gratitude, openness, and a sense of humor about expectations.
• What’s next: With Roommates and Mating Season launching, along with new collaborations, Nick is capitalizing on his creative groove while staying family-focused.

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Fans and newcomers alike will find this episode a fast-paced, hilarious, and insightful window into Nick Kroll’s creative process, the realities of privilege, and the witty camaraderie at the heart of “SmartLess.”

Transcript

[Sean Hayes]

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[Sean Hayes]

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[Jason Bateman]

Good day.

[Will Arnett]

Good day. Guess my age.

[Jason Bateman]

59. 59?

[Sean Hayes]

62.

[Will Arnett]

What the hell? No, but, but be real.

[Jason Bateman]

No, really. I, I, I, I actually. What are you? I'm 57, I think.

[Will Arnett]

You're 50?

[Jason Bateman]

You've always been a year younger, right? Are you still? Or did you pass me?

[Will Arnett]

No, no, no.

[Jason Bateman]

It looks like you. I think you passed me. Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, God, this backfired so much. Welcome to Smart. Lettuce Smart. Lettuce.

[Sean Hayes]

Hi, guys.

[Jason Bateman]

Hi.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, hi.

[Jason Bateman]

Where you going? I'm just finishing up a text here and sending. Okay, wonderful.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, good, good, good, good.

[Jason Bateman]

Now I'm back with you.

[Sean Hayes]

So glad you could come today.

[Will Arnett]

And jb, we're having a little bit of an earlier start today, so I'm imagining your morning because I know you bake in two hours, baseball season is on, so you're active on the trade front. You'. Your various leagues.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, well, I've, I've. I've fast forwarded through the final six innings of last night's game.

[Will Arnett]

Right, right, sorry.

[Sean Hayes]

You tape the games every night?

[Jason Bateman]

Every one of them. I watch every.

[Will Arnett]

And he watches them at, like, 5am

[Sean Hayes]

why don't you watch them live?

[Jason Bateman]

Well, I, I, I, I, I don't. I just don't get them done before I go to sleep. And so I finish them up the next morning as it helps me get out of bed. I've got the rest of the game to watch. That's a reason to wake up in the morning.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, so let me ask you a question. Do you fast forward in between each play?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, I wait until at least one runner's on base, preferably. I like to get somebody to get to second base before I go to.

[Sean Hayes]

I watch Wheel of Fortune the same way. Not even kidding. I'll fast forward through the picking of the letters until they get the puzzle

[Jason Bateman]

kind of halfway done until it's something that you can figure out.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, exactly, Sean.

[Will Arnett]

And does anybody ever get, like, get one guess one so early that you just. It surprises you so much that, that you, like, you have a mistake with the, with the canned cheese. Like, does it go all over your hand at that point?

[Jason Bateman]

Like, oh, do, like, point it to your temple, like, as if you're trying to kill yourself, you know, and you just squeeze it all over the side

[Sean Hayes]

of your face like, like, what is it called?

[Nick Kroll]

Cheese Whiz.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, that's it.

[Will Arnett]

Cheese Whiz. So. So, jb. So, So I know JB does a bacon. So he bakes in the time. So bacon is Dodger game. Speed through. Right.

[Jason Bateman]

And then as soon as it's over and not before, I then go to my scores. My, my points. How many points I've accrued on my fantasy baseball.

[Will Arnett]

Coffee. Coffee is accompanying all of this.

[Jason Bateman]

Coffee's very first.

[Will Arnett]

Very first.

[Jason Bateman]

I need to light the fuse.

[Will Arnett]

Sure.

[Jason Bateman]

And it's a long fuse, so it needs time to burn down into the bomb.

[Sean Hayes]

For the bomb, you need to light the fuse with coffee. I know that's why I don't drink coffee is because I don't want to be dependent on it.

[Jason Bateman]

Well, it's not that bad to depend on, you know, like you got a half hour tick tock until the dynamite gets hit and then off you go, you know, because if you don't have a fuse mechanism, you could find yourself leaving for your day and then you're out in the middle of the community and. Yeah, community.

[Will Arnett]

And you know what the community.

[Jason Bateman]

You smell something burning and you, you know, you got to get to a bunker.

[Will Arnett]

For sure. I understand. So, so.

[Jason Bateman]

And that's unfortunate. All right, so we're back to baseball. I. I check my scores.

[Will Arnett]

Check your scores.

[Jason Bateman]

And then, and then I start doing my loop around the Internet and it's pretty, it's a pretty highbrow loop, you know, Will, I'm not around with. So it's news, gossip sites. Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing what's going on. And, and

[Will Arnett]

actually it's funny you say that. So this morning I had that same thing where I woke up and I did, I did my little, my games with my little crew. Coffee obviously accompanying it and then.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, right. So, yeah, yeah. So your, your, your baby's still in that old. Yeah. So he's still doing a little quirtle and octortal.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Uh huh. So that takes you. And the gum is as good as it sounds. Sorry, just checking real quick.

[Will Arnett]

So you're what,

[Jason Bateman]

how long does it take you usually to do those three things? 20 minutes?

[Will Arnett]

It depends because the way we play it is the winner from the day before picks the starter word that you have to use for all three boards the next day.

[Jason Bateman]

Mixed it up. So wait, what happens? Yesterday's winner picks the starter word.

[Will Arnett]

The starter word that you have to use on all three boards the next day. Oh really? What was the. So today's word was. Sadly.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. They always get you with an ly and like.

[Will Arnett]

And you know, certain people, like, will pick dicky words to fuck you over and it fucks themselves over too.

[Nick Kroll]

Sure.

[Jason Bateman]

And a dicky word would be something that doesn't really provide a lot of vowels or a lot of consonants.

[Will Arnett]

On Easter, our pal put in bunny.

[Jason Bateman]

Sure.

[Will Arnett]

Okay. From the night before. And it was like festive. It's festive. But B, U, N, Y is a desert when it comes to. So it really messed us up. So today. So I do that. Get that wrapped up and then.

[Jason Bateman]

How'd you do today? You feel good about your sport?

[Will Arnett]

No, I did. I made a really.

[Jason Bateman]

Here we go. Sean, this Is why here was interesting.

[Will Arnett]

The word from yesterday was sadly. And this morning it was a word on our turtle. So we all had a one.

[Nick Kroll]

Oh, really?

[Will Arnett]

Which is rare. Yeah. And so. And then I was like, oh, I'm killing it. And I made one error on the third. Are you doing a thing?

[Jason Bateman]

Good. Sean, get him.

[Will Arnett]

What was your.

[Jason Bateman]

What was your error, you fucking moron?

[Will Arnett]

I don't even want to go into it. I actually. This is. What a loser I'm. I audibly went, no, because the letter was already not supposed to be there. And I did it. I had like a brain credible fucking. Anyway, but what I was gonna get to is then I turned on the news, I looked at some of the news online, did a little search around, same sort of thing. And it was such a bummer. And I thought to myself, and it's not the first time I thought, why am I starting myself out in a rut now? I gotta rally to die at this point, I'm so low because the news is, as we know, so much of it is so depressing. And so. And I thought by the time I stopped looking at New York Times, Bloomberg, Washington Post, all these, I thought, what's the point?

[Jason Bateman]

Right? So then what's the alternative? Is maybe tweaking your algorithm such.

[Will Arnett]

Or just not. Or not looking like.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, but what if you go to Instagram and it's. And you've managed to get the algorithm pointed towards, you know, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, and you get uplifting messages and all that stuff.

[Will Arnett]

Sure, I think that that's positive for sure. But I think that actually what I. What I came to today was I talked to Shawnee earlier after I got off the thing, and I talked to him, we talked about stuff and it kind of. That was good as a palate cleanser. And then I was like, you know what? I think from now on I should play my game. Put my. My three games. Put the phone down and do go outside. Like two days ago, because I was still at jet lag. I started my little walk that you've done with me before. I started at 6:15.

[Jason Bateman]

This is with the ankle weights, wrist weights, leg warmers and the weighted vest. Weighted vest at my elbows right as you're going.

[Will Arnett]

Weighted vest, fuck. Weighted vest with a visor and spiky hair.

[Jason Bateman]

And you do one of the sort of a face shield, one of those droopy masks to keep the sun off your skin.

[Will Arnett]

No, I've got pharmacy like Florida sunglasses you can put over your glasses. Fool around. Okay. I got walkman headphones.

[Jason Bateman]

Any sort of reflective material on your back so you don't get run over?

[Will Arnett]

No. Full sleeves. Full sleeves.

[Jason Bateman]

You know, lots of waves.

[Will Arnett]

Wait a minute.

[Sean Hayes]

Speaking of walking last.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah. But to wrap it up, I think that that's the way because I feel like I was starting.

[Jason Bateman]

Would you try meditation? Have you ever tried meditation?

[Will Arnett]

I have. I'd like to do shutting the up.

[Sean Hayes]

Do you ever try that?

[Jason Bateman]

How about that, huh? Let's get to the guest. Thank you. Sean, what do you got for us today?

[Sean Hayes]

Wait, really quick.

[Nick Kroll]

I'm gonna.

[Will Arnett]

I ran. Speaking. Did I go on too much?

[Sean Hayes]

No, you didn't. Last night I was walking and I ran into. You know what a bollard is? One of those cement stoppers at the end of a street or a sidewalk?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

And it was like, oh, God, I ran into it.

[Will Arnett]

You walked into it?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, you're talking about something that's about nard height, right?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes, exactly. It's just a little higher than a fire hydrant. And it was painted black.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay.

[Sean Hayes]

Why do they have him on the corner of a sidewalk?

[Will Arnett]

So that people will drive up.

[Jason Bateman]

Sounds like your Upper east side. It sounds. I know those. Black.

[Sean Hayes]

After I ate at the Waverly Inn restaurant.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, down south there. So did you catch it right in the nards?

[Sean Hayes]

No. Right above the knee and I couldn't.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, man, that kind of hurt. Did you call Graydon Carter for a reservation?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

You did?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. No, no, no, no.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, you did it.

[Sean Hayes]

No, no.

[Jason Bateman]

Did Scotty throw you over his shoulder and walk you home?

[Sean Hayes]

Basically, it was right in front of a taxi and we were saying goodbye and I was like. I ran right into the thing with my full body and I was just

[Will Arnett]

like, did we run?

[Sean Hayes]

Great time. No, I just walked right into it.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

No. All right, let's get to it. Ready?

[Will Arnett]

What's your step count a day? I'm guessing 400. Sorry.

[Sean Hayes]

My guest today accidentally taught his two year old son to say, I'm a coward, which made me laugh when I read that he went to Georgetown and majored in history. His father's job included tracking the hidden fortunes of dictators. After bombing at his first college comedy competition, the guy that won invited him to audition for a sketch show. And that changed the course of his life. He's voiced about 80 animated characters for real. And the kid he met on the first day of first grade became his best friend and creative partner, helping turn their own humiliating stories about puberty into one of Netflix's longest running scripted originals. It's the insanely Funny and super talented. Nick Kroll.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, Nick.

[Will Arnett]

Nicholas Crow.

[Jason Bateman]

Get out here.

[Nick Kroll]

Hey, boys.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, he's.

[Nick Kroll]

He's going to take it down. I have not spoken yet today and I'm listening to my voice and I. That was like the first thing I've said all day.

[Jason Bateman]

Wouldn't it, wouldn't it be amazing if we all. Wouldn't it be amazing if we all had a word limit each day? Like if every person.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, for you it would be. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Hey, but could you imagine if you had to budget out your words for the day? That would be pretty interesting.

[Will Arnett]

That would be cool, huh? Welcome Nick. Boy, you come up with some fun ideas.

[Jason Bateman]

Nick, you are east coast. Cause you've already got a smart looking jacket on.

[Nick Kroll]

I'm on the west coast. I was debating on taking the jacket off before, but I'm dealing with what you guys are seeing is this center stage video where I'm gonna be constantly moving. The camera's gonna be at.

[Will Arnett]

You can turn, you can turn it off if you want.

[Nick Kroll]

I, I know I can. I can't figure out how.

[Jason Bateman]

Why do you look. You look so damn good already this week.

[Will Arnett]

Jacket on.

[Jason Bateman]

That's call back earlier I got.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, it's a Lipton cup of soup. It's a. The 3pm slump.

[Jason Bateman]

And did you crush it?

[Nick Kroll]

I felt good. I, I felt really good in the room.

[Jason Bateman]

Any feedback yet?

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, supposedly they wanted better looking and older though.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, you are in the running in case I can't find it.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah. So you guys are. Honestly.

[Will Arnett]

We're the demo.

[Nick Kroll]

We're that Kelsey's calling. Guys.

[Will Arnett]

Nick Kroll. What's up man? It's been a long time. How are you?

[Nick Kroll]

I'm great. It's really good to see you guys.

[Jason Bateman]

To see you, Nick.

[Sean Hayes]

The first time I met you was, I think was at Ted Sarando's a couple years ago at the Grammy dinner thing.

[Nick Kroll]

Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

Right. What were you two doing at a Grammy?

[Will Arnett]

At the Grammy?

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, it was like, it was like

[Sean Hayes]

for the, for the comedy category and

[Nick Kroll]

we were doing a duet. It was a Bette Midler and Barry Manilow thing and they had us play for a few.

[Jason Bateman]

Played Bet.

[Will Arnett]

Right, right.

[Sean Hayes]

No, but I, I, you were so kind and I felt, I immediately felt this like rhythm with you and I was like, I would love to get to know you more.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, here we go. This is unbelievable. Every time I felt a connection with you. Let me get. Put your number in the chat. Fucking. Are you joking?

[Nick Kroll]

I'm on the pod.

[Will Arnett]

Pod.

[Nick Kroll]

You should come on sometime.

[Will Arnett]

Let's Go for lunch and wrap up how we think we did. I'm close by.

[Nick Kroll]

What's your story later? Because you should come on the pod. The boys let me make the choices on this all the time.

[Will Arnett]

You're so smart and funny and handsome and.

[Nick Kroll]

Let's go on a run. You want to go for a run?

[Will Arnett]

Wait. Let's go on a run. Wait, wait, wait. So that was the first time that you guys had met?

[Nick Kroll]

I actually met you many, many, many years earlier. There was a guy used to do, like, treasure hunts around la.

[Sean Hayes]

Like, we have to do that. JP Manu.

[Nick Kroll]

Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

Are you talking about the larf?

[Nick Kroll]

I don't know if that's what it was.

[Sean Hayes]

No, it was before Amazing Race.

[Will Arnett]

I remember that.

[Sean Hayes]

And it was. It was just like the Amazing Race. And this guy organized. Just a bunch of people to go do this around Los Angeles. It was really fun.

[Nick Kroll]

Yes. So I. You were there and you. Like, I was just sort of starting, and you were one of the most famous people in the world in that group of five. So I saw you and I said, one day they're gonna make podcasts, and I'm gonna hit on him at Ted Sarandos party.

[Will Arnett]

Wait a second. You're skipping over that? You predicted podcasts?

[Sean Hayes]

Why?

[Will Arnett]

That's just.

[Nick Kroll]

No, but we had to get to Madame Tussauds to find.

[Will Arnett]

That's right. That's true. That's true.

[Jason Bateman]

Why have those gone? Oh, wait.

[Will Arnett]

So, JB, do you remember in the 90s, they. These guys had a game going.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. It was called larf, and they were both out of Stanford.

[Will Arnett]

There was one. No, there was another one where we went around and everybody had a. You had a squirt gun. And it was like a game of tag around la. I did that as a kid.

[Sean Hayes]

I did that as a kid.

[Jason Bateman]

My daughter does that as senior, seniors.

[Will Arnett]

All these actors, when we were in our 20s, in the 90s in LA, I remember being out here for pilot season, mid-90s, and somebody's saying, do you want to get in this thing? And people would be like, at an audition at Warner Brothers, and some dude would come out of nowhere and spray him in. Like, yuck, you're in. And I was like, can you imagine walking onto a lot now with a water gun?

[Jason Bateman]

So at Franny's school. So it's Senior Assassin. If you get hit with a water gun, you're out. And the only way that you can sort of protect yourself, inoculate yourself from getting some sort of a surprise hit is wearing swim goggles out in Public all day, every day. Or swim floaties. So you see, like these students are all around town, you know, like markets and shopping centers and it's really funny. It's pretty. It's pretty cool. But the scavenger hunts things, these high end scavenger hunts, I'm pissed that they've gone away. We should resurrect that.

[Will Arnett]

Let's do it.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Celebrity scavenger hunt.

[Nick Kroll]

Let's do it, guys. You guys have a lot of free time. Do you want to start getting into.

[Will Arnett]

Let's do.

[Nick Kroll]

Organizing local city scavenger hunts.

[Jason Bateman]

I'm going to organize Nick Kroll.

[Sean Hayes]

All right, let's get into it. You. You. First of all, thanks for being here. And I did. I did mean that. It just felt like a comedy connection with you. You were very funny right off the bat and I felt like I've known you.

[Jason Bateman]

But anyway, he's a nice guy and

[Sean Hayes]

he's a very nice guy.

[Jason Bateman]

What's not to get a rhythm with?

[Sean Hayes]

So wait, is that true? 80 voices? 88.

[Nick Kroll]

0, I think that's what I think.

[Sean Hayes]

So and is it like if I threw out names, could you. You don't want to do that.

[Nick Kroll]

I probably could. I mean, I'm a monkey. I'll give you what you need. Let's.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Wait, those numbers.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm go to do a. A fat. Look, I read Gunter from Sing and Sing too.

[Nick Kroll]

Oh, yeah, this is Gunter from Sing.

[Will Arnett]

Okay, what about.

[Jason Bateman]

Nothing makes me laugh quicker than a German accent.

[Nick Kroll]

It's.

[Sean Hayes]

What about Douche from Sausage Party?

[Nick Kroll]

Douche was. Oh, come at me, bro. It was that sort of. That guy.

[Will Arnett]

No, but wait. No, but wait. Do Douche from Sausage Parties.

[Nick Kroll]

Okay, so wait, so Douche from Sausage Party, we did. That's the Rogan movie. And I did the whole thing as like a sort of a British villain. Like a, you know, the classic Disney British, like Jafar kind of voice and then. Or like Scar from Lion King. And it just wasn't working. And we did one last record where they rewrote it as. That character was kind of a. This character did Bobby Bottle Service, who was kind of.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, I remember Bobby Bottle Service. Wait, Nick, you did your. You did. Nick, you. Your series on Netflix.

[Jason Bateman]

Big mouth.

[Will Arnett]

Big Mouth.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

And so we gotta clear the air on this. Do you know what I'm getting? You know what I'm getting at?

[Nick Kroll]

Of course.

[Will Arnett]

So we've never talked about it. So for years people have commented me, hit me in the thing. Talked to me in real life. I've been in line at the store. Do you do the voice of. There's a character on your show that people thought was me. His name is Mori.

[Nick Kroll]

The hormone monster.

[Will Arnett]

Is that what it is?

[Nick Kroll]

And everybody thinks it's Arnett. It's crazy.

[Will Arnett]

I can't tell you how many people have.

[Jason Bateman]

And that's you, Nick.

[Nick Kroll]

It's me, Nick, doing our net. No, it's. I mean, this is. Okay, so here's the backstory here. Let's clear the air on this.

[Will Arnett]

Let's clear it. Finally.

[Nick Kroll]

Finally. So we did the show Big Mouth. It's about kids going through puberty and my friend Andrew Goldberg, who Sean mentioned I met in first grade, we created the show together. He had been at Family Guys for years. We'd been friends forever. And he and Mark and Jen, our other partners, came to me with an idea about an animated show about kids, about me and Andrew at 13 going through puberty. And immediately it was like, great. This makes this. I really see this show. So we started working on it, and Andrew started talking, but he's like, you know, and. And, like, I think my guy, who. He was a really early. Early developer, you know, he just hit puberty at, like, 5 and had a full beard by 8, you know, and he was. And he was sort of like. I think my character was like, with something. Encourages him to jerk off. Like, he's got, like, a hormone monster. And I immediately was. Literally immediately was like, touch yourself, Andrew. And it was like, that was the voice. Because I had been doing this guy. I'd been doing this guy Nash Ricky. I had a sketch show called Crow show, and Nash Ricky was sort of like a hair metal guy who was also, like, had ocd and.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, there was Pete. Was Pete Giles part of that?

[Nick Kroll]

Yes, Pete Giles was part of that.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

We had a. We had a song called La Deli, and it was just about all the delis in la, like, Like California Girls. Because all those guys, like, hung out at, you know, cantors and all.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Anyway, so I did this voice.

[Will Arnett]

Nash Ricky.

[Nick Kroll]

So I. Then we go to do Big Mouth, we develop it, we make comes out. I've known Will forever. Will is on the air with BoJack at this, like, so same time. Yeah, the same time. BoJack is like the premier fucking animated show. It never crossed my mind that anyone would be like, is that Arnett? And then we start the show, and it works, and everybody's like, can't believe you got Arnett. You sound like Arnett.

[Will Arnett]

That's funny, Nick. I honestly, I can't tell you how many people over the years, I'm like, no, it's not. I think it's. I didn't know if it was you, but I was like, so funny. I think it's Kroll that. It's just.

[Jason Bateman]

Is that show still going?

[Nick Kroll]

No, we did eight. We did eight seasons.

[Will Arnett]

Wow, that's remarkable.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, we'll have done. We did more of those than basically any other scripted Netflix show, I think, besides Ozark. How many of you guys done now? 140.

[Jason Bateman]

It felt like 140. No, it was four and a half maybe seasons.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, it's. Anyway, so we did it, and we're about to put out a new show called Mating Season. It's the same team.

[Sean Hayes]

That looks so great.

[Jason Bateman]

What's. What's a premiere on that, Sean? What's a premiere date?

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, God, you wait.

[Jason Bateman]

I have to look it up.

[Nick Kroll]

I jumped it. I jumped it.

[Jason Bateman]

I got it on the bottom later. Scrolling, scrolling.

[Nick Kroll]

Guys, I'm so sorry.

[Jason Bateman]

Check the chat. Maybe Michael sent it to you.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, my God.

[Nick Kroll]

I can tell you it's.

[Jason Bateman]

I don't even double back at the end, Sean.

[Nick Kroll]

Okay, we'll be right back.

[Jason Bateman]

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[Sean Hayes]

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[Jason Bateman]

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[Will Arnett]

Carl. So I know you, so I feel like the first time I saw you was at UCB over 20 years ago. I think the first time we met you were maybe doing monologues at Ascat one night.

[Nick Kroll]

Yes, I think that would make sense.

[Will Arnett]

2000s and you were so funny. It was one of those, like the first time I saw you, I was like, oh, this dude is fucking hilarious.

[Nick Kroll]

Thank you.

[Will Arnett]

Like right out of the gate. And then you just went on to do. What I love is that you went on and you and Mulaney did so much cool stuff. You did a show on Broadway, you did sketches, you did sketch shows you've just done. What I love is how many different kinds of things you have done. You do stand up, you do all of it. And is there. Is there? Do you. Now, at this point, do you go like, oh, it feels too spread out. I want to concentrate on this because I know you just did a standup special.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, I just watched it. It's so good.

[Will Arnett]

Is that kind of where you want to go, or do you feel like you still want to just do millions of different things?

[Nick Kroll]

I mean, I like. What I'm shooting for is like a B minus across the board. You can shoot for a B minus. You can do so much.

[Jason Bateman]

You can never disappoint yourself.

[Nick Kroll]

You can really. You don't shoot too high. You stay general and broad, and then nobody can attack you for full committing to anything.

[Will Arnett]

That's a great call. Oh, I know that.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

It's all about longevity.

[Nick Kroll]

It's all about just staying right in the middle for as long as possible. And then they can't. Don't get too tired.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, the three of us, jb, you, me, and Kroll did that animated show with Mitch Hurwitz. Sit down. Shut up.

[Nick Kroll]

Sit down, shut up, sit down, shut up. My. That was very. Yeah, that was. It was literally right after Arrested, and it was us and Forte.

[Will Arnett]

Forte. Damn.

[Jason Bateman]

I want to watch that again. I remember the animation being what a characteristic that had.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, I'm playing a character I would not currently play.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, copy that. Copy that.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, oh, let's explain.

[Nick Kroll]

His name was Andrew Legustambos, and it was a Legustambos he liked. He was a bisexual Latin teacher.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Do you think I love that you remember? No, but literally, if you started that today, do you think that today's culture would attack as much as it did, let's say, even six months to a year ago?

[Nick Kroll]

No, I think everything is. I feel like things are kind of settling. I mean, I don't think I would play that character right now, but I. But I. But I do think things are settling a bit. Like all of that stuff that. I think we're finding different levels now to it, you know?

[Jason Bateman]

Right, right.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[Jason Bateman]

And I wonder why. I mean, the issues haven't gone away, but maybe the tolerance and the exploration of finding humor in things that are more challenging is more around. I don't know.

[Nick Kroll]

I think there's a general. I mean, I think there's polarizing views of it, but I think there's a general attempt to be more thoughtful about what we're doing or how we're doing it. And if you're generally more thoughtful, then I think there's more. A little more room for different versions of people playing different versions of people. I think in that way, you know,

[Will Arnett]

I think also there's. There's a. We have to pay more attention to intent, you know, and if the intent is to injure or to sideline or to minimize, then there's no room for it.

[Nick Kroll]

Let's save that for our personal friendships.

[Will Arnett]

Right, of course. And family. And family. Exactly.

[Nick Kroll]

Let's leave family out of this.

[Sean Hayes]

Wait, so, Nick, when you first started out, I mentioned in the intro you. You. You bombed freshman year in comedy competition.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

And the guy who won and then gave you the opportunity was Mike Birbiglia, right?

[Nick Kroll]

Yes.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, no way.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, that's crazy.

[Nick Kroll]

Where was it we did this. It was at Georgetown. We did this thing called the Funniest act on Campus. And I'd never done comedy before in any real capacity, and there were, you know, it's like, flyers. Up, up.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

And I went and did it. I was really nervous about it, and I just. I showed up, and my whole bit was that I was gonna get on stage and go, you know, I thought I'd be so nervous, but I'm super relaxed. And then I was gonna piss my pants.

[Will Arnett]

But that's a great bit.

[Nick Kroll]

It's a good bit, right?

[Will Arnett]

It's a really good bet.

[Nick Kroll]

Except I did not prepare. I got. I was like, you know, I was a freshman.

[Will Arnett]

Drink enough water?

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, I was like. Had drank and, like, you know, I was just, like, so nervous that I showed up and I had not. I had not. I was gonna bring, like, a water balloon and a pen and, like, pop the water. You know what I mean? I thought. I didn't, so. But I forgot all of it. So I grabbed, like, a sandwich bag in the trash and grabbed a pen and just got on stage and just, like, jammed over and over the pen into this, like, water bag in my pocket, so it just looked like I was jerking. Jerking off on stage, basically, which is what I've been ever since. But Mike. Mike won. Mike had, like, a solid five minutes as, like, a sophomore, and he won the competition and got to start hosting at the DC Improv. And then he was doing a sketch show later that year and invited me to audition. And I did that audition and then got cast. And we went to, like, a kid's apartment on campus and read all these sketches. And I, like, it was truly the one time in my life I walked out of that thing. I was like. Like, this is it. This is all I. This is it. This is what I Want to do.

[Jason Bateman]

Because what were you. What were you studying at Georgetown at the time?

[Nick Kroll]

I was studying history and minoring in art and Spanish. Just kind of like coasting. Coasting on privilege.

[Sean Hayes]

That was Jen Goose. Ya.

[Jason Bateman]

Waiting. Waiting for something to hit you to. To. To do, or were you going to make a career out of history?

[Nick Kroll]

I was gonna. I. I don't know. I think I was just. I truly was coasting. You know, I. I just was like. I liked history. Cause I think I like telling stories, but I think I was still scared to like write. So English wasn't. Didn't feel entirely safe. And then we started doing. And so we auditioned for that sketch show and we literally then went at the. We did our sketch. It was like. We rehearsed for three months to do One Night in Bulldog Alley on campus. And then. And the show was. I mean, we bombed. But I met all these guys who I continue to know and work with still, including Birbiglia. And then UCB was just about to come on the air and they came down to GW and did a show at gw. It was like a big improv festival. And it was the first time I saw those guys and my mind fully exploded.

[Will Arnett]

Did they do Bucket of Truth?

[Nick Kroll]

Were they doing that Bucket of Truth? And we. What's Bucket of Truth? It was Little Donnie. Remember little Donnie's. It was like Besser had to sketch this little kid with a huge guy. But I saw that and then moved to the city that day that summer or started going to the city. We did it at a workshop at ucb. And Will, you know, Owen Burke, you guys all know Owen. Owen was my brother's roommate in college. And Owen started. Had just started at ucb. So I started going to ucb, started going to ascat. As a fan, you know, I was like. And could not believe what I was seeing.

[Will Arnett]

I agree. I had the same. First of all, I had the same sensation. I saw them do Bucket of Truth in 1996. They just moved from Chicago.

[Sean Hayes]

Can you tell me what Pocket of Truth is?

[Will Arnett]

It was a sketch show that they did. And they did it downstairs at the West bank on 42nd street, the restaurant. They had a little space down there. And I was like, what? And it was Walsh and Amy and Besser and Ian Roberts. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, watching what these guys did. So I loved it. And then they started doing it. They started doing ASCAT at that other place, solo Arts on 17th street, before they moved into their theater. And I would go every Sunday and jb, you remember my old roommate Duff? I had lived with Duff and I had been roommates years. But, you know Duff, too, right?

[Nick Kroll]

I know Duff, Yeah, a little bit through Owen.

[Will Arnett]

And so I said to o. I said to Owen and Duff, I go, you guys gotta. I said, let's go to this thing and see these guys. And Owen came along to.

[Nick Kroll]

Oh, wow.

[Will Arnett]

I brought him to his first UCB show, and he ended up as artistic director of ucb. Isn't that wild?

[Sean Hayes]

Wild.

[Nick Kroll]

Owen Burke. Funny, good man. And. And that was sort of. So I started coming and we would go, and I was. You know, I went to Solo Arts once or twice and saw those shows, and then would go to the theater at 22nd street and, like, sit on the side, you know, wait, and sit on the side and look up. And it was like all these people, you know, who were, you know, who were just popping on Conan and.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, it was like Glazer And Tina and McKay would be there and all those guys.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, it just was like. And as soon as I literally, as soon as I saw the first. Did that sketch. Little sketch show, and then joined the improv group myself. Done, I'll do back to sort of what you're saying, I was like, I'll do anything. Get me close to this. I'll do anything.

[Jason Bateman]

But speak more about. Cause I'm always fascinated with people at that age where you need to. Or you think you need to commit to a career, and you have to really think about making rent and feeding yourself, and you're out from the nest at home. And so you're at this opportunity at an incredible university. You haven't really picked an occupation, an industry, a path. At what point did you feel like, oh, okay, there's enough momentum going in this lane where I need not continue to consider other means of support.

[Nick Kroll]

Well, for me, after Silver Spoon, I just wanted to have fun. You know what I mean?

[Will Arnett]

After the Spoon, singular.

[Jason Bateman]

This is why I'm so curious about it, because it was like I'd had this momentum since I was a little kid, but I still. At 18, I thought, well, is it going to last? Maybe I should study something else that's a little bit more reliable.

[Nick Kroll]

Well, so going back. So the other thing, my connection to Jason a bit, is that you're originally from Rye, right? Or your family. So I'm from Rye, New York.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, no way.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah. So, you know, I grew up with. With plenty of privilege. So I went to. I never had, like, the. The privilege was that I could sort of be like, what Do I want to do? And I went to college and I started and I, you know, school was never exactly my thing. I was fine at it. But as soon as I started doing improv and comedy and sketch, I was like, I'll do anything. Like, I'll print, you know, like, I'll go anywhere at any hour to get this done. And when I moved to New York, I had, I did have the, the real, the privilege of knowing that I could fall back. Like, if it didn't work, I could go get a job somewhere. Like, I was good. It was gonna be okay. Yeah, but it was the, the thing I feel so lucky about is that I had such a clear. I knew, I knew I wanted, I knew as soon as I started doing it, this is all I wanted to do. And any work. Now the question of whether I was gonna make it is the intangible. But I think the idea for me was like, well, I'm gonna regret the fuck out of this if I don't try.

[Jason Bateman]

You recognize that it was something that really fed your soul, that you were decent at it. You liked the Atta Boys, and it was sort of self perpetuated. Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

And it's never waned, at least for me.

[Will Arnett]

Which is interesting because, jb, you do have that as well. At the same time. This was your thing since before you can remember doing anything else, really, since you were a little kid. There was never, hey, I'm going to try my hand at this. You were in it. You were always in it. Right? I mean, I don't want to say that you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. I'm not saying that you didn't have a choice, but that was your, in a lot of ways, it was your job. It became your passion.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, I, I, I, I, I had realized that I was halfway decent at something before I needed to have something that I was halfway decent at. And so that was, that was a. Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

And, and, and I think for you, so, so on that.

[Nick Kroll]

And you were cute as a button.

[Jason Bateman]

If I. Nick, stop it.

[Will Arnett]

God.

[Jason Bateman]

Let's get our rhythm going.

[Will Arnett]

Number in the chat. No. Oh, no, not another rhythm connection.

[Jason Bateman]

I run too.

[Will Arnett]

But jb, you had that, that second gear for you. The thing that you found was when directing and seeing you light up at this stage of your life, when you talk about directing is the same way. I think that I certainly did in Nick. The way you describe it, discovering this thing where you go, I love this. I got to do this. I'll right, print flyers. I'll do whatever it Takes you kind of have it for directing.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Right. Like 10, 12 years ago or 15 years ago.

[Jason Bateman]

Right. And if like anyone out there, you know, if, if you, if you were lucky enough to get paid a little bit to do something that you would pay somebody else to do.

[Nick Kroll]

Right.

[Jason Bateman]

Because you, it's you, you love it so much. That's the sort of fuel that can really travel you into success and longevity. And instead of just punching a clock, you know, if it's something that really is passionate.

[Will Arnett]

N just quickly did you do. Because you worked with a lot of great people. We mentioned Mitch Hurwitz and obviously Mulaney. You've had a lot of great partners and collaborators. Another funny dude that we know that we all connect with is John Levenstein who works of course, worked on the Crow show.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Super, super funny.

[Nick Kroll]

One of the funniest, most bizarre men in the world.

[Jason Bateman]

Sweetest men too.

[Sean Hayes]

And honestly, I just have to say it since we just mentioned that the Kroll show is one of my favorite shows of all time.

[Jason Bateman]

Time.

[Nick Kroll]

Thank you, Sean.

[Sean Hayes]

Truly.

[Will Arnett]

I, I, I mean, so it's so funny. And Levenstein was a big part of that, right?

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, he was the, I'm, he was the showrunner and he had come, we hired, I mean I met him doing this cartoon called Life and Times of Tim.

[Will Arnett]

Oh yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Ended up on hbo. That was like. And Giles. That's how I met Giles.

[Will Arnett]

Also with Pete Giles.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, that's how I met Giles originally.

[Will Arnett]

Sweet Pete.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah. And one of the great voices. Talk about our. You think we got some gravel. That motherfucker.

[Will Arnett]

You can catch him. You can hear him everywhere. Yeah. You know, it's the World Series on Fox. Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

So it is. Yeah. I mean I, hey, by the way, Jason, I'm so sorry Zootopia didn't work out. But yeah, I'm on the VO stuff. They can't all be winners on the VO stuff.

[Jason Bateman]

So I do, I do envy what you guys guys can do with vo. I, I still feel like I'm just leaving voicemail messages. I, I have no idea what the I'm doing.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, Jason, I forgot to tell you. Last week I was, I was out east and I was with, out for dinner with my little guy Denny, who's 5, and there's this couple sitting next to us and they're talking about, and they've got like a 7 year old girl and they're talking about Zootopia. And, and my guy Denny goes, I saw Zootopia too. And they're like, we love Zootopia. 2. And he goes. And he comes up and he goes, dad, can I tell him? I go tell him. He goes. My dad's friend Jason is the voice of Nick. My son is 5. It was so sweet.

[Jason Bateman]

How about. I'm just excited that he knows my name.

[Will Arnett]

I know, I know.

[Nick Kroll]

Isn't it? I love that little girl.

[Will Arnett]

Isn't that sweet?

[Sean Hayes]

I love that. Nick, Can I ask about growing up? Because we touched on that a little bit and I think it's fascinating. And when I read this, I laughed out loud that you grew up in Rye, New York, and your parents sent a limo to pick you up from school.

[Will Arnett]

School. Is that.

[Sean Hayes]

Is that every day?

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah. No, no, no. Every once in a while when you're good. So it wasn't.

[Sean Hayes]

That made me laugh out loud when I read that. I'm like, is that true?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, it was like different strokes, right? Like you just. Exactly.

[Nick Kroll]

It's true.

[Jason Bateman]

But what happened to all those limos? You remember we used to see stretch limos everywhere. Where did.

[Will Arnett]

I kind of thought about bringing it back this year when we went to the big award show the other. Oh, my God. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to pull up to like, the Academy Awards in a white stretch limo?

[Jason Bateman]

I want to know where they went. Literally. Like you, I guess. Scrap metal yards or do they play.

[Sean Hayes]

They're all.

[Jason Bateman]

Send them to Eastern Europe.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, so Nick. I mean, you would.

[Nick Kroll]

They're all playing in Europe.

[Will Arnett]

You talk. You talk. They're all playing in Europe. That's a great joke. So you had to. There were occasions where you had to be driven to school. It just is what it is.

[Nick Kroll]

My dad. My dad. It's like the Internet. The Internet is real. Loves. Loves to speculate on. On my. My dad. His business. Fascinating business. Fascinating built. Incredible business, you guys.

[Sean Hayes]

Jay, do you know about his dad? No.

[Jason Bateman]

Please share.

[Sean Hayes]

I didn't either. And when I read about it, Nick, I understood 10% of it. So can you.

[Jason Bateman]

Arms dealer, drug dealer. What is it?

[Nick Kroll]

Consultants, Deals drugs. He dealt drugs to arms dealers.

[Will Arnett]

Got it.

[Jason Bateman]

Got it.

[Nick Kroll]

That's lucrative because it's two different. It's, you know, you got to find the guy who's going to come in between them. Was that what that Jonah Hill movie was about? Those guys, remember the movie?

[Will Arnett]

I like that movie with Nick. Cage War Dogs.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Yes. War Dogs was. There were.

[Sean Hayes]

That.

[Nick Kroll]

Is that they were doing.

[Jason Bateman]

I want to see that.

[Nick Kroll]

But so anyway, he built this. He sort of did. The larger umbrella would be like, risk mitigation. So, like, it started as, like, Corporate investigations, due diligence. And during the 80s, it was like Wall street takeover. Private. All those, like, hostile takeovers, like, doing of all, like, Ivan Boesky and all those kinds of characters. And then it was dictators like Saddam. Like the Kuwaiti government hired him to find Saddam Hussein's money.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Nick Kroll]

And Baby Doc Duvalier in Haiti. And the Marcos.

[Will Arnett]

Hello, baby Dr. Duvalier. Now you're really going into it.

[Nick Kroll]

Me and Mulaney were trying to write a movie.

[Jason Bateman]

Baby Doc handles. Kimmel handles. Fallon handles. Right.

[Will Arnett]

James Dixon. Baby Doll. Baby Doll. That's Baby Doll. That's Baby Doll James. Wait a second. Nick didn't. Now that, I think, didn't. Did Duff write a book about your dad's company?

[Nick Kroll]

He may have, yes. He may have. At the point. Yes.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

And so he. And. And then he, you know, he's. He's gone on to. To continue to sort of work in various versions of that business. And he and my brother have a company called K2Now, which continues to do different versions of investigations and risk mitigation and security.

[Will Arnett]

And they make skis, too.

[Nick Kroll]

And they make great skis. I know everybody out there likes Salomon Slalom.

[Will Arnett]

Hey, but, Nick, you know, I do want to say. And I'm glad you talked about it, because you didn't decide what your dad did or how you were born, and your dad started a company, and he. He was successful at what he did. And so I like that you just. You talk about it openly, because what the fuck are you gonna do?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Right. You don't need to apologize.

[Nick Kroll]

The Internet will find you.

[Will Arnett]

No, I know, but why. You don't need to apologize for where you came from. What are you supposed to do?

[Jason Bateman]

Right? Exactly.

[Nick Kroll]

Thank you.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

No, but it is. I just got. I mean, I feel like I got real lucky. I got dealt a real good hand.

[Will Arnett]

Of course you did. But you. And as I've said, I've known you 20, 25 years. You. You create a lot of stuff. You create a lot of stuff on your own. You didn't have family in show business, and you did it all through hard work and talent. So you know everybody.

[Jason Bateman]

But he sounds. That sounds really fascinating, like, get them to investigate Bateman.

[Will Arnett]

Please.

[Jason Bateman]

The kinds of. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Will Arnett]

Just look into it. Just look into it. But, Jason, why do you keep going to Grand Cayman? Answer that.

[Jason Bateman]

Listen, these people are.

[Nick Kroll]

So you're doing the firm cosplay,

[Jason Bateman]

but. Yeah. The kind of connections and. And. And know how he's got to be Incredible. That's like up there with. I, I. If I. If I could pick a new career, if I could go back in time, if I was like 17 and I would like to get recruited by the CIA, I would love to.

[Nick Kroll]

Oh, yeah, you have. You have CIA vibes written all over your spot.

[Jason Bateman]

I would love to be somebody in my mid-50s. Like. Well, I'm in my late 50s now. That is still. Like, I would like to be able to hold that secret from. Because you're not supposed to be able

[Nick Kroll]

to tell from your family or your.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, right. I mean, if you're really good, you

[Will Arnett]

want to hold more secrets from your family.

[Jason Bateman]

I've got a little more room. I found a little more room on my drive.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, Jimmy. We just went through your morning routine. You think that you're CIA ready? Are you fucking kidding? No.

[Nick Kroll]

That's what you do in the CIA. You watch the end of a Dodger game.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. No way this guy's a spy. Look how dumb he is.

[Will Arnett]

They're like, how do we kill that Bateman agent? He's at the golf club.

[Nick Kroll]

We'll be right back.

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[Jason Bateman]

And now back to the show.

[Sean Hayes]

Were you gonna say, Nick, were you gonna say you and Melanie were working on a script about it or no? Was that what you were gonna say?

[Nick Kroll]

We were working on a script. It was the first. We sold a movie called Most Glorious Friend and it was, you know, those like, Nigerian email prince email scams.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Well, we were.

[Will Arnett]

The premise, it was fucking scammed.

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Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, Willy.

[Nick Kroll]

The premise of the movie was like this was the. This time it was real. And it was gonna be Tracy Morgan as the deposed dictator of a country called Lyrobia and his name is Lil Mo. And that was so like a bunch of couple college kids respond to the email and then like, Tracy Morgan shows up being like, where's my mom money? And we can have that. Tracy. It was genuinely very. I mean, I was probably structurally, I mean, we had no idea we were doing. We just sat there reading Save the Cat by the chapter and then trying to write off of that.

[Sean Hayes]

Save the Cat is a screenwriting book that's so fun.

[Will Arnett]

That's such a fun taking. Schur and I worked on this thing years ago. Mike Schur, we called the ambassador about. Basically, he's too dumb to kill. He's the son of a senator. They make him envoy to the EU to ruin all their trade deals. And then he's like getting chased. Like born. But he doesn't realize he's being like he's getting chased. He keeps going, go around.

[Jason Bateman]

You both.

[Nick Kroll]

All three of you guys could be spies. You guys should be like 50s, the worst spies. Post Cold War spies, right? Like spies like you.

[Will Arnett]

Spies like us.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, spies like us. But there's a. It's just. It's just how it's pronounced at the end.

[Sean Hayes]

Wait, so this. This made me laugh too, because big mouth. Big mouth is about, like you said, you and your friend. Puberty, 13 years old. But I read your sister Vanessa is now a professional puberty educator.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

What does that even mean? What does that mean?

[Nick Kroll]

So, yeah, my sister Vanessa is a. Yeah, she became an expert in puberty. She started a thing called Dynamo Girl a number of years ago. And it's like after school program, sports for girls. And then as she was teaching these young girls, like they. As they got older and started going through puberty, she realized that there was just a ton of. There was just like a empty spot in that and sort of the education around that and like having parents and kids understand what's going on. So I mean, it's crazy synergy, but I think it just speaks to a little bit of, I guess our experience, you know, she's two years older than me. Of going through that period of life together. It was of interest. Like we had those books, like, what's Happening to Me? You know, those like Groovy 70s books with drawings of the body. And so we were.

[Will Arnett]

Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, like, all of that stuff, I think loomed large for us. And so it became an interest for both of us. And she's like. So she's kind of writing about parenting and that kind of stuff. She's got four kids.

[Will Arnett]

And then is she the one who's the one married to one of the men in blazers?

[Nick Kroll]

That's my sister. Vanessa's married to Roger Bennett from Men in Blaz.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, I know those. I love those guys.

[Sean Hayes]

That's cool. And all your siblings, there's four of you. Are you all funny people? Like, are you all.

[Nick Kroll]

I think so. I don't know how it works in your family, but I think it's pretty rare that someone Comes out of a family that isn't. If they're funny, that isn't also funny.

[Sean Hayes]

Right, right.

[Nick Kroll]

My brother's really funny and my sister's. Well, yeah, I think it was in the family, there was a sense of humor.

[Jason Bateman]

Did you guys get it from mom or dad?

[Nick Kroll]

They're both pretty funny. My dad's funny and my mom's got a very good sense of humor. Especially having to deal with me tell jokes about moms. Like she, you know, she's like, people tell me, am I upset about the jokes about moms? And I'd say, I'm not. Okay.

[Jason Bateman]

They're both fair game, huh?

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, but no, it's a funny family, I think, but. I think, but me kind of being like, no, I'm gonna go be a comedian. Everyone was like, huh, huh. There was definitely. It wasn't like, well, of course you're gonna, you know.

[Will Arnett]

Jim, you know Jimmy Vallely? Yes.

[Nick Kroll]

Jimmy Valle used to have another vet, Levinstein. Another rusted guy.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, another rusted Jimmy the great Jimmy Valli, who's one of the all time. Yeah, one of the all time funniest and has jokes that nobody else can think of that are just so. God, I fucking love Jimmy Valli. Anyway, he used to always say, he'd say like, you know, if you come. He was, we were talking about something, he said, yeah, this guy sort of came from a good family. He goes, he had more to lose. And I go, what do you. He goes, well, in a way, he could have gone into. He could have been a lawyer. He could have. He went to a good school and stuff and he risked it all to do this. If you come from nothing, you got

[Sean Hayes]

nothing to lose, 100%.

[Will Arnett]

And I go. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. I never, never looked at it that way.

[Jason Bateman]

Well, Nick, you're so multi talented and you've done so many different jobs in the structure of things. What. How do you decide what to do next? And like, what would the perfect next five years look like? I mean, I, I don't know how strategic you are, I imagine. And I don't mean that as a pejorative. You know, like, it takes a certain amount of planning to get things done in this business.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, I mean, you got. Look, he's got roommates out April 17. He's got mating season on May 22. With Sam Richardson and Jason and Vanessa and that's, that's another Netflix. I mean, you have tons of stuff coming out. It's so exciting.

[Will Arnett]

By the way, Nick, you need to Know that Scotty was just off camera going, I just. I just bumped this up in your email. Okay.

[Jason Bateman]

So just.

[Sean Hayes]

He just held out. He just held up.

[Jason Bateman]

Date Scott was like, do you want me to stop warming the cupcake and get you your dates?

[Nick Kroll]

Hotmail.com back mail. We actually met it on Hotmail. Anyway, so that's just a little joke. Just a small joke. It wasn't Sarando's party. It was on Hotmail.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

And there just felt like a comedy connection there.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

So I. My strategy is, is I keep. And I feel like, honestly, you guys all also do a lot and produce a lot. Like, I keep a number of balls in the air that are all at different stages of development. And so, you know, I'm. And so I think I like this show. Mating Season is the follow up to Big Mouth and it's about animals dating and fucking and falling in love in the woods. So it feels like a natural sort of progression of that. I've been working with my partners Mark and Andrew and Jen on that. It's me, Zach Woods, June Diane Rayfield and Sabrina Jaleese. It's like, you know, like a fun, fun hangout. Kind of in the vein of like an animated version of Friends or. I can't remember any of the other, any of those other NBC shows. Must see tv. But you know, that sort of. That genre. That's right.

[Will Arnett]

No, I mean Nonfeld.

[Nick Kroll]

There was Seinfeld.

[Will Arnett]

I feel Wings. Wings, you're thinking of Wings.

[Nick Kroll]

Wings was great. I love Wings. It's a big influence.

[Will Arnett]

And the single guy, you're thinking of. Single guy.

[Nick Kroll]

Single guy. Of course, the single guy.

[Will Arnett]

That's what you're thinking of. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Caroline in the City, Carol.

[Nick Kroll]

But then there was that show with the gay guys. Two guys in a pizza place.

[Sean Hayes]

Two guys. Frasier Buddies.

[Will Arnett]

That was abc.

[Nick Kroll]

Frasier.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, but. And that's about it, I guess that's that, that, that was that must see TV stuff.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

But to wrap that up.

[Jason Bateman]

But you're like in this ideal position of really kind of being your own boss and self perpetuating and you've got this great sort of troop of collaborators and colleagues and. Right. Is it as ideal as it sounds?

[Nick Kroll]

Honestly, I really feel it right now. It really is. I feel incredibly. It's at a time when the business is tricky and things are going away and there's contraction and the fact that I'm currently getting to make a bunch of different things. It feels amazing. And I'm writing right now. We're writing 100% here in LA. And it's me, Mantzoukas, Jason Manczoukis, Sam Richardson, Vanessa Bayer. And it's in the world of kind of like self help help influencer gurus. So we're writing that, we're gonna shoot over the summer and that's. And, and then I'm producing some other stuff animated and live action. So it's great. What the, the strategy you were talking about, Jason. I have, I have two kids. I got a two. I have a five year old and a two and a half year old. So that's the stuff that starts to play into like how do we, how do I do this and how do I be also like home and around and involved. So that, so the opportunities, like it's like how can I set myself up as well as I can for opportunities that I get to some have some modicum of control over like where and

[Jason Bateman]

be in Los Angeles too.

[Nick Kroll]

Right? And that's what's you guys right now.

[Jason Bateman]

They can travel with you, but soon that 5 year old's gonna be stuck in school and you won't be able to pop around.

[Nick Kroll]

He doesn't want to be if it's any consol, doesn't want to be in school. So we might.

[Jason Bateman]

Does he want to be, does he want to be homeschooled or he's just like.

[Nick Kroll]

He wants kite surf. He just wants to do you know what I mean? He likes to free solo. He saw that free solo doc and he just wants to go climb.

[Sean Hayes]

That's hilarious.

[Will Arnett]

This is. That's very dangerous dick for a child.

[Jason Bateman]

I know we got to let him

[Nick Kroll]

but we got to let. It's lucrative. You can first you can get that you. Jason knows you got to get to work. Got to get these kids.

[Sean Hayes]

So Nick, so speaking about a kid, you grew up conservative Jewish in a conservative Jewish kosher household. So no dishes for separate dishes for meat and dairy stuff. But I read that you had one junk food day a year growing up when you eat.

[Nick Kroll]

Oh yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

And then what was the other thing I read about food that you did? Oh that you fall asleep listening to a hypnotherapy tape telling you not to eat snacks.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

I went to a hypnotherapist. Did it work to quit smoking? We all you guys all went to Carrie Gaynor at some point, right? Do you ever go to Cary Gaynor to quit smoking?

[Will Arnett]

Nobody can cure me.

[Jason Bateman]

I just, I.

[Will Arnett]

Nobody can cure me. She's my enemy. I'm unstoppable. There's nothing that will Come between me and my darts, I would love to see that Western.

[Nick Kroll]

A little spaghetti Western of you versus a cigarette in a standoff. Both of you.

[Will Arnett]

No, we're on the same team. We're not against each other.

[Jason Bateman]

So listen. Listening. Listening to those tapes at night was this. Back in the day when we were told that you could learn languages from just listening to the people speak to you?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, it was.

[Nick Kroll]

This was. Well, I went to Carrie Gaynor and he was like, you know, he was. You go to his. Like, you'd go to his garage in Santa Monica, and there's like a sun faded picture of Katherine Heigl, and you're like, she was here at some point and we think, we hope. And so I used him to quit smoking. And then I got a. This woman from the Deepak Chopra Institute. And it was like, this woman, she called me and she. I talked to her about snacks. And then she like, my. Cause I just was, you know, like, it's got to go somewhere, right? It's got to go. Fucking go somewhere. So if you can't smoke cigarettes, like, give me some goddamn, like, you know, Sour Patch Kids. Give me some fucking chips.

[Sean Hayes]

Give me something the same.

[Will Arnett]

She just. She's just recommending snacks. She would.

[Nick Kroll]

She would put. So she would make the snacks. She would be like. She would make the snacks. She's like, do. What do you find disgusting? And again, using the German, a different version. I can turn that up, like five different levels, and I got a couple different.

[Jason Bateman]

Make her more aggressive.

[Nick Kroll]

Put on it.

[Will Arnett]

Do you find. Do you find poop videos disgusting?

[Jason Bateman]

People ask the question.

[Will Arnett]

You're like, I think I got the wrong number.

[Nick Kroll]

So. But she would equate something like, maggots are disgusting. So imagine that you're basically. Imagine that your jelly bellies are maggots and they are going to. You know, it's in my standup. I do it. I can't remember any jokes anymore. But anyway, so I would listen to it when I'd go to bed. And it worked for a while, but now, God damn it, I want to eat chocolate pretzels all day long.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, of course.

[Jason Bateman]

What if you just cut out the weed? You know, if you cut out the weed, then you're not good. Don't get snacky at night.

[Nick Kroll]

Ooh, we cut out the weed. We cut out the weed.

[Jason Bateman]

You know what I mean?

[Nick Kroll]

I gotta be able to relate, my friends.

[Sean Hayes]

Last thing that I think is really fascinating that I did not know is Harry Styles helped you plan your proposal to your wife, Lily.

[Jason Bateman]

No way. I'm a big Harry Styles fan.

[Sean Hayes]

How did that happen?

[Nick Kroll]

We were making that movie, Don't Worry, Darling, which I think is most famous for the movie. And it was the height of COVID

[Jason Bateman]

Tell you what, that'll live. You well knows how to direct a film.

[Will Arnett]

She sure does.

[Jason Bateman]

Amazing.

[Nick Kroll]

Truly. She directed. It was. I had a. And I played her husband in the movie. And so it's really fun to act with her. Like, I mean, you guys know, it's like when. Sometimes when you act with someone who's directing, you know, it's different levels. And she was great. I mean, she. Anyway, so we, so he. It was the height of COVID And I was proposing to my wife. We were. And Harry sort of like, we were planning it out. We were at the, we were doing the. We just done the table read and we were all hanging out and I was sort of figuring out. And we just. My wife and I just moved into our new house. And so I like, you know, I had a box and I was like, can you just move this last box? And she was like, give me a fucking brick, you know what I mean? Like, you make me move the fucking box, you know? And I was like, I don't know, Harry. So no, I opened. She opened. Open the box. There's a bunch of flowers in the ring. But Harry and, and then he checked in with me to be like, how to go. So I told him basically before I spoke to, like, we spoke to our families to let them know that we were married because he was. Had been checking in.

[Sean Hayes]

That's so cool. That's so cool. What a story. I mean, that's really, really cool.

[Nick Kroll]

Sweet, sweet boy.

[Jason Bateman]

Sweet boy.

[Sean Hayes]

Nick Crawl, it's. You are a pleasure.

[Will Arnett]

I can't believe how quickly this hour went. It's bananas. I know.

[Sean Hayes]

It's a real story.

[Jason Bateman]

Sprint.

[Sean Hayes]

I just want to say, I, I, I, I've loved so many things that you've done.

[Nick Kroll]

Top three.

[Sean Hayes]

No, no, the top. Well, I just watched numbers in the ch. Little. Big boy. I want little boy. So funny. And then.

[Will Arnett]

How far are you from Larmont? Is that where you live?

[Sean Hayes]

No. And then, of course. Oh, cavemen. I, I, I, of course.

[Will Arnett]

I thought that was one of the

[Sean Hayes]

funniest show shows I'd ever seen. And it went. It was like six episodes.

[Will Arnett]

I left with Will and Josh.

[Nick Kroll]

Yeah, Will and Josh. You guys had just done Blades of Glory. And then they. I was in four hours of prosthetics. That was my first job. I was in four hours of prosthetics every morning to be one of the cables.

[Sean Hayes]

It's so funny.

[Nick Kroll]

But I wasn't in the commercials and everyone hated the show. They loved the commercials, right? Everyone was like, I love the show. The critics hated the show. But what I always took solace in was that the public hated it as well. We got canceled. We shot 13. I was impressed. Four hours every morning. It was the wor. It was my first job and it was the worst job and perfect first. You know what I mean?

[Will Arnett]

Like, yeah, yeah.

[Nick Kroll]

Thank God. There's no way I could have done it later in my life.

[Will Arnett]

So it's so funny that you like that show.

[Sean Hayes]

I love that show. And then publicity, of course. Yeah, you as Liz. Hey, Jay. Have you ever seen him play Liz from publicity? I'm from the. From the crawl show. I'm gonna send you a of bunch. Bunch of clips.

[Nick Kroll]

It's crying last night. Every. Yeah, you.

[Sean Hayes]

It's.

[Nick Kroll]

You've dealt with. You've dealt.

[Sean Hayes]

I mean, it's like as a. As a gay guy, it's like I would kill the playlist. I mean, great.

[Nick Kroll]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Jason Bateman]

Well, we want more. Nick Crow.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Jason Bateman]

Everything and anything.

[Will Arnett]

I'm stoked for your new. I'm stoked for your new show.

[Sean Hayes]

Say how much fun you had today as Liz.

[Nick Kroll]

Oh, my God, you guys. Being on this podcast with you, one of the most coveted slots that any publicist could secure. Pure aside, Spotify top 20, Apple top 20. The history, the camaraderie, the friendship, the absolute money grab that this podcast is for everybody involved.

[Will Arnett]

I love it.

[Nick Kroll]

Honor to behold and to be held by you guys. Thank you, guys.

[Sean Hayes]

Thank you, Nick. Love you to death.

[Nick Kroll]

Good to see you guys. Thanks for having you.

[Jason Bateman]

Thank you, buddy. Doing this.

[Nick Kroll]

You too. Thanks, guys.

[Jason Bateman]

Bye, buddy.

[Nick Kroll]

Bye.

[Will Arnett]

That's funny. Funny, funny. Nick Crow. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, it's so funny. And I love that he showed up to play and he. I mean, he's so always.

[Will Arnett]

He's always ready to play.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, he's. And look, clearly he's got 80,000 things

[Jason Bateman]

going on, but how great are these. These interviews when they feel like five minutes and you never. You.

[Nick Kroll]

You can.

[Jason Bateman]

You never get to your questions, you know, just because of conversations. So good.

[Will Arnett]

That was so. That was so quick.

[Jason Bateman]

He's a good fella, that guy. I do, do. Send me some of that stuff.

[Nick Kroll]

I will.

[Jason Bateman]

And then I'll bet I'll go. I'll go down like a YouTube send.

[Will Arnett]

Do. Send me some of those.

[Sean Hayes]

Send those bits right after my toilet. Yeah, he's in full Drag as Liz. It's so funny. I mean, the. The balls the guy has just to do anything show.

[Will Arnett]

There was so many amazing sketches on that.

[Sean Hayes]

Amazing sketch. Sketches. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, I should probably say.

[Sean Hayes]

But he did have. He said he did play that one character.

[Will Arnett]

Here it is. Yeah, yeah. The teacher from. Sit down, Shut up. Yeah. What was the thing you remember about that teacher? Fuck. Here we go. Are you ready?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. The character was bi, sexual,

[Will Arnett]

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