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105 - It’s A Numbers Game (w/ Ali Wentworth)

SmartLess Presents ClueLess

Published: Thu Nov 28 2024

On this episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes welcome back Ali Wentworth to play a new round of It’s A Numbers Game, and this time it’s all about books! We give you a simple math problem in the form of famous books with the numbers removed, can you solve the clues faster than Sean and Ali? And even if you do, can you reckon with a very fiendish MegaClue?! New episodes every Monday and Thursday. Puzzles in this episode are by Josh Richmond and Matthew Broussard.

Summary

SmartLess Presents ClueLess: Episode 105 - “It’s A Numbers Game” (w/ Ali Wentworth)
Release Date: November 28, 2024
Host/Author: SmartLess Media
Duration: 15 minutes 52 seconds


Introduction

In Episode 105 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan, an Emmy-winning writer, teams up with recurring guest Sean Hayes and special guest Ali Wentworth to dive into a series of numerical puzzles and brainteasers. This biweekly, bite-sized (10-12 minutes) podcast episode promises listeners an engaging journey through complex conundrums, testing whether they can outpace Sean Hayes in solving them.


Welcome and Recap

Elliott Kalan [01:04]:
“Welcome to SmartLess presents Clueless. I'm your host, Elliott Kalan, and I'm broadcasting from right behind you.”

Sean Hayes joins the show once again, bringing his characteristic humor and quick wit. The episode also welcomes back Allie Wentworth for her fourth appearance, adding depth to the puzzle-solving dynamic.

Sean Hayes [01:21]:
“Sometimes people say I'm the man of people's nightmares.”

Elliott Kalan [01:25]:
“A nightmare is still technically a dream. They gotta give you that.”

The trio reminisces about the previous episode’s cliffhanger, setting the stage for today's numerical challenges.


Puzzle Warm-Up: French Musical Group Challenge

Elliott revisits last episode's cliffhanger puzzle involving the names of a French musical group translated into English: Volante, Je suis Taboo, and Palme L'app. The challenge was to identify the missing member.

Elliott Kalan [02:59]:
“Who is the missing member of this group?”

Sean Hayes deliberates but initially struggles with the French names, ultimately deducing that the missing member is Fergie, completing the iconic Black Eyed Peas lineup.

Sean Hayes [04:05]:
“Fergie.”

Elliott Kalan [04:08]:
“That’s right. These are the Black Eyed Peas.”

Allie contributes to the discussion, showcasing the collaborative and engaging nature of the podcast.


Main Segment: It’s A Numbers Game

The core of the episode introduces “It’s A Numbers Game,” a bookstore edition where Elliott presents mathematical equations disguised with book titles. The objective is to decipher the missing numbers based on the book titles and perform the calculations.

Elliott Kalan [06:07]:
“This is a Numbers Game bookstore edition. That was beautiful.”

Sean Hayes [06:18]:
“We’re lesson.”

Elliott Kalan [06:22]:
“But this is a game that will be involving numbers.”

Allie Wentworth [06:41]:
“Math is not my strong suit. I'm all eye candy.”

The game involves identifying the numerical value embedded within a book title, performing the math operation, and optionally framing the answer as another book title for bonus points. Points, while acknowledged as nominal, add a competitive edge.

Example Provided:
Elliott Kalan [07:10]:
“For example, if I said ‘Catch’ minus ‘Perfect Strangers,’ the answer would be 13, because Catch-22 minus 9 Perfect Strangers is 13.”


Puzzle Round 1: Solving the Equations

  1. “One for the Money” + “The Two Towers”

    • Sean Hayes [07:52]:
      “One for the money.”
    • Allie Wentworth [07:54]:
      “So one for the money and then the towers. Is it twin towers?”
    • Elliott Kalan [07:52]:
      “No, but I'll give you the hint. It's the same number, but not that word.”
    • Solution:
      One for the money (1) + The Two Towers (2) = 3
      Answer: Goldilocks and the Three Bears
      Elliott Kalan [08:14]:
      “Yeah. That's great. I'll give it to you. That's a book.”
  2. “101 Dalmatians” - “Ready Player One”

    • Sean Hayes [08:43]:
      “That's 100. So what's 100,000ft under the sea?”
    • Solution:
      101 - 1 = 100
      100,000 ft under the sea (likely 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
      Answer: The First Hundred Days
      Sean Hayes [09:12]:
      “That's a book.”
  3. “The Six Wives of Henry VIII” + “Apples Up on Top”

    • Elliott Kalan [09:33]:
      “This is a children's book. I don't know if that's gonna help.”
    • Solution:
      Six wives (6) + Apples up on top (10) = 16
      Answer: Around The World in 80 Days
      Elliott Kalan [10:25]:
      “The answer is 80. I also would have accepted 100 Years of Solitude.”
  4. “A Million Little Pieces” / “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”

    • Sean Hayes [10:43]:
      “A million divided by 20,000.”
    • Solution:
      1,000,000 / 20,000 = 50
      Answer: 50 Shades of Grey
      Sean Hayes [11:02]:
      “You got it.”
  5. “The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People” - “Slaughterhouse-Five”

    • Sean Hayes [11:45]:
      “Seven minus five is two.”
    • Solution:
      7 - 5 = 2
      Answer: Two Gentlemen of Verona
      Allie Wentworth [12:00]:
      “They weren't gentlemen. They were just two men.”

Epilogue and Mega Clue

Elliott transitions to the epilogue, presenting a mega clue puzzle that requires aggregating the answers from the previous questions.

Elliott Kalan [12:44]:
“Those numbers were 3, 180, 50, and 2. Now, to get the average of all of your answers, divide your total 235 by the number of answers, which is five.”

Sean Hayes [12:46]:
“So it's 47.”

Subtracting five from 47 leads to the famous answer from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

Allie Wentworth [13:09]:
“42.”

Elliott Kalan [13:12]:
“Yes, that's right. According to the... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.”

The trio reflects on their performance, encouraging listeners to compare their puzzle-solving skills.


Cliffhanger Puzzle

Elliott introduces a final cliffhanger puzzle to keep the audience engaged until the next episode.

Elliott Kalan [14:29]:
“The cliffhanger puzzle is... I'm an odd number. Take away two. Now I'm even. What number am I?”

Allie quickly solves the puzzle but refrains from revealing the answer, promising to disclose it in the next episode.


Conclusion and Sign-Off

The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to Allie Wentworth and Sean Hayes for their participation, and a reminder for listeners to reflect on their own puzzle-solving prowess.

Elliott Kalan [15:52]:
“This has been Clueless. I've been Elliott Kalan, and it's way past my bedtime. Goodnight, everybody.”


Notable Quotes with Timestamps

  • Elliott Kalan [01:25]:
    “A nightmare is still technically a dream. They gotta give you that.”

  • Sean Hayes [08:43]:
    “That's 100. So what's 100,000ft under the sea?”

  • Elliott Kalan [12:44]:
    “To get the average of all of your answers, divide your total 235 by the number of answers, which is five.”

  • Allie Wentworth [13:09]:
    “42.”

  • Elliott Kalan [14:29]:
    “I'm an odd number. Take away two. Now I'm even. What number am I?”


Key Takeaways

  • Engaging Format: The blend of humor and intellectual challenge makes ClueLess both entertaining and mentally stimulating.

  • Collaborative Puzzle-Solving: The dynamic between Elliott, Sean, and Allie exemplifies teamwork and humor in tackling complex problems.

  • Listener Interaction: The inclusion of listener participation contests fosters a sense of community and active engagement.

  • Educational Value: The puzzles not only entertain but also encourage listeners to think critically and make connections between literature and mathematics.


Final Thoughts

Episode 105 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess successfully balances lighthearted banter with challenging puzzles, making it a captivating listen for fans of brainteasers and celebrity interactions. The introduction of a numbers game adds a fresh twist, while the cliffhanger guarantees anticipation for the next installment. Whether you're a regular listener or new to the podcast, this episode offers a delightful mix of humor, intellect, and charm.

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