#134 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (You Laugh, You Leave)

Summary

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Smosh Mouth #134 - "Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (You Laugh, You Leave)"

Date: March 9, 2026
Hosts: Shane Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto
Main Guests: Trevor, Angela, Spencer, Olivia, Chance

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Episode Overview

In this buoyant, chaotic episode, the Smosh Mouth crew puts a hilarious spin on their classic "Try Not To Laugh" format with a unique twist: if you laugh, you leave—your seat is immediately filled by another rotating Smosh friend. Over almost 90 minutes, the hosts and guests riff on everything from childhood snacks and true crime obsessions to airport fashion insecurities, musical theater deep-dives, and how men really use the “pee hole” in their boxers. Their signature blend of absurdity and genuine conversation is on full display as the cast cycles through the hot seat, reacting, riffing, and sometimes getting sidetracked in unexpectedly earnest ways.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

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1. The "You Laugh, You Leave" Dynamic

(01:11 - 04:50)

• Amanda: “Today, we're playing Try Not To Laugh. But if you laugh, you literally leave…”
• Contestants immediately start trying to make each other break, with failed “Fartso” bits, awkward spring analogies, and inside Smosh references.
• The musical chairs nature of the episode means people rotate in and out constantly, adding unpredictability to the flow and tone.

Shane (01:28): “And the game starts now. If you laugh, someone else will take your place.”

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2. Random Bits: Food, Family, and Childhood

(04:51 - 11:00)

• Reminiscing about pizza rolls, comparing them to egg rolls and discussing food technology.
• Childhood confusion about backgrounds and identities, leading to an open-ended, lighthearted discussion about what it means to be "Chinese."
• Fiber One bars evoke nostalgia about 2000s diet crazes, followed by tangents on “mom culture” and Slim Fast.

Angela (11:12): “What happened to Fiber One bars? They took over the nation.”

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3. Family Reflections & Would You Hang Out with Your Parents?

(12:00 - 13:10)

• The group muses on what their parents were like at their age and who among their parents they’d have as a friend.
• Blurring lines between mock competition and sincere connection, they explore generational quirks and how family influences still resonate.

Amanda (12:58): “I think I would hang out with my mommy, but not my daddy.”

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4. Musical Theater Deep-Dive

(16:15 - 22:05)

• Amanda and Angela launch into musical theater talk: Rent (and the AIDS crisis depicted in it), Practical Magic, Death Becomes Her, Lies Beneath, and Spelling Bee.
• Shane admits his outsider status, while the more theater-savvy hosts explain why musicals can be hard to follow for newcomers.

Angela (22:05): “That’s why I like musicals that are plot in the scenes and the songs are emotion…when you can’t speak, you’ll sing.”

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5. “Dude Talk” and Sensitive Subjects

(13:26 onward, especially 22:45 - 29:01)

• A stretch of "dude talk" emerges—sometimes awkward, sometimes earnest—including jokes about penis size, discussions on underwear design (“the pee hole”), and Trevor’s anxiety about sharing too much.
• Amanda tries to redirect: “You guys need to stop talking about your penises and your holes, okay? We all know they’re small. No one can feel them. Let’s move on here.” (30:10)

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6. True Crime Fixation

(32:09-33:35, 40:47-41:51, 45:32-48:19)

• Amanda recounts a wild, unfolding true crime story: an IRS agent murdered his wife with help from a Brazilian au pair, using a fetish website as a cover.
• The group debates morbid details, discusses the phenomenon of true crime retellings, and why serial killer dramatizations should focus on making perpetrators look ridiculous, not “cool.”

Shane (46:13): “True crime…It’s not that I can’t sleep, it’s that I just feel like the sense of dread from it.”
Angela (46:21): “I’m fascinated by when actors in the film industry take it and…fantasize it. It’s like drag for me.”

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7. Comedy, Bits, and Hyper-Meta Observations

• Throughout, meta moments abound about making each other laugh, the anxiety of trying too hard, the role of bits, and when the podcast veers from comedy into earnest talk.

Angela (22:22): “I’m not funny if I try to be. That’s what I just learned. And this place is all about…” Chance (23:26): "Back to da boys."

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8. Music Hot Takes & Nostalgia

(38:29 onward)

• Topics toggle to music preferences, struggles with new music discovery, and nostalgia for 80s or 90s pop culture.
• Shane, Chance, and Trevor discuss ASMR, Kate Bush, Coldplay, “Heart,” and the difference between Guitar Hero and Rock Band controllers.

Chance (41:11): “More Kate Bush, right? Go. Kate Bush grew up.” Olivia (39:29): “The same, like, kind of thing over and over again. And it kind of puts you in a space…Music makes you trans.”

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9. Musical Theater Return (“Spelling Bee”, karaoke, show formats)

(56:42-57:56)

• Olivia describes Spelling Bee’s improvisational, audience-participatory nature.
• Amanda and Shane are new converts to its appeal, and the group debates the merits of old versus new productions.

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10. Closing Chaos: Talent Show, Compliments, and Podcasting as a Vibe

(60:05 - end)

• The crew jams on instruments, jokes about awkward Catholic legacies, and hands out genuine, if backhanded, compliments.
• Meta jokes about how audience members experience the podcast: as a fun, slightly bewildering hangout they wish they could join.
• The closing circle is full of affection and roast-style humor: “I’m enjoying it…Even when people aren’t trying to make each other laugh, viewers be like, I know, I know.” (63:34)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Shane (05:04): “What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard?”
• Chance (05:50): “Then why is your heart beating so fast?” (Describing his uncle’s crazy confrontation)
• Angela (11:12): “What happened to Fiber One bars? They took over the nation.”
• Amanda (16:24): “You would make such a good assistant principal.”
• Chance (23:11): “He’s gonna come in fully with hard on…He’s gonna hit us in the back of the head with it.”
• Angela (46:21): “I'm fascinated by when actors in film…fantasize it. It's like drag for me.”
• Shane (47:00): “Dramatic reenactments of serial killers…only way I’d approve is if they add scenes that are embarrassing. Like, slipping on banana peels. Full, tiny penis.”
• Amanda (52:24): "Yeah, pretty churches, but let me just say spooky. My church was pretty, but it was spooky."
• Chance (54:44): “We need another Rock Band really bad.”
• Olivia (57:15): “They sing you back to your seat if you lose. It is incredible.”
• Amanda (63:02): “This was such a wild experience, and I loved it so much.”
• Chance (63:26): “I’m enjoying it…Even when people aren’t trying to make each other laugh, viewers be like, I know, I know.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:11] — Game rules: “Try Not To Laugh, You Laugh, You Leave”
• [05:04] — Funniest story ever heard (Chance’s uncle’s confrontation)
• [07:01] — Olivia “beat” story, musical chairs chaos
• [11:12] — Fiber One Bars, diet culture in the 2000s
• [16:24] — Musical theater deep dive begins
• [22:05] — Emotional vs. plot-driven musicals
• [29:01] — Extended, chaotic penis and underwear discourse
• [32:09] — Amanda’s true crime story: IRS agent + Brazilian au pair
• [38:29] — Music discovery, ASMR, Kate Bush discourse
• [46:13] — Dread of true crime, difference between classic and contemporary
• [52:24] — “Spooky” Catholic church memories
• [56:42] — Spelling Bee: audience interaction and improv
• [63:02] — Meta podcast reflections & group close out

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Tone & Atmosphere

The episode sustains a lively, improvisational energy fueled by the “If You Laugh, You Leave” mechanic. Jokes and earnestness are constantly overlapping—sometimes resulting in madcap bits, sometimes allowing for surprisingly sincere discussions on identity, anxiety, and the comfort of being among friends. The comedians’ ease with each other leads to spirited riffing, frequent interruptions, and the occasional honest moment about trying (and sometimes failing) to be funny. References to internet culture, musical theater, true crime, and retro video games abound, often delivered with playful boastfulness and self-aware sarcasm. Underneath it all is a sense of kinship, curiosity, and nostalgia—for old bits, friendships, and the weird corners of the internet.

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Final Thoughts

This Smosh Mouth installment is a playful experiment in group podcasting that perfectly encapsulates the brand’s strengths—and its sublime chaos. For listeners, it’s less about following a single topic and more about enjoying the kaleidoscope of personalities, jokes, self-deprecation, and genuine affection that defines this era of Smosh. Whether you’re a dedicated Smosh fan or just a connoisseur of unscripted comedy, “Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast” feels like being dropped into a living, breathing group chat you never want to leave.

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For fans: Comment below if you want more “you laugh, you leave” episodes—and who broke first!

Transcript

[Amanda]

Okay, I have to tell you, I

[Angela]

was just looking on ebay, where I

[Chance]

go for all kinds of things I love.

[Angela]

And there it was.

[Shane]

That hologram trading card. One of the rarest. The last one I needed for my set.

[Narrator]

Shiny like the designer handbag of my dreams.

[Amanda]

One of a kind. Ebay had it. And now everyone's asking, ooh, where'd you

[Chance]

get your windshield wipers? Ebay has all the parts that fit my car.

[Amanda]

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[Narrator]

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[Amanda]

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[Narrator]

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[Shane]

Hi. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest with us today, Trevor.

[Trevor]

And I'm Trevor.

[Shane]

Pretty cool.

[Amanda]

Great.

[Shane]

Today we're playing a really fun new game.

[Amanda]

It's a new game. It's kind of new. It's basically based off of our live shows.

[Shane]

Yes. We're playing Try not to laugh.

[Trevor]

A new game.

[Chance]

Try not to laugh.

[Shane]

The new game. Try not to laugh. However, today when you laugh, you leave.

[Amanda]

You literally leave.

[Shane]

And then someone else will hop in in our place, and then that'll just be how it goes. So. And the game starts now. If you laugh, someone else will take your place.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay, Fartso. I, I, I understand.

[Shane]

Do you really think that was going to get me? That's what you're going with?

[Chance]

Fart.

[Trevor]

Almost got me.

[Shane]

Yeah. We were talking about pizza rolls a second ago, and I was saying how pizza rolls are. They're true. I forgot that when I was a kid, I would fucking munch on those.

[Trevor]

Yeah, what else would you munch on those?

[Amanda]

What else were you munching on?

[Trevor]

Yeah, what else were you munching on?

[Shane]

Huge.

[Spencer]

Let's go.

[Chance]

All right.

[Amanda]

Hi, Olivia.

[Shane]

Make me laugh.

[Amanda]

Hi. Whoa. Hi. Smaller.

[Chance]

Really tense.

[Trevor]

Like a spring.

[Amanda]

Hi.

[Trevor]

Oh, my God. There he is.

[Chance]

It's you and me not giving the seat up. I worked hard to get here.

[Trevor]

Kid named seat.

[Spencer]

What did you say?

[Trevor]

I said kid Named Seat.

[Chance]

Like, instead of kidney stones, you have kidney seeds.

[Spencer]

Yeah, they're not stones yet. They're little pebbles.

[Chance]

You gotta water them. With what?

[Trevor]

I can't even look at Spencer, man. I can't even look at him.

[Spencer]

No, just look at me.

[Trevor]

Trevor, do you guys have any bits? Anything, Anything funny?

[Chance]

No, that was kind of a last minute. Oh, yeah. You know what was funny?

[Spencer]

When you said that pizza rolls were basically egg rolls.

[Chance]

So you didn't let me finish. I wasn't saying they were basically egg rolls. I'm saying the technology of pizza rolls is based on egg rolls.

[Amanda]

No, no.

[Chance]

Like, it's the same. I don't know what kind of like, breading it is or if you'd even call it breading.

[Spencer]

I thought we were Chinese for, like, two years.

[Chance]

But you were Chinese for two years. I was Chinese for two years. You know, I kind of rolled back on the Chineseness.

[Shane]

I just saw Angela ask, what is Chinese?

[Spencer]

You're looking at it, Angela.

[Amanda]

You're looking at it.

[Chance]

You want to know what Chinese is?

[Spencer]

It's us.

[Chance]

I take my hat off. I'm wearing a Chinese hat. Whatever. A Chinese. I don't know what a Chinese hat is. There are probably all kinds of hats because it's a huge fucking country.

[Spencer]

My mom probably knows what a Chinese hat is.

[Chance]

Yeah. Your beautiful mother.

[Spencer]

Angela's mom is beautiful too.

[Angela]

Thank you.

[Chance]

She's a pretty mom.

[Angela]

Thank you.

[Spencer]

You have a beautiful mom, too.

[Angela]

We gotta get them out. We gotta get you guys out.

[Spencer]

I have a meeting in 10 minutes, so you really gotta get me out.

[Chance]

I'm literally not leaving. I like your glasses. Not a bit. It's fun.

[Spencer]

Why did it sound like a bit?

[Chance]

Dude? Me complimenting a woman at a bar. Hey. You look beautiful. Not a bit. Bam. I feel like I'm on, like, a killing street.

[Shane]

Like, killing. It's like when you're playing Call of Duty. What's up, Olivia?

[Chance]

I wore the shirt to the airport the other day. I was like, the optics. The optics.

[Spencer]

It's like if I war hijack.

[Shane]

So Spencer's wearing a Modern warfare.

[Chance]

Modern Warfare 2, which famously features the no Russia mission.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Which I do not endorse.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Do not agree with the actions.

[Shane]

Not funny. Not to be laughed at.

[Spencer]

Actually wish I could take myself out of this right now.

[Shane]

I'm sure.

[Chance]

Can you do, like, a good fake laugh?

[Shane]

Yeah, it would count.

[Spencer]

I'm not going to laugh.

[Shane]

Sorry. My. My aura ring keeps giving me notifications. It's crazy.

[Olivia]

Not.

[Shane]

And nobody will know what it says but me Just says. It just says my heart rate's 150. Which is good. That's good, right? It's good. It means I'm going.

[Spencer]

Your heart is beating.

[Shane]

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard?

[Spencer]

The funniest thing I've ever heard.

[Shane]

I. I do.

[Chance]

I do have a crazy story.

[Shane]

Okay, let's hear it.

[Chance]

Legit. Legit. So. And this is my uncle's story. Oh, the story about my uncle is. Isn't that a game? That's a video game. Anyways, so he was There was. They were at like a. A. It was like a restaurant or like a diner. And it was super late night and things got like, rowdy. This was in college era and I'm probably going to butcher the story, but there is like kind of like a. A punchline to the story.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it better be so funny because I have to make it to this meeting.

[Chance]

Okay. Okay.

[Shane]

I' olivia laugh.

[Chance]

So like, like things were getting rowdy. Things were getting really rowdy. And eventually like, I don't want to say like a scuffle broke out, but it was something like that. And my uncle kind of like stood up to him and like. And like no one had really stood up to this guy. Like I think there was like an instigator and he was.

[Olivia]

And.

[Chance]

And he was like, oh, like, you're gonna like, you're gonna like stand up to me. Blah, blah, blah. And my uncle said something along the lines of like, oh, like I'm not scared of you. And the guy just leaned over and put his hand on his chest. He's like, then why is your heart beating so fast? And I was like, that's the craziest shit you could ever do.

[Shane]

That's nuts.

[Chance]

Like, not even a fun. I mean it is funny, but it's like, it's more just like. Can you imagine that in like a movie or something like that?

[Shane]

That's a. That's a bold move.

[Spencer]

Wait, I feel like that's also a pickup line.

[Chance]

Yeah, it's kind of like just touching a stranger, just.

[Shane]

Just hand on their heart.

[Chance]

Yeah, it's like you do that. You do the avatar I see you

[Spencer]

just be like, I don't know that. I don't know that.

[Chance]

You don't know Avatar? James Cameron's Avatar.

[Spencer]

I know Avatar, but I don't know

[Chance]

when they did that.

[Shane]

I feel like this would be a. Cause if I. If say like if you're at a bar, I think this would be three

[Spencer]

minutes to make me laugh is like

[Shane]

if you're talking to someone, and then you just look at them and you just go,

[Amanda]

no,

[Trevor]

it doesn't matter.

[Chance]

It counts. Huh?

[Shane]

Bye, Olivia. Good luck,

[Amanda]

guys. I think that that was a fake laugh.

[Shane]

It probably was a.

[Amanda]

It.

[Chance]

I did kind of last night.

[Amanda]

Have you guys ever been beat by

[Chance]

Olivia, like, physically at a video game?

[Amanda]

Wow. What an entrance.

[Chance]

I was gonna say.

[Shane]

I think that counts. I think you're out of here.

[Chance]

The funniest prank would be if, like, Olivia came on and her mic was not plugged in.

[Shane]

Oh, that would be devastating. And we just ignore her the entire time, and we just talk back and forth.

[Olivia]

This looks like the Joe Rogan podcast right now.

[Chance]

I'm Chinese,

[Amanda]

okay?

[Chance]

I can't.

[Trevor]

I'm sorry.

[Olivia]

You weren't even texting anyone.

[Chance]

Tumblr.

[Shane]

And get your head in the game.

[Olivia]

Tumblr.

[Shane]

She's on pin. Were you ever on Tumblr?

[Chance]

Oh, yeah.

[Angela]

Big hardcore.

[Shane]

Really? What was your. What was your fandom? Did you have, like. What was your biggest post?

[Olivia]

Was it musical theater?

[Angela]

Yeah, of course.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Angela]

It was all red.

[Olivia]

I knew it.

[Shane]

It was Rent.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Wow. No, no, I. I've seen Rent. I've seen the movie Rent.

[Angela]

And what do you think about the AIDS Crisis in the 90s?

[Shane]

It's bad. Really bad. What do you mean? Was that in the 90s or was it also 80s? I thought it was 80s.

[Angela]

Was 80s and 90s rent takes place.

[Olivia]

You know what?

[Shane]

It's still happening today. Yeah. You know, and. And, you know, what did you think about that? I think that's why I was like, oh, for me, it's not the 90s. It's like. It's a continuous.

[Olivia]

It's right now.

[Angela]

So for you, AIDS is the 80s?

[Shane]

No, I said it was continuous.

[Olivia]

Stop talking about AIDS. Yeah.

[Shane]

Angela. Oh, my God.

[Olivia]

Like, it's so.

[Shane]

Come on.

[Olivia]

So I was trying. I'm trying a new diet.

[Angela]

Okay, let's talk about it.

[Olivia]

I just.

[Chance]

I'm.

[Shane]

I heard that.

[Olivia]

Okay, so the broccoli, cauliflower, that family of foods makes you apparently gassy.

[Amanda]

It has, like.

[Angela]

I literally can't do broccoli.

[Shane]

It hurts. Lod. Yes.

[Angela]

No, I know what you're talking about. It's a. Anti acid diet, right?

[Shane]

Yes.

[Angela]

Yes.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

I have done this diet.

[Shane]

It's lad mop. Lod mop.

[Angela]

It's no tomato, no garlic. It's heavy acid foods.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That's got to be tough for you as an Italian.

[Angela]

No, it's. It is.

[Shane]

You just listed your two, like, primary

[Angela]

sources of nutrients possible, and then I Realized why I was having so many bloating. Bloating issues. You can't even be here right now.

[Olivia]

Scarfing.

[Shane]

What are you talking about?

[Angela]

You're trying to giggle.

[Shane]

I'm not trying to giggle. I'm genuinely fascinated you're going to give up tomatoes and garlic.

[Angela]

I tried.

[Amanda]

It's really hard.

[Olivia]

It's really.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Tomatoes, garlic, broccoli. But cauliflower is okay.

[Shane]

Talking genuinely. If you just get you. If you keep rising, raising your fiber intake, you'll get used to it.

[Angela]

Your fiber intake?

[Shane]

Yeah, Broccoli and cauliflower, they just have a ton of fiber in them. It's like, it's a lot on your body to like. So if you start eating a ton of broccoli, your body's like, oh, my God.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Olivia]

Huh?

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

What are you. What are you talking about? What are you saying?

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

okay, back to the show.

[Amanda]

Why do I do that?

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Trevor]

I don't know.

[Angela]

Here's something.

[Shane]

What's up?

[Angela]

What happened to fiber 1 bars? Where'd they go as a.

[Shane]

Into my mouth.

[Angela]

No, but remember they were.

[Amanda]

But remember, this is actually a great question.

[Angela]

What happened to fiber 1 bars took over the nation.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry.

[Olivia]

I don't think I was in the.

[Angela]

They took over the nation.

[Amanda]

You were not in the nation when Fiber one bars. They took over the nation.

[Angela]

They did, right? It felt like at the. At, like, school, we were all eating Fiber One.

[Amanda]

Did your mom ever do, like, the Fiber One Crystal Light Slim Fast Diet?

[Angela]

All women did, right? Trevor?

[Trevor]

26.

[Amanda]

Oh, fuck. I will not be. I will not. I will not be laughing at that.

[Shane]

The Chris Kyle of jokes.

[Chance]

Am I right?

[Shane]

I gotta.

[Trevor]

What, do you want me to tell a joke or something?

[Amanda]

I guess if you must.

[Angela]

I guess if we can't talk about fiber 1 bars, you can go back to talk about.

[Amanda]

I guess we can't talk about SlimFast and our mothers.

[Trevor]

You asked me a question and I answered it, and now you're staring me down.

[Angela]

Like, what happened to women talking about SlimFast?

[Amanda]

Right? What happened to Crystal Light? A little powder in your water, and yum, yum, yum, you have sparkling something.

[Trevor]

I think it's still around. I had Crystal Light in the house.

[Angela]

I caught my mom drinking Celsius out of a wine glass.

[Olivia]

No.

[Angela]

Not knowing. It was super, like. Like an energy drink. And she goes, this stuff boosts your metabolism. Boost it.

[Shane]

Poost.

[Angela]

Boosts your metabolism. And I went like. Like, speed in the 80s. That's what she was like.

[Chance]

She was, yes.

[Angela]

Crazy.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Did your parents do drugs?

[Trevor]

Ooh, likely not. Maybe. I feel like I vaguely remember my mom talking about, like, smoking a joint in high school or something.

[Chance]

I don't know.

[Angela]

I'm trying to think, like, would you hang out with your parents if you met them at your age now?

[Amanda]

Ooh, great question.

[Trevor]

Like, my parents right now is the same your age.

[Angela]

Well, when they were that age, like, I always think. I wonder if, like, my dad was, like, like, too cool for school or, like. Or if my mom.

[Amanda]

I think I would hang out with my mommy, but not my daddy.

[Shane]

I can't

[Amanda]

swipe.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Looks like Joe Rogan's back. Yep. Okay, so we get to start a whole new conversation.

[Chance]

There was a point during Smosh hospital where it was, like, all guys in the. In, like, R1 dressing room, and we devolved into, like, dude talk so fast.

[Shane]

It was.

[Olivia]

It was actually insane.

[Shane]

It does, but it was kind of,

[Chance]

like, refreshing because, like. Like, I am not in many, like, all dude situations.

[Olivia]

I am.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

My bedroom. Sick dude having, like,

[Chance]

how many men have you had sex with in one day? Four.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Chance]

Welcome back to the program.

[Amanda]

Wow, it feels really good to be back Here. I wonder why Chance got out. Anyways, if someone is not watching this. Oh, my gosh. They're just listening to, like, different voices at random times.

[Chance]

We're gonna add in like, like, sound effects of, like, footsteps, like, leaving and entering.

[Amanda]

What's my footstep?

[Chance]

Probably huge.

[Trevor]

I'm not.

[Chance]

It's gonna be like Jurassic Park. The fucking. The water. Because you're tall, Jabal.

[Angela]

Oh, this is a scary three.

[Chance]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Angela]

First person to say something loses all power.

[Chance]

So I'll take the bullet. But I know we all care about. Yeah. Like we now.

[Amanda]

We're back, boys. Yeah.

[Olivia]

Aw.

[Amanda]

What?

[Olivia]

Aw.

[Angela]

And we're back, boys.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Let's talk about penis.

[Shane]

That was bad. Amanda.

[Olivia]

I just did like, a two hour long impression of Amanda. It wasn't two hours.

[Amanda]

You did. And also, you're wearing eyeliner right now. And have you thought about wearing eyeliner? Just in general?

[Olivia]

You know, I've gotten that before.

[Amanda]

But no, because your eyes are biblical.

[Shane]

I, they sting.

[Olivia]

It stings my eyes when I put on.

[Shane]

I, I, I can't get eyeliner off. Yes. I just scrubbed in the bathroom. And coconut oil. Someone also told me Vaseline.

[Amanda]

Who told you that? They're not well.

[Shane]

What? Okay.

[Amanda]

Vaseline.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Amanda]

It'll clog your pores.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Coconut oil might also too, but I like it.

[Shane]

I feel like that's not that much different.

[Olivia]

You're just really pushing this coconut oil.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it works for other things too.

[Shane]

Have you. Yeah, I'm flat.

[Olivia]

I use coconut oil. Shea butter.

[Shane]

Nice.

[Olivia]

Oh,

[Shane]

okay.

[Olivia]

Spencer's making black jokes in the wings.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Spencer don't make black jokes in the wings. If you're gonna make black jokes, you have to be up here making black

[Shane]

jokes in front of Chance. On in with the spotlight on you.

[Amanda]

You have to have your face on

[Shane]

camera be okay when I'm right here.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

If Chance not here.

[Amanda]

You cannot make black jokes.

[Olivia]

That's true.

[Shane]

Yeah, we've, we've gone over this so many times.

[Amanda]

But Chinese jokes without Olivia? I mean, you've done it.

[Shane]

Yeah. Only Spencer.

[Amanda]

Hey, guys.

[Chance]

Hey.

[Shane]

So, you know anything we want to talk about? I did roast you for a long time. But what are your, like, top five favorite movies? Yeah, that was hilarious. Death becomes her.

[Amanda]

Death becomes her.

[Shane]

Lies beneath.

[Amanda]

What lies beneath?

[Shane]

Did I ask you what is going on? I just know them.

[Amanda]

He knows them. Double jeopardy.

[Angela]

What's the which one?

[Amanda]

Practical Magic.

[Shane]

Oh, Practical magic.

[Amanda]

That's number one.

[Olivia]

They're all from, like the 80s.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

That's all I have to say about that.

[Shane]

Rent?

[Olivia]

You like Rent?

[Amanda]

I love Rent. I saw Rent on Broadway. I love talking about the AIDS crisis, but we don't need to get into it.

[Olivia]

She's itching to talk about AIDS again.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's what she loves.

[Amanda]

I Wait, did you guys enjoy the Rent movie?

[Shane]

I, I, I have not watched many.

[Olivia]

Yes, of course. I've seen the Rent movie with Idina Mandela.

[Shane]

I struggled.

[Amanda]

And she was in the original Broadway performance.

[Shane]

She's in every single Broadway performance.

[Olivia]

That's true.

[Amanda]

That's so true.

[Shane]

Come on.

[Amanda]

She's not in spelling bee, which you saw.

[Olivia]

Oh, I did.

[Shane]

It was so good.

[Amanda]

My friend was telling me about it. He's saying that I need to go see spelling bee, and then he's seen it.

[Shane]

Like, you would make such a good assistant principal.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Chance]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Is the assistant principal good character?

[Chance]

Big.

[Shane]

I love talking about musical theater.

[Amanda]

You're out.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Let's keep talking about musical theater.

[Olivia]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Let's talk about musical theater.

[Trevor]

Musical theater.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Because I don't know a ton. So it's, like, nice to talk to people who know stuff.

[Trevor]

Yeah, I know a lot about music theaters.

[Amanda]

So I guess I would be cast as the big assistant principal in spelling bee.

[Shane]

I didn't know that spelling bee was a. I've never heard of it before. Do they, like, sing the letters while they're spelling it out?

[Trevor]

It's like a probably. That makes sense.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Cool. Wow. I don't know if it sounds like something I'll ever see, because I don't have someone to, like, really explain it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's so true. I think if there was someone here to really dive in deep into spelling me, we probably see it.

[Shane]

Wait, going back.

[Amanda]

Did you guys hear that?

[Shane]

Up a couple times.

[Amanda]

Someone stepped on a goose.

[Shane]

We brought it up a couple times. But the movie Burlesque, you know how. Yeah, I. I sent a voice memo just to Angela unprompted. Just like Wagon Wheel walked, and she knew.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry. Excuse you. Do that impression again.

[Shane]

I can't do Share.

[Chance]

Wait.

[Amanda]

Do that impression because it sounded like you have something in your teeth.

[Shane]

Walker will watch whose hair I know I can't do.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Shane]

This is perfect. This is the duo that I wanted because.

[Amanda]

Because.

[Shane]

Because Courtney's like, this is the best movie. And then Amanda was like, it's the best movie. And I watched it, and I was like, you know what? I think this is what? What my version of burlesque is genuinely. I think it's bloodsport. I'm like, that's the best movie ever. It's not a good movie, but it's awesome.

[Angela]

What's Bloodsport about?

[Shane]

Blood Sword Is Jean Claude Van Damme going to an underground fighting competition in China, and he's like all these ridiculous fighters from around the world. Okay, that sounds like a good comp.

[Angela]

Like a different.

[Shane]

It's ridiculous. Yeah, it's not well written.

[Chance]

Have you seen Road Roadhouse?

[Shane]

Oh, Roadhouse is another good example.

[Chance]

Roadhouse from the 80s, probably in my top 10.

[Shane]

Roadhouse is actually probably a better because it's similar to Burlesque, where he shows up to this place. See, he's new there. Yeah, I watched Burlesque. Courtney was like, can we watch Burlesque? And I was like, sure. And then it starts and it's like, ah, sometime. And you're like, damn, go.

[Amanda]

It's so funny.

[Chance]

We should do Light My Candle karaoke. Oh, that's how we do a. I. That's like.

[Angela]

We're back at Rent.

[Chance]

Yeah, sorry. I wanted to take it back to Rent because I thought you might want to talk about Rent. Because I love Rent.

[Angela]

I love Rent. It's like I wrote a paper on Jonathan Larson when I was in middle school. The paper was 10 pages long, not double spaced.

[Shane]

That's not double space.

[Chance]

Do you remember in school Came Swiftly.

[Shane]

Did you have in trouble for that? Because you should double space it.

[Angela]

Okay, so every teacher was different. I remember every teacher was so different about, like, double space. And do you remember it was like three pages and you're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Chance]

Double spacers.

[Angela]

Single space.

[Chance]

Double space.

[Angela]

Single space. And they'd be like, single space.

[Chance]

You'd be like, oh, that's cr.

[Shane]

That's diabolic.

[Chance]

I was using chat GPT back then, so.

[Angela]

No, you weren't.

[Shane]

Yeah. Before it was invented.

[Angela]

What were you doing that?

[Chance]

How are you?

[Angela]

How are you?

[Chance]

How are. I'm good.

[Angela]

No, how are you doing that?

[Shane]

Yeah, he just did. He just could do that.

[Chance]

I could do you just do that? Yeah. There's a website.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Angela]

So Spelling bee. What's so fun about spelling bee?

[Shane]

Okay.

[Angela]

It's an old. Old, like, it went on Broadway.

[Chance]

Like.

[Angela]

Like, this is the revival and the

[Shane]

old one, the 40s.

[Angela]

Yeah, it's. It was like one of the first, you know, in a while that does really good audience participation. Like, really good. And it's so fun. I don't know about this new production, how much they're in the audience or not, but original. It.

[Amanda]

They.

[Angela]

It's such a good musical. You would love it. You would really Love it.

[Chance]

Anyway, what was the last musical you saw in person?

[Shane]

In person? I think I've only seen one, and

[Trevor]

it was the Dells, and it was

[Shane]

Spring Awakening Forever Ago at the Pantages. And honestly, I had no idea what was going on. Yeah, I was very far back, and I just didn't know the plot or anything. And I was like, I don't know what's happening.

[Chance]

Let's get some of the songs in it.

[Angela]

Yeah, music's really pretty.

[Shane]

I. I struggle to keep. Keep up with musicals. That's probably the only movie musical that I like, love, and I saw multiple times was Les Mis. And I think it's actually the live record. Like, how the music. The audio's live, made it easier to follow along.

[Angela]

That's interesting for me because I feel like you said, with musicals, it's hard for you to understand the songs when they're plot. And Les Mis is all plot on music.

[Shane]

I know something about it. I.

[Chance]

We have talked about, like, lyrics. Like, it takes us a couple listens to a song to, like, really get into the lyrics and for those to click.

[Narrator]

And.

[Chance]

Yeah, for a musical, when it's all you, what it's like, I. I'm listening to the music. I'm not listening to the lyrics. Like, I need subtitles.

[Angela]

I mean, that's why I like musicals that are plot in the scenes and the songs are emotion. Because it's like they say, like, when you can't speak, you'll sing. Like, your emotion feels so much that you sing.

[Chance]

So.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, you know,

[Chance]

just.

[Amanda]

It's.

[Angela]

I'm not funny if I try to be. That's what I just learned. And this place is all about.

[Chance]

You weren't trying. We're. None of us were trying to be funny. We were having.

[Shane]

We were. That was a real conversation.

[Amanda]

And now.

[Angela]

And I felt the pressure, like, okay, now go back to the bit and make them laugh. And I can't do it. I just have to. Naturally, your brain was like, yeah,

[Amanda]

somebody,

[Chance]

let's bring it back to comedy.

[Trevor]

Then.

[Shane]

Let's talk about Family Guy.

[Angela]

Tag me out.

[Shane]

No, that hurts.

[Angela]

Friendly fire.

[Shane]

Really bad. That hurts really bad.

[Chance]

Back to da boys.

[Shane]

Okay, so let's talk about musical theater some more now that Angela's gone.

[Chance]

That's good.

[Shane]

See, you see what I'm doing here?

[Chance]

Hey, Chance, let's do. Let's sing Light My Candle next time at karaoke.

[Shane]

That would be so fun. Is there any good true crime stuff going on?

[Chance]

Yeah, true crime.

[Shane]

Or, like, because I don't keep up with you know what's going to happen either. As far as I know, there's no serial killers.

[Chance]

Crime has been, you know, they. They got the pre cog. Like, we solved murder.

[Shane]

I feel like it's been a long time since.

[Olivia]

Was that a Minority Report joke?

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Yeah, that was awesome. It was really cool.

[Shane]

Pretty epic.

[Olivia]

Did you guys see that episode of Rick and Morty when the. They had the pre cogs on Rick and Morty?

[Shane]

I think so.

[Chance]

I don't remember a lot of that show. I remember liking that show despite everything kind of around it because everyone was so annoying about the show.

[Shane]

It got too popular.

[Chance]

But then I would watch the show and be like, this is really good. Like, this is really funny. Really? Like, well.

[Shane]

But I feel like it's getting to that point where people who were, like,

[Olivia]

still watching Family Guy or still watching the Simpsons are like, it's still good.

[Shane]

It's good. Oh, yeah.

[Olivia]

Because it is good.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I mean, what's his face? Dan Harmon.

[Shane]

He's just.

[Olivia]

He's a genius.

[Shane]

Genius.

[Chance]

I mean, I heard he's also crazy. Sorry. I know.

[Olivia]

Like, I mean, I've heard that, but genius takes.

[Shane]

Yeah, genius.

[Chance]

Yeah, genius. Like, who's, like, the most normal genius, you think, or, like, the. To me, this is one I always think about. And, like, I've never heard really weird anecdotes about Steven Spielberg.

[Shane]

You know who I was going to say, who I've. I've only heard is actually a very normal guy is David Lynch. Well, I only heard that he was really normal and very chill. And his stuff is so wacky and so out there. I almost think the wackier they are, the, like, probably more normal they are like, I wonder if Hideo Kojima is, like, kind of a normal guy. Yeah.

[Chance]

It's like, goes.

[Olivia]

I wonder what.

[Shane]

Just like, her, right? Is like, oh, probably pretty normal.

[Olivia]

I feel like he smash cuts his own conversations.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Like, you see, I didn't see Running.

[Shane]

Did see Running, man.

[Chance]

I heard it was mid.

[Shane]

It was. Yeah.

[Chance]

I met him. Like, when I first moved out here, I went to a signing at Amoeba. So I have a. Edgar, I have a signed copy of have you seen Cool Runnings?

[Shane]

Yeah, I never saw Cool Runnings, Edgar.

[Chance]

Right? Yeah.

[Olivia]

I don't think you really.

[Shane]

No.

[Olivia]

Oh, oh, I forgot. I was trying not to laugh. I was just on a podcast for a second.

[Shane]

That was just a legit podcast for a minute.

[Trevor]

Too many dudes out there.

[Olivia]

I know.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Guys, got to switch it up.

[Chance]

You guys want to pretend like you're playing five nights at Freddy's or something.

[Shane]

Okay, we did.

[Amanda]

I'm super spooked.

[Shane]

Yeah, he really got us. We did play that escape room. That was so fun.

[Amanda]

That was so.

[Shane]

That's probably out by now.

[Chance]

I don't think so.

[Shane]

When does that air.

[Chance]

Who knows? Who gives a fuck?

[Amanda]

Jesus Christ.

[Trevor]

I just want to say something that nobody. Angela looks over at me from across and just points at Shane and goes, we got to get him up.

[Amanda]

Oh, Spencer. Spencer's gonna stay stuck for a little bit. Look it. He's got his hands gripped. You guys were talking about. You guys were talking about true crime.

[Chance]

No, we weren't.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you were.

[Chance]

I don't remember.

[Amanda]

No, you guys totally were Halo and I got.

[Chance]

Dude, this weekend we played Halo. This weekend we did Snipers. It was. It was us doing jacksepticeye.

[Shane]

It was us doing jacksepticeye.

[Chance]

Yeah, we've been. We've been gaming.

[Amanda]

Yeah, he's in town.

[Chance]

No, we play online.

[Shane]

She doesn't know how that works.

[Amanda]

I thought when you play, you guys are all in person. Of course.

[Trevor]

So there's like, the computer and you can, like, go, guys.

[Chance]

I know that on the Internet.

[Amanda]

You think my husband plays with a bunch of Russians in our house?

[Shane]

No, he's like, blit.

[Chance]

Get down Blitz. He's like, da. Vi all the Russians.

[Amanda]

What is this, Resident Evil? Oh, my God. I missed you guys.

[Chance]

So.

[Amanda]

That's okay.

[Angela]

We have to get him.

[Amanda]

I missed you guys so much.

[Chance]

Why do you not like hanging out?

[Angela]

You have to get up.

[Amanda]

We like hanging out with you, but enough.

[Chance]

That's crazy. I feel like I should have left for that one.

[Amanda]

Every time Chance comes back here, he's like, yeah, better watch yourself.

[Chance]

He's gonna come in fully with hard on. Like, walking in behind, like, Spencer. He's gonna hit us in the back

[Shane]

of the head with it.

[Chance]

We're like, stop.

[Amanda]

Apologize. Well, he actually.

[Shane]

My dick is not that big.

[Chance]

Yeah, he.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

Okay, I fucking out of here.

[Chance]

I. I still want to. I think we talked about it so many times, but, like, assumptions, tiny penises.

[Olivia]

I love that.

[Shane]

It would be very funny. That'd be a good April Fool's one. They get us in. They don't tell us what the assumptions is. And then Nicole starts throwing out questions. We're like, what is this? Wait, where are you going with this? What?

[Olivia]

We, like, read it off the iPad.

[Angela]

The chat said that. What's it feel like when.

[Shane]

For those listening, it's probably a very faint voice from the corner. It's Angela Doing Nicole. It's very funny.

[Chance]

I did. I am wearing underwear right now. That.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Chance]

That doesn't have, like, the pee hole.

[Shane]

Whoa. Do you use the P hole? It just. It's just.

[Chance]

Yes, I use the pee hole, yeah.

[Shane]

Really? Really Pull your dick through the pee hole.

[Chance]

Underwear. I pull my penis through the. Zipp. Through the pee hole, out into the air.

[Shane]

You're lying.

[Chance]

You're.

[Shane]

You don't unbutton your pants.

[Chance]

You're.

[Shane]

You are doing it. You are doing it. I think technically correctly, though, that is what all of it was designed for.

[Chance]

What are you. Are y', all, like, full, like, pants around the ankles?

[Shane]

But I, like, have to. I'm pulling down. Pull everything down. In the front? Yeah, in the back. In the back. I'm fortin. I'm pissing them.

[Olivia]

I hated it.

[Chance]

All right, Trevor, talk about your penis.

[Shane]

Talk about your penis. I don't know.

[Trevor]

I don't know if I've talked about this on the record. I would talk about my penis, but

[Chance]

this is off the roof.

[Trevor]

If I'm not. If I haven't been on the record yet. I don't think I want to be on the record now.

[Olivia]

You're. You're only like, 26. Look, guys, I didn't start talking about my penis until, like, 27.

[Trevor]

I got a fucked up Cirque.

[Chance]

It just fills up with pee.

[Olivia]

That's disgusting.

[Chance]

Okay? That's disgusting.

[Trevor]

That's just like a real story. And I'm really insecure about it.

[Chance]

How did they do it?

[Trevor]

Well, it just, like, healed a little weird.

[Chance]

Okay?

[Trevor]

It's nothing bad. You just said, talk about my penis, and now I want to cry.

[Chance]

Bro's crying, talking about his penis.

[Trevor]

Dude, I've had like a. I've been anxious all week and.

[Shane]

And now, like, that I'm.

[Trevor]

I've been like, can I not talk about my life, man?

[Chance]

All right, now I'm trying to tell

[Trevor]

a personal anecdote here.

[Olivia]

I'm ready.

[Shane]

I'm listening.

[Trevor]

I just been not having the best week, and now I'm here and.

[Chance]

And.

[Trevor]

And I feel like I'm just laughing at everything because I just like. I'm like, dang, like, it's good to be around, you know, my friends, but

[Chance]

so how do you pee?

[Trevor]

Like, nor. I don't put my penis through the hole in my underwear.

[Chance]

What is the hole for if not to put your penis through to pee?

[Olivia]

I think that's actually a really good point, Spencer. I don't know what the hole is for.

[Trevor]

I think that's what it's there for. But I think you're psychotic to use it because it's not efficient.

[Angela]

It's probably for air.

[Chance]

Yeah, but it's like covered by like two.

[Trevor]

It's like you have to pull it so far apart.

[Chance]

Yeah, like you have to go for this little thing. I don't think so.

[Olivia]

Alright, Amanda, Amanda, you can change the subject.

[Amanda]

I need to change the subject. You guys need to stop talking about your penises and your holes, okay? We all know they're small. No one can feel them. Let's move on here. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Rocket Money. Shane. I have been overspending on dining out this past month. Also, the category Shane's Gifts had way too much money set aside for that. But thanks to Rocket Money, I was able to find the areas that I was overspending.

[Shane]

Well, I'm flattered that you had a whole category for me, but you don't have to cut your budget for that.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

But I'm your co host, so I'm probably your number one still, right?

[Amanda]

No, I think my son is probably my number one.

[Chance]

You're still.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

Back to the show.

[Amanda]

Back to the show, buddy.

[Shane]

Probably like your son and then me.

[Amanda]

Oh, totally my son. You my father and my husband's probably,

[Shane]

you know, way back. Well, that's just cuz he doesn't like gifts.

[Amanda]

Yeah, he actually.

[Chance]

He doesn't.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah. And I knew that.

[Amanda]

And you like gifts, you greedy little boy.

[Chance]

Ah, yes.

[Amanda]

True Crime. I'm doing it.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyways guys, the update of True Crime is pretty cool. It's actually not.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

There's something going on right now. There's a New true crime thing that's happening. Happening currently. What is called.

[Angela]

It could be a movie.

[Chance]

It could be trigger.

[Amanda]

Trigger warning. This. It's an IRS agent and he is on trial right now because he was having an affair with his Brazilian au pair, and they murdered two people to be together. One of those people were. Was his wife, of course. Obviously awful. And this is how he did it. He put her. He catfished a guy and made it seem like his wife wanted to have like.

[Chance]

I like that you're just fully telling this to Angela over there.

[Amanda]

I'm just telling it to Angela. I haven't looked at you guys at all.

[Chance]

I'm listening, though.

[Angela]

Oh, my God.

[Chance]

I'm listening.

[Amanda]

Are you not laughing because you're per. I'm not. This is not.

[Shane]

How did she kill him?

[Amanda]

Okay, so fetish website. Okay.

[Chance]

Dot com.

[Amanda]

They post.

[Shane]

I'm here.

[Chance]

Fetish website, dot com.

[Amanda]

Not like Hustlers, which you call a lot, and you need to stop.

[Shane]

Hustlers.

[Chance]

You are hustlers. What?

[Trevor]

Hollywood.

[Shane]

Is that the last time you heard about any form of.

[Amanda]

What are you guys talking about? I did a voicemail of Spencer going to Hustlers back in the day. This is a callback.

[Chance]

Okay, you're right.

[Shane]

You guys are slow on this. Okay, okay, okay, let's.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Catfish.

[Shane]

Okay, so do you know what a catfish is?

[Chance]

Catfish cabin.

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Do you know what?

[Shane]

I got catfish on Neve.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Okay, so it's like a. A big guy posing as, like, a hot girl.

[Shane]

A big guy. Doesn't. It can be anybody?

[Chance]

A little guy like me.

[Shane]

Trev, swish out some other random person. Catfish.

[Amanda]

Would you consider yourself little? Like a tiny guy?

[Chance]

I don't think about it actively, but, like, I would say, like, I'm a smaller guy.

[Amanda]

I think you're.

[Chance]

I feel normal sized. You're big. You're. You're normal size.

[Amanda]

You're big.

[Chance]

The only time I think. And I think I've said this before, the only time I really feel short is, like, some reason. The air. The airport security line.

[Olivia]

Huh?

[Narrator]

Oh.

[Chance]

I feel towered over by everyone. And then, like, the shoes come off and I'm like. I'm even shorter.

[Amanda]

You're done.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Tiny little guy.

[Chance]

I see all the TSA security agents are like, little fidget spinner.

[Shane]

You're like, how the hell am I gonna get my gun through here?

[Chance]

Yeah. I wouldn't do that, bro. This is the second airport violence joke we've made today.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Enough.

[Olivia]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

Anyways, so he goes on the fetish website and Pretends to be his wife and. And is like, I'm really into someone coming into my house and, like, being like, I'm gonna rob you. This is real.

[Shane]

I'm gonna rob you.

[Amanda]

And then the guy was like, awesome. So he comes in and he's like, I'm gonna rob you. And she's like, what? So we don't know the truth, but he dies. Then she dies, and the husband's like, look what happened. She wanted to have a fetish, and he was, you know, crazy and killed her or whatever. And prosecutors are like, no, no, no, no, no.

[Shane]

Did they not know about the affair until the trial?

[Amanda]

They didn't know about the affair until. Well, of course, if prosecutors are doing their job right, they knew about keeping it tight.

[Chance]

Where do you get a fetish like that?

[Amanda]

Which part?

[Chance]

The. The, like, breaking and entering.

[Shane]

I don't know, man. People. People have every.

[Amanda]

You guys don't have fetishes.

[Shane]

People have every sort of kind of fetish. But this is why. This is why you have. People need to have discussions beforehand now.

[Chance]

It's just.

[Shane]

And I'm just a stranger, and you just come into my house.

[Amanda]

That's my plan. That's ridiculous, because I stopped trying to make you laugh because you are, like, bricked up over there.

[Shane]

Do you. What is the definition of bricked up?

[Chance]

We talked about this before, and to me, if it sounds like constipation.

[Shane]

It does sound like constipation.

[Chance]

I'm like, oh, I am bricked up.

[Shane]

I have not been able to sound like constipation. It does for sure. That's what it is.

[Amanda]

You're bricked up.

[Shane]

I'm still not getting over. It's like, I know people do it. It's just like, the. The concept of using all the, like, holes in the jeans and the underwear, it just makes me think of the alien monster with its mouth coming out of its mouth.

[Chance]

And in many ways, it is.

[Shane]

Like, in many ways that is. Do you guys feel much to consider

[Amanda]

unless you're talking about your tiny little penises?

[Shane]

I'm sorry, you were just talking about an IRS agent who killed his wife and how.

[Chance]

I'm talking about the human bodies and

[Amanda]

how unique is that? I'm not talking about my big or small vagina. I don't need to discuss that here. I'll discuss that later with my husband.

[Shane]

Little big vagina for PlayStation. That's a game.

[Amanda]

Get out.

[Shane]

I guess we'll count that. I guess we'll count that.

[Amanda]

Get him out.

[Shane]

All right. Bring in Lisa Loeb.

[Amanda]

Who's Lisa Loeb? You are out of your mind.

[Shane]

It's not an insult.

[Amanda]

It's not an insult. Is it my new glasses? It's not an insult. Is it my new glasses?

[Angela]

Who's Lisa Lowe? She's so freaking cute.

[Amanda]

Are you kidding me? Where's my phone? Someone has to show her Lisa Lo. Do your phone keys.

[Chance]

Show me Lisa.

[Trevor]

I don't. Sorry.

[Amanda]

Did someone show me Lisa Lo.

[Olivia]

You look like that.

[Angela]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, no. He's already back.

[Chance]

You said.

[Olivia]

You guys, we can't sing on this.

[Trevor]

Oh, I really wanted to sing.

[Olivia]

What did you want to sing? Trev

[Trevor]

in the Heights. Yeah, forget about.

[Olivia]

That's right. For you to be singing.

[Trevor]

Look, can a white boy speak a little Spanish?

[Olivia]

No. Okay, you can try.

[Chance]

You will try.

[Trevor]

Take me to jail, then.

[Chance]

You guys excite? Well, I guess Bad Bunny already played by this point. Yeah, by this point.

[Olivia]

You think it was good?

[Chance]

It's probably good. I. I don't like. Like, I have not heard a Bad Bunny song yet that, like, I'm like, yeah, this is my shit, but I'm open to it.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Trevor]

I go to Bad Bunny on Spotify, and then I listen. I'm like, these are good songs, but I don't think I could. I don't think I could pick it out and be like, yeah, like, oh, that's Bad Bunny.

[Chance]

Like, I love Sad Bunny.

[Trevor]

That's Bad Bunny.

[Chance]

Where's Good Bunny? I don't know.

[Trevor]

I don't listen to enough Bad Bunny, I think.

[Chance]

I'm sorry.

[Olivia]

That's okay.

[Chance]

I. I have, like. I was just gonna start talking about music, but, like, you know, music. New music discovery has been. I know this kind of been a talking point lately is, like, new music discovery and, like, discovering music in the age of, like, us not usually listening to the radio.

[Olivia]

Overwhelming choice.

[Chance]

Yeah. And overwhelming choice where it's. You know. And I did. Like, Rory, our. I almost said our high school musical director, our hospital director recommended me an album, and that was such a unique thing that doesn't usually happen to me, where someone's like, listen to this album that I did, and I do enjoy it. And it's like. But it's like, I almost feel like I don't have the capacity to. For, like, new music and new artists. Like, there's so much legacy music that I'm still trying to catch up 100%.

[Trevor]

I haven't been listening to a lot of music recently. I. I've been in my car, and I try and I put music on, and then I'm Like, I think I'd rather just sit in the quiet. I don't know.

[Shane]

Mine's all, like, kind of getting trancy.

[Olivia]

Like, it's like techno trance, like lyrics.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

The same, like, kind of thing over and over again. And it kind of puts you in a space where you're like, okay, now

[Chance]

I can put you in a trans.

[Trevor]

Oh, is that why they call it that?

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Chance]

Makes you think. Makes you think.

[Olivia]

Music makes you trans.

[Chance]

The music that makes you trans.

[Olivia]

Kim Petras.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Trevor]

Cold slaps.

[Chance]

I did so Coldplay.

[Shane]

No.

[Chance]

Yeah, maybe. I, I, I watched Ethel Kane did a video talking about asmr.

[Olivia]

Kane

[Chance]

Shane just turned into a dart. But Ethel Cain talked about ASMR and her love for asmr. But then she talked about listening to it in the car. And that was really interesting to me. And I have since watching that, I've been a little more open to listening to ASMR in the car.

[Shane]

Have you listened to Ethel Cain?

[Chance]

Honestly? No.

[Shane]

It's very, like, ethereal is what I would say. I think I listen to a little bit of Ethel Cain. It's like, whoosh.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Ethel Kane's. I, I just know that Ethel Kane's a badass, really. Like, like, when it comes to, like, they, they don't hold back. I don't know anything about them, but, like, I've seen people be like, their posts online.

[Olivia]

Oh.

[Shane]

Like, they're very outspoken in a kind of a badass way.

[Chance]

They're, they're certain, like, musical artists like that, where they do have this reputation that's built up, like, chaperone was like that for a while for me, where I'm like, what is this gonna sound like? Like, this artist that's, like, changing, like, everything. Like, they're breaking things down and then you hear it. It's like, it is good music. But I was expect, like, my parents would be like, what the is that? Like, turn that off.

[Shane]

Oh, it's very. It's almost the flip where it sounds almost kind of classic. It sounds like stuff from decades ago in a good way.

[Chance]

Oh, yeah. No, it's. I'm like, hey, more Kate Bush, right? Go. Kate Bush grew up.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Not my best. Kate Bush.

[Shane]

Kate Bush rocks.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Love Kate Bush. Kate Bald K. What?

[Olivia]

Oh, Kate Smooth.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Kate Bear.

[Chance]

What is that?

[Olivia]

Bear?

[Chance]

Is that like a pube type?

[Olivia]

Like, bear skin?

[Chance]

Oh, okay.

[Shane]

Kate Bush or Barbara Bush.

[Trevor]

Whoa.

[Shane]

George H. Bush.

[Chance]

Hw.

[Shane]

Hw hw.

[Chance]

We have been doing a lot of now watch this drive lately.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Shane]

It's very. It's Very funny.

[Olivia]

Okay. We can talk about Tiger woods if you guys want.

[Chance]

Sure, sure. Your thoughts? Your play, the games. Your play.

[Olivia]

We're talking about golf. So then I was like, we might

[Shane]

as well talk about Tiger Woods.

[Olivia]

He has video games.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Tiger Woods, PGA Tour.

[Olivia]

Okay. Like, no, I don't play sports video games.

[Chance]

No. That's so fair. I wonder if the. The dudes play Madden videos come out yet.

[Olivia]

I wasn't in that.

[Chance]

You weren't in that?

[Olivia]

I wasn't invited.

[Shane]

Well, because it was Angela Courtney and

[Chance]

it was insane.

[Shane]

What would be the guy version of that?

[Chance]

The guys, like, maybe dress to impress, but like, there are some, like, what would be.

[Shane]

What's like the girls game play like Club Penguin.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Neopets.

[Olivia]

Hey,

[Chance]

Got her.

[Olivia]

God, the guys play wine all day and.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Go, go.

[Chance]

Yeah. Finally some testosterone.

[Shane]

So do you think they're gonna arrest or do you think the guy, the IRS guy, is going to go to prison? Is it looking like he might have a case?

[Amanda]

Oh, he's on trial right now. I don't think it's going well.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's looking bad.

[Amanda]

I don't remember I was gonna say sounds like Jersey.

[Shane]

Y. I'm being honest. Just funny the way you're being honest. Can you look it up? Like, I think it's. It's. It's.

[Amanda]

I actually don't have my phone because we're not allowed phones on set. Mr. Chip said.

[Shane]

Yeah. Catfish's wife. Trial.

[Angela]

Trial.

[Amanda]

His name is like Ben or Trial.

[Angela]

I was gonna say can't trust an au pair.

[Shane]

What is an au pair again?

[Amanda]

An au pair is a live in nanny.

[Shane]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Angela]

Live in nanny. That's supposed to teach your kids.

[Shane]

There's got to be really good ones.

[Angela]

No, I'm kidding.

[Amanda]

I grew up. I grew up with a lot of au pairs. They were like 19 year old Norwegian hotties. Really?

[Chance]

Is that au pairs specifically?

[Shane]

Why is that just like a thing?

[Amanda]

Au pairs?

[Shane]

That au pairs are hot.

[Angela]

Well, you have to get accepted into the au pair academy.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course.

[Shane]

Is there really, like an au pair academy?

[Amanda]

Yes, of course. And they. They want you to first see what you look like in jeans.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Angela]

I think it's mostly they've just started doing men. Men au pairs.

[Amanda]

But men are tough because they want to first see what you look like in boots and then what your. What your wallet looks like in your back pocket of your jeans. That's like a. I heard it was a myth.

[Angela]

That's a myth.

[Amanda]

I've heard some male au pairs have to Go through this.

[Angela]

There's only a couple in the country, right?

[Amanda]

Yeah, there's like two John Vaughn and Cloud. Oh, they're from Italia.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Interesting.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Yeah, but you have to be like a certain look.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Tall, symmetrical.

[Olivia]

I guess.

[Amanda]

Not big broad shoulders. You have to look like a square with little legs.

[Shane]

Not for me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I guess you're not gonna be.

[Shane]

I would not be able to do that childcare stuff. That's tough. Yeah, that's tough.

[Amanda]

And you have to, you know, cook and clean.

[Shane]

Oof.

[Chance]

No.

[Shane]

Oh, no. So they do cooking and cleaning as well.

[Amanda]

I grew up on shepherd's pie, honey.

[Angela]

Because Au pairs.

[Shane]

What does that mean?

[Angela]

Shepherd's pie?

[Shane]

You grew up in Ireland in the 1800s. He's dying over there.

[Chance]

I grew up.

[Angela]

Are you kidding? We couldn't get a giggle like that for like 20 minutes.

[Shane]

Got him.

[Olivia]

I know.

[Amanda]

And how did I get him like that?

[Angela]

Do you still going?

[Shane]

Angela? Angela, are you.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Shepherd's pie is crazy.

[Angela]

You're laughing.

[Chance]

Are you.

[Shane]

Are you. By the way, sorry about the Lisa Loeb thing. I really. It's just. It's just that you looked. You resembled Lisa Loeb, which is a common picture.

[Angela]

And I look exactly like that today.

[Shane]

Yes, yes, her. In the 90s at her peak. That is what you look like. But anyways, is there any true crime stuff that you're up to date on?

[Angela]

I'm re. Watching Karen Reed because I want to watch it again because I think season two is going to come out with the second trial and all that stuff.

[Shane]

Interesting.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah, that. Okay. I'm fascinated by it. I don't know. I still. I only know from you and Amanda everything about Karen Reed.

[Angela]

Well, Amanda keeps up on current true crime.

[Shane]

Yeah, she. She wants to know who's out there.

[Angela]

Right.

[Shane]

Doing it right now.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That's a lot.

[Trevor]

Some. Someone's out there killing right now.

[Shane]

It's actually a scary thought. I do not like that stuff.

[Angela]

No, that stuff's kind of.

[Shane]

It really like, true crime. Actually, I. It's not that I can't sleep. It's that I just feel, like, the sense of dread from it.

[Angela]

And I think current true crime is different. Like, I like. I've talked to Amanda about this and I'll talk. I like the class.

[Shane]

Like the Black Dahlia.

[Angela]

Well, like, whoa. I like when people retell it and I. I'm fascinated by when people. Like when actors in the film industry take it and then, like, fantasize it. And it's not good. But I like watching, like, I like knowing the case. And then watching actors do the case, I always think it's, like, drag for me.

[Shane]

I think I'm very much. I'm not a big fan of when they do, like, dramatic reenactments of serial killers. You know, like, Netflix has had, like, Dahmer and now they're Ted Bundy thing. I think the only way I'd approve is if they do it. But then they add a few scene that maybe didn't happen in real life of them doing just really embarrassing. I mean, like, slipping on banana peels and stuff. Just. Just so that it's like, hey, if you're gonna be a serial killer, like, we're gonna. We're gonna tell their story and, like, have a scene full frontal. And they have, like, full, tiny penis. Like the tiny. Like, like, just like.

[Angela]

And they're like, we have to make him look bad.

[Shane]

Do everything to just be like, oh, he's embarrassing.

[Trevor]

Tiny penis representation in tv.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I don't think tiny penis is even, like, right. Because, like, I. I think that's. That's me. That's what you want. I'm. Serial killers don't want to be depicted as.

[Angela]

I'm Shane Top and I want a

[Chance]

tiny penis open up and say, embarrassing.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I don't think that's. That's what I would go with. I take. I roll that one back.

[Trevor]

Honestly, a tiny penis is almost empowering.

[Shane]

It is almost empowering.

[Trevor]

Serial killer with a tiny penis.

[Chance]

I'd be like, okay.

[Shane]

I don't think a serial killer would be embarrassed by that. I think it's got to be, like, stuff that they would be embarrassed by. It's got to, like, really play into, like, that element.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

It's like, right now.

[Shane]

Right now, when they do those movies, they make them kind of look cool sometimes, but it's.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Because they're, like, kind of do, like. It's like drag where they're, like, making it, like, super silly and hot and nuts. And I don't know if. Yeah, it's. They usually try to, like, show the victims.

[Shane]

Are you about to laugh? You just had to hold back laughter while talking about serial killers. And the.

[Chance]

You.

[Shane]

You brought the victims you didn't. And then you nearly broke.

[Angela]

I think it's because I felt so insane that I was doing that. That I was, like, standing up. I was, like, doing this stupid podcast where we just talked about penis holes. And now I'm like, well, the victims usually are portrayed pretty well. And I thought that was a crazy hill to die on.

[Chance]

I'm Good.

[Trevor]

We're talking about micropenis, serial killers. And as soon as the word victim

[Angela]

comes up, we're going back. Let's talk about literature. Let's talk about fucking. I'm excited for Wuthering Heights.

[Shane]

I need to read it.

[Chance]

I want to read the book.

[Trevor]

That's a crazy take.

[Shane]

I want to read the book. I want to read Wuthering Heights before the movie. Even though I've heard was someone. Someone was saying that they. They think the plot of the movie is going to be that you were. You were saying, okay, I'll let you. Once you were in, you can. Amanda was saying she thinks that it's a woman in modern day reading Wuthering Heights, and she's adding her own fantasies into the book, which I think is a great plot, but it makes me want to read the book so that I'm like, what's my own interpretation of whether. I haven't read a classic in a long time, though? You got a clamp there?

[Olivia]

Yeah, I like to fidget with things and so I kind of like just pick things up and I don't. And I'm like, oh, I forgot that I picked that up. You guys ever clamped your nipples?

[Shane]

No.

[Olivia]

I haven't either.

[Trevor]

That sounds, I think probably with like a.

[Shane]

What do you mean probably?

[Trevor]

Well, I feel like at some point in my life I've probably put like a. Like a chance chip club chip bag clip or something.

[Shane]

But you're saying as like a. As a joke.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Like, how much of a joke? True.

[Trevor]

It's like, you know, I'm in a basement with a bunch of other dudes hanging out, shirts off. We got chips down there.

[Shane]

What kind of chips?

[Trevor]

Flipping nipples. You know, Doritos, Cool Ranch and nacho cheese.

[Shane]

Oh, good.

[Trevor]

You know, probably some like Cheetos puffs. I feel like back in 2015, maybe we were eating Cheetos puffs.

[Shane]

I don't know. I don't eat them now.

[Chance]

They're not good.

[Shane]

I gotta be honest with you guys. I've been fully back on Flamin Hot Cheetos. Oh, yeah, I'm back. It sucks, cuz they. I know. It's not good for me.

[Olivia]

The Trader Joe's Takis.

[Shane]

I've not had the Trader Joe's Takis. Oh, you gotta get on that. They're delicious. I can't. They are.

[Trevor]

Every time I want to go to Trader Joe's, I'm like, I can't deal with that damn parking lot.

[Shane]

I just don't like making out with the cashiers.

[Olivia]

I do.

[Shane]

Yeah. Get that. Cookie butter. I don't know.

[Chance]

I don't think the residents are evil.

[Amanda]

This pod cannot have three dudes on it. We're talking about.

[Angela]

Go. Go there.

[Amanda]

You know that feeling when you want to talk, but you have so much emotion that you have to to sing? Cookie butter is a thing that people get from Trader Joe's.

[Angela]

Why did I bring this out?

[Amanda]

It's. I don't know. That was really fun for me. I really enjoyed that. Oh, wait, I want the guitar.

[Chance]

What should I play? You guys want to hear me play guitar? I remember, like, the thing in high school. Sorry. The thing in high school was.

[Olivia]

Do you need a clamp?

[Chance]

Yeah. Can I use that as a capo?

[Amanda]

Why do you have so many clamps? And where were they? Where?

[Olivia]

Would you like to know?

[Chance]

I would.

[Amanda]

That's why I'm asking.

[Shane]

James handed that to me. Did he? Off my bit.

[Chance]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance]

He's like, I need something to elevate. He's like, take this clamp.

[Olivia]

He's like, take my lucky clamp.

[Chance]

Take this clamp, all of you, and drink from it. For it is my religion.

[Olivia]

It is my blood. Yeah, she's fucking Catholic or whatever I am.

[Chance]

Are you Catholic? Were you Catholic?

[Shane]

No, I'm not Catholic. I'm gay.

[Amanda]

Oh. He was outed by the Catholic church.

[Chance]

Did. I did hear about. Oof, that sucks. Catholic. At least we got, like, the legacy.

[Amanda]

What's the legacy?

[Shane]

What's the legacy? Like.

[Chance]

Like.

[Shane]

Like abusing power.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Okay, let's. You know what? Let's roll it back.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I was gonna say maybe, like, you know, we have the old architecture. That's what I meant.

[Shane]

Oh, like pretty churches.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah, pretty churches, but let me just say spooky. My church was pretty, but it was spooky. When you're in the choir and you have to go up to the top top. It's spooky up there.

[Olivia]

Well, Amanda, you're pretty, but spooky.

[Chance]

Nice.

[Amanda]

That's such a good compliment.

[Olivia]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

Thank you.

[Olivia]

And Spencer, compliment her. And it can't be about her body.

[Chance]

Nice.

[Amanda]

You.

[Olivia]

Even though it is banging.

[Amanda]

Oh, baby. Oh, my God.

[Angela]

Why am I.

[Amanda]

Why am I laughing? Wait, I want to hear it before I go.

[Olivia]

No, that's not how it works.

[Amanda]

Tell me the compliment before I go.

[Chance]

You're really funny.

[Shane]

Thanks. I was looking for cards against humanity over there for some material.

[Chance]

Damn. My stinky pussy. Yeah, that's a classic. Three bros. Can you guys believe that's Anthony?

[Shane]

I could not.

[Olivia]

I found out last year that it was Anthony.

[Shane]

So funny.

[Amanda]

It's top.

[Chance]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

It's. It's one of those popular ones.

[Olivia]

And yeah, 100%.

[Shane]

It's. It's pretty wild. Anthony had a viral vine.

[Chance]

Anthony had a viral.

[Shane]

She doesn't know how to viral. She doesn't know what vine is. She doesn't know vine.

[Chance]

Were you. Did you ever make a vine? Amanda? Yeah. That's insane. We need to find.

[Shane]

We have sign Amanda's Vines.

[Olivia]

Hashtag find Amanda's mind.

[Shane]

Hashtag find Amanda.

[Chance]

But her emails.

[Shane]

Amanda Vines.

[Chance]

Amanda Vines is really. It was right there. It was right there in front of us the whole time. Wow.

[Olivia]

Amanda. Manda, manda, manda, manda.

[Chance]

What if there was like at one point a pod like on the pod someone just had a guitar like this the whole time. It just like did not really acknowledge. I bet you.

[Shane]

I bet you it exists.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I bet you it exists.

[Olivia]

You know how to play guitar?

[Chance]

Yeah. Give me. Hey, give me a. Tell me a chord to do.

[Shane]

G

[Olivia]

A. F minor.

[Shane]

Oh, that's a tough one.

[Chance]

No, no, no. This is. Isn't that F minor?

[Olivia]

I don't know.

[Shane]

I think the guitar is a little out of tune. So it's.

[Chance]

You ever listen to Heart? You remember that song from Guitar Hero 2 Heart?

[Shane]

Is that shit rock?

[Olivia]

I played Rock Band. Yeah.

[Chance]

Hey, same developers as rock Guitar Hero 1 and 2. So Guitar Hero 1 and 2 was made by the same developers and then after a while those devs split off. Different devs made Guitar Hero 3 and then the original ones.

[Shane]

We need another Rock Band really bad.

[Chance]

I don't think it would hit like. I don't think they. Like, you know, people.

[Shane]

Cuz people don't gather anymore.

[Chance]

People don't. Yeah.

[Shane]

Because.

[Olivia]

Well true.

[Shane]

Because Rock Band used to add a party. Rock Band there was so sick.

[Chance]

There's a Rock Band drum set over there somewhere over in art. And that was. We would fight over the drum. Like.

[Olivia]

Yeah, the drum was the best one.

[Shane]

I never played the drum. I was a guitar guy. Whoa. I would go for the guitar. The drums I could not do.

[Chance]

I hated the way the rock band guitars felt. Bless you. They were. They were mushy. Whereas the Guitar Hero one through three guitars were clicky. But they lost a patent to the clickiness. So they had to do a mushy bar.

[Shane]

No way.

[Chance]

That's what I'm told.

[Shane]

My.

[Olivia]

One of my friends in middle school

[Shane]

had a metal DDR pad at his house.

[Chance]

That's crazy.

[Shane]

He was popular. I bet. Wow.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That's a chosen Right there.

[Olivia]

That was, it was very chosen.

[Shane]

I, I always sucked at DDR as well.

[Chance]

Yeah. I, I never, I didn't understand how people got good because I was like, where are y' all practicing? Like, are you quarters People go the mall?

[Olivia]

Yeah. Like, movie theater.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It was crazy in Japan, truly going to an arcade there and being like, whoa, this feels like old school. Where I'm like, you can tell these people come to this arcade every day. Like, that's arcade. I'm sorry, we're having a conversation.

[Chance]

No, I get. It's like, yeah, no, like, give her

[Olivia]

her phone again so she doesn't.

[Chance]

She's doing the meme where it's like the kid eating cereal. It's like how it feels to listen to a podcast since the kid eating cereal next to, like, the mural of people, like, talking and laughing, and he's like, talking like, you know, well, we'll throw it up.

[Shane]

Yeah, fine. Clip that.

[Chance]

Hey, yeah. Jamie, pull that picture up.

[Olivia]

Jamie is over and Jamie is gone.

[Shane]

Well, there you got, you got Angela excited there.

[Chance]

What's your favorite musical?

[Olivia]

I think, honestly, after seeing Spelling Bee, I might say spelling.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Chance]

I, I, the way I've never heard

[Shane]

of it until it's like, I've heard about it till. Right. They get audience members to come up

[Chance]

and they're like, yes.

[Shane]

They're. They're competing with the other people and there's like songs in between. Yes. They sing you back to your seat if you lose. It is incredible. And there's two, like, almost stand up comedians that are making jokes about the audience members that you brought up, like, live. They have punchline and like set up and punch, like. So it's like a partially improvised.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Shane]

Angela. Angela. But even the outside of that, outside of the improv elements now.

[Chance]

Angela.

[Shane]

So I'm, I'm sorry, continue. Chance. I'm loving.

[Chance]

What kind of songs are they?

[Olivia]

I mean, they're classic musical theater.

[Chance]

It's like. Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

It's very, like a little fast paced. Yeah. Punchy. And so it's a full comedy through and through. Full comedy. There's some heart to it because they're playing like. But it's got elementary schoolers that'll have,

[Olivia]

like, different upbringings and like how you

[Shane]

treat your kids like. The kids carry that. And this is a reprisal. So, like, because it's an old school play. So did they change it up for this new.

[Olivia]

They had some.

[Shane]

Yeah, they have like, like things that kids are talking about now. Just.

[Olivia]

Angela,

[Shane]

we're doing a podcast.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And she can't help it. You guys have to stop.

[Chance]

Some people were born performers. I think Angela is kind of a born performer. As much as that sucks to say

[Shane]

hurts, but it's true.

[Chance]

Yeah. But yeah, no, I would like to see it. I never got to be on that one show we did spelling Bikini West.

[Shane]

Oh, that was a crazy.

[Chance]

It was. Are you familiar with that show?

[Shane]

No. It was.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Show that Sarah Whittle pitched and hosted where you were fully in like on a bed and they had like a box to cover your body, but you had wax strips down there and if you got something wrong, they would.

[Chance]

That was truly the vibe back then.

[Shane]

That was. Everything was punishments. I there.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Shane]

If you're going to pitch a show, you should be willing to do it. Oh, she did. She. Okay. She did do it. That was the vibe too. Nobody pitched things. I hate that. But it was just. Everything was pumped.

[Chance]

This was one of the things. And not to out but like we were. We were talking about hair in. In the. In the dress rehearsal room and. And I was like, yeah, I've got like. I'm. I'm really hairy so I'm like. I feel like it would have hurt me more.

[Shane]

Yeah, I'm not too hairy.

[Chance]

You guys are both fine haired boys.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My hair's so fine also. I'll see Spilling Bee at some point though.

[Chance]

Is it gonna be on Netflix?

[Shane]

Yeah. Is there gonna be a movie of it?

[Chance]

Is there gonna be a movie? When can I.

[Olivia]

Probably not.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Is it in LA at any point?

[Olivia]

I don't know.

[Chance]

Where'd you see it?

[Olivia]

New York. I was in New York for a week.

[Chance]

That's cool.

[Olivia]

Big Apple. Big Apple.

[Chance]

You have fun? I don't think we've talked about it yet.

[Olivia]

No, I just got back two days ago. Yeah.

[Shane]

Fun.

[Olivia]

It was super fun.

[Shane]

That's great.

[Chance]

New York. That was beautiful.

[Olivia]

Yeah, that was a really good moment.

[Chance]

Alicia Keys still have the guitar? Yeah, man. Can you play guitar? Nope. Can you please? You can play something, right? Well, surely love games.

[Trevor]

In high school I played a little bit of mandolin. How crazy is that?

[Shane]

Mandolin?

[Chance]

Yeah, a little bit mandolin canto.

[Shane]

That was good.

[Trevor]

That was good. No, I own a guitar keyboard. It's one of those things that like I have practiced and I can like play some chords but I'm not any good at it and I don't practice enough to be good.

[Chance]

Use a little smoke on the.

[Shane]

That was me with sax, my Saxon.

[Chance]

So I played Lisa Simpson.

[Shane]

I did play it in middle school and I. I enjoyed It. And then it sat in my trunk for a long time. And then my car got broken into and they stole my saxophone.

[Trevor]

No.

[Chance]

Do you think I ever played it?

[Trevor]

You could have been the next mile.

[Shane]

Like. Like, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard someone playing beautiful alto sax. And I was like, what? And then it was because they'd broken into my car and they just immediately played. Immediately wet the reeds and played it. Angela's got darts on her glasses right now.

[Chance]

You love wetting that read. And I was emptying my spit valve. Wetting that reed.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's.

[Chance]

It's part of.

[Shane]

It's what I hated most about saxophone.

[Chance]

Well, so you have to wet the reed, but on trumpet and trombone, you had to. You had to empty the spit valve.

[Shane]

It's disgusting.

[Chance]

Are you familiar with that, Trev? Yeah. Okay.

[Trevor]

No, I know about the reeds in the spit valve.

[Chance]

I know about that. I wasn't in bed. Your parents talk to you about the reeds in the spit valves? Yeah. And then I play a little guitar.

[Shane]

I'm like, play by Lamos.

[Chance]

Oh, I can't.

[Amanda]

We can't play that. You guys are way too white.

[Chance]

He's not ready for that.

[Amanda]

Anyways, every time I heard By Lamos, I was like, this is about me.

[Chance]

I bet you did.

[Amanda]

I'm in the music video.

[Chance]

Is that Enrique Iglesias?

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's Enrique Iglesias.

[Chance]

I remember Jimmy Fallon doing a bit at. It was like the MTV Music Awards where he kept. Because Enrico Iglesias has, like, done Enrico. Enrique. Enrique. And yeah, sorry. Enrique Iglesias has the mole. And Jimmy Fallon kept, like. Every time he would turn away, he would, like, add to the mole. The mole would get bigger every time he came back. And I didn't really know what he looked like, so my mom had to explain the bit to me.

[Shane]

Classic Jim Fallon.

[Chance]

A lot of my, like, discovery of, like, pop culture things was me seeing a joke about it and asking my mom to explain it.

[Shane]

Funny.

[Chance]

Funny.

[Amanda]

Do you know what my sister set me up to do? And yes, I'm going to talk about my sisters from the East Coast. They made me go up to my dad and ask him what testicles were.

[Chance]

What did he say?

[Shane]

No idea.

[Chance]

How would your mom know?

[Amanda]

Dude, I don't know. He just wanted to avoid it. Why wouldn't she know?

[Chance]

I don't know.

[Shane]

She's like, I don't know what those are.

[Chance]

I don't know what those are. Your dad never told me

[Amanda]

what a wild.

[Shane]

I just take a look

[Amanda]

Is that what happens to you?

[Chance]

It's just like Men in Black, too, with the Balcinian. That one was for. That was for Chance. I feel like we've talked about the ball chinny.

[Shane]

Yeah, Ball chinny is good.

[Amanda]

Wow. This was such a wild. This was a wild experience, and I loved it so much.

[Chance]

I'm sorry for hogging the seat so much. It's just really fun to yap, talking about hogs.

[Amanda]

But then. But then you were off camera, dying, laughing.

[Shane]

Yeah. You would laugh as soon as you made no sense.

[Chance]

Things are legitimately funnier back there sometimes.

[Amanda]

I know, I know. It actually is really fun to be on the sidelines watching the podcast in real time.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I'm like.

[Amanda]

I'm enjoying it. It.

[Shane]

It is fun.

[Amanda]

Even when people aren't trying to make

[Shane]

each other laugh, viewers be like, I know, I know. That's what it's like.

[Amanda]

Pov. Smosh viewers, Few of you.

[Chance]

You're watching smosh and having a good time.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You're having a good time. Yeah, it was really fun. But then when you're on it, you weren't laughing at all.

[Shane]

No.

[Chance]

Yeah. It's just not the same.

[Amanda]

No, I get it.

[Shane]

I get it too. Well, I guess if that's time. Everybody get on in here.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Hey, everybody get on in here. Guys.

[Shane]

Everybody. Angela didn't get.

[Chance]

Everybody get up.

[Shane]

What was your bet? Angela, come on. Do your. Angela, come on.

[Amanda]

Do your best. Do your bit.

[Shane]

Do your bit.

[Olivia]

You get to do it.

[Amanda]

Okay, Angela has a bit that she's been preparing for about five minutes.

[Shane]

She's really focused on this, guys. It's gonna hit really hard, and it's

[Amanda]

gonna take about five minutes to get going, but once we get it. Oh, kids, put the Nerf gun away.

[Shane]

Aw.

[Amanda]

Why do I think that's funny? Okay, we have Lisa Loeb. We have Spencer. We have Trev. We have Chance. We have Shane. Guys, comment below. If you enjoyed you laugh, you leave.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That was our first time doing it, and I actually really enjoyed it.

[Shane]

I did a great time. This was really fun.

[Angela]

I thought it was really fun.

[Trevor]

It was fun. I really. There were so many times where I'm like, oh, they're talking about something.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Trevor]

That I want to talk about. And then when you go out there and then they're not talking about, it's like, do I bring it back up?

[Chance]

So I have a lot of things

[Trevor]

that I can talk to you.

[Chance]

I'll talk to you guys about.

[Shane]

It is a painful experience.

[Amanda]

Trevor, are you okay?

[Shane]

I mean, that was perfect.

[Chance]

That was perfect. Perfect is. Aw.

[Shane]

We should have talked about Runescape while he wasn't here.

[Amanda]

That would have been fun.

[Shane]

Ooh, that's good. Okay, thank you all for watching. We'll see you later.

[Amanda]

Bye.

[Chance]

See you later.