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SMQBs
Hosted by Bryan, Chris, Mike, Patrick, Tobi · EN
A sports podcast that doesn't suck for fans who want a deep, sometimes controversial, dive into the world of sports.. Who is the punchable face of the week? Grab a beer and join the conversation.
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Donnie Baseball, Wembanyama's Ascent, PGA Updates, and Lane Kiffin's Snake Oil
3d ago00:42:21Tap to summarizeIn this jam-packed episode of SMQBs, Milk, House, and Rooster hold down the fort while Bison and Pope take the night off. The guys kick things off with their signature "Take 'em to the Bar" segment, diving into the exciting $2.3 billion MOU for a new Tampa baseball stadium , Don Mattingly's stunning turnaround with the red-hot Phillies , and Pep Guardiola's bittersweet farewell announcement from Manchester City. From there, the guys break down the highly anticipated NBA Conference Finals, analyzing the fast-paced Cleveland-Knicks series in the East and the star-studded Thunder-Spurs battle in the West featuring a clash of titans between Chet Holmgren and Victor Wembanyama. They also cover the wild weekend in the golf world, highlighting Aaron Rai's shocking 200-to-1 underdog victory at the PGA Championship. The conversation takes a serious and thought-provoking turn as Rooster lays out how the Supreme Court's Louisiana v. Calais ruling. House also taps into his theatrical roots to deliver a legendary, no-punches-held teardown of Lane Kiffin in this week's "Punchable Face" segment. Enjoy!!!
Transcribe →Legends, Robots, and the Future of the Game
1w ago01:03:10Tap to summarizeThe bracket is set, and the tension is high as the crew debates the Heavyweights: the Super Bowl vs. the Stanley Cup and the World Series vs. the Final Four. While Bison and Rooster argue for the purity and heart of the NHL and MLB, the NFL's sheer commercial gravity is hard to escape. The episode wraps with a thoughtful "Pour Out" for two titans of the Atlanta Braves: Ted Turner and Bobby Cox. From Turner's creation of the "Superstation" to Cox's incredible 14 consecutive division titles, the guys reflect on an era of baseball dominance that may never be repeated. Looking ahead, they weigh in on the rise of "robot umpires" and the successes of MLB's pitch clock. While Milk remains uneasy about the tech takeover, the consensus leans toward using technology for objective calls like the strike zone while leaving the subjective "human error" drama for us to argue about at the bar.
Transcribe →The Road to the "SMQB Madness" Final Four
2w ago01:01:27Tap to summarizeThe "SMQB Madness" tournament reaches its most critical stage as the crew votes on the greatest sporting events. In a series of titanic matchups, the World Series narrowly edges out the Masters, and the Super Bowl sweeps the Winter Olympics. The debates get heated as the NCAA Final Four takes down the NBA Finals in a narrow 3-2 vote, and the NHL Stanley Cup proves its dominance over the FIFA World Cup. The episode sets the stage for a final showdown between these four legendary sports institutions.
Transcribe →Draft Shocks and High-Stakes Capital
3w ago01:05:34Tap to summarizeThe crew breaks down the winners and losers of the NFL Draft, focusing on some head-scratching decisions by the Cardinals and the Rams. Between questioning the logic of early-round running backs and the strategic "reach" for Ty Simpson, the guys debate whether these teams are building for the future or just burning valuable draft capital. The conversation gets personal as House praises Howie Roseman's masterclass in Philadelphia while taking shots at the "Jekyll and Hyde" Cowboys. Whether it's analyzing the impact of international talent or debating the "adults in the room" during draft day, this segment covers the technical and the controversial sides of the NFL's biggest weekend.
Transcribe →House's Solo Draft Extravaganza: Blue Chip Anchors & Offensive Unicorns
Apr 2000:30:12Tap to summarizeWith Rooster, Pope, Milk, and Bison away in Virginia for a legal networking event, House takes the reins for a special "King of the World" solo episode. He steps into the spotlight as the self-proclaimed draft guru to provide an in-depth preview of the upcoming NFL Draft in Pittsburgh. The episode kicks off with House's "Homer pick" for the bar, honoring 19-year-old hockey phenom Porter Martone. After his recent success with the Flyers, House highlights Martone's historic game-winning goal in the NHL playoffs before pivoting to the main event: a comprehensive breakdown of the 2026 NFL Draft class. For teams looking for "can't-miss" talent, House points directly to Ohio State and Miami. He spotlights Buckeye defenders Arvel Reese, Sonny Styles, and Caleb Downs—who famously went two years without allowing a touchdown—as elite prospects likely to dominate the top 15. On the offensive side, Oregon tight end Kenyon Siddiq as the draft's "unicorn". Even more physically impressive than Kyle Pitts, Siddiq is described as a rare combination of strength and receiving ability that could serve as a transformative weapon for any NFL offense.
Transcribe →Augusta Dreams and Bracket Realities
Apr 1301:02:54Tap to summarizeEpisode 262 brings you the sights and sounds of the Masters like never before. Milk and House discuss the "surpassed expectations" of their trip, noting the perfection of every blade of grass and the intense short-game creativity of players like Morikawa and Scheffler. They also dive into the tournament's unique culture, including the legend of the pimento cheese sandwich and the sheer efficiency of the Augusta National staff. The competitive spirit continues with the next round of "SMQB Madness." Watch as the guys navigate tough matchups between college rivalries and international soccer championships. The decision-making process is anything but easy, leading to some surprising exits and a Sweet 16 that promises even more fireworks in the weeks to come. We round out the episode with a fast-paced "Buzzer Beater" segment, covering the latest NFL draft rumors, coaching changes, and the future of hockey legends. Whether it's a "punch" to the Dodgers for their new stadium name or a "pour out" for baseball icons, this episode is packed with the insights and opinions that define the SMQB experience.
Transcribe →Masters Predictions and March Madness Dramatics
Apr 701:15:43Tap to summarizeEpisode 261 kicks off with a look ahead to Masters Week, featuring a breakdown of top contenders like John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau. The crew analyzes how the course's dry conditions might favor heavy hitters, while also discussing the potential for a foreign champion to emerge. The episode also dives deep into the March Madness championship game between UConn and Michigan. The hosts debate the impact of key injuries and coaching strategies, including Dusty May's unique "Big House" shooting preparation for the Michigan squad.
Transcribe →SMQB Madness: Bracket Upsets and the Fight for the Seventh Amendment
Mar 3101:04:50Tap to summarizeBison and House hold down the fort this week, starting with a toast to Arthur Green, a 109-year-old veteran who has been an Orioles fan since before they left St. Louis. Then it's Region 3 of the SMQB Best Sports Competition bracket! Listen in to find out why Bison is exacting "revenge" for the Indy 500 by pushing the Daytona 500 through, and how the NCAA Final Four remains a powerhouse seed. The guys also preview the USMNT's upcoming matches and the final qualifying spots for the World Cup, involving a high-stakes showdown between Sweden and Poland. In the legal corner, the discussion centers on your right to a jury trial. Bison and House break down why the Brian Flores case is a win for the Seventh Amendment and a "fatal flaw" for the NFL's unilateral control over disputes. Whether you're a lawyer or just a fan of the game, you'll want to hear how these "forced arbitration" clauses in your credit card and cell phone contracts are finally being challenged in the sports world.
Transcribe →Madness, Major League Previews, and the "Balls" of Dylan Darling
Mar 2401:14:50Tap to summarizeA deep dive into the first two rounds of March Madness. The crew breaks down the biggest shockers, from the ACC's disappointing showing to the "mini Lasso" story of High Point's Cinderella run. They also dissect the coaching blunders that led to Florida's early exit and celebrate the legendary "balls" of St. John's Dylan Darling, who called his own game-winning play against Rick Pitino's better judgment. Beyond the court, the guys switch gears to the diamond for a massive 2026 National League preview. They break down every division, debating if anyone can actually stop the Dodgers' "juggernaut" rotation and which NL East "aging stars" or "hurting Braves" have the best shot at a deep October run.
Transcribe →March Madness, Bracket Busters, and The "Real" Champions
Mar 1701:13:19Tap to summarizeThe SMQB crew is diving headfirst into March Madness. They break down the West and South regions, highlighting under-the-radar storylines like Purdue's Braden Smith chasing the all-time NCAA assist record and the tragic yet inspiring turnaround at USF under Brian Hodgson. The guys don't hold back on their Final Four locks, debating whether Florida's size can bully the South or if Arizona is destined for another early exit. Beyond the court, the crew introduces a new "March Madness" bracket of their own: the 64 greatest sports competitions of all time. They spark some serious debate right out of the gate, weighing the prestige of the Masters against the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest and delivering a shocker by picking the Manchester Derby over the Ryder Cup.
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