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Ed Helms
Hey there SNAFU fans. It's Ed again. I mean, honestly, who else would it be, right? This is my podcast. Okay, I'm excited that today we're sharing another episode from way back when. In fact, this was one of the bonus episodes for the very first season of SNAFU all about Able Archer 83, the NATO military exercise that nearly started an actual nuclear war. If you missed it back, then go back and check it out. You're in for a treat. And in this particular episode, I get to talk to a real spy. Yeah, a real fricking spy. It was one of the highlights of my career to have this conversation. So here it is, my special episode talking to Jack Barski, former KGB spy. We get into all the Soviet era paranoia and KGB chaos during the cold War from someone who saw all of it right from the inside. This guy is quite a character. We had an incredible chat. You're not going to want to miss this one. Also, just be aware, next week we'll be back as usual. All right, enjoy. Hey, SNAFU listeners, this is your host, Ed Helms, back in your feed for another bonus episode. This one is really, really cool. If you told me a year ago that I would be having a conversation with a former KGB agent, I would tell you that you're cuckoo bananas. But it actually happened. Now, over the course of our show, we got a healthy dose of espionage intrigue through our friends Oleg Gordievsky and Reiner Rupp, the two spies at the center of the Able Archer story. But the KGB had a whole network of operatives all over the world, each one on their own separate mission. One of those spies was a man named Jack Barski, who infiltrated the US in 1978, then eventually defected from Russia and became a US citizen. Just like our pal Oleg and Reiner, Jack's story is full of danger, intrigue, and incredible twists and turns. I had a chance to sit down with Jack recently and it was a really exciting conversation. He was completely transparent and forthcoming. Literally nothing was off the table. And he provided some amazing fresh insight into the Soviet's Cold War mindset. And we even had a few chuckles. I really enjoyed this interview. I got a ton out of it and I think you will too. Hello, Jack Barski. It is a pleasure to meet you. You have an incredible story. KGB spy here in the United States for about a decade. So let's just dive right into your origin story. Tell me about growing up. Where exactly did you grow up?
Jack Barski
Well, I was born was in the Soviet occupied part of Germany. Very, very poor, very rural. I taken care of fundamentally, we had enough food. Maybe 50% was potato based, but I can't remember ever having been hungry. And I didn't know that I was poor because everybody else was poor.
Ed Helms
Sure.
Jack Barski
So you got. At Christmas time, you got a bunch of presents and there was only one that you really wanted. The rest of it was underwear and socks.
Ed Helms
Wait a minute. Christmas time?
Jack Barski
Oh, yeah.
Ed Helms
How did you have Christmas? There's no that you didn't. No one believed in God.
Jack Barski
No. But you see, Christmas also has a pagan tradition.
Ed Helms
Sure. Okay.
Jack Barski
And in the communist countries, that was the tradition that was kept. I honestly had no idea that the rest of the world was celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. I had no idea Jesus even existed.
Ed Helms
Yeah, that's pretty extreme.
Jack Barski
Oh yeah.
Ed Helms
So you didn't get a lot of. In your education growing up, you weren't learning about other ideas.
Jack Barski
They were teaching us the wisdom. And there was only one truth. There was science and math, and then there was ideology. And the ideology was treated as if it was a science. Marxism, Leninism was considered a science equal to physics and chemistry and so forth.
Ed Helms
Wow, that is fascinating.
Jack Barski
If you grow into that kind of an environment, what are you going to do? You don't know anything else. There's other opinions. The only thing that went across borders was shortwave radio, but we didn't listen to shortwave talk. We listened to rock and roll.
Ed Helms
Very cool. Do you remember any bands you were listening to at that time?
Jack Barski
Initially, it was a couple of singers, Americans who sang in German. Gus Backus and Bill Ramsey. Huh. That was Bill Ramsey. But one day I heard a band called the Beatles.
Ed Helms
Yeah, they'll change your life, the Beatles.
Jack Barski
And it doesn't matter how communist we were, so to speak. We all loved that music.
Ed Helms
Oh, wow. This is. This is fascinating. I wanted to talk about the pop culture culture that you were absorbing. Not just western things, but things coming out of the Soviet Union and East Germany, particularly movies. You know, the spy stories have always been such a rich part of cinematic storytelling. And. And so what were you seeing at the time? And did you have a perception of, like. Of the spy life?
Jack Barski
And fundamentally, there was this dichotomy. So we were listening primarily to music that came out of the West. West Germany and England and the United States. But the Communist art wasn't so bad. There were, like, some really good movies. There were inspirational stories, particularly when it came to espionage. There was a series that was called the Invisible Visor. It was about an East German who penetrated West Germany to find Nazis after World War II and make sure that these Nazis would meet the fate that they deserved. And eventually he rose up in West German government and did a lot of interesting things. He was all over the world. You know, he was driving fast cars. He was our James Bond. Okay. And he got the woman. And this is what I thought would. What espionage would be like. Obviously, it was highly ideological, fighting against the bad capitalists. Sure, sure. So. But. But it nevertheless was well done, artistically speaking.
Ed Helms
Yeah. Well, I think that there's a great appreciation creatively and artistically for so much of what was coming out of the Soviet Union at that time. So let's transition from some of these cultural considerations into you specifically. You're sort of working your way through school. At what point does, you know an actual spy life start to coalesce for you?
Jack Barski
Yeah, that took a while. So, elementary school, I was just playing along, you know, I didn't care much. And in high school, I was still playing around, you know, but I became a little more ambitious, and I managed to have nothing but A's on my last report card. And so that. That allowed me to pretty much have my pick, what university to go to. I aced university as well. But here's a big but. It's not because I was the smartest guy, because I was clever. There were a couple of guys, at least, that were smarter than me, but. But they didn't know how to manipulate this.
Ed Helms
Yeah. Okay, interesting. So you're kind of. It's not just your intellect, it's sort of your. Your savvy.
Jack Barski
Exactly. Sort of street smarts. At one point in my third year, there was a national scholarship, and I suggested that I be submitted. And the fellow who wrote the application, he showed it to me. I said, that's not going to work. I wrote my own application, and I was awarded that scholarship. And that, I believe, got the KGB to pay attention to me.
Ed Helms
That's it. That was the sort of opening volley that put you on the KGB's radar?
Jack Barski
I believe so. Because you couldn't. If you want to work for the CIA, you can just, you know, sure.
Ed Helms
Contact them and go online, fill out an application.
Jack Barski
There was no such thing. You could not contact the kgb. They came to me.
Ed Helms
So you're. You're clearly a sort of a desirable candidate.
Jack Barski
Oh, yeah.
Ed Helms
And. And. And you think that's what actually put you on the KGB's radar? What was your first point of contact?
Jack Barski
So it was on a Saturday afternoon. I was sitting in my dorm room, and I get a knock on the door. So in comes a short man who was not likable.
Ed Helms
Even just looking at him, it was not James Bond.
Jack Barski
No. He was German. And he said, hey, are you Albrecht Ditterich? I said, yes, I am. Oh, I just want to talk with you about your plans after you graduate. That was the dumbest cover story in that I've ever heard in my entire life. Because in those days, when you. When you were done, you were assigned.
Ed Helms
Oh, you didn't get to just kind of pontificate about what you want to do?
Jack Barski
No, no.
Ed Helms
That's how this guy started the conversation.
Jack Barski
Yeah.
Ed Helms
So you knew right away this guy doesn't know what's up?
Jack Barski
Yes. He pretended to be an employee of the. The biggest company in town, but I thought he was German. I thought he was East German secret police. Stasi.
Ed Helms
Okay, but aren't you nervous anyway?
Jack Barski
No. No, not. Nope.
Ed Helms
I mean, I would think. I would think a Stasi knocking on your door might rattle anybody.
Jack Barski
I have always been fearless.
Ed Helms
Interesting. Okay, so that is a different. That's a difference between you and me. I clearly have a more fearful constitution. And you're fearless. Yeah, fearless.
Jack Barski
Well, I'm afraid of my wife, but generally I have always done risky things that other people wouldn't do. So this guy was lying to me. And we were talking a little bit for a while, and then after about 10, 15 minutes, he changed his tune. He says, you know what? I gotta confess, I'm not really from that company. I'm from the government. He said, the government?
Ed Helms
And you're like, I know.
Jack Barski
In my mind I was thinking maybe I should ask him what part of the government. But I didn't. So I said, yeah, okay. And he said, can you imagine one day working for the government?
Ed Helms
He didn't ask you to join the KGB right now?
Jack Barski
No, no, no.
Ed Helms
He's still sussing you out.
Jack Barski
Yes. And the next meeting was in a restaurant, the most expensive restaurant in town. And he said, we're going to meet there. And when I get to the table, there was another fellow sitting there and this guy who never introduced himself said, by the way, this is Herman. We're working with our Soviet comrades.
Ed Helms
Wow, this is exciting, right?
Jack Barski
Oh, yeah, man.
Ed Helms
Third year in college and the KGB is, is taking you to a fancy restaurant.
Jack Barski
Oh. The KGB was known to us as the most powerful organization on the planet. You know, there was a KGB mythology.
Ed Helms
And philosophically, right now, where are you with regards to the Communist Party?
Jack Barski
I was a member of the party. I was very active in the youth organization at university.
Ed Helms
And was this because it was just convenient to do that or were you a true believer?
Jack Barski
I was a true believer.
Ed Helms
True believer, absolutely.
Jack Barski
100.
Ed Helms
So that makes the KGB super excited.
Jack Barski
Oh, my God, Yes.
Ed Helms
Wow.
Jack Barski
Absolutely. Yeah.
Ed Helms
And okay, so you meet with Herman. Herman says.
Jack Barski
Let'S, let's, let's meet again.
Ed Helms
Oh, okay.
Jack Barski
Okay.
Ed Helms
So it's just lots of meetings.
Jack Barski
It was a very slow ramp up initially. I would meet with him in his car sort of at the edge of town. After some maybe three, four months, he must have determined that I was a really good candidate.
Ed Helms
Wow. Was there anything in your recruitment that made you think they want me to be capable of extreme violence or, you know, that spying involved really, you know, like, scary altercations, weaponry and close quarters combat and all that? Sort of nothing?
Jack Barski
Nope. Nope. All the people that I worked with, both in East Germany and then during my time in Moscow, were gentlemen, Our weapons were supposed to be our brains.
Ed Helms
So let's talk about the training. What specific skills are you learning? What kinds of devices? Tradecraft is entering the picture here.
Jack Barski
You'd be surprised. The very first document they gave me to read was a book about the history of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
Ed Helms
Okay. Just more indoctrination.
Jack Barski
Oh, you bet. But with regard to tradecraft, we're starting out with a shortwave radio reception, Morse code. And then I was taught how to produce secret writing. That is a skill. It isn't just something you just do. The KGB produced pieces of paper that were impregnated with a. Just a trace of a chemical. The way to do this right, I had to be really, really careful. I had to make sure that everything was totally clean. If you didn't know what you were looking for, what chemical you were looking for, you wouldn't find anything.
Ed Helms
Oh, wow, that's cool. So. So you're getting some of these. These skills. What was it? Surveillance detection or something?
Jack Barski
Yes, surveillance detection route. This is. This is actually an internationally recognized abbrev. The FBI uses it the same way. So this is what you do. Counterintelligence need to follow you when you're out and about. And so the idea was that you have to have a fictitious reason to go there, there, and there, department stores, going to a movie and buying a ticket. And the whole idea is if counterintelligence follows you, they know that you're doing what you're doing. However, there's no proof. If you see the same face twice within three hours, you know that you're being followed. I had really an extensive training in Moscow, where I, we. We practice this about a. A dozen times. And sometimes I had nobody following me, and sometimes I had a whole team following me. And it was a competition, and the.
Ed Helms
Test was to figure out who was following you.
Jack Barski
Yes. I won every time.
Ed Helms
Oh, nice.
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So you've got some serious skills now. You're getting training in Moscow. So let's move on to your placement. So you were born Albrecht Dietrich in East Germany. But to get to the United States, you needed an American identity. How did all that go down?
Jack Barski
Well, first of all, we had to have some documentation that allowed me to live in the United States. Right. There was only one paper that was important. It was the birth certificate of Jack Barski, a child who passed away at the age of 11. This. This is what, this is what the KGB used to steal identities. And this is what's still being used, if possible.
Ed Helms
Wow. Jack Barski was a real. There was like a birth record then and, and a Birth certificate?
Jack Barski
Yes. One of those diplomats who worked in Washington D.C. he was wandering on, on around in cemeteries and he found the tombstone. Yeah, tombstone, Right. And it says here, Jack Barski, born 1944, passed away in 1955.
Ed Helms
And you want a child because then there's. They don't have a life of, of, of records. And all of the evidence of that.
Jack Barski
That's correct.
Ed Helms
Wow, that's kind of dark.
Jack Barski
And, and though in those days, in those days it was really easy to get a birth certificate, you didn't have to show why you were entitled to get it. You, all you had to do is, you know, fill out a form and then pay the fee.
Ed Helms
So active agents kind of procured your papers.
Jack Barski
That's correct.
Ed Helms
And then you. And then you had that to travel with.
Jack Barski
Right.
Ed Helms
So, so how did they decide, did they have a conversation with you? What do you want to do? Where do you want to go?
Jack Barski
This was, there was never really well constructed plan. It was more of an idea. You know, you just go and then you do good things. Ah.
Ed Helms
So basically the assignment is just go.
Jack Barski
And be curious, go and find your way up in society. There was a master plan that if that had succeeded, I would have become a really, really dangerous agent. The plan was for me to get all the documentation that you need to operate in the United States, work there, including a passport. And with that passport, they were going to send me back to a European country that speaks German, like Austria or Switzerland. And then they would have had me open some kind of a company to establish a company, and they would funnel a lot of money into that company. So within two years, I would go back to the United States a millionaire.
Ed Helms
Oh, that's nice. Well, what happened to this is a great plan, you and, and you get to be a millionaire? Yeah, that's a hell of a plan.
Jack Barski
Yeah, I failed. I was able. When, when I get got to the United States with that birth certificate, I was able to get a Social Security card. I was able to get a driver's license. So I was functional in the United States. But the journey was really well planned, except for the very last leg of the trip. The way I traveled, it was impossible to trace me back to Moscow. So from Moscow, I took a plane, I went to Belgrade. From Belgrade, I took a train to Vienna, neutral country. In Vienna, I changed passports. I met a KGB agent, diplomat, who gave me a second forged passport. And I gave him back the first one that I used. From Vienna, I traveled by train to Rome. Now we are in NATO territory. Right. But I'M already, like, twice removed. And there I got a Canadian passport.
Ed Helms
Okay, and that gets you into where. Where do you go from there?
Jack Barski
From. From Rome, I went to Mexico City, and in Mexico City, I bought a ticket to my hometown to fly back to Toronto with a stopover in Chicago. So they had me d plane and at o'. Hare, and. And that's when the trouble started. I mean, I should. I should have been busted right then and there because the KGB had nobody. There were no Soviet citizens in Chicago. Nobody knew about Chicago, anything.
Ed Helms
Wow. Okay, so when you first stepped off that plane at Chicago o', Hare, and you're sit. You're suddenly you're walking on American soil, is that. That must have been an incredible rush.
Jack Barski
Yes. Particularly once I got through customs and immigration. They say, yes, I did it. Yeah, but. But before that, it was like anxiety. Yeah, a lot of it.
Ed Helms
Okay. I would imagine. I mean, I would be crippled with fear at this point, but you being fearless, get through it. Okay. So you get to New York City eventually. I'm so curious. You know, we talked a little bit about your assignment, but, like, what the hell are you doing day to day?
Jack Barski
I had some tasks. There were a couple of times where they actually asked me to do something really important. One of them was to find an ex KGB agent who was actually an assassin who had defected and was under a death sentence. And they wanted me to find out where he is.
Ed Helms
Did you find him?
Jack Barski
Yes, I did. Whoa.
Ed Helms
And did they send someone after him?
Jack Barski
They didn't, thank God. It's. It's another one of those movie scenes. I went to San Bernardino and they told me, see if he's still teaching at the University of California.
Ed Helms
Wait, an assassin had gotten a job as a. As a college professor?
Jack Barski
Yes. Well, yeah, he defected, you know, but.
Ed Helms
Still, that's a pretty different skill set.
Jack Barski
Well, you know, an assassin has to be really smart to get away with what they're doing. Right.
Ed Helms
So, yeah.
Jack Barski
So I'm walking up and down the hallways of the University of California, Bernardino. The last door on the left, there's a nameplate that says Nikolai Kaklov. That's the guy I was looking for. And as I'm looking at this nameplate, the door opens and he comes out. This is this, like, delicious situation where an ex KGB agent who is under a death sentence is looking at a KGB agent who's trying to find him. Neither I nor he knew who we were. I found out much later he died from natural causes.
Ed Helms
Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
Jack Barski
I was also asked to operate As a spotter, you know, when the KGB had a methodology, how to recruit people, first you got a spotter who looks, who looks for talent.
Ed Helms
So are you looking for people to, to flip Americans who might work for the kgb?
Jack Barski
Okay, yes.
Ed Helms
So at the time, the Soviet Union has this, this, this kind of research process called Operation Ryan. Just for the listener. Operation Ryan was this kind of insane thing where spies all over the world were, were asked to just give the Soviet Union confirmation that America was going to start a nuclear war, basically.
Jack Barski
You are the first and only interviewer who knows exactly what that was. I didn't know at the time. I wasn't told there was an operation, but I was told to keep it periodically. Take a look at the Navy weapons station at the shore of New Jersey.
Ed Helms
To just go look at it or what?
Jack Barski
Look at, see if I, if I see, if I see signs of preparation for war. Yes. I was also trained to recognize, based on the silhouette, what kind of ships are out there.
Ed Helms
Oh, wow.
Jack Barski
And, you know, I had no idea I was part of that, that program.
Ed Helms
But you're reporting back on sort of what you're seeing as possible as possible war preparations.
Jack Barski
I never saw anything out of the ordinary. And in fact, there was no preparation for war. But, you know, the fellow who was in charge of the KGB at that time, Andropov, was absolutely certain that Ronald Reagan will push the button.
Ed Helms
Okay, that's fascinating because there's controversy over weather and drop off, actually believed Reagan wanted to start a nuclear war. Or if they just wanted us to think they believed that.
Jack Barski
No, I believe my interaction with my handlers in Moscow indicated to me that they were really afraid of Ronald Reagan. And there was some element of cultural misunderstanding because Reagan was a believing Christian and he, he sometimes quoted the Bible, particularly the book of Revelation, the scariest.
Ed Helms
Book of the Bible.
Jack Barski
Right. So in a communist country, nobody had any kind of idea, particularly the ones in the decision makers. They didn't have context as to what, when you quote the Bible, what that means. And clearly Ronald Reagan was not. He didn't think. He was appointed to accelerate the end of the world. But you know, Andropov and, you know, the Central Committee of the Party, they were really afraid of this man.
Ed Helms
They believed that Reagan wanted to end the world. Is that what you're saying?
Jack Barski
He wanted to start a war and the war would have been the end of the world?
Ed Helms
Yes, well, of course, of course it would have been Armageddon. But what, how do you know that? What signals were you getting that, that Andropov really thought Reagan wanted to start a war.
Jack Barski
Obviously, I never had a conversation with Andropov, but I had conversation with people that were in his organization and they were all like, deathly afraid of Ronald Reagan.
Ed Helms
Wow. Wow, that is fascinating. And are you aware of the Abel Archer 83 military exercise that was happening? Right?
Jack Barski
I wasn't aware of it when it happened, but I know what you're talking about. During the Cold War, we came close three, four times to a nuclear exchange and every time it was based on a misunderstanding. And that is what I'm worried about right now with Russia being on edge and you know, mistakes can be made and you know, you have one mistaken launch, it's over.
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So I want to back up a little bit. You had a few specific tasks, but you also had this kind of grand, larger mission that was really up to you. It sounds like. How were you communicating with Moscow while you're in the United States? What were sort of your. What were some of those tricks as a lone wolf?
Jack Barski
Yeah. So if. If you ever watch the Americans, there are a lot of scenes where the handler of the two illegals is meeting with them. That never happened. There was a hard rule that you do not meet. An illegal will not meet with another agent in the country where he operates. So communication wasn't direct. It was indirect. They sent me the stuff, whatever they wanted to communicate in Morse code once a week, by the way. That's still being used. And it's. It's significantly better than using social media or the Internet because when you. When you send signals out into the ether, you know, people know where it came from, but people don't know who's actually listening to it.
Ed Helms
Right. And then to communicate back to Russia, what are you doing?
Jack Barski
Secret writing. I had what they call convenience addresses. These were collaborators with the KGB in other countries. So I would write a letter as if I knew about them. I knew anything. Said, I'm sorry, you knew, you know, you broke your leg or something like open text. And then I overlaid this with some secret writing. And then I would mail this thing, and then it would. They would know that this had to be handed over to the KGB agent.
Ed Helms
That's wild. Okay, so at some point during this process, you decide you don't want to be a KGB agent anymore. What happened? Where was the ideological shift? Because now you're an American and you seem to like America a lot.
Jack Barski
Yeah, well, it was a. What I call a slow decontamination. The first thing that I realized was that capitalism isn't really as oppressive to the workers as I thought. Because when I started working for MetLife as a programmer, it was a nice place, and they treated us well. We got free lunch. Other than, like, you know, bad bosses and not very nice co workers, I couldn't find institutional evil Wasn't there. But. But when. When I resigned from the kgb, I. I put in my letter explicitly, I will not betray the cause. I will not betray my motherland, East Germany. And I meant that. And, you know, and then I had a career. I developed my version of the American dream. It wasn't ideological, but it. It was like, you know, I liked it here, you know, and I became what they wanted me to become. A real American. You know, I led a normal life. At one point, I became a professional. I worked as a computer programmer. And, you know, if you're a young man, you have some. You know, your hormones are still there. Right. Sure.
Ed Helms
Your job is inherently lonely as hell.
Jack Barski
Yes. So I started dating, and I. I found a really pretty young woman who was safe because he had emigrated from South America. If I had gotten close to and born American, they would have figured out, sure. Something. Something odd about this guy. She wouldn't have known. Turns out that she had immigrated, but she was actually illegal, so I helped her to become legal.
Ed Helms
Oh, you.
Jack Barski
You know, you married her? I married her. And so in 1987, my daughter was born. And, you know, this is. I don't know. Do you have. Do you have any. Any girls?
Ed Helms
I do have two girls.
Jack Barski
Okay. Don't you love them? Didn't you love them like crazy when they grew up?
Ed Helms
They're. Well, they're still quite little. And I will say, oh, it is a form of love that I never even contemplated before.
Jack Barski
Exactly.
Ed Helms
So deep. It is so profound.
Jack Barski
And. And that is exactly what happened to me. I mean, this. This girl was and still is extremely pretty. Huge eyes, and I mean, just like, just beautiful. And when she was 18 months old, the KGB said, sent me an urgent message that I should return to the Soviet Union because I was about to be arrested by the FBI. It was a red herring. It wasn't true, but they believed it. And obviously I should have believed it too. Right.
Ed Helms
And you couldn't bring the child back to Russia with you?
Jack Barski
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I kept the fact that I married this woman.
Ed Helms
Oh.
Jack Barski
And I didn't tell you were keeping.
Ed Helms
Secrets from the kgb. Oh, wow.
Jack Barski
Of course.
Ed Helms
This is. You really are fearless. Your love for your daughter is what kept you in the United States. And explain to me why you don't just say, I'll just keep being a spy in the United States. You actually want to leave the KGB at this point?
Jack Barski
Well, they thought I was about to be arrested, so they wanted me back in the Soviet Union, and that forced my hand. Okay. Because I Had to tell them that I'm not coming so they wouldn't search for me. And so my last letter, in secret writing, stated the following. Thank you for pointing that out. I'm going to be careful, but I can't come because I have hiv, aids.
Ed Helms
Whoa. But you didn't.
Jack Barski
Of course I didn't.
Ed Helms
And so once the KGB finds out that you have AIDS or that you've said you have aids, they're terrified. They don't want you back.
Jack Barski
Oh, no way.
Ed Helms
And, okay, so now you're off the hook with the kgb. But I did.
Jack Barski
I didn't know this. I was hoping for it, but I actually was, 100%, because they went to my German family and told them that I. That I already died.
Ed Helms
Wow. So then they just forget about you?
Jack Barski
They did. Absolutely did. I spent about three months after I mailed that letter being very cautious, careful. Looking for FBI surveillance, looking for kgb. I was so well trained, I knew that there was nothing happening. So I told the mother of this child, I said, okay, you know what? We should start looking at moving into the suburbs and buying a house. That's when I. That was my first step to become an American. Wow.
Ed Helms
All right, so a million questions, but the big one is you left the kgb. Eventually, you actually became an American citizen. The FBI got in touch with you, and you became, you know, an open book to them. They then offer you citizenship. And here's my question. Once you became public, why isn't the KGB trying to kill you now?
Jack Barski
Well, first of all, my case is.
Ed Helms
Really old, but you're still a liability. I mean, you're telling these stories all about kind of Russian tradecraft and all these things. And might I add, sometimes it seems that Russian assassinations aren't just about keeping someone quiet. There's an element of vengeance there.
Jack Barski
Yes.
Ed Helms
Why are you safe?
Jack Barski
If they had a list of, you know, priorities. I'm near the bottom.
Ed Helms
Got it. Okay, next question. It has been said that there is no such thing as a former KGB agent. You are now living your life very publicly and openly and transparently. But who's to say you're not still sending secret messages back to Russia? And I say it with a laugh, but it's a serious question.
Jack Barski
Yeah. No, you gotta trust me.
Ed Helms
Oh, is that right? I just have to trust you?
Jack Barski
Okay. All right, so here's the thing. When I was debriefed by the FBI, you know, and I dumped everything that I could possibly remember on them, the last thing they had me do is I had to pass a lie Detector test. I passed that test. And then I spent I don't know how many years, but seven, eight years as a trusted source. I flipped completely. I'm as anti communist as you can get.
Ed Helms
What is Jack Barski's philosophy at this point? What have you learned from everything you've been through?
Jack Barski
That question was asked of me several years ago and I wasn't prepared. I had to think about it, but I came up with the best answer. It sounds a little bit hokey, but it's true. And this is what I'm telling you. Love conquers all. That's it.
Ed Helms
That's it.
Jack Barski
Yeah.
Ed Helms
You know what? It does sound hokey, but it isn't. It is very profound.
Jack Barski
It's true. It's true. I lived it, okay? Because if I had not been in love with this little girl, I would have made the beeline to Moscow and East Germany and lived the good life. Because at the time, I had nothing but good things back there. And the love kept me here.
Ed Helms
Well, I think that's a great place to wrap it up. And I cannot thank you enough for your generosity with your time and your life and your story and sharing all of it. Jack Barski, I really, really appreciate it. Thanks so much.
Jack Barski
You're welcome. Take care. Bye. Bye.
Ed Helms
Well, there you have it. I hope you enjoyed that interview as much as I did. If you want to learn more about Jack's amazing life and his crazy story, check out his book, Deep My Life and Tangled Allegiances as a KGB spy in America. There's also a really cool podcast all about his life called the Agent. Definitely check that out. All right, this is your host, Ed helms, signing off. SNAFU is a production of iHeartRadio Film Nation Entertainment and Pacific Electric Picture Company in association with with Gilded Audio. It's executive produced by me, Ed Helms, Milan Papelka, Mike Falbo, Andy Chugg and Whitney Donaldson. This bonus episode was produced and edited by Olivia Canny. Our lead producers are Sarah Joyner and Alyssa Martino. Our producer is Carl Nellis. Associate producer, Tori Smith. Our senior editor is Jeffrey Lewis. Olivia Canney is our production assistant. Our creative executive is Brett Harris. Engineering and technical direction by Nick Dooley. Special thanks to Allison Cohen and Matt Aisenstadt.
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Release Date: February 11, 2026
Guest: Jack Barski (former KGB spy)
Host: Ed Helms
Theme: A firsthand look inside Cold War espionage, ideology, and spycraft through the life and defection of Jack Barski, once a Soviet KGB “illegal” planted in the United States.
In this gripping bonus installment of SNAFU, Ed Helms interviews Jack Barski, a former KGB agent who infiltrated the US under a stolen identity in the late 1970s. The episode delves into Barski's early life in Soviet-occupied Germany, his recruitment and training by the KGB, day-to-day life as a spy in America, the paranoia of the Cold War, and the personal transformation that led him to defect and become a US citizen. Along the way, Barski offers rare insights into the mindset of Soviet intelligence and the human factors behind global paranoia and espionage blunders.
On Communist Indoctrination:
“Marxism-Leninism was considered a science equal to physics and chemistry and so forth.”
— Jack Barski (05:56)
On KGB Recruitment:
“You could not contact the KGB. They came to me.”
— Jack Barski (11:01)
On Fearlessness:
“I have always been fearless.”
— Jack Barski (12:36)
On First Stolen Identity:
“The only paper that was important was the birth certificate of Jack Barski, a child who passed away at the age of 11.”
— Jack Barski (21:13)
On KGB Paranoia about Reagan:
“My interaction with my handlers in Moscow indicated to me that they were really afraid of Ronald Reagan…there was some element of cultural misunderstanding.”
— Jack Barski (29:57)
On Defection and Love:
“Love conquers all. That’s it.”
— Jack Barski (44:26)
Closing Reflection:
“If I had not been in love with this little girl, I would have made the beeline to Moscow and East Germany and lived the good life…The love kept me here.”
— Jack Barski (44:56)
This episode offers a rare, humanizing look at Cold War espionage, showing not just the tradecraft but the psychological and personal costs of spy life. Through Barski’s journey—from indoctrinated communist to American citizen, with remarkable honesty about both the failures and follies of the KGB—the episode illustrates how love and personal experience can break through ideology and reshape a life. As Ed Helms puts it in closing, Barski’s story is nothing short of profound.
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