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Ashley Flowers (1:11)
Prices and participation may vary. Tell me I'm not the only one who does this. Sometimes when I can't sleep at night, I mentally replay the mistakes I've made. Some are big, most of them are really small and probably only things I would remember. Like how was my tone when I said that? Did my joke land? Or oh my God, could they have thought that I was serious and now they think I'm a total weirdo? I can't believe I hit reply all instead of sending it to just the one person. And often I find myself thinking, what if I had a second chance to go back and change those moments, to undo those mistakes? What would I do differently, if anything at all? Like, could I travel back into the past and set things right and live an unregrettable life? Seems impossible, but if reports are to be believed, someone's already done something like that. His name is John titor, and from November 2000 to March 2001 he appeared in online forums claiming to be a time traveler from the year 2036. He said he'd come back to the past to visit his family. In fact, it's his last chance to see them because war is coming. Then he gives other dark predictions about the future, involving civil unrest, pandemics, death and destruction. Many dismissed his claims, figuring he was just some hoaxer pretending to be from the future. And then several of his predictions actually came true I'm Ashley Flowers, and I am excited to be back for a solo episode of so Supernatural. You guys, times feel uncertain. I mean, you've doom scrolled, right? So when I'm asked to think about what the world might look like in the year 2036, my brain literally shuts down. I have no idea what's going to happen politically, culturally, or in terms of technology breakthroughs. The only way to know for sure would be to hop in a time machine and visit the future for myself. But also, I've seen the butterfly effect. Like, who knows what kinds of problems that might cause? So what's coming in 2036? I would throw my hands up, shrug, and tell you there's just no way to know. But that was before I heard today's story. In the fall of 2000, there was a debate raging online. A bunch of people on a site called the Time Travel Institute were talking about how time travel might work. Now, this forum is still around. Today, it's mostly for fans of science fiction, but people gather here to talk about their favorite books, TV shows, movies, and to speculate about the topic as a whole. But on October 23, 2000, a user creates a new thread to talk about the technicalities of time travel, particularly paradoxes. He asks a lot of questions, like, what if you traveled back in time and killed your own grandmother before your parents could be conceived? Would you cease to exist? And if you don't exist, who killed your grandma? A bunch of people reply with their theories. Maybe it's impossible to go back and kill your grandparents because fate would stop you from changing the past. Or maybe this just goes to show that time travel can't exist. The debate rages on. Then, after a week of posts, someone with the username timetravelzero joins the discussion. And this person seems to be more than just a fan of sci fi, because on November 2, they say something no one was anticipating. The user writes, greetings, I am a time traveler from the year 2036. Naturally, the very first reply is from someone asking for proof, because they don't believe timetravel0 for a second. So to demonstrate they're telling the truth, they weigh in on the debate about how the technology is supposed to function. They say basics for time Travel start at CERN in about a year and end in 2034 with the first time machine built by Germany. GE is General Electric, and CERN is the name of a highly advanced research lab in Geneva, Switzerland. It was founded back in 1954 as a response to the United States Developing the nuclear bomb, basically. European scientists wanted to stay on the cutting edge of research and stop the brain drain of gifted physicists to the US So they founded the international organization with the intention of making all kinds of breakthroughs in the world of physics. It's also where the Large Hadron Collider is, which is a huge ring that lets scientists hurl subatomic particles at one another. Back in late 2000, when this anonymous user was posting, CERN researchers were using the collider to look for new kinds of subatomic particles that hadn't been discovered yet. 25 years later. Now, in 2025, scientists at CERN are still doing wild experiments. According to their own website, they are trying to create miniature black holes and are even turning lead into gold like some medieval alchemist. Seriously. So if anyone ever was going to invent a time machine, it makes sense that CERN would be the one to help with it. But that's not all, this user says. A few messages later, he offers his name, John Titor. Then he posts a link to another website where he's uploaded some photos and diagrams of his time machine. And they're pretty impressive. I mean, if you haven't had a chance to look at them, I suggest sneaking a peek. I'm going to post them in the show notes. A lot of the graphics show exactly how time travel supposedly works. And listen, I'm not a physicist, so I don't know how accurate these charts are, but they show different waves and energies intersecting in a complex way. John also explains that his machine generates a ton of gravity, enough to warp spacetime, which I did a little digging and I learned that this could theoretically work. Some physicists believe that if you apply enough gravity to a person or an object, it might travel into the past or the distant future. The problem is that it takes a ton of force to do this, like the kind of pressure you might be under if, say, a black hole was crushing you to death. So nobody has ever been able to test this theory, at least not as of 2025. Where and when we are even more convincing, though. John's files include blueprints detailing exactly what parts go into a time machine and how they're all put together. He also uploads photographs of the device that he used to travel back to 2000. And I'm not talking like a sketch or a chart or a graphic, but multiple, honest to God photos. They're taken from different angles, and they show a device that looks like it's about the size of a toolbox. It's crammed full of cables and like knobs and buttons, switches, like little monitors. And it does match the diagrams, but perfectly. So, I mean, if this was all a prank, then whoever did this did a lot of work. And yes, it is possible that some practical joker with a lot of free time on their hands could have designed a time machine that could theoretically work, drew a blueprint for it, and then built a prototype. Then they would have photographed it and posted online. But some people take one look at these images and decide, this is not a hoax. It's real. Now, in fairness, there are just as many users who aren't convinced. After all, lots of people go on this board and pretend to be time travelers from the future, but they don't expect anyone to believe them. Like, it's all in good fun. But still, even the skeptics play along a little and ask John questions, too. Things about the mechanics of time travel and how it actually works. I'm talking like the nitty gritty details about the physics of it all, things that aren't already covered by the blueprints. But John's answers are pretty vague. He says he's not a physicist, so he doesn't fully understand the machine's inner workings, which, fair enough. Like, I can't even explain to you the magic of how the Internet works. And yet here I am transmitting a story to you through what? Fibers? Air? Question mark? It shouldn't be possible if you ask me, but here I am doing it so that whole thing doesn't throw me about John. Especially because what John can share is concrete information about the future. And the more he talks, the more convincing he gets, which is how he turns a lot of those skeptics into full on believers. Foreign.
