Even Stevens | Son of a Boy Dad #377

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #377: Even Stevens
Release Date: February 19, 2026
Host: Barstool Sports
Participants: Francis, Harry (Lil Sasquatch), Bo (Rone)

---

Episode Overview

In this playful and meandering episode, the guys explore life lessons, personal histories, and the quirks of adulthood. Fresh off Lil Sasquatch's (Harry’s) recent college dropout, the focus is on navigating the world, filling the "education gap," and discovering what it means to be a man. The conversation bounces from nostalgia about sports gear and New England hockey lore to debates on government, fishing trips, wedding fantasies, and run-ins with NYC’s grumpiest New Yorkers. The tone is irreverent, self-deprecating, and packed with in-jokes, as the hosts riff on everything from family gloves to “bull trout” and dream celebrity wedding guests.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Great "Stevens" Hockey Debacle (01:28–13:00)

• Czech/Slovak confusion starts the show, morphing into a long, comic tangent about two guys named Ryan Stevens—both of whom allegedly have NHL dads.
• Francis and Bo realize each went to school with a "Ryan Stevens," each with a hockey legend father: Scott and Kevin Stevens. They try to figure out if the two dads are related (they’re not), riffing on classic New England/Ivy League hockey lore.
• Notable quote:
  • “We might be blowing up, like, a whole secret family that this guy has, but he named them both the same thing.” – Harry (07:14)

2. Baseball Glove Nostalgia & How to Break Stuff In (02:13–05:37)

• The guys wax poetic about breaking in their dad’s baseball gloves—with various “weird” techniques from under the mattress to conditioner and personal “basket weaving” skills for lacrosse sticks.
• Quote:
  • “Are dads supposed to have baseball gloves? Like, am I supposed to have a baseball glove to give my kids?” – Harry (03:56)

3. East Coast Hockey and Ivy League Name-Dropping (06:02–13:40)

• Bo and Francis show off New England and Ivy school roots, talking about hockey dynasties, the Beanpot tournament, and legendary players: “My guy ended Eric Lindros’s career,” says Bo (11:39). “My guy played with Mario Lemieux!” retorts Francis (11:35).
• Sets the tone for the episode’s competitive, tongue-in-cheek back-and-forth.

4. Weather Complaints, Government Size, and Snow Shoveling Logic (15:00–17:32)

• NYC snow day means complaining about street cleaning and government roles—satirical takes on “small government” people now demanding public services.
• Bo: “Big government cleans up the snow. You can’t be complaining about the snow not getting cleaned up and being a small government guy.”
• They riff about snowed-in cars being “mosquitos in amber.”
• Quote:
  • “It’s like free parking.” – Francis (17:15)

5. Dreaming of Banff, Patagonia, & Fish Week (19:01–22:36)

• The hosts fantasize about a Banff, Alberta fishing and skiing trip—“Banff is the white whale for Fish Week.”
• Jokes about “bull trout” (are they endangered or everywhere?), and getting roasted by listeners for fishing takes.
• They compare Banff with Patagonia for the ultimate manly adventure.
• Quote:
  • “People were mad that we didn’t call Dave, like, fat and gross enough either… Dave’s fat and gross. Are you happy?” – Harry (20:11)

6. Wedding Fantasies & Co-Wedding Logistics (23:45–27:21, 67:52–71:20)

• Spirals into a surreal fantasy about Bo’s (Rone’s) “next wedding”—should it be “huge or humble?” Fireworks? At the Garden? Guest list stacked with Yankees?
• Later, they float the idea of a double “co-wedding” to pool star power: “If we collabed, we could get more celebs… co-headline the wedding,” Bo (70:44).
• Serving “bull trout” and “eagle jerky” as wedding meals as a flex, with tongue-in-cheek disdain for endangered species catering.

7. Animal Riffs: Eagles, Wolves, and Liam Neeson Survival Strategies (27:11–30:46)

• Gags about “trimming” the bald eagle population, killing wolves (for fun, obviously) with grapes or “burn books,” and breaking down wild animal “thick skin” myths.
• Reference Liam Neeson's movie The Grey: “Did you ever see that Liam Neeson movie where he fights the wolves?” – Bo (28:22)
• Memorable banter:
  • “Who was talking about wolves? That… you’re supposed to cut the wolves tongue… then they start licking themselves and bleed out.” – Harry (29:41)

8. New York City Grit: Crackheads, Subways, and Cab Drama (34:14–39:45, 52:03–54:16)

• Several stories about run-ins with erratic subway passengers (“You smell them before you see ‘em”), the etiquette of dealing with aggressive panhandling, the defensive choices (“You can’t fight with a coat on now”), and an Uber ride that turns spicy with middle fingers and threats.
• Francis: “That job [Uber/cab driver] has to be up there with the stress levels of the people outside LaGuardia blowing a whistle.” (53:46)

9. Nostalgia: Nerf Guns, BB Guns, and VCRs (41:56–43:32, 64:39–65:08)

• Reminiscing about old toys: Nerf, Airsoft, BB guns, and how parent rules shaped their childhood.
• Rivaling friends for the “movie picker,” raiding grandpa’s BB gun, and arguing about who actually used a VCR.

10. Inside the Restaurant World: 11 Madison Park and Wine Pairings (55:32–63:01)

• Bo shares a wild fine dining experience at New York's Eleven Madison Park, flexing on going behind the scenes, tasting rare beers, making espresso with master baristas, and learning latte art with the staff clapping (“That doesn’t look like a heart!”).
• Notable moment:
  • “But to make a cappuccino from the 11 Madison park gear with their staff in front of them was like a highlight…of my coffee life.” – Bo (61:09)

11. Oscars, Podcast Awards, and Lent Practices (31:40–33:31)

• Discuss the Oscars, paying to submit podcasts for awards, Rogan not submitting, and Lent—Harry gets "drive by ashed" by a priest and considers giving up alcohol. (He fails instantly with a Hennessy cupcake.)

12. Classic Movie Recommendations & Debates (61:54–64:07)

• Hype for “In Bruges,” the Martin McDonagh cinematic universe (Seven Psychopaths, Banshees of Inisherin), The Town, and tales of group movie night politics.
• Quote:
  • “Have you ever even seen a VCR?” – Bo (64:38)

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• "Are dads supposed to have baseball gloves? Like, am I supposed to have a baseball glove to give my kids?" — Harry, (03:56)
• "We might be blowing up a whole secret family this guy has, but he named them both the same thing..." — Harry, (07:14)
• “Big government cleans up the snow. You can’t be complaining about the snow not getting cleaned up and being a small government guy.” — Bo, (15:43)
• "Banff is like the white whale for Fish Week, I think." — Francis, (21:55)
• "My theory as to why people aren’t moving those [cars] or shoveling them out is that if it is so immersed in snow, they’re not getting tickets." — Bo, (17:06)
• “If you could hire any celebrity to give your best man speech, who would you have do it?” — Bo, (71:50)
• “But to make a cappuccino from the 11 Madison park gear with their staff in front of them was like a highlight…of my coffee life.” — Bo (61:09)
• "That job [Uber/cab driver] has to be up there with the stress levels of…people outside of LaGuardia blowing a whistle." — Francis, (53:46)

---

Segment Timestamps Guide

• Opening and studio shenanigans: 01:28–02:12
• Baseball/lacrosse nostalgia: 02:13–05:37
• Hockey / Ivy League Stevens saga: 06:02–13:00
• NYC snow/government banter: 15:00–17:32
• Banff & Fish Week trip debate: 19:01–22:36
• Wedding fantasies: 23:45–27:21, 67:52–71:20
• Wolves, eagles, and wild animals riff: 27:11–30:46
• Subway/cab crackhead stories: 34:14–39:45, 52:03–54:16
• Vintage toys/BB guns/Nerf: 41:56–43:32
• Dinners, wine, behind the kitchen: 55:32–63:01
• Oscars, awards, Lent: 31:40–33:31

---

Tone & Style

• Sarcastic, quick-witted, full of throwback anecdotes, and loaded with inside jokes specific to the Barstool/SoaBD universe.
• The guys never take themselves seriously, even when debating whose imaginary wedding would have the better celebrity guest list or which “Stevens” is the supreme hockey dad.
• Frequent faux-competition (“my dad could beat your dad!”) rolls into self-aware satire of masculinity, privilege, and New York living.

---

This summary is crafted for those who want the flavor, highlights, and clever banter of the episode without wading through intros, ads, or filler. It captures all major topics, dialogues, and signature moments that define Son of a Boy Dad's uniquely chaotic and charming style.

Transcript

[Harry]

Hey. Son of a boy. Dad. Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Bo]

Out on the course, they're the PGA tourist's best players. But in the arena, they're prime time. And season two of TGL presented by SoFi is back. With lights, cameras, action.

[Francis]

We're talking big moments, big personalities, big

[Bo]

names in the stands, all on the big screen. Big time matchups with shot clocks, Hammer

[Francis]

drops timeouts, overtime, playoffs.

[Bo]

It's city versus city, squad versus squad. The sport just hits different under the light. It's TGL, presented by SoFi. Keep up.

[Francis]

It's golf. Tune in to every match only on espn.

[Bo]

Okay, I have a lot going on, so I need my money stuff to be easy. That's why I use Acorns. It saves and invests my money without me thinking about it. Acorns rounds up my everyday purchases and invest the spare change automatically. Coffee investing, Uber investing. Online shopping. I regret also investing. I just swipe Acorns does the rest. Sign up now and get a $20 bonus investment. Head to acorns.com/barstool or download the Acorns app. Individual customer of Acorns and receive cash compensation of Tier 1 for providing this testimonial. Compensation provides incentive for customer to recommend Acorns and all opinions may be biased. Testimonials not representative of the experience of all customers and not guarantees a future performance or success. Investment advisory products and services offered by Acorns Advisors LLC and SE registered investment Advisor.

[Francis]

They were losing to Czech, right?

[Bo]

Republic.

[Francis]

I don't know. Is that what it is now? Is it the Republic or is it the Slovakia?

[Harry]

Slovakia's doing their own thing.

[Bo]

It's Czech Republic, right? Because Slovakia is its own place.

[Francis]

It's like Czech. It's like Czechia. It's not.

[Bo]

It's just their way of spelling it.

[Francis]

No, it's like not. It's like a different place. It's Czech Republic. It's the Republic.

[Bo]

That's what I just said.

[Francis]

It's the Republic. It's not the Slovak.

[Harry]

Slovak.

[Bo]

Slovakia is a different. It's its own country. They split. Oh, no.

[Francis]

Oh, I know. That's a replay. Cool. Yeah, I'm ready to go.

[Bo]

All right. All right.

[Francis]

Alrighty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. Today it's February 18th. It's 1pm we are here live from HQ3. Welcome back. I can't help but comment on the hoops and hollering studio is pretty nice. Why don't we have those couches? Leather couches.

[Harry]

First off, they're definitely not real leather.

[Francis]

Oh, those are real.

[Bo]

No, those are vegan leather.

[Francis]

Jaguar shipped those in.

[Harry]

No. And second of all, this is not. I like these couches. What's wrong with these couches?

[Francis]

Those ones are just looking nice, though.

[Bo]

No, they wouldn't go fresh.

[Francis]

I can smell them from here.

[Harry]

No, they sound. They look like. They sound squishy. Like you go in, it's like.

[Francis]

No, no, squish.

[Bo]

What are those called? Those are called chesterfields, I believe.

[Harry]

So you'd be the only person who'd know this.

[Bo]

If you're getting a Chesterfield. You want it aged, you want it a little, right?

[Harry]

That's too new.

[Francis]

Like a baseball.

[Bo]

You want it creased.

[Harry]

Take a little lighter to that and like just see if you can.

[Francis]

Or maybe just get some oil.

[Bo]

Tyler, go ahead. And someone.

[Harry]

Would you sperm on that couch?

[Bo]

Only you on top, though.

[Francis]

You guys ever break in like a baseball glove in like a weird way, like under the mattress or something like that?

[Bo]

Under the car tire?

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Bo]

With a ball in the middle.

[Francis]

Yeah, of course.

[Bo]

Rubber bands wrapped around.

[Francis]

Yeah, I used to just sleep on. Sleep on mine.

[Bo]

Coated in hair conditioner.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. You were a conditioner guy.

[Bo]

I'm just throwing every tip. I've heard. I didn't actually.

[Francis]

I never did the conditioner. I heard it works though. Or lotion sometimes.

[Bo]

I inherited my dad's baseball glove, which was flat. I mean. No, it was.

[Francis]

I remember every time I took my. My dad's like, I tried my dad's glove on, it was just flat. It was like an envelope. It was so broken in.

[Bo]

Yeah, his was so broken.

[Harry]

Are dad supposed to have baseball gloves? Like, am I supposed to have a baseball glove to give my kids?

[Francis]

My dad played baseball for when.

[Harry]

So he kept his high school baseball glove until you were of age.

[Francis]

He probably still has it now. Yeah.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

How'd you break in your spoon?

[Bo]

Oh, that was a. That was.

[Francis]

That's a different. That's a different animal.

[Bo]

That would be a lot of that. But also take the ball and you put it in the bottom. Then you take a pencil or a butter knife and you slide it through the bottom part of the plastic or the first row of the mesh or whatever and leave it like that overnight. So. But that. And that would theoretically work, but then you get to a point where you start getting your. Your sticks custom strung.

[Francis]

Oh, I would just string my own personally.

[Bo]

Did you actually?

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. Two would take like a week.

[Harry]

But his family Would knit.

[Bo]

I played. Yeah, right. I mean, I played 12, 14 years of, I don't know, 20 years serious lacrosse. Whatever. Yeah. I never once.

[Francis]

Yeah, but I wasn't. I wasn't good at learning how to. But I think you got to be good at some part of lacrosse, and mine was basket weaving. Yeah, exactly.

[Bo]

You were. You were the wardrobe part of.

[Francis]

Exactly.

[Harry]

It was costume and design.

[Francis]

I loved. I just wanted to have, like, a nice stick.

[Bo]

It is impressive to me. You can't. You can't deny it. You are very good with your hands.

[Francis]

Well, it's not that hard. It's just, like, following instructions. But it was like, I did it. I think I did twice, and one time I did it, and I think I did it, and I went and I played a game, and it was like the ball was coming out.

[Bo]

Just.

[Francis]

It was just going straight.

[Bo]

Too much. Whip straight down too much.

[Francis]

Yeah. I had to just get it redone.

[Bo]

Yeah. We had a guy on our team, Ryan Stevens, who is the son of Scott Stevens, NHL.

[Francis]

I went to school from the.

[Harry]

Yeah, the defenseman or whatever. They didn't have the most brutal concussion ever. He gave.

[Bo]

He arguably ended Eric Lindross's career. He also hit Paul Korea in the Stanley cup finals in a way that knocked him out of the game. But then Paul Korea came back into the game and scored.

[Francis]

Wait, you said you went to school with a kid named Ryan Stevens whose dad was in the NHL? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have the exact same. I'm pretty sure I went to school with a kid named Ryan Stevens whose dad was in the NHL. And I'm not kidding at all. Like, I'm like, I. I can't remember if it was, like, he was really good at hockey.

[Bo]

I wish. I wish this were a bit. That I had researched your life enough to, like, cuck your story and confuse you about your own life.

[Francis]

I might be. I'm probably. I'm probably just confusing it. I definitely. Yeah, here he is, Ryan Stevens, and. Yeah, he went to Yale and played hockey there.

[Harry]

That's your Ryan Stevens.

[Francis]

Yes, his last post on Instagram.

[Bo]

And his dad played in the NHL. I mean, I think my Ryan Stevens,

[Francis]

I mean, he went to Yale for

[Bo]

hockey, played lacrosse at Harvard. His dad was Scott Stevens, and my Ryan's dad was better than your Ryan's dad.

[Francis]

We might be blowing up, like, a whole secret family that this guy has,

[Harry]

but he named them both the same

[Bo]

thing, and they ended up so close in their achievements. Yes. I have two sons who are playing white sports at Ivy League institutions. Neither family knows the other exists. One lives in Connecticut and the other lives in Vermont.

[Harry]

Yeah, perfect.

[Francis]

I'll text. I'll text my buddy right now.

[Harry]

Now see who his dad is. If there's another Stevens. If there's another famous Stevens. But Scott Stevens is the Steven.

[Bo]

Yeah, I know, I know. My story's right.

[Harry]

He's the Stevens of record.

[Bo]

He is. He's in the hall of Fame. He's an unbelievable guy. Really, really nice.

[Harry]

Why did he hit Eric Lindros so fucking hard?

[Bo]

Dude, he was a hitter. That's what he was. He was like, kind of an enforcer. One of the best defensemen ever to play the game.

[Harry]

He would lay people out, bro. That Paul Korea hit. Paul Korea, like, he's like, dipping and like, doesn't know where he is.

[Bo]

Yep, yep.

[Harry]

But did they win that Stanley Cup?

[Bo]

I think the Devils did.

[Francis]

Oh, they did play on the Devils.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Bro, I'm tripping right now.

[Harry]

No way.

[Francis]

This is like, freaking me out.

[Harry]

No way. Are we. Are we in the middle of.

[Francis]

I don't know, cuz now I'm trying to remember, cuz I knew someone whose dad played for the Devils, but I can't remember if it was him or another kid that I grew up with.

[Bo]

My. Ryan Stevens is way older than you.

[Francis]

Yeah, but I mean,

[Bo]

he was, I think, two classes below me. So he would have graduated in 2013.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And you're. Ryan Stevens is your age.

[Francis]

He's, I think, a year older than me. Okay, so he graduated in like 2018 probably.

[Bo]

No.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

From college?

[Francis]

No, high school.

[Bo]

Well, I'm talking college.

[Francis]

I'm talking high school.

[Bo]

We're talking about their college sports.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just still trying to figure out if we're talking about the same person. Right.

[Bo]

I guess. You don't have a college graduation date, so. No, everything's.

[Francis]

I don't even know what year I was supposed to graduate. 22. 23. Around then.

[Harry]

22.

[Bo]

When did you enroll?

[Francis]

2019. 2012.

[Bo]

2019. Yeah. So it would have been 23. Summer. Yeah, summer. Summer of 24. You were class of 24?

[Francis]

Yeah, I guess. No, it had to have been 23.

[Harry]

Yeah, 23. 23.

[Bo]

Is it? Yeah.

[Francis]

Has to be 24.

[Bo]

Embarrassing, but it's. If it's.

[Francis]

It doesn't matter if I graduated like last year.

[Bo]

How old are you? 24.

[Francis]

I'm 24. Turning 25.

[Bo]

Graduate when you're 22?

[Francis]

Yeah. So I guess it's not that. It's not that far off.

[Harry]

This is not Getting us any closer to finding out.

[Bo]

I don't even.

[Harry]

Brother Steven.

[Bo]

We're going to move on. We're going to move on.

[Francis]

It's tough. Not. Okay, here we go. Yes.

[Bo]

We're not moving.

[Harry]

He did.

[Francis]

His dad did play in the NHL. He said. Jack said, I think he's in the hall of Fame. No, he said he played with Mario

[Bo]

Lemieux for the Penguins.

[Francis]

I think. Yeah.

[Harry]

There's another.

[Francis]

So we both went to heist. Yeah. Kevin Stevens. So we both went.

[Bo]

His dad's name is Kevin.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So you're. You're Stevenson.

[Bo]

Maybe they're brothers.

[Francis]

They genuinely might be.

[Bo]

Should we look that up? I don't know. Could you look that up really quick, see if Scott Stevens and Kevin Stevens are brothers?

[Francis]

So I wasn't making that up. That's bizarre.

[Bo]

I never thought you were making.

[Francis]

No, but I didn't. I was like, that's so insane that it might. It must not be true.

[Harry]

I started to think Francis was mistaken.

[Bo]

I knew I was right.

[Francis]

So we both knew Orion Stevens, that. That's dad was in the NHL.

[Bo]

What?

[Harry]

They're not brothers.

[Francis]

Crazy.

[Harry]

Both born in different parts of Canada. What the. So you guys just looped around again.

[Bo]

I just want to add, though, that my. My Ryan's dad would beat up your Ryan's dad.

[Francis]

Well, he was in the. I mean, I don't know this guy, but he was in the. He's in the hall of Fame.

[Bo]

So was my Ryan's dad.

[Harry]

Yeah. So he would beat him up, but he might be. He might be a better stick handler.

[Bo]

Can you make sure that my. Right. My Scott Stevens is in the hall of Fame. Would you please make that. Sure of that.

[Harry]

And maybe we could get goal counts on both of.

[Bo]

Bro. My Ryan's. My Scott Stevens was. Was captain, I think of. Of the Devils. He was captain. I think he also played the Red Wings.

[Francis]

My guy's in the hall of Fame and played with Mario Lemieux.

[Bo]

My guy is.

[Francis]

It's give up.

[Bo]

My guy ended Eric Lindros's career.

[Harry]

But yours. But he's. He's a defenseman. Like, his might be a goal.

[Francis]

One of the greatest ever. We're talking about Kevin Stevens, right?

[Harry]

If you.

[Bo]

Look, let's be honest with you. If you were like, yo, I was a big fan of that NHL player, Stevens.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

90% of people would say Scott or

[Francis]

Kevin, who's from the older era. They might be.

[Bo]

I don't think so.

[Francis]

How is this possible, though? How is your guy. How did my guy play with Mario Lemieux and your. Your guy played with who?

[Bo]

Everybody, probably, like. And when did he retire?

[Harry]

Marty Brode or probably. He was probably playing in front of Marty Brodeur.

[Bo]

Probably retired. I don't know, like, fucking 08 or something. He won multiple. Well, I think he won multiple stanley cups, man.

[Harry]

Oh, seven. Made the hall of fame.

[Francis]

24. Really? So recent.

[Harry]

So yours is like, my.

[Bo]

My. Scott Stevens put the gold jacket on your Ted Stevens and was like, welcome, brother. We've been waiting.

[Francis]

Yeah, probably.

[Harry]

Yours is 17 years.

[Bo]

It's his nephew.

[Francis]

Do you think they're like, sons met?

[Bo]

No, because I think your. Your friend is way younger than my friend.

[Francis]

True, true. But he's still playing hockey, I think.

[Bo]

Yeah, in college.

[Francis]

Oh, no, I guess probably not.

[Bo]

Yale's very good. They won the national championship. They beat Quinnipiac. Yeah, that was pretty sick.

[Francis]

I feel like all the, like, east coast team or East Northeast teams are really good.

[Bo]

Bcbu Northeastern tend to be very good.

[Francis]

My grandfather played bu.

[Bo]

That's. That's great.

[Francis]

Yeah, it was cool.

[Bo]

The. But I don't think that the Ivies tend to be that competitive for the national championship, usually.

[Francis]

Ah, that makes sense. What about, like, Harvard? Harvard's got to be pretty competitive.

[Bo]

Some years they're good, but there are many years they're not. The bean pot is the big tournament in Boston.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Where they. All the Boston teams play each other.

[Francis]

Sick. We should go.

[Bo]

I don't go back for the bean pots. We should.

[Francis]

It's fucking sick, dude.

[Bo]

B.C. is like. What is it? B.C. perennial feeder to the NHL of top.

[Harry]

Quinnipiac and Harvard.

[Francis]

B.C. high.

[Harry]

B.C.

[Bo]

low.

[Francis]

That's where all the gay kids go.

[Bo]

We got to stop talking about hockey, because I don't think Ron.

[Francis]

Ron's on a podcast.

[Bo]

Got into it.

[Harry]

I just said, Marty Brodeur, and neither of you were like. Neither of you even were like, yes.

[Bo]

That's a name. Well, neither of us knows.

[Francis]

I don't know who that is.

[Bo]

Did his son play field hockey at Princeton? I mean, how else are we supposed to have a frame of reference for that?

[Harry]

Who else? I don't know any other Devils that were. But, I mean, Frank the Tank would probably be going nuts over this story.

[Bo]

He would be going nuts over Scott. Why did we bring this up? Brian Stevens had so much whip in his stick. Yeah, if I tried to play pass with it, it would just go. It would. I throw at somebody, and it would be a bounce pass every time.

[Francis]

I don't understand those people. Like, they released. They must release the ball.

[Bo]

Like, here he shot it so hard, it was scary.

[Francis]

Yeah. Comes out fast.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I got to. I got to get a stick back in my hands. I would really like to play hockey, to be honest. I'd love to get a good pond puck, honestly. Yeah, let's do that. And awesome.

[Harry]

Did you guys see that in Philly? There's been a guy who's. All the rivers and lakes and ponds in the Northeast are frozen over. Central park. Frozen over.

[Bo]

Hmm.

[Harry]

People are walking on Central Park.

[Francis]

Are we getting, like, a storm this weekend?

[Harry]

Allegedly. There's going to be 10 inches, but. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

[Francis]

I would love that.

[Harry]

I don't believe it. For a single.

[Bo]

Cover up the dog poop. Yeah.

[Francis]

Fresh layers right now. It's ugly out there, but it'll just be ugly.

[Harry]

Like.

[Francis]

No. A new layer, a new coat that freshens everything up.

[Harry]

A lot of our small government brothers and sisters with whom we work are there. I caught a gaggle of them yesterday pointing outside, being like, why haven't they cleaned this up yet?

[Francis]

Who is this?

[Harry]

Our small government brothers and sisters.

[Bo]

I get it now. I do.

[Harry]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Bo]

People who complain that government's too big, that there's government.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

And then they're like, someone should be cleaning up this snow.

[Francis]

Yeah. People were furious with Zo Run.

[Bo]

And you know who. You know who cleans up that snow?

[Francis]

Zoran.

[Bo]

Big government.

[Harry]

Big government cleans up the snow. You can't be complaining about the snow not getting cleaned up. And being a small government guy, either don't complain or be a big government guy.

[Bo]

I'm a medium government guy.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

I think I'm a healthy in between as well.

[Bo]

Medium.

[Francis]

Yeah. Like, I wouldn't hate having the snow cleared out.

[Harry]

See, I don't care about the snow being. I don't care about the snow being there. I'm small government to that and more

[Francis]

into, like, immigration and stuff like that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

My medium government. My medium government says you can have a visa, but you got to shovel a ton, a ton of snow to earn it.

[Harry]

Pull your way.

[Bo]

You see that block? That's yours.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

When you're done, come on over. You know what? City hall.

[Francis]

You know what I think is like, the. You know what I think is, like, almost embarrassing is the people who's. Their cars when they get snowed in, it's like, you gotta have some sense of, like, responsibility. Like, let's maybe free up the car.

[Harry]

Well, dude, unless you act fast like that, those cars are going to be there but act fat.

[Francis]

You gotta act fast.

[Harry]

I know, but those cars are going to be like found like a mosquito and amber.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. They're never coming out.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's gonna be like. Well, yeah, Ancient diseases are going to be in those cars when they finally come out.

[Francis]

They're stuck there literally forever.

[Harry]

And if there's a new wave of snow, they're going to be further crystallized

[Francis]

and then it's going to be like Covid, we're going to have just all those fucking things taken up the sides of the street. There's going to be massive mountains of snow with like a Toyota Corolla under them.

[Bo]

My theory, my theory as to why people aren't moving those or shoveling them out is that if it is so immersed in snow, they're not getting tickets.

[Francis]

True. So it's like free parking.

[Bo]

Yeah, well, yeah, because those cars are. They're not doing alternate side street. There's no street cleaning. Street cleaning suspended.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Which would mean that there'd be no tickets in the first place. So.

[Harry]

But if street cleaning is suspended, what are those brothers and sisters up to?

[Bo]

The street cleaners playing pool?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, they're.

[Bo]

They're at the hall. They're at the hall.

[Harry]

The billiards hall.

[Bo]

They're playing hall. Actually, no, they're all driving Zambonis.

[Harry]

Not ice.

[Bo]

Or cleaning up the ice for Tommy Stevens. Giving him fresh, fresh surface to work. Work on.

[Francis]

Do you think if you're in the figure skating in the Olympics.

[Bo]

I knew it was Kevin. It's not Tommy who the is Tommy Stevens.

[Francis]

Do you think you would rather skate fresh after the Zamboni or do you want the ice broken in? Because they don't. They don't redo the Zamboni in between every person. Actually, I don't think they. I think they might redo it once the whole time.

[Harry]

You probably want a little chop to it.

[Francis]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bo]

I don't know what happens if you toe pick in someone's old toe in

[Francis]

someone's old toe pick.

[Bo]

Then you're going exactly single and then.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's how you feel.

[Harry]

Yeah, but don't you want the. The tires to be hot though, like in the F1 movie?

[Francis]

Yeah, kind of.

[Bo]

Well, then you're. Then. Then you'd just be borrowing the skates from the person that went before you.

[Francis]

I mean, skating on some fresh ice is. It's good?

[Harry]

Is it nice?

[Francis]

It's nice, yeah.

[Harry]

See, I don't know.

[Bo]

That's like water skiing on glass to Call it. Yeah, that's why we wake up early for it.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Bo]

We'd say it's glass right now. Let's go.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

6:00am on the lake.

[Harry]

Yeah. So nice. I gotta get out to Banff with my brothers. That's what we should on that little

[Francis]

Banff trip we used to do.

[Bo]

Dock starts.

[Francis]

What's that?

[Bo]

That's where you sit on the dock and you have to have a little bit of slide.

[Francis]

We're on the water skiing.

[Bo]

Yeah. I don't know why you guys.

[Francis]

I thought we were still on ice skating, but, yeah, you could do both on Banff.

[Harry]

Honestly, you could water.

[Francis]

That's why I was thinking we go to Banff, we could do everything.

[Bo]

I'm ready for Banff.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'm there.

[Bo]

I'm ready for Banff. Margera.

[Francis]

Everyone that I know that's been to Banff said it's like the nicest place in on the planet.

[Harry]

Yeah, that might be my summer vacation this year. Close to it. Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. I've been trying to get the fellows up to Banff.

[Bo]

Bad up.

[Harry]

I would love to go to Banff.

[Francis]

Banff, you know, they got in Banff. Bull trout.

[Bo]

No, that's not a real thing. It is.

[Francis]

There's no way they're endangered bull trout. Yeah, they are just on the lake.

[Harry]

In the lake, everywhere.

[Bo]

The biggest lake trout.

[Francis]

Well, actually, no, not everywhere. They're very hard to find.

[Bo]

Is that a cross?

[Francis]

You can't say they're endangered and then say they're everywhere in the same sentence. People were furious at me about my comments about Dave's permit.

[Bo]

Why?

[Francis]

I don't know. They were like, come down to Florida. I'll get you on one of these in 30 seconds. Easiest fish in the world to catch. It's like, well, I don't live in Florida.

[Harry]

People were mad that we didn't call Dave, like, fat and gross enough either.

[Francis]

Yeah, they were mad at us.

[Harry]

Dave's fat and gross. Are you happy? Are people happy now?

[Francis]

Yeah, people were like, Maddie. People were like, tagging Shane. They were like, clear opening to just roast Dave here. And he didn't even take it. Like, I don't think any of us were really thinking about Dave like that.

[Harry]

He's bending me.

[Francis]

We were talking about his fish.

[Harry]

Anyways, you guys are out in the dock getting ready to launch. You guys are launching.

[Bo]

I like to. I like the direction we were going. Bull trap. I don't want to talk about dock starts.

[Francis]

Well, we're actually gonna be doing a lot of that in Banff.

[Bo]

Dock Starts you. You take a little slack.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Because you got to have a little slack so that the boat can accelerate. And then you throw the slack and it rips you off the boat dock. And it's a very risky game of if you have too much slack, then the boat's going so fast that your arms get ripped out of your sockets. But if you have too little slack, then you're not. The boat's not going to be going fast enough and you'll just fall into the water and have a hard time getting out. You want to. The whole point of the dock start is that you literally don't even get wet.

[Francis]

Yeah, but you get wet at the end.

[Bo]

Not if you're so good that you can actually let go of the rope and ski into the dock and sit down. I tried this.

[Francis]

That sounds like a way to get decapitated.

[Bo]

Really risky game. Smashed my knee on the ladder on the dock. Came in too hot. Blood everywhere. Bull trout coming in. Smelled the blood in the water.

[Harry]

School of bull trout.

[Bo]

School of bull. Yeah.

[Harry]

And people are just shooting the running of the bull trout.

[Bo]

Yes.

[Harry]

There's just Spanish men with scarves around their necks.

[Bo]

Bull trout. Bull trout. See red in the water, they charge.

[Francis]

Exactly.

[Bo]

That's what it is.

[Francis]

But I mean, I think this is. I think this is. Bamf is like the white whale for fish week. I think.

[Harry]

Okay, we work our way up to Banff.

[Bo]

What about Patagonia?

[Francis]

Well, I mean, Patagonia. See, the problem is I haven't really been to either, so I don't really know. Like, in my eyes, they're both amazing.

[Harry]

Patagonia is 23 hours to get there.

[Francis]

It's a, it's a hike.

[Harry]

Bam. We could take a three hour flight to Calgary and then a two hour drive.

[Bo]

That's.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

No way.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Banff isn't that far.

[Bo]

I think Banff's pretty far.

[Francis]

It's not. It's not very north.

[Bo]

Hey, Tyler, could you see how far Banff is?

[Francis]

It's definitely not as far as Argentina.

[Bo]

No, that's true.

[Francis]

Yeah. Patagonia.

[Harry]

Three, three hours to Calgary, maybe four to Calgary and then a two hour drive from there.

[Bo]

I always thought Banff was near sort of like Vancouver. I thought maybe we fly to Vancouver.

[Francis]

I think it's like sort of. I think it's like above, like Minnesota almost.

[Bo]

Oh, then maybe. Okay, yeah, maybe maybe like a little

[Francis]

above to the left.

[Bo]

I'll be in the Bloomington house of Comedy March 19th to the 21st Punchup Live. Francis Ellis, Bloomington, Minnesota. Basically Minneapolis close Though.

[Harry]

Well, there's a Bloomington, Indiana. I know a great Bloomington.

[Francis]

I know everyone says it's very nice there.

[Harry]

Cool. In Minnesota or Indiana?

[Francis]

Indiana.

[Bo]

Five hour flight to where? Alberta?

[Francis]

Calgary. Five hours.

[Harry]

And then how many. How many hours from Calgary to.

[Francis]

I mean, we'll be flying the boy dad jet, though.

[Bo]

Yeah, we will.

[Francis]

So we'll cut that down to 3.

[Bo]

Dave said if we surpass150,000 subscribers on YouTube, we get a jet.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's the hour and a half drop bad at all. And then especially because you're already in. You're pretty much already in Banff.

[Bo]

That's fine. That's fine.

[Francis]

Yeah. Hour and a half drive through Banff. We'll take it.

[Bo]

Yeah. Could we take the scenic route?

[Francis]

Yeah, every route's a scenic route.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's got to be scenic as hell up there.

[Francis]

They got bears, they got good fishing, they got water skiing off the dock.

[Bo]

Do you know what I was thinking about today? Here's what I was thinking about for my next wedding. Do you think I should. That you're gonna be. Huh.

[Harry]

That you're gonna be having or you're attending.

[Bo]

That I'm holding for myself.

[Harry]

Okay. Okay.

[Bo]

Do you think that I should go huge or humble?

[Francis]

The biggest anyone's ever gone.

[Bo]

Like, this is it. I'm not going through one of the

[Francis]

center of Times Square like fireworks shooting off.

[Bo]

It's like. It's like the half pipe runs in the Olympics. Like the first one. You want to lay it down.

[Francis]

Exactly.

[Bo]

You want to get something. Yeah. You're a little conservative.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And then you notice like, oh, shit, Japanese people. I got to go bigger.

[Francis]

Yeah, they're going bigger. I got to go bigger.

[Harry]

You want to medal with this wedding?

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You want to get on the prize?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

This may be my last Olympics.

[Francis]

Exactly.

[Bo]

So leave it all out there. I'm either. I'm either inviting everyone or I'm dying on the side of this fucking half pipe.

[Harry]

Well, what are. What are me and Sass more likely to get invited to?

[Bo]

No, you guys are both going to be invited to this one.

[Harry]

To the big.

[Francis]

To the big one.

[Bo]

Well, I mean, even if I don't do a big one, I think we. This is. We got to do it.

[Francis]

You never know.

[Bo]

And I was thinking about that and I thought to myself, if I invite Harry to my wedding, what are the odds that he sleeps through it?

[Francis]

None.

[Bo]

3pm wedding. Like, what are we talking? How can you make it? What would work for you?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

The only time I would ever sleep through something is if it was like, two. Like, if from the hours of like. Yeah, two.

[Bo]

Now, who do you think is going to have their next wedding first, Me or Harry?

[Francis]

Interesting. Interesting question.

[Bo]

Who do you think's getting married first again for the first time?

[Francis]

Yes.

[Harry]

I guess I could say you.

[Francis]

I mean, you're already planning the wedding.

[Bo]

Yeah, but that's just because I'm bored

[Harry]

just putting a down payment on a venue before. You have a spouse.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You have a woman.

[Bo]

Yeah. She's gonna have to like it. Yeah, which is why she's not gonna speak English.

[Francis]

Do you want a big wedding or a small wedding?

[Harry]

I have both.

[Francis]

I'm hoping you say really big.

[Bo]

Well, this is why, because we could. We could do wedding and Banff and kill two birds with. No, no, no, no, no, no. Whole week.

[Francis]

I'm all for that.

[Bo]

Fish wedding.

[Harry]

I don't see a fish wedding.

[Francis]

What's the soonest we could get that going?

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Francis]

But let's put.

[Bo]

Let's put it this way. Ready? We're gonna say. We're gonna say you're gonna have two food options for dinner. Either bull trout or what else? I don't know.

[Francis]

You can't eat it, especially at a wedding.

[Bo]

Why not?

[Harry]

It's trout. What do you mean? Preserve it over some Pharaoh?

[Francis]

Serve an endangered species as your wedding meal?

[Bo]

Well, this is my last wedding. Now, that's the whole point. We've got to go big.

[Francis]

It'll be the last wedding where they're ever serving bull trout.

[Bo]

Hey, everybody. Here's a. Here's a helping. An entree of bull trout with a side of eagle. Eagle jerky.

[Harry]

Some. Some dodo.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Meat.

[Francis]

Are bald eagles in danger and everywhere or just America?

[Bo]

No, I don't even think they're endangered anymore. I think. I think. I think we got to clear that up.

[Francis]

Yeah, I think.

[Bo]

I think we need to actually kind

[Harry]

of get them endangered again.

[Bo]

I think we need to do some trimming.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

There's too many.

[Francis]

You don't want to see.

[Bo]

No, they're a pest.

[Francis]

You should see one a lifetime.

[Harry]

They're like. They're like the wild boars.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

They're like feral hogs, where we should be able to just get in a helicopter and mow down eagles with a big gun. Flock eagles.

[Bo]

I've been wanting to kill eagles for a while.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Do they even flock? Like, have they ever been in flocks of eagles? I know.

[Francis]

I think they roll solo.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Wolves are confusing because they all go in a wolf pack, but they'll also be lone wolves.

[Francis]

Yeah, Well, I think if you see

[Bo]

a lone wolf, you know, it's sick.

[Francis]

Is that true?

[Bo]

No. I don't know. I just think so.

[Francis]

I didn't know if you meant, like, literally sick or.

[Harry]

It could be mentally. It could be mentally going through some stuff.

[Bo]

I think it's got something. And the other wolves said, get out. Get out of here.

[Francis]

Do you think it's ever actually really alone? Or is it like. What is it, like, 15ft away from its boys?

[Harry]

No, there's.

[Francis]

Taking a tea, taking a breather.

[Bo]

I think it's alone.

[Harry]

I think that. But they have bipolar disorder.

[Francis]

Oh, I see.

[Bo]

Did you ever see that Liam Neeson movie where he fights the wolves?

[Francis]

I know where you're. What's it called?

[Bo]

I don't know. It was awesome.

[Francis]

Dude, I know what you're talking about.

[Harry]

The revenants.

[Francis]

It's snow something.

[Bo]

Snow wolf. I don't know. I mean, his plane crashes and then he.

[Harry]

Oh, yes, I have seen that.

[Bo]

What is it?

[Harry]

The gray.

[Bo]

Gray.

[Francis]

What a great name.

[Bo]

That was a good movie.

[Harry]

Never seen it so good.

[Bo]

That was a good one.

[Francis]

I don't know if we hold up,

[Bo]

though, but I remember at one point he, like, tapes glass shards to his hands and fights him hand to hand.

[Francis]

Dude, if you taped glass shards to your hand and you tried to, like, attack a wolf with it, you would, like, slap the wolf and the glass shards would just fall off of your hand.

[Harry]

Thinking that he put it on the palm of his hand is so funny that he's not punching the wolves, but he went and was slapped.

[Francis]

I don't even think that would affect them.

[Harry]

A wolf. I think if you got them in the right spot, they got thick skin. But, like, the eyeball, you got to go for, like, the mouth and the eyeball. Yeah, true.

[Bo]

You're thinking of like some sort of crocodile.

[Francis]

No, No.

[Bo]

I don't know that wolves have the skin, you think?

[Francis]

They definitely do.

[Bo]

Where'd you get that?

[Francis]

For wild animals, they all do.

[Harry]

They have maybe thick fur.

[Bo]

Thick fur for great rugs.

[Francis]

No, they get in. They get in battles to the death, like, every day.

[Bo]

Oh, you're talking scar tissue.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

All right, Maybe.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Who was talking about wolves? That you, like. You, like, cut the wolves. You're supposed to cut the wolves tongue. And then they start, like. They don't realize that they're bleeding out or something like that. They start, like, licking themselves and they don't realize that they're bleeding out or some shit like that.

[Bo]

Seems like a really slow Way to kill a wolf.

[Francis]

Yeah. I feel like there's got to be a better way than that.

[Bo]

I mean, if you can get off

[Francis]

their tongue, you can get hold of

[Bo]

the tip of a wolf's tongue and

[Harry]

just a couple cuts and then you let it go on its own.

[Bo]

Take that knife that you're cutting its tongue with and cut its throat.

[Harry]

No. No.

[Bo]

How about a couple stabs to the belly? What do you. Wait, what, what, what are you like a girl? Like a high school girl trying to like thousand cuts. Yeah.

[Harry]

Bully it to death.

[Bo]

I'm just going to play rumors about this wolf.

[Harry]

Best way to kill a wolf is to put a burn book out.

[Bo]

Yeah, exactly.

[Harry]

Read it.

[Bo]

I'm going to feed this wolf like protein bar thinks are dietary and watch it get fat.

[Francis]

Grapes and chocolate. You know the easiest way to kill a wolf is to scatter grapes along its nest.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Along its rest.

[Harry]

And then wait nine years for kidney failure. It's the best way to kill a wolf. That Liam Neeson movie is sick though.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I haven't.

[Bo]

I haven't.

[Francis]

I feel like I haven't watched like a banger of a movie in a while. I'm about to finish Mad Men.

[Bo]

I watched Eddington.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Bo]

Pretty great call.

[Francis]

Yeah. Pretty slow.

[Bo]

Awesome. Yeah. Did you watch it? You like it? I loved it.

[Francis]

Isn't the ending insane?

[Bo]

Oh my God. He's got the gigantic anti aircraft Tommy gun.

[Francis]

That was crazy.

[Bo]

It was so good. It was so good.

[Francis]

I also thought it was just like. I thought it was like funny and I liked the. The COVID stuff. Like I thought it was. I don't know, I thought it was a good story.

[Bo]

There was some really funny stuff in it. I don't know why that didn't get more hype. I don't know why I missed that one.

[Francis]

I think it did when it. When it first came out.

[Bo]

Did it?

[Francis]

Yeah, I think, I think people were talking about.

[Bo]

It was awesome.

[Harry]

We gotta have an Oscar party.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. Just as guys up in Banff. That'd be nice.

[Francis]

When are the Oscars?

[Harry]

March 15 or some shit like that.

[Francis]

Have you guys heard anything about the podcast nominees?

[Harry]

I fear that Polar is going to have our ass licked again.

[Francis]

Polar's going for the triple crown.

[Bo]

You saw that. You saw that Rogan didn't submit, right?

[Francis]

Yeah. See that? Yeah, I. I think he said it was what, like a hundred bucks or. It was like some. The fee was like pretty small. It was like 500 bucks or some.

[Bo]

Well, what. Whatever the case, I mean the fact that there's a fee is ridiculous.

[Francis]

Well, yeah, I think that's how it works.

[Bo]

Applying to a condominium pay to play.

[Harry]

It is. I don't like it at all because anybody that could afford it, it's not like they need that money now. They're just trying to gouge us. And for what? Yeah, it's like when you. You have to like pay like a processing fee when you go to a small country or some like that, like, for like their visa to use their visa. It's like 20 bucks to a person at a desk. It's like they're just taking the 20 bucks. Yeah, whoever at the Oscars is just taking that money, by the way. You boys see ashes? You see these ashes?

[Francis]

Ashes going, would you give up?

[Harry]

Did you ask it? Yeah, I got ashes. I haven't given anything up yet. I don't know what to give up.

[Francis]

That's crazy.

[Harry]

I literally was walking past a priest on stream today and I was like, can I get some ashes? He was like, just hit me on the spot. He did a drive by Ashing.

[Francis]

I don't know if that counts.

[Harry]

He was wearing a dress.

[Francis]

That definitely doesn't count.

[Harry]

All priests are always wearing dresses. What are you talking about? But men of the frock dresses, that's what priests wear. Frogs.

[Francis]

No, no.

[Bo]

It's too bad you didn't get ash. We could have called you Ashy Harry.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Wow. That would have been good, actually.

[Harry]

Harry would have been so good, actually.

[Bo]

Harry.

[Francis]

So you got the ashes, but you got nothing to give up.

[Harry]

I don't think you have to give up something when you get the ashes.

[Francis]

Yeah, you do.

[Harry]

No, you don't.

[Bo]

I'm giving up Ash.

[Francis]

It's good. That's smart.

[Bo]

I said to myself, I've been way too reliant on ash lately.

[Harry]

Why don't you give up everything?

[Francis]

Why don't you give up alcohol?

[Harry]

Yeah, that's a good idea. You could use.

[Francis]

You could use a little break, dry out.

[Harry]

I wouldn't mind drying out. I've already broken it, though. I had Hennessy this morning.

[Francis]

Oh, really?

[Harry]

I had Hennessy cupcakes with a Hennessy shooter inside.

[Francis]

Hell yeah. In the Bronx.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

How's the Bronx?

[Harry]

It. It's awesome. Yeah, I think it's. It's. I saw two. I was there for three hours. I saw two white people. Yeah, there's only two white people in the whole Bronx.

[Francis]

And it's what it was. Chef Donnie and his brother.

[Harry]

Is that where they used to live?

[Bo]

Ye. Yeah.

[Francis]

We went up to their place.

[Harry]

Oh, Harlem Harlem has more whites than the Bronx. Yeah, there are none. One of them was a crackhead. Like, a clear crackhead. Like, there was a door that was just, like, cracked open, playing the loudest music ever. And I went up to the door and put my ear up to it, and then a crackhead snuck up behind me and asked for a dollar.

[Bo]

Spooked me. Oh, guys, I had a bad moment recently. I forgot to tell you about this crackhead. Yeah. But I don't know what. What he was on, but I was on the subway, and I was sitting down, and a guy came on. It was pretty packed. There's a guy to my left looking down in this guy. You smell them before you saw. Yeah, I mean, the crack, like the center of a pile of leaves and fall that had been left out.

[Harry]

Petrichor for months.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Bo]

Yeah, Just like, snap your fingers and he's gonna catch fire.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Either way, really, really tough. And he came up to me and this other guy, and we're sitting down, and he has a dollar in his hand, and he goes like this to us.

[Harry]

What was he showing off?

[Bo]

Yeah, I got more than you.

[Francis]

Check this out.

[Bo]

Yeah, you got one of these. But anyway, I. I made the mistake of looking up at him and going, I'm sorry, I don't have any cash.

[Harry]

He said, broke boy.

[Bo]

The guy to my left made no acknowledgment of him.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And as soon as I did that, he stepped back and started going like this.

[Harry]

At you?

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah. So my face was going.

[Harry]

You hit him with the Neo and go.

[Bo]

I was scared. No, no, no, it's this. That's funny.

[Harry]

You were scared.

[Bo]

I was pretty spooked because I'm sitting down. You know what I mean? You're not in a defensive position. Completely vulnerable.

[Francis]

Vulnerable.

[Bo]

So it's when he stepped back and he was doing this. So then I. I had to make a decision, which was, I want to be prepared to defend myself. I don't know what the fuck this guy's gonna do. Complete lunatic. And I stood up, and I worried that standing up, he would take as a.

[Francis]

Did you show your teeth?

[Harry]

I hope you didn't.

[Bo]

No, I didn't. I pulled two. Two shards of glass out of my pocket, taped them to my wrist, and I said, next time I see that tongue, buddy, you have a couple rough months.

[Harry]

You were fingering some grapes in your pocket. Ready to kill him?

[Bo]

No, But I stood up and he. He kind of, like, continued now, and he was, like, sneering, and he's like that. And I. Then I was wearing my nice coat.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And I remember thinking, like, I can't fight with a coat on now. Can't protect myself. Who do I trust to hold my coat while I'm rolling around with this petri dish?

[Francis]

Couldn't you just, like, move to the car over, though?

[Bo]

Dude, it was packed, and we were in between stations.

[Francis]

Oh, no.

[Bo]

And then finally we stopped, and I did get off.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So who'd you decide? Who'd you give the Laura piano?

[Bo]

Well, there was a nice Asian woman. It was my Hermes coat. It was a nice Asian woman that I felt like if I hand this to her, and I'm. I'm choking this guy out on the. On the floor of the subway. I trust that woman. When he's unconscious, she'll still be here holding it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You know, she said, wrong choice, buddy. Yeah.

[Bo]

Look up, guys. Dead. I'm like, where the hell?

[Harry]

Your coach is whipping around the corner as the door closes.

[Bo]

Damn it.

[Francis]

So did you give her your coat?

[Bo]

No, I. I just stepped away, but I was. If he. I was watching him the whole time, and he's watching me, and he's making these menacing motions and.

[Francis]

Did you say anything or react?

[Bo]

No, I kind of stood up. You look around. I mean, everyone's, like, playing this game of, like, pretend like nothing wrong is happening.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Everyone's keeping their heads down.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And there's this. That's the tough thing about the New York crazy person on the subway situation is, like, if you play that way. If you play, like, just keep my head down, don't. Maybe they won't notice me. You're opening yourself up to. To get in. Fuck. Like, you're no defensive position at all.

[Francis]

Yeah. That's kind of how I do it, to be honest.

[Bo]

And then.

[Francis]

And then turn the music up a little louder.

[Bo]

Yeah, but that's.

[Francis]

Get ready to be ready for the stabbing.

[Bo]

Yeah. Okay. You're like, what's the last song I want to hear?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Bladed his stance.

[Bo]

Yeah. I don't know, man.

[Francis]

But I also have gotten out and just switched cars.

[Bo]

That's what I did.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Well, I think that you were in no risk of him actually having a gun, because he didn't even have money.

[Bo]

Yeah, right.

[Harry]

He's not gonna have a gun and no money. If so, he would just rob people. You know what I mean?

[Bo]

Or pawn the gun. Guns are worth some money. Yeah.

[Harry]

Guns are worth a hundred bucks at least.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

No matter what, aren't guns, like, weirdly cheap?

[Bo]

Some guns are.

[Francis]

Yeah. Like, I'm pretty Sure. Like a gun costs less than like a PlayStation.

[Harry]

A PlayStations are. I mean, I saw used PlayStations in the Bronx today for $449. I mean, that's insane.

[Bo]

Is that a lot?

[Francis]

Buy a. Yeah, that's a terrible deal.

[Bo]

Yeah, it's a terrible deal.

[Harry]

Use. You could buy an arsenal of guns

[Francis]

for that hundred all the. That's 30 guns at least. I'm pretty sure a good gun only runs you like 30 bucks. These. No, no, that can't be true.

[Bo]

I don't know about a good one. No.

[Francis]

Solid gun.

[Bo]

That's a. Hand me down.

[Francis]

No, no. Good guy.

[Harry]

That's a second.

[Bo]

That's the guy. The gun the guy in the subway had. Yeah.

[Francis]

Maybe it's like 40 for the handles

[Bo]

in a tattered piece of coat.

[Harry]

Yeah. Or that's like the sticky gun from Home Alone. Remember Home Alone 2? There's like a guy's like, what happens to the gun?

[Francis]

It gets really covered in like syrup.

[Bo]

That's a gun. When you take it off your hand, you got like residue all over your palm.

[Francis]

You press it once and the trigger just stays.

[Bo]

It makes that sound like a toy gun blows bubbles.

[Francis]

Did you guys ever have any toy guns?

[Bo]

Sure did.

[Francis]

What you have?

[Bo]

Those were the only ones I had.

[Francis]

Airsoft, Paintball, Nerf.

[Bo]

I was more of a Nerf guy.

[Francis]

Yeah, I had Nerf.

[Bo]

Nerf was great, but it was expensive.

[Francis]

Nerf was great. The problem is that you just lose the bullets constantly.

[Bo]

Yeah, exactly.

[Francis]

You'd play with it for 15 minutes and you'd be like, okay, now I have four bullets and I started with 600.

[Bo]

Yeah. Did you ever have a Super Soaker?

[Francis]

I don't remember. I don't think so.

[Bo]

I think I had the CPS 2000.

[Francis]

I'm not from up.

[Harry]

They're just throwing numbers on those things.

[Bo]

That's the Constant Pressure System 2000.

[Francis]

Oh, wow.

[Bo]

The automatic actually power wash your porch.

[Francis]

I had. I had. I had Nerf guns. And then I got a rubber band gun, which was sick. Those were fun. We used to go to Lake Placid for hockey tournaments and everyone would bring the rubber band guns. And we would have like big battles in the hall in the hotel.

[Bo]

Wow.

[Francis]

It was fun as shoot the rubber bands.

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you could make those.

[Harry]

You can just do it on your hand, basically, if you just wrap it around.

[Francis]

Yeah. But you could also get like one where you could like load up like six rubber bands. That's pretty cool rifle. Yeah, it's pretty sick. And then I got A BB gun, which was cool.

[Bo]

I wasn't allowed to have those.

[Francis]

Well, it was my grandpa's, and he gave it to me, and I. I brought it home and my parents were furious. Yeah, I got to use it like three times.

[Bo]

What'd you kill?

[Francis]

Nothing. I just shot cans. Oh, it was pretty crazy. It would go through both sides. Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, what did he do? How did he break it in?

[Francis]

I think they used to use it to shoot. I think it wasn't his. It was his sisters maybe, and she had dogs, and. And the neighbor's dogs would come over and try to. Their dogs. So she would shoot them in the butt and they would run away.

[Bo]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That's insane.

[Bo]

You had a.

[Francis]

Interesting upbringing.

[Harry]

Just get a fence. Where was this?

[Francis]

I have no idea.

[Harry]

So insane. The dogs are just coming over. Have you guys watched that new show on hbo, Neighbors Mouse. So good.

[Francis]

No, I actually just thought yesterday.

[Harry]

It's basically just disputes between neighbors.

[Bo]

Who's in it?

[Harry]

It's not. It's a real. It's like, real.

[Bo]

Oh.

[Harry]

But one of the guys, like the main guy in the first episode, just like, he bought a land, probably Montana or something like that, and horses are just constantly coming onto his land.

[Francis]

And he's killing the horses.

[Harry]

No, but they just hit there.

[Francis]

I was gonna say that's crazy.

[Harry]

With a BB gun.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Just shooting them in there.

[Bo]

Horse is delicious.

[Francis]

So I've never had it.

[Harry]

You would love it.

[Francis]

I did have the meatballs from IKEA when I was younger, though.

[Bo]

So you may have.

[Harry]

Which are horse? Those are horses.

[Francis]

They were horse, for sure.

[Harry]

Guys. The Game Time app gives the advantage to the fans with constant innovation. That's how you unlock amazing tickets and experiences in just a few taps. It's so simple to use. The Game Time guarantee means you get 100 authentic tickets on time and at the best price with no surprises and fees included in the price. You see, what you see is what you pay for. And I mean, imagine. Imagine the events that you could go to. Imagine if somebody had their wedding in the round and you could buy tickets via Game Time. It would truly be the best thing that you could ever get. I mean, if you want to go to a hockey game, if you want to go see where Scott Stevens used to play with the Devils. There's so many ways that you can enjoy game time, and the tickets are always there. Just a couple taps and you're in the game. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with every type of event. With Game time, download the GameTime app. Create an account use code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase term to apply again, create an account redeem code boydad for $20 off. Download the Gametime app today.

[Bo]

Guys, I'll tell you what. I'm having a lot of fun on the league. It is the stating app that I. I find is just has a much better sense of the type of people that I'll click with it. We are all busy. We all know that dating shouldn't feel like the least efficient part of our lives. I felt that before, before I had the league, you know, I was like, where am I supposed to meet the person for my next wedding? I really had no idea. I'm on the road a lot. Life moves fast and dating should be able to keep up. Dating apps have trained people to browse endlessly. I was just flicking, you know, I lost sense that the people that were appearing in front of me were real people. It felt like I was just like trading through trading cards. And that's not right. You know what I mean? That's not the way you're supposed to evaluate a potential lover or a mate or a first date or whatever. And then I found the league and I've been having a lot of fun. I've got some great conversations going with these amazing women that I have connected with on there. And you know, who knows, maybe I'll be cooking up some dates. We'll see. But definitely have a lot more belief in this app than I have in previous dating app endeavors.

[Harry]

It's the best. It should be fun, right?

[Bo]

It should be fun. And I had a really good batch today. Really good batch. Yeah. Some major contenders so damn happy for women who will dump me soon. Anyway, the league is thoughtfully curated to keep the community high, quality and intentional. This is not about exclusivity. It's about efficiency and quality. Date in a way that respects your time and your standards. Join me on the league, download the app and apply today.

[Francis]

All righty. Let's talk about Kraken. This February, funding your Kraken account could earn you a serious bonus. From February 2nd to March 2nd, Kraken will match 3% of your net deposits capped at $1 million. That's up to $30,000 in bonus value just for moving cash or crypto to Kraken. To join, opt in through the Kraken app and make sure auto earn is turned on when you do. After that, you're in. Just deposit, hold and earn your match. Your bonus lands after the promotion ends. Learn [e-mail] FDM terms apply, not investment advice. Crypto trading involves risk of loss and is offered to U.S. customers, excluding New York and Maine through PayWord Interactive, Inc. And we love using Kraken. I love using Kraken and I'm really fired up about this bonus value just for moving my cash or crypto to Kraken again, that is Kraken.

[Harry]

Guys, if your hair isn't playing like it did in your 20s, it might be time for a real comeback and not a workaround. Because throwing a hat on isn't a strategy. Nutrafol supports healthier hair from within. It's physician formulated, clinically tested and recommended by dermatologists to give you a clear, legitimate plan so you can stop covering up and start showing up with confidence. Nutrafol now offers hair growth supplements tailored to men at every age because the root causes of thinning change over time. And your routine should to Nutriful men is for ages 18 to 49 and will help improve hair and achieve thicker, fuller hair in three to six months and new Nutrafold Men 50 plus is the first and only product specifically formulated for men who are 50 plus. Start Nutrafol today and make the hat optional. Visit neutral foil.com and enter promo code boydad for $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping. Find out why Neutrophil is the best selling hair growth supplement [e-mail] spelled n u t r a f o l.com promo code boydad that's neutrophil.com promo code

[Francis]

boydad yeah, and then I got Airsoft guns. As I got older, Airsoft guns were never fun though. I never even.

[Harry]

I still don't know what they are.

[Francis]

It's like BB guns but it's like light pellets so it doesn't like hurt like BB gun. If you shot. If I shot you with a BB gun, it would kill like you'd be like, you'd probably scream. But if you got shot with it, like I got. I used to get. Me and my friends used to just shoot each other point blank with Airsoft guns.

[Bo]

Airsoft's fine.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

I mean there's that plastic.

[Francis]

Yeah. But they have like, like CO2 powered ones, which. Those ones would hurt a lot.

[Bo]

Can you kill animals with the Airsoft gun?

[Francis]

Maybe like a super strong one. You could kill like a squirrel but like you'd.

[Harry]

It would have to be execution style.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You'd have to have the squirrel kneeling in front of you.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And shoot it like Boondock saints.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You fell funny. The departed.

[Harry]

Yeah. Departed.

[Francis]

Classic kill a squirrel.

[Bo]

Throw people off the scent from the fact that you're struggling with your sexuality. Show up to practice the next day, act every. Like everything's normal.

[Harry]

Didn't. Was that like there's something like there's some lore about that line that he felt funny.

[Bo]

Yeah, he invented it. Yeah, I saw that clip.

[Harry]

Yeah. What was that?

[Bo]

It was like he. He was like, wouldn't it be dark if I said that?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And then he had thought of other stuff.

[Francis]

But if you leave the camera rolling, she felt funny.

[Bo]

But if you keep the camera rolling,

[Francis]

Ray stops and looks at me and

[Harry]

I go, yeah, I get it, I

[Francis]

get it, I get it. Now you could end the scene there,

[Bo]

but if you leave the camera. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. And it gets worse and worse, this stuff. Oh, yeah, that's. That's what it was.

[Harry]

He.

[Bo]

He was like, what if we did. What if you keep the camera? Was that Matt Damon that was talking about it? Yeah. That's really good.

[Francis]

Wow, that's interesting. I didn't know that.

[Bo]

It was really good.

[Francis]

That movie's so good.

[Bo]

Yeah, I gotta watch that again.

[Francis]

Same.

[Harry]

I rewatched the Town and right after all they were telling their stories about it and they said that the story of. Of them driving up and the cop was just there while they all like. Or with their like semi automatic weapons of that that like really happened.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, I heard that too. That.

[Bo]

That, that wasn't planned.

[Harry]

No, that. That. That happened to. They were like interviewing inmates and one of the inmates had had that experience.

[Bo]

Oh my God, that's amazing.

[Harry]

And he just declined to.

[Bo]

That's what I would do if I were the cop.

[Francis]

I like that. My favorite scene is the flower when. This is when Ben Affleck goes back to the flower shop at the end.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You think you're the only guy in Charlestown with a gun?

[Bo]

You're gonna do this for me the

[Harry]

same way I clip.

[Bo]

Get it?

[Harry]

Daddy's nuts.

[Francis]

We always make fun of our friend Derek Drescher because he got an argument with like a comedian and he. And he sent them like a. His address and he goes, come by for dinner anytime. And that's like what he says. And he's like, 515 Bunker Hill. Stop by anytime.

[Bo]

Yeah,

[Francis]

yeah, it's a banger.

[Bo]

That's a good one.

[Harry]

Our. Our Uber driver coming back from the Bronx. It was. He was a Mexican speaking man. Yeah, he spoke Mexican fluently. And on our way back, like, I was just zoned out on my phone. Once we got into Manhattan. And a guy, just a ball guy, came out of nowhere and slammed the window. Was like, next time, I'm gonna you up. And the. The driver was like, I'm not the right one. Like, you better, like, if you're gonna do it. If you're gonna say you do it, you actually do it. You and your family. I was, like, shocked. Ian, the camera guy, I was like, film this, bro.

[Bo]

What the is it?

[Harry]

I was like, what happened? And he said, like, he tried to, like, cut in from the right, but it was like this big, bald white guy with his, like, dog hanging out of his pickup truck. Clearly not built for Manhattan. And then the rest of the drive home, our driver just had his middle finger in the rear view. Just constantly pivot him off. He's like, I've been arrested three times for this. I was like, jesus Christ, dude. He's like, pick the wrong one. So I jumped, like, really scared. I was, like, so shocked.

[Francis]

Someone smashing the window like, that is, like, horrifying.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So I was zoned out. That's a crazy person.

[Francis]

Someone who's just banging the window.

[Bo]

Yeah. God.

[Francis]

That's someone who's looking to fight. And along with the cab driver.

[Harry]

Yeah, but the driver was like, why

[Bo]

you get back here?

[Harry]

Why he got back in his car?

[Francis]

Those guys.

[Harry]

I mean, afterwards, we were like. We're like, we have your back, dude. We'll that guy up. But I was not putting my. I wasn't gonna say a word to that guy while he was there pretending.

[Francis]

Yeah, I feel like the. I feel like that, like, cab drivers or Uber drivers. I feel like that job has to be up there with, like, the intensity and stress levels of, like, the people that have to stand outside of, like, LaGuardia and blow the whistle.

[Bo]

Oh, my God, for hours.

[Harry]

They're permanently just cortisol boiling.

[Francis]

Yeah, just.

[Harry]

Just up here.

[Bo]

Yeah. That is. That is a great observation.

[Francis]

Those guys are. I mean, they must have to.

[Bo]

They show up.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

You have to, like. You have to, like, get into an argument with your girlfriend before you come to work.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'd imagine.

[Bo]

It's all right, lady. Listen, I'm not really feeling it today. Can you just tell me, like, I don't support our kids the way you

[Harry]

wish I did, or, like, like, hey, I did. I didn't cheat, but I'm gonna tell you.

[Bo]

Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna need you. I needed. I'm feeling. I need an extra push today.

[Harry]

It's like that when that D tackle on the Jaguars used to have the strength and conditioning Coach slap him. Yeah.

[Bo]

He walks out the door and he's like, that has no idea. I just wish she'd keep it moving. All right, let's keep it moving. Let's keep it moving. All right. I'm in the zone.

[Francis]

I'd imagine they had those people on, like, the same, like, the same, like, ritual that they had the girl from wizard of Oz on. Just like, pow. Fill them up with coke in the morning. Just power them down with Xanax as soon as the ship's over.

[Harry]

That's what was happening on to Judy Garland.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. What? Yeah. You didn't heard that?

[Bo]

Yeah, I've heard something like that.

[Francis]

They just had her on a schedule.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Filled her. They would just pump cocaine and Xanax.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

She was living.

[Francis]

I mean, I don't know if it was those exactly, but, you know, it's always been the same thing.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It's just different names.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

What?

[Harry]

That's why she was acting like that.

[Francis]

I don't. Yeah, I think. I mean, I think they were like. Yeah, they her up pretty bad, you know. That's Hollywood, though. Yeah.

[Harry]

They were abusing her, too.

[Francis]

I'm sure that's the price you pay for being great.

[Bo]

I went to dinner last night at this at 11 Madison Park.

[Harry]

Oh, that place is great.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I love their sommelier.

[Bo]

Yes.

[Francis]

Are they still going? Only no meat?

[Bo]

No, they switched back. We talked about this before the show a little bit, which is why this is funny. But they're. They switched back. They have the meat again. They have the duck. That's their famous dish.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

But get this. This was cool. You know how when you go to those nice places. I don't know why I'm looking at you, Harry. They'll often bring you back into the kitchen as part of, like, the gimmick.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Bo]

Have you been to, like. You've been to some of those places?

[Harry]

I don't think I've ever been back in the kitchen. I've been a place that faced the kit, like, face the kitchen. I don't think I've ever been invited back.

[Francis]

I've never been invited back.

[Bo]

If you ask. If you go to, like, one of the. Like, you've. Didn't you guys go to Berner down with Big Cat and stuff?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But we didn't get to go on the back.

[Bo]

If you would ask, they often, they'll. They'll.

[Harry]

You tell me. I could have gone to the kitchen in Bernardin.

[Bo]

They have, like, a whole thing. It's like a gimmick Thing I wasn't a big corner.

[Francis]

That guy. If I'm being real.

[Bo]

What's that?

[Francis]

I said I wasn't a big fan. If I'm going to be real.

[Bo]

That one's probably the most formal.

[Harry]

All of my memories today on my photos is me at Bernardin. I have tons of fucking Bernardin. Like, this is a fucking Bernardin meal. Fucking. There's another Bernardin. Multiple memories at different meals at Bernardin.

[Bo]

I've never been there. I think that one's the most fancy. 11. Madison park is a little more laid back, but I was there with a buddy of mine who works in the wine industry, so he had gotten his family's wine onto the menu. So it was kind of like a. A work dinner.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

For him. And anyway, they brought us the wine. His wine is called Knightsbridge. It's from California. It's really good.

[Harry]

Nice. What and what. What great did they. They have on the menu?

[Bo]

Well, we drank some of their Chardonnay, which paired really well with the lobster. That was. It was part.

[Harry]

They have the butter.

[Bo]

You know, dude, they've put his family's wine on the reserve wine pairing, which is incredibly important because that place has a wine list that has 45,000 different bottles on it. And if you're not actually part of one of the pairings, your wine's never going to get consumed.

[Francis]

It's going to be collecting dust.

[Bo]

Like the odds of someone flicking through find. Oh, page 894. Yeah, that one looks good. No way. They brought us in the back and they brought us into the wine cellar, which was really cool. Was it like.

[Francis]

Was it like a full wine?

[Harry]

It was like the Gringotts Vault.

[Francis]

Was it like an office building?

[Harry]

You had to ride a tram car like you're in Donkey Kong to get there.

[Bo]

I don't think they had all the wine in that particular. In that one spot, but they had like whatever 4,000, 5,000 bottles there. So they knew that I was from Maine. And he pulled out a. An allagash beer from 2015.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Bo]

That he'd been like aging and it was like dusty and specific out, you know, release from that year. And he poured it for us and it was truly the best beer I've ever had in my entire. No, ice cold and perfectly fizzy.

[Francis]

Amazing.

[Bo]

That was probably one of the highlights. Then as we were walking back out, you know they have stations in the kitchen.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And they have a coffee station, like an espresso station. And I just casually was like, oh, that's the GS3 from La Marzoca. And immediately the barista person was like, what'd you say? You know, fucking coffee.

[Harry]

That must have been so nice for you.

[Bo]

Let me tell you then. So I'm like, can you just walk me through like your guys process? Because they have the GS3 machine, but then it's all wired under this thing. And then they have two like group heads that are separate, which is like the. What you attach the basket, the portafilter to and comes out anyway. They were like, I'm like, yeah, I'm getting into espresso. This whole journey. I just brought. Bought a line of microp and they. She was like, let's make one. Yeah, let's make one. Let's make a cappuccino. And I'm like, oh my God, are you sure? She was like, I'll make one. And then you make one.

[Harry]

What?

[Bo]

And I was like, and now, now the staff is gathering around because we were the 8pm seating and they like kept us. They were just giving us all kinds of fun cool shit.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

So by now it was like 12:15 and we were the only people left in the restaurant. And so they like cleaned everything up.

[Francis]

So you were there for four hours?

[Bo]

I mean, we walked out at 12:45. We were there for four hours and 45 minutes.

[Francis]

Jesus Christ.

[Bo]

Yeah, it was tough.

[Harry]

That's like a true third space. Like that's not your home, it's not your work, but you spend five hours there.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

What the fuck?

[Francis]

That's insane. Yeah, that's nice.

[Harry]

So you had the masters watching you

[Bo]

craft beans, all the staff. Because I was making jokes and like.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And everyone, they were pretty much done for the night so everyone could relax. And they had this one guy who I guess competes in barista competitions. And that's a thing, by the way. Yeah. And he was like, I finished third in this regional thing or something. I was like, holy shit. He's like. I was like, can you teach me latte art? Because that's the one thing that's really still. I'm not even close.

[Francis]

No stuff.

[Bo]

Yeah. And he's like, yeah, absolutely. So he taught me. He. He taught me how to steam the milk. You know, you put the wand in 15 degrees, you got to have the sound like it's tearing paper. And then he got me to the right texture of the milk, but I fucked up the heart. And everyone was like. And they started clapping for me. I'm like, that doesn't look like a fucking heart.

[Francis]

Yeah, looks like a tumor.

[Bo]

What are you talking about? Don't give me these pity claps. Madison park staff.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

This needs to. This needs a cardiologist badly.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So swollen ventricle.

[Bo]

But. But to make a cappuccino from the 11 Madison park gear with their staff in front of them was like a highlight. Yeah, it's pretty cool for me of my coffee life.

[Francis]

That Allagash sounds nice.

[Bo]

Allagash was awesome.

[Harry]

Did that get you off the wagon?

[Francis]

That's my highlight. Yeah. I'm living through that.

[Harry]

Allagash, do you like Whit beers? You like?

[Francis]

Love it.

[Harry]

I don't. You like them?

[Bo]

Well, the white is the beer that they're known for. But I don't really like that one. I find it too.

[Harry]

I just don't like Belgian beers in general.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I'm part Belgian. Belgian.

[Bo]

Okay.

[Francis]

I like all beer.

[Bo]

What part of you is Belgian?

[Harry]

I think my mom.

[Francis]

The good side.

[Bo]

Belgian from the waist down.

[Harry]

My Belgian. Yeah, my mom's. Part of. My mom's family is Belgian.

[Bo]

That's pretty cool.

[Harry]

I rewatched In Bruges recently. That's a classic one. Honestly, I never wanted to go to Bruges since I. I. But watching that, it makes me want to go badly. Have you ever seen maybe after Banff? Bruges?

[Francis]

I would do that.

[Bo]

Let's do all the Bees.

[Francis]

Have you ever seen Seven Psychopaths?

[Bo]

Babylon?

[Harry]

No.

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Francis]

You watch. It's by the same people.

[Bo]

I heard. That's good.

[Francis]

Seven Psychopaths.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah, probably for me.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But I've talked about it on the show before.

[Bo]

I don't need. I didn't mean to upset you.

[Harry]

You did.

[Francis]

It's by the same person that Dead in Rouge.

[Harry]

Didn't. Didn't that person also do that other Irish movie with the savage was. No, no.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Banshees of Innocharn.

[Francis]

Seven Psychopaths is a great movie.

[Bo]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

I haven't heard that.

[Harry]

You're selling it too much, dude. You're overselling it. I don't think I'm gonna watch it now.

[Francis]

It's just like a fun. Like, you'll love it. Do you get like.

[Harry]

Do you. You get like a percentage every time someone see. Are you doing a referral right now?

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember I was. I think it was a senior in high school when I watched that movie. I remember it was between that and In Bruges, and I was like, we gotta watch Seven Psychopaths. I didn't want to watch In Bruges.

[Harry]

You thought it was going to be Boring.

[Francis]

Yeah. And I haven't seen it. You still haven't now.

[Harry]

See? And they make it seem like it's a fair.

[Francis]

Like, I saw it, but, like, I was, like, purposely not paying attention.

[Bo]

Why would that. What does that mean?

[Francis]

Like, I think Bo picked it.

[Harry]

Oh.

[Francis]

And I was like, I don't want to watch this.

[Harry]

You want to dislike it?

[Bo]

Well, I thought that meant, like, you were getting a blow job or something. No, no.

[Francis]

Like, I was just, like, on my phone or something.

[Bo]

Oh, I see.

[Francis]

Being a little.

[Bo]

I wouldn't put a movie on and then defiantly not watch it.

[Francis]

Oh, no.

[Bo]

This was like you were mad at Bo.

[Francis]

We had, like, two guys in the group that would always pick the movie.

[Bo]

Not you.

[Francis]

No. Never me.

[Bo]

Why didn't you get that look? You pick good movies.

[Francis]

I never got the look.

[Bo]

Ever.

[Francis]

Literally ever.

[Bo]

That doesn't make any sense to me.

[Francis]

That's why I didn't want to. We used to get in massive arguments about it.

[Bo]

And you never created a more democratic process.

[Francis]

Never.

[Bo]

So who were these bullies that were just like, we own the vcr. We're either watching our. One of our two selections or you're out of here.

[Francis]

It was Bo and our friend Henry.

[Bo]

Henry?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Who's he?

[Francis]

One of my other friends, Hank Lockwood.

[Bo]

Where's he from?

[Francis]

Situation Place.

[Bo]

Where does he live now?

[Francis]

Same place. I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a while.

[Bo]

He's still home.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Bo]

He got someone pregnant early.

[Harry]

Have you ever even seen a vcr?

[Bo]

Yeah, of course. I don't know about that.

[Harry]

Why would you have even. Why would you even cross paths with a vcr?

[Francis]

I don't know. But I mean, yeah, of course your

[Harry]

parents had a VCR growing up.

[Francis]

Yeah. I feel like we used to, like, watch movies on vcr.

[Bo]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

No way, Jose.

[Francis]

Yeah, I remember having the big ass HS tapes. Yeah.

[Bo]

Man, you guys were really poor. Yeah.

[Francis]

This was in 2015.

[Harry]

That's all we had.

[Bo]

All right, dude, I saw. I sent you this.

[Harry]

Did you see.

[Bo]

Did you watch that clip I sent you?

[Francis]

Harry, you gotta go.

[Bo]

What time is it? Like, I do.

[Francis]

Oh, wait, never mind. I thought you said. I thought. I thought you said 1:30.

[Harry]

Oh, you said 2:30.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Did I say 2:30 or two.

[Harry]

You said 2:30 is what you said.

[Francis]

For a second. I just.

[Bo]

Oh, I did say 230. Yeah, we're fine.

[Francis]

I just looked at my phone and I was like, you were supposed to leave 45 minutes ago.

[Bo]

Did you watch that clip? I Sent you on Instagram where they put the beans in the computer.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

I was crying.

[Francis]

Wow, that's a classic.

[Bo]

That is so amazing.

[Francis]

One of the funniest videos ever, I think. These are beans.

[Bo]

That's beans. It's food. It's food. He's like, that's the mainframe

[Francis]

and there's so much beans.

[Harry]

It's so funny. It's genius. And beans are just one of those things that's inherently funny.

[Francis]

Oh, of course. How could it not? It's the funniest food by my.

[Harry]

Now, my dad said he made some chili with beans recently and he. He didn't realize he got, I think black beans and he just didn't realize that they had to be like cooked or something. So he said he just made a whole vat of chili for just himself. With crunchy ass beans. He doesn't chomp it on beans for weeks.

[Francis]

Yeah. Just eating them like pistachios.

[Bo]

Well, now we know that your dad was, you know, making. Making chili instead of playing baseball.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's. That's literally what it was. But a little bit of chili oil on the glove would have that.

[Bo]

Yeah. Tough to make chili with a glove on.

[Francis]

Just making a fine chili.

[Harry]

Do you guys still have your baseball gloves?

[Francis]

I have a baseball glove in my apartment, but it's not my. It's my. It's my new one.

[Bo]

No, I got rid of mine when we started chanting on the bus. The lacrosse bus. Baseball sucks.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Because sometimes we would have to split the bus with the baseball team and we would just chant that.

[Francis]

Yeah, no, I. I have a new one. How'd you break it in for my softball days? Yeah.

[Harry]

Dresher. That's double Dresher in one episode.

[Francis]

Exactly. Fran Dresser Dresher drove me out of the league. Is he feeling too much intent? Oh, I think he's the commissioner.

[Harry]

That's insane.

[Francis]

He's too. And he's too. He's too into it. It was too much. It's like, dude, I'm trying to come hang out on a Sunday.

[Harry]

The games are in Central Park. Yeah, Central park is too much.

[Francis]

We would be Central Park. And then we had day where we were on Coney island, which was. That was the day that Derek tour something. He had to go to the ER within like 15 minutes of us getting there.

[Bo]

Wow.

[Francis]

It took like a 45 minute Uber to get there. And then he played like one inning and had to go to the hospital.

[Bo]

Do you think the reason I brought up the wedding thing is that, like, I think that the guest list for my wedding. My next wedding is going to be so different. So different.

[Harry]

What kind of turnover are we talking about? What percent turnover?

[Bo]

You mean like repeat customers?

[Harry]

Yes.

[Bo]

You know, maybe. Maybe there's gonna be like 10. 10 of my best friends that'll come. I'm thinking it'll be smaller, but I'd like to invite some really interesting new people. I want like. Like the Yankees there.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And I want like.

[Francis]

So you're really swinging for the fences.

[Bo]

I want famous people there.

[Harry]

I should do it at Radio City. Had the fact that Frankie had all the islanders there.

[Bo]

That's so sick.

[Harry]

Yeah, but. But you could easily get like.

[Bo]

I mean, we know Rizzo would come to my wedding.

[Francis]

You think?

[Bo]

Absolutely.

[Harry]

Judge would come If I had it

[Bo]

close enough for him.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

If I had it in his apartment.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bo]

Which I'm sure would be fine for this pared down version.

[Francis]

We're gonna have stuff easily.

[Harry]

He could be your witness.

[Bo]

I think we'll get Rizzo, we'll get Shane and then once we have them, we can use them to get.

[Francis]

Yeah. Other people. Flyer of some sort.

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Not to save the date, but a flyer.

[Bo]

I just have like 20 massive celebrities and none of my real friends.

[Francis]

This is gonna be a good wedding. I'm just. I'm just concerned about venues.

[Harry]

It's going to be in the city. Let's do it at River Cafe.

[Bo]

Oh, that's beautiful.

[Francis]

I was thinking Radio City or the Garden.

[Bo]

No, it's. That's too big for how we.

[Francis]

I think you got to get married

[Bo]

around in the round.

[Francis]

Center stage at the Garden.

[Bo]

Like I'm in the WWE or some.

[Francis]

That's got to be a thing, right? Like a megatur. Twitting for sure.

[Harry]

That they have. They've. They have big funerals like that. Why not big weddings?

[Bo]

Didn't.

[Harry]

Who's wet? Didn't DMX have his funeral at the Barclays?

[Francis]

Something like that.

[Bo]

I've been trying to take down big wedding for a while now. What is.

[Francis]

What does Drew Ski say?

[Bo]

I think that they are really just running away. What's that.

[Francis]

What is the Drew Ski thing where he's got the. The mega church sketch? What does he say when he has the shoes? He's like, because I walk on the blood of Christ.

[Harry]

I'm saving that sketch.

[Francis]

You still haven't watched it.

[Harry]

I'm saving it. Until you watch him. Bruges.

[Francis]

Not happening.

[Harry]

I like the big wedding joke. I was. I was listening for it.

[Bo]

Harry do. Thank you. Do you think we. Is there Any world where you'd want to have, like, a co wedding. I mean, our birthdays are close.

[Francis]

Only if it's in the round, I

[Bo]

think from a finance undercard. Yeah, it would work. But it would probably be in our interest if that were to happen for us to marry sisters.

[Francis]

But we could definitely get more celebs if we collabed. Like, if we did a joint wedding.

[Bo]

Co headline the wedding.

[Harry]

Oh, but I think that Francis is going to want to have his own celebs because, like, you're not going to want everyone to think that he got Aaron Jones.

[Francis]

Yeah, because it's gonna be like, who got it? Who's Shane there?

[Bo]

Well, what we'll do. What we'll do is we'll, like. We'll. We'll designate what they wear, right? Yeah. And I'll get, like, pinstripe suits for my groomsmen. You'll get like, fly.

[Francis]

Or we'll figure out some sort of like. Like affiliate link where, like, when they buy their tickets for the wedding, like, they'll get. We'll promo code whose take, whose link they use.

[Harry]

Promo tickets.

[Bo]

Oh, and we'll know.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And then we'll have like a pie chart. Chart up behind us.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

To show who got more people into their wedding.

[Francis]

Yeah, I think it's a good idea.

[Bo]

I mean, it's gonna be pretty emasculating for you when Bo is having to stand next to judge Kevin Love.

[Harry]

Yeah, you're thinking Kevin Love.

[Bo]

Okay, I got some love.

[Francis]

The Stevens will be there.

[Bo]

Yeah, for sure. Well, both famers.

[Harry]

Yeah, but that cancels each other out.

[Bo]

Have them fight at halftime.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

It's the entertainment. Instead of a band, instead of, like a saxophone or strings, you just have two guys fight.

[Francis]

That would be sick.

[Harry]

That would be so nice.

[Bo]

If you could hire any celebrity to give your best man speech, who would you have do it?

[Harry]

You gotta get g. I was gonna say, like.

[Bo]

I was gonna say, like, Sebastian.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Imagine Sebastian giving, like, a Peter Teal. Why him?

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Harry]

Palantir

[Francis]

fan favorites.

[Bo]

I'm saying to bring the house down and make everyone laugh, I want Jeff

[Francis]

Epstein giving my best. My best man. He's coming back.

[Bo]

What? Oh, my God.

[Francis]

Yeah, I got something to say about a good friend of mine. Because then, like, then you're. No offense, but it's like, Then it's like if you have. You have judge, you got a Rizzo, but it's like you got Jeff. Is that Jeff? Is that Jeff Bezos?

[Bo]

No.

[Harry]

That'd be so nice. You'd have to encounter him with Tupac or something like that.

[Bo]

Yeah, it's a tough one.

[Harry]

Or the recently deceased Reverend Jesse Jackson or something.

[Francis]

Yeah. Kid Rock.

[Bo]

That's tough to talk.

[Harry]

You see Kid Rock in his workout video.

[Francis]

That video was insane.

[Harry]

Make Mahat His Maha video.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He did a Make America Healthy Again video where he's doing push ups in the background of RFK Jr. In a sauna.

[Francis]

It was crazy. It was literally like. It kind of reminded me of like a Kyle Mooney sketch.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Like the way it's edited with like the fireballs popping up on screen.

[Harry]

It was very bizarre.

[Francis]

It's crazy, huh? RFK is getting in like the cold plunge with his jeans on.

[Bo]

I think I saw something about that, but it was just a still photo. Yeah, I follow those. Failing upwards. The.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

Is that they're the name of the new one that they.

[Harry]

Throwing fits.

[Bo]

Throwing fits. I follow those guys. Their fucking pages. Hysterical.

[Francis]

Throwing fits.

[Bo]

Yeah. Because they do like some meme posts that are pretty funny but very inside baseball. I don't know if you know, from the fashion world.

[Francis]

I'm not. I'm not in touch, unfortunately.

[Bo]

Yeah. Baseball inside. Never mind. What the. I couldn't think of it. It would have been funny.

[Harry]

Baseball.

[Bo]

What is the stuff your dad makes? Chili. I was gonna say inside chili for roan's sake.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Bo]

But I couldn't think of chili. And that would have been funny.

[Harry]

He does make really too.

[Francis]

That would have been a banger.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Have those brothers reached out and said, we appreciate the work you're putting in, fashion wise.

[Bo]

I talked to them. I think that for me would be a major endorsement, but I don't know if I've quite figured out, you know,

[Harry]

even just a post on the Reddit page. Where's that T shirt from?

[Bo]

This is just from Sunspell. I gotta throw this one out.

[Harry]

Why?

[Francis]

It's a thick T shirt.

[Bo]

It didn't. It's. I've had it for so long and I've worn it so many times. It's like.

[Harry]

Well, I think that's the nature of a T shirt.

[Bo]

I think it was white originally. Now it's cream. That's never a good sign.

[Francis]

It's definitely white.

[Harry]

As long as it doesn't bake.

[Francis]

It's bright white. Dude.

[Bo]

I had a water testing kit from Marzocco they sent me and the. Is that you test your tap water.

[Francis]

Oh, I see.

[Bo]

So you test the ph, the hardness.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

The alkalinity maybe. Then there's this thing called like new chlorine. Which I don't understand what that is. And then there's also regular chlorine or whatever.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

But I'm halfway through testing my water.

[Harry]

How does it even take that long? I thought you just would pour a cup and stick a strip in.

[Bo]

I kept getting distracted. It is really short, but I just kept getting distracted. But it's cool. It's cool to do science and like, get a real sense of what.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Bo]

Of what you're drinking every day. Because I just drink my tap water. Yeah.

[Harry]

You don't filter it.

[Bo]

No.

[Harry]

Oh, I got a brittle.

[Francis]

Got it.

[Harry]

Pouring everything into.

[Francis]

Gotta have a brew.

[Bo]

This is me. I'm a, you know, man of the people.

[Francis]

I honestly just go to the store and I buy a big ass jug like every day.

[Bo]

That's really wealthy.

[Francis]

I mean, it's like a dollar.

[Bo]

I'm not drinking bottled water.

[Harry]

Yeah, you go to a restaurant, you're not getting bottled still.

[Bo]

I go to a restaurant, I'm asking for body army armor because that's the best water at 11 Madison Park. They were like, do you. Would you like sparkling or still? And I was like, I want body.

[Francis]

Body.

[Bo]

You got any bas back there?

[Harry]

I went to a restaurant in Rome called La Pergola and they had a water sommelier.

[Bo]

Yes. I had that in LA one time.

[Harry]

It's amazing.

[Bo]

That's crazy.

[Francis]

That's a scam. That's what that is.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bo]

Except when you actually ask them and then they give you a specific type of water, you're like, this tastes unlike any water I've ever, ever had.

[Harry]

Or like, they'll let you taste a couple next to each other and you're like, I do taste the difference.

[Bo]

Yeah. This is the last sip of that vial that Rick Bobby Boucher drank in the water. Boy, that brought him back to life.

[Harry]

This was Mike's secret stuff in his face.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

All right, all right, all right.

[Francis]

Thank you for listening.

[Harry]

Subscribe to this podcast subscribe to the show Just some.

[Bo]

Just some full blown riffing going on there.

[Francis]

We will see you guys next week. Goodbye.

[Bo]

All right. Was over still still underground so I looked older till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way

[Harry]

J

[Bo]

were drifting for was I so, so then you listen now I come up alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way. Did you realize no one can take me alive? I was only falling one way. Sam, That is to your eyes. Did you realize no one could take me alive.