Show of Force | BOY DAD #349

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #349: "Show of Force"

Date: November 4, 2025
Hosts: Francis, Harry ("Lil Sasquatch"), Rhone
Producer: Barstool Sports

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Episode Overview

In this episode titled “Show of Force,” the guys gather for a classic, comedic deep-dive into boyhood rituals and adult friendships, with persistent riffs on “what it means to be a man.” Lil Sasquatch (Harry) is newly out of college and leans on his co-hosts, especially Rhone, for guidance on manhood, life skills, and adult social dynamics. Intertwined are plans for an upstate fishing trip, banter about SNL parties, Halloween observations, mentalist magicians, childhood vices, and a playful but pointed debate about friendship etiquette.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

Plans for the Upstate Fishing Retreat

Timestamps: 01:20 – 09:19

• The group is prepping for a fishing trip at Francis’s upstate house and banter about preparations: what clothing to pack, how cold it’ll be, and the logistics of filming the trip.
• Rhone, Harry, and Francis clown on each other about levels of outdoor competence and joke about using spin rods as “training wheels” for less experienced anglers.
• Francis reveals a touch of performance anxiety about the trip living up to the hype:

  “I’ve never fished like this except for, like, off of a dock or on a boat… I wanted to live up to my very, very, very, very, very high expectations.” (04:16)

• The camaraderie of shared discomfort is anticipated as the real treasure, with Harry noting:

  “The real wonderful moment, will be once the work is done and then we can set aside our cameras and our affected personalities and be ourselves, be who we truly are.” (04:31)

Fishing Gear, Decor, and Friendship Competition

Timestamps: 09:20 – 14:00

• Lighthearted envy and ribbing over Francis’s upstate house, its sparse wall art, and the legendary tale of his massive, immovable dining table.
• Banter about whether the fishing will become competitive (they say no – but tease otherwise), and who is the better angler.
• Discussion on ways to make Francis’s place more homey, including a hypothetical $20,000 art piece purchase.

SNL Invites Drama: Who’s a True Friend?

Timestamps: 10:47 – 30:45

• The core of the episode is a convoluted but hilarious saga about being invited (or not) to an SNL taping and afterparty—centered around a text exchange between Harry and Rhone.
• Rhone is accused of “talking Harry out” of attending, only to show up at the event himself, leading to elaborate rehashing of texts and a full mock trial on friendship loyalty.
• Francis observes the “puppeteer” in the background giving everyone different levels of access to the SNL festivities.
• Harry admits:

  “I am somebody who doesn’t… Luckily, at this point in my life, suffer too much from FOMO. I’ve learned ways to combat that, of course… The good nights for which I am absent will come again.” (18:17)

• Rhone and Harry each defend their maneuvering, each playfully accusing the other of betrayal or self-interest. The moral? Maybe friendship is about being happy for others—even if you get left out.

At the SNL Afterparty: Celebrity Encounters & Mentalist Magic

Timestamps: 23:18 – 32:30

• Rhone and Francis recount their SNL afterparty experience:
  • Rubbing elbows with stars (e.g., Seth Rogen, Lauren Michaels, and Dua Lipa, although there’s debate on who was really present)
  • Sass (Harry) jokes about introducing himself to Lorne Michaels as the next big thing.
  • They witness a street magician/mentalist blow minds with classic party tricks, sparking a thread on how such illusions manage not to fail even for jaded comedy pros:

    “It’s all the performance... there were multiple tricks where everyone’s like, this guy’s an idiot… then it all comes together.” (26:31 – Rhone)

  • Discussion about famous mentalists and skepticism vs. wanting to enjoy the ride.

Parallel Lives: What Harry Did Instead

Timestamps: 32:13 – 37:00

• While the others partied in NYC, Harry attended an upstate “haunted woods” Halloween walk, riffing darkly about creepy kids, scary carnivals, and the long shadow of clowns and John Wayne Gacy.
• His story features:
  • Terrifying live actors (“Have you seen my mommy?”)
  • Jump scares with axes and blood effects
  • Musings on why carnivals and circuses have become the locus of horror

Halloween in Adulthood — Costumes, Marathons & Medals

Timestamps: 44:20 – 49:58

• Francis rails against adult Halloween party culture and “show of force” sexy costumes:

  “My whole feed is adorable families with coordinated kids outfits… then all of a sudden, it’s whore—just cleavage mashed together with some kind of like… it’s a show of force, you know?” (45:06)

• They detour into marathoners shuffling around with medals and space blankets.
• Reflections on the best and worst Halloween candy, trick-or-treating culture in Brooklyn Heights (shoutout to Paul Rudd as neighborhood hero), and city kids hustling for free candy.

Vices Old and New: Dip, Weed, and Vaping

Timestamps: 64:27 – 69:05

• Rhone admits to recently trying dip (chewing tobacco) out of nowhere, leading to a nostalgia-laden exchange about tobacco use in their youths, hockey player rituals, and nicotine-induced puking horror stories.
• They compare today’s pouches and vapes to the rougher long-cut dip of the past, with ribbing over whose generation was “tougher.”

Friendship Restored, Looking Ahead to Fish Week

Timestamps: 69:07 – 71:55

• After all the drama, Harry and Rhone reconcile, bonding over shared childhood experiences “messing around in the woods.”
• They look ahead to the trip, joke about drinking and drugs (and superstitions, like not lighting up until after catching the first fish).
• Francis wraps by plugging the show’s upcoming "Fish Week" themed episodes and hyping the subscriber goal.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the emotional core of the fishing trip:

  “The real wonderful moment, will be once the work is done… and we can set aside our cameras and our affected personalities and be ourselves.” – Harry (04:31)

• On grown-up Halloween costumes:

  “My whole feed is… adorable families with funny and cute coordinated kids outfits… and then all of a sudden, it’s whore. Who are just cleavage that is mashed together… It’s a show of force, you know?” – Francis (45:06)

• On FOMO and friendship maturity:

  “I am somebody who doesn’t… suffer too much from FOMO… The good nights for which I am absent will come again.” – Harry (18:17)

• On adult SNL party etiquette:

  “If you found out at 8:45 that I was going to the taping of SNL, you would have called the security guards at 30 Rock and issued a bomb threat.” – Harry (22:10)

• On chaperoning at the afterparty:

  “The only reason I went to the after party was to make sure that you didn’t blow up because you were so drunk.” – Rhone (53:32)

• On playing the long game in friendship:

  “I don’t really think I want to try to be a good person anymore… Living with complete self interest… What I lose by being concerned about other people’s feelings, it’s wasted motion.” – Harry (58:26)

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Key Segments & Timestamps

• Upstate Fishing Trip & Manhood Riffs (01:20 – 09:19)
• SNL Drama & “Good Friend” Debates (10:47 – 30:45)
• SNL Afterparty Stories / Mentalist Magic (23:18 – 32:30)
• Harry’s Haunted Halloween (32:13 – 37:00)
• Halloween Costumes & Social Dynamics (44:20 – 49:58)
• Vices: Dip, Weed, and the Dangers of Teen Nicotine (64:27 – 69:05)
• Group Reconciliation & Fish Week Hype (69:07 – 71:55)

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Concluding Vibe

The episode, though packed with laughs and absurdity, threads a surprisingly poignant line about post-adolescent friendship—decoding rituals, managing jealousy, and learning to be genuinely happy for others’ highs (even if you’re missing out). In classic Son of a Boy Dad fashion, the mix of self-aware vulnerability and relentless roasting keeps things both hilarious and human.

Stay tuned for “Fish Week” as the crew promises iconic woods and river content—if, of course, the group chat plans finally make it out of the group chat.

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Transcript

[Francis]

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Harry]

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[Rhone]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

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[Rhone]

Do you plead guilty or not? Guil.

[Harry]

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[Francis]

Sass, start us.

[Harry]

Okay, we get to go.

[Rhone]

Sweet. All righty.

[Harry]

Welcome back.

[Rhone]

All right, welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. Today, it's one. It's November 3rd. It's 1:50pm Rhone's voice, it sounds shockingly weird. So just a heads up, he wanted me to give a disclaimer.

[Francis]

Well, people might be like, why the fuck? But it's like, we have to record this because we're recording today. They're like, oh, wait a day. Well, we're recording tomorrow, and a podcast needs to come out tomorrow and where we have our big fishing trip this week.

[Rhone]

So you're gonna be like, we're completely no voice.

[Francis]

No, no, I'll be better.

[Rhone]

We'll see.

[Francis]

I'm already better than when I walked in the room.

[Rhone]

That's true.

[Harry]

You do sound better than.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Francis]

So fired up. I never know who's gonna walk through that door. It's like, damn, love is blind.

[Rhone]

Yeah, it is. But, yeah, we got our big week planned out. We're going upstate, going to Francis's place. Lots of big things on the way.

[Harry]

Can't wait to get back home.

[Rhone]

Can't wait to get back up there.

[Francis]

So nice to get back up there. What should I wear for fishing?

[Harry]

You need some warm stuff. Man, it's gonna be cold. Let's put it this way, it's 48 degrees colder up there than it is here.

[Rhone]

48. Two hour drive. I think that would mean, like, my from here to my apartment. And it would be like a degree change.

[Francis]

I mean, it's 48 degrees right now. You're saying it's zero degrees up there.

[Harry]

It's 300 miles away.

[Rhone]

So is it freezing up there?

[Harry]

It's 10 degrees colder.

[Rhone]

That's actually.

[Francis]

Can you wear sweatshirts?

[Rhone]

Significant.

[Harry]

It is significant while fishing.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Guest or Minor Speaker]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

You're going to have. You're going to need, like, a jacket.

[Francis]

But if it gets a little bit wet, like, do I need something that wicks?

[Rhone]

No.

[Harry]

Oh, you're not going to want a wick. You're going to want to fully.

[Rhone]

When we went full waterproof.

[Harry]

I don't think wicking is in the cards.

[Rhone]

So ideally, you don't want to get wet.

[Harry]

Yeah. You don't want to be John Wick over here.

[Rhone]

Like, you don't want your clothes to get wet because then they'll stay wet and they'll freeze if it's that cold.

[Harry]

Yeah, we got.

[Francis]

Yeah. I've never fit. I've never fished like this except for, like, off of a dock or on a boat.

[Rhone]

I don't think this is going to be, like. It's not going to be as bad as it was when you and Brandon did it. No, that was like. Snow was unbearable. Yeah. But that was the coldest, I think I've ever been.

[Francis]

Mm.

[Rhone]

Feet were frozen.

[Harry]

This won't be warm.

[Francis]

What about gloves? Do I need gloves?

[Rhone]

Occasionally you can throw on some fingerless gloves if you're, if you're really about that action.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What about all the camera guys? Like, everybody's gonna be like. All of our producers are also gonna be in the river with us.

[Rhone]

We're gonna have to figure out that. Out they're gonna.

[Harry]

They can go across to the other bank. They can fight for the confederates. Yeah.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Cross the gap.

[Francis]

How. What's this river like?

[Rhone]

Wide, fast, really strong pull. Yeah. It's like the Hudson.

[Harry]

It's. It's definitely got some, Some tug on it.

[Rhone]

I'm excited, but scared it's not going to be, like. It won't be. There's no, like, risk involved.

[Francis]

I'm just scared to be spending that time. Like, I feel like we've talked about this so much that, like, I wanted to live up to my very, very, very, very, very high expectations.

[Harry]

I think the real treasury of time, the real wonderful moment, will be once the work is done.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And then we can set aside our cameras and our affected personalities.

[Francis]

And be.

[Harry]

Ourselves, be who we truly are.

[Rhone]

I, I, I. I hope we catch A fish. I think. I think if we like that. When we talked to that dude last time, he said that there's big brown trout in there.

[Harry]

Big browns.

[Rhone]

So we'll see this this time of year all year round.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

Brown trout don't move.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rhone]

They stay local.

[Harry]

Yeah. Jim Brown's up there. Yeah, they. They are probably a little sleepier, Right?

[Rhone]

They might be a little sleepy, but actually, no. I think it's November 3rd in. Some people would say this is peak fly fishing.

[Harry]

Come on.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Wow. I don't know how you think about this. I don't really see this as a competition.

[Rhone]

Not at all.

[Harry]

Because I'm gonna need your help. Yeah.

[Rhone]

I don't see it as competition.

[Harry]

I will fully admit that you are a vastly superior fisherman. Angler to me.

[Rhone]

Well, I think the only thing is I just know how to tie on the flies.

[Harry]

You're gonna fish?

[Francis]

Yeah. I'm, like, here to learn.

[Harry]

Good, good, good.

[Francis]

All right.

[Rhone]

Maybe we bring a spin rod out there. That might not be the worst idea.

[Francis]

Why? For my dumbass.

[Rhone]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Harry]

It's a training bike. Yeah.

[Francis]

Why don't we put the gutters up in the bowling lanes, too, the river.

[Harry]

And have them out there with a rake?

[Francis]

Yeah. Can I have a gun to shoot the fish?

[Harry]

Just walk out and just break them into a bucket.

[Francis]

Jesus Christ. Dude, I. I want to do it. I want to do it the big boy way. I'm not trying to do it in.

[Rhone]

The telling your spin rod would be.

[Francis]

That's actually so disrespectful.

[Harry]

We can look into us.

[Rhone]

I think just having one on deck, just in case you use it, then I'm. There's a chance I might. If it's. If it's tough fishing, you know, bringing the spin rod.

[Francis]

What does that mean?

[Rhone]

Throw a weighted treble hook on there and just snag the fish out of the water.

[Francis]

What is it?

[Rhone]

That's, like, a way that people catch salmon?

[Harry]

No, man. He just throws these terms out there. For all I know, he could be making this up. No.

[Rhone]

This is actually hilarious. People that. Have you ever seen the videos? People, like, in Anchorage fishing for salmon, and there's like, 70 of them lined up on the river.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

A lot of those guys don't even have, like, bait or. Or, like, a lure or a fly on. They just have a super heavy hook, and they cast it, and then they just yank it back as hard as they can, and they're just, like, pulling full salmon out of the river, like, by their, like, gills. The Hooks nowhere near. It's like the most way to fish.

[Harry]

Yeah, Very human.

[Rhone]

Pulling him in by the spine.

[Francis]

I mean, you are killing them. I'm excited, though. I think it'll be. I mean, I'm just really excited too, to see your. Your abode.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. I'm stoked for you guys to come.

[Francis]

Will it be invasive to have us film in your abode?

[Rhone]

Well, they'll have to be some off limits areas.

[Francis]

Yeah. The sauna.

[Rhone]

The sauna.

[Harry]

I don't have a sauna. No, I'm. I'm more than happy to have people see the place. I'm proud of it. I've done all the decorating pretty much myself.

[Francis]

What's your best decoration?

[Harry]

Well, I had a banquette made.

[Rhone]

I don't even know what that is.

[Harry]

It's like a.

[Francis]

Is that like a. Yeah.

[Guest or Minor Speaker]

Oh.

[Rhone]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Your breakfast nook.

[Harry]

Yeah, my breakfast nook.

[Rhone]

Yeah. I'm sick.

[Harry]

And then I had this. Have I told you the story of the table?

[Rhone]

Of course. I was gonna say we should. That should be one of our competitions is who can live, who can drive the table?

[Harry]

I'm telling you, if we. If we knock this table over, it would go through to the basement, through the firmament. It would. It would be millions of dollars.

[Francis]

You have. You have insurance though.

[Harry]

I guess. I mean, I don't know if it's talking about like restructuring the entire building.

[Rhone]

I would love to see that thing.

[Francis]

Just go straight through.

[Harry]

Oh, Lordy.

[Rhone]

What about, like basement?

[Francis]

What about wall decorations?

[Harry]

Well, I. I am a little lacking in that. I. I have. I have a cool painting from Maine that I'm very fond of. It's called End of Day and it is a fish, A lobster boat that is pulling in the traps. And there is a beautiful dog sitting on the back. And it's by a main painter whose name I don't know, but that is something I'm very fond of.

[Francis]

Maybe we could go shopping at a. At an art bazaar and get you something for the walls.

[Harry]

Would make me happier than to allocate $20,000 for a piece of art that I get to keep on.

[Francis]

Son of a boy. Dad. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'll store it up there for safekeeping because we don't have any more room on our walls.

[Francis]

Yeah, it doesn't look like we're fresh out. Or you could put that. That ticket stub up there if you want. That. That one rare ticket stub on your wall. But I think it's just going to be. We've been talking about this. I Mean, the boys trip is making it out of the group chat, so.

[Rhone]

Well, yeah, supposedly we got to wait till Wednesday to see if it actually.

[Francis]

Makes it out of the group.

[Rhone]

Boys recover properly from your illness.

[Francis]

Yeah, I got the illness. Spending time.

[Rhone]

Chance you guys wake up tomorrow and.

[Francis]

You'Re like, no, this is the. This is like the back end of it.

[Rhone]

We'll see. How could that even be possible? You had it. You got it yesterday.

[Francis]

No, I've been feeling it badly. And then it got worse. I spent time with Sat. I spent over an hour with him off camera.

[Rhone]

Which is your day.

[Harry]

Oh, that's right.

[Rhone]

You guys went to Snezenl.

[Harry]

That was it. Yeah. That was two days.

[Francis]

I'm sorry.

[Harry]

I want to hear all about it.

[Rhone]

Yeah, it was fun. It was. It was cool.

[Harry]

Awesome.

[Rhone]

It was cool.

[Francis]

Well, I spent time with Sass before beforehand, though, and we just like sat and talked and it's just. I feel like it's just like everything you ever wanted to do. We were like, basically like knee to knee, talking to each other.

[Harry]

Where we. Where we were at it.

[Rhone]

We went to a bar for maybe three minutes before we went over to the show.

[Francis]

It was amazing.

[Harry]

You guys pretty. Yes and no. No.

[Rhone]

It was like one of those where you. He had to get the check as he got his drink. We were there for five minutes.

[Francis]

It was amazing. He was telling me intimate secrets of his life.

[Rhone]

I believe it now.

[Francis]

And then we got to SNL and the fucking. The chatter continued.

[Harry]

Brother, listen, I'll tell you what. I struggled. I struggled with this. Can I read you. I'll. I'll. I'll protect a little bit of Harry, but I.

[Rhone]

Okay, I actually am curious.

[Harry]

I'm going to read you the.

[Francis]

You're curious about what? What you.

[Rhone]

I am curious to see your opinion on this.

[Harry]

I'm going to read you the text exchange that I had with Harry and I want to see how. I won't even preface it. Okay, I'm just going to read it to you and I want you to tell me what you think on Saturday at 4:38pm this is. Okay. I'm up state. I'm at my home.

[Rhone]

This is not good.

[Harry]

I go, would you go to the SNL after party tonight? He goes, I don't think so. It doesn't start until like 2am I went, last time it was cool, but it's a late night. I go, I can't do it. And he goes, who's hosting? And I go, I feel bad. I don't know. I go, I feel bad. Shane asked me to come and I don't like to not do anything he asks me to do, but I'm not really a 2am party guy. And then I'll skip a few things that you said here, but basically.

[Rhone]

Well, then we were just chopping it up.

[Harry]

He said. He said he's been to some SNL after parties. They're late and they make it hard to watch ball on Sunday. It ruins the whole day. And I go, hahaha, yeah, good, I needed to hear it. And he goes, did he ask you to go to the show or the.

[Rhone]

Well, there's a time gap there. No, it's about 30 minutes. You think? I haven't reviewed. Reviewed the tape.

[Francis]

Oh, wow.

[Harry]

So you knew.

[Rhone]

Yeah, that's why I was texting you.

[Harry]

But. But you knew this was coming.

[Rhone]

Oh, I explained it in the text.

[Harry]

All right. He's right. I said needed to hear it. And then, yeah, 30 minutes goes by. I don't know why that matters. And he goes, it's such a. It's such a small break that there's no, like, there's no, there's no gap.

[Rhone]

There's no gap, but there is a gap.

[Harry]

Did he ask you to go to the show or the party? I go, the party. If it were the show, I'd go.

[Francis]

With that tone of voice.

[Harry]

I go, I drive back for. It's so hard to get tickets to that.

[Rhone]

No, that is not how I was reading it in my head.

[Harry]

That's how I wrote it. And then he goes, he texted asking if I want to go to the rehearsal. I go, wow.

[Francis]

Because that's even harder.

[Rhone]

That is. That is what you said.

[Harry]

This is what being a good friend is.

[Rhone]

And then. But I had a good friend text.

[Harry]

Hold on. He goes, word. I just wanted to make sure that's not what you were asking me about earlier. And I was like, nah, fuck that. Don't go. And then I go, lol. All right. This is an incredibly important message because his heart is in the right place. Yeah. He's also aware of the breach of friendship that would come from him dissuading me.

[Rhone]

Oh, absolutely.

[Harry]

From going to sn, coming back into the city to go to this SNL thing, only for him to then go, right. He's aware.

[Rhone]

Yes.

[Harry]

Of the evil.

[Francis]

Oh, he's very duplicitous.

[Harry]

That is Lace.

[Rhone]

That's why I was texting to that. Yeah.

[Francis]

Because you're bulwarking against the evil.

[Rhone]

No, no, because I was like, I could see how this could appear.

[Harry]

I go, no, No, I got invited to the after party. That's what he told me to come to. I go, the rehearsal is way cooler. You should go. And I go. He goes, yeah, I think I'm going to go. I think I'm going to go. I said, yes. And it's been silent since. Who knows? And then I go, do you have his assistance? Since he wasn't getting feedback, I go, do you have his assistance number? She's the one to talk to. And then I sent him her contact info.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Harry]

I'm now trying to facilitate and ensure. See, this is where my friend Harry.

[Rhone]

I might have not reviewed the tapes to this point.

[Harry]

That my friend Harry has nothing that could thwart this.

[Rhone]

At this point, I was on the biggest Call of Duty show known.

[Harry]

Wait, wait, wait, don't, don't bury the lead. After I send the assistance number, he goes, I can't go. Lol. Literally the worst possible timing. I go, ah, shows. He goes, worse. Call of Duty podcast with these dudes who are massive. And it ends at 6:45 and the SNL rehearsal, you have to get there at 6:45 LOL. And it's live and they already promote, so I can't move it. But he said he'll see if he can get me into the real one. If not, all good. I'm just happy to be considered. Haha. I go, unreal. Enjoy. And then two hours later, I'm going to the show.

[Rhone]

And I said, and I finished reading.

[Harry]

I'm going to the show. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to go to the after party still. But if you were on the fence about it, I'd go, it's now 8:45pm I know. I mean, drinking. Six hours I've been drinking. I'm two hours away. I can't drive back. I go, I'm not going to go. I didn't get the show. Look. Haha. So basically, Harry. The way I read this is that Harry was aware of not wanting to dissuade me from something that he would then go to. Right, of course. And he did a good job of that. And, and, and put that in. And then I was like, all right, yeah, no, I mean I can't go. And he's like, okay, well I'm not going to go to the even cooler thing I got invited to because I have this commitment. And then two hours later he's like, not only am I, not only am I going now, but I'm going to the show. And then the next thing I hear about this is Ian fighting, tagging me in a photo of you two, Shane Miles and Ian Finance on the main stage at SNL. And I'm like. I look, I'm going. It's like 10 photos. So I'm like, all right, well, where's the one of me? And why would I. Why would I be in this? And there's not a single one of me. And then we. I get a text from Shane in our little group that's like, great hanging, boys. And I thought he was trolling because I thought you hadn't gone. I thought you didn't go. And I knew I hadn't gone. And I thought it was him being sarcastic, being like, I come to New York and the three of you won't be able to hang out with me.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Come to find.

[Francis]

Well, he was trolling, but in a different way.

[Harry]

Come to find that Harry pretty much talked me out of college. No, no, no, no.

[Francis]

To the cooler thing and the after party. And I have one more picture to show you.

[Harry]

And you went to the after party, too.

[Rhone]

I went to the after party.

[Harry]

That. To that question. That's the answer to that question. You have no ground to stand on. Every single part of this was a scheme.

[Rhone]

It was not.

[Harry]

You exclude me.

[Francis]

Before you say anything else, look at this picture.

[Rhone]

What is it?

[Harry]

Is that him?

[Francis]

His hand.

[Harry]

He's shaking.

[Francis]

No, no, no, the other hand.

[Harry]

Oh, my God. Is that an alcoholic beverage?

[Rhone]

Oh, no, no, that was. That was actually. I was trolling Roan.

[Harry]

I don't know what to believe from you. Anyway.

[Rhone]

No, that was an na. But it had. There was the same beer that everyone else was drinking, so Rome was like, oh, shit. He let me. He let me slip off the wagon like that.

[Harry]

I don't know anymore.

[Francis]

This.

[Harry]

Look, I think that here. Here's the thing. Through that exchange, you can tell that I am somebody who doesn't. Luckily, at this point in my life, suffered too much from fomo. I've learned ways to combat that, of course, and it comes really from one. What is. What is. What happened? A friend of mine featured in a great spot on snl. And then two of my other friends got to go witness that and share that experience. The only thing that in my mind could have made that whole thing better is if I had been there with you all.

[Rhone]

I agree.

[Harry]

Short of that, that's ideal.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That is an ideal night for my friends that I'm thrilled about.

[Francis]

The only thing that could have made it better for you is if EM Finance hadn't gone.

[Harry]

Well, I don't really know why he tagged me. And then I messaged him and I went, haha. Why did you tag me in this? And he goes, it was a joke they were all making and I wanted to feel part of the joke, so I did it. And I was like, did you just say that out loud? Like, you just said exactly the truth behind, like, kind of whatever, anyway. But I was, I was very happy. I was really happy that you guys all got to experience this. I really was. I. That is how I feel now at this point in my life. I, like, fundamentally I want my friends to have good things, good nights. And I've also learned that, you know, the good nights for which I am absent will come again. They will, of course.

[Francis]

Well, I think one thing that we're ignoring here is there's a great puppeteer at place in all of this, and that's the guy that gave us all three different invites to different parts of it, who also might listen to this show and enjoy if we butt ram heads with one another.

[Harry]

You know, I totally misunderstood his invitation to me. I, he, he threw it out there and I kind of felt like he threw it out. And then he was like, actually, let me check on that. Like, that was how I read it. So I then when he, as soon as he sent that, I didn't want him to be in a weird spot.

[Francis]

You thought he was walking it back.

[Harry]

It's the day of his big appearance. I don't want him checking with producers and random people if, hey, can I get one more guy? And I don't want to be that guy. So I immediately was like, don't worry about it, you know, well, another time. Whatever. I'm drinking. I can't even drive anyway.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So then, you know, come to find that, like, he was, I think you would have been there, bummed out a little bit that I wasn't there. I mean, I'm not gonna go that far, but like, you know, we talked.

[Rhone]

About you for like half the night.

[Francis]

Probably basically all we were talking about.

[Harry]

I don't even know what to say to that. But, but my point is I, I was happy for, for all of that.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That you guys got to do that.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It's hard for me to look back on our messages, Harry, and not wonder what sinister shit I literally play. I literally fucking mind. I have a screen text message from you at 6:45. I'm not going. I can't go. And then two hours later, not only am I going, I'm going to the.

[Rhone]

Actual well in my Defense with that.

[Francis]

And the after party.

[Rhone]

In my defense with that, we didn't. I didn't know I was going to the show until I texted you, you.

[Francis]

Know, who was at the after.

[Rhone]

But look at this. See, I screenshotted this. What that was you saying, Needed to hear it, and then him saying, you want to go to SNL right after.

[Harry]

So I was like, yeah, whatever.

[Rhone]

It's a tough. It's a tough spot.

[Harry]

You know, I think that in. In. If the roles were reversed, knowing you as I do, my guess would be that if you found out at 8:45 that I was going to the taping of SNL, you would have called the security of guards at 30 Rock and issued a bomb threat so that the show could not happen. Because if you can't have it, God knows.

[Francis]

No.

[Harry]

Not let anyone else.

[Rhone]

No, no, I wanted you to be there. We all wanted you to be there. See?

[Harry]

First class.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Rhone]

You never replied to my. My DM this morning.

[Harry]

Yeah, I was a little mad. I wasn't mad that I wasn't there. I was. I was mad that I. I felt like you. I felt a little bit like you had done it on purpose.

[Rhone]

No, I never would do that.

[Francis]

It's hard.

[Rhone]

You also, you got the call before.

[Harry]

Me, but that's all separate because as I said, I totally misunderstood. Like, I thought I was, you know, trying to be helpful, but by the way, you know, awesome with all that joking aside or whatever, mostly serious with Harry. A joke. Tell me about it.

[Francis]

Well, at the after party, Dua Lipa was there, and she was literally, like, looking around for a man.

[Harry]

She's married.

[Rhone]

She was with her husband.

[Harry]

Oh, that guy's also the man.

[Rhone]

Yeah, I think he's, like, a billionaire British.

[Harry]

He's, like, super handsome.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

His name's Callum, I think. Right.

[Rhone]

I don't know, but I didn't see her. I never saw Dua Lipa.

[Francis]

But in all seriousness, at the afterparty, Sass went up to Lauren and was like, I'm the next best decision you'll ever make. Just shook his hand, put his hand out.

[Harry]

I did.

[Rhone]

I did joke about saying that, but it was cool. It was cool. The. A lot of waiting, a lot of sitting around.

[Francis]

Don't try. Don't try to make it seem like it was less cool.

[Rhone]

No, I'm not. I'm giving the rundown of what happened.

[Harry]

That's patronizing, too. Yeah.

[Francis]

You're like, oh, no, it wasn't that fun. We were rubbing elbows with Seth Rogen. It wasn't even that fun.

[Rhone]

That was cool. But we went, we went, we go to the show. Show's cool. My favorite part was just seeing everything be like happening in real time.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's what I've always wanted.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Like, it was cool watching, like they're like, they come out, they do like a song, then they have like Marcelo did like a warm up act and then they.

[Francis]

Marcelo Hernandez, right?

[Rhone]

Marcelo from snl.

[Francis]

From the snl.

[Rhone]

SNL show.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, the one I've always wanted to go to the live taping.

[Francis]

Yes. It was cooling.

[Harry]

It was cool. I mean, were you guys sitting down on the floor?

[Rhone]

No, that's where they put the real fans. Like the Die Hards and the people that waited online. I don't think so.

[Francis]

We watched it from a sliding door in Lauren's office. Like at the Blue Jays stadium. How the hotel like butts right up against it in the boxes.

[Rhone]

We were like, we were in the nosebleeds for sure. But we, in terms of the nosebleed seats, I want to say we were lucky because there were central people that straight up must. It must have just been like if you were listening to SNL being filmed.

[Harry]

Oh yeah.

[Rhone]

Like there, there were. There's hanging from the ceilings, like in here. But it's snl, so there's cameras and lights from every. Like. It was right in front of their faces. Yeah, but that was. It was sick. The muse, the band was sick. I actually think that was the coolest part was the, the actual SNL band. Yeah, they'd like do a whole 30 minute performance before the show.

[Francis]

You know, the red haired lady that's behind the saxophone player that's always there. We all hate the one that never forced to hate.

[Harry]

To be honest, I. I haven't looked that closely.

[Rhone]

The one that didn't laugh when Shane did his monologue. And then people were like, find her and kill her.

[Francis]

Oh yeah. She's like a sick guitarist and singer. She's like the lead. Lead of the band. Yeah. Very talented.

[Harry]

Wow.

[Rhone]

Yeah. So that's cool.

[Francis]

And then afterwards we were. We were like both at the after party and we were about to leave, like, should we get out of here? And then Shane left Lauren and they came up and like hung out with us. Then Cam Patterson came up, we're talking to him. And then a magician came up and started blasting us with magic in like real time.

[Harry]

This just keeps getting better.

[Francis]

Your exact dream. And then he was like going around being like, okay, like say like Google a celebrity to Cam Patterson. And he like, Google someone Put his phone away. And then he's like, okay, like, you let me see your phone. And then, like, Seth Rogen came up, and he's like, all right, Seth, let me see your phone. And Seth Rogen's like, oh, no, I don't do that.

[Harry]

So the guy was a mental. Like, one of them.

[Francis]

He's a mentalist.

[Harry]

Yeah, I've seen one of those guys.

[Rhone]

He did some, though. It was insane. He did. He did the where. Like, he asked Cam Patterson for, like, who his celebrity crush was, and he had him, like, look it up on his phone. It's all. But the thing that is cool about those guys is it's all the performance. It's not like, the trick. It's like their lead. Like, there was multiple tricks where everyone's like, this guy's a idiot. Like, the magician. And then it all.

[Harry]

Yeah, right, of course.

[Rhone]

And it's like, no, obviously he was never gonna be wrong. Like, he wasn't gonna walk into that circle with the idea of him being wrong in his head.

[Harry]

This guy isn't learning on the go.

[Francis]

He's doing real magic, accomplished.

[Rhone]

It was pretty cool, though, because it's like.

[Francis]

Because he pulled out the phone and it was his Instagram bio, and it said, like, I know you were going to say Aaliyah or Zendaya.

[Rhone]

You were gonna say Zendaya. And that's what Cam Patterson had on his phone. It was his bio on Instagram.

[Harry]

I, I, I've had this.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Did I talk about it on the pod?

[Rhone]

No, I don't think so.

[Francis]

It's infuriating.

[Harry]

I had a guy that. You know what?

[Rhone]

Actually, Was it O's? Was it O's?

[Harry]

No.

[Rhone]

Have you seen that guy?

[Harry]

No, but he's the best.

[Rhone]

Yeah, he's the white whale.

[Harry]

He's the king of it all.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He has spawned a genre of magic. There are aspiring mentalists. Yeah.

[Francis]

That's what this guy was. He was like a party mentalist.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

Party.

[Harry]

Was he. Was he, like, shorter and bald?

[Francis]

No, I've seen that guy, though. He did our company party when I.

[Harry]

Did my golf member guest.

[Rhone]

Oh, really?

[Harry]

Yeah. And what he did, he was unbelievable.

[Rhone]

Did he do, like, any of.

[Harry]

He did a thing where he went around the room and was like, all right, I want you to put in to the calculator app on my phone. I want you to put in your last four digits of your social or something. And the guy did, and he was like, by the way, everybody, I want you pulling out your calculator apps as well. So we all around the room had our calculator apps open, and he put. He tells us the number to put in. Then he's like, all right, somebody, what's your birthday? The guy's like, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, okay, put in, you know, 04 12, 1982.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And then he's like, blah, blah, blah. Your phone number. Put in this thing. Put in this. It's like the most random numbers. And he's like, just to make sure we're all not. I'm not just selecting people I already know. Like, you point at someone else that you want me to ask and. And you can ask any number or something. The guy's like, hey, give me your. Whatever, last three digits of your credit card. And the guy's like, all right, we're just going to add all these numbers. And he adds them all together. And he looks. And it's like some huge number. It's like, whatever, you know, 7 billion 200 and whatever. Something like that. And he's like, that's kind of a weird number, but if you look at your time on your phone right now, isn't it Aug 27th of 2025 at 8:15pm yeah. And that was the. Yeah.

[Rhone]

I don't like it.

[Harry]

In the absolute fucking.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's.

[Rhone]

I don't.

[Harry]

How did he do the timing of the joke to have it land on the exact minute?

[Rhone]

I don't know.

[Harry]

How did all those numbers add to this, do you think?

[Rhone]

In their head? Are they so confident? Like, I've done this so many times, obviously it's going to work? Or you think in the back of their head, they're like, better go. Okay, we got. Got two seconds to work with here.

[Francis]

Ask him faster. What is his number? What's his credit card?

[Rhone]

Like that, dude, like, if you're doing your magic to Shane and Seth Rogen in your head, would you not be like, I fucking pray this works? Like, what if it.

[Francis]

Yeah. They have such a big audience of people. They can tell that I suck.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Imagine if Seth Rogen puts it in the next movie that I suck at. Or at.

[Rhone]

He's the inspiration for the dumb magician. Yeah. The dumb mentalist. The mental retard.

[Francis]

Oh, God.

[Rhone]

Because that really is, like, the only scenarios there are. You look so, so sick and like a magician. Or you look like the biggest dumbass of all time. If it up. But I've never seen it up, which makes me believe that I've seen them.

[Francis]

Up a little bit. But they always had. They have ways out if there is ups. Like, I think they, like, tried to. Or like the one. The card was wrong for Shane or something like that.

[Rhone]

But it wasn't.

[Harry]

But.

[Francis]

No, but then it was under. Then it was under his watch.

[Rhone]

Yeah, but I was a part of it.

[Francis]

But it. But he might have did that last second because he got it wrong.

[Rhone]

It was a part of it. He goes, is this your card?

[Harry]

No.

[Rhone]

And then he goes. He's like, oh, but it's this one, isn't it? No. And then we're all like, this clown. And then he goes, oh, is it the one that's under your watch? And then it's under Shane's watch.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Rhone]

I don't think that's a up.

[Harry]

That also doesn't sound so much. That wasn't mental.

[Rhone]

That was a little different. That was more sleight of hand.

[Francis]

That was a bit of sleight of hand.

[Rhone]

But the one where the ones where it's like. Like the ones that O's does. Where it's like, yeah. Open the envelope and it's got everything that you were thinking of in your head. I don't know how that's even possible.

[Harry]

He goes and does like a NFL football team in preseason.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

The defensive backs quit now they've seen Witchcraft and they can't be near it anymore.

[Rhone]

It's like. It's like the actual reaction team goes 500. Yeah. Those videos are awesome.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

Watching dudes get, like, genuinely pissed. They'll get him out of here.

[Francis]

Well, I used to, like, at first, you want to, like. You want to debunk the guy like the first time you see it, and then by, like, the second. The second time someone's like that, you're just like, yeah, that's exactly my card. Like, you don't. You just want to go along for the ride? Of course they're gonna get it right. Like, you want to, like, make it tough for them or be like, be, like, clever back.

[Harry]

So while you guys were doing everything I've always hoped and dreamed of doing.

[Francis]

Yeah. With all your heroes, don't forget.

[Harry]

Yeah. I was upstate having a quiet weekend. And on how we actually was Saturday, they did a major Halloween procession. And they did. They put on a. Like a haunted walk through the woods. Oh, it was deep in the woods.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You had to drive a golf cart way up the hill. And then you start at the. At the base or whatever. And apparently from like 6 to 8pm they had sort of a PG version of this for kids and stuff. No talk and then from like 8 to 9, it was like adults only.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I was like, all right, how bad can it be? You know? And I went with three guys from the golf staff. And we got up there and there was a woman at the front and she had like a seven or eight year old girl with her. I don't know if it was her daughter or someone. Maybe it was some. The girl was dressed up in a spooky way, probably as some sort of like part of the act.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

But she was out at the front at this time and the woman was like giving me or us the instructions and being like, all right, I'm gonna give you guys flashlights and like, you know, if you don't. If you go in and you don't come out, after a little while, we're gonna send in a search party after you. And the little girl went, what's a search party? And I go, it's what comes when there's an Amber Alert. And she goes, what's an Amber Alert? And the woman was like, let's not get. And the.

[Francis]

My name's Amble.

[Rhone]

Oh, she actually said that.

[Harry]

She goes, let's not get into Amber Alerts.

[Rhone]

That's crazy.

[Francis]

So she's going to have to learn, lady.

[Harry]

Yeah. We went in and this thing was fucking terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

[Rhone]

And it's just in the woods.

[Harry]

Yeah. You know, every 40 yards you come upon a new thing.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And the first thing you come upon, I mean, you're like, it's like a. A little girl in a swing.

[Rhone]

Oh, that's creepy.

[Harry]

And she's like, have you seen my mommy? And you're like, no.

[Rhone]

Is she the one working?

[Harry]

Does anyone know her?

[Guest or Minor Speaker]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And she's like, me neither. And then like, you keep walking, she gets off the swing and she starts like skipping behind you at a distance. So you have someone following you there.

[Rhone]

Is it an actual little girl or is it like. Yeah, it's so creepy.

[Harry]

Then you get. Then you come across like. Then they have like whatever, six or seven sort of statues.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And you're walking through. And of course one of them is an actual person that's like still. And then as you get close, it's like, yeah. You're like, oh, whoa.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Then it, it becomes, you know, you walk through these. There's like sheets on either side of you so you can't see what's to the left and to the right. And you're walking through this narrow area and someone on the other side is like, help, Help.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You know, and then like blood splatters against the sheet. And then like a major truck horn honks and scares the out of you. You're just on edge the whole time.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And it's like there's a lot of circus theme.

[Rhone]

Clowns.

[Harry]

I don't know. When circus became creepy, carnival became like the pillar of horror.

[Rhone]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Clowns, I think, had a big part of it.

[Rhone]

John Wayne Gacy.

[Harry]

Who is John Wayne Gacy?

[Rhone]

Serial killer. But he was a clown.

[Harry]

That's where all that came from.

[Rhone]

I just.

[Francis]

I always assume, I think like, Pennywise is like, yeah, that was in this.

[Harry]

That was Stephen king in what, the 80s or 70s. They made that movie.

[Rhone]

I think, now that I think about it, that came out way before John Wayne Casey killed anybody.

[Harry]

Carnival and. And sort of Carney and. And thing as horror.

[Francis]

I think that there was always part of carnival that was like fun house mirrors. I think that that kind of played on people's fear.

[Harry]

Now it seems to be the true driving force more than, you know, say, werewolves or like.

[Rhone]

I think it's just scarier. Like, if you like. Like seeing like a skeleton isn't really scary anymore.

[Francis]

Why?

[Rhone]

Because I. When I think of a skeleton, I just think of like the animations from, like, kids horror movies. There's something rattling their female.

[Harry]

The sort of thin line between fake laughter and merriment and darkness. Yeah, that works like peanut butter and jelly.

[Francis]

You know, it's almost like. It's like little girls and women that are like the scary now.

[Rhone]

Yeah. And clowns.

[Francis]

And clowns. Yeah.

[Rhone]

I don't think if. I think if I was walking through the woods and I saw an actual skeleton, I'd be like, oh, you need directions, buddy? Yeah.

[Harry]

We came upon a guy who. He had a table with a bucket of candy in the front. He was dressed up. I don't remember what he's part of.

[Rhone]

This is still part of the act.

[Harry]

And he goes, take a piece of. And I was like, actually, because I'm unlike some. He's like, take, take a piece. And I went to grab one and he had an axe. Oh, a real ax. Oh. And he. As I grabbed one piece, he slammed it down a foot from my hand into the table, splintering the table, and go. Just one scared the out of me.

[Rhone]

How often do you think those people up just hit someone straight in the hand?

[Harry]

Time to move. Yeah. Guess we're going back to Arizona. So hot there, even on Halloween.

[Rhone]

This costume, I mean, it's got to be a thing.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

It's not like those guys are like insured. Yeah, top of the industry. This is the best act swinger known to man.

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[Francis]

They scream and shit.

[Harry]

I'm talking about, like, going out. No, no. I'm talking dressing up and going to, like, adult Halloween parties with these people don't have kids. So, like, women who put together a sexy outfit.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And there's a lot of men that do it, too. But, like, I checked out a Halloween bout.

[Francis]

Yeah, but you can't feed your Instagram the same way they can.

[Harry]

Fine.

[Francis]

They have carte blanche to be slutty as hell.

[Harry]

You're right. You're absolutely right. And I tweeted about it and it. It really. It was like my whole feed is like, you know, adorable families with really funny and cute coordinated kids outfits, which I like that. That makes me laugh and tickles my soul. And I like that.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And then all of a sudden, it's whore.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Who are just cleavage that is mashed together with some kind of like.

[Rhone]

It's a show of force, you know?

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. Still got it.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Don't forget about me.

[Francis]

There's no subtlety.

[Harry]

It's.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's.

[Harry]

That's all.

[Rhone]

It's a show for the horse.

[Francis]

Yeah. I still got it.

[Harry]

I'm like. I'm like. Does this really do it for you, though? Because. Because it's so. It just so. It's so theatrical and so. So put on.

[Rhone]

I feel like. I will say this year felt like this was the only year on Halloween I didn't do anything. I was just hanging out in my apartment.

[Harry]

You normally do stuff? No, no.

[Rhone]

I was gonna say this was the only year that I felt like, am I. A loser for not because. I think it was. Because it was on a Friday.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Rhone]

It was like, this city was like.

[Harry]

Everyone on both weekends on either side of. Hello. Yeah.

[Francis]

And there's the parade.

[Rhone]

And there's the parade.

[Francis]

And it's in your neighborhood. Yeah.

[Harry]

I got out of the fact that this city this weekend was Halloween and the marathon.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Talk about two groups of people that I want nothing to do with.

[Rhone]

Dude, I was. I was. This morning, I went to the deli and I walked by a pack of people, and they all had the metal on.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

Guys put it away.

[Harry]

Worse than the metal. Worse than the metal is the space blanket. Oh, yeah. They wrap themselves in. They've been rescued from a fire.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

They're out on the curb like.

[Rhone]

Like Captain Phillips.

[Harry]

See how it started, you know?

[Francis]

Yeah, that's. But. But the metal shows this.

[Harry]

You paid for this.

[Rhone]

You had to enter a lottery to get into this.

[Francis]

The medal the next day, though, is so egregious. It's for braggarts only.

[Rhone]

It is, but I feel like I probably would be rocking it if I did it.

[Francis]

No, you would not. You're a humble guy.

[Rhone]

I feel like just, you know, flash it on Instagram and then be done. Yeah, it goes in. It goes in the safe.

[Francis]

Well, you were nice. I mean, I. I think that that's a very good observation. And you even reached out. You're like, this isn't about you, by the way.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

It's like, dude, I don't care.

[Harry]

I also thought, like, that is where Lewis Black did a joke about this, where he goes. He goes, if you're an adult and you're thinking about dressing up for Halloween, don't. He goes, it's a. It's a. It's a holiday for children. And to that end, I will say that when you have young kids and, you know, you do a coordinated family outfit, I fucking love that. Yeah, that is. That's the spirit of Halloween, big time. Look at us. Like, you guys thought about. About that you did something cool. It was great. And I don't. I like all the families, especially if it's like, little kids, you know, I do think that when you have like 8 or 9 year olds who are pretty much almost capable of trick or treating on their own and you go with them in full costume, that's.

[Francis]

That's a little attention seeking starting to blur the line. Yeah, it's a little attention seeking.

[Rhone]

I mean, it's got to suck living in, like, growing up in the city, you probably go trick or treating with Your parents until you're like 17.

[Francis]

No, there's like junk that's all 15 year olds in Pooh Shiesties that have no costume on in the city. There are people outside. I went to Brooklyn Heights to walk around.

[Harry]

That's the. That's the Mecca.

[Rhone]

Is that the premier location?

[Francis]

It's the epicenter.

[Rhone]

King size only.

[Francis]

And the main thing that you go down is this one road that's completely blocked off.

[Harry]

And they're like, garden place.

[Francis]

Paul Rudd's out there. They're like, paul Rudd is.

[Rhone]

Yeah, you told me about that.

[Francis]

And Paul Rudd is like sitting outside and it's like, oh, we gotta go by Paul Rudd's house. And I was like, excited. And then I caught wind of him and it was like, really sad because, like, there's a huge line of kids. Other houses don't have this line. And then right behind it, it's a bigger, like, radius of parents just taking pictures. Zooming in on Paul Rudd as he's giving out candy. Dressed up as Post Malone with, like, his head down. Just, like giving out candy. Like, not. Not ashamed, but just like, have some decency and like, don't exploit me on the night. I'm trying to do one thing as like a neighborhood guy. I was like, we're not even going to his house. Like, it's too exploitative. I felt bad for him.

[Harry]

I'm surprised he was there and not at his place upstate, which is near my place, where you can avoid all of that.

[Rhone]

I'm surprised he didn't just leave out a bucket.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

You know, Rogan was there.

[Francis]

I mean, those. That's his brother.

[Rhone]

He was supposed to be, but he was too tuckered out from trick or treating.

[Harry]

Yeah. I've given out candy. Brooklyn Heights. I lived with that family there for a year. And then we would go sit on the stoop and give out candy. And it was really fun. Except for the fact that there are kids, as you put it, like 14 year olds.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Who are New York kids.

[Harry]

They've got like a bandana on.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Francis]

One of them has a mask. And the rest of them have, like.

[Harry]

They take their. They take their backpack and they just turn it around and wear it on the front open and they go. They come up in their trick or treat and it's like, are you. You're stockpiling to, like, feed yourself for the next six months. These kids do laps and you get to a point where you're like, I've seen. You are.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I would say that I'd Be like, I. I'm not giving you more.

[Rhone]

I would pay so much money to see that.

[Harry]

Not only are you not trying with your costume, not only are you way too fucking old for this, but you're. You're going for thirds. It's the third time.

[Francis]

I see you gotta have a different candy bowl for them. You know what I mean? You got to be giving them the twist.

[Harry]

Here's a Hershey's Kiss.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Here's a piece of candy.

[Rhone]

Small races.

[Francis]

No. Small reasons are good. True.

[Rhone]

You don't want to give those out.

[Francis]

Those are. You got to give them the shitty candy. What's, like, the worst candy?

[Rhone]

There's, like, anything with coconut in it.

[Francis]

I used to think that. And I had an Almond Joy the other day, and it was good.

[Rhone]

Good Almond Joy shouldn't even be around.

[Francis]

I. I used to think that that's a very, like, 30s candy. But I tried it, and it was pretty good.

[Rhone]

I think the best part about Halloween now is just like, I was munching candy all night. No shame.

[Harry]

You feel like you can.

[Rhone]

You have to. It's like you're. You're a piece of if you don't.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rhone]

Jolly Ranchers, chocolate Oreos.

[Francis]

Give me the. I don't. I. I don't want, like, fruity candy. I need the chocolatey on Halloween.

[Rhone]

That's. See, that's. That's, I think, why I never really loved Halloween growing up.

[Harry]

Well, the chocolatey candy is the protein.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It's. The other is the vegetables.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So you should have both, but you don't need to have them on top of each other.

[Rhone]

It does feel that way.

[Harry]

Salad course of Mike and Ikes, and then you move on to your roast chicken of, you know, Mike and X.

[Francis]

I could do without.

[Rhone]

Oh, I love Mike and I.

[Harry]

And the red Mike and I. The pink ones.

[Rhone]

I think the green one. The green is my favorite.

[Harry]

Citrus guy.

[Rhone]

I love a citrus.

[Francis]

What happened to hot tamales? I feel. Or what? Or red hot. What are the red? Mike and Ikes that were spicy.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Everyone decided that they sucked.

[Francis]

Yeah, I like those.

[Harry]

The government used them to pave roads in China.

[Rhone]

They didn't sell any of them.

[Francis]

That's what RFK just had to add to grind against that. Specifically. I gotta pee and do something about my voice for a second.

[Rhone]

All right. Good luck.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

Have fun with that. So what do you think about Tetris?

[Harry]

Yeah, we could do that.

[Rhone]

I think that's a great idea.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Rhone]

I started the Tetris movie last night. You seen it?

[Harry]

Actually I watched some of it and I should have watched more because it was. I was enjoying it.

[Rhone]

It's like.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

I didn't know how thrilling it was going to be.

[Harry]

It's. It's pretty good. It's similar. It came out right around the time of that movie about blackberries.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

BlackBerry phone. And I watched that instead and thought, I don't know if I can do another.

[Rhone]

You didn't like the BlackBerry movie?

[Harry]

No, I liked that very much.

[Francis]

Movie was.

[Harry]

After that. I wasn't in the mood to go back to back.

[Rhone]

Tech.

[Harry]

Tech origin story.

[Rhone]

Yeah. I feel that. I didn't know it. I didn't know it started in Russia, though. That's pretty sick. Tetris.

[Harry]

Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Rhone]

It started in Russia with Roan gone.

[Harry]

It's just reminding me how angry I am with you. He was the buffer.

[Rhone]

I don't even know. I. I feel. I feel like I tried my best.

[Harry]

You did the opposite of everything you said.

[Rhone]

I know, I know. But I tried as hard as I could.

[Harry]

You went to the after party.

[Rhone]

The after party. I will say I wasn't there for long.

[Harry]

It doesn't matter.

[Rhone]

I had to. It wasn't a choice.

[Harry]

A complete.

[Rhone]

Rome was hammered. I had to take. I had to make sure he wasn't going to be a fool.

[Harry]

Come on. Actually.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Really?

[Rhone]

He was standing up during the filming of the show. They had to be like, sit the down.

[Harry]

No way. No. Oh, okay.

[Francis]

Good bit.

[Harry]

It was.

[Rhone]

It was killer. Yeah, he. He was. Have you ever seen Roan drunk?

[Harry]

Yeah, he's pretty demure.

[Rhone]

Yes. He gets drunk.

[Harry]

Yeah. Fine. But he. Yeah, he's like me. Like, you don't really.

[Rhone]

You don't know.

[Harry]

It's not that you don't know necessarily, but you're not worried about us.

[Rhone]

Oh, you got to see him when he's at his. When he's at his peak potential, you.

[Harry]

Get really drunk and that you're a liability. That's what he's saying. I was like, you're very demure. In my.

[Francis]

In my experience, when was I ever a liability?

[Rhone]

Well, you probably don't even remember.

[Francis]

Are you talking about the Yankees game?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

Where I, like, joked. I was like, oh, with my friends. Like, let me joke with my friends. And then, like, him.

[Rhone]

We're not even talking about the Yankees again.

[Francis]

KB all held it against me for the rest of my life. Which time are you talking about?

[Rhone]

We're talking about it. Snl. When you. They had to remove you from the studio because you wouldn't stop Yelling during the show.

[Francis]

I set off a flare during the show.

[Harry]

He tried to say that the only reason that he went to the after party was to make sure that. That you didn't like, blow up because you were so drunk.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I was like, that is not my experience.

[Francis]

At all. Sass is such a scumbag.

[Harry]

Placid drunks. I'm the same way. I am someone like that, which I think is a superpower.

[Rhone]

You get shit faced.

[Francis]

I'm a marathon. I can marathon drink and be like, pretty.

[Harry]

I can be the drunkest that I am. I can be as drunk as humanly possible for me, which. The next step for me is throwing up. I don't black out.

[Rhone]

You just throw up.

[Harry]

I just throw up. And then. But I will not. I won't be like fighting people or like breaking or saying racial slurs or whatever. You know what I mean?

[Francis]

I say racial slurs just as much sober.

[Harry]

I'm not antagonistic.

[Francis]

I don't have to get drunk.

[Harry]

I'm not emotional. I'm just. I'm trying to convince people I'm not that.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

And therefore I focus very hard on. On my addiction.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

I feel like I used to think I was like that, and then I realized I wasn't like, you caught video of yourself. Yeah, I was like, I. No one can even tell when I'm drunk.

[Francis]

And then you saw one case race.

[Rhone]

Yeah. And I was like, everyone knows when I'm. When I've had one beer.

[Harry]

I think a part of it is. Is learned.

[Rhone]

Yeah, probably.

[Harry]

It's like getting in shape.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Work out that muscle. It's like drunk driving.

[Francis]

Sure. Are we drinking upstate?

[Harry]

Yeah, we should. We should do.

[Francis]

We don't have to.

[Harry]

No, I. Of course I will. I would like to.

[Francis]

We could. We could keep it off the. We could put on the leaf if you want.

[Harry]

I have a cocktail I'm dying to try to make, which comes from Friday, Saturday, Sunday in Philadelphia. And it.

[Rhone]

Was that a bar?

[Harry]

Yeah, it's a restaurant bar, but they have a cocktail there. I think I've mentioned.

[Rhone]

Have we been there? Is that where we went before the out of order show last year?

[Harry]

No, no, no. That place that never brought out your food. No, that was not this place. This place is awesome. And there's a guy. There's a. The lead bartender there invented a cocktail, and I think it's called the Ambassador's delight. And I DM'd the restaurant for the recipe.

[Rhone]

Really?

[Francis]

Is there egg white involved?

[Harry]

No.

[Rhone]

Did they give you the full. They just Gave you the recipe?

[Harry]

Well, they. They did give me the recipe, but then they were like, you have to make a. A wine shrub which requires some work. And they were like, in order to figure out how he does that, you need to buy this cookbook. And I bought the cookbook, really? Which is called the Last Call. It's like, if the bar every. A bunch of famous bartenders around the country to make one cocktail, what would they make? And it has his recipe in there.

[Rhone]

So what is the drink?

[Francis]

Yeah. What's in it?

[Rhone]

Or is it.

[Francis]

Or what's the base?

[Rhone]

I think it's Weintraub Wine shrub. No.

[Francis]

Isn't that the. The AT T lady's real name? Melissa Weintraub. You know who else was at snl? Flow from Progressive.

[Rhone]

I never saw her either.

[Francis]

Did you hear people talking about it?

[Rhone]

I just heard everyone be like, that was flow.

[Harry]

It's rum, cognac, mulled wine shrub, Averna, and then habanero tincture.

[Rhone]

Habanero tincture. Is that. Is there alcohol in that or.

[Harry]

Don't worry about it. You're sober.

[Rhone]

True. I feel like we could make a non alcoholic.

[Harry]

I don't want to include you in my life anymore. Actually, I actually had this thought. I was. I was driving in today and I was. I was like, just pissed off at the world.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I was. I thought about it. I actually thought about this. I was like, I don't really think I want to try to be a good person anymore.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I think that it has become abundantly clear to me. And by the way, I'm not even saying I'm a good person.

[Francis]

I'm trying. Yeah.

[Harry]

But I just don't think there's any benefit to it anymore. I've learned from your example that, you know, just living with complete self interest and just whatever I want to do, whatever makes me happy. And that is what I want to do. There's no. You're doing better than I am. Because what I lose by being concerned about other people's feelings, it's wasted motion is a waste of fucking time. Clearly.

[Rhone]

I don't think that's true.

[Harry]

You're doing just as well. You're more liked than I am. You're probably more successful, and you are a.

[Rhone]

No, I'm not. I'm not. And I also do care about other people.

[Harry]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Rhone]

If I didn't. If I didn't care about the SNL thing, I wouldn't have texted you about it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

I would have just gone no, but.

[Francis]

What he cared about was the repercussions for him. No, they don't care about other people. He's cared about the blood.

[Rhone]

I texted Francis and I said, go. If you go to the party, I'll go to the party.

[Harry]

Wait a minute. Oh, you did say that. Yes, you said. You said, if I don't want to go to the party. But if you were gonna.

[Rhone]

I said, if you're still on the fence about going to the party, I'll get.

[Harry]

You did that while you were going to the main event. Yeah, that's like being like, I'm going to this wedding that you're not invited to. But I know that there's a chance you might get the look for this, like, late night bar when nobody El. Else wants to be.

[Rhone]

I don't think. No, that's not what.

[Harry]

We want to go to that. I'll happily meet you after.

[Rhone]

No, that's not after.

[Harry]

The thing, though. The most fun thing. After you. You know the thing I would say the scraps of the evening with.

[Rhone]

I would argue that after was more fun than present.

[Harry]

Don't buy that. You said you only stayed for a minute.

[Rhone]

A couple minutes.

[Francis]

He stayed longer than a minute.

[Harry]

I believe that.

[Rhone]

I had to make sure Ron was going to get home.

[Harry]

I'm gonna drown you.

[Rhone]

We had a family to look after.

[Harry]

You better work on your lung capacity.

[Rhone]

Well, you guys better learn how to tie a clinch knot, because I'm not tying a single one.

[Francis]

Why are you.

[Rhone]

You're on. You're on the shit.

[Harry]

What?

[Francis]

What did I do?

[Rhone]

Yeah, you're on his list, too.

[Francis]

What are you talking about? I stayed late with you. Smoked that joint on the way in with you. Smoked the joint before snl.

[Rhone]

There was no joint smoked. Not a single joint was smoked. He thought there was.

[Francis]

He wanted to smoke a joint on the way in.

[Rhone]

Wrong with smoking cigarettes. Butts that he picked up off the ground. And he was like, dude, this weed is so strong.

[Francis]

I was splitting them open and packing a lift with it. Cigarette butts that were laying around. Oh, man, we could have used a guy like you. But, Francis, if you had said yes, I probably wouldn't have even got the invite. Honestly.

[Harry]

That's very. That's. That's so.

[Francis]

That's exactly true.

[Harry]

That's. I don't think that's exactly true because.

[Francis]

I didn't even get. They get the look until after the fact. So your altruism of saying, no, don't go. Let him. Let him get on the life raft. I'll go down with the ship.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You float away and tell a story with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet years later. That's what you wanted of me.

[Rhone]

Yeah. Maybe when you go, they'll be like. Maybe like Sabrina Carpenter will be hosting.

[Harry]

Great.

[Francis]

But you don't like her.

[Harry]

I'll. I'll make out with her.

[Francis]

No. You think she's a famously round face.

[Rhone]

Oh, yeah, I forgot. You don't like Sabrina Carpenter.

[Harry]

I'll just grab her ball. Her face like a beach ball. Like I'm inflating a beach ball.

[Rhone]

That's crazy. We don't do Sabrina slander on this show. That's where I cross the line.

[Harry]

I've come around on her.

[Rhone]

I'm a Sabrina.

[Harry]

I'll allow her. Now.

[Rhone]

I love. I love Sabrina.

[Harry]

She's cool. She's got some. She's got. She's feisty.

[Francis]

She's very sexual.

[Harry]

I know, I like that.

[Francis]

But do you think she put lays it on thick Too thick though?

[Rhone]

I think it's just her style.

[Francis]

Do you think that she's just trying to fight against the Disney. The Disney vacation of herself?

[Rhone]

Probably. That's where I knew her from, was Disney.

[Francis]

I knew Hilary Duff from Disney.

[Rhone]

Of course.

[Francis]

You know who Hilary Duff is?

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I bet they named a bar in the Simpsons after her.

[Rhone]

The Buff Bar.

[Francis]

Yeah, the whole beer brand.

[Harry]

The beer.

[Rhone]

What is the beer they drink?

[Francis]

Duff.

[Rhone]

Duff. I say Buff.

[Francis]

Don't matter.

[Rhone]

Doesn't really matter.

[Harry]

I got it wrong too. I said the bar. It's not the bar. Mo is the bar.

[Francis]

Mo, which they named after Mo, the bartender.

[Rhone]

Of course.

[Francis]

How would he even be able to afford that as a bartender? How did. How does Mo afford owning the bar?

[Harry]

It's a good question.

[Francis]

I guess there's bad overhead on bars.

[Harry]

Probably had some investors. He's the only one likes here.

[Rhone]

Yeah, there's one employee.

[Francis]

If we got a bunch of money as a show and we had to like have a spin off brand or like open a spin off brick and mortar, what would you guys hope to open?

[Harry]

Well, let's put it this way. If we opened a bar. I hate to say it, I do think we should call it Harry's because.

[Rhone]

Harry's my life list will not be there. A famous Harry's Bar probably right across the street.

[Francis]

Harry Saloon.

[Rhone]

There's Harry's Bar directly across the street. I think there's a right by Triple Crown.

[Harry]

Something in. Maybe it's in Fidi. Harry's bar. Yeah, it is in High Dye and it's a restaurant and it's an old steakhouse. I've been there and it's fantastic. I would say we should go, but I'm not really friends with Harry anymore.

[Francis]

I love to go with you sometimes.

[Harry]

We can do that. We can all three do it.

[Francis]

Bring my kids.

[Harry]

Plenty of ambient noise.

[Rhone]

I would go to Harry's. I would also go to Mustang Harry's, which is just two blocks away.

[Harry]

That place is.

[Rhone]

Yeah. I've never been, to be honest. More of a triple crown guy.

[Francis]

Triple crown clothes, bro. Did it, dumbass. Maybe a sandwich shop.

[Harry]

We're gonna have a fun time upstate.

[Francis]

Oh, my God, I have so much weed.

[Rhone]

I don't smoke weed.

[Harry]

Oh, my God, do I have weed?

[Francis]

I would love to get fried with you guys and watch something scary.

[Rhone]

You know what I did the other day? I went on Friday morning, I went out and I bought chewing tobacco. And I was like, maybe I'll be a chewing tobacco guy.

[Harry]

Dip.

[Rhone]

Dip.

[Harry]

You bought dip?

[Rhone]

Long cut.

[Harry]

What?

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Part of a Halloween costume.

[Rhone]

No, no, it's just my Halloween. That was my celebration. Packed a lip for maybe 30 seconds and I spit it out and threw away the entire can.

[Guest or Minor Speaker]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Wait, but lip or long cuts different from chewing tobacco?

[Harry]

No, that's what that.

[Francis]

Chewing tobacco. Unless like red man.

[Rhone]

Yeah, long cut is long cuts. Just the pinch.

[Harry]

Yeah, but I. I put long cut skull under the family of chewing tobacco.

[Rhone]

Same.

[Harry]

Yeah, and maybe that's wrong, but I just associated with.

[Rhone]

If you swallow it, you'll throw up.

[Harry]

In college, everybody. I knew that. I don't know. I wonder how popular dip still is, because now the pouches. The pouches have thrown a Lucy.

[Francis]

And you have the time of your life.

[Harry]

Yeah, but in our time. In my time, not your time.

[Rhone]

No, I. I've done chewing tobacco. Everyone did chewing tobacco when I was growing up.

[Harry]

Really?

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Francis]

When did you grow up? In the 1800s.

[Rhone]

My friends. My friends are doing chewing tobacco when we were like 12.

[Harry]

Is this like your 911 bit?

[Rhone]

No, I swear to God.

[Harry]

Came out of the womb.

[Rhone]

We did the. We did the. We used to do the actual.

[Francis]

The.

[Rhone]

The long cut pouches.

[Harry]

I remember being extremely buzzed from a very young age.

[Rhone]

I remember. I remember doing chewing tobacco with braces.

[Harry]

And it was.

[Rhone]

And it was long cut. And the same thing I would. I always did the same thing. I put in for 30 seconds and spit it out.

[Harry]

Hockey players made it so cool. We.

[Rhone]

That's where we.

[Harry]

Everybody.

[Rhone]

That's everyone I was friends with played hockey.

[Francis]

Yeah, you just spit it on the ice.

[Rhone]

I don't know.

[Harry]

You say Everyone. You. I'm gonna give you more credit than that.

[Rhone]

You played hockey, but not at this age. Oh, I quit already.

[Harry]

All the hockey players did. And when I got to college, some of the lacrosse players would. And sometimes when I got really drunk, just to see how far we could send it, I'd throw a lip in for them.

[Rhone]

That's immediate hell.

[Harry]

No, it was fine when I was drunk. When I did it sober, it was hell.

[Rhone]

Really, I'm the total opposite. If I were to throw. Like. I remember the first time I ever did one of the pouches, I was like. It was. I was trying to quit vaping, and I was drinking at the stand, and I put in a pouch. We were, like, all sitting at a table and I just got Irish goodbye.

[Harry]

Are you talking like a lushy pouch or like a. Okay, yeah. Because they also have the pouch pouches for school.

[Rhone]

Yeah, yeah. No, this was like a Lucy pouch. You got the spins, I got the everythings. I got every symptom.

[Francis]

You're just going in a figure 8.

[Rhone]

I had to go straight back, but I didn't even know I was capable of feeling that anymore because I've used nicotine for so long, I don't know if I am.

[Harry]

I think long cut skulls.

[Rhone]

I did the long cut.

[Harry]

That's why I have a different color. Is that. Is that the saying?

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Rhone]

That's why I did it. And I didn't feel anything. And then I was like. And it's making me feel shitty.

[Harry]

One time we did it, we were driving to Dartmouth, and I was with a bunch of older guys on the team, and we. We drove. It was like, all back roads to Dartmouth.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Nowhere. And I think we were just going up to, like, party for the weekend or something, and all the guys in the car threw lips in, and I just. They were like, you want them? I was like, yeah. In the car, through the back seat.

[Francis]

You have no that. You can't go anywhere.

[Rhone]

I feel. I feel sick thinking about.

[Harry]

I had to ask us to pull over. Yeah, I had to ask us to pull over so that we could pull over and I could get out and throw up on the side.

[Rhone]

That's the worst throw up there is. Yeah, it's bad nicotine. Throwing up from any kind of nicotine is the worst throw up. It's vicious.

[Francis]

See through white.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Imagine if you're sitting in the middle seat.

[Rhone]

It's literally like you die for 10 minutes and then you come back to life immediately. I remember we like. Like, when vaping became a thing, I Remember we got like a shitty small like refillable vape and. And we went to one of my friend's house on like a Friday and we were all hitting it and then it like exploded. It like blew up in Peter's mouth and. Yeah. And he was laying down in the middle of the woods like, like couldn't move or else he would throw up. And we just had to sit in the woods.

[Francis]

We were.

[Rhone]

I don't even know why we were in the woods. Like we were in the woods just like around.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Rhone]

But then it became a thing where we were just like stuck in the woods because if he tried to get up, he would puke.

[Harry]

You know, that's something I like about you. We had that in common. We both, we, we around in the woods.

[Rhone]

Of course.

[Harry]

I think we're back. Great.

[Rhone]

I'm glad.

[Harry]

You and me, we're back.

[Rhone]

That's all it took was the woods.

[Francis]

A little shared ground. Little common ground is so nice.

[Harry]

Leaf covered ground.

[Rhone]

I'm pumped to get in the woods this week.

[Harry]

Yeah, we're going to.

[Rhone]

I haven't been fishing since I was in Wyoming.

[Harry]

Listen, I'll just say this right now. If you guys want to extend a couple of days, I don't see any reason we have to come home.

[Rhone]

Don't you have spot on Thursday? I do. I think that's why we're going home.

[Harry]

I have strep throw right now.

[Rhone]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I can. I'm going to wait to play that card smart.

[Francis]

If you played it today, it'd be like, well, you'll be good by Thursday.

[Harry]

Yeah, right.

[Rhone]

Wait for those symptoms to fully kick in.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's gonna be so nice. What are we gonna do while we're fishing to like get our, to get our minds twisted?

[Rhone]

Probably drink nothing.

[Harry]

You want some long cut?

[Rhone]

That's how I'm. Yeah, that's actually a great time to do it.

[Harry]

What should.

[Rhone]

Ooh, we'll throw a couple lips in mushrooms. I'd like to just, you know, fish.

[Harry]

We could get you some weed. You, you love weed.

[Rhone]

Not while fishing.

[Francis]

Automatic. That's automatic? Yeah. I mean that's baseline. That's like, are we going to be breathing air there?

[Harry]

It's like, did we eat breakfast this morning?

[Rhone]

This is going to be the difference between a 28 inch brown trout and no fish.

[Francis]

What?

[Harry]

You don't think you can fish high?

[Rhone]

You don't even consider lighting a joint until you've already landed a fish.

[Harry]

Is that true? Yeah, it's, it's one of those sort of what's the word I'm looking for? Superstitious things.

[Rhone]

That's what me and my friends do when we. When we. Though we do it with like the. We would do it with the Jewel. We'd be like, no one's hitting the Jewel until we catch a fish.

[Harry]

No, you did it with joints. But I love that you finally admitted.

[Rhone]

No, my friends don't. My friends don't smoke weed.

[Harry]

Uhhuh.

[Francis]

Just like you don't.

[Rhone]

No. Yes.

[Harry]

All right.

[Rhone]

I got a piss and I think, Francis, you got a meeting.

[Harry]

Don't you put that evil on me.

[Rhone]

I gotta keep. I gotta keep track of both of you boys. Make sure you're getting your done. Francis, you got a meeting. Ron, don't you have a family to take care of? All right, thank you guys for listening to the podcast.

[Francis]

We'll be back week for us. We're recording tomorrow. We're recording the next day. Next week is going to be the biggest week of son of a Boy dad history. It's called fish week. Please subscribe now. As we affirmed, if we get to 150,000 subscribers by the end of the year, a little Sasquatch will do Surviving Barstool. So it's all. It's actually on you guys.

[Rhone]

All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday.

[Harry]

I got.

[Rhone]

I got a piss real quick.

[Guest or Minor Speaker]

Looked older to you Came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way J were drifting.

[Francis]

Was.

[Guest or Minor Speaker]

I so, so then you listen now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling my way way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way that is true, you're right did you realize no one could take me alive? I was only falling one way See just a distant light oh, just a memory Take my hand and you can see Sam, take.