The Northwest Front | Son of a Boy Dad #344

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #344 — "The Northwest Front" | Summary

Date: October 16, 2025
Hosts: Harry (Lil Sasquatch/Sass), Francis, and Harry
Producer/Guide Figure: Rone (brief appearance at end)
Context: Lil Sasquatch recently dropped out of college and is seeking guidance from his producer Rone, exploring what it means to be a man, building a worldview, and navigating adult life.

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Episode Overview

This lively and sprawling episode weaves the hosts’ trademark blend of irreverent banter, self-deprecating humor, pop culture riffing, and discussions about growing up. The core runs through post-college confusion, social dynamics at Barstool, viral manufactured drama, true crime TV fatigue, exercise routines, and trying to figure out adulthood with some actual (if accidental) wisdom.

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Structured Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Barstool Drama & Manufactured Hype

Timestamps: 01:17–06:00

• The hosts recap the recent viral “first class list” controversy at Barstool, poking fun at themselves and the fanbase for buying into "scripted drama."
• They debate who got thrown under the bus and poke fun at Barstool’s pseudo-reality TV storytelling.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “Manufactured drama does it again.” – Harry (02:03)
  • “It was all fake, you fucking idiots.” – Harry (02:05)
  • “I bet that would do numbers.” – Sass (02:09)

2. Inside Barstool Social Life

Timestamps: 06:13–09:00

• Conspiratorial asides about the company's Slack conversations, the "first class list," and alleged jock favoritism at Barstool.
• Jokes about the “C-suite” and sports stars getting preferential treatment.
• They riff about high school sports, Poland Spring water, and geography confusion.
• Dark jokes involving Poland and WWII camps, displaying their characteristic boundary-pushing style.

3. “True Crime Fatigue” and Serial Killers in Pop Culture

Timestamps: 09:36–25:46

• Group commiserates about the mainstream's obsession with serial killer television shows like Netflix’s Ed Gein series (Ryan Murphy’s latest).
• Some hosts express a desire to avoid dark, graphic media as they get older.
• They discuss show accuracy, whether creators glamorize/misinform true crime, and the influence of Ed Gein on movies like “Psycho” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
  • “I don't need to see Ted Bundy removing a head from a body in 4K, folks.” – Francis (21:43)
  • “The mother shit is crazy. It's always the mom. It's always a mom thing in every one of these.” – Francis (13:34)
• Debate about which elements are factual and how Ryan Murphy “always throws in something weird.”
• Quote:
  • “If you spend enough time working with any psychologist as a young man, it will always be revealed to you that your relationship with your mother is the cause of all of your problems.” – Sass (13:46)

4. Musicals, Theater, and Light-Hearted Breaks

Timestamps: 18:58–21:37, 41:31–41:47

• Sass attended “Operation Mincemeat” and gushes about its production value ("five-member cast playing 20 roles").
• Group reminisces about high school musicals (“Phantom of the Opera”).
• Light banter about Broadway vs. London’s West End.
  • “I would rather fly to London than go to Times Square.” – Francis (20:40)

5. Social Commentary: Incels, Airport Workers, and Stand-Up Comedy

Timestamps: 29:03–34:37

• Sass and Harry riff on incel culture, Hudson News/airport jobs, and how some comics, scandalized and "Me Too’d", transition to stand-up.
• Discussion of Bill Cosby and R. Kelly attempting comedy or work-released tours ("is that real?").
  • “Being an incel just adds more stress to your life.” – Francis (30:07)
  • “I tried to do a bit about Hudson News for a while because I was trying to figure out why anyone would work at Hudson News…” – Sass (31:45)

6. Duke Grads, College Vibes, and Cokehead Stereotypes

Timestamps: 42:27–44:08

• They joke about the cockiness of Duke alumni and compare them to Ivy Leaguers.
• Stereotypes about sports, drug use (“everyone I know from Duke does more cocaine than anyone from any other school”), and Daniel Jones’ NFL career.

7. World War Movie Riff: “All Quiet on the Western Front” and Dubbing

Timestamps: 44:32–47:46

• Praise for recent All Quiet on the Western Front adaptation ("so well dubbed you wouldn't know," “dreary but amazing”).
• The group debates dubs vs. subtitles and authenticity.
  • “I can’t do it if I know that it was supposed to be in another language.” – Sass (46:43)

8. Gym Culture, Health, and Growing Up Physically

Timestamps: 52:17–56:46

• Sass describes his hardcore workout routines and finding joy in exercise again; Francis discusses his weight loss ("down 30 pounds from Skankfest").
• The crew discuss keeping routines, breaking through workout “cloud cover,” and maintaining mental health through movement.
  • “Working out when you're in good shape is the only time working out is ever somewhat enjoyable.” – Francis (55:41)

9. Plans, Adulting, and (In)competence with Kids

Timestamps: 57:36–61:43

• Banter about volunteering, community service, and who's most responsible with kids—spoiler: nobody wants to trust Francis.
  • “I wouldn’t give you a goldfish.” – Sass (58:49)
• Sass outlines his upcoming New Zealand trip—golf, hiking, fishing.

10. Hunting, Ducks, and Specious Animal Morality

Timestamps: 61:20–63:44

• Light debate on hunting ethics; Harry reveals ducks are the "rapists of the sky" (with comically deadpan delivery).
• Francis admits he'd rather wear animals on sweatshirts than hunt them.

11. Odds & Ends and Signature Self-Awareness

Timestamps: 63:46–66:08

• On happiness, self-perception, and career flubs.
• Briefly plug stand-up shows; web admin woes ("My website is not a thing. I get so many DMs about this.” – Francis 64:58).

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “It was all fake, you fucking idiots.” – Harry (02:05)
• “If you spend enough time working with any psychologist as a young man, it will always be revealed to you that your relationship with your mother is the cause of all of your problems.” – Sass (13:46)
• “I would rather fly on a plane to London than ever go to Times Square.” – Francis (20:40)
• “Being an incel just adds more stress to your life.” – Francis (30:07)
• “I tried to do a bit about Hudson News for a while because I was trying to figure out why anyone would work at Hudson News…” – Sass (31:45)
• “Working out when you’re in good shape is the only time working out is ever somewhat enjoyable.” – Francis (55:41)
• “I wouldn’t give you a goldfish.” – Sass (58:49)

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Tone & Style

The episode is proto-chaotic but endearingly honest, loaded with sarcasm, raunchy humor, and confessions. Sass and Francis openly acknowledge the directionlessness of post-college life, mostly through roundabout jokes and pop-culture riffs, but the subtext is real: trying to figure out how to be an adult, what’s worth their time, and how the world works in your 20s.

The hosts poke fun at everything (themselves, internet drama, Netflix, masculinity, company culture), refuse to take themselves seriously, but sometimes stumble into genuine observations about growing up, seeking happiness, and self-improvement.

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Segment Timestamps — Quick Guide

• [01:17–06:00] Barstool “First Class List” manufactured drama
• [09:36–25:46] True crime TV, Ed Gein, and discomfort with serial killer media
• [18:58–21:47] Musicals, theater, and Broadway quirks
• [29:03–34:37] Incel jokes, jobs, stand-up exiles
• [42:27–44:08] Duke grad stereotypes
• [44:32–47:46] “All Quiet on the Western Front” film discussion
• [52:17–56:46] Gym routines, health, and physical transformation
• [57:36–61:43] Community service, adulting, social competence
• [61:20–63:44] Hunting opinions, animal humor

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Final Thoughts

This episode serves as an irreverent snapshot of friendship, masculinity, and early adulthood in the content era—equal parts chaos, self-mockery, and unexpected candor. For listeners, it's a window into the messy, funny, often contradictory state of growing up in public, with (just enough) lessons under the raunch.

Transcript

[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

Everybody got everything out of their system.

[Francis]

I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm an open book.

[Harry]

I feel free.

[Francis]

I feel like the shackles have been lifted now. I will say this is probably the biggest thing I've ever been a part of easily.

[Harry]

No, no, not the draft. The draft video.

[Francis]

I think this might be bigger. This was like. I think in my eyes, this was like. It was like someone at CNN like this probably went over their desk and they were like, we'll save that for another day.

[Harry]

It's gonna be John Oliver being like at Bostral Sports. Crazy things are happening.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it was very big.

[Harry]

Good for numbers, good for the show.

[Francis]

Great for the show.

[Harry]

Manufactured drama does it again.

[Francis]

I know.

[Harry]

It was all fake, you fucking idiots.

[Francis]

I know. We all fly first class at barstool.

[Sass]

Yes. I went to Harry and I was like, dude, wouldn't it be funny if you got me taken off the first class list? I bet that would do numbers.

[Harry]

The scriptwriters this season went fucking crazy.

[Sass]

Yeah, I don't think we really should talk about it too much more. I think we've beating it to a bloody pulp. But I will say that the, the spillover from it because it's now like it's somehow turned into this thing where people were like, oh, the door is open. Yeah, let's just run Francis's carcass into the cement.

[Harry]

Who ran carcass?

[Sass]

Who? Who didn't?

[Harry]

I saw both of you guys getting a little bit of guff online.

[Sass]

It's amazing that it was so, so like bifurcated that it was.

[Francis]

I just don't know when it. When the hype built around it for it to be that big. Like, it was.

[Sass]

It was a slow burn.

[Francis]

I think people were like, were waiting. Like Titus was talking about he woke up at 6:00am to listen.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I will say I was like, when did it. I didn't know it was that big of a deal.

[Sass]

I will say it was very hard to know what to do with the episode, the much anticipated episode, because, you know, people were like disappointed in how it was delivered and it's like, well, what did you. Oh, you actually wanted me to rape Harry. That's. That's the climax that people wanted. Can we get real for a second?

[Harry]

Actual climax?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah. I think it was. That was kind of a. Well, it wasn't a lose by any means, cuz it was our biggest episode ever. But I. I know what you mean.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

There was nothing.

[Sass]

How do you. How do you deliver that?

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Sass]

In a way that like satisfies everybody.

[Harry]

I think it was pretty satisfactory to people.

[Francis]

It was a pretty. I mean, I listened.

[Harry]

You sat your ass down.

[Francis]

It's really not as long of the episode as you would think. It's like 15 minutes. And then there's like an hour and 20 minutes of us just talking.

[Harry]

Mm. Chopping it up like regular bros. Usually when people say that they watch something that I was in, they are talking about like a clip that they saw.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

But this was something that people really were referencing.

[Francis]

Every part of it was crazy. Yeah.

[Harry]

That's nice.

[Francis]

I guess.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You got to keep on doing fake, fake shit like that.

[Francis]

I know.

[Sass]

Who knows? That's a couple episodes in a two week span. That one in the McCusker one that have really cracked into.

[Harry]

It's like McCusker's got to be doubting himself because, like, did he even blow that episode up or was it gas at the end?

[Sass]

Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Harry]

Like, were people coming for gas? Because there's proof of concept that us talking flights is. Yeah, I think someone ran the script. Did you see that?

[Francis]

Almost like every episode.

[Harry]

Maybe like 180 out of 340 episodes we mentioned.

[Sass]

Like, that's so airplane.

[Francis]

No, I think Airplane was almost all of them. And Delta was like 50% of every episode.

[Sass]

That is too funny.

[Harry]

Delta should be upgrading us. Honestly, who has ever talked about Delta this much?

[Sass]

I agree. And I have reached out to them and they.

[Francis]

The problem is with Delta is if we get. If we ever get in with Delta, then we can't talk shit about them. And I was talking shit.

[Sass]

I don't ever say anything bad about them.

[Francis]

Oh, that's my number. I'm always talking shit.

[Harry]

Because you've never been in that sweet Delta One lounge.

[Francis]

I haven't, no. JFK and lax.

[Sass]

I found out last thing on this, I found out who the person was who originally in the C suite chat, who sort of suggested that I should be the person who tipped the first cow, so to speak. And it was our Chairman of Commerce or whatever the fuck. Bernstein. Berenstein the bear guy? Yeah, Berenstein the bear, the guy.

[Francis]

I don't know who.

[Harry]

Mandela Effect.

[Francis]

That sounds like an important name in it.

[Harry]

Yeah, Berenstein. And what did you do with that information? Or how'd you come across it?

[Sass]

Well, the message that was sent in that slack got to me, and even though the name was redacted, it was sloppily redacted, I'm guessing by gas to allow for just enough of a scent for me to follow the trail. And the name ended in. And I looked through the whole C suite, and he was the only one. I don't know him. I don't know him at all.

[Harry]

Oh, but soon you will.

[Sass]

Well, I'm sorry to. I'm sorry to know that, you know, unfortunately, I have to hate him now because I don't. I didn't have anything against him prior. And.

[Harry]

And what do you think makes him such a jock sniffer? Do you know what I mean?

[Francis]

Do you think. Do you have a face like. Do you know what. Do you know what he looks like?

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all seen this guy. He's up here somewhere.

[Harry]

So. So he was the one who said that Francis shouldn't be on, but Gruden should.

[Sass]

Yeah, he go, you know, someone legal. Paul was like, does anyone think that there should be some revisions to the first class list? And then that guy piped up and said, well, like, you know, nothing against Francis, but he's on the first class and John Gruden flies southwest. That doesn't seem. Yeah, that seems a little off to me.

[Harry]

First off, Southwest, you can pick.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Second of all, just because someone played pro sports, they get grandfathered in. That's all time jock Sniffery.

[Francis]

It's sniffing.

[Harry]

It's that sniffery. So that means smooth on it. Jason Williams on it. Pat Bev on it. Biz on it. Wit on it. Arian Foster on it. Jon Gruden on it. I mean, automatically grandfathered in just because they played a sport before.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Did they not know about Harvard lacrosse? Did they not know about the soccer team? Did they not know about you guys playing against the special needs basketball team and you putting up 34 points?

[Sass]

Okay, they weren't special needs. They were.

[Francis]

They were women.

[Sass]

It was Freiburg Academy. It was the girls team. Freiburg Academy.

[Harry]

Same as having Steen at the end of the Name A. Berg. You know what I mean? Bergstein implies limitations.

[Sass]

We also used to play Poland from Whence the Spring comes.

[Francis]

Really?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Actual Poland.

[Harry]

Poland Spring.

[Sass]

And they have. That's what they're. That's where.

[Francis]

Poland.

[Sass]

Which, for my money, I mean. Never mind.

[Harry]

What?

[Sass]

I can't say it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Let me. Let me find out that Fiji is also in Maine.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

The water company. Because I always thought the Poland Spring was in Poland.

[Sass]

No. Yeah. Poland, Maine.

[Harry]

Now, you'll have to differentiate that Poland is where the.

[Sass]

Yeah. And let's just be clear. It doesn't hold a candle to our beloved body armor.

[Harry]

Oh, yes. Trash. But Poland is also where the concentration camps are.

[Francis]

Were.

[Harry]

Were. Which could be. I mean, that's.

[Sass]

That's a good catch. Were, but still are.

[Francis]

Just chiming in where I can.

[Sass]

Oh, man.

[Harry]

I mean, I was just starting to cook on concentration camps.

[Francis]

I know. We were just getting going on that. And then you said the opposing sponsors. Concentration camps.

[Harry]

Throws things off. You know, we're at Auschwitz Co. You're talking about Krakow.

[Sass]

Dachau. Da Kaow is a city in Poland, right? Yeah. Or is it.

[Harry]

Yeah. I know as much about. Yeah. About this as Dave does. Didn't he try to send that kid to Germany for a concentration. He's like, he did send you to Germany. Yeah.

[Francis]

He was gonna send him to Auschwitz, right?

[Sass]

Yeah. And the kid was like, wait a minute, they're closed. I'm not going.

[Harry]

You want to go to, like. It was Jurassic Park.

[Francis]

It is like a museum, right? You can go and tour it.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah. I don't know. I'm a little. I'm a little over. Like, I feel like I'm kind of entering a stage in my life where, like, the sad. Like, I'm kind of avoiding, like, the dark shit.

[Sass]

I know.

[Francis]

Like, the sad music and stuff. It's kind of just like, why I don't disagree.

[Sass]

And I do a bit about it, but I went and saw the genocide memorial in Rwanda.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Kigali. And it kind of like, ruined my year.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sass]

It's just there were things that I saw and learned there where it was. It was like when you're a kid and you see a horror movie and it's just burned into your brain for, like, five years.

[Francis]

Yeah. So I started. This all stemmed from. I started watching that serial killer show on Netflix. The. What is Ed Sheen?

[Harry]

Ed Sheeran.

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Did you watch.

[Sass]

I've watched the first two episodes.

[Francis]

I'm out. I'm tapping.

[Sass]

Wait, how many did you watch?

[Francis]

Maybe one. Maybe one or two. And I'm.

[Sass]

I'm actually. Here's the thing. The second episode. Spoiler alert. Gets into how his life influenced Alfred Hitchcock's making of Psycho.

[Francis]

That stuff is interesting.

[Sass]

That's interesting.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Sass]

I didn't know it was going to go in that direction at all. And that actually is very compelling.

[Francis]

That's by far the most. The best part of the show.

[Sass]

Agreed. But, like, so that's what made me think I should stick with it because I thought it was just gonna be him. Fucking dead women.

[Francis]

Yeah, but that even, like, dude, I don't know.

[Harry]

You into it.

[Sass]

Well, you know, it's so graphic.

[Francis]

And it's also like Ryan Murphy. So it's. You don't know what's made up. That's just like some freak porn fantasy that he's had himself that he's now.

[Sass]

But this is what all of his shows have been.

[Francis]

Yeah, but like, even Dahmer, I was kind of like, once you figured out that it's like, he exaggerated a lot of stuff. It's a lot of this, a lot of that.

[Sass]

Then you're like, I couldn't watch Dahmer, though, but I can watch this one. And I also, like, this is way worse for me. Correct.

[Francis]

Maybe I'm.

[Harry]

I.

[Francis]

Maybe I'm ahead of you.

[Sass]

You might be.

[Francis]

But wait, there is graphic shit that I was like. I never needed to see that ever.

[Harry]

Like what?

[Francis]

Like a ice box of vaginas?

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one I just watched.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I was like, that is crazy.

[Harry]

I didn't even know that they pop off like that.

[Francis]

No, I don't think they do.

[Sass]

Women are Mrs. Potato Heads.

[Harry]

Yeah. I didn't realize that you could just get a box of, like, you're collecting.

[Francis]

So gross.

[Sass]

They censored the toy. But actual women, you can.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. That is fascinating.

[Francis]

Yeah. And he's like making lampshades out of skin. And I was like, I just, you know, maybe I'll watch Remember the Titans instead. But wasn't something a little more easy?

[Sass]

Wasn't Dahmer just this bad?

[Francis]

Was just as bad.

[Sass]

So, so why did you like Dahmer so much? Because I couldn't watch Dahmer.

[Francis]

I didn't like Dahmer. I liked the. I watched the movie that came out before the show.

[Sass]

I thought that was good on Dahmer.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Who was in that?

[Francis]

It was that dude from Disney Channel.

[Sass]

Ross.

[Francis]

Lynch. Ross.

[Harry]

Bob Ross.

[Francis]

Bob Ross. Dahmer in whiteface or no, is Bob.

[Harry]

Ross is the guy that draws the.

[Francis]

I know Bob Ross is, but I've always. I always thought he was black.

[Harry]

Peters.

[Francis]

Evan Peters was Dahmer in the show.

[Sass]

Oh, I love that actor.

[Harry]

Bob Ross is black.

[Francis]

And Bob Ross is black.

[Harry]

Because he's always saying it whenever he's drawing.

[Francis]

Yeah. Or he'll draw you thinking Rob Boss.

[Harry]

Yes, he's black.

[Francis]

Of course. Rich. Rich Rick Ross is who I was thinking of. Rich Boss. That's what I was gonna say accidentally. But yeah. No, that show I, I tapped, which I rarely do on a good miniseries. That's my favorite form of content is a miniseries. But this, I was just like, there's got to be something better out there to watch than this.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And vaginas being sawed off of bodies.

[Sass]

But he doesn't show that, does he?

[Francis]

No.

[Sass]

But you know, it happens.

[Francis]

Yeah. By the way, the mother shit is crazy. It's always the mom. It's always a mom thing in every one of these.

[Sass]

Right.

[Francis]

Which leads me to think that maybe Ryan Murphy didn't have a great relationship with his mother because he's really highlighting the mom.

[Sass]

If you spend enough time working with any psychologist as a young man, it will always be revealed to you that your relationship with your mother is the cause of all of your problems.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah. Or yeah, especially if you're a serial killer.

[Sass]

By the way, I'm loving this sweater.

[Harry]

Then the whole ensemble.

[Francis]

Chanel.

[Sass]

This is. This is a non sarcastic compliment.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's a good piece.

[Sass]

This is my favorite outfit I've ever seen you wear.

[Francis]

I. I actually got this sweater last year for Christmas for my sister.

[Harry]

She gets you.

[Francis]

I never really wore it.

[Harry]

She definitely gets you.

[Francis]

Well, it was right around the time where I got my Orvis sweater, famously.

[Harry]

Yes, I remember that. Everyone does.

[Sass]

Of course.

[Francis]

How could you forget?

[Harry]

Go back and listen. It was like episode 280 or something.

[Francis]

Like somewhere around there.

[Harry]

The Orvis episode, You know, probably like 2:40, 240 or something like that. The Orvis episode. Classic.

[Francis]

It's a banger.

[Harry]

Yeah, it looks really good. Just really brown autumnal tones.

[Francis]

Yeah, just really. Just trying to throw a fall fit today.

[Harry]

People were trashing you. And plus, you went too viral in that Patriots. You have to bury that. It charted too high.

[Francis]

Who was trashing me?

[Harry]

The people online. You didn't see all the negativity. Like, we've seen this with sweatshirt before about my.

[Francis]

About my Patriot sweatshirt.

[Harry]

Yeah, you'll have to go back and look.

[Francis]

Unfortunately, I lost two of my best Patriots sweatshirts because I went to the Patriots game last year around Thanksgiving, and I brought all my shit so my friends could all use it.

[Harry]

They never gave it back.

[Francis]

They all have them still. Like, they always message me, and they're like, you need your sweatshirt back. But I'm not gonna be like, yeah, ship it to me.

[Sass]

Why not?

[Francis]

It's a pain in the ass.

[Sass]

It's their fault for taking it home.

[Harry]

They have student loans, though, and they have student loans. Oh, they're too poor to fucking ship a $50?

[Francis]

No, I was just like, I'll just get it when I go home.

[Harry]

You're never gonna get it.

[Francis]

I'm going home next week.

[Harry]

I thought it was because you peeled your shirt off at the stadium to have, like, a message painted on your chest.

[Francis]

I wish. My dad told me a story one time. He said he did that at a Red Sox game. And he said that he was the exclamation point at the end, and he fell asleep in the middle of the game, and he said they were on, like, the. The Jumbotron.

[Sass]

And.

[Francis]

And he was just shirtless, just asleep.

[Sass]

Oh, I thought he was just sitting down. So the message wasn't that emphatic.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah, Maybe. That also probably had to do.

[Sass]

Go Red Sox. Not go Red Sox. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

It's just a period. Red Sox.

[Sass]

Just a statement of support.

[Harry]

Who would have thought that your dad just was getting that shit faced at games?

[Francis]

Me, definitely.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But he doesn't.

[Harry]

He doesn't booze anymore. The ticker.

[Francis]

Because the ticker. No, it's actually not even because of that. I think it was like they told him he could only have one drink a day, and he was like, that's not gonna happen.

[Harry]

Well, why doesn't he cash them all in on Saturday?

[Francis]

It's not a bad idea. Seven on Saturday.

[Sass]

I never knew this about your dad. That he doesn't drink, that he can't limit himself to one. Which speaks to why you have been.

[Harry]

More wary about limit yourself to one drink.

[Francis]

I mean, is there that many people out there that can limit themselves to one?

[Sass]

I can limit myself to one. A cocktail or a beer.

[Francis]

That's three beers. One cocktail is three beers.

[Sass]

Not three beers.

[Francis]

Easily. I've tasted those Negronis that you drink. That's 15 Bud Lights in one of those things. Easily.

[Sass]

No.

[Francis]

Yes.

[Harry]

No, don't say that.

[Francis]

Being like, I can have one cocktail.

[Sass]

If you measure out a proper cocktail. If I had a. Let's say a tequila soda. So last night I went to a musical.

[Francis]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. I thought it was a play.

[Sass]

And I got. Well, it was a musical. And I got a tequila soda at the place. 40 bucks.

[Harry]

Single.

[Sass]

Double.

[Francis]

Was it really?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That's fucking insane.

[Harry]

That's what it is at plays. And they do triples, too. Like, you could get a triple at a lot of place. Say that you can get, like, triple wine.

[Sass]

Whoa.

[Francis]

How is it a glass or like a plastic cup?

[Sass]

They gave me one of those souvenir cups. Oh, that's nice. And they said, if you bring this back at halftime, aka intermission, we will give you discounted refill, 35 bucks. But if you got a soda, soda did. Free refills. So I went, one tequila soda at the beginning. And then at halftime, I got. I said, hey, I had a Sprite.

[Francis]

Very smart. And they filled it, reeks of tequila.

[Sass]

And they gave me a free Sprite.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, that's smart.

[Sass]

It's a really good musical if you're into that sort of thing. I know most people probably aren't, but fucking hysterical. And incredibly talented.

[Harry]

Jellicoe. Cats. Angelic. Was it Cats?

[Francis]

Oh, is this the one that you guys have been talking about?

[Harry]

No, Mary, that's not a musical.

[Sass]

This was called Mint. Operation Mincemeat, and it was about Ben Mint.

[Harry]

His penis.

[Sass]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

What was it about?

[Sass]

It was about a group of MI5 agents who concocted a plot to throw off the Nazis in World War II. Like, lead them astray. I don't know if it was based on a true story. I feel like it might have been they basically buried a dead body in a crashed airplane, or they floated it ashore in Sardinia. Inside of which, or attached to which, they had fake documents showing plans that they were going to. The British were going to, like, invade. Yeah, Sardinia or whatever. So then Hitler found that and rerouted a whole bunch of troops over there. But it was all a ploy.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

So was there Hitler in the play.

[Sass]

No, it's the five mi. Five agents, but it's five members total of the cast. And they play. Each of them plays, like 20 different characters, but they're changing, like, in real time, really. And it's really subtle and incredibly. Talent. They're all so talented.

[Francis]

That's pretty cool. Changing is always cool.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Quick change, quick change. Watch the videos of how they do that backstage, hoping to see a titty.

[Francis]

Then there's like 19 different people helping them.

[Harry]

Right?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And those people do wind up.

[Francis]

The hotter you are, the more guards you get to.

[Harry]

They definitely have guards during.

[Francis]

Chaining, Changing.

[Sass]

Chaining, chaining, chaining, tandem.

[Harry]

I know that Sass is. Sass is low key. A musical guy. Yeah, low key.

[Francis]

I mean, I've seen Wicked.

[Harry]

Exactly.

[Sass]

Yeah. I'm telling you what, dude, I'll travel to Times Square for a musical. I'm not going to fucking London.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's true.

[Sass]

You travel, you go far. And for what it's worth, this play, this musical, I believe started on the West End, your stomping grounds. Unfortunately, you missed it.

[Francis]

I think I would rather fly on a plane to London than ever go to Times Square.

[Sass]

That's what I'm saying.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

You've missed the play.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

It's too close now.

[Francis]

I saw Phantom of the Opera twice, but it was the. Our high school's version of it.

[Sass]

Your high school took on Phantom of the Opera?

[Francis]

Yeah, and it was phenomenal.

[Sass]

That's impressive. That's a tough fucking musical.

[Francis]

It was crazy. They had, like, the.

[Sass]

It's a huge production.

[Francis]

It was pretty sick. It was.

[Harry]

Who played Jean Valjean?

[Francis]

The main guy? The lead? No, I don't know who the fucking characters are. The Phantom.

[Sass]

That's from Les Mis.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. I've never seen Les Mis got your ass.

[Harry]

Yes, you have.

[Francis]

No, I haven't.

[Harry]

All right, fair enough.

[Francis]

I never seen the movie Color of the Day. I think I've lied about seeing Les Mis so that I never have to watch it.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Francis]

I've seen. I've seen it too many times.

[Harry]

I'm not gonna sit down and watch that again.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Phantom of the Opera is mentioned by Hitchcock in our show.

[Francis]

Really?

[Sass]

I think you should stick with it.

[Francis]

It's just so, like. I don't know. It's not. I just don't. I like the serial killer stories. Like Ted Bundy. You know why? Like in the documentary, where it's real information. I don't need to see Ted Bundy removing a head from a body in 4K, folks. It's the foreplay. Guys, let's talk Truly Unruly. When you spend every day following the countless laws of golf like us, it's refreshing to get a little unruly. Whether that means using the old hand wedge to escape the bunker or just cracking open a hard seltzer that breaks all the rules, few things feel better. Truly Unruly is the first high alk seltzer that actually tastes good. It's hard hitting, but still light and refreshing, making it perfect for everything from the front nine to the clubhouse.

[Sass]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

Yeah. Who's that for?

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Harry]

And also glorifies it in a weird way. It's kind of like, yeah, he's the fucking goat. Can you believe he did this?

[Francis]

Well, I guess like, like Francis, did you know who. Ed Gene, that's his name. Did you know who that was until this show came out?

[Sass]

It's Ed Gein. No, I did not.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly. So that's like where it gets weird for me is it's like you got Ted Bundy, we got the Night Stalker. You got all these guys who killed. Like everyone knows them. Like everyone knows Ted Bundy. People knew who Ted Bundy was before the documentaries and the movies. But like now you're bringing. Now it's like Ryan Murphy's at his in a library somewhere, like trying to fight, just trying to find a guy that killed two people.

[Harry]

He sees like, he sees a serial killer on the news and he's like, yes, yes.

[Francis]

Yeah, finally, like, okay, there's a guy 70 years ago killed two people and was schizophrenic. Let's make a 10 episode show about it.

[Sass]

I don't entirely agree with what you're saying. I could see. I could see, first of all, I could see Ryan Murphy taking on Ted Bundy. I think the problem is that it's been overly done. But if Ryan Murphy did a seven part miniseries on Ted Bundy. Yeah, it would be, Must watch.

[Francis]

It would. But he would probably throw some weird shit in it where like Ted Bundy's fucking his mom's corpse. Because that's what Ryan Murphy likes. I'm telling you, it's a Ryan Murphy problem.

[Sass]

No, it is. I think that clearly Ed Gein is. You're saying that he's some esoteric, hard to find no name murderer. He inspired Hitchcock to make Psycho, and I think has spawned, you know, his. His work lends itself to Texas Chainsaw Massacre and all these, like, Pantheon movies of the horror genre.

[Francis]

The movie stuff. I might. I honestly might keep watching just for that. Okay, good, because that shit is.

[Sass]

We got you there.

[Francis]

I forgot about, like, the dude and his boyfriend's like, don't play. Don't take the role. Yeah, that shit's pretty interesting.

[Sass]

I'm glad I got you there.

[Harry]

But still, isn't Psycho, like, that's all, like, based on, like, his relationship with his mom too?

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, that. That's exactly right. I mean, the parallel there is spot direct.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty crazy.

[Sass]

If there is truth in this show. Hitchcock reenact rebuilt the house that Ed Gein lived in on the set of the hall of the thing, and I presume used it to film Psycho.

[Francis]

In Psycho.

[Harry]

The.

[Francis]

Oh, no, that's the girl's house in Psycho. Isn't his mom lives in, like, the attic?

[Sass]

She lives in the house.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And she's the one that kills everybody. Really? In Psycho. Spoilers.

[Francis]

Spoilers, dude.

[Sass]

Well, that's.

[Francis]

It's 80 years old.

[Sass]

Yeah, that movie. He. The son covers up for her and, like, gives. Makes excuses for her.

[Francis]

I've seen that movie. I just don't remember the end.

[Harry]

You know what? Hitchcock movie is not scary at all?

[Francis]

Psycho.

[Harry]

The birds.

[Francis]

Oh, that's a banger.

[Harry]

When I was a banger, but it's not. I'm not.

[Francis]

Like, I watched a movie with my grandma.

[Harry]

Doesn't give me the willies, dude.

[Sass]

I watched it when I was, like, 9, and it scared me.

[Harry]

Really?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That's funny. I watched that movie with my grandma.

[Harry]

Smack a bird out of the way. Yeah.

[Francis]

I watched a movie with my grandma on vhs, and I remember she was like, this is the scariest movie ever. And I watched it, and I was like, this is.

[Harry]

Yeah, just like, smack a bird out of the way.

[Sass]

Goals.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Goals aren't gonna be able to get their act together.

[Sass]

Saltine crackers.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly. Put an Alka Seltzer out, your problems are done. Like, explode these go. Before Alka Seltzer was invented. That Hitchcock.

[Francis]

What other movies did he do?

[Sass]

Rear Window is excellent.

[Francis]

Rear Window.

[Sass]

Spectacular Road rage movie.

[Harry]

No, it's the one the guy's like, should be. Should be Mad Max. Rear Window. Yeah.

[Sass]

Objects in the rear window are closer than they may appear.

[Francis]

They did. They did a road rage movie for a minute.

[Harry]

They made the movie. Isn't Disturbia basically, like, the same Thing as Rear Window.

[Sass]

Yep.

[Harry]

Where he's like. He solves a murder from the. From inside his house. It's like a guy in wheelchair who's a woman. And is it Jayne Mansfield, a woman in it?

[Francis]

His neighbor Miles Teller's neighbor is a child of.

[Harry]

No, I'm talking about the original. Like, it's some like, hot ass pinup girl.

[Sass]

Yeah. There's north by Northwest.

[Harry]

There is Grace Kelly.

[Sass]

Yeah, there's Grace Kelly Northwest, who ended up married to the Prince of Monica.

[Harry]

Oh, and Georgine Dicey.

[Sass]

Northwest is excellent. The man who Knew Too little. Or is it the man who Knew Too Much?

[Francis]

I don't know. I was laughing at my own joke. I said, that's. Isn't that what Gruden flies.

[Harry]

North by?

[Sass]

Worth repeating. Worth repeating.

[Harry]

Yeah, we both missed that one. Damn, that's fucking good. You know who probably doesn't give a.

[Francis]

Gruden at all what he flies? Never. Hasn't even. Doesn't even know what's happening.

[Harry]

Did you see him when he was flying? When he was recording himself on the flight? Yeah.

[Francis]

He's smiling ear to ear.

[Harry]

He was recording himself and you could see everybody's face behind him. And he didn't even fuck. He's like, I'm on another flight here with Jake and the two of us are having the time of our lives. You just see everyone staring him down, like, is that John?

[Francis]

That's so funny.

[Harry]

Me and Jake are getting on another flight. We're pretty. You should add a green impression to your vi. I feel like you kind of. You could do like that, Di, bro.

[Francis]

Jake being in the background is so funny. You know, Jake was our producer for a while on this show. Really starting.

[Sass]

Yeah, I like Jake. Episode one, probably.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

I loved when he just flat out very monotone, calmly stated that he would not prefer to hang out with women if given the option where he was just like, yeah, I mean, no, I'd rather be home watching a game. Like, go out to a bar and talk to girls.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

He just dismissed the entire gender of women out of hand. Yeah. Like, in my life, I can't see myself. No, that's not something I would want.

[Harry]

And I'm trying to spot the lie. Honestly.

[Francis]

It's like that change of.

[Sass]

It was like.

[Francis]

Like, yeah, I'm a. Have a good time.

[Sass]

It was like the most peaceful sexism I've ever seen. Like, just the most passive, gentle sexism.

[Francis]

A whole dating show. They did a whole dating show for him, did they?

[Harry]

I think he, like, rejected the premise.

[Francis]

Wouldn't Go on the dates, I think. Right?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I love it. It was like two weeks on the app.

[Sass]

It was. It was something he said where, like, if I were a woman, I would be so angry. But there's nothing you can do about it because that's just a guy who has set his mind.

[Francis]

He's made up his mind.

[Sass]

He's made up his mind.

[Harry]

You know how people are like born again virgins? How like women usually can like be like, yeah, I'm actually a virgin now, like a certain amount of time.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I think that he's kind of going for like born again incel, where it's like, maybe he's like, had his chance and he's like, why not just be an incel? I think there's probably like this quiet, calm, Japanese appeal to being an incel. Yeah, like technology is too good.

[Francis]

I feel like being an incel is just adds more stress to your Life. You think 50% of the people you're seeing are pissing you off. You're walking down the street and like, it's not like being racist.

[Sass]

Wait a minute. Hold on a second. I don't know that incels hate all women.

[Francis]

Oh, I think they do.

[Sass]

Aren't there plenty that they could be like, well, yeah, I could definitely get her?

[Francis]

No, they hate all like, they're like, Sydney Sweeney's ugly. What's like their big thing?

[Sass]

But that's my point. Sydney Sweeney, they don't like because they know that they can't have her. Yeah, but aren't there some where they're like, all right, that even that woman would me.

[Harry]

Well, I guess I'm not thinking about psychology.

[Sass]

Tilt a whirl, you know?

[Francis]

No, but I think clearly their heads, they're like, no, even she wouldn't. I hate her. Like, it's like that.

[Sass]

Dude, have you seen some of these Tilt a world operation working at the airport.

[Francis]

But incels aren't just like. It's not just. They're just mad because women. Well, I think that is the main reason is that because women won't fuck them. But it's also, I think they just hate women.

[Harry]

Well, I think you can't count women at the airport because I think that they have the built in airport factor, that they think they're hot shit and that everybody's traveling. They probably are getting hit with the wandering eye. Their self esteem is probably unduly high.

[Sass]

I'm not even necessarily talking about the women that work at the restaurants or the tsa. I'm talking about the women that Work at those, like, Hudson newsstands where it's like the automatic checkout line is you're the last woman standing and you're just there to, like, tell people how to punch the shit in correctly and put it in the basket. Do you want a bag? Bye.

[Francis]

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[Harry]

Well, they have everything.

[Francis]

Brings things back down to normal prices.

[Sass]

Yeah. Not even.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's a tough. Someone was asking that recently. Was it? Jackie was asking if, like, people who work at the airport, Sbarro, for example, do they apply to work at the airport? Do they apply to work at Sabaro and they get put on the airport.

[Francis]

My joke was, I was like, I think you. That's a job you have to get demoted into.

[Harry]

Like, you fucked up at the other Hudson News. Like, fucked up at Staples.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Stand up comedy. You can get me too'd into. I'm not even kidding you. That's happened numerous times. Yeah, look at the guy from Entourage. Ari.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Ari Gold.

[Francis]

Stand up now.

[Sass]

That guy that Jeremy Piven. Jeremy Piven got me too'd into stand up.

[Francis]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Sass]

He's like, what's left? I can't find work anywhere. Oh, I'll go to smoping mics. Fucking. You know, I don't know why I can't think of any names. The guy, you know, the. The great black comedian? Who.

[Francis]

Bill Cosby.

[Sass]

Bill Cosby came back for a minute.

[Francis]

Yeah, didn't he? I don't know if. Was that. Was that real? Did he tour when he was like, he's going back on tour and he's teaching young men how to not get. How to not rape and not get falsely accused of sexual assault or something?

[Harry]

I don't know if that's true.

[Francis]

I feel like I remember reading that, but it might have been fake. I remember him announcing, like, a tour.

[Sass]

Yeah, that's what I thought. But who knows?

[Harry]

What is it? Germany members fifth, sixth, and seventh this year.

[Sass]

Yeah, he's playing Dachau and Birkenau.

[Francis]

I didn't know Cosby was out.

[Sass]

Same.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, he's out. He's out. I mean, he's out and about.

[Francis]

Or is it just one of those things where it's like they're gonna let him go to Germany and then he has to come back?

[Harry]

He's on work release.

[Sass]

They wouldn't.

[Francis]

They do that for.

[Sass]

They're not letting you go out and tour.

[Francis]

Didn't they do something like that for R. Kelly where he was like, I gotta make money. But I don't know if you have. If you're in prison.

[Sass]

If you're in prison, you're. You're pretty much limited to arts and crafts.

[Francis]

Yeah. Like, I think that's where your money making ability kind of drops also, like, you know, like, what do you need money for? I guess to buy goods or.

[Harry]

Probably. Yeah, I don't know if you have.

[Francis]

Mortgages, but, like, R. Kelly doesn't have, like 200 bucks.

[Harry]

I know he must. Lawyer fees. The lawyers must have taken it all.

[Sass]

And. And I'm sure he was sued in civil court by a lot of those women. May have even been class action.

[Francis]

What. What happens with that? Because, like, Alex Jones got sued for $1 billion. So how does that work?

[Harry]

He just is.

[Francis]

He's just paying that off like it's student loans.

[Harry]

He's, like, trying to, like, fight back.

[Sass]

I think you. You declare bankruptcy, right?

[Harry]

I saw him talking to Tucker Carlson about Kanye yesterday.

[Francis]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What'd they have to say?

[Harry]

He was like, Kanye was on six hits of acid, methamphetamine mixed with Molly.

[Sass]

You seen that? You've seen the montage of them showing him pictures of famous people and he's like, lizard. Yeah.

[Francis]

Demon. Yeah.

[Sass]

Lizard Smart.

[Francis]

Yeah, I have seen that. He's fucking insane. He's like one of the more. You could go down a lot of rabbit holes with Alex Jones.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He's an immutable voice, though. He tried to. You try to shut his ass up, he'll pop right back up, right back.

[Francis]

If you're in that video of him, like, rescuing those kids in the van. Had to have been fake. Like, I think it was staged. But it's like, there's like a white van just at, like, a red light, and Alex Jones is, like, in the car, and he's like, there's kids in that van. And then he goes over and he, like, rips the doors open and like, 40 kids come flying out. And he's like, there's no way that Alex Jones just broke, like, a human trafficking case on his own.

[Harry]

Do you ever see the one where he, like, sprints across the intersection? I'm not even sure who he, like, sprints to, like, yell at someone. His run's just inherently so funny, I think.

[Francis]

Yeah, I think I have seen that. And also, of course, he's got the weight loss comparison photo. Timeless, Timeless. Have you seen that?

[Sass]

No.

[Francis]

You haven't?

[Sass]

I don't think so.

[Francis]

I mean, definitely.

[Sass]

He did lose a ton of weight, right?

[Francis]

It's just the one where it's like. Like last year, this year. And it's just he's standing further away in the second photo. He's standing further.

[Harry]

He has, like, a spray tan.

[Sass]

That's funny.

[Harry]

He's just, like, very red in the one picture. Do you have your passport?

[Sass]

Do you have your shots the same?

[Francis]

Pretty much exactly the same.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's probably the same exact day that he actually looks worse in the second picture because he's tan but has more of a double chin.

[Francis]

It would be so nice if you could go to the gym and just see same day results. I guess that's what it's like if.

[Harry]

You do steroids or if you're a black guy. Yeah, it's not so nice to be a black guy.

[Francis]

Like, going to the gym and just coming home, like, five pounds lighter or like.

[Harry]

Yeah, Just super defined.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, you're like, I guess I'm going out this weekend. I should work out. Tighten up.

[Harry]

It's such a nice stereotype, man.

[Sass]

I hit some. Some pretty hard workouts over the last 48 hours.

[Francis]

Yeah. I almost thought about getting in there myself. That's how you know things weren't going well.

[Harry]

Things were so bad, those clippers were calling your name. Like the green goblin mask.

[Francis]

I'm never gonna shave my head again. Everyone thinks I'm gonna shave. Like, I did it that one time because I wanted to shave my head. I'd always wanted to. It's not happening.

[Harry]

So what looked good when you did it?

[Francis]

He looked awful bald.

[Harry]

So what? What are you talking. You look sick. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Francis]

What were your workouts, Francis? Warpath.

[Sass]

Yeah, Warpath. We're back to war now.

[Harry]

Your fucking face looked very gaunt on the yak. In a good way. Like, your cheekbones look very.

[Sass]

Yeah, I didn't eat for a day and a half?

[Harry]

That's insane to punish yourself or you had no appetite.

[Sass]

This was like so strung out and angry and I'm not even talking about at Harry. I was just mad like everything I saw.

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[Francis]

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[Sass]

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[Francis]

I don't know if I know anyone that went to Duke.

[Sass]

Dude.

[Francis]

I.

[Sass]

When you, if you. There's been a trend. Those guys.

[Harry]

Oof.

[Sass]

Don't fuck with a Duke grad.

[Harry]

J.J. redick was Mr. Congeniality over there.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Once they cleared the rape allegations, it's just been nonstop. Egos.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

They feel like they could get away with anything.

[Sass]

Destructible Duke grads, Duke dudes who went to Duke are way more pretentious than any Ivy League grads I've ever met. Truly.

[Harry]

Not. Not the Asians.

[Sass]

No, I would never.

[Francis]

I could see that, though.

[Sass]

I, I, you know what it is? My theory is that they are so dominant at a couple sports.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I think it's.

[Sass]

And they have the academic reputation.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

So they feel like they went to an incredibly elite Ivy League school and they went and watched their team win fucking national championships in basketball, cross, like women's soccer, all that shit. They win everything.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

They're fucking incredible. Like golf, swimming.

[Francis]

They got a cool logo too, to be honest. And they have good colors.

[Sass]

And they also just shit on, like, everybody loves unc, but Duke has that hallowed.

[Francis]

Duke is like, it's Duke, it's. God, I think I would be a dick if I went to Duke. Correct.

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, everyone I know that went to Duke still to this day does more cocaine than anyone from any other school.

[Harry]

Oh, my God. Why do you think Daniel Jones is lighting it up for the Colts?

[Sass]

Yeah, exactly.

[Francis]

Jones went to Duke.

[Harry]

Yeah, he's a Duke boy. He's a Duke boy and a cokehead.

[Francis]

Love to hear that. Daniel Jones is something else. That guy's special.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You see him when he had K. Adams stuttering. You ever see that clip?

[Francis]

Yeah. He was the one that was driving that Porsche that K. Adams was in. Yeah, in Europe.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Did you guys see that?

[Harry]

No, I didn't, but I'm not.

[Francis]

That was a deep cut. K. Adams posted like a video, like in a car in the passenger seat. People were losing their minds. They were like, who the is driving that car?

[Harry]

I watched all along the Western Front this week, rewatched it. I think it's the greatest joy in life is to re watch a movie that you already know is good because you know it's going to be worth your time. But you also don't remember enough of the plot points to be like, you could still be surprised at some stuff.

[Sass]

Wait, there's all Quiet on the Western Front. But there's also on the Waterfront.

[Harry]

I'm All Quiet on the Western Front.

[Sass]

And then there's also the Jimi Hendrix song All Along Watchtower.

[Francis]

Of course.

[Harry]

What? What's.

[Francis]

And then there's a Bob Dylan song, Believe it or Not.

[Sass]

Okay, let's.

[Harry]

And there's the lyrics of the. Of the electric feel where it's like, all along the Western Front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. I think people lined up too. But that movie is.

[Sass]

You talk about the new one, the one they made with the. In the Netflix one. It's all in German.

[Harry]

It's in Netflix. It's on Netflix.

[Sass]

That movie is dark.

[Harry]

It's amazing.

[Francis]

It's amazing. The worst one.

[Sass]

But it's tough. It's really dreary.

[Francis]

That's what I've heard.

[Harry]

Well, it's about Nazi. I mean, it's about. Not Nazis, because It's World War I, so the Nazi party hadn't fully fomented.

[Francis]

But there were ideas circulating.

[Harry]

It's some nasty German boys. Well, actually, they're actually confused German boys.

[Sass]

Yeah. They thought they were going off to a noble cause. The celebrations they had when they got drafted. And then they. That's the.

[Harry]

Like, I just lied to my mother and said, I'm joining officer German army.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And they all, like, are high fiving.

[Francis]

I've seen the beginning. Like the first.

[Harry]

Like the beginning is like, if they just ended the movie after the beginning, it'd be one of the most joyous movies of all time. It's like the opposite of Up.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah, I gotta watch that. I gotta. I got a couple movies that I gotta see, but that one's up there. Everyone talks about how good it is. It's just the fact that it's in German.

[Harry]

No, it's. It's so well dubbed that you. I. You wouldn't even realize that.

[Francis]

I can't do that version.

[Sass]

I can't. I can't watch dubs.

[Francis]

Sickening.

[Sass]

I would have to do dub titles.

[Francis]

The war.

[Harry]

You wouldn't even know.

[Francis]

You're listening to fucking Siri tell you what's going on in the movie. Every dub is so robotic.

[Harry]

This is not robotic.

[Sass]

This is a rare agreement with. Between me and Harry.

[Francis]

I can. Well, like, I've tried.

[Sass]

I can't do it if I know that it was supposed to be in another language. I can't do it.

[Harry]

You have to listen to it in German and pretend that you understand.

[Francis]

Gotta hear the native tongue.

[Harry]

I just. The music of the German. It's like Brahms Lullaby.

[Sass]

There's one death in that movie that hurts more than all the others. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. I forgot it was coming.

[Sass]

Oh, my God. It's the most unnecessary death, really.

[Francis]

Is it, like, now I'm gonna. It's long as shit, though, isn't it?

[Sass]

I'm talking about the one where they go into the.

[Francis]

Ah, no spoilers.

[Sass]

The one in there, in the woods.

[Harry]

Oh, no, then that's not the one I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of a different one when the guy gets soup.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Woods.

[Harry]

Spoiler. Well, he doesn't die in the woods now.

[Francis]

The soup has poison in it, obviously.

[Sass]

Poison, soup.

[Francis]

Still waiting on his toxol. His. His tox.

[Sass]

Oh, no. You had it.

[Francis]

Yeah, whatever.

[Harry]

Toxologist report. His toxologist report.

[Francis]

Yeah, toxology.

[Harry]

You fucking fool. You absolute fool.

[Francis]

I had it. To be honest, the fear of embarrassing myself wasn't worth it at this point. I didn't know how far off I was gonna be.

[Harry]

Yeah. So nice that we're all back on the same page together. Kumbaya again.

[Sass]

Feels good.

[Harry]

I was gonna be on the yak with you guys yesterday, but I didn't see it until afterwards. Were you guys ambushed up by the yak?

[Francis]

I don't know. I got a text from Big Cat and he was just like, can you join this?

[Sass]

I got a text from somebody with a zoom link.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I went in, but Wasn't it? Weren't me and you on the same text and he wasn't on it.

[Francis]

That was definitely strategic because I was talking and then slowly Francis started appearing in frame, like they were dragging him in. And I was like, oh, here we go.

[Sass]

It's funny to think of how many people watched what happened over the last. Whatever, couple days and then are like, yeah, I love this podcast. And then they're going to watch this episode and be like, I'm fucking. Wait a minute. This is the podcast. Talking about sewn off vaginas.

[Harry]

You said three times. And you said rape. So I think that we're, like, good. Like, there's something for everyone in here giving them.

[Sass]

Giving them what they want. There was.

[Francis]

Why did I say rape? There was a reasoning.

[Sass]

I was quoting when I used.

[Francis]

There was. I was quoting as well.

[Sass]

I was quoting when I used those. No, no, when I used those F2s, I was quoting.

[Harry]

Yeah, Someone just texted me. They said, I'm listening to the pod. You guys should go to a World Cupcake. Oh, in Gillette or anywhere. I mean, it's across the. It's all across the Western front.

[Sass]

That would be cool.

[Francis]

I would definitely go. That would be sick. Probably hard as fuck to get in.

[Harry]

No, we should go to, like, shit, like a shitty country that nobody's with and, like, put them on our back.

[Francis]

Oh, you don't want to support America.

[Harry]

I mean, going to an Ecuador game would be sick when America's going to get bounced in, like, the first game.

[Francis]

You never know.

[Sass]

They might be solid this year. They were pretty good in the last World Cup.

[Harry]

We're gonna be buns.

[Sass]

Really?

[Harry]

I think we suck.

[Sass]

I don't know, man.

[Francis]

I think we go.

[Harry]

We.

[Sass]

We, like, had a really good showing against England in the last World cup, who I think went to the final, right? Or they were in the semi finals.

[Francis]

I don't remember everything.

[Sass]

I believe no. Argentina beat France and it was like the best final ever.

[Harry]

And Messi. Messi had a first.

[Francis]

I just remember I placed a bet for this dude to score and I was. I watched the whole game. I was watching it with Za after the Yak, and I remember I placed a bet for someone to score and it hit and we were, like, going nuts. And then, like, I got home later and I realized that I placed him to score the first goal.

[Sass]

Oh, bummer. Yeah.

[Harry]

And I was like, oh, who was it, Suarez?

[Francis]

I literally, if you gave me a trillion dollars, I could not tell you.

[Sass]

Three people scored in the game. So it was Messi Mbappe. And then there was one.

[Francis]

No, this was not the final.

[Sass]

Oh.

[Francis]

This was just during the World Cup.

[Harry]

I see you were hugging Zah.

[Francis]

Yeah, we were growing out.

[Harry]

He probably bowled your ass over. He weighs more than you. I know that he does. You need to get on Francis workout, brother.

[Francis]

Why? Do I look slender or fat? Which one?

[Harry]

You look weak legged.

[Francis]

Weak legged?

[Sass]

You said that so quickly. It was as if you immediately had found the newest insecurity.

[Francis]

No, I mean, it's weird because I'm always weighing myself. I just stay the same weight no matter what.

[Sass]

Yeah, but I mean, I'm that same way.

[Harry]

That's nice.

[Sass]

That's crazy.

[Francis]

Yeah. I got up to 199 at one point.

[Sass]

Did you really?

[Francis]

Yeah, at Skank Fest two years ago. I was like right on the edge of two Honda.

[Sass]

So you're 30 pounds lighter.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Yeah. That is such an insane weight loss.

[Harry]

I know.

[Francis]

It's all just from stopping drinking. I don't remember £20 in like the first two months.

[Sass]

I don't remember you being.

[Harry]

I guess that makes sense because in that video at Skank Fest, when you get pants, your stomach is hanging over your dick.

[Francis]

You can't even see my dick.

[Harry]

Can't even see it because it's like a porky pig.

[Francis]

I got a photo of myself at Skank Fest and I am. I mean, I look happy.

[Harry]

You look happy as hell.

[Francis]

I look big.

[Harry]

You look as happy as you've ever been.

[Francis]

I was trying, remember, I was trying to get back in the gym. And I remember I went to the gym and I weighed myself in Vegas. Day I got to.

[Harry]

You went to that burger place where the Heart Attack Grill and weigh yourself on the outdoor scale.

[Francis]

I'm not gonna be able to find it.

[Sass]

I'll give people a workout that I did yesterday. There's a thing that I'm doing right now that is impossible. I can't do it. But I'm trying. And it is. You get on a pull up bar and you do. You do an emom, which is every minute on the minute you start five pull ups. Make them pretty strict if you can. And then you do five burpees. And however much time you have after you finish those two things is how much rest you get until you start again on the next minute. And I try to do 10. So you do five pull ups, five burpees, and then I finish that 30, 31 seconds. So you get 28, 29 seconds of rest. And then you go again on minute two, minute three, minute four. By five, you're fucked.

[Francis]

I would be.

[Sass]

I've gotten to eight. That's as far as I've gotten. And then I couldn't get up again.

[Francis]

So that's like. But so that's what. It's an 8 minute, 10 minutes in theory.

[Sass]

So does that the whole workout?

[Francis]

Yeah, I know, but, like, that would kill. Like, that would be the whole workout for me. Like, what have you.

[Sass]

Like, what else do I do?

[Francis]

Yeah, what do you do? When I finish that gassed After.

[Sass]

When I finish that, I think I'll usually end my workout with that.

[Francis]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Sass]

Before that, I did. Oh, man. I did a jumping deadlift ladder.

[Francis]

I don't even know what that could be.

[Sass]

So you take a hex bar and you stand in the middle of it, and what I'll do is I'll do five regular deadlifts. By the way, I only do 135 pounds for this. It's not heavy. But you do two 45. A 45 on each side. So you do five regular deadlifts, and then you do five jumping deadlifts. So you bring it down, right? And you're like this. And then you go like that and like that.

[Francis]

That's crazy. That's got to be causing a scene at the gym.

[Sass]

And then you go.

[Harry]

You're doing that at Lifetime.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, my God.

[Sass]

And then you go. You go over to the squat rack area. So people are powerlifting over there.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Then you do four. Four, three, three, two, two, one, one.

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[Sass]

And you do that three times.

[Francis]

That's insane.

[Sass]

That is a nightmare.

[Francis]

Yeah. Are you, like, having fun when you're doing this?

[Sass]

Dude, I've gotten so I pushed through, like, a point of workouts being a chore, and now it's like, holy shit, I feel like a young man again.

[Francis]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Sass]

It's kind of cool. I just had. I'd always been like maintaining.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And all of a sudden I've hit this. Like I broke through the cloud cover.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And I'm at this cruising altitude where like every time I look forward to the gym, I want to spend more time in there.

[Harry]

Oh, you're teed up right now. You're creating natural testosterone. There's some big coursing through your veins.

[Francis]

Well, working out when you're in good shape is the only time working out is ever somewhat enjoyable.

[Sass]

Yeah. I'm not. I don't even know really what I'm going for anymore. Like, you're just. Sky's the limit.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

No, I'm just saying, like I'm not trying to transform anything or lose weight or like put on. I'm just like, holy shit, this is fucking cool.

[Harry]

Anytime I try to. Anytime I try to break through the cloud cover, it's always like birds.

[Francis]

Birds.

[Sass]

My plane.

[Harry]

500Ft pull up. 400ft pull up.

[Francis]

Yeah. Getting into that like flow state of working out is not easy. It's like you gotta. Because then my problem was always I would get there and then the second I skipped a day, I would be like, yeah, it's never going again.

[Sass]

Yeah. So like that is the difference between going, I would say four days a week.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Versus two.

[Francis]

So you're going to.

[Sass]

No, I go for going four. Yeah. And then on the other days I'm working out or other days I'll either like play tennis or golf. Like I'll walk the 18 holes or just moving.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And staying loose. And I stretch. I've been good about stretching.

[Francis]

Yeah. I think it's time, like, I don't hurt.

[Sass]

Nothing really hurts right now. Knock on wood.

[Francis]

I just don't think I'm at a point where things hurt yet. Because I'm not really. Nothing hurts for me. But they should. Like, I should be in excruciating pain. I shouldn't be able to sit here with you guys right now.

[Harry]

You're sedentary. I think this should be one of your guys activities.

[Francis]

What? Go to the gym?

[Sass]

Oh, we could go do a workout. That could be part of our play day.

[Francis]

Now that. That'll just be hell. Like I'm not gonna be. It's not gonna be fun. Yeah. It'll be like me being like, I'll ball turn.

[Sass]

Mean, you know, one thing I thought would be really fun for us or fun for me and not fun for you.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

A day of community service.

[Francis]

Oh, I'm fine with that. I'VE been there, done that.

[Sass]

I'm talking trash or soup kitchen. No, like big brother, Big sister, like, buddy mentoring a kid.

[Francis]

Yeah, no, and definitely, we definitely can't do that for content.

[Sass]

No, I know, but I'm saying, like, watching you try to navigate, you need work with kids.

[Francis]

You've never even seen me with the kids.

[Sass]

Told us the story, basically about, like, a abandoned, at risk youth that came into your home and you're like, shoo, shoo.

[Francis]

And me and the mom just had a laugh about it the other day.

[Sass]

Yeah, you're lucky for that.

[Francis]

She's lucky.

[Sass]

78% of children that do that end up fucking, you know, gone. Latvia.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, that's first 48. Shit. That was like an episode of what would you do with John Quinones? Where someone, like, steps out. Like, I saw you left the girl out in the hallway.

[Sass]

No, no surprise she's not hidden behind a crate of bananas in some shipping container on their way to fucking Estonia or whatever.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'm surprised that Liam Neeson's not tracking her ass down right now, bid.

[Sass]

On by a bunch of sheiks.

[Francis]

I would be unbelievable at taking care of a child.

[Sass]

No way, dude.

[Harry]

I don't think I would give you five minutes with my kids.

[Sass]

I wouldn't give you a goldfish.

[Francis]

You'd come out and they'd both be walking, that's for sure. They'd be speaking fluent English.

[Harry]

I could use it.

[Francis]

Roan. What's up?

[Harry]

They call me Rome. Yeah, Big Roan.

[Sass]

This is my father.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Sass]

Nice to meet you.

[Francis]

This is who I was telling you guys about.

[Harry]

Oh, God. All right, well, has that been an hour?

[Sass]

I'm having a good time. I don't need to.

[Francis]

I don't need to go either, but I gotta piss like a. Oh, you gotta go?

[Harry]

No, no, no, no. I don't gotta go.

[Francis]

I gotta piss.

[Sass]

Okay, just go to the bathroom. We can keep jamming. What was I. Okay? What. What now?

[Harry]

Oh, man.

[Sass]

I think teaching him the proper way to interact with children is a very important thing for me to do with him.

[Harry]

I think the gym would be more important. I think he could use that up front. I think that's what's, like, in between him making children and not making children. Yeah, the way the. The things that the Swedish fish have to be doing to his sperm is, like, unspeakable. It's like a hostage situation in there. The fucking. The Sour Patch kids have his sperm at gunpoint.

[Sass]

Yeah, it's just Red five versus sperm. Fucking trench warfare. All Quiet on the Harry Sass ball front.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's fucking bad down there. So you might need to get them on the. But we are going to go upstate and fish on the 5th, which is going to be sick. November 5th.

[Sass]

We're doing all that. Everyone's been really cool about giving me intel on New Zealand, for which I am really appreciative. So many people have been there and the things and places that people are telling me about. I appreciate all the itineraries. I've followed a lot of it and it looks like my course of action. If anyone gives a shit. I'll be up sort of. Sort of on the north island for two or three days, mostly to play golf. I know a guy over there. And then I'll jump down to the south island to sort of the Queenstown area. But I'll be in Wanaka. I'll go down to Fjordland and stay at all these cool like, lodges, do a bunch of fishing, hiking, maybe hunting. I don't know. I've never hunted for deer and I feel like that could traumatize me. Have you ever done anything like that?

[Harry]

I've never killed a deer.

[Sass]

Have you ever killed a deer or wanted to or would. You.

[Francis]

Know, I'm not a. I don't really have a lot of interest in hunting. I would hunt birds for sure. Like, I would do like geese hunting.

[Sass]

We can do that about. We can do that up at my place, by the way.

[Harry]

Yeah, let's watch. Let's watch Hitchcock birds and then go hunt birds.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So we have like a little bit of bloodlust.

[Sass]

Yeah, I like that.

[Harry]

So we have like a pep in our step. So we're like these fucking birds, the eight legged freaks.

[Francis]

I would shoot clay too. I don't. I don't really care.

[Harry]

I suck at shooting clay.

[Sass]

So do I, but it would be funny.

[Francis]

Why is it. Why do you suck at shooting clay?

[Harry]

I just don't have the. I don't think, I guess the eyesight or like the tracking ability, is it.

[Sass]

Have you never done it?

[Francis]

No.

[Sass]

It's hard. I find it hard.

[Francis]

Some people don't try.

[Sass]

You have to. There's like. There's some that are easy. There's like ones that throw them right out in front of you. But then there's one that's like. They call it the rabbit. So they bounce it across the hill in front. That one's hard.

[Francis]

I want the rabbit bad.

[Harry]

No, you're gonna be like Chris Kyle on that. On the range.

[Francis]

What, shooting you guys? Yeah.

[Harry]

The comments have Been too mean to me.

[Sass]

I would.

[Francis]

Yeah. I don't have. I'm not a big. I'm not really big into hunting, like, big animals, though.

[Harry]

You would rather wear them on a sweatshirt? Of course.

[Francis]

Admire them.

[Harry]

Like the duck. The duck, I mean, the ducks are the rapists of the sky. It's no problem to shoot a duck because you know how they're getting down.

[Sass]

What do they do?

[Harry]

They rape.

[Sass]

Is that right?

[Harry]

Yes, I. I witnessed it one time at Penn State. I saved a female duck from being raped.

[Sass]

Wow.

[Harry]

I watched, like, a duck, like, trying to, like, attack her. There was, like, no one around. I looked around for someone to help, and I thwarted a rape. Ducks are rapists of the sky. Dolphins rapists of the sea. And the rapists of the land are humans.

[Sass]

I thought you were gonna say, like.

[Francis]

I thought it was gonna be a race. Yeah, for sure.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I was waiting on that Italian.

[Sass]

Which one's he gonna choose? That's somewhat true, but not that mean.

[Francis]

Italians.

[Harry]

Italians is always the safest.

[Francis]

Yeah, you should have hit him with Italians.

[Harry]

You guys feel free to put that in your act. Feel free to use that shit on stage.

[Francis]

Of course. Of course, man. I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game. Making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in, man. That thing is packed. Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate. It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you bite into it, boom. It sorts you out. Get your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this. Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

[Sass]

Snickers satisfies, man.

[Francis]

That's a winning play. I had my shows in New York this weekend. Those were fun. Had a hoot, had a holler.

[Harry]

Yeah. When you're gonna be back in New York?

[Francis]

Here? Right now. Here, right now.

[Sass]

For.

[Harry]

How about for a show?

[Francis]

Like, Spots?

[Harry]

I don't know. When can people see you? I'm trying to promote your dude. It's not for me. I don't care. I've seen you do stand up before. Just trying to help you out. It's called Alley, bro. If you don't want to catch it and dunk it.

[Francis]

I don't really have anything to promote for New York, unfortunately.

[Sass]

Someone just told me someone DM me and was like, I know you don't like it when people DM you about stuff for Harry, but tell him his website is down.

[Francis]

Yeah, so it's not. I get so many fucking dms about this. It's not down. The little sasquatch website.com does not exist anymore. It is. It's over. That website is not a thing.

[Sass]

Then you need to remove it from your link tree.

[Francis]

It's out, isn't it?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Francis]

I don't even have a link.

[Harry]

It's not. It's in your link tree.

[Francis]

I don't think I have a link tree.

[Harry]

Your link trees up, but all the links on your link tree are down.

[Francis]

My. My website, on my Instagram. It's just. Harry set a website.com and. My God, is that thing tough to set up. I had to add dates to it the other day. Took me like four hours.

[Sass]

What about your punch up live? Why don't you just do that?

[Francis]

Just another thing.

[Harry]

Why don't you ask AI to do it for you, Brother, I don't trust AI.

[Sass]

What about your business manager? Couldn't he do that for you?

[Harry]

Yeah, what about the guy that you pay 10% of every dollar you make?

[Francis]

I don't pay them 10%, A and B, that's not his job.

[Harry]

Well, then one of the other two managers maybe could do it.

[Francis]

Two managers?

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, you fired the one.

[Francis]

No.

[Harry]

Yes, you did.

[Francis]

I have a man, I have a business manager and I have an agent.

[Sass]

I saw your old manager the other night.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah?

[Sass]

And we hugged.

[Francis]

Really?

[Sass]

Yeah. That's cool because we both hate you.

[Harry]

He's such an asshole.

[Sass]

He said, how's Harry? And we both started laughing.

[Francis]

Yeah, right.

[Sass]

Like we care.

[Harry]

It was like this scene with all like the wives and Jerry Maguire sitting around. We're strong women.

[Sass]

A battered hairy clinic.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah. Now I'm. Yeah. Been playing a lot of video games. Battlefield 6 came out. You guys would love Battlefield 6. You guys should get a console and play it. I'm playing with Shane a lot. It's been fun.

[Sass]

Is that the one where the map is enormous?

[Francis]

That it? Well, there. It's kind of like that. But you might be thinking of Hell Let Loose.

[Sass]

That is what I'm thinking of.

[Francis]

It's like a. More realist or. No, it's a less realistic, more arcadey type game, but it's like. It's like an in between of Hell Let Loose and Call of Duty. It's not as tight and fast as cod, but it's still like good graphics and it's fun as fuck.

[Harry]

Did you see that? Kim Kardashian was on Call of Duty.

[Sass]

Now Call of Booty.

[Francis]

Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

[Harry]

Call her Daddy.

[Francis]

Kim Kardashian does have a tweet about Black Ops 2, right? It's like, can't wait for Black Ops 2 tonight. It's just paid promo.

[Harry]

She was talking about Call of Duty on Call Her Daddy.

[Francis]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That's good. What was she saying? Talking about bush.

[Harry]

She said she was talking about Telluride Bush. She said, tell your I. Bush did 9 11.

[Francis]

No, no, no. Can't be saying that.

[Harry]

That Bush did 9 11.

[Francis]

We have no affiliation with that bush. We are on.

[Harry]

People will never know.

[Francis]

Well, now, once we. Once we win. Major Juan.

[Sass]

All right. You were right, by the way. We could have ended.

[Harry]

All right, all right. See you guys next week.

[Sass]

This is a bad coda.

[Francis]

I'll just. I'll talk about cod. You guys want me to.

[Harry]

No, we got to get the fuck out of here. Let's hit these ads.

[Sass]

We were done when we were done.

[Francis]

We got to do whiteboard, too.

[Sass]

Y.

[Francis]

Thank you guys for listening. Thanks to everyone who listened all week. We will see you guys on Tuesday. Goodbye.

[Sass]

The ground so I looked older to.

[Francis]

You.

[Harry]

Came around.

[Sass]

I was only falling.

[Harry]

One way.

[Sass]

I was only falling one.

[Francis]

Way.

[Harry]

Just Days.

[Francis]

Were drifting so that.

[Harry]

You listen Now I come alive.

[Francis]

I was only for you my.

[Sass]

I was.

[Francis]

Only falling one way.

[Harry]

I was only.

[Sass]

Falling one way I was only falling one way.

[Francis]

That is to your eyes did you realize no one can take me alive? I was only falling one way.

[Sass]

See just Just a distant life Forever bright Call it just a memory Take my head and you can see Sam Real.