Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 557: Featuring Chris Pronger – Detailed Summary
Release Date: April 25, 2025
Welcome to Spittin’ Chiclets, the Barstool Sports podcast where former NHL veterans Ryan Whitney, Paul Bissonette, writer Matt Murley, producer Mike Grinnelli, and co-host Biz Nasty deliver their unfiltered and humorous takes on the NHL, pop culture, and everything in between. In Episode 557, hosted by Barstool Sports, the panel dives deep into the ongoing Stanley Cup playoffs, featuring special guest and Hockey Hall of Famer Chris Pronger. This episode is rich with insightful analysis, spirited debates, and the trademark irreverent humor that fans have come to love.
1. Celebrating Mike Grinnelli’s Hall of Fame Induction ([00:27 - 04:35])
The episode kicks off with the hosts warmly welcoming Mike Grinnelli into the Spittin’ Chiclets Hall of Fame. Mike shares his journey through youth hockey in New York, his impressive junior and college career, and his standout season with the Albany River Rats. The hosts humorously highlight Mike's contributions and tease him about being the first silent inductee.
Notable Quotes:
- Mike Grinnelli ([03:30]): “I was a stud. I was a stud.”
- Paul Bissonette ([00:23]): “Spittin Chickfila Foreign. What is up, folks?”
2. Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Ottawa Senators Series ([04:35 - ~31:25])
The conversation shifts to the Toronto Maple Leafs' dominant performance in their playoff series against the Ottawa Senators, leading 3-0. Paul Bissonette expresses frustration over Ottawa’s play, humorously mocking the Senators’ fan base and their struggles. The hosts commend the Leafs' improved goaltending with Matt Murray and highlight significant contributions from Morgan Rielly, Sam Bennett, and Matt Matthews. They discuss the Leafs' strategic shift to a five-forward power play unit, which has proven highly effective.
Notable Quotes:
- Matt Murley ([05:38]): “We’re going to call it the Porn Elisa.”
- Ryan Whitney ([27:22]): “What's the first rule of Fight Club? What's the first rule of defense? Defenders.”
- Paul Bissonette ([05:03]): “Everything's changed.”
3. Edmonton Oilers vs. Los Angeles Kings Series ([25:29 - ~36:54])
Hall of Famer Chris Pronger provides his expert analysis on the Oilers' playoff series against the Los Angeles Kings. Pronger criticizes the Oilers for their inconsistent defensive plays and struggling goaltending with Stuart Skinner. He praises the Kings' effective use of a five-forward power play unit, which has significantly boosted their offensive output. The discussion highlights the strategic adjustments and how they impact the series dynamics.
Notable Quotes:
- Chris Pronger ([25:29]): “They’re schooling them right now.”
- Mike Grinnelli ([30:07]): “That's just what we're doing in defense.”
- Paul Bissonette ([35:23]): “It’s not just him. It’s the whole team.”
4. St. Louis Blues vs. Winnipeg Jets Series ([36:54 - ~43:19])
Pronger shifts focus to the intense series between the St. Louis Blues and the Winnipeg Jets. He commends the Blues for their relentless physical play and effective pressure on the Jets, especially highlighting goaltender Camp Fowler's standout performances despite high goal concessions. The hosts discuss the Blues' strategies to disrupt the Jets' rhythm and capitalize on power plays, emphasizing the importance of solid defensive play.
Notable Quotes:
- Ryan Whitney ([55:23]): “They're driving the net hard. They’re going with a purpose.”
- Biz Nasty ([42:20]): “It hasn’t looked this good since JLO had a concert at the Air Canada Center in 1997.”
5. Dallas Stars vs. Colorado Avalanche Series ([43:19 - ~70:14])
The discussion moves to the Dallas Stars' playoff series against the Colorado Avalanche. The hosts highlight Dallas' depth and strategic gameplay, praising key players like Marchman and Blackwell for their timely scoring. Pronger analyzes the Avalanche's struggles with goaltending and defensive lapses, contrasting it with Dallas' robust team performance. They explore how Dallas' strategic adjustments have kept them ahead in the series.
Notable Quotes:
- Matt Murley ([70:35]): “He’s turning into a superstar.”
- Paul Bissonette ([74:00]): “They’re getting it done as a group.”
- Ryan Whitney ([55:23]): “They need to keep pushing forward and just pound them relentlessly.”
6. Washington Capitals vs. Montreal Canadiens Series ([70:14 - ~121:59])
The panel examines the Capitals' matchup against the Canadiens, focusing on Alexander Ovechkin's impressive performance despite the team's overall struggles. Paul Bissonette lauds Ovechkin for his leadership and clutch goals, while critiquing the Capitals' inconsistent goaltending and lack of depth. Montreal's adaptability and emerging talents like Logan Thompson receive praise, showcasing their potential to advance further in the playoffs.
Notable Quotes:
- Matt Murley ([70:35]): “They're eating them up.”
- Ryan Whitney ([100:37]): “Ovie steps up. He’s the guy who gets it done on a beautiful pass.”
- Biz Nasty ([98:04]): “They don’t have a fighting chance going in without Jack Hughes.”
7. New Jersey Devils vs. Carolina Hurricanes Series ([121:59 - ~142:section])
The hosts briefly discuss the New Jersey Devils' disappointing performance against the Carolina Hurricanes, highlighting coaching strategies and player injuries. They express disappointment over the Devils' lackluster playoff run and commend the Hurricanes for their competitive edge and experienced coaching staff.
Notable Quotes:
- Matt Murley ([124:24]): “We should waste no more oxygen on the New Jersey Devils.”
- Biz Nasty ([130:33]): “Stay away. Don’t do anything.”
8. Additional NHL News and Shoutouts ([142:end])
As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts touch on broader NHL news, including the resignation of Lou Lamoriello as GM of the New York Islanders. They reflect on Lamoriello's significant contributions and speculate on his future moves. The hosts also give shoutouts to various events, sponsor promotions, and upcoming episodes, maintaining their signature blend of humor and camaraderie.
Notable Quotes:
- Mike Grinnelli ([139:34]): “Free ad. I need a speed builder.”
- Biz Nasty ([133:58]): “Another great pickup from the deadline.”
- Matt Murley ([140:28]): “Love you listeners. Let’s go, Oilers.”
9. Final Remarks and Sponsor Messages
Wrapping up, the hosts thank their guest Chris Pronger for his valuable insights and reflect on the excitement and intensity of the current playoff series. They promote their sponsors, including Body Armor Sports Drink and Kraken cryptocurrency exchange, maintaining their engaging and promotional flair.
Notable Quotes:
- Matt Murley ([140:44]): “This is awesome. What a first round.”
- Paul Bissonette ([74:40]): “Get yours today.”
- Biz Nasty ([118:08]): “Nothing like hilarious to say hey.”
Throughout Episode 557, the Spittin’ Chiclets team balances sharp, insightful hockey analysis with their trademark humor and playful banter. Chris Pronger's expert commentary adds depth to their discussions, offering listeners a comprehensive and entertaining overview of the NHL playoffs. Whether dissecting team strategies, player performances, or sharing lighthearted jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts, making it a must-listen for hockey enthusiasts.