Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (2:28)

No, it was great. I'm glad you mentioned that. A and W. Root. Root beer and Pink Whitney. I've got a lot of friends even texting me saying they tried it and it's Unbelievable.

TJ Oshie (2:36)

Really?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (2:36)

Now I obviously haven't boys one year sober. I went one full year without Al. Thank you.

Whitney (2:42)

Hey, good for you.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (2:45)

Now my new task. I'm trying to go a year. No weed. This is gonna be the.

Whitney (2:52)

Okay, so you want my true opinion on that?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (2:55)

I. Buddy, I. It's. It's been. It's been way hard.

Keith (2:57)

You don't want that.

Whitney (2:59)

I don't want that. Keith. You don't want that. Brunelli's behind the screen. Fish is somewhere back there.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (3:08)

No, I think it'll be good.

Whitney (3:10)

That's like, oh, man. Sometimes you'll be flipping and grinnelli. Dude, please, can I just go get you a joint? Please?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (3:16)

No, I think it'll be good, actually. It's funny you say that because I. I've mentioned this on the pod before. When I did the two under 18s, I went. I wouldn't tug off for the entire camp. The tournament until it finished. And sure enough, both under 18s, we won both golds. But yeah.

Whitney (3:35)

And you, like, fought. You know, you probably fought a. Like a. A giant mascot of the tournament. You were so pent up with.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (3:43)

I was definitely a little bit.

Keith (3:45)

When Dion broke your sticks, you were probably losing it.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (3:48)

Oh, buddy. I lost my. My absolute melon. Like, I was. I. We had BJ Crombie and Jamie Tardif. Like, we had such a good crew. Like, everybody was hanging out, but those are the two main guys I was hanging out the most with. And they were like, go jerk off. You go jerk. Because I was just snapping over everything. So I'm not sure we should have gotten into that one, but just figured I'd check trickle down memory lane, but it's going to be hard, boys. I'm going to see if I can do it. Have I tried going no weed before, where you guys have been like, I'm. I'm a snapshot or something. Why do you guys say that?

Whitney (4:23)

I believe there's just been times when you might maybe have had like an edge to yourself. Maybe like a day where you're just kind of a little bit, you know, like not angry, but on edge. And then maybe you smoked and all of a sudden it was just happy days and sunshine and rainbows and. And. And business. Your brain ends up getting pretty good in terms of, like, thinking of original ideas and thinking of concepts we might want to bring to the pod. Like, you're pretty. You're pretty creative. After. After you smoke weed, I've noticed it might take away from your stop.

Keith (4:58)

Artistic view, you know?

Whitney (5:01)

Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (5:01)

Okay. Well, let's test the waters. I'll see how long I can go. I might be smoking a joint by the end of this podcast, for crying out loud. I've been having a hard time kicking the weed habit, but we'll see how it goes. But either way, I thought that I would. I would bring that up over the A W Root beer and Pink Whitney. Now, as far as my long weekend's concerned, it was pretty chill. I ended up going over to a place called Qualicum Beach. It's about two, two and a half hours north of Victoria, which is a cool little spot on the interior side of. Of the Pacific, so you're protected. It's warmer water, so that was cool. Went and saw my friend Jackie the alien, who was kind enough to make me this nice bracelet that says biz on it.

Whitney (5:41)

She said that the area that you said is the top boating area in North America.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (5:47)

Like that entire pocket, all of it. Over here, it's a. You get the. Oh, God, now I'm drawing a blank. You get the. Just all these little islands. It's incredible, especially on the inlet side where you're not dealing with, like, the harsh winds and the harsh waves. So it's a little calmer. You can even go to some parts of the interior where it's like glass. So it basically be like you were on a lake. So Qualicum was very chill, although they had some insane lightning. One lightning bolt hit and then all the power went out for a few minutes and then boom, it charged back up. So that was kind of a cool, like watching, like, storm watching essentially last night, but very chill for me. Ends. Did you spend your. Your long weekend in Florida or where were you?

Keith (6:30)

Yeah, I was in Florida Friday. Kicked it off Friday. Had a big, big money match golf game with. Against Bob Does Sports.

Whitney (6:38)

I saw this with his video about. That was incredible, you guys.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (6:42)

You had him doing cameos all weekend.

Keith (6:45)

Oh, we. Absolutely. It was bad. Like, it was at the. It got to the point where Rizzo is a way nicer guy than I am. He was like, dude, we got to start giving them shots or mulligans or something. This is getting bad. Like, they might have to take out a mortgage to pay us at the end of it. But I was like, no, no, no. They would love to take it from us.

Whitney (7:03)

Just as, you know, played in a.

Unknown Golf Player (7:05)

Money game yesterday on the golf course. Just got absolutely shellacked. Time and time again. This keeps happening. Throwing around units that.

TJ Oshie (7:15)

That.

Unknown Golf Player (7:16)

To be quite frank, I had no business throwing around me and Joey D. You look, if I'm gonna go down with anybody, it's gonna be my guy. Cole Cuts. And boy, did we go down. Played against Anthony Rizzo, who talked about deep pockets. I. I think this guy's played 35 years in the MLB. This guy's been collecting 10 milli years since the time I was in Pampers. We showed up to that first hole, me and Cuts. You're looking at the levels of the green going around the green with the caddy. Razzo's treatment like he's on a putt putt at the Jersey Shore. He could care less. Cashed an Eagle right out of the gate. Keith Yandel, his partner. Guy spent 75, 000 straight nights on the ice without missing a game. He's got deep pockets as well. And we took a bruise. I showed up to the clubhouse. I. I didn't know that these guys don't do Venmo or Zelli. I said there is. I said, you got Zell. He said, who the is Zell? I owed the guy 4, $500. I had to pay him $800 in 20s, chop the 45 to 37 and then Zelli him the rest of 37. He doesn't even know how to get the 3700. But didn't know that wasn't the thing anymore. So that's tough. Was doing cameos in the parking lot after the round. So just a tough day overall. College football days here today, but. But tough one to bounce back from for sure. Slow start to the morning.

Whitney (8:45)

So.

Keith (8:45)

But whatever. We were not. We were nice to them.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (8:48)

A combined what, over 20 million career earnings.

Keith (8:51)

Rizzo.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (8:52)

Oh no. You and him combined. I think, I think I saw that he made a. Because he was talking about it in the video.

Whitney (8:58)

Combined 20. Or you say 120.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (9:00)

Or, or. Or 200. I said 20. I meant to say 200.

Keith (9:03)

I'd say Rizzo's probably at 200, right? Win.

Whitney (9:06)

What?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (9:07)

No, I think he's 135. I was reading.

Whitney (9:10)

Cause like once I knew he was. He was.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (9:12)

I mean he was an said that. I. I took a look now is he retired? Rizzo?

TJ Oshie (9:17)

Yeah.

Keith (9:18)

Yes.

Whitney (9:19)

35 million. Holy.

Keith (9:20)

You'll see him. He's doing some stuff with. Is it tbs? That's part what the partnered with TNT and they do baseball. Yeah, he's doing some baseball. Some playoff baseball stuff. So you'll probably see him in the studio. But he just had a. Just had a baby too. So I'm sure he's just sticking around at home. But yeah, awesome. That was a, that was a fun day. And then went out that night. Good day. And then Saturday, what did I do Saturday?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (9:46)

These long weekends, I can't even remember what I did Friday or Saturday. That's the thing, right?

TJ Oshie (9:50)

So.

Whitney (9:50)

Oh, my God.

Keith (9:51)

Oh, I had a fantasy fantasy football draft on Saturday. That was fun. And then went out to dinner. And then today, my buddy, my buddy Dave's moving into our neighborhood. So we went over to check out his new house. They're just finishing tonight. Touches up and he's like, yeah, we got all of our furniture moving in tomorrow morning. And I like, look around this, you know, there's dust everywhere. They haven't moved in yet. I'm like, dude, we gotta get, we gotta do some work here. And we. So on Labor Day, I was doing some labor.

Whitney (10:19)

You were doing this?

TJ Oshie (10:21)

Yeah.

Keith (10:21)

I even have a photo. She did. His wife took a photo of me to even prove a point.

Whitney (10:25)

I can't believe you didn't just like when you say, yeah, we gotta do something about this, it's call somebody and have them do the work. Good for you.

Keith (10:32)

I, I, well, to your point, I did say that, but it's Labor Day, so no one's working, so you can't just call like a cleaning company and to come do it. So, you know, we just knuckled down, got got, you know, just like both of our countries were built on hard work and mopping floors. I did that today, so feel a little bit more like a man.

TJ Oshie (10:51)

Yeah.

Keith (10:51)

And then that's about it. And start the week up tomorrow. Back to school.

Whitney (10:56)

Back to school is right. I mean, it's, it's, it's a good feeling. It's a, it's kind of a weird feeling. Summer's over. But it's also, like I mentioned, a few weeks back, I'm ready for routine. I'm ready for kind of having a set schedule. It's my favorite time of year to play golf, so that's always a nice thing, even though it's fleeting. Right. Like, I look at it like, hopefully we got 50 days left. Right? Like, that would be October 20th. Now, it could go further. Last year, November was all golf weather. But I don't want to count on that as a golfer. A fall loving golfer. So we'll see what happens there. But kids back at school. Wyatt's preschool is ridiculous. They still not back this week either. Talk about needing to go back to school. But we had a great time this weekend. Went down. What we do Friday? Oh, I played golf Friday. Hung out, had dinner. Saturday was the. The junior, like, club championship. They do drive, chip and putt. That was fun. Ryder did that. And then we did the father son tournament. I talked about this last year.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (11:55)

Yeah.

Whitney (11:55)

When. When we. We took it down. And it was a ridiculous field, an enormous field of three teams in the father son, age 5 to 8. We took that one down. This year was the final day to Play. Today, Monday, September 1st, I don't know, but we beat last year's score by one shot. We shot 38. So that was a blast. I'm like, hey, we beat last year's shot. He actually hit over. It's alternate shot. Pick a drive. I would just have him drive because he'd put it. He. My drive would go to where he tees off. So I know he'll get us past that and I'll hit the second shot. So I hit his second shot on nine long and he had a tough up and down. He hit this flop shot to an inch, tapped it in for 38. So maybe we got it done. I think there was actually two teams in this year. So if we can get that done with a field of three teams and a field of two teams, that's two big wins. Tough fields. So great time. And then we went down to Falmouth, went to a buddy's house with net. Ned was there, Shawzy, Keith, you know these guys. Maharis's house down the.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (12:53)

How drunk did Ned get?

Whitney (12:55)

Not that drunk. We played golf early. The guys like a 7:10 tee time so we could be back with the kids at the beach all day. We were horrible. Horrible. I mean, I'm talking some of the worst golf you've ever seen. I won a hole with a double bogey.

TJ Oshie (13:11)

Nice.

Whitney (13:11)

Like, I don't know if that's happened. Like, I made a 7 on a par 5. Everyone else made triples. I mean, that's just like, what are we doing? I shot 86. It was pathetic, but it was fun. And then we played it Sackanesset. The greens are the fastest greens I've ever putted on. I think. Incredible spot. Then went to the beach all day with the kids. And then cookout. And then today, cookout with the in laws. How about this picture my in laws took? They live in Wareham, right on the water. Beautiful spot. This was the sunrise this morning. Have you ever seen a cloud like this? And you know, I know clouds and I've talked about crepuscular rays. I, as a cloud guy, I've never seen a cloud like this. That Beautiful.

Keith (13:54)

Oh my God.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (13:55)

It looks like a tornado.

Whitney (13:56)

It looks like a friggin tornado. Biz.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (13:59)

Yeah, looks like the COVID of smoking.

Keith (14:01)

His last bone before the.

Whitney (14:04)

Before he kicks memes put Biz's face at the bottom of that cloud and. And him just taking some stress off after a long day of work. So yeah, you know, summer's over, but I'm very excited.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (14:18)

What should be my new vice if I quit? Weed. And that's the problem.

Keith (14:21)

You gotta have the thing you need, you need. Everyone needs a vice.

Whitney (14:26)

Just take up like Robin Banks or something like that. That'll get the juices flowing.

Keith (14:30)

Reading.

Whitney (14:32)

You know what? I actually think you probably would enjoy reading. Like you're all about kind of like, you know, sitting back, breathing, meditation. Like the only problem with reading that I see kind is I fall asleep and that Biz can't.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (14:51)

I was actually speaking of ideas when I was smoking one the other day. I thought it would be funny going back to considering we got live pods this year. We always end up having live pods, whether it's playoffs or whatever. I should do the live ad reads. So that would be a little bit of a challenge where no matter what, I had to finish it. So if it took me 15 minutes, sometimes Pasha and G would have to sit on here as we recorded them. And if, if we release some of these tapes, dude, I'd be like.

Whitney (15:26)

Where.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (15:27)

Like I'd be getting a joint. I'd be getting so mad at some of these ad reads and sometimes they're not written like completely appropriately.

Whitney (15:41)

Oh man, you lasted seven minutes, Biz. Good job.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (15:47)

Oh, you're fine now considering it's fall and we. I know we've talked a lot about golf this summer. We have to transition into college football and give a big congratulations to Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy and the rest of the crew for kicking off with Fox. Man, that was huge. It was the Ohio State and Texas game where Texas was ranked number one, if I'm not first time ever in.

Whitney (16:12)

Program history, preseason number one, which I was shocked to hear.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (16:15)

And, and, and is it Archie Manning? Arch Art. Oh, Arch Manning. Excuse me. So is there Archie Manning, the grandfather's archingfather?

Whitney (16:25)

That's Peyton and Eli. And there was another brother who was a good receiver. That's his dad. And then Archie Cooper grandfather. And Peyton and Eli were kind of like, you know, they weren't runners at all, but I guess Archie could haul ass his highlights. He ran and Arch has that game. But he was, he was not great, man. I was like Looking. How.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (16:47)

How could. Is he a rookie quarterback? Like, is it his freshman year?

Whitney (16:50)

No, he's a junior, but the first two years they had that Quinn Ewers, I believe his name was. So he just. He played a couple games last year, but he was like, he had a better player in front of him to start for two years.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (17:04)

So how do they get ranked number one if they don't have a proven quarterback?

Whitney (17:09)

That's a great question, but it was almost not even considered that he wasn't proven. It was like, oh, this is like the Heisman favorite. And he hadn't even really played much. I know it's kind of odd, but I guess he's his. His year. He came in as a freshman. He's number one recruit or whatever. And then he's waiting around and he showed glimpses of, like, brilliance in the two games he played. And then it was more like, all right, he's just so ready that he's like, you know, when Rogers waited around behind Brett Favre and then he came in.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (17:38)

Yeah, same with love.

Whitney (17:39)

Yeah, exactly. Well, I think that they planned on having a way where. Way better player than he showed in the first week. I also saw something, though, that Ohio State's defense is so legit that he won't face a test like that again till maybe they play again. But there was a hilarious tweet. I don't know who had. It was on my algorithm of Arch Manning has more commercials in this game than completions. Like, I think the kid's making bank 7 million.

TJ Oshie (18:06)

Come on.

Whitney (18:07)

$7 million? Are you sure? Oh, my God, that's funny.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (18:12)

He's got. Is he the highest paid guy in college football?

Keith (18:15)

I would imagine.

Whitney (18:16)

Yeah, I would hope so. I hope not. So I hope that they, they. They're all getting banked, but that's a lot.

Keith (18:22)

I. I feel. I felt bad for him a little bit because it. Like you said, they're D and all. Like, Matt Patricia, who is the D coordinator for the Patriots during all their runs, he's the D coordinator for Ohio State. So the announcers were like, guys, like, he's just got a tough D's going against. Like that one guy for espn. I forget his name. Dan something he played for. Yeah. He was like, you can't be too hard on this kid. First week. Like, he's playing against a legit ex NFL coach who's bringing in these schemes that this kid's never seen. So hopefully he'll be fine.

Whitney (18:55)

I was a little surprised, though. And I. I mean, I'm not gonna say that I'm, I'm coach Gruden here looking at film but the way he was throwing the ball looked weird. Like it was. And I saw other tweets too like mechanics wise it did, it looked odd. I don't know if it was just trying to like fit it in tight windows. I love the fact that college football though, they start you off with some bangers. Week one every year I watched the Miami Notre Dame game was incredible on Sunday night. Lsu, Clemson on Friday. Saturday night was un, unreal. So like I was kind of really into it this year. Georgia rolled Keith, our dogs, they just, I mean it's an easy, easy first week win. But the, the amazing thing about college football too is the Alabama, this guy that took over deboer, dude, sain this tweet everyone's seen I'm sure as a 14 point favorite or more so games where Vegas is saying they're going to crush this team. Saban was 135 and two. This guy's four and four in a season and a game. And they're five and five in their last 10 games. Like Alabama football. Like I don't know. I can't imagine the fan base down there. They're probably flipping.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (20:15)

Oh, I would fucking love like send me some clips of their sports talk radio station. People must be fucking. We think Rick from Red Deer is punching the steering wheel sometimes when the Flames can't pull off a few wins in a row or make a fucking playoffs. They must be going absolutely bananas now. Pretty so great obviously. First day for Portnoy, gets booed. He's external, not so much in the fact that Texas loses to Ohio State and then Ohio State gets to basically rub in his face that they're the natty champs and they pull off that victory against the number one team in the country. Right. So not exactly the way that Dave envisioned that one.

Whitney (20:53)

Well, he ends up, you know, the master of just. What's the word I'm looking?

Keith (20:58)

Chaos.

Whitney (21:00)

What? Yeah, chaos. And also just he, he's like, oh, I'm rooting for the Big Ten. I, I want the Big Ten to do well. That's where Michigan plays. So no, I was actually rooting for Ohio State. Right. You know, he's just like. But the video of the little kid yelling him to come over to dap him up and then just pulling the hand away and laughing at it. I, I, I, I've watched that video a 100 times. Like the kid.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (21:24)

I never saw that one.

TJ Oshie (21:25)

Me neither.

Whitney (21:26)

Incredible.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (21:27)

Could you send that over while we're recording.

Whitney (21:28)

I'll gee, send it over. It's on.

Keith (21:30)

Did he say anything to the kid? I could see him saying something.

Whitney (21:33)

I think he's like, you got me. You got me. Like, you can't, you can't switch that one around.

TJ Oshie (21:37)

No.

Whitney (21:37)

You can't somehow finagle your way to look good on that one because like a nine year old just owns you with a fake.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (21:43)

So he had his fudge kid moment.

Keith (21:46)

That's what I was thinking.

Whitney (21:48)

Yeah, kind of. Kind of. But the whole storyline going into that is the fact that Ohio State banned him from going into the Horseshoe, which is just, you know, it ended up not mattering because they, they won the game. But like to be even worried about this guy who works for Fox who broadcasts your games and you're. And, and he's just a super fan of Michigan. You're banning him from. It was a soft, soft look for Ohio.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (22:13)

They actually hold up the ban or. I was hearing that it might have been like a false report. So you're saying they wouldn't allow him in the stadium, although he was there live ahead of the game in front of the stadium.

Whitney (22:24)

Yes. He was told he was allowed to be outside the stadium where the show was, but he wasn't allowed inside the stadium. And then Barstool's football college football preview show, which will always be on before the big noon kickoff show that he'll be on, they were banned from doing their show outside the stadium. So then it was brought up that it was not Ohio State, it was Fox that made the decision. And it's kind of one of those like, dude, don't pee on me and tell me it's raining. Is that the line I'm trying to think of? Like, obviously this is what we had all of our flights and everything booked in our.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (23:00)

Our fucking bullshit.

Whitney (23:02)

I know, I know. Crazy. And to worry about it and you won the national title and you worried about Dave Portnoy who's getting pissed on by little kids that, that fake, that mop. I mean, what are you doing, Crazy wit?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (23:14)

So for the remainder of the, the football schedule for as far as college is concerned, every single week, will they be traveling to outside of a different stadium? The Barstool crew.

Whitney (23:24)

I think they only do like five or six games. I may be off on that. I think some of them are at the studio, but then Dave will be at everyone for that pregame show. Okay, so it was actually pretty funny though. I mean, he brought. There was a bunch of clips that went Viral. I was. I. I wasn't watching the actual broadcast, but I was kind of following along on Twitter. I was laughing. I mean, he was shit talking the entire crowd at Ohio State. But like you said, I mean, they got. They got to raise a banner and then they got to beat the number one team, so. But college football is phenomenal. I don't think I'm more into it than the NFL, but I'm way more into it than I was like year years ago. Following Georgia helps, but just I think the nil money and. And the stuff that people kind of hate about the game. The transfer portal, I'm. I'm more interested in it now because it seems such like pro sports. You know what I mean? Like, it's. It's real. It seems like I. I would say.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (24:21)

Even worse because it's more cutthroat. You can leave at any time. Like, I think that the Georgia. The Georgia quarterback, didn't he go off to Miami?

Whitney (24:29)

Yeah. And he was with one of those twins.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (24:32)

Yeah, the Calvary sisters or something. I'm butchering the name. I bet you G's gonna pop it up here. The. The Cavan Cavendivor. I don't think that's right either.

G (24:42)

Sisters?

Whitney (24:43)

The Cavender sisters. Well, that kid, I mean, I. I don't think he's with her anymore. I don't know if the Internet rumors are true that, like they broke up over something he might have done. I don't know. That's not my place. But I do know they beat Notre Dame in Miami. It looked like a shit show. Keith had sent us the message that it was. It was pouring all day, right?

Keith (25:03)

Pouring.

Whitney (25:04)

That kid's catch in that game. Dude, that was. That was one of the best catches I've ever seen in my life. Like, I think that kid. And maybe this is. This is football. Wit that doesn't know shit.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (25:16)

No, no, you're. You're officially a football guy. After last pot, I thought, yeah, making.

Keith (25:21)

A run, full uniform on.

Whitney (25:23)

I'm sorry, you're right. I do have that jersey in that helmet.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (25:26)

Grinder.

Whitney (25:27)

Yeah. And that football by. Yeah, that's true. So, I mean, that catch. Does that catch not get that kid possibly drafted, like, way higher based on that one play? Like if he ends up being pretty good and he was going to be drafted anyways, he's a six year senior. Oh, really? Yeah, so he ain't going anywhere.

Keith (25:48)

But if he keeps making play like that could be a confidence boost for him where he makes one sick play.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (25:53)

And then boom, he's he'll be making 35k in the. In the CFL in no time. That was his Odell Beckham Jr. Moment, right? Yes, but I don't really know much about college football either. I just figured I'd bring it up because we've been pumping all the amazing things that barstool's been doing lately. The barstool beach house we talked about, le mascot we got now Portnoy on fox every week doing the kickoff show for college football and anything else crazy that barstool is getting into before we move on.

Whitney (26:21)

Well, starting tomorrow is the. Their. Their daily show on Fox sports every morning 8 to 10 Eastern. So I believe. What would that be? 7 to 9 in Chicago. But I. Or is it 10 to 12?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (26:35)

No, it's.

G (26:36)

It's 8 to 10. 8 to 10 Eastern time every morning. Rotating cast every Dave will be on the first show starting Tuesday. But normally Dave will be on the Monday shows. Big cat has a day. T Bob Herbert has a day. Brandon Walker has a day. So it's going to be a rotating cast. It's going to be awesome.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (26:52)

Oh, that's unbelievable.

Keith (26:53)

Who's like the host of the show?

Whitney (26:55)

Every day it's a different person. So it's like Dave, Dave one day, Big cat another day. Brandon Walker another day. So each day has a different host, different cast. Dave's made it clear that Rico's on his show, but it's for the time being. I think he put like what, you know, just to just a Dave like that. He's already putting that out there saying like, I'm kicking you off the set one show. Like it sucks, you know, to be Rico. No. Knowing you're going in and first mistake, you might get the boot off the show that day. That's a tough place to go into. It's basically like going into after a couple healthy scratches and then the coach saying, hey, if you have a turnover, like you're benched.

TJ Oshie (27:32)

Right?

Whitney (27:32)

Like how you supposed to play? How you supposed to play good hockey?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (27:34)

I fucking played my entire career.

Whitney (27:36)

I know. Yeah, you must have been so stressed every time you're on the ice in the lineup.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (27:40)

Why do you think I was making belly button soup every pregame fucking nap? I had to. If I didn't, I wouldn't be able to fall asleep. Anything else? We need to talk. I feel like we missed a few things hockey related in the last couple weeks. Is it Nazar? How do I pronounce the kid's name from Chicago? He got a nice little payday. One of Those ones where hasn't played a lot of games but they gave him some good bread. I, I would assume that playing with Bedard though, he's going to have a big year. Very tenacious. He does, he does have a good motor on him. I feel like he is going to be a very solid player and will work himself into that contract. Yes or no?

Whitney (28:21)

I would say yes. These are the deals that seem to get hated on by so many people. But if you believe in a young guy and he's willing to sign it, then you're laughing in. In two, three years like there's a chance you end up saying like people end up saying like that's one of the best contracts a team's ever signed to a young player. He turned out to be a legit like 70 to 85 point guy and we have him for seven years on a complete bargain with the new deal. You know who hates those contracts more than anyone when they haven't played many games?

Keith (28:54)

Who?

Whitney (28:56)

You don't. I know you don't like a Merles who invented contracts and the game of hockey. He loses his mind.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (29:03)

Well, no. So I think that this one in particular. So by the way, he signed a seven year deal as you mentioned. He's going to be making 6.6 per season. It was a $46 million deal just over they, when it got announced, they posted it where he'll officially make more than Wayne Gretzky did throughout his whole career. No, I know you can't do that. But when they do that and they post it as like a meme or, or what do you call. Is that a meme or a graphic? People fucking lose their minds. Now does seem a little ridiculous that this kid has signed playing less than a hundred games for more than what Gretzky would have made his entire career. But I digress. That's not how things work. The cba, the amount of money that the league has made and the position that Wayne and many others have put them in. This is why these kids get the cheddar nowadays. And I want to say we had a clip from Don Foose from the last podcast where he said you're getting paid based on potential now where it took you 10 years to get the free agency before the teams were had you right by the goads. So you were, you were signing these shit bag contracts.

Keith (30:11)

Who do you think had the best team? Like I think a Marshon like his deal. Like who do you think has signed that best team friendly deal?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (30:19)

I think the one of the greatest contracts ever signed for a team was Nathan McKinnon because he was his second one, his out of his entry level deal. He signed that deal where I want to say he had like 60, 50 or 60 points and he was making just, I think he was making 6.2 million or maybe even he was making 5.9 and he was Nathan McKinnon. So yeah, that, that was probably one of the greatest ones that I can remember within recent memories over the last 10 years.

Whitney (30:50)

So he had, this is Nazar had 26 points last year in 53 games. So yes, you hear that, you hear that. You're like, wait, what? He got a seven year deal for all deer afford. But if you talk to Blackhawks fans like he had signs of like unreal play, like he could skate like the window. And then, not that this matters, I know this tournament is not at all best on best, but they won the world championship. I think he was pretty nasty over there. Correct me if I'm wrong, G. So I don't know, like if you're, if you know, you're going to have to pay. I mean, Bis, what did you say Bedard's going to want?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (31:28)

I don't know if I told you guys, but I trained with Bedard this summer at the yard. So I personally believe that he's going to have 38 goals to 40 goals. If you had to say over. But if I, if I think 38.

Whitney (31:41)

Would be kind of a disappointment.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (31:43)

You, you 38 goals in your third year in the National Hockey League playing with.

Whitney (31:50)

How many assists?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (31:52)

I think he's going to have 35 assists. So I think he's going to break, he's going to break 70 point mark. He has 73 points. How about that math from busy boy? I bet you they probably offered bedard in the 10, 10 and a half range. But bud, by the, by next year's cap, if he has a year like that, who else are they going to pay? He's going to have him right by the balls and he's going to sign for probably about $13 million. I bet you if he has a good start, they're going to be shaking in their boots and try to get that thing done. That would be my prediction.

Keith (32:22)

I heard no one's making more than.

Whitney (32:24)

38 goals would be a disappointment. I take that back.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (32:26)

Okay, no, that's 38 to a lot of talks. But it also comes down to time and place, right? Because with all this money that they have to spend, they don't have these guys. So they, they have to hope that this, this Nazar kid turns into what they expect him to turn into. Right? It's like, who, like you have all these guys who haven't really done anything collectively as a group, but all you keep hearing is like, oh, the future's bright, the future's bright. The future's bright. Well, it better be with the money that they're shelling out right now. And as G pointed out in the, in the chat here, Matt Potra, that, that Nazar has one more point than that. Matt Potra in Boston. So when it comes down to time and a place, like, what do you think Patra's getting? He's probably going to be Speaker 3. I think he's fit. He's going to go into the last year of his entry level, but he'll be coming to that, signing a bridge deal for about 15 to 2 5. It's a weird time in the NHL where I know if my kid was coming up, I would say, fucking grind. Grind your dick off. Because if you have two good years, all of a sudden you're going to be signing an $80 million ticket and you're set for life.

Whitney (33:33)

And you're. And you're trying to get.

TJ Oshie (33:35)

If.

Whitney (33:36)

If we're talking about, hey, earning power, how can you make the most without doing as much as some other guys may have to? Do you want to be on a real bad team? Oh, yeah, because you're going to get. You're going to get way more playing time, right? Like, if you're a kid that's coming out of college and you're one of those undrafted free agents, it's like, I'm. I'm looking at the worst team possible, where I'll play the most. And I was actually.

Keith (34:00)

I was telling someone that story the other day about just like, being drafted. And when I got drafted by Phoenix, I didn't know much about them. And Flash said to me, he was like, dude, Joe Callahan. And I love Joe Callahan, one of the best people of all time. He's like, Joe Callahan's like, they're on their depth chart, is like they're 7D. He's like, I think you're better than Joe Callahan right now. You know, so it was like a time and place. You get drafted by a team that is lacking what you are. It's a huge, huge advantage for you. As opposed to, like you said with the Bruins kid. It's like, dude, he could be stuck on the fourth line for five.

Whitney (34:33)

Well, he shouldn't be now. Cause there's not A bunch of studs there that there were when he was coming in. Speaking of contracts, do you guys want to maybe say I'm sorry yet? I don't know if you saw Connor McDavid at Canada's Olympic orientation camp. Like he will be signing with Edmonton biz. You. You've been saying forever he won't.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (34:54)

That's not true. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said that I think he's going to sign a two year extension and then he's saying bye bye. I've done my time here. You guys can't put a winning team around me. You guys have fumbled it fucking how many times. I still don't have a goalie. We got the new Core 4. We can't be having these Dmen making $10 million. We need to fill in other holes, other places. Oh, we got great team chemistry. We just went to the Stanley cup finals. Let's keep the band together. Nope, let's get rid of four or five guys because we can't figure out these contracts before the end of the season and now we're getting offer sheeted. Okay. Let's bring in a new gm. Maybe he'll be able to figure it out. Nope. Right back to the start.

Whitney (35:35)

Okay, well we, you know, back to back cup finals. If McDavid goes into this season without an extension. Yeah, you don't love it. But if they were able to get him ideally to get a three sign a three year extension, that's four more seasons and they'll have a Stanley Cup. So I, I just. There's so much noise around. McDavid's not going to resign. He's going to resign. He's all about winning a Stanley cup in Edmonton. I think that was the exact words he used. And I think if we had a. A loyal Chiclets listener, we could go back and maybe find a clip where you said I don't think he resigns. Now maybe I'm completely misremembering this. But we can also stick with contracts and talk about your team in which Mitch Marner discussed signing in Vegas and. And needing security, full time security details at his house because your fan base is threatening his family's life. What a bunch of scumbag. We've been to the cup finals twice. You guys did nothing and you're torturing one of your best players.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (36:35)

It's ridiculous. If you do that. You're a. But as a fan, I'm also allowed to say that I'm not happy with the way that he. He dug in in certain areas, and maybe that he's not worth the money he's making because playoff time. I don't like what he brings sometimes. I, I, I did the breakdown of that video in, in game three when they were on the road, when they were up by two goals, and then they scored to make it three two, and then he was out the next shift. Like, there's nothing wrong with me being a Leafs fan and not liking certain elements of his game when it comes to crunch time. Like, that's, that's a fair assessment from, from a guy who has done nothing with his hockey career. Right, Right. But, but people who are, like, sending death threats and doing that fucking dumb shit. You're a fucking clown, man. I just want him to dig in a little bit in the corners. Like, God, for fucking bib. Why are you, why are you all of a sudden bringing up this bullshit towards me?

Whitney (37:26)

Oh, you were coming at the Oilers. So I'm thinking, well, who's this guy's favorite team? The team who can do nothing once the postseason begins, and then who threatens a star player and causes him to have to have police outside his window all night?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (37:40)

Marty, Like I said, that's fucking ridiculous. If you send a guy a direct message or a message like that in general, you're an absolute donkey.

Whitney (37:48)

I'm glad you made that clear.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (37:49)

Are you trying to insinuate that, like, me saying that I'm not happy with a few of the plays that he made come playoff time?

Whitney (37:55)

No, not at all. I'm not saying.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (37:56)

Okay.

Whitney (37:57)

All right.

TJ Oshie (37:57)

Right.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (37:57)

I just, I just want.

Whitney (37:58)

It's just, it's just, you know, I wanted you to kind of speak out against that behavior from your fan base, which you did, so. Couple clicks. Good job.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (38:06)

Yeah, I, I, I, I don't, I don't know what to tell you, man. Like, it's. I, I also, do you think it's.

Whitney (38:12)

Odd based on the fact that N takes the subway?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (38:15)

Let me ask you this.

Whitney (38:16)

You.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (38:16)

If you read Matthew Kachuk's DMs, you think he's gotten some fucking, some, some, Some death threats?

Whitney (38:23)

Yeah, yeah. But from opposing teams.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (38:24)

I get them on a weekly basis for my fucking brutal hot takes, which are totally fair. They're probably being sent from your burner with. Or, you know what? You actually, you know what? We, we could segue after this conversation into this documentary that G was mentioning.

Whitney (38:40)

I gotta watch this thing.

Keith (38:43)

You don't need to spoil after this.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (38:45)

Conversation to talk about what it is. I haven't seen it yet either. I'm I'm a little backed up. I still need to watch that Dallas Cowboys one. But would you say that like pretty much every NHL is dealing with donkeys in their dms, trying to send them like ridiculous stuff? Yeah, I don't know.

Keith (39:03)

I think a lot of us do has the, the gambling aspect of the game now when people are losing money on games, people lose their mind on people. And then it's so easy to just grab your phone and DM a player who missed a shot or whatever and just let him have it.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (39:19)

Merls is probably fucking sending him to the stat counters, like, give him those Swedish tall boys.

Whitney (39:26)

It's four in the morning and he misses a shot on net because the guy just decided to pass on a two on one and he doesn't even remember when he wakes up the DM he sent him. Shoot the fucking puck, you little pussy.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (39:38)

I actually, I. Now speaking of that, I sent Marner a DM because we followed each other and I asked him to come on the pod and then I wrote after you could also tell me to fuck off. And then he sent a smiley emoji, like laughing at me saying that, which was fucking awesome. So I hope that there's no hard feelings in the fact that like, yeah, there were some things that I wasn't happy with come playoff time, but I wish the guy well. I've even said he looked fucking unbelievably handsome at his press conference in Vegas. And I'm happy that he gets to go live outside of Toronto. Let him go right off into the sunset. And it's funny that you brought it to that because I actually have Vegas coming out of the west this year. I. I don't, I don't have your Edmonton Oilers winning that one. I think that Vegas is going to run, run right through the West. So I don't know how you feel about that, Yan's, but I'm rooting for Mitch Marner. I might hop on the Marner bandwagon out there at West 2 now.

TJ Oshie (40:27)

Okay, okay.

Keith (40:28)

No, I think, I think, I think Vegas is the team to beat in the west for sure.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (40:34)

Same here. But same here, I won.

Whitney (40:36)

I mean, what. Okay, so. So they lose Petro, they get Marner, and we waxed them last spring. Waxed, like, I don't know, you lose your best defense, you get an awesome forward. I'm not like shaking in my boots.

Keith (40:52)

Good point.

Whitney (40:54)

Like, I mean, yeah, I don't know.

Keith (40:56)

Wait, if. If McDavid doesn't sign before the season starts, then you gotta know if he's not signing?

Whitney (41:03)

No, I'm pretty sure he. He said he may not sign before the season starts and still put it down. So. So if he goes into the season unsigned and then doesn't sign, forget it. Forget anything about the contract. If he doesn't sign after, it would be shocking.

Keith (41:19)

Okay.

Whitney (41:20)

Shocking, right? Like, I. I think he's made it pretty clear. Unless he's just completely just saying things right now that'll keep the media noise away, and then he'll just deal with what comes of him leaving after next year. If that actually does happen, then that's the way he would want to handle it. But I would be shocked. I would be shocked. And then I may be looking back and saying, oh, I don't know if I was correct and in calling out Leafs fans for deranged dms at a former player, because I can't be sure that that wouldn't happen. And it's nor should it ever happen. I'm with Biz. That's a pathetic, pathetic thing to do as a fan. So I don't know, but there was a lot of people saying, like, William Nylander takes the subway to the games. Like, he didn't. Mitch Marner didn't need security. But if you have a new baby and your wife and you get death threats, I'm not going to sit here and. And judge someone to have a little security chilling outside their crib. You know what I'm saying?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (42:16)

Shout out to Rocket.

Whitney (42:18)

Shout out to Rocket. Shout out to Rocket. Protect Rocket.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (42:21)

Can't sleep anymore with all the security he's doing for the guys around the league.

Whitney (42:25)

GR is sitting here saying Marner wants a pity party. That's his opinion as a Bruins fan. Some people may share that, but I am very excited for hockey to come back. I like August. I was just like, no, no, no. There's like, hockey's not even in my mind. But as September comes, it is September 1st. Right now. It's like, okay, these guys are going to be at camp in about two weeks. We're going to see some live action. We're going to see some rookies making, Making. Making some noise in camp. We're going to see some line combinations. We're going to just have a bunch of stuff to talk about. So I am excited for that biz. Are you excited maybe also a little, like, back to school nerves that your schedule gets going at TNT and your travel begins?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (43:06)

No, I kind of feel like I, I like getting in rhythm and I like having like a, like a purpose. Like I Don't have a family. So I start getting maybe a little bit bored and a little bit restless towards the end of summer. Family.

Whitney (43:18)

You know what helps with that though?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (43:19)

Having a wife and kids.

Whitney (43:21)

Weed.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (43:22)

No, no, no. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna take Hooked on Phonics and learn how to read. That's how I'll occupy my time. We gotta go. We gotta go quickly back though, to this documentary that G mentioned. He was texting us today about it. Gee, I'll floor it over to you before I mentioned my peaking schedule.

Whitney (43:43)

Don't spoil anything because you kind of spoiled something already in the chat that I'm upset about.

G (43:49)

Well, it's, it's pretty known going into this like it's a public case and like all the clips going viral, even in the trailer, it's. Everyone knows the mom is the texter. So it's kind of like, how did we get to this point? How did it get so fucked up that this girl's mom was texting? So let me start from the beginning. So this show is about two. It starts around 13 years old. These two, it's a couple. I think they're a middle school couple, might be freshmen in high school. And they start receiving the most vile text.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (44:18)

What do you mean a couple?

G (44:19)

Like, like they're, they're just, they're dating. They're just like boyfriend, girlfriend.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (44:23)

It's kind of weird calling 13 year.

Whitney (44:24)

Olds a couple, but I agree. I was wondering if he was talking about the parents. Like I've never heard a 13 year old called the couple.

TJ Oshie (44:31)

Really?

Keith (44:32)

Ninth grade. I mean they were.

Whitney (44:34)

No, there are a couple of works, but I biz. I'm with you. I'm with you.

G (44:37)

Okay, so they're boyfriend, girlfriend. A boyfriend. So what would you guys call a boyfriend, girlfriend in 8th grade?

Keith (44:43)

Boyfriend, girlfriend or a couple?

Whitney (44:46)

Okay, I'd say like boyfriend, girlfriend, dating.

G (44:49)

Okay.

Whitney (44:49)

So I just think of couple as adults across.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (44:51)

But.

Whitney (44:51)

But you're right, you're right.

G (44:53)

So they're dating. These two are dating. They're in eighth grade. They go into high school and they're getting flooded with text messages. Like vile, vile text messages. Like, I don't even want to say, say what it, what they're saying because they're so up. But like they're telling, say a couple.

Whitney (45:06)

I mean, there's security outside their house.

G (45:09)

It's like they're eighth grade, seventh grade. It's like your dick, my finger in mouth. I want it creamy. And come to find out it was the mom sending these text Messages. But these kids are getting flooded with text messages so bad, at one point, they're telling the girl to kill herself. The guy. They end up breaking up. The guy finds a new girlfriend three hours away. The mom somehow gets her number, and then he. She's texting her, and they come. They get the FBI involved. The FBI gets involved. The cop comes to the house, and it's all on the police's camera. And they get this lady to confess to. For two years, just like cyberbullying her daughter. Her daughter's boyfriend. The girls at school, she started, like, a hate campaign about one of the girls at school making everyone think it was this one girl. Yeah. So the FBI gets involved. The girl admits it. She was telling her family, this is the skit out of south park with Randy Marsh just, like, typing in his room, cyberbullying everyone. She told her family she had two jobs. She had zero. So the whole time she was, like, getting ready to go to work. She would just go sit in this room and send hundreds and hundreds of text messages per day, just, like, berating her daughter, which is crazy. And, yeah, they.

Whitney (46:26)

I'd be fine with the death penalty on that, but.

G (46:29)

And it's crazy because I'm not even kidding.

Whitney (46:32)

That person doesn't even deserve doing that.

Keith (46:34)

To your own child.

Whitney (46:36)

She. She. So you said told the girl to. To kill herself at one point. That was her daughter.

G (46:42)

Her daughter she had told. She was saying, go kill yourself.

TJ Oshie (46:45)

You are ugly, anorexic.

Whitney (46:48)

Yeah, you.

G (46:48)

Anorexic. No one wants you. You have a flat ass. Like, she would watch basketball games, and her mom was the scorekeeper of the basketball game and would be like, you were so disgusting running up and down the court today when you missed that layup. It was embarrassing. You're a loser. You're unathletic. And she's like, who is like, who is doing this? Who is texting me this? And it's her fucking mom who. And her mom was also, like, the class mom. Her mom was the coach for all the sports. Like, she was like, the mom that, like, everyone thought was the good mom. And she was involved in the police investigation. She was involved in the school investigation, and it was fucking her the whole time.

Whitney (47:29)

So this is called Unknown Number, the High School Catfish on Netflix, I believe. I mean, Biz just signed off in the middle of this. I believe he lost Internet, but it almost looked like he knew the woman. He started panicking and just signed off.

G (47:43)

As we started Talking about this, 100%.

Keith (47:45)

He said, wait a minute.

Whitney (47:46)

He's like, oh, my God, that's made a documentary on.

G (47:49)

You think this has ever been catfished? Because he gets a lot of DMs. Like, there's got to be one time.

Keith (47:55)

Where someone early in his. Early in his career, he definitely got catfished.

TJ Oshie (48:00)

For sure.

Whitney (48:02)

Yeah. I mean, who doesn't get catfished?

TJ Oshie (48:04)

True. Very true. Yeah.

Whitney (48:07)

At some point nowadays, like, you're going to get catfished.

TJ Oshie (48:10)

It's true.

Keith (48:11)

I can't. And the problem is, I believe with.

Whitney (48:13)

With kids, you can even. You can even ask for a picture or a video. What did you say?

Keith (48:18)

I catfished my way into the NHL. Yeah, I'm a good player.

Whitney (48:24)

Hey, I'll set up your rookie party. Sign me. Oh, shit. Well, we have a very special guest today. That is TJ Oshie. Now, I do need to apologize to Osh. I did during the interview. I totally forgot he had come on like three years ago. I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but it felt different this time. Right? He is officially done playing. We go a lot into his back. We go a lot into everything. And the Stanley cup celebration. And a lot of things are covered that we didn't discuss when we actually had him on years ago when he was still playing. Makes sense. He's more willing to chat about things. We had Tyson Barry on that'll be dropping at some point in the near future. Incredible interview where he started off like he was still playing, almost forgetting that he had retired. And Biz was like, dude, tell us something funny. You already retired. And then it got ridiculous. So this Oshi interview though, is so good. We appreciate him coming on. I think you're going to see some big things in the future with him. Maybe media wise as well. The way he looks, no surprise there. So you guys ready to throw it over to him? Sounds good, TJ Oshi, the American hero. That doesn't want to be called an American hero right now, Guys. This episode is brought to you by Body Armor. Body armor has great tasting flavors. Like this one. Strawberry banana. My go to. I mention it every week. Strawberry banana is the goat. They also have orange, mango and they have nuts. None of the trash. No artificial dyes, flavors or sweeteners. None of the bad stuff. Just hydration. And amazing tasting body armor in a bold new look with the same great taste. Get your body armor today at a Walmart or a local grocery store near you. Strawberry Banana. Like I said, just give it a shot. Amazing. In the morning, get you going. We got 790 milligrams of electrolytes, no artificial dyes, B vitamins, antioxidants, vitamins A, C and E, and coconut water. So right now, body armor. Choose better. Guys, Whit here quickly. I want to talk about Sport Clips. Classic rookie mistake. Everyone knows not going to Sport Clips Haircuts. Guys come in looking like they've just been sacked by a 250 pound linebacker, but walk out looking like a first round pick. Sport clip stylists have the playbook for a clean cut. They've mastered the X's and O's of men's hair and, and with the MVP experience. The MVP haircut experience only at Sport Clips you get a hot steam towel, a massaging shampoo, and that precision cut. It's the whole nine yards. When you step into Sport Clips, you're walking into a zone for guys. The games are on. The stylists just get it. This is a place designed for guys to win and walk out with a haircut. Ready for the highlight reel Sport Clips. It's a game changer. What a special moment this is. I mean, we got a guy coming on right now, a legendary American hockey player, Stanley cup champ. Over a thousand games, over a hundred playoff games. First round pick. He did it all. TJ Oshi. What's going on, bud?

TJ Oshie (51:29)

What's on? What's going on, fellas?

Whitney (51:31)

What have you been up to lately? You're back living in Minnesota, I've been told.

TJ Oshie (51:35)

Yeah, so body wise, I'm doing, doing pretty good. Good enough to be a normal human being. And yeah, we decided a couple months ago to move back to Minnesota. We got four kids, they're getting into sports, starting to try to get into the travel stuff and DC with like the traffic and no family around to help. It just, it got to be a little, a little too much. So we ended up coming back and school started this week and so it's been good to get the kids in there, get some friends. You know, they can only play with dad so much. So we got some friends in the neighborhood now, so things are looking up.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (52:15)

You don't drive like ovi, like just go on the shoulders, zipping around through people.

TJ Oshie (52:20)

No, I don't got the, I don't got the special license plates. So, you know, I, I just.

Whitney (52:25)

The Russian embassy on the plate.

TJ Oshie (52:28)

I actually don't know if he has those, but it definitely, I think you could definitely tell if I was driving by you.

Keith (52:35)

It must have been a tough decision for you to go, you know, leave Washington. You know, you think of the Washington Capitals the last you know, 10, 12 years, like you think TJ Oshi and I would have thought you were a guy that would have stuck around, been part of the team. So I'm sure it's a tough family decision, right?

TJ Oshie (52:50)

It's really tough. I mean, my wife, like, cried for like a week when we were making the decision. And over the last year, I'd say when I wasn't playing and, you know, we had a good idea that my back wasn't going to get good enough to come back and play. That was the decision we were, we were wrestling with. And it was hard. Like, I mean, we, we were like in the, in the winter, we're like, all right, we're going back to Minnesota. And then we came back to Minnesota. Loved it. Spring started in D.C. and we're like, oh, all right, we're staying, we're staying in D.C. and then end of the school year comes and we're like, we gotta, we gotta try it. One of the deciding factors too is Backy went back to Sweden and our kids are all best friends. Us in the bathroom, super, super close. We live two doors away and our kids were together basically all day. And so they're going back to Sweden. So our kids were kind of already losing, you know, a couple of their best friends. And we're like, if we're gonna try it, let's do it now. And so, yes, we made the decision. Still tough. I'm looking at doing, you know, a part time thing with the Caps, and so I should be going back, back and forth a little bit, which will be great. But it was, it's tough. I mean, our kids live their whole lives in, in the D.C. area. Right. And so not only the team, which I can, can never say enough good things about the Capitals organization, but the, the people we met away from there and how good the fans were to us. Leaving all that is super, super tough. And now, you know, now we're in Minnesota. There's 500 retired NHL guys that live around here. So you're just, you just kind of get thrown into the mix. But it was a tough decision and one we didn't take lightly. Like I said, my wife got a little, pretty emotional about it for a little bit. I, for some reason tend to wait till the camera's on me until I get emotional for some reason. But, but here we are and school started and so it's going great.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (54:49)

You guys got to have the best men's league games going in Minnesota with all the guys that are retired there.

TJ Oshie (54:53)

So I haven't skated since playoffs when we got swept by New York in 24. Just my, I just haven't skated. My back wasn't in any position to go on the ice at all. And now I could probably maybe go for a little twirl. But I heard about the games that they have. I think it's like three days a week and there's like multiple games you can play in. And I asked a couple guys about it, like Drew Stafford, who I played with at North Dakota, and he was like, yeah, I play for a little bit. Those guys go way too hard. So I'm, I'm going to try to work my body back into it and then who knows, maybe I'll step on the ice and give it.

Keith (55:32)

You're one of the, you're one of those guys, though. You're a one speed guy. You, you only know one way to play.

TJ Oshie (55:37)

I mean in summer, in, in the summer, in the, in the off season and stuff, I would, you know, I would have fun, you know, I would, you know, let guys do their thing unless we were losing. And if we were losing, I just like absolutely reverse hit and turn it on. I think one time we were out skating with Brock Besser and he was cherry picking the whole day and we had a tough workout. You know those workouts where you're like, you just, you're drained, you're in a bad mood, you gotta go skate. It's like August, you feel like out of shape and you got Sting's coming up and, and we got a pretty heated game and Bess got like three or four breakaways in his last one from across the ice, I chucked my stick, as in like slide it on the ice, knock the puck out and like just be like, hey, stop doing that. I let it go a little high, almost like a golf club throw square across the side of his head. And he, I mean, he thought we were gonna fight. And I had to, you know, I had to play it off like I meant to do it, you know, I couldn't be like, oh, oh, sorry. And so he kind of like went to the, went to the bench and changed. And I just skated around and dropped some profanities and told him to stop cherry picking. And so, yeah, so to your point, sometimes I do get a little heated up out there.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (56:53)

Probably the right guy to hit though. He seems like the most non controversial guy and doesn't want any type of smoke, right?

TJ Oshie (56:59)

No, it's just so nice, just such a nice guy. He wants to have fun out there. And, you know, score some goals and probably the right guy. There's a couple other guys I could have hit that probably wouldn't have been so good, like, big buff or something.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (57:11)

Oh, Jesus. You. You mentioned Backstrom's name now. Am I going crazy? Did I not just see a clip of him setting someone up back door over in Europe? Like, is he still playing in the Swedish league?

Whitney (57:21)

He is.

TJ Oshie (57:22)

He is. I was just texting with him last night. He said he's having a blast out there. He said there's a lot of North American guys on the team. That was really my only qu. Well, I had two questions, like, how's the body feeling? And are you having fun? And he said, the body's feeling great, and he's having an absolute blast. So I'm super happy for him. I know they wanted to go back to Sweden and get closer to family and. And, you know, maybe he'll come on and tell you guys about, like, the decision to play again and stuff, but I'm super happy for him. Um, you know, I. I told him. Ran in the text message. I was like, dude, I miss it so much that, like, I'm happy that you're out there having fun again. Snapping around. I'm not. I haven't seen the clip, but I'm not surprised. He was sitting at someone on Back Door. He's the most natural passer I've. I've ever seen. Like, he's probably gonna be doing that until he's 60. Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (58:13)

He's gonna beat a yogur of. Of Sweden.

TJ Oshie (58:15)

Yeah.

Whitney (58:15)

He was the guy who just. You take away the entire lower part of the ice, you're like, this. He's not getting it through me. And somehow the size of the puck.

TJ Oshie (58:24)

A hole.

Whitney (58:25)

He's like, all right, See you.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (58:26)

Are you speaking from experience with.

Whitney (58:28)

I wasn't out there on the PK against the no. Or ORP in Pittsburgh before he played with him. Like, I can't. This guy is passing it through me every single time.

TJ Oshie (58:39)

Yeah, there is the amount of holes that he would hit when I was on the power play with him and OVI to good through everyone. It was just like. You know, some guys, they. They sauce you to puck, and it's just a little too high, and you're like, oh, dang, tough one. When he would sauce and it would be too high, you knew. It was like, somehow it, like, picked up speed on the way down or something. And one time he passed it. I. I'm. I'm not kidding. A. A saucer pass through my legs and then, like, through the back. Two defenders for a empty net, one timer for ovi. And I was like, how? And you know, usually you'd, like, flinch and, like, try to stop it, but I just knew the second left to stick. He's trying to do this. He's amazing.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (59:22)

Oh, was.

G (59:23)

Oh.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (59:23)

I was just gonna ask, was there a chance maybe you were gonna try to come back? Because, like, last year you were. You were kind of in limbo. Like, he healing it, obviously. Probably, you know, it was the 50th anniversary, so it's probably a riot to be around the team and just, like, celebrating the OV goal, chase a couple young studs taking the next step, obviously. Tom Wilson, a very close friend of yours, still around. So, like, what was that like? And was there ever any chance that you were going to try to come back or in the back of your mind, did you really know with the injury that you weren't going to be able to?

TJ Oshie (59:53)

Yeah, I was. I guess. I don't think I've been very vocal about this. I mean, I was in. I was in really bad shape. Like, I. I would have to, like, flex my glutes and, like, squeeze my abs. Just get my baby out of her crib. And so I ended up getting stem cell injections in five discs in January, early January. And right away I was like, gosh, I went through all. It was like, super painful. I was like, I went through all this and I don't feel better. Six weeks came and he's like, you can start training a little bit. And still didn't feel good. He was like, you know, since you're not playing and we're not like, super rushed. He's like, just give it 12 weeks. And I'm not even kidding you. Like, on the day of the 12 week mark, I was like, oh, my. Like, I'm moving. And so I got into the gym and got like a little. My wife does, like, the Instagram stuff, so she's like the Sakara life detox thing. I did like a detox with her for a week and hit the gym and a weekend. I was like, all right, here we go. And so I started training fairly hard. Not like, not like right before training camp type hard, but decently hard, thinking that maybe there was like a flicker of a chance and there. There really wasn't enough time for me to give it, like, a real go. But I. I just don't think there was. There would be a chance that I would be able to the way I would want to play the game. I just don't think the back would be able to sustain it.

Whitney (61:25)

You say the way you played the game. We've talked a lot about you, you know, over the course of the years of this show, including when we first met at the training camp when Biz and I came in St. Louis, and I was just like, like, holy shit. Like, I knew you played hard, but even in camp, at practice. So at some point, injury was going to be, like, kind of a part of. Of. Of your career. When did the back really go, though? Was there one specific injury? Was it just wear and tear over time and, like, what is. Is it. Is it herniated disc? Like, can you explain what it even is, really?

TJ Oshie (61:56)

Yeah. So I guess it would have been like the 2020, end of 2022 season. Definitely in 23 season. We were. It would. 23 season, we. We had started having a lot of problems. And I did the MRIs, I did all the. All the. Whatever needling the. I did everything. And I met with, you know, surgeons around the country that are like the big dogs, right? They do all the big athletes. And most of them all just said, like, you know, your discs don't look that bad. Like, yeah, they're all like, we could probably take a. A snapshot or MRI of like, 20 other hockey players that play 15 years, and their backs are probably going to look like this. And so they're like, we're not sure. Like, maybe just, like, take a break. And, you know, they're like, if you stop playing, you'll be good. And. And then I got in a pretty good spot in 24, and it always seemed to happen for me. What I noticed is after I would get hit in the head in one way or another, and there was a play I wasn't watching, I didn't have the puck, and I ran into. Gosh, who was it? Echolm maybe? And McMichael was coming behind me, and I was just, like, crossing from him at the blue line. He was playing McMichael not seeing me and kind of sideswipe me. And I got a concussion. And then the rest of 2024, my back. Would I play like two or three games, backs out, two or three games. Backs out. I ended up flying to Minnesota, to Cairo here, who just passed away in the last month, so no prayers to him and his family, but I would fly here, like, barely able to walk. One time I had to have my two daughters fly with me so they could help me through the airport. Oh, wow.

Whitney (63:50)

Come here.

TJ Oshie (63:51)

He would Literally adjust my neck. And within, like, two days, I was, like, working out, getting on the ice. And so they thought that wasn't that big of a deal. Maybe it was an alignment thing. Sorry, I'm getting long winded on it. We got down to the bottom of it. I ended up not being able to play last year, obviously, and late November, maybe reached out to some other players. Stone went to this guy, Dr. Press Mac in Denver, and he kind of just like, almost like a pit bull was like, we gotta figure out why this is happening. Cause I had taken six months off at that point. I couldn't work out. I wasn't doing anything, and I still wasn't getting any better. And he figured out that I had tears in my discs. Like, multiple tears all the way through the discs. So he's like, anytime. Because I, like. I couldn't even hang on, like, a bar, you know, Usually if you have a bad back, like, yeah, it helps, it helps. I, like, could not do that. And so he was like, yeah, every time you twist, every time you compress, decompress, those tears are tearing a little bit. And then my discs that are all bulging, there's not a lot of space for the nerves. And it would just, like. I would spasm in, like, four different spots. So you're just spazzing against yourself. That's why that clip of me, like, on the ground I was in. Where were we Happened in Tampa. Went to Florida. And the next morning, it was like. I think it was probably a full 45 minutes. I was stuck on the ground, spasming, and I couldn't get to my phone that was on the bed, and I couldn't reach the. The hotel phone. So it took me 45 minutes to just, like, slowly, like, inch over, pull the phone down from the cord, and called, like, security to call the team. Luckily, they caught him right before they went to practice. But they came in and, you know, but, yeah, so I got stem cells injections in those discs to fill in the tears. And it's been. It's been phenomenal since then.

Keith (65:45)

And, I mean, Whit touched on it a little bit, but. And I always say it, if I had a boy and he played hockey, I would have him watch your game because you're one of the most skilled guys I've ever seen. But you played harder than anyone. Like, was there, like, when you're that skilled, was there ever a point where you're like, oh, my God, I don't need to blow up 15 guys a game. I can kind of just get away. I can get away with just being a skill play because I remember you at world junior camps, you had the puka necklace on or whatever you remember.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (66:15)

Oh, yeah. Seashell.

Keith (66:16)

And I'm like, you see him floating around. He's just like dangling around. I'm like, that. That was before the toe dragon was huge. I'm like, this is the most skilled guy I ever seen. And then we play a game. I think it was against like Finland. And you killed like three guys. I'm like, what is this guy?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (66:29)

Would you smell. Would you smell the Fierce cologne right before he reverse. You are fucking caught.

TJ Oshie (66:34)

Fierce 100%. Two sprays. Walk right into it.

Whitney (66:40)

Unreal cologne.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (66:42)

Unreal cologne.

Whitney (66:43)

It's still uses it. He invented it.

TJ Oshie (66:46)

It's so good. If I'm in a mall, I'm walking by Abercrombie, guaranteed.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (66:49)

Oh, yeah.

TJ Oshie (66:50)

Dance a crombie. Yeah. But yeah, that, that, um, I'm not sure where. I mean, I. I loved football growing up and I was. I always tell people I was a slow running back and so I could not get to the outside. And so they just run me up the middle. And it was like seventh grade and they're. They're trying to teach the running backs how to like, basically reverse shoulder, right? Someone's coming to hit you. You lower your head and go. And I was like a third running back on the team, and no one would do it. Everyone was like scared of getting hit. And I was just like, you know what? I want to play it. I'm just gonna bury my head. And I ended up like running over guys. Even though I was super small when I was a kid, I was a really late bloomer and so I learned as like a little guy to like stand my ground and hit, start hitting bigger guys and just, I don't know, it's kind of fueled something. Borough in Minnesota is like super blue collar hockey. Obviously a lot of skill comes out of there, but like, everyone like loves being physical. All the guys playing the football team and then North Dakota, same. Like when I was in North Dakota, it was. I mean, it wasn't so intense. There was like an absolute demand that like, you need to hit people and you need to train so hard. I tried to hide, like in the lifting stuff, but like in the running and the real grind stuff, there was like a certain standard there. And my coach, Dave Hackstall, now in the NHL, obviously he was. He pulled me aside and he was like, oh, your. Your physicality and your work ethic, it. It helps bring guys along. He's like, that's a skill, too, and that's something. Like, really build on that and take pride in it. And Everywhere I went, St. Louis, when I got to D.C. it seemed like fans, like, appreciated it and my teammates appreciate it. And so I felt like it was just, like, something that was my job. I don't know, but I. I really, really enjoyed the physicality. And that's why, even in my last year, 23, 24, like, the coaching staff, everyone's like, oh, just. Just stop. Just like, we don't need you to hit. But then we get down in a game, and no one's being physical. You know, Tom is as physical as he can, but he, like, literally has to pull off of probably 10 hits a game. Tom just does a flyby because he knows he's just too strong. If he hits this kid, he's probably going to get, like, a suspension just like he. You know, and you see. I mean, like, you can't blame him for it because he's been suspended a bunch. And so, I don't know. I just feel like I take it upon myself to be physical, and it just feels so good when someone's coming to hit you and you. And you knock them. I don't know. The feeling is just. I just can't turn it down. So that goes back to the fact of, like, last year, you know, back feeling a little better. I just.

Keith (69:38)

Oh, she's going to be running people in the grocery store.

TJ Oshie (69:42)

Oh, I. I need to do something. I thought about taking up jiu jitsu or something.

Whitney (69:47)

That's probably not great for the back tears. I don't know.

TJ Oshie (69:50)

Not good.

Whitney (69:51)

I don't. I. I've never done it, as you can tell, but I'm just trying to think of, like, images of. Of Avery and. And Bugsy Malone out there, like, getting their black belts in jiu jitsu, and I don't know if you're.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (70:03)

We're gonna. We're gonna see a clip on TMZ of. Of Ocean, Tom Hardy going at it in competition.

TJ Oshie (70:10)

My problem will be is I'll never tap out, and I'll just be sleeping on the mat every day. Every day I'll just be laying there sleeping.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (70:18)

You talked kind of about that positive reinforcement when you're younger, about your work ethic, your physicality, kind of like driving practice from your coaches. Was there any player before you, maybe around your area that you looked up to and was able to give you advice at an early age, like, who was, like, who were your mentors and the people that you looked up to at a young age.

TJ Oshie (70:38)

Yeah. So back in. In my Seattle, Washington days, there's a kid, he was, like, three years older than me, maybe. You know, when you're a young kid, you want to go watch the older kids and you watch their games or whatever. He was pretty skilled. He was a good player. He was smaller. Like, I was. I'm telling you, like, I got this football picture of me. It looks like I go up to people's, like, waistline.

Whitney (71:00)

It.

TJ Oshie (71:01)

I'm on the football field, running, and you just see these monsters around me. And he would always. Guys would always hit him. You know, hockey in Seattle, it's like, you're basically there to fight and hit. There's not a loss. Back in the day, there was no skill going on, and he would never get knocked down. And I just always appre. I just thought that was, like, the coolest thing. And if he did, he was like, the first one to get up. Also, like, I grew up on movies like Rudy. Like, those were like, my heroes were like the sports movies. You know, Mystery, Alaska. So I was like, oh, I want to be a leader. You know, like. Like, what's his name in Mystery, Alaska? BB Was that his last name in the movie?

Keith (71:42)

Is it Jeff Bibi or.

Whitney (71:43)

No, I thought that's the kid who went to the Rangers, right?

TJ Oshie (71:46)

Yeah. Who was Russell Crow? It was the old. The dad and Gladiator.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (71:51)

Oh, yeah, it was Russell Crowe.

TJ Oshie (71:53)

Yeah. What was his name? John B.B. charlie Conway.

Whitney (71:58)

Yeah.

Keith (71:58)

John B.B.

TJ Oshie (71:59)

John B.B. there you go. Like, I. I was, like, dying for the opportunity in a game for, like, some star player to come back and to grab a clipboard and say, here, you can take my spot, you know, because the Charlie Conway, like, that was. Those were my heroes. I thought they were. They were real people. And I don't know that. That just kind of how I grew up is like, that was, like, the epitome of being, like, a team player. And. Yeah, that's kind of where.

Whitney (72:24)

When you guys. When you moved, like, I mean, what were you, like, 13, 12 or a little? Was it younger?

TJ Oshie (72:31)

Yeah, sophomore in high school, so 15.

Whitney (72:33)

Okay. So I'm thinking you're probably pretty excited based on, like, the hockey and War Road and, like, the players that produced and how good you were at that time. Like. So was it more like, I can't wait to get into the Minnesota high school hockey scene, or were you kind of like, I like where I'm at now?

TJ Oshie (72:50)

No, it was actually. It was a very, like, almost traumatic year for me, my parents got divorced middle of my eighth grade year. My mom had me moving with her back at her hometown, which is Stanwood, Washington's dairy farm. Like hick town. I was the only kid in the whole school that probably had ever skated in my. In their lives. And so I would have. She would drive me from Stanwood to Everett, Washington on I5 in traffic. My dad would grab me. He would drive me out to Seattle practice. And we'd usually practice at like 9pm and then I would. Then it would transfer what happened on the way back. And so. And I couldn't play any other sports that year. No hockey or no football, no basketball, which I was like a basketball player first growing up originally. And it was just so hard. And I went out to Warod and I actually wasn't like Carrie Eads who coached me at North Dakota and then now is with Fargo Force. He. He told my dad, he's like, he can't really skate very good. So like he can come and play jv, but I can't promise him he's going to play very much. And. And the fact that I went there in the summer and everything was so close and it was just like easy to play hockey and that you skated for free. I was never allowed. My dad would let me go to stick and puck every once in a while because it was like $20, you know. And back in early 2000s, late 90s, like, we just didn't have the money for me to go at 6am before school. And so I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna do it. I'll. I'll go. Me and my dad went. And I think I. I didn't take a day off of skating when the rink opened in May, early November, whenever football season ends until we won the state championship that sophomore year. And so my skating improved a lot. I never had a trainer. I never had. You know, it was just.

Whitney (74:47)

They're just open, no coach skating, just you on the ice, dude.

TJ Oshie (74:50)

Like getting back me and all the world. Boys. There's.

Whitney (74:52)

Yeah.

TJ Oshie (74:53)

Every. Every week you have a. A paper posted. High school boys is called Copper Kings. And you just look at your Copper Kings times of your age group and that's what ice sheet you get. And when it's just wide open and you just show up whenever you want, no one pays for ice.

Whitney (75:10)

It was.

TJ Oshie (75:10)

And if those two are closed, like if. If they didn't let us take the key on like Christmas day, then you just go skate outside. But I remember they gave Us the key quite a bit. But I think my dad actually just had one, but never great. And you could stay until midnight. They'd just be like, on the way out, they turn the dim the lights and they'd be like, hey, just turn the lights off when you come out. The doors are locked.

Whitney (75:34)

That is like out of a movie. I know.

TJ Oshie (75:36)

No, it is. And so, I mean, if I didn't move to ward, I'd probably be coaching middle school basketball right now in every Washington. Not even 100%. I'd be running tournaments.

Whitney (75:46)

Not even hockey.

TJ Oshie (75:47)

Oshi Sports and entertainment.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (75:49)

My dad had he land for tournament Worldwide.

Whitney (75:53)

Worldwide.

TJ Oshie (75:56)

That'S what I'd be doing right now.

Whitney (75:57)

What.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (75:57)

At what age were you like, I'm gonna play in the National Hockey League. And like, that was your. Your onset goal, like at what, seven? Okay, so you were early and you just. That was it. That was the only thing.

TJ Oshie (76:08)

Well, I. I was gonna play in the NBA and the NHL when I was a kid.

Whitney (76:12)

Oh, first guy ever.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (76:13)

I've actually talked about this. I thought somebody was going to do NFL and NHL. That was.

TJ Oshie (76:18)

It'd be amazing. You could almost do baseball. Yeah, a little bit. Right?

Whitney (76:24)

That would be a lot more likely, but yeah.

TJ Oshie (76:26)

And even like, my dad never let any scouts talk to me. I never he. After I committed North Dakota, it might have. It might not have been till after I left college. I was in pro. I was in St. Louis. He showed me this box of all the programs from all the schools across the country that they all, you know, they send you the program and like, whatever. Here's a summer training plan, whatever it is. He kept a box of them. I didn't. He didn't let anyone speak to me. He didn't let me see any. Nothing. So I didn't know. I didn't even know what a draft was. I didn't have an agent. They said when I got drafted, I didn't even know what it meant.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (77:07)

So what do you think the reasoning behind that was? Or had you kind of maybe already made up your mind as far as where you wanted to go?

TJ Oshie (77:14)

No, I just. I was just like, yeah, I'm just gonna play in the NHL. It wasn't. It wasn't even like a goal. It was like, it's just. I'm gonna do it. I just gotta. I just gotta play for this team right now, and then I'll play for that team later and.

Whitney (77:28)

You're a true throwback. He's a throwback.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (77:31)

I more met like, like, like you not seeing that Stuff. Do you think that was a positive thing, not knowing? All these programs wanted your attention. And was it to keep you humble and honest?

Keith (77:41)

Gets big.

TJ Oshie (77:42)

Yeah. I had zero pressure besides, at lunch, going in on minhawk.com to see the chat rooms and see what they were saying.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (77:52)

What's that? What's this? Minhawk.com.

TJ Oshie (77:56)

I would go at lunch, after you eat, like, before I go to the basketball. Before I go play basketball, I go in the library, go on the computer and type. You type? I don't know. It's like a chat. It was like a chat room, minhawk.com. and you just type in, like, war owed or whatever. And you can just scroll through and see what everyone in the. Whoever's in this chat room is saying about war odor, TJ Oshi, or whatever it is. That was like Twitter back then.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (78:22)

Okay. So people would be like, you gotta look out for this kid. Hey, check out this kind of skate with this guy. So that's.

Whitney (78:28)

And it'd be ruthless, too.

TJ Oshie (78:29)

That, like, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, the Roseville people would get on there and back. You know, it would be negative, too. But there was. It was so limited, but it was very positive for me because I didn't. I think there was one game I was playing in some. I don't. I don't remember where it was. They weren't a very good team. We won like, 15 nothing or something. But I remember seeing one jacket where it was like a New York range. They had a New York Rangers thing on it. And they're standing on the glass. They look professional. I remember thinking, like, that could be a scout. But, like, when I would play in my, like, driveway playing basketball and stuff, in my mind, every car that drove by, like, could have been a scout. No, I mean, so they come by, I'm like, all right, 360.

Keith (79:13)

Like, that might be Kevin Garnett.

TJ Oshie (79:16)

Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (79:19)

So he rolls out the window, smoke comes out. Oh, it is Kevin Garnett.

TJ Oshie (79:25)

But, yeah, so there was no. I had no. I had no pressure. I was just a kid having fun, trying to win, playing with my buddies. So it's awesome.

Keith (79:36)

The whole public, like, just going to your public high school in Minnesota. I always, like. I love the fact that everyone does that. Like, you must have enjoyed it so much. Like, you're playing for your hometown, the school, everyone's coming out to support you. Like, do you think that'll ever change in Minnesota, especially the way hockey's going nowadays?

TJ Oshie (79:52)

Yeah, I think it's already changing a little bit.

Whitney (79:56)

You Guys are our only hope.

TJ Oshie (79:57)

Oh, I know.

Whitney (79:57)

You're the only state left where we have, like, hope for to never change.

TJ Oshie (80:01)

I'm trying. I just Let me know what petition I gotta sign. The. There's the. The problem is now that kids are getting representation at a young age, and they. I feel like they automatically say, like, NHL is the end goal. To get there, you need to play in, like, an NHL schedule or you need to play more. You know, the high school season, you win the state tournaments, 31 games. So in their eyes, like, that's not. That's not a lot, but there's nothing. There's nothing better, I don't think, than playing on a team for your high school with your classmates, your best friends. You're riding bikes, like, to name, you know, go inside. Like, there's something very. I don't know if it's, like, a sense of pride and, like, honor to, like, you're representing your town. You know what I mean? And I just. I just feel like for some reason, there's so much focus on, like, getting to the next level, and there's less focus on enjoying playing the game and being a good teammate, being a good student, staying at home. I mean, my kids now, like, I can't. Well, at this point, I can't thank my mom enough for letting me and my dad go to War Road. But, like, from. I got asked my senior year to go to Shadic and decided to stay because we didn't win the state tournament that year, and I wanted to win the next year. But, like, the amount of heartache my mom had with me not being there, like, I couldn't imagine sending my kids off. Like, I would miss them way too much, you know, unless I thought it was, like, what they really wanted and they were with, you know, But I don't know. There's something. There's something super honorable, I think, about staying with your high school in Minnesota and. And playing for your. Your hometown. And those are the guys you grow up watching, right? You go to a little kid in World, you ask them what they want to be. Like, they want to play varsity for World High School, which is, like, super cool. And you could. I could sense that. And I was there a short period of time, but I immediately was, like, fully ingrained. And, like, I tell anyone, like, if it wasn't for World and like, that community, not just the hockey, but, like, the community, like, I don't. I don't know, I wouldn't be the same person I am today, that's for sure.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (82:23)

I was just going to talk about transitioning. When you go to college, like, you're opinionated on, like, these kids and how they keep what they're focused on, what's next as opposed to being in the moment. What do you make of, like, the transfer portal stuff? Like, you were a guy who stayed loyal to his university. Like, do you kind of feel like it's the same problem in university now?

TJ Oshie (82:42)

Yeah, I, I personally hate it, and I, I understand why some people, by some people do it, but, I mean, it's just, I think there's something to not being, like, the best player and not being treated like an all star, you know, I think it, it grounds you, it teaches you how to work hard, it teaches you how to be a good teammate. I, I just don't love the, I don't love the transfer portal thing. I just, I don't know. That's just not the kind of person I am. You know, there, there was times where I wasn't playing probably as much. I played a lot in North Dakota, but there was, you know, you want to play every minute of every game. I never once thought, like, I'm the. Go to Minnesota. You know, Don Luc, if you called.

Keith (83:32)

Your dad after a game and be like, hey, I didn't play enough. I want to go to Minnesota, he would have told you, go yourself, 100%.

TJ Oshie (83:38)

Yeah, it would never. He, he would, he probably, he probably let. Tell me, get out. Yeah.

Keith (83:44)

Like, nope, go play basketball again.

TJ Oshie (83:46)

Not doing that.

Whitney (83:48)

And look, looking at your career at North Dakota, like, forget, forget high school, where nowadays, like a kid like you, it would be hard to stay at War Road. Well, then you go to North Dakota, you light it up. Your sophomore year, you dominate freshman year, sophomore year. Now you're probably going to the NHL, but you went back for the, for your junior year. Like, that decision was just more about, hey, I, I, I want to be here still. We haven't got the job done yet or whatever it was.

TJ Oshie (84:13)

Yeah, so that was, that was not really a tough decision for me. Maybe the only tough thing was my junior year was watching Johnny, watching Taves go and just light it up. And we were line mates, you know, and we, I think we were really good for each other because we would skate in between classes in the mornings, and it'd be like, me, him, Ryan, Duncan, Taylor, Chorny was out there usually, and we would go head to head and like all these, like, little games, right? And even, like, even in practice, me and John would just go toe to toe all the time. And we, like, we really push each other. We loved each other, but on the ice, we were super competitive and, like, really push each other to get better. And so when I saw him go and have such a good year in the middle of my junior year, I was like, all right, I guess I gotta go. Gotta go pro. I was super, super. I was banged up pretty bad my junior year where I was getting injections for. In between like, every game. Probably, like, maybe 60% of the games from, like, these hit pointers that I, like, couldn't get rid of for some reason. And. And I. I ended up. I guess I ended up going. Going to St. Louis, and it ended up being good. I. You know, I had a great first or fun first year in St. Louis, but, like, I'd say two years in and definitely, like, on my second contract, I was like, man, I would give my whole rookie contract back if I could have went back and played my senior year.

Whitney (85:43)

Oh, wow.

TJ Oshie (85:44)

100% real.

Whitney (85:46)

Why?

Keith (85:47)

Because it was more of, like, a job.

TJ Oshie (85:49)

What's that?

Keith (85:50)

Just because, like, the NHL was more of a job. Like, guys are older back then. You weren't hanging out every day. Like, you missed that aspect.

TJ Oshie (85:56)

I miss it so bad. I had. I had a. There's a guy, my. My little brother's friend who's in between us, so he graduated a year before my brother. He came out and visited after my freshman year in North Dakota. Literally loved it so much. He never left. He just stayed there. Didn't even go to school. Like, he's still. He's like my best friend. I was the best man in his wedding. I got to. I was living with Patrick Bergen Bergland my rookie year, and we had. We had a good time, but we had a pretty old team. A lot of guys had kids. I mean, the Kachuk brothers were running around playing, you know, knee hockey in the locker room. So, like, we had a lot of older guys, and it just wasn't the same. You weren't going to lunch every day with your boys. You weren't hanging. Like, they had stuff to do. And I. Now I know they definitely had.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (86:41)

No Chipotle with the boys.

TJ Oshie (86:43)

No Chipotle? Yeah. I mean, rarely, but. And so I called my buddy, like people call him, like, back in the day, they. Like, in St. Louis, they called him Turtle because that's when entourage just came out. But he hates it. But Brandon, I told him. I called him, and I was like, hey, please move out here and live with me. You don't. You don't need to work like, you don't. I. I'll get you a car. Just please come out and be my friend and hang out with me.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (87:12)

And it was like, call those wives sometimes.

TJ Oshie (87:14)

You know, that's the MDA mentality. I wasn't quite there. Yeah. But. Yeah. And so I missed like, the boys so much that I really regretted not playing my senior year.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (87:28)

You mentioned Jonathan Tabes. How co. You're probably still very close with him. I've been fascinated with his journey. I mean, obviously he dealt with his fair share of injuries, took a little bit of time off and like, now he's coming back. Did you talk to him before he announced that he was going to come back? And how happy are you to see a guy who I felt like was kind of stripped of like that. That swan song ending. Right. Like, I mean, with everything that he's accomplished, where now I feel like he's able to go home and. And hopefully, you know, cap off an incredible hall of Fame career.

TJ Oshie (87:58)

No, absolutely. I chat with him on the phone. He called me maybe in the spring, late spring, and it was pretty late at night. I actually was in. In bed with. I like the little ones were sleeping there. And so I had a nice long chat with him. He was talking about training methods and all this other stuff. And he asked me. Cause we both used. We were both ARP guys. Um, and he asked me about the training and where I trained in Minnesota. Cause he said he wanted to come here and, and work out and skate. And he ended up doing it at St. Thomas, same place that I hit best in the head with a stick. And he. But he was asking about Eric Rasmussen, who. Who played in Buffalo in New Jersey, who. Who puts us through the training there. And then Jay out in Arizona writes our programs. And so he was asking about it and you know, I was super happy for him. And he's one. He's another guy. Not obviously not the same player as Backy, but his. He's just so smart. He has such like a natural. I don't know. There's just some guys, like the way they handle the puck, like, you just know that's never going to go away. And the way he plays with his head up and his. His skills around the net. And I knew that if you got his body into a good spot, that he could definitely make a comeback. So I'm super excited to watch him this year. I think he's going to be. I think he's going to be better than people think.

Keith (89:31)

Nice.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (89:32)

I'm rooting for him for sure. Now, going back to that ARP training method, do you guys feel like maybe that like messed you guys up at all? And can you describe it? Like, I'm just curious because you saw guys doing it where they would put the. The thing on their forehead. I think Luch was doing it at one point. Like, can you describe what it is? And there were a few guys who were doing it that ended up suffering like injuries and stuff. Maybe it's just like a, like a. Just by chance, but I'll hand it over to you.

TJ Oshie (90:00)

Yeah, no, I mean there's. There was. So I actually got into it because I was so injured in St. Louis. I was lifting like super, super heavyweight. Like I was like really like getting after it in my. Maybe that was the start of my back. I mean, my back was just like terrible in my hips and everything. And so I just, I used it before one game. Chris Porter let me use it to warm up and my back pain like disappeared and I was like, oh my gosh. So I got one. Actually a lot of the boys in St. Louis got on board with me and we would just use it just to warm up. That was it. Yeah. And then I wanted to try it. Maybe part of the reason why I got traded from St. Louis too is. Cause I told him I was doing. I wasn't doing the teams training anymore. I was doing this, the arb. But I went in the first day and it was the hardest training I've ever done. Because you don't like, you know, you see guys sitting there in the pad drawn that you think people just sit there. Like you don't. You basically go in the gym and you just fail. It's the ARPS on you, but you're like constantly failing, like trying to.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (91:03)

It's like a muscle stimulant. Like it's a stim machine where it's pulsating.

TJ Oshie (91:07)

The thought process behind it is.

Whitney (91:10)

Is.

TJ Oshie (91:12)

Like training your nervous system. Like the higher your nervous system can obviously like handle and more, more efficient it is, the better you're going to be, the more you can hold positions and you train in certain positions to prevent injuries and things like that. So we don't do any stretching or any of that, but we train in extreme positions. And I can't tell you about like how the ARP works. Like, exactly. Because the guy has been using it for so long that like only he can write like the programs. But it's. It. I mean, it changed my. I think I played way longer than I would have if. If I didn't start it.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (91:52)

So you put it. Let's say you put it on your quads and you do a lunge. You're just. You're holding in a static position in different lunge positions, like you would maybe in a. In a skating stride. And you're trying to, like, fatigue the muscle, essentially.

TJ Oshie (92:05)

Yeah, that's part of it. It helps you, like, recruit the correct muscles. So, like, if you're in a lunge, right, your front leg, you should be pulling down with your hamstring. And, like, you would never think about that. You kind of just fall and then use your quads to, like, jump back up. And so if you were doing that, it might be on your. Your hamstring and a different part of your. Maybe it's your lats to, like, hold you up like this. You know what I mean? So it helps you train in the proper position. It's super. The. The form is, like, very, very important when you're. When you're doing it. And it's. I mean, we use it for sleep, for recovery, for warmups, for workouts. There's also workouts. Like, it's. We have the art, but it's not, like, called, like, the art program. It's Evo Ultra Sport or Evo Ultra Fit. Sorry. And so we train a lot without it, too, but it's just there to, like, supplement. So, like, when you're resting and it's still going, you're still firing the right muscles even though you're resting. So it's. It's the hardest training I've ever done, for sure.

Whitney (93:10)

Yeah. I remember Sean Hoff had one, too. It was very, very popular for a while there. Like, a ton of guys got into it. I was always just like, how long.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (93:20)

Would a workout be?

TJ Oshie (93:22)

Uh, it depends on. It depends. Every day is like. I don't think I've ever done the same workout two days, ever since it started. Like, every day is, like, a different program, but it can be anywhere from an hour to two hours. Just depends. Sometimes, like, switching the pads and stuff, that's really the only thing that sucks. It's also super painful if you're, like. If you're injured.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (93:47)

Um.

TJ Oshie (93:47)

Cause it basically teaches your brain that, like, it's okay to fire certain muscles when they shut down to, like, prevent worse injury. And so, like, a lot of times, like, I'd have, like, problems in my hip or my hamstring, and that would be because of my hip flexor. Right? And so, like, you put on your hip flexor, you can. It goes up To a hundred. I can only turn it up to, like, 10 or 15. And the goal is to get it all the way to a hundred. And you have to, like, just fight through the pain. It's Is miserable. But you would. You know, there was days I'd walk in the rink being like, I can't play. And I would do this search. It's called the Search and Destroy. And I would go out there and feel. Be. Be great. Be good to go.

Keith (94:26)

Because it was. I mean, even back then when you were in St. Louis, it was almost taboo in the league to do other stuff, right? Like, guys were chirping, management. You mentioned it quick. Like, that could have been one of the reasons you got traded. Because when that trade happened, everyone was kind of like, wait, what?

Whitney (94:41)

I know.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (94:42)

Were you half kidding, or do you think that that probably had to do with it?

TJ Oshie (94:46)

No, I think it had something to do with it. Yeah. For sure. I think there's a chance. Yeah. I think. I think it was.

Whitney (94:52)

I think you could see that they.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (94:54)

Tried to send me to the Miners when I did Jack 3D and training camp, but luckily I pissed my. Or I passed my piss test. Did you used to do Jack 3D?

TJ Oshie (95:04)

I think I did. I think I tried to do. What was it? What was the pill that you're supposed to, like, shed body fat?

Whitney (95:13)

Oh, Hydroxy cut.

Keith (95:14)

Hydroxy cut.

Whitney (95:15)

Yeah, I need that.

Keith (95:17)

You and Frank Thomas.

TJ Oshie (95:18)

Yeah, it might be time to get back on. I think I was. It was like. I think I took her for like, two weeks, like in the middle of summer. And I. It was at Minnesota Hockey Camps, actually. And someone was like, hey, you can't take that. And I was like, what? They're like, no. And I was like, oh, okay. Because I guess I got a little.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (95:35)

Lazy this summer from an infomercial called.

TJ Oshie (95:38)

Too Many Late Night Zorbas.

Keith (95:40)

Me and Chloe Creators, Hydroxy Clean.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (95:44)

Hydroxy Cut.

Whitney (95:46)

Hey, you mentioned those hot. The Minnesota Hockey Camps, though. I went out in Brainerd. I went out with Bugsy before the Olympic camp in 2009. Summer. That was incredible. And you were kind of. You were a staple there your whole life growing up, right?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (96:00)

I heard those were boot camps.

Whitney (96:02)

Dude, it was awesome.

TJ Oshie (96:04)

It was two. Like, if you showed up in two weeks, you were like, game ready, guaranteed. It was intense. So this. That was before the arp.

Whitney (96:15)

It was.

TJ Oshie (96:16)

It was intense. Power plyos. Speed plyos. Each of those twice a week. And then there's like a mile run, hill sprints, and then you skate twice a day. What it was. Where was this at, like a call somewhere? It's a little lake town. Brainerd. Minnesota. Yeah. Minnesota Hockey camps. Yeah. The. The Bugsy was their whole family. Brad Malone, Ryan Malone, Hartnell would be.

Whitney (96:43)

There, I think, right?

TJ Oshie (96:44)

Hearts was always there. Yeah. It was intense, man. It was brutal.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (96:50)

Would Bugsy try to take you out on the weekends?

TJ Oshie (96:53)

No, I was just.

Keith (96:54)

Never said no to a night.

TJ Oshie (96:55)

They were like. I like, to me, they were like 40 years old because I was just a young buck, but they weren't like, they're only like five, six years older, but they. And he had like all this tattoos. I was like, these guys are like men. And you're like high schooler or like going into college or in college and you're going. You're going against them like twice a day. And I think it was Hearts, maybe. I think I toe dragged him a couple times. And this is like, you know, they were big. Like they were NHLers. And he. He. He like hunted me down and gave me the biggest slash across my wrist and he was like, don't ever do that again.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (97:32)

Oh, no.

TJ Oshie (97:33)

Yes, sir. So I just toe drag everyone else.

Whitney (97:38)

Hey, we. We quickly mentioned the. The St. Louis trade, though. Like. Yeah, take me through you finding out about that. Like, it seemed like you loved it there. I mean, I remember being there. I think it probably came off as you loved everywhere you played. You just loved the game. But how did you find out as shocked as everyone else?

Keith (97:55)

How did Turtle take it?

TJ Oshie (97:56)

Yeah, well, he had already. He had already moved out. So, you know, there was a. There was a year of, you know, we had to let things cool. But now. Now we're tight again. But I was actually sitting. Sitting down watching golf. I actually had the ARP on. I was doing like a recovery protocol. And there was a call with Doug Armstrong maybe three weeks before that, maybe a month. About like, he's like, hey, let's just get down to the. Like, just don't hold anything back. What do we need to do to beat Chicago and la?

Whitney (98:31)

We.

TJ Oshie (98:31)

We were right there. Every year, regular season, we do great against them. There's a couple times we had been like, up two goals and then they would win four in a row and then go on to win the cup. He's like, what, Where? What. Why aren't we getting there? What does it take? And I was super, super honest with him about, like, I really didn't. I didn't try to, like, name names, but just like, I was like, guys, some guys are all in. Some guys Aren't. And so the guys that aren't, if we want to win, like, we need guys that want to, want to play and are willing to block shots, are willing to get ran over by LA D. You know, I mean, it was tough back then. The D were. I mean, they're scary, but you had still had to like, go to these areas. And we had some guys that wouldn't. And he's like, all right, thank you. Anyways, call comes on July 2nd maybe. And I'm sitting there, I'm doing like my protocol things. I told him about the arp. They didn't want me to do it. I told him I wanted to do it anyways. And. And he got on the phone and he was like, hey, Yosh, how's it going? I was like, it's going great. I was like, I'm in like the best shape of my life. I'm ready to rock. I'm so excited for the season. I'm been skating, I'm healthy. And he's like, okay, well, yeah, that's great. You've been traded to the Washington Capitals. Brian McClellan will be giving you a call here. And then that was. Wasn't. He was. He was like, yeah. I was like, all right. Yeah, like, see ya.

Whitney (100:00)

Like, yeah, like at that point you're probably shell shocked, like when you hung up.

TJ Oshie (100:05)

Yeah.

Whitney (100:05)

What the.

TJ Oshie (100:06)

Yeah. And I had been told that, that. That there's a chance I was going to get traded to Pittsburgh at the draft. I told like, the deal was like in the works and then it didn't go through. And then I don't. I can't remember if they traded for, for Kessel or if he signed there. I can't remember what happened, but I knew once I got a right winger that I wasn't going. So I was like, okay, I'm going to retire as a blue, live here the rest of my life just like all the old blues do. And I was super, like, proud of that, happy about that. And then, yeah, I got the call and I was like. There was like 10 minutes of like, just me. I messed around with my wife saying we got traded a couple times that summer, joking, oh, just like, no way. And so I texted her again and she's like, haha. And I was like, no, seriously, call me. And so I talked to her and she was like, what the heck? And. And I was like, really let down. Like, I really. I felt like I let like the whole city down, right? Because I. They treated me so well. I took so much pride in like, being a Blue. And I, like, literally, for the first time, like, I guess maybe the first time in my life, I really felt, like, defeated. Like, like, maybe you can't do this, you know? But it was only, like, 10 minutes because once Brian McClellan called me, like, I've never heard anyone, like, more happy that I was going to join the organization. He was, like, so excited. I could tell he didn't want to, like, tell me on the phone that they wanted me to play with OV and Backy. But, like, he was kind of hinting at it, and that just got me, like, jagged up. I was like, man, Baxter and Ovechkin, like, me. And, like, at the time, Tarasenko coming to the Blues, he was kind of like the new star. I had been like, for whatever reason, just, like, moving off the power play, and I wasn't playing penalty kill. I was on, like, second power play, and my minutes were like. I think overall, like, over the season, they were, like, really good, like, high, you know, like 18. But, like, I just felt like at the end of the season, I was kind of like, I don't know. I'm not playing as much and kind of getting buried a little bit. And. And I just got super jacked to go to. To Washington, and, I mean, the rest is kind of history. It was. It was cool walking in there and having, like. Even the coaches were like, with the puck, do whatever you want. Like, we have no rules. Like, when you're on defense, like, you play our systems, like, you know them, you play them, and that's mandatory. But when you have the puck, use your imagination and go have fun. And I was like, what? Like, I didn't think the NHL was like, like, this.

Whitney (102:34)

That's not Hitch.

TJ Oshie (102:35)

So, like, well, no, not. Not Hitch. Not Andy Murray. Like, that's not the way that my seven years in St. Louis went. So I was like, this is insane. And it was. I mean, I felt like I was, like, free to, like, be myself again. Although, like, I felt like the first, like, four months of the season, I, like, forgot how to score. And I think who came up to me. One assistant coaches came up to me, and they're like, what? They're like, hey, how you feeling? Like, you. You know, you enjoying it? I'm like, I'm having a blast. I'm so sorry. I should have, like, 30 goals already playing with these guys, and. Cause I literally was, like, missing, like, empty nets. I was like, I. They put me in so many good spots, and I wasn't scoring. I'm Like. And in my mind, I'm like, oh, God, he's come and talk to me. I'm gonna be off the line. He's like, no. He's like, no. Actually was gonna come tell you, like, take more chances. Like, we know you're gonna back check, like, start taking more chances and, you know, don't cheat, but, like, if you see an opportunity, like, go. And I was like, what? Like, this is crazy.

Whitney (103:29)

This is amazing.

TJ Oshie (103:30)

This is crazy. And ended up getting hotter throughout the rest of the year. But it was a great. It was a great move for me. And I love St. Louis, miss them, love my teammates. But D.C. was a good fit.

Whitney (103:44)

So I want to stay somewhat chronological order here because I have some questions about those runs in Washington in the cup, but back to 14 and the shootout because people will lose it if we don't talk about this. Can I. Yeah, go ahead.

Keith (103:58)

So we played on the Worlds the year before that, right?

Whitney (104:01)

Oh, yeah, you mentioned this.

TJ Oshie (104:03)

Yeah.

Keith (104:03)

And the reason, remember, what was it against, like, Italy where you went like five different times?

TJ Oshie (104:08)

Yeah. Scored. Yeah, it was the summer before I went against. Yeah, that was. That was a tough tournament for. For the Team usa.

Keith (104:17)

We. We had a blast, though.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (104:19)

Oh, I.

Whitney (104:19)

We were almost playing Japan and like, China.

TJ Oshie (104:23)

If we would have lost in regulation, we would. Got relegated from the tournament. Yeah, it was for four. We were playing for 14th place, I think.

Keith (104:29)

Do you remember coming up to me halfway through the game? I think we were playing either like Kazakhstan or France or someone, and you go, dude, I know why I'm so bad. I'm like, why? You're like, I have one contact in. I was like, how are you even playing right now? We were a mess, that team.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (104:46)

He's like, I don't even normally wear contacts. I don't even know how this thing got in here. Is this in yours?

TJ Oshie (104:54)

Oh, that was good. No. Yeah, that was. We had a lot of fun, so. We had a lot of fun. But, yeah, we're getting relegated. We end up going to a shootout against Italy. And yeah, I had to shoot five times, win three for five in that, which I think ended up helping making the Olympic team because I know it was. No, it was tight there at the end with the last couple selections.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (105:19)

If you wouldn't have. If you guys wouldn't have qualified, you said you would have been like, relegated out of the actual Olympics.

TJ Oshie (105:25)

Team USA would have had to do a play in tournament to get back in.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (105:28)

Oh, for.

TJ Oshie (105:31)

It was bad. Like, we had a lot of fun. We did. But we we didn't. We weren't making America proud in that turn.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (105:37)

Well, going back to Whit's question about the shootout, I think Putin was in attendance when you ended up scoring all those goals against Russia. Right?

TJ Oshie (105:44)

That's what I heard. I was, I was. I was literally. I don't know if it was like the guys on the team got in my head, but I had to go to NBC Studios after to do like all the media stuff. And so they were just like, remember we like rode our bikes or whatever. And they were like, just wait here and someone's gonna come pick you up. And I'm just. And it's. It's dark out and I'm just standing there and the guys are like, you know, be careful. You know, you're in Russia. Putin was here. And so I literally called my wife. I was like, yeah, I love you. And literally I didn't. I didn't know even going into it, they're like, you know, if you leave Olympic village, like, don't wear your Team USA stuff. And so like, all this stuff was like in my head. And this Russian guy comes, pulls up, grabs me, I get in the car and it's just silent. And we're just driving and I feel like we're probably driving for like five minutes, but it felt like we were driving for like a half hour. And I'm just like, I'm trying to look at like where I'm going to like navigate if I have to like get back. And clearly nothing was wrong. The guy was like super professional and nice and just dropped me off at NBC, NBC studios and went in. But yeah, it was. I was like scared for my life.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (106:56)

You're like, hey, Turtle, I'm gonna need you on a one way ticket here, brother. You're have to sample all my food before I eat it. How quick can you get here?

TJ Oshie (107:06)

Oh, I only ate McDonald's there too.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (107:08)

Was that. Was that like a diff. Different level of stardom where when you came back, do you feel like you're being recognized in public more? And if so, like, how did you to handle that? Because you seem like the most down to earth guy. So all of a sudden everybody's coming up at the grocery store or wherever and. And you're like an American hero.

TJ Oshie (107:26)

Yeah, I think because we were in season, I basically was just like really in. In St. Louis. And so there was like some more media attention if I didn't go on Twitter. I didn't really like think about it too much, but my life definitely changed. It Changed my life, you know, forever. I got to do so many things. I went to, like, the ESPYs that year. I got my first invite to Tahoe, to the American Century Championship, which is like. I mean, that's, like my super bowl now. Like, that's my masters.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (107:55)

Whit wants in that one, too.

Whitney (107:56)

I heard. I heard you're a legend there. I heard that. That Miles Teller is like, where's Oshi? Where's Oshi? Everyone just waits till you get there. We have.

TJ Oshie (108:06)

We have. Maybe I'll send you guys the hype video I did this year. But we do a little, like, beer pong flip cup baseball game.

Whitney (108:13)

That's what it was.

TJ Oshie (108:14)

Yes. Yeah. And it's. It's got some traction. We had a spot. Someone come up and say they want to sponsor it next year. It's just in the lounge at the. It's like, you're not supposed to be playing there, but it's just in the lounge at the casino. And I think last year, the fire marsh, they had to come kick people out because the fire marshal showed up. And they're like, people can't be. People can't disc. Many people can't be in, like, this lounge.

Whitney (108:38)

Oh, you had an audience for this. Like, fans are showing up to watch.

TJ Oshie (108:41)

It was.

Whitney (108:42)

Yes.

Keith (108:42)

Packed.

TJ Oshie (108:43)

Everyone's waiting. I had guys come off me on the range on Saturday this year, and they're like, hey, how do I get in this game? We're just having, like. It's not a game. We're just having fun. I made a hype video this year, and it was. It was pretty good. It was fun. So I think the teams were. I had Colin Jost. There's two nights. So Travis Kelsey was on my team first night.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:06)

Who's Colin Jost? The guy from snl?

TJ Oshie (109:08)

Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:09)

Isn't that. Who's he married to?

TJ Oshie (109:13)

Is it Scarlet?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:15)

Yeah. Scarlett Johansson. Holy fuck.

TJ Oshie (109:17)

Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:18)

Jesus.

TJ Oshie (109:18)

Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:19)

Some big hitters.

TJ Oshie (109:20)

Kelsey was there. The Miz is on my squad every year. He's hilarious.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:25)

Yeah.

TJ Oshie (109:26)

And then we had Baker Mayfield's my boy. He's on the squad. And then we had Smiley Kaufman step in on the second night. He's by far the best player. Flip cup player.

Whitney (109:37)

Like, that's sec.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:38)

That's Smiley Kaufman.

TJ Oshie (109:40)

I literally can't tell you. My wife came up, and she's like, hey, like, who. Who was that? I was like, oh, that's Smiley. I was like, remember, we met him at, like, the dinner last night?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (109:48)

She's like, I'm leaving you for him.

TJ Oshie (109:49)

She's like, yeah, seriously, we see him on She. I watch Golf Channel, and she's like, every time she sees him, if there's someone, like, over, she's like, hey, this guy's, like, the best flipkart player you'll ever see. I'm like, there, yes. But yeah, and then. And then we played against my. And then Miles brings his team. So he had, like, Jason, Kelsey, Trevor Lawrence, Matthew. Chucky's on there, and so. Great squad.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (110:13)

Any chance you could put in a word for. For wit? I'll work his bag, if that's okay. Even Yan's. Yan's is a good enough golfer to golf on that.

TJ Oshie (110:20)

Hey, I just. I just pray that I get the invite every year ever.

Whitney (110:24)

That's best. People don't care. They're like, I don't want anyone else invited. I could lose my spot.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (110:28)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's blocking one another.

TJ Oshie (110:31)

I know. No, you gotta. You.

Whitney (110:33)

You know, no, we should actually go out there because. Pardon my. Take one out there this year. We should go out there and interview guys, at least.

TJ Oshie (110:41)

The guys are so incredible. Like, all the guys and. And the girls. All the celebrities are phenomenal. Like, everyone's so nice, and it's like, it's great seeing them in, like, that setting where they're just, like, normal people. They have, like, their kids rolling around or their other friends. And. Yeah, it's. It's a time you guys definitely should.

Whitney (110:58)

Be out there to go back quickly to the. To the shootout. I think one of the things that, you know, made people realize you're such a humble guy, too, is after they. They asked you, like, how does it feel to be an American hero? You said, oh, the. The real heroes are wearing camo.

TJ Oshie (111:14)

Like that.

Whitney (111:14)

That's not me. And, I mean, that's obviously something you can't think about saying because it's just asked. You didn't plan on that shootout happening, but that was a pretty incredible quote that put into perspective no type of person you are and stuff and probably made people appreciate you even more.

TJ Oshie (111:30)

Yeah, I think leading up to it, like, the Olympic orientation camp, they bring all the military in, the special Forces, and you hear their stories. And I've always been someone that, like, really admires the military and what they do and their sacrifices and their family sacrifices. And I've told us a bunch, but, like, when we won, it wasn't like, it was not. Not like it was a gold medal game. Right? So, yeah, we won the shootout, but I didn't think it was, like, that big of a deal.

Whitney (111:54)

Yeah.

TJ Oshie (111:55)

And so when I got, you know, in the moment and you're in Russia, like, no one's awake back, but it.

Whitney (111:59)

Was against Russia, too. Like. Yeah, but you.

TJ Oshie (112:02)

I just didn't think people would wake up and watch the game. Like, I thought some, like, the die hard hockey people, but I didn't think it was, like, this massive. You know, obviously, it's the Olympics, and. But I just didn't really think about it. And then. So that question came, and I was like, american hero. Like, take it easy here. Just. It's just a shootout.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (112:23)

I put my contacts in one at a time, folks.

TJ Oshie (112:25)

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but, yeah, so that's where the quote came from. And. And, you know, still this day, like, super proud of the military and, you know, as American as. As you can get.

Whitney (112:41)

Yep.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (112:43)

We. We have to ask about the, like. Like, I kind of mixed it in with one question earlier about it. Me maybe being like. Like, despite the injury and kind of dealing with a season where you couldn't play and the frustration in that, but you got to be there for ov. Goal Chase, and just, like, the way the team played, I think they exceeded everybody's expectations. So that was probably a bright spot for you, getting to experience that. And, you know, what was your relationship like with ovi and what is it like? I mean, I'm sure you were probably nervous meeting him for the first time, him being such a legend, but how was last year in getting to witness everything that happened in the Washington capital's 50th year of existence?

TJ Oshie (113:20)

Yeah, it was. It was. I mean, it was incredibly special to be a part of that and. And to play with them. Like, when I first met him, it was like. It wasn't even. It was like, 10 minutes. You're like, oh, my God. This guy's phenomenal. Like, he would. He didn't act like some. Someone that was better than you or some superstar. He was just, like, right away. And not just me that was, like, new to the team, like, anyone. Anyone in camp. Any, like, new guy in the team. And he was the same with, you know, with me as he was with, you know, a guy that was playing the fourth line or the guy that wasn't playing very much. So it was super easy to. He's super easy to, like, get along with and have fun with. Our relationship was pretty close at the rink, and, like, we. I was next to him on the plane in the card game, and so, you know, me, him, Carlson and Backstrom. And so it was a. It was a fun table. We Spent a lot a ton of time together. A lot of long flights, a lot of, A lot of card games, A lot of time at dinners on the road and all that. And our kids, you know, we had families that kind of started growing up together. And so to be a part of, and, and to fly with the team and, and to go see like him actually do it, because me and, me and Backie, we weren't going to the rink every day and you know, grinding with the boys, you know, it was like mid seat. Like you let them kind of, we're just letting them, the guys do their thing and if they needed us or, you know, we wanted to come in and hang out, we do it, but we weren't there every day. And so to go actually see it happen was. It was really incredible because this last like year or so, everyone's like, is he gonna do or. A year and a half, maybe two years, like he can't do it or he's gonna slow down and all this other stuff. And I just kept telling people, I'm like, I don't count Obi out of anything. Like whatever he says like he's gonna do or if he wants to do it, he's gonna do it. Like, if he wants to come in in like phenomenal shape, he's gonna come in phenomenal shape. If he wants to score 40 goals, like he's just gonna do it. He's like one of those people that just like, if we do like a, a team. We did a team raffle two years in a row, like cash. And they would pick two players every year. It's called like the queen of hearts. Lavy did it and the pot got up to be big, like, I mean really big OV one twice. Because he just thinks he's going to.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (115:39)

Like when he goes to work, you just gotta draw the queen.

TJ Oshie (115:42)

You gotta deck cards. All the, all the cards are in numbered envelopes, randomized and, and then you buy tickets and they put them in like a literal, like a shuffle lottery and someone comes out and pulls it and they get to go pick any blank envelope or they're like numbered. Pull it, you open it up, see what card it is. And the pots got large because you can buy as many tickets over 100k. I guess not that large, but like, yeah, like 30, 40, I think.

Whitney (116:15)

Who, who, who on the team bought the most tickets for the most chances?

TJ Oshie (116:19)

Oh, Ovie for sure.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (116:21)

But you, but, but you're 28k was his.

TJ Oshie (116:24)

But after that draw, the tickets get thrown away and so Every time it's a new set of tickets until someone gets it, and I think until someone wins, I think it was a minimum. There's like a minimum of 40 or something dollars, and it was like, $5.

Whitney (116:38)

Great idea, actually.

TJ Oshie (116:40)

Yeah. But he won twice out of, like, completely. And so, like, that's. That's. I try to tell people. I'm like, he's just like one of those guys that he's just like. He has no other thought than, like, if he's gonna, like, he's just gonna score. Like, every time he shoots, he's like, this is going in, and usually it does. So it's. He's one of a kind. So to be a part of. Of his thing and, like, the shout out for Backy, like, everyone knew that's coming, right? And for him to, like, throw my name in there because me and back. We're up in the stands together or up in the. In the suites together was so special because you don't. You don't know. Kind of the imprint you have on other people. Right. And, you know, I've always respected. Oh and loved him. Love them as a teammate, love battling with them, and for him to show that respect back. And right when he went, I mean, he's on the ice, he just did it, like, 10 minutes before. Before that. And so to say, call out, you know, Backie and Osh, for me to hear Osh, I was like, whoa. Like, I'm getting chills right now just thinking of it, for how special he made that moment for me and for all of his teammates when he thanked all the teammates and gave so much credit to. To the guys and the coaches he's played with. It was a special moment. It really was. I'm. I'm so proud of him. So happy for his family, for his boys that they're able to be there and watch it, so. What a ride. I'm excited to see what he does next.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (118:06)

I miss seeing you in the tunnel with the boys pre game. That reminds me of playing and being on a team where Tom Wilson's hitting you right in the dick and you're slapping him on the ass and warm up like, just that. The silly antics in that hallway. Bands make a dance. Like all that shit that you guys had going, man, it was awesome to watch, man.

TJ Oshie (118:27)

Yeah, it was fun, honestly. I think so. Me and Ovi did like, the 1, 2, 3, elbow and then, like, a chest, and I swear a couple times, like, he might have gave me, like, a. Like, a half concussion on these. It was so hard. And I tried a lot of times. My head would relay and, like, hit him in the mouth, and he, like, wouldn't even care. He just loved it.

Keith (118:51)

Chewing his gum.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (118:52)

Oh, he. There's that clip of him getting a fucking slap shot on the bench in the mouth, and he's just like, well, here's the puck back.

Keith (118:58)

He's in my teeth.

Whitney (118:59)

Give me a Dr. Pepper.

TJ Oshie (119:01)

He's. He's. He's different than the way we're made.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (119:04)

He must have had. He must have had the fucking smelliest farts in the world eating that Subway, the Cheetos, all that Pepsi. Like, you sat next to him in the card table. He must have rotten ass just airbed just there. That's what he says.

TJ Oshie (119:20)

Just there, babe.

Whitney (119:22)

Hey, you weren't there.

TJ Oshie (119:24)

Well, you know how that all. All guys, though, like, you don't want to be sitting on in the player section of the airplane.

Whitney (119:30)

Doesn't know.

TJ Oshie (119:31)

Doesn't.

Whitney (119:32)

Poor stewardesses.

Keith (119:33)

Worst job in the league.

TJ Oshie (119:35)

Oh, Stewie, were you when someone would let one go and you saw the stewards come by and you're like, yeah, everyone's just, like, putting their head down.

Keith (119:42)

I used to hit the button.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (119:44)

Oh, yeah, call him over. Yeah, Old Spice.

Whitney (119:50)

I don't know if we've ever asked anyone this. You weren't there, but the one clip of ov. When. The first time he ever grabbed the golf club and he got a hole in one, I swear to God. Is that true?

TJ Oshie (120:01)

So this. The story I heard was he had never played golf before, and everyone wanted to play with Obi in the golf tournament, so they just set him on a par three, and he had one shot for every group that came through, and he sunk one, which is any. Anytime you bring it up, like, if you. This guy just talking about golf, he was gonna be like, hey, you got a hole in one. And they're like, no. He's like, I do. And he was like, walk. He was like, walk away. How many people have, like. I swear, God, that's, like, in your mind. Anytime you need to say that. He's one of a kind, boys. He's one of a kind.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (120:43)

Do you have. Do you have an OV story that you can share with us that, like, maybe people haven't heard? Like, one. Like a hidden gem.

TJ Oshie (120:50)

I scored my 300th goal, and this isn't a phenomenal story, but he put me in my place pretty good. I scored my 300th goal, and I don't think he, like, knew that. It was, like, coming up. I Think there was like a long time in between maybe of the one before whatever it was, and. And I. So I scored it and coach announced it after the game. And he came up and he's like, Ben, 300. And I was like, yeah, he's like, ben. And he like gives me one and he goes, 500 to go. And then walked away. Yeah, yeah, that 300 doesn't sound as. As cool.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (121:32)

There's nothing better than an unreal player being funny, cocky.

Whitney (121:35)

Oh, yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (121:36)

Ed Jovanowski, he was one of the all timers.

Keith (121:39)

The best.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (121:40)

Who is it for you? Whit and Pit or maybe Anaheim. Was Corey Perry. Like that Getsy.

Whitney (121:46)

Getsy gets. He was. Perry wasn't really like that. Sid wasn't like that. Actually, Malkin was, but he didn't speak English when I was there. And then Edmonton, we all stunk. Oh, when you got traded over there though, and what. I know we've kept you for a long time. We'll wrap this up soon. But when you got traded 16 season, you guys lose to Pittsburgh, second round, game six. The next year you lose to him second round, game seven. They win the cup both years you get them in the second round in 18. Like that had to be like the most nervous energy and like when you beat them, like, we're winning the cup for sure now. No, like, take me through that series.

TJ Oshie (122:25)

Yeah, it was. That series was crazy because we lost Backy to a concussion and then Tom.

Whitney (122:32)

Had the big hit and got suspended on Aston Reese. I remember that.

TJ Oshie (122:36)

Yeah. And so the way this series was going, I haven't watched like every minute game, the game I've seen, you know, like the clips or whatever and like the Pump up video, the. The Stand the cup video. But I remember the.

Whitney (122:50)

We.

TJ Oshie (122:50)

We were super confident in like in our ability that third year. We were super sure of what we. We had our mind made up of how we were going to play and we were not going to stop playing that way. That was just like the way we were going to do it. And we were okay losing that way or winning that way. The year before, it was like two presidents trophies the two years prior. And it was like, we have to win. If we don't win, everyone's like, ov, this is the window, right? It was like, this is Ov's window. This is the capital's window. And so that everyone had said that that window had closed. And we're like, you know what? We're. This is how we're going to play. Tr. Deal was up. He came in and, you know, motherfucked us in. In Colorado, like, a month and a half prior, I think. And literally called guides out, like. And knowing that, like, you know, there's maybe, maybe new, maybe didn't. I assumed that, like, this was kind of his last year. We had these. All these good teams. We didn't win the Cup. His deal's coming up, and he came and he just. He completely laid things, like, out in the open, fully hard, truce, whether guys wanted to hear him or not, and was like, you either play this way or you're not playing. He was like, I don't care who it is. And he went through and, you know, you name your top guys, you name, like, a couple guys that don't play as much, and. And from that moment on, we kind of just like, flipped a switch, like, all right, this is how we're playing defense. Our offense was fine, but defensively, everyone is required to do this. And you'll see if you see any clips of the Stanley cup about ovi, you'll see the clips of him, like, blocking shots and literally doing, like, kick saves on, like, slap shots. And, like, you know, you normally don't see a star player doing that, especially a goal scorer. And so we get to the Pittsburgh series, we lose. I think we might have lost Backy already, and we were still sure of ourselves. But, like, every year against Pittsburgh, even as good as we played, they always scored, like, this goal where you're just like. Like, how. How does that hit, like, two bodies and go to, like, Malkin on the back door, like, in his wheelhouse, like, how is. How do you hit someone this much and they still get these little breaks and stuff? And Tom made that hit, and I went up to him on the bench, and there was a lot of controversy around Tom at this time. And I went on the bench right away. I don't think Asterisk had even got off the ice yet, maybe. And I was like, if we win this series, it'll be because of that hit. And it just, like, it, like, in the moment, and it, like, changed. I don't know what it was like, that hit just like. Everyone was like, okay, like, he did.

Whitney (125:30)

It this year, too. Yeah, same thing.

TJ Oshie (125:32)

Yeah, yeah. I, I, I. And he, you know, he came up later, he's like, hey, that meant a lot to me because he was on. He had to sit out, right? He got suspended. And it was like, after that moment, like, just whoever was on the ice, the next man up, the next guy in, it was just like, boom. Like, this is how we're playing. Either you're playing that way or you're not in the lineup. And everyone was on board. And for that, that series against Pittsburgh, for some reason, it just. You always have, like, those old feelings, but just felt like we were going to beat them. I don't know how else it felt like the. Like, no bad luck could. Could. Could get us to lose this series.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (126:11)

And then you guys get the cap it all off when you want it in Vegas. I don't know if I forgot to ask you this last time, or maybe I did. And you. You were. You didn't really remember the story, but Brooks Orpek told me something about how you had to go back to the hotel and, like, find a guy that was like, still passed out. Is it. Is that true story? Do you know what I'm talking about?

TJ Oshie (126:34)

Yeah. So you guys remember Wedding crashers? When wedding season's done and they're on the steps. I think they're in D.C. i think they're on the steps, and they have, like, the ball of beer there or whatever. And I was like, if we win the cup, I want to stay up. I want to bring the cup, and I want to, like, hoping that we went home, and I want to watch the sun come up with a cup on those steps. So we went in Vegas. And so I'm like, I'm not going to bed tonight. I mean, I. I had fun, but not like how I can get. And stayed awake the whole night. And. And. And so we're in the lounge, we have the cup. Next, it was me, Matt Nesking in our team services guy. And then I think two security guys, maybe a couple other trainers. Everyone else is, you know, passed out. And there would. There's probably like five or six guys that were like, hey, don't wait for me. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make the flight. Don't make a big deal out of it. I'm not coming. And I'm sitting there and, you know, we're just like, casually having a beer. It's like 6am Maybe sun's coming up. And. And I'm like, I talked to our team service guy. I'm like, hey, Rob, print out the rooms. Everyone's making flight. We're getting everyone. And so we split it up between security guys. Rob, me, Niski. And we went door to door, like, room checks, and just woke guys up and just like, told him, like, hey, wake up. Grab your. You don't even need to. There was no dress code. We just Wanted to come. So, like, just. Just throw yourself in your bag. We're going. And so. So we go everywhere. One person we're missing is.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (128:15)

Was it Chase?

TJ Oshie (128:16)

On maybe he said, chaser. Missing Chaser. I. And I can't. He's not answering his door. We call security. Security comes, lets us in. We walk in. No one's there. No one slept in the bed. Everything is like. There's coals perfectly, like, almost insanely folded neatly on, like, this little thing in the closet. And I'm just like, gosh, he's like, really neat. Like, maybe. Maybe he's like, maybe we'll see him stumbling back. Let's just pack all of his stuff up. So I pack up all of his bag, and I'm like, whitey tighties. Like, I've never seen Chaser wear whiny tighties. I put it. I'm like, whatever, throw it in. We go downstairs. We're rolling the bag out, and now I'm like, kind of late because we. We got the whole team up, and I'm running out to the bus carrying this bag. Sure enough, Alex Chase on standing there with a Starbucks coffee, like, ready to rock. I'm like, chaser, dude, I just packed your bag. He's like, oh, no. My room smelled like smoke. I moved out of that room right when we got here. And I was like. I looked, and it was like the hotel security was with me. And I looked at him, and he looked at me like, oh, I'm getting fired.

Whitney (129:32)

What do we.

TJ Oshie (129:33)

What do we do? And I was like, I think I. I gave him, like, a couple hundred bucks. And I was like, can you please go back to this room and just as neat as you can, fold these clothes and put them back on the counter? And he's like, I got you.

Whitney (129:48)

We brought dexterity tighties.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (129:51)

I'm keeping the whitey tighties. That's what he did that. The over the head thing with. Yeah, you're chugging through the brown.

Whitney (130:01)

The craziest part is that Chase. I was having a coffee at that point. Like, imagine having a coffee after you won the cup.

TJ Oshie (130:07)

No.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (130:07)

Yeah.

TJ Oshie (130:08)

I don't know. I don't know what. But he was. Yeah, he was just standing there. Like, in my mind, he's wearing a suit. Probably wasn't. But, like, he was just so perfectly, like, did not need help getting out of his room.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (130:18)

And that also perfectly describes how good of a teammate you are where you're on this Stanley cup bender. And you're like, no, everybody's got to be a Part of this. And everybody has to be on that flight. Even the guy with the tighty whities.

TJ Oshie (130:30)

Yeah, they're pissing me. I tried to get the card game going on the. On the plane ride back, and that thing was pitch black and silent. There wasn't a one person awake on the flight. And I'm just sitting there with my light on like, God, I'd really love to play cards right now.

Whitney (130:45)

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TJ Oshie (131:09)

Let's go.

Whitney (131:10)

Kind of want to know where that's at. Incredible company you've started. I love the name with the roots back to your town, but how's it going there? And, you know, I guess just take us through that. I know you talked about it before, but.

TJ Oshie (131:21)

Yeah, no, it's. It's. It's great. It's going well. We're really trying to make the best product available through innovation. And really like our shirts, like, so the same one that kids would wear, our Tylo. It's the same shirt that I designed for myself, designed by, like, me, Tom Wilson, John Carlson, both those guys super instrumental and, like, going through. And, I mean, we piece this thing together. I brought, you know, the first iteration. Yeah, there. So there's wrist protection. We got Onzi A seven. So if you look at. Anytime you're buying cup protection, you should look at, like, the actual. How protective they actually are if they're not just covering it up. And so we're a seven on a scale to nine. And I had a lot of skin irritation as a kid. Like, I was always like, that rashy kid.

Whitney (132:16)

Right.

TJ Oshie (132:16)

And when you go to a school where. Dude, when you go to a school that doesn't play hockey and you have.

Whitney (132:21)

A basketball player as a rash, they're.

TJ Oshie (132:22)

Like, what the hell? I know. I would wear long sleeves under my jersey. It's embarrassing. But anyway, so we did everything we could to make, like, the best available product. And that product that I made for myself and. And for NHL players is the exact same materials and everything that we do for kids. And so we're actually. All the prices, like, going crazy. Right. Because everyone needs Neck protection now. So we're actually dropping our price for the kids stuff from. From 190 down to 140 just to like, just to protect these kids. You see them with the donuts, and they're all like, rolled up. There's just no protection. I feel like if we're gonna do it, we try to make ours as comfortable, as absolute as we absolutely could. And so it's. It's going great. It's fun. Fun to be a part of it. I got. I got into the Warlord company literally just to design my own hats. And we ended up getting. I tried to find a problem in hockey that I. That was a problem with like, my game and like, what I was wearing. And we ended up creating it and. But it's going good. We got like team kits now. So we're growing, you know, got partners in pro hockey life up in Canada. We're selling in Canada now Shields and. And pure hockey down here. So it's been great. We're just trying to protect the youth, you know, these kids. I mean, I heard the story in. It must have been back in 20, 21 or 22, young boy in Connecticut that. That died from a net cut. And like, I saw that story within minutes. I called my partner. I was like, we need to protect kids, like right now. Like, I want start innovation starting right now. And it took us maybe a little under a year to. To design the. Our Tylo base layer with the neck guard and the wrist protection. Already happened because I saw OV get slit with his hand on the bench, like, got like a little blade to the wrist. And we lost him for like, you know, 10 minutes of the game, which doesn't seem like a lot, obviously for a skate cut, but. Yeah, so we're just trying to protect. Protect the youth, you know, I hope you wear kids wear world. If not just like, stay protected. It's. Hockey players don't like changing things, right? Like some, you know, you don't like new things. You don't like feeling anything. But I feel like we did a pretty good job on this one, and I hope people love it. And if not, just protect yourself.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (134:44)

Either way, that wasn't the case with me. I used to change the length of my stick every game just to see if it was maybe the stick length that was affecting my meds, the osceans. I'd have like four different sizes of sticks.

TJ Oshie (134:55)

I did too. These are. So you guys talking about the. The shootout? This is actually my only two sticks from the shootout left. I gave the other Ones away and so this is like the actual one and then this is.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (135:07)

I feel like that should be in the hall of fame.

TJ Oshie (135:09)

This is the team signed and then, then you got the silver one there. But yeah, there the stick is like this tall on me and when I finished my career my stick was like right here.

Whitney (135:22)

I remember your stick was long. Insane.

TJ Oshie (135:24)

Yeah. I had them numbered one to four on lengths. So one was a short one, four was a long one.

Whitney (135:30)

Wow, that's.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (135:31)

Yeah, I know we said last question and you just mentioned War Road and how you got that going in your post career. I would imagine some media in your future. It's. Has it been officially announced where it's going to be ovies last year?

TJ Oshie (135:47)

I don't know that there.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (135:49)

There's rumblings but if it is, I mean it'd be nice to have you on the boob tube talking about it. Whatever network that may be maybe see on the boob tube or.

Keith (135:57)

Yeah, you were great last year at the end of the year.

TJ Oshie (135:59)

You were awesome. Thank you. Thank you. It was fun. I. I give so much more credit to you guys that go on the broadcast with that thing in your ear. It is like first time I had it in was like right when we went live and I was like what? I feel like I just hit someone and lost my hearing in one ear. It was. It was nuts. It was so hard. But is fun. You know we're trying to work with. Work on a couple different things. I'm hoping I get in some broadcasts. I will be doing things with the Caps, you know, on a part time basis. I want to be linked with them for, you know, as long as I possibly can because I love the organization so much. Them and Monumental. But yeah, we'll see. I. I hope I'm on on the broadcast for a couple games. I'm not sure biz if it'll be or somewhere else but I do enjoy it and it's a way for me to stay in the game and I don't got the time to. To commit to coaching so.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (136:55)

But we'll see Olympic year too. That, that would make a. Make a lot of sense and you're. You were great at it and I think you would be unreal on television and you're a handsome bastard as well. So hopefully we get to enjoy you on that side of things, man. And we can't thank you enough. I mean 90 minutes you spent with us, an incredible career, over a thousand games, Stanley cup and more importantly just an unbelievable guy and a great representation of the Hockey world. So congrats on everything, buddy. Well deserved. And ride into the sunset as they speak.

Whitney (137:26)

And I'm happy the back is good enough for the golf game. Right? That's. That's important.

Keith (137:30)

That's all that matters now, right?

TJ Oshie (137:32)

I came here, I came here right from the range, So I had 20, 20 minutes to spare working on the short game.

Keith (137:36)

We got to get a bagger with the, with him. Who would you bring?

TJ Oshie (137:39)

I know. Well back. He's playing my other playing partner, Carly. He's playing.

Keith (137:46)

Get some older friends.

TJ Oshie (137:47)

Mini boys if you want. Turtle, there's some mini boys. Prezi Stafford.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (137:51)

Okay, now we're talking.

Whitney (137:53)

They're at the club, those boys.

TJ Oshie (137:56)

There you go.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (137:57)

It was a. It was a season ticket seller for the Washington Capitals that broke the OV news to try to sell more tickets. Yeah, so that's what I was thinking of.

Whitney (138:05)

So. Yeah, then they took it back.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (138:07)

I don't know if he still got a job, but I think he spilled the beans on OV's last season.

TJ Oshie (138:12)

Oh, I, I don't. I don't know that I asked him. I was like, I, I. People are like, is he coming back next year? I was like, yeah, I think so. He's like under contract. I don't think you just walk away for money. And I asked him, he was like, bet?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (138:23)

Yeah, Bab.

TJ Oshie (138:24)

Like, where else am I going to go?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (138:25)

It's up.

TJ Oshie (138:26)

I don't know.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (138:27)

You call everybody babe or just you?

TJ Oshie (138:29)

I'm definitely in the babe circle.

Whitney (138:32)

I think Brady does too. Maybe it's just the all timers.

TJ Oshie (138:36)

Yeah. I don't know. Well, I think kind of came. So, like, I got nicknamed Oshbabe in St. Louis. And so when I got there, they were already calling me Osh Babe. And I was like, all right. So they're just like, babe, babe. And then so babe. I don't know. But I call me and him, I call him Ledge for legend and he calls me a legend. But I, you know, that doesn't make sense. But.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (138:57)

500 more.

TJ Oshie (138:57)

He really is. But I appreciate you guys having me on. I think what, what you guys are doing for hockey is like, really awesome. You guys bring so much more enjoyment to the game and, and fans in with your antics and.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (139:10)

What do you mean?

TJ Oshie (139:11)

What do you mean?

Whitney (139:12)

The Leafs?

TJ Oshie (139:13)

Wait a second.

Whitney (139:15)

The Leaf's gonna do the zeros, babe. All right.

TJ Oshie (139:19)

It's fresh. It's fresh. So I appreciate you guys. You guys are fun. Thanks for having me on.

Whitney (139:28)

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Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (143:07)

Well like no, I have not seen that documentary. I've been catfished in a sense of yes, like somebody with me at a certain point you obviously find out when you realize that it's not that actual person. And then two, I've met up with someone where it was like not even close to like as attractive as the pictures looked and that sucked.

Whitney (143:30)

Like it's like like airbrushed or a different person in the pictures possibly.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (143:35)

No, just completely airbrushed where back in the day it was, you know, when you're getting photos on these flip phones or, or even blackberries in some cases it to tell. Right. So that's just going back, way back when we're like, like we used to be on this dating site called Plenty of Fish. Did you guys ever, did you guys ever hear of that one?

Whitney (143:56)

I've heard of it. I've heard of it.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (143:58)

Oh, some people are having a good chuckle at home right now. So like when you like like back in the plenty of fish days, like you were just meeting up like you, you thought you're, you know, it was going to be some absolute missile launcher, you're your princess. And then you're like what the. So that wasn't good. You know those always make for some awkward dates and usually like, usually like especially back then, like you're not doing the dinner date first date, you're trying to meet for like a coffee something, something very quick where you have an out easily and obviously if it goes well, you could proceed maybe go, go out to eat after that. Or.

TJ Oshie (144:34)

Or.

Keith (144:35)

Or, you know, bring your not seeing pictures of them on plenty of fish.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (144:40)

Yeah, but once again, man, we're talking about early Internet days where dial up.

Whitney (144:44)

So, like, you meet her, you're like, are you still buffering right now? Like, waiting for it?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (144:50)

Yeah. Your clits. Your kind of looks like a penis. Wait, it is a penis. Oh, holy. What do I do? Just flick it, like. Okay, so going back to this documentary, did this woman serve jail time?

G (145:09)

Oh, yeah, yeah. Year and a half in prison.

Whitney (145:12)

I said she should get like, I'm fine with the death penalty on that situation.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (145:17)

It just like. It. Yeah, it's. It's just fucking so diabolical that Go evil.

G (145:23)

Well, that's why they had to get the FBI involved because they're like, this is crossed the line. Like, what you're. You're pursuit. This girl's changed her numbers. They blocked your numbers, and you're. You're telling this girl every day to kill herself and biz. Like, when you jumped off, you're saying, like, she. She was also, like, stalked, like, stalking her daughter. Because, like, she'd play a basketball game and she'd be like, when you missed that layup, you anorexic bitch, everyone was laughing at you, you fucking loser. And they would be like, who is texting this? Like, how could someone be doing this? Go kill yourself. Go kill yourself. Everyone hates you. So that's why the FBI had to get involved in. Step in.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (146:00)

And did she ever for a second, like. Like, consider it to be the mom?

Keith (146:05)

No, they told the boyfriend's mom first, and the boyfriend's mom was like, no way. Like, she's been trying to help me with this. Like, the. It's her. It's her daughter. What are you talking about?

Whitney (146:15)

Diabolical, though.

TJ Oshie (146:17)

Yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (146:19)

What did the. Like, was there, like, a testimony? Like, did the mother speak on this? Or, like, what did she say? The reasoning was she.

G (146:27)

She in court basically said she had childhood trauma that led her to. To do these things. And I think she said that she was raped at one point, and she had all these different traumas in her life that led her to do this. I know at the end of the documentary, they basically say that they think she has this, like, mental disorder where she needs to create these issues. There's a name for it. I forget exactly what it is, but where you create all these issues so you can be the one to solve them. So you get this feeling like you're a hero and like, you. So she would, like, bully her daughter every day so her daughter comes home and she could be like, oh, no, baby, it's okay. Everything's going to be okay. Mom's here for you. Like, you don't need friends. Like, it's just me and you against the world, baby. Just like that type shit.

Whitney (147:14)

Truly, truly evil stuff.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (147:16)

So did they talk about whether she's spoken to her since? Like, what do you. How do you repair that mother daughter relationship?

Whitney (147:23)

What's her mother's Day gift gonna be now? Like a fucking cinder block to the temple?

G (147:28)

Well, that was the crazy thing is that's why it started getting so much recognition, because at the end of the documentary, the. The girl, the poor girl, like, has just been so fucked with.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (147:38)

Yeah, you lose your mom.

G (147:39)

But she's like, I want to rekindle the relationship with my mom. I want to, like, I don't want to lose my mom here. Like, I. I want to see her again. Like, I'm not allowed to see her, but I really want to see my mom again. Everyone's like, you need to be a little bit more mad here. Like, this is your. Your mom was telling you to kill yourself.

Whitney (147:56)

She might be trying to break the childhood trauma cycle and be like, I don't want this. I don't want this rest of my life.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (148:04)

I wouldn't say death penalty. Obviously, you were going a little over.

Whitney (148:07)

The top, but not really. But, but. But when.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (148:10)

You're obviously that young, like that. That type of, like, text can make someone actually do that. Like, there's plenty of stories of kids getting bullied where they actually, like, end up killing for sure. So that's where, I mean, like, you know, 10, 15 years in jail. Like, I could see that being very reasonable.

Keith (148:29)

They don't think anybody would. Like, the cops and like, the principals at the school, they're like, maybe this girl's doing it to herself for. To try to get, you know, like a pity party at school. Like, where. And then her mom's doing it like that. That's. That's some serious, serious mental. Like, yeah, 15 years is good.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (148:49)

Yeah, that's. That's fucked up.

Whitney (148:52)

You just reminded me biz about this. This story. Talk about insane and scary. This kid was using ChatGPT. This is from the New York Times. It's crazy. This was written by Kashmir Hill. And this was on August 26th. A teen was suicidal. Chatgpt was the friend he confided in. Chatgpt went on to, like, tell him to kill himself.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (149:21)

Come on.

Whitney (149:22)

Buddy was telling him, like, how to do it. I'm going to send you this article. I sent it to our family's group chat. I said, this is completely fucked up, like petrifying.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (149:31)

And he did.

Whitney (149:32)

Yeah, it's fucking horrendous. Horrible. And it was chatgpt and biz. I'll send you this article. And the conversations with ChatGPT are posted. It's. It's horrifying, dude. And it's like, holy shit, these kids are. They're getting cyberbullied by other kids. Then now you gotta. Now you gotta consider AI and discussing with Chat GPT and like that. It's just. It's a wild time, dude.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (150:00)

Yeah, that's obviously like the extreme. I was talking to somebody recently and they. They seem to think like. And already it's happened where like Chat GPT and AI have taken over as. As therapists. So, like, like kids or whoever will talk to. And also it's a lot more cost effective. Right. Why would you go pay somebody 150, 200 bucks an hour to talk to a therapist when you could just talk to a robot that essentially a lot of these people are probably looking not only for help, but, you know, somebody took to confide in where it is.

G (150:35)

That's crazy you say that because my friend flew to Boston this past. Flew from Boston to New York this past weekend, and he said he sat next to a pretty large lady on the plane and the whole flight she was chatgpting. Why aren't people attracted to me? I feel like such a sexual deviant and no one is attracted to me. Like, she was using ChatGPT on the plane to just venture her issues out, and it's like they're not giving you a real answer here. Like, you gotta. You gotta talk to a real person that.

Whitney (151:04)

I mean, I'll tell you, as a parent of young kids and Keith, your daughters are older, the thought of, like, not being involved on the Internet at all, I guess, seems completely impossible.

TJ Oshie (151:17)

Oh, yeah.

Whitney (151:18)

But I think not. I think I actually know if it could go back to times before Internet, which would mean we don't have a job. I would choose it. I would choose back. I. I think it sounds crazy, and I think the Internet and everything has improved so many aspects of your life. But when you get down to it, is there more good being done or bad and starting?

TJ Oshie (151:40)

Let's just strike.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (151:41)

Let's just strike. No more Internet.

Whitney (151:43)

Strike the Internet.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (151:44)

I'll quit jerking off. I'll quit weed, I'll quit booze, and I'll quit the Internet.

Whitney (151:49)

It might be tough for us to really Finish off our careers as podcasters with a bang. But we could, we could go old school and just talk on the telephone and record that. I'm sure no one would have issues with that audio.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (152:03)

I would say I'd write and send it by courier pigeon, but.

Whitney (152:06)

But you can't write.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (152:07)

But I can't.

TJ Oshie (152:09)

Yeah.

Keith (152:10)

I don't think there's many people like our age or older that would disagree with you on that about going back to a time where there's not the.

Whitney (152:17)

Internet and going back to a time where you're sitting around and every single person is just sitting there in the conversation. And then you got to make plans with a guy by calling his house and being like, hey, we'll meet before the game at this bar at 6 o' clock Thursday night. And then you just. You got to show up.

Keith (152:34)

Yeah.

Whitney (152:34)

If you don't show up, you got no clue why he didn't show up. Because you can't call him.

Keith (152:38)

No.

Whitney (152:38)

But yeah, I guess.

Keith (152:40)

Imagine going to the airport to book a flight and then driving back home and then waiting like a month.

Whitney (152:46)

Right? You could call. I think you had to be.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (152:49)

Oh my God. I never even thought of it. How'd you. But how would you book flights?

Keith (152:53)

Well, there was, there was travel agents. They were huge, like travel agents in every town or whatever. Or didn't they used to drive to the airport, get a ticket, and then go home for whatever, a couple weeks and then have to go back?

Whitney (153:07)

I don't know that there's a chance he's right on this. Or it could be another card.

G (153:12)

AI says he's right. I know we just ripped on AI, but AI is saying that just strike the Internet.

Whitney (153:17)

We just quit the Internet.

G (153:18)

I need it. I need it. I know it's a fix. I need it.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (153:21)

Cheater.

Whitney (153:22)

We just quit the Internet. Price sake. Crazy times.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (153:26)

Yeah, we are. And I mean, I remember when I was. I just got my license and I would print out the MapQuest.

Whitney (153:33)

Oh yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (153:33)

And just.

Whitney (153:34)

Oh yeah.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (153:34)

And it would never bring you to where you got to go through. It's just.

Whitney (153:37)

No, you'd be Michael Scott driving the car into the water.

TJ Oshie (153:41)

Yeah.

Whitney (153:42)

Oh, it says take a right here. That's a harbor. I don't care. Listen to MapQuest.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (153:48)

My. Plenty of first aid's fucking leading me to fucking Kazakhstan.

Whitney (153:54)

Biz quits Internet, goes back to MapQuest but is back on the weed. Is map questing his way to a dispensary and ends up at a bar and starts drinking again as well. Yeah, just.

Keith (154:08)

Clip the Direction things is one of the biggest things. Because like even in Nantucket, when I go up in the summer, this summer I'm like, I'm not using Waze for the first week I'm in. It's a tiny island. But I had to figure out how to get everywhere and learn names of streets and stuff.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (154:21)

I will.

Whitney (154:22)

Forgetting MapQuest is part of the Internet. We're talking old school days. We're grabbing an enormous book of maps or A1 map and you're just literally pulling this thing out. Driving around trying to find a rank.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (154:38)

I don't want to. I don't want to pump my own tires too hard though. But you'd be hard pressed to find another guy in the world who's better than if you. If we go on a trip and I'm driving and we go there, I'll be able to. To retrace the steps. Like I'll be able to find that place with no help ever again.

Whitney (154:56)

Yeah, but your truck can't fit fit on half the roads.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (155:01)

I just drive in a straight line through everything.

Whitney (155:04)

Take a right here. I can't. I get 18 wheels.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (155:07)

Just show everybody it's right there. Yeah, got to now look at that.

Keith (155:15)

Tonka truck a, you know, take a piece.

Whitney (155:20)

Just busting through the garage cuz it wasn't wide enough. He just drove it right through. Sick. So Biz, go bring your. I don't know if it'll work, but could you bring your computer and stand next to it so we could see how tall it is? Like, can you maybe step into the truck so we can watch?

Keith (155:35)

It has the wide mirrors wit like, you know, the ones that extend further off. That's when you.

Whitney (155:40)

He's got to drag his trampoline over to get on the. The get into the tr.

Keith (155:51)

Hey, Poshes out. Posh is out there and he just. Posh is on all fours and he jumps on Posh's back to get in.

Whitney (155:58)

And then Pasha takes him somewhere. That's actually his new truck. All right, so dude, he's six two and a half, maybe six, three.

Keith (156:09)

Yeah, look at.

Whitney (156:09)

He's gonna hit Jesus. Easy to get in though. Easy to get in for him. But standing next to the thing, he shots it right through his computer right now. I hate the Internet. Look at.

TJ Oshie (156:24)

He's backing it up.

G (156:25)

Smokes a joint. He's going on a blunt cruise.

Whitney (156:28)

Smokes a joint.

Keith (156:30)

What's he doing? What is he doing?

Whitney (156:32)

Oh, shit. He's trying to see if that thing ain't fitting in. That's A normal parking spot, it looks like. I think he started so we would hear if it was. Look at the size of him next to the front of it.

Keith (156:50)

Screenshot that fish.

Whitney (156:52)

If we can't get these guys to advertise with us now after his just little commercial for his truck, we got. We got. We got bigger issues than the Internet.

Keith (157:01)

That's the best Ford commercial I've seen all year.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:04)

That thing's a weapon though, isn't it?

Whitney (157:06)

That's a Ford commercial you just filmed.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:08)

Look at the size.

Keith (157:09)

Look at the size of the mirrors. Dude.

Whitney (157:11)

Is that. Is that silver biz?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:14)

It's kind of like a bluish gray.

Whitney (157:17)

Sick.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:18)

It's an unreal real truck. I wouldn't trade it for the world. It's a. I love road tripping. It's unreal.

Keith (157:24)

He'll have that truck for 40 more years, dude.

Whitney (157:27)

He'll be the one guy to get to 700,000 miles with that thing.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:31)

I'd be curious to know what's the longest lasting engine in a vehicle of all time? Time. I'd be curious to know.

Whitney (157:37)

Oh, buddy.

TJ Oshie (157:38)

Ask.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:39)

No, we can't ask. Chat. GPT.

Whitney (157:41)

No, can't do it. G. Let's just guess.

Keith (157:44)

Oh, man, I won't even be close. I'd say.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (157:47)

I would say the 100,000, buddy.

Whitney (157:50)

No, no, no, no, no. 100. 100. Business just had 300. He just got rid of.

Keith (157:55)

Yeah, but I'm sure he went. You mean like without going to the. Bringing it.

Whitney (157:59)

No, he means taking care of it correctly. Always getting the oil changed. And then just how long did you have the car?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (158:03)

I bet you there's a vehicle in the world that lasted 684,000 miles.

Whitney (158:11)

I think, I think it's. I think you. If you have a guy with an old school, well made car and he was a car guy and he took care of that thing like his baby, I think we're looking at a crazier number.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (158:23)

No, honestly.

Whitney (158:24)

No, you're right.

G (158:25)

You're right. Wait. It's crazy.

Whitney (158:27)

I think it's over a million. I think over a million miles and I have not moved my hand. I haven't looked at a thing. Gee, what does the Internet say? Even though it's some of the Zuzu.

Keith (158:36)

Troopers that you still see over and.

Whitney (158:38)

Like, I'm talking like a. A car made in like the 50s.

G (158:42)

Maybe AI is saying that a 1966 Volvo once drove 3.25 million miles on its original engine.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (158:51)

Yeah, yeah.

Whitney (158:55)

Biz is like, I'll beat that. I'll be Driving to and from Jackson Hole once a week just to beat that.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:02)

That is insane.

Keith (159:03)

They do say that the Volvo is a well made car, but that's.

TJ Oshie (159:07)

Yeah.

Whitney (159:10)

They'Re always known as safe cars.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:12)

Hey, remember. Remember Tim Wallace drove one when we were in Wilkes Barre?

Whitney (159:16)

Yeah, I never played with him in Wilkes, but maybe I took.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:20)

He took a signing bonus and he bought a pre owned Volvo. The boys were kissing it to him. Worse than that. Mom was in that documentary.

Keith (159:31)

Hey, was it an SUV or a car Car.

Whitney (159:35)

Volvo car. Sedan.

TJ Oshie (159:37)

He had.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:37)

Oh, buddy.

Keith (159:38)

Oh, blue, red and green too.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:41)

Yeah, he was collecting Social Security. He probably still has it.

Keith (159:45)

That's him.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:46)

Yeah. Off 3 million miles from Alaska to.

Whitney (159:53)

Wilkes Barre every year. Got 3 million miles on it.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (159:57)

That's. I don't. I don't know if I believe that. How many miles would you have to drive? Like a year for that to be?

Whitney (160:04)

Well, how many years are we.

Keith (160:05)

Let's guess, dude.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (160:07)

Put a hundred years or. No, you said. It's 1966, you said.

G (160:11)

Right, 1966.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (160:12)

Okay, so say 50 years. How many miles per year?

Whitney (160:18)

Math.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (160:21)

Ask the robot.

Whitney (160:22)

So 50 years, if you're doing 100,000 miles a year, that would be 5 million, right? So like 70,000 miles a year for 50 years. Tell me. I'm way off still. Is that 3.5?

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (160:39)

I thought. I thought G was doing it. I quit. The year.

Whitney (160:42)

I think G saw. I think G's trying to buy off Volvo right now.

Keith (160:46)

Wait, how many did you say? 70,000 times what?

Whitney (160:49)

What's 70,000 times 50? Is that 3.5 million?

G (160:53)

Yeah, that's 3.5 million.

Whitney (160:55)

So 66. So 66,000. It was 3.2 million 66,000 a year, which isn't that crazy biz.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (161:03)

Yeah, it is.

Whitney (161:04)

Is it?

G (161:05)

Yeah, it is.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (161:06)

That means you're.

Whitney (161:08)

Well, I mean that you get like a lease.

Keith (161:10)

You get like 20,000 miles or 15,000 miles.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (161:14)

That means you're driving an average of 180 miles a day for 50 years. That's fucking nuts.

Whitney (161:21)

Imagine. Imagine if that was your job. 90 miles to work. 90 miles home every day. And you were in your Volvo. The radio didn't even work, but you still were chugging along 3 million miles and counting.

Keith (161:31)

Putting your window.

Whitney (161:32)

Volvo. You're like, volvo might send me a free car for this. This is unbelievable. They send you a hat.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (161:41)

New formats. I don't really got much else. Boys, I didn't know.

Whitney (161:49)

I gotta eat some dinner. I gotta eat.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (161:51)

We. Speaking of AI, I had an interesting AI conversation with a blast from the past text message. I get a text the other day from the guy from the House of no Return. No, you remember the. Remember the House of no Return?

Keith (162:06)

I feel like I ran into this guy recently.

Whitney (162:09)

No, that story was an all timer.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (162:11)

Yeah, that was.

Whitney (162:12)

If.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (162:12)

If you don't know what the House of no Return is, then you haven't been listening to this podcast long enough.

Keith (162:17)

You've had a Volvo for 66 years.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (162:20)

Yeah, but. Yeah. Holy. He was telling me that we're in trouble. Oh, hey, how about that? A little baby deer running by in my backyard here.

Whitney (162:30)

No way.

Keith (162:30)

He's like, oh my God, this guy must have a gun. I gotta get out of here. Oh, no, wait, it's just biz.

Whitney (162:35)

Oh, this truck owner is for sure a gun owning lunatic.

Keith (162:40)

Oh, he's got a gun rack in the back. Wait, that's his clothes.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (162:44)

Last thing I'll say. I forgot to mention it before the interview because my Internet up. That's for talking on the Internet. It can hear everything we're saying, peeking. Oh, there's another one. You'll be able to see it. Watch. Oh, did you see him? I don't know if my Internet will stay on.

Whitney (163:09)

There he goes.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (163:10)

Yeah, he just ran over there. Do you guys see him? They're at the front. Oh, there he is. A little guy.

TJ Oshie (163:16)

So I got.

Whitney (163:17)

I used ChatGPT. I mean, I used Grok. I fucking hate ChatGPT. Oh, nice. And just to get my last little thing on the Internet, I asked, what is the public's opinion on Paul Bissonnet? Public opinion on Paul Businette, known as Biz Nasty, is polarized, reflecting his larger than life Persona as a former NHL player turned media figure. Based on available information, including discussions from forums, social media and articles, here's a breakdown of the sentiment. They have all the positive views, they have all the negative views. Go negative, polarizing and crass. Critics find Bissonnet's humor crude, vulgar, or offensive, particularly his graphic discussions on spit and Chiclets. Some argue his style caters to a bro culture. Alienating those who prefer polished commentary form discussions on HF boards highlight frustration with his exaggerated Persona. With some calling him a man child, that's pretty accurate. Controversial behavior. Past incidents, like his alleged altercation with a producer during a shoot, have fueled perceptions of unprofessionalism.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (164:26)

Who was my altercation with?

Keith (164:28)

Probably Pasha or G. It's when you.

Whitney (164:31)

Made G go into your new truck and he couldn't reach his way up.

Keith (164:38)

Yeah, people didn't like that.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (164:40)

Well, I'll Be putting this truck to use, boys. Because we got a season one of peaking. We did the pilot.

Whitney (164:46)

Yes.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (164:46)

Now we got season one coming. It's in the books. Wanton Dawn, Corey. They're going to be flying out on Saturday, September 6th, and we're going to be starting the 7th. We're going to be doing the grouse grind. We're going up to Whistler. We're going to be doing an overnight hike. Like we're going to be.

Whitney (165:05)

Yeah, you're staying in a tent. You said that.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (165:07)

Yeah. At Russet Lake. And then we're going to be heading down and doing other activities in the meantime as well and then heading over to the island and we're going to be heading to Tofino for a few days. So we got some special stuff going planned and it's going to be a great two episode season one of peaking. And I actually have my shirt on right now.

Whitney (165:26)

I like that shirt.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (165:27)

It's a great shirt. Great logo. Can you see the whole logo?

Whitney (165:30)

Y. Yeah. That's awesome. B. There were comments after last episode or whenever we discussed this of like, someone actually should have a shotgun on them. Where you guys are sleeping overnight for like bears and stuff.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (165:45)

Yeah, there's bears. I told you though, I watched the revenant. I know the mistakes that Leo made and yeah, I just, you know, you.

Whitney (165:53)

Go down to a bear, it'd be incredible story of like what happened to Biz. But like, dude, I don't need that in my life. I don't need you going down to a bear.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (166:02)

Yeah, I think that chat. GPT will have to reconfigure my negative comments.

Whitney (166:07)

And so he got by those Irish travelers, but that giant, bizarre black bear ended up ripping his face off.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (166:13)

I think black bears are pretty friendly. I think the grizzlies are the ones you got to worry about.

Keith (166:18)

I wouldn't go near any of them.

TJ Oshie (166:21)

All right.

Whitney (166:22)

I can't wait for Peing and and biz. If that's getting filmed a week from today, it would probably be out in a month and a half. Ish.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (166:30)

Probably around late October, early November and then.

Whitney (166:33)

Okay.

Biz Nasty (Paul Bissonnette) (166:33)

Hopefully it. It goes well and we're going to have a season two. So. Shout out to the wonton Don. He's the best. Oh yeah. You should also stay away from polar bears. As g mentioned here in the. In the. In the chat. I think that one is like the most obvious. And yeah, fucking rights man. Let's go here.

Whitney (166:50)

Awesome. We're getting closer to hockey. Miss you, Keith. Haven't seen you miss you, Biz. I'll see you guys in 23 days. I can't wait. Chiclets Cup. The Stranglers versus the Big Deal selects Jersey reveal coming up soon. Love you guys. Everyone have a great week. And I really hope you enjoyed TJ Ocean. True legend right there. Peace.