Kim K's Ragged Lingerie, Michelle's Masculine Photoshoot, And Meghan's BAZAAR Cover: Best Of 2025

Summary

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Spot On with Link Lauren

Episode: Kim K's Ragged Lingerie, Michelle's Masculine Photoshoot, And Meghan's BAZAAR Cover: Best Of 2025
Host: MK Media
Date: December 22, 2025

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Overview

This episode delivers Link Lauren’s sharp-tongued, unfiltered take on recent celebrity spectacles—most notably Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’s $50+ million wedding and its A-list guest list, Michelle Obama’s latest, polarizing fashion photo shoot, and Meghan Markle’s “As Ever” product line and Harper’s Bazaar cover. Link skewers hypocrisy, self-importance, and celebrity PR-run-amok, while also offering personal reviews (and taste tests) of royal-branded products. Rounding out the episode are scorching commentaries on American political figures, especially Jasmine Crockett, Kamala Harris, and lingering debates around the effectiveness and authenticity of the nation’s leading female public figures.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos’s Wedding: Decadence and Celebrity Spectacle

[01:02–16:50]

• Wedding Excess:
  Sanchez and Bezos’s Venice wedding is reported to cost upward of $50–70 million, which Link underscores with the refrain, “when you’re worth $200 billion, what’s a couple million?”
• Destination Weddings as “Slap in the Face”
  Link rails against the expectation of guests traveling long distances—except when it’s an event for the ultra-rich and famous.

  “I don’t do destination weddings. I think asking your guests to do a destination wedding is kind of a slap in the face.” [01:25]

• The Kardashian Contingent:
  Kris Jenner and her daughters are humorously described as being paraded to the wedding as if “pawned off to the highest bidder at this fancy, highfalutin wedding.”
  Kim Kardashian’s revealing after-party outfit sparked Link’s outrage:

  “Kim Kardashian, you are not a girl's girl for showing up to a woman's wedding in this outfit… This is abject insanity.” [04:15]

• Celebrity Guest Hypocrisy:
  Oprah Winfrey and Leonardo DiCaprio are called out for climate change double standards, arriving via private jet despite climate activism:

  “…preach and opine to all of us on how to live our lives, but then you’re flying private into this wedding with your 27 year old girlfriend…” [07:35]

• Plastic Surgery Commentary:
  Link describes an environment awash in “silicone and filler” and jokes:

  “It was like a Tupperware convention… If a boat went down in the Venetian canals, at least we had some flotation devices.” [09:50]

  • Oprah’s appearance attributed to Ozempic, and attendees are likened to keeping the “plastic surgery business in check.”
• Classiness Amongst Chaos:
  Link singles out Ivanka Trump as “classy and stunning,” praising her appearance.

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2. Michelle Obama’s Polarizing Photoshoot

[16:51–28:00]

• Photo Shoot Critique:
  Michelle Obama’s new Annie Leibovitz photo shoot is skewered visually and for perceived self-absorption. Link brands the shoot “an utter calamity” and questions its inspirational intent.

  “Does this look like the face of oppression? It looks like the face of Ozempic, in my opinion.” [21:12]

• Celebrity vs. Humanitarian:
  Claims Michelle Obama wants to be a Kardashian more than a humanitarian, accusing her of prioritizing fashion, photos, and attention.

  “She wants you to think that she’s this, like, humanitarian… but she actually just wants to be a Kardashian.” [19:20]

• Fashion Roasts:
  Mocking of high-priced “ratty” designer clothes and trends:

  “I think that’s what Michelle Obama did… these Golden Goose shoes that girls buy, and they pay hundreds of dollars for them to look dirty.” [25:20]

• Glam Squad Irony:

  "She might want to get a refund on the glam squad, okay? Because this photo shoot is an utter calamity." [18:15]

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3. Meghan Markle’s “As Ever” Brand: Brutal Review & Product Taste Test

[28:01–37:37]

• Hands-On Taste Test:
  Link samples jams/spreads, flower sprinkles, and a $64 “As Ever” candle, providing running commentary on quality and taste.
  • Packaging: “The packaging was cheap… wrapped in this cheap crinkly paper and thrown in a box.” [28:51]
  • Strawberry Spread: Surprisingly decent.
  • Orange Marmalade:

    “Literally the worst thing I’ve ever swallowed. Literally the worst thing I’ve probably ever put in my mouth.” [32:48]

  • Raspberry Spread & Flower Sprinkles: Both slammed as inedible.
  • Candle Catastrophe:

    “There’s literally nothing to light on the candle. This is like Meghan Markle’s career—failure to launch.” [34:45]

    • Candle review morphs into a metaphor for Markle’s celebrity projects.
• Comment on Oprah’s Endorsement:

  "Oprah has put this on her list of her favorite things, which used to be a huge deal...But then again, Oprah’s been eating Gayle for 40 years, so I'm not sure her taste buds are up to snuff." [31:54]

• Final Verdict:
  “All in all, I give the brand 2 out of 10. The candle did have some weight to it. Some of these things are remotely edible, but I don’t think it’s worth your money.” [36:35]

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4. Royal Family Drama: Bowing Demands, Reconciliation & Hypocrisy

[37:38–47:00]

• Harry’s “Laundry List” of Demands:
  Security, press control, Meghan being treated as "Her Royal Highness" (with bows and curtsies) are described as over-the-top and delusional.

  “Imagine your real royalty, and you have to bow down to this ex-duchess who traipses around a kitchen doing flower arrangements on Netflix.” [40:43]

• Meghan’s Inconsistencies:
  Noted for once mocking royal curtsies on Netflix, now demanding them.
• Prince William & King Charles:
  Link doubts any real reconciliation or forgiveness, warning, “I don’t negotiate with terrorists,” in reference to “negotiations” with Harry and Meghan.

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5. Meghan Markle’s Harper’s Bazaar Cover: A “Cautionary Tale”

[47:52–52:45]

• Critique of the Cover & Career Arc:
  Link describes Meghan’s Bazaar appearance as “a major downgrade” from British royalty to fringe celebrity circles.

  “You went from British royalty, okay, to the Krasians. That is who you are.” [38:32]

• Princess Diana Comparisons:
  Accuses Meghan of trying to “channel” Diana without Diana’s “respect for the monarchy.”
• Humanitarian Claims Challenged:
  Offers that Markle has done little actual philanthropy, more interested in the trappings of fame.
• Marriage Commentary:
  Picks apart Meghan’s quotes on love, noting,

  “Notice how she never says, ‘I love Prince Harry.’ Meghan Markle never says, ‘I’m obsessed with him.’ It’s always, ‘He loves me the most.’” [44:41]

• Final Takeaway:
  Markle’s career is a warning about knowing your place and staying humble; otherwise, “you’ll be hawking dog biscuits and candles that have no wicks.” [48:00]

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6. U.S. Political Commentary: Jasmine Crockett, Kamala Harris, and Hillary Clinton

[52:45–end]

• Jasmine Crockett (“Crocodile Crockett’s Corner”):
  • Lampooned for questioning Trump’s IQ while, “She can’t even use proper English.” [48:10]
  • Accused of political irrelevance and called “bottom of the barrel.”
• Kamala Harris (“Kamalamity Harris Is Drunk Again”):
  • Focused on viral videos from her book tour allegedly appearing inebriated:

  “She sounds like Anna Nicole Smith… Anna Nicole Kamala is on stage.” [53:09]

  • Harris’s campaign failings and book tour are lampooned.
  • Suit fitting and overall presentation critiques:

    “Go get suits that fit, that make you look flattering.”

  • Sarcastically encouraged to “please run” again in 2028.
• Hillary Clinton:
  • Briefly appears in a clip, with Link dismissing claims that she and Harris beat Trump in debates.
  • Asserts their unpopularity is about incompetence and poor connection with voters, not gender or race.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Kardashians as Marriage Applicants:

  “Kris Jenner had all of her single daughters there ready to be pawned off to the highest bidder at this fancy, highfalutin wedding.” [03:09]

• On Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Outfit:

  “If Marie Antoinette was mauled by raccoons, it’s lacy, it seems like it’s missing parts. Her boobs are busting out of it.” [04:18]

• On Oprah at the Wedding:

  “Oprah, you are full of crap for telling us the world is going to come to an end because you seem to be hunky dory and doing just fine.” [06:45]

• On Plastic Surgery Overload:

  "There was so much silicone and filler at this wedding, it was like a Tupperware convention." [09:50]

• On Michelle Obama’s Photo Shoot:

  “Michelle Obama, she wants you to think that she’s this humanitarian… but she actually just wants to be a Kardashian. That is what Michelle Obama wants.” [19:20]

• On Meghan Markle’s Orange Marmalade:

  “That’s really not good. That’s not good. I really feel like… my throat is closing. I’m about to vomit. That was pretty disgusting.” [32:48]

• Candle Catastrophe:

  “There’s literally nothing to light on the candle. This is like Meghan Markle’s career—failure to launch.” [34:45]

• On Royal Family Drama:

  "Why should royalty have to bow to a woman who accused the royal family of racism and turned around and left 18 months after they threw her a massive wedding with people cheering in the streets?" [40:43]

• On Kamala Harris:

  “She sounds like Anna Nicole Smith… Anna Nicole Kamala is on stage… Kamala, sweetheart, get help.” [53:09]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos Wedding Commentary: 01:02–16:50
• Michelle Obama Photoshoot/Vogue Segment: 16:51–28:00
• Meghan Markle “As Ever” Product Taste Test: 28:01–37:37
• Royal Family Drama & Bowing Demands: 37:38–47:00
• Meghan Markle’s Harper’s Bazaar Cover Analysis: 47:52–52:45
• “Crocodile Crockett’s Corner” (Jasmine Crockett): 52:45–55:00
• Kamala Harris & Hillary Clinton Commentary: 55:00–end

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Tone & Style

• Language: Blunt, sardonic, irreverent, often profane.
• Overall Approach: Satirical deconstruction of celebrity and political culture, with emphasis on hypocrisy, spectacle, and self-contradiction.
• Structure: Rapid transitions between segments, underscored by recurring “corners” and callback jokes.

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Conclusion

This episode of Spot On with Link Lauren is a high-octane lampoon of everything from the optics of celebrity excess to political ineffectuality. Whether dissecting the “Tupperware convention” nature of a billionaire wedding, poking fun at the self-seriousness of former FLOTUS Michelle Obama, or delivering a no-holds-barred review of Meghan Markle’s lifestyle products, Link Lauren spares no one from the fire of his comedic but pointed criticism. The overarching message for listeners: don’t take celebrity facades at face value, and beware the PR-driven narratives of both Hollywood and Washington.

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Transcript

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Well, my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. I imagine your invitation got lost too. But let's talk about Lauren Sanchez's over the top wedding. Apparently this wedding cost about $50 million. It might have cost 60 million, 70 million. Who cares? Because when you're worth $200 billion billion with a B, what's a couple of million? What's 50, 60, 70? They could have spent $100 million on this wedding and not even blinked. Now, as I told you guys before, I. I don't do destination weddings. You won't see me at a destination wedding. I will not travel unless it's within an hour of my house. I'm probably not coming to your wedding. I might not show up for my own wedding unless it's in my living room. Okay, Like I said, I don't do destination weddings. I think asking your guests to do a destination wedding is kind of a slap in the face. Asking them to spend thousands and thousands of dollars to book hotels and travel internationally. Unless you are Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos and all your friends are the Kardashians, Oprah Wininfrey and Leonardo DiCaprio. Now, Lauren Sanchez, she went viral for this Dolce and Gabbana dress she wore. It's real white and lacy. I'm not a fashionista. But if you're listening to us on Spotify and Apple, come over to YouTube and you'll see what we are talking about. Now, she is also on the COVID of Vogue. I don't know if this is why Anna Wintour stepped down. But Vogue has certainly descended, right? Vogue used to put models on the COVID and real thought leaders. Now they put this woman on because she married a very, very wealthy man. But she does look happy. And I'm someone, you know, I've hated on Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos a little bit. I've come around to actually liking them because they just own the fact that they're out of touch. They're not trying to be something they're not. They're not like Harry and Meghan, who are trying to act all down to earth and relatable while they're living in a mansion in Montecito. Lauren Sanchez, she's like, yeah, I'm marrying one of the wealthiest men on earth. We're in love. We're both short and important, and we like to have a good time. Jeff Bezos seems so giddy and so happy. The man is beaming and smiling and grinning from ear to. But I want to talk about some of the wedding guests. So we have to start off by talking about the Kardashians. The Kardashians all went to this wedding. I think the only one that did not go to the wedding was Kourtney Kardashian. And I hate that I even know that. I actually feel my brain disintegrating. The fact that I know that is disgusting. But Kris Jenner, being the momager that she is, because the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. She schlepped her whore daughters all the way across the Atlantic Ocean to go to Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos wedding because she was probably hoping, hey, if Lauren Sanchez gets cold feet if she doesn't make it down the aisle, she's got a couple of her daughters here lined up. I imagine Kris Jenner was thinking, well, if there's some other dignitaries are wealthy, successful princes and kings at the wedding, she can pawn her daughters off to them like medieval times. It really felt like some Bridgerton situation where Kris Jenner had all of her single daughters there ready to be pawned off to the highest bidder at this fancy, highfalutin wedding. But the fact of the matter is this. Kim Kardashian was probably seething at this wedding. I imagine Kim Kardashian, who has whored herself out for 20 years. Sex tape. She's promoted cupcake. She's promoted every product under the sun. She's dated Ray J. She's dated Kanye, probably a couple other other guys with yays in their name. But Kim is at this wedding Watching Lauren Sanchez, who seemingly came out of nowhere, didn't hustle as hard as she did, just walk her way down the aisle to marry a man who is worth $200 billion. So I imagine Kim Kardashian was upset. And you can tell Kim Kardashian was upset because at the after party, she showed up in one of the most revealing outfits I've ever seen at a wedding. I don't care if it was the after party. If you guys are listening to us, I'm going to explain this to you as best I can. It's basically a Marie Antoinette sort of let them eat cake outfit. If Marie Antoinette was mauled by raccoons, it's lacy. It seems like it's missing parts. Her boobs are busting out of it. Kim Kardashian, you are not a girl's girl for showing up to woman's wedding in this outfit. And like I said, I don't care if it was the after party. I don't care if it was the next night. Showing up to a woman's wedding in this outfit is abject insanity, is objectively crazy. But that's who Kim Kardashian is. And you know, she is seething because she has hustled and poured herself out with these loser guys and basketball players and rappers. And here comes Lauren Sanchez going to marry a man worth 200 billion. Now, some other guests at the wedding, we have to talk about Oprah Winfrey. So Oprah Winfrey, she goes to this wedding. And what I find so hypocritical about Oprah Winfrey is on November 4, the night before the election, Oprah Winfrey told us, unless we vote for Kamala Harris, we might never have another election. We might never have another election. Democracy is going to come to an end if President Trump gets back in office. Everybody's lives are going to turn into hellish hellscapes. Well, Oprah wins, seems to be doing great. She's with Gail, her best friend. And I use the word best friend loosely. They're at the wedding, living it up. There are about 90 private jets, I'm told, that arrived in Venice for this wedding. So, Oprah, you are full of crap for telling us that the world is going to come to an end because you seem to be hunky dory and doing just fine. And Gayle King, I'm happy to see she's made it back down to earth from her Blue Origin space ride. I'm sure they're offended that I'm calling it a ride now. Leonardo DiCaprio was also at the wedding. And as I mentioned, there are about 90 private jets that arrived in Venice for this fancy highfalutin, extreme wedding that cost $60 million. So Leonardo DiCaprio, he kept trying to wear one of those black baseball caps. You guys know how he does. He wears these baseball caps. He tries to hide himself. Well, Leonardo DiCaprio, his whole thing is climate change. We can't fly private. We have to recycle, we have to compost, we have to drive rinkety electric vehicles. Well, Leonardo DiCaprio, you're also full of crap, just like Oprah. It's the rules for the, not for me. You want to preach and opine to all of us on how to live our lives, but then you're flying private into this wedding with your 27 year old girlfriend, which is actually old for you because you're used to dating girls who are under 25. One more thing I want to talk about as it pertains to this wedding. When I was watching the Kardashians get off of these boats and all these celebrities and Lauren Sanchez, there was so much silicone and filler at this wedding. It was like a Tupperware convention, okay? If a boat went down in the Venetian canals, at least we had some flotation devices because all of these women were there. And as I said on my social media over the weekend, if you're a plastic surgeon, if you're a plastic surgeon and you are looking for clients and a new clientele, you should have been at this wedding with your business card. You should have been going around saying, hey, here's my business card. Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Dr. So and so from Beverly Hills because these women probably keep the plastic surgery business in check. And Oprah Winfrey, I don't care what she says. In my opinion, the O stands for Ozempic because the woman looks like she is on Ozempic. And as far as I remember, she's invested in some company that's an Ozempic alternative, like a semaglutide sort of alternative, which I think is rich coming from a woman who is also an investor and weight watcher. So basically, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos wedding, it was the hottest ticket for all these celebrities. One person who looked gorgeous, who looked incredible was none other than Ivanka Trump, President Donald Trump's daughter. She looked great because Ivanka Trump is classy and gorgeous and stunning. So she looked awesome. She looked amazing. She was there with her husband, Jared Kushner. It seemed like it was an incredible time for me. I don't do the crowds. I don't do the chaos. I don't do the craziness. But if you're a rich, multibillionaire celebrity, you probably enjoyed the wedding. And Ivanka Trump, she looked gorgeous and stunning. And like I said, it's nice to see some classy people at this wedding mingling in with Kylie Jenner, who, at 27 years old, has probably been under the knife a dozen times. So Michelle Obama has gone viral again for another photo shoot. Does she ever do anything in life? Okay, it seems like Michelle Obama, all she does is photo shoots and talk about her clothes, her hair and makeup and complain about how oppressed she is. And in the photo shoot, she doesn't look amazing. Okay? Apparently, she has this massive glam squad and glam team. They just did a whole interview with Vogue. They did an interview with Vogue where she sat around with her glam squad and talked about her philosophy on style and hair. She might want to get a refund on the glam squad, okay? Because this photo shoot is an utter calamity. And look, okay, you guys can talk about my hair. Who could talk about my clothes? I'm really in no position to opine on fashion, but I am in a position to opine on culture and politics. And Michelle Obama, she's releasing a book on her clothes, her hair, and that's all she talks about. And I want to point something out about Michelle Obama. She really tried to couch herself as this humanitarian who cares about children and health and wellness and little girls over in Africa. Michelle Obama, it seems like all she really wants to be is a celebrity who sits and gets her hair and makeup done and does photo shoots. Okay? She actually wants to be a Kardashian. She wants you to think that she's this, like, humanitarian Goo Goo Gaga, Kumbaya, save the World, UNICEF person, but she actually just wants to be a Kardashian. That is what Michelle Obama wants. And we have a clip of the photo shoot we'll put up on the screen. It's an absolute disaster. Okay? The comments were brutal. When I posted this on my X account, There were over 10,000 replies in 24 hours. I want to start off by asking, why is Michelle Obama rubbing her crotch? Okay, why is she. And I use the word she loosely, but why is she rubbing her crotch? She seems so full of herself. Like, she's just so into herself. When you look at Michelle Obama, okay, does this look like the face of oppression? Does this look like someone who is Oppressed. It looks like the face of Ozempic, in my opinion. In my opinion, in thousands of folks online, in my comments, Michelle Obama seems like she's on Ozempic, okay? I think she might be on Ozempic. She's looking thinner than she ever has. I also contend, and I have contended for about a year now, that Michelle Obama had a facelift. Remember, she didn't go to Jimmy Carter's funeral. Y', all, remember, she didn't go to the funeral and she didn't go to the inauguration. And she acted like it was some, you know, act of protest or she was going to protest Trump or she just was going to put herself first. I think she had had a facelift and a necklift and that she was still hiding out and recovering. And everybody at the time said, no, she would have been smarter. She would have been smarter than to schedule a facelift around the inauguration or around here or there. I'm telling you guys, in my opinion, I still say this. We're almost a year out. I think she got a facelift, and that's why she missed Jimmy Carter's funeral. That's very bizarre. Okay? Democratic president. She doesn't go to the funeral. That's very weird. She doesn't go to the inauguration. That's very weird. So I think she had a facelift. But this is the face, okay? This is apparently the face of someone who is very oppressed. Michelle Obama. She wants white people to know that she's so oppressed and that we've made her feel insecure, apparently, in all her new interviews. But I will read you a little bit about what she's going on, because as a journalist, I got to read you the facts. Okay? So she did this photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz. Now, Annie Leibovitz is a very, very, very famous photographer. She's probably photographed her a thousand times. And Hillary Clinton and basically anybody who's big in Hollywood or politics has done a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz. President Trump and first Lady Melania Trump did an iconic, iconic photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz. You guys are going to have to Google that one. It might not be safe, safe for this show, but no, they did a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz as well. Let me read you this caption from Michelle Obama. Annie Leibovitz has always known that a photo can do more than preserve a moment. It can say something. Her book Women did exactly that, expanding how we see women in the lives they lead through her lens. It Was an honor to be photographed by Annie for the new edition, capturing the many ways women are showing up today. I hope you'll find it as inspirational as I do. Okay, Put the picture back up. Okay. Inspirational. Inspirational. With her belly button showing. The pants are dirty. Like she's been rolling around in the grass. Okay. Planting a garden. She looks like a disaster. Okay, this is not inspirational. It's not aspirational. But I will say when I read this caption, when I read Michelle Obama's words expanding how we see women in the lives they lead, it was an honor to be photographed by any. She expresses more gratitude for doing a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz for some stupid Vogue or women's thing than she did for being first lady. She complains about her marriage. She complains about being first lady. She complains she had to pay for her own food in the White House. But she's very grateful for this photo shoot. So apparently, she just wants to be a rich, famous celebrity who sits around doing photo shoots. And I wish these people would just admit that, like, we don't need Michelle Obama to pretend that she is this humanitarian who actually cares about the country. She doesn't. Okay? In my opinion, she doesn't. She wants to wear designer clothes because this is probably some designer T shirt. Okay? It might be a ratty T shirt and ratty jeans, but you know how these designers and these celebrities, they buy, like, $3,000 jeans, and they, like, pay extra to have them look ugly. Sort of like those shoes. What are they? Canada Goose. Canada Goose shoes are something that the girls buy, and they, you know, pay extra to have them look scuffed up. I'm like, get me a pair of Keds, and I will run those over with the. With the truck a couple of times. You scratch them on the driveway, and then you don't have to pay 500 for a pair of shoes. Golden Goose. Yes, my producer says it's a golden goose. Canada Goose is another winter brand. But yes, those Golden Goose shoes that girls buy, and they pay hundreds of dollars, hundreds of dollars for them to look dirty. I think that's what Michelle Obama did. Okay. Even though she probably didn't even pay for these clothes. But Michelle Obama. Just admit. Admit that you hate your husband, you hate this country, and that you just want to be a rich, famous celebrity doing photo shoots. Ever read the label on a typical bag of chips? It's often a science experiment of seed oils, msg, artificial dyes, and mystery ingredients. Masa is part of the growing movement to Bring back real food. Masa's chips contain just three ingredients. Organic corn, sea salt, and 100% grass fed beef tallow. Not only do these chips avoid the bad stuff, they also taste incredible too. Snacking on Masa chips is nothing like eating regular chips. With Masa, you feel satisfied, light and energetic with no crash, bloat or gross sluggish feeling. 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This is scented candle number 84 with water, lotus, sandalwood and California poppy. Now let me read you. Okay, so you guys know I'm a martyr. Let me read you the prices on this. So this candle, okay, with $64. These jams, 36. The flower sprinkles, 15. So I brought some spoons. Okay, I'm officially going to try the Duchess of Scamalot's products. And I have to start by saying when I posted on my Instagram story and showed that all this came in the mail and I was going to be testing it, I got so many messages from people saying, number one, you're committed to your journalism. Yes, I am. I'm very committed. Okay. Number two, a lot of people were concerned for me. They said, link, you need to have one of those taste testers. Like the president has allegedly. Like, people who test your food. You know, like the Middle Eastern leaders. I need a taste tester to make sure Meghan Markle hasn't poisoned me. I feel like Meghan Markle saw Link Lauren and my address on the shipping and probably put rat poison in the food. But nonetheless, we will see if we live another day. I will start off by telling you guys this. The packaging was cheap, okay? The packaging had all this crinkly paper, and I threw most of it away. The spread. I thought when I got the holiday trio of spreads that they were going to come in a nice little package. They were basically wrapped in this cheap crinkly paper and thrown in a box. Okay? But maybe that was just mine. Maybe that was just mine because, you know, Meghan Markle saw my name on the package. But I think we will start with the strawberry spread. Now, let me read you a little bit about this. This is a versatile set of three beloved spreads. Delicately sweet and sophisticated. Orange marmalade, raspberry spread and our brand new strawberry. This much anticipated flavor is exclusive to our holiday sets now. Okay, who is anticipating this? And one of Megan's favorite spreads to make at home. Each spread is inspired by the jams Megan has created in her own kitchen and shared over the years. Bright, just a bit tart, with a whisper, a whisper of lemon. To bring out the fullness of the flavor. All three spreads are crafted to highlight each fruit's natural essence. Now I will say, okay, Oprah Winfrey, who used to mean something, okay, she has listed these Sprint, these sprams, these spreads, and jams as some of her favorite things. There's actually a headline from Oprah, I drizzle Megan's jam on my English muffins. Okay? So Oprah has put this on her list of her favorite things, which used to be a huge deal. Even 10 years ago, 20 years ago, I remember being a kid, Oprah's favorite things could just move. Mountains can move products. But then again, Oprah's been eating Gail for 40 years, so I'm not sure her taste buds are up to snuff. But nonetheless, we will be trying these products. Let's start with the strawberry spread. Oh, y', all. It looks like what came over Carrie in that movie. Okay? I also. I got the cheap spoons, okay? I'm not going to use the good spoons in case any of this is toxic, okay? I didn't use my mother's china or her silver. Oh, God. Let me read you guys this, okay? 35 calories, 7 grams of added sugar, 14 of your daily. Whatever the ingredients, strawberries, organic cane sugar, organic lemon juice concentrate, and fruit pectin. Refrigerate after opening. Now, let me say this, okay? Before I try, a lot of people reached out to me and say and said, thank you for trying out the jams and jellies. I'm calling them jams and jellies. I guess they're spreads. I have to say, I'm a very objective person. Okay, if they are good, I will separate the art from the artist, okay? Like when I watch a Harvey Weinstein film. Okay. I will separate the art from the artist, okay? I don't care if someone's been in a scandal, if someone's a despicable person. If the product is good, I'll give credit where credit is due. Okay? If that little huckster over in Montecito actually made a good spread, we'll see. Okay, here we go. I'm taking as little as possible. I try to get as little as possible on the spoon, okay? Okay. It tastes like smuckers. Okay? Smuckers or smackers, whatever the hell that is. I would not probably pay $36 for this. Does not taste excellent. It's nothing groundbreaking. You could put it on toast in the morning. Let's try the orange marmalade. Okay. Oh, it smells. It smells really bad. I'm sorry. Okay. It smells really. It smells terrible. You guys. I feel like. I feel like I'm on show Fear factor, where they have to, like, eat slugs and stuff. I feel like. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm at fat camp and they're, like, forcing me to eat vegetables or something. I don't know if fat camp is real. Okay. No, I literally feel my throat closing. Oh, my God. Orange marmalade tastes like crap. I. I actually feel sick. I. That's really not good. That's not good. I really feel like. I feel my throat is closing. I'm about to vomit. You guys actually about to vomit all over everything. That was pretty disgusting. Okay. Oh, this. This is diabolical. Okay, the orange marmalade is literally diabolical. Now we're gonna try the raspberry spread. The raspberry spread. The one thing I will say about these products, if you're ever gonna, like, waterboard or do torture to get information out of someone, have them try one bite of this. Have one little spoon of orange marmalade. You guys, I literally feel like I'm gonna vomit. Okay? The raspberry. Taking as little as possible. I'm literally putting as little as possible. Okay, Maybe she did poison me. That I'd actually respect her more if she poisoned me. Okay. Yeah, this one's a no, too. Okay? I made my decision. The only one that is remotely good, and I will say it's genuinely good, is the strawberry spread. The strawberry Spread is the only one I would say is worth potentially ordering. If you're into spreads, this is decent. The orange marmalade. Literally the worst thing I've ever swallowed. Literally the worst thing I've probably ever put in my mouth. Okay, if my mom's Bible study is watching, I will say no further. But, ladies, I'm telling you, orange marmalade from Meghan Markle's brand, as ever, is probably the worst tasting thing in life. I actually question Oprah for putting it on her favorite things. Now we have to try the flower sprinkles. Now, let me just say this, okay? Meghan Markle, she wants to be the next Martha Stewart. She acts like she's the next, you know, Anthony Bourdain. She literally will throw some flower sprinkles on food and call it gourmet. Okay? So she thinks throwing flower sprinkles is going to change a recipe or a meal. I don't like flower sprinkles. I think it's tacky. I think it's cheap. I can't believe I paid $15 for something I can go get in the yard. But nonetheless, let me read you what's in here. Dried rose calendula and blue cornflower petals and hibiscus flower. Okay, number one. It looks like something Bob Marley would have rolled up and smoked. It looks like something Bob Marley would have smoked. Do I just. How do you try flower. How do you try flower petals? Do you just put some in your mouth? I mean, I've never. It tastes like straw. It tastes like straw. Okay, this is a no for me. Also. This is an absolute no. I would not pay $15 for this crap. Okay? I will not pay $15. I feel like I'm gonna be sick. I actually feel like I'm eating printer paper. I feel like I'm eating printer paper. So this is a no. The last thing. The last thing we have to try, you guys, I'm literally about to vomit. The last thing I have to try the as ever scented candle. Now, this candle is supposed to smell like Meghan Markle's home. Okay? I'm not sure if I want to smell Meghan Markle's home. I will say, at least it's not the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle. Remember, Gwyneth Paltrow did that candle. It was like, this smells like my vagina. If Meghan Markle did a candle like that, it would probably wipe out an entire village. Okay? It'd be like a mustard gas bomb. Okay? So I'm Glad that this candle smells like her home. And at least it doesn't smell like her. The one thing I'll say is because I wasn't going to spend that much money. There were two candles. One is supposed to smell like her home in California. The other one was supposed to smell like, I think, Frogmore Gardens in the English countryside. I thought that was ridiculous, because she could have just stayed living at Frogmore Gardens in the English countryside. But nonetheless, she didn't have to make a candle. All right, let's open it. Okay. So what it looks like. No, you guys. You guys. There's no wick. Like a producer, Kylie. There's no wick, Right? Am I crazy? Where's the thing that I light? This has to be a joke. No, I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding, you guys. This isn't. This isn't a stunt. There's literally nothing too light in here. No, it's not pasted down. My producers, in my ear, is it pasted down? No, it's not pasted down. Zoom in. There's literally nothing. There's nothing to light on the candle. This is like Meghan Markle's career failure to launch. Oh, my God. Wait. Literally, this is not a joke. I ordered Meghan Markle's candle. There's nothing to light. I literally want a refund. I've actually. Meghan Markle send me a freaking refund. So I paid. How much did I pay for this? $64. I paid $64 for a candle you can't light. And you know how God has a sense of humor. I was running around the house this morning looking for matches or looking for a lighter. So I literally finally found matches. Okay, we're a few minutes late filming the show. Looks like I didn't even need a match because there's nothing to light the candle. Light a candle. Okay, let me smell. It. Smells like a whorehouse in Nevada. It smells no different than a Yankee candle you could get at cvs. It's not my favorite scent. It's a very feminine scent, I will tell you. It is actually very, very feminine. It's supposed to be water lotus, sandalwood, and California poppy. It does probably smell like Meghan Markle's bathroom at her home in Montecito, I will tell you that. But it's a no for me. I. I will say this. If I'm paying $64 for a candle, there better be a wicked. Okay. There better be something that I can actually light. I actually think this is a joke. This Is like. This has to be a prank, you guys. The candle, I will say it's. It's weighty, it's heavy. It doesn't feel cheap. I'll give her credit for that. It doesn't feel cheap. The problem is you can't light it, you bird brain bitch. There's nothing in here. So someone at quality control. Someone at quality control needed to control the quality because there's nothing to light. So I think this is a metaphor. This is a metaphor because everything Megan tries to do and she tries to ignite, it flops. Okay? Everything she touches turns to crap. She goes to the Dodgers game. Look what happened. So nonetheless, everything Megan Markle does gets markled. I feel like I just got markled, you guys. I've officially been markled because there's no wick in the candle. So that's my review, okay? Megan's brand, as ever, it's a no for me. It's an absolute no for me. The only. The only redeemable one was what? The strawberry. Which one was redeemable? I think the strawberry. I thought that was decent. I can't even remember the marmalade. The marmalade is probably the worst thing I've ever tasted. It tastes like vomit, and it tastes like puke. Okay? So if that's your thing, order this. It literally looks like vomit, too. It looks terrible. So this is a no. The candle is a no. All in all, I give the brand 2 out of 10. The candle did have some weight to it. Some of these things are remotely edible, but I don't think it's worth your money. Okay? You can go to the grocery store. You can support a small business of someone who actually loves this country, who actually has something to offer to society. As ever, we'll be keeping our eyes on you. I don't think I'll be ordering another candle, but I am going to see if they can give me a refund on this one. So, Meghan Markle's PR team, you guys played games with the wrong one. This is a story. My team said we got to do it. We have to do this story. If you're into the royal family, even if you're not into the royal family, I think there's a universal lesson to be learned here, which we will get to. But the story that has really caused a lot of commotion and ruckus online is that Prince Harry. He's set to meet with his father, King Charles, next week, but he is coming with a laundry list of demands. Let me read you some of These demands Prince Harry has for his father. Mind you, Prince Harry has shanked his family, done a tell all book docusign series and turned on them and even did a sit down interview with Oprah where he accused them of racism. But he seems to think he's in a position to come in and negotiate and have demands. Here are some of his demands. Full security for himself and his family, press control that will be coordinated by Buckingham palace, and finally, for his wife, Meghan Markle, to be treated as Her Royal Highness, complete with bows and curtsy. So people are supposed to bow and curtsy to Meghan Mark Markle? Absolutely not. Hell to the no. Okay, imagine your real royalty, right? Your real royalty. And you have to bow down to this like ex duchess who traipses around a kitchen doing flower arrangements on Netflix. That's like bowing down to one of the Kardashians, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to bow down to Meghan Markle as Her Royal Highness. Y' all left the royal family for Prince Harry to come in with all of these demands. It shows you that they're both delusional. Meghan Markle's delusional. Prince Harry's delusional. They're cuckoo. Ca choo crazy. They're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Now let me read you a little bit more for William. That's a hard no. A source explained. Harry doesn't want another trip where he feels unprotected and exposed. Well, too bad. Okay, you say the UK is so unsafe you can't walk around. And then we see Prince Harry ringing on doorbells. Remember when Prince Harry was going door to door in broad daylight ringing doorbells and nobody knew who he was? I think you'll be fine, sweetheart. Let's man up here. He wants ironclad guarantees, not vague promises. Security and privacy are non negotiable. Now King Charles allegedly wants peace and to see his son. But these demands risk blowing open old wounds. Harry's offering reconciliation, but at a price. And that price includes the entire royal family bowing to Meghan. I would rather bow to anyone but Meghan Markle. Why should royalty have to bow to a woman who accused the royal family of racism and turned around and left 18 months after they threw her a massive wedding with people cheering in the streets. Why should anyone have to bow down to her? Okay, I'm imagining her and her like jean booty shorts and people bowing down to her. I'm not going to bow down to a Netflix star. I'm not Going to bow down to a reality star. And I have to imagine a lot of these demands are coming from Meghan Markle. I think she is saying, nope, if you're going to go over there, they gotta bow down. They gotta curtsy to me. Which I also find ironic. I find this ironic because in their Netflix docu series, they made fun of having to curtsy. She said it was like medieval times and antiquated and embarrassing to have to curtsy and bow to each other. She made a mockery of the monarchy, but now she wants people to curtsy to her. That's who she is, Meghan Markle. It's the rules for the. Not for me. I don't think anyone should be bowing down to them. No one should bow down to these two little hucksters. They're disgusting, they're gross. They're out for nothing but attention. And King Charles. My message to King Charles is this, be very cautious when Prince Harry comes over there to reconcile. Because every conversation you have with Prince Harry ends up in the press. It ends up in a book. It ends up in a sit down, tell all interview with Oprah. So my concern is he's coming over there saying he wants reconciliation, but I don't know if it's reconciliation and good faith. So I would be very, very cautious. The other members of the royal family, I think Prince William also, he's very busy with his kids. He's taking care of his wife, who's had major health issues. He's raising three children. He's doing royal engagements. He's being primed and pumped to be the next King of England. I don't think Prince William has any room for Prince Harry in his life at this point. I understand blood is thicker than water. I understand you want to forgive and you want to have the cousins in each other's lives, right? You want Archie and Lilibet to know George, Charlotte and Louis, but at a cost. At a big, big, big cost. So I don't know about these demands. I think it's over the top. I think it's ridiculous. You want full security. Why? You're not a working royal. You're not over in the UK doing engagements. You live in a massive mansion in Montecito, California, where you're perfectly safe. And Montecito is a pretty quiet place. You know, I don't think you need that much security. They want to be able to control the press. They want to coordinate with Buckingham Palace. Why should Buckingham palace coordinate with people who are over in California? Why should Buckingham palace coordinate with people who are basically terrorists at this point. Like, I don't negotiate with terrorists. This is my thing, right? We don't negotiate with terrorists. And to me, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, they're coming in like we have these list of demands. We have the. If these demands aren't met, we're going back to the press and planting negative stories. I think we've seen though that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have no clout left whatsoever. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, they really don't have anything left to offer. The press doesn't take them seriously. Their projects don't do well here in the United States. And so I don't really think they have a leg to stand on. And they're not coming into any negotiation from a place of strength. So my love goes out to King Charles, William, Charlotte, Louis, George, Catherine, the Princess of Wales. My love goes out to them, the real royals who stuck around and worked. Meghan Markle was lazy. 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Now, we have to talk about the Duchess of Scamalot first. The first lady of Montecito, Megan Markle. So, Meghan Markle, okay, My phone started blowing up last night. I had a long day, okay? I've been to North Carolina. I've been to, like, 20 different schools around a bunch of kids with the first Lady. I get home late last night to the hotel. My phone goes crazy. I think, did a relative die? Did someone pass away? What's going on? Apparently, Meghan Markle is now on the COVID of Harper's Bazaar, okay? She's on the COVID of Harper's Bazaar art issue for November 2025. Now, let me tell you, because I'm petty, and this is why you guys watch me. This is what I get paid the big bucks for. Meghan Markle, she does not look great, okay? Meghan Markle, this no makeup look is not for everyone. I know Pamela Anderson and Alicia Keys are trying to do the no makeup look. Meghan Markle. It's not for everybody, okay? You might need a little bit of makeup, okay? You look like the Duchess of Sun Damage sometimes, okay? You're the Southern California girl, and maybe you need some makeup, but she's on the COVID of Harper's Bazaar. I just want to give some first thoughts here. Meghan Markle, okay? She was British royalty. Meghan Markle was as high as you could get in British society and basically global society. I mean, we just saw they had a massive state dinner at Windsor Castle, okay? At Windsor with the President and Princess Catherine and the king and the first lady and the entire US Delegation. Meghan Markle could have been at that dinner, but she blew it, okay? She absolutely blew it. And now she's living in California, trying to hawk James Jams, jellies and dog biscuits and candles that have no wicks, okay? Candles that have no wicks. So what a fall from grace. So let this be a cautionary tale to all the women you might be Looking at Meghan Markle saying, well, she's in Harper's Bazaar. She's in a big magazine, sweetie. This is a major downgrade from being British royalty, okay? British royalty. So for all the women out there, okay, you gotta know what cards you have and what cards you don't, okay? In life, we all got to know what we bring to the table. Meghan Markle, she thought she had all the cards. She thought the royal family needs us more than we need them. We're going to abscond to the U.S. they'll be begging us to come back, okay? We're gonna go to the US to become big stars. Now you're doing little magazine photo shoots where you look like an utter calamity. You're going to parties with the Kardashians, hanging out with people who have sex tapes and pictures of their vags all over the Internet. That's who you are, Meghan Markle. You went from British royalty, okay, to the Krasians. That is who you are, okay? The royals wouldn't even need to do photo shoots like this. And then there's one photo. There's one photo in the Harper's Bazaar photo shoot where she' literally ripping off Princess Diana. We can put a side by side. She's ripping off Princess Diana and trying to channel her. What she's done for years, okay? She's always tried to dress like Princess Diana in the perfume, allegedly, and everything, to try and sort of create this aura around Harry that maybe she is Princess Diana sent into his life to protect him. Princess Diana, she would have seen Meghan Markle coming from a thousand miles away. She could have spotted this phony fake fame hungry, or from a thousand miles away, Meghan Markle coming in. So this whole narrative that Diana would have loved Meghan. No, no, no, no, no, no. Even when Diana was on the outs, even when she was divorced, being chased by the paparazzi and she was crying and she was depressed, she always, always respected the monarchy, okay? Even in the BBC interview and all of her big interviews, right? She loved the queen and she respected the institution. That is something that Meghan Markle does not have. She does not have that respect for the monarchy, okay? Aretha Franklin R E S B E C T. Okay? She didn't have respect for it. So she can try to do the crossed legs and do the photo shoot and try to emulate Princess Diana, but it is not going to work. Now, my favorite excerpt from the Harper's Bazaar is when the journalist went to the brownstone. If you've read this already. I will reiterate it for those who haven't. The journalist who is doing the story went to go interview Megan at a brownstone in New York City, which is like a real fancy, nice apartment sort of condo, like Sarah Jessica Parker lived in in Sex in the City. Okay? That outside, that exterior was a brownstone. So Meghan Markle, for some reason, she can't stay in a hotel because she's so famous, even though I think it'd be safer. That's how Kim Kardashian got robbed. She should have been in a hotel and she was in a private home. So Meghan Markle, she's staying in a brownstone. When the journalist arrives, they're the only two other people in the home. And someone has to announce Megan, the Duchess of Sussex, she's here. It's Megan, the Duchess of Sussex. How pretentious do you have to be to be introduced as Megan, the Duchess of Sussex in a private home? Okay? And let me just say this. She is clinging to that title. She is clinging to that title so hard. She was in the UK for 18 months. Okay? I have things that have been in my freezer for 18 years. Okay? 18 months, and she's still calling herself the Duchess of Sussex. Like, why are we going to bow down and kiss this woman's ass? O this of wannabe Duchess. Every photo, we've got clips rolling up on the screen, okay? If you're listening to us, come over to YouTube and watch. Nothing looks good. Nothing really fits. She's acting like she's this supermodel doing this no makeup look. My thing with Megan Markle is this. I thought her brand was about UNICEF and helping women across the globe. And, you know, the kids in Africa and little Tuk Tuk and Tuk Tuk and all the kids she likes to go take pictures with. I thought she was about all that. That all we've seen is a woman who wants to go to Balenciaga fashion shows, party with the Kardashians and Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos. She wants to party and do photo shoots for Harper's Bazaar and wear Elegant Refinery. Where is all of the philanthropic stuff? Where are the philanthropic efforts? That's the thing with Princess Diana. She was elegant. She was beautiful. She could pull up in that revenge dress. But then she could also go do a little watusi across the landmines and do a photo shoot. You know what I'm saying she should go do? She could go do a little Pasa doble Watusi. Across the landmines in whatever the hell country she was in and do that philanthropic stuff, too. We haven't seen it from Meghan Markle. We just haven't seen it. She wants to be this humanitarian, and she's winning humanitarian awards. But to me, she's basically a threat to humanity. She's not nice, she's not kind. Everybody accuses her of being a bully. So she's getting these humanitarian awards. Where's the humanitarian work? Okay, when she goes and does a little Pasa doble Watusi Wagon wheel across a landmine like Diana, then I will give her kudos and give her credit. But let's move on and see what else we have. So this is in the article. Megan is pulling back the curtain on her marriage to Prince Harry. She says, I think my boundaries have become stronger. You find different ways to protect yourself. She's talking about with the fame and all the spotlight. Here's what she has to say about Harry. He loves me so boldly, so fully. And he has a different perspective because he sees media that I wouldn't. No one in the world loves me more than him, so I know he's always going to make sure that he has my back. Part of Harry's allure, Megan said, is that he is someone who just has this childlike wonder and playfulness. I was so drawn to that, and he brought that out in me. That's translated into every part of our life, even in business. I want us to play and have fun and explore and be creative. This is very interesting to me. Notice how she never says, I love Prince Harry. Meghan Markle never says, I am obsessed with him. I love him more than anything. It's always, he loves me the most. He is obsessed with me. He loves me fully and boldly. It's like that old sort of tale. You should always marry someone who loves you a little bit more. It's like Meghan Markle's telling us he loves her a little bit more. But she also brings up Harry's sort of childlike qualities and maybe a little bit of this arrested development. I think that's the case. I think that's something she honed in on. I think she saw Harry did have a little bit of arrested development. 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[Commentator]

Now it's time for another edition of Crocodile Crockett's Corner where we discuss Ms. Crack a lacking Jasmine Crockett. She's back. She's back in the news. Okay. She went on CNN recently. She's been making the rounds and she actually had the audacity, the gall to question President Trump's iq.

[Host]

Listen, you know I'm waiting on a reporter and maybe it'll be you, Caitlyn, that finally asked him what is his iq? Because he is constantly talking about he doesn't even know what a low IQ is. He don't even know which scores are low. And I can guarantee you that whatever score, if he's taken one anytime recently, I'm sure that his qualifies as low. Listen he's never been known to be an Einstein.

[Commentator]

I find it very funny that Jasmine Crockett is sitting there on CNN questioning President Trump's iq, and she can't even use proper English, okay? She's like, he don't even know. He don't even know what an IQ is. Is. Jasmine, please, sweetie. The call is coming from inside the house, okay? Look in the mirror. Okay? Look in the mirror. Ring, ring, ring. The call is coming from inside the house for Jasmine Crockett to question President Trump's iq. Okay? Whether you like the man or not, you could be the most far left liberal Democrat. He is the most prolific, powerful figure we've ever had in American history. Right? The political comeback coming from the private sector into politics. We have never seen anything like this. So questioning President Trump's IQ is just not going to track. It's not going to work. Okay? Ms.

[Host]

Crack.

[Commentator]

A lack of Jack, A back, a book. It's just not going to work. Jasmine Crockett. But I think she's protesting too much. I think she's insecure about her own intelligence. I think she has these degrees. Maybe she was pushed through college on affirmative action, on dei. That's my opinion. So, Jasmine Crockett, I think it's very interesting that she is questioning President Trump's IQ when he's the President of the United States. Okay? So you can go worry about his IQ and cry into your pillow. He's the president and you're a congresswoman whose own constituents can't stand you and don't like you. Okay? Jasmine Crockett, I know all about your constituents, okay? I'm from Dallas, Texas. I get messages every day from people in your district. They. They only see you on Tick Tock. Okay? You're on Tick Tock, dancing and twerking down the hallways because you don't want to work, you want to twerk, and that's who you are. But Jasmine Crockett, she also got fact checked by CNN for a lie she tried to spread about White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt.

[Host]

Do you believe this will be the week that Congress comes to an agreement here? I have no idea. I mean, you started off talking about the fact that the president is in Japan. The president has time to do everything but what he needs to focus on. In fact, we heard the press secretary say that his main priority is the ballroom. The ballroom that no one asked for. The ballroom that requires him to destroy historic pieces of the White House. And so it doesn't seem like he's interested. And that kind of context of the comment from Caroline Levitt. She was asked if the president was working on any other renovations when it came to the White House. And she was saying his focus was the ballroom.

[Commentator]

You can tell Jasmine Crockett's career, and I use the term career very loosely, is on the chopping block when she is getting fact checked by cnn, okay? Even CNN is like, we're done. We're done here with the lies and the BS and the tomfoolery and the malarkey and all the shenanigans. Jasmine Crockett, sweetheart, heart, please. I do not think Congress is for you. I don't think American politics is for you. I think Real Housewives might be for you. I think Bad Girls Club on Oxygen or one of those, you know, reality shows on Zeus or something. One of those kind of lowly networks. That would be great for you, okay? Because you love yelling. You love getting into fights. You're a little bit of a diva, and that has nothing to do with race or gender. I would say the same thing about a man. And you guys know I judge everyone the same. Everyone, equal opportunity. Shade. Okay? But Jasmine Crockett, for her to get fact checked by cnn, to go on there and lie, I think she's just at the bottom of the barrel, scraping and so desperate. I don't think we'll be even talking about Jasmine Crockett in another year or two. I think in a year or two, she'll be so far gone, she'll be so irrelevant, we hopefully won't even have to cover her. Well, Ms. Kamalamity Harris is back. We have another installment of. Of Kamala Harris is drunk again. Allegedly. So we gotta discuss this because another clip of Kamala Harris has gone viral from her book tour. As I've said many times, the book tour is going longer than the campaign. The campaign was 107 days. This book tour is going on and on and on. And Kamala Harris, in my opinion, she seems inebriated. Okay, maybe the sequel to 107 Days could be 12 Steps. Right? That could be the sequel book. She can do 12 steps next. Okay? And if that joke offended you, call your sponsor. I don't care. Care. Kamala Harris, she does not seem well. Okay, I think they should be clearing out the mini bar in the hotel. They should not have any alcohol around her because she is getting on stage, slurring. Her eyes are rolling back. I want to take a look at this clip, and you guys tell me what you think. Is this someone you think should be in charge of the nuclear codes. Let's roll it. I'm not president.

[Host]

And if you want to talk about.

[Commentator]

Legacy, let's talk about the legacy of master Deportation. Deportation. So she is on stage going, you want to talk about. She sounds like Anna Nicole Smith. Anna Nicole Kamala. It's Anna Nicole K. That's her new nickname. Anna Nicole Kamala is on stage. You want to talk about the M. Kamala, sweetheart, get help. Help. Okay? If Doug loved you, he would be stepping in. If you had children who loved you. Oh, you don't have any. But if you had children who loved you, they would be stepping in and saying, sweetheart, mama. Mama Sita, Mama. Kamala, go get some help, baby. Go dry out. Because you were on stage sounding like this. I want to talk about mass divorce. Yes, we do want to talk about mass deportations. In fact, part of the reason nobody wanted to vote for you is because the border was wide open with an invasion. You Dumbledore. Sorry. I'm not going to say that my mom's Bible study is watching. But Kamala Harris, part of the reason you lost is because you weren't in favor of mass deportations. In fact, even in the new. In the New York Times. There's a New York Times Ipsis poll. 60% of Americans supported mass deportations. Right? It's hard to get 60% of Americans to agree on much, okay? To agree on anything. I can't get 60% of my relatives to agree on something. Okay? So 60% of Americans support mass deportations. But Kamala Harris, she's on stage upset over mass deportation. But Kamala Harris, I will take her seriously when she can pass a breathalyzer. I also don't understand. When it comes to Kamala Harris, people are going to this book tour because they want to learn something from her. They want to hear from her. Who wants to go hear from the loser who lost the popular vote every single swing state and also blew $20 million on her campaign. Okay? She's $20 million in the hole. She blew all that money. Money. And she's normally better at blowing things, but nonetheless, Kamala Harris, she blew 20 million. She's still in the hole. She's out doing this book tour. She's slurring. She sounds like a drunk winch, okay? And people are going and listening to her. If you're going to Kamala Harris's book tour because you want to glean some wisdom, you want to go glean some knowledge, good for you. You need to do some soul searching. But someone else who popped up, someone Else who popped up on Kamala Harris's book tour is none other than the killster, Hillary Clinton. Let's take a look at that clip.

[Host]

Hello, Kamala. Well, I know that you're on stage with Kara Swisher, and I want to know this.

[Commentator]

I debated Trump three times.

[Host]

You debated him once. He wouldn't debate you again. We beat him four times. Do you think we're the reason he is so unhinged today? We have in this president the most, not one of the most callous, corrupt, and incompetent individuals that has ever occupied that White House. And unhinged is the least of the concerns that I have, but it ranks right up there.

[Commentator]

So when I see Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris licking their wounds, looking in the rearview mirror, saying, we beat him four times in a debate, debate number one, that's not true. If you guys had won the debate, maybe you guys would have won the presidency and both of you were sent packing home. But the thing about Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton, they probably think that they were judged unfairly because they were women, right? They think, oh, my God, we are women. We had an uphill battle. Trump can get away with things because he's a man. No, I'm here to tell you, nobody was not voting for y' all because of your gender, because of your skin color, your religion or anything. It's because you guys. Guys were incompetent, and you also did not connect with the American people. Hillary Clinton, she'd been around for decades. People still felt like they couldn't trust her. They felt like they didn't know her. Right? You have decades and decades to introduce yourself. People don't know you. Kamala Harris, she says 107 days wasn't enough time to introduce myself to the American people. You were vice president. You ran for president before you were senator, Attorney general. If people don't know you by now, people don't know you by now. What have you been doing? I think what they don't want to admit is that people do know you. You, and they don't like you. They saw your policies. They saw what you did, and they saw, more importantly, what you did not do, Kamala. Because you sat there for four years, and you did Jack. Okay, excuse my French. You did Jack. As vice president. You did nothing. Okay? You were put in charge of the border. January of 2021, I think you went down to the border for 10 minutes. Okay, that's a quickie. Okay, we know Kamala Harris likes a quickie, but she was down at the border doing a quickie. Now, this last clip I want to play you. Senator Mark Kelly from Arizona thinks it would be incredible if Kamala Harris ran for president again.

[Host]

Do you think that Kamala Harris would be a strong candidate in 2028?

[Commentator]

Candidate?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Commentator]

Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, she was. She was the nominee last time. I think you would encourage her to run. I think she would be incredibly strong. I think you're going to have, you know, a dozen, if not more folks running. I could not agree more with Mark Kelly. Kamala Harris, if you're watching this, if you're sitting at home having your third martini of the morning, watching this podcast, I wanted to tell you, please run again. You are an incredible, singular talent that we've never seen before in American politics. You are a once in a generation political behemoth. Kamala, if you do not run again for the presidency, it would be a miscarriage of justice. So, Kamala Harris, please, please run. And don't listen. Don't listen to the people around you, don't listen to any advisors. Is don't change a thing. Kamala, you are perfect the way you are. You are perfect in God's image and the way you were created. Please don't change a thing. And please run in 2028. That is my message to Kamala Harris, okay? Please run in 2028. Because America, if they didn't want a drunk wine mom last time, something tells me they're not going to want it in 2028. My last message to Kamala Harris is this right. Number one, get help. Stop drinking. Number three, you need to get your suits fitted a little bit better. Okay? Those suits, they don't fit. They look bad. They look slovenly. You want to be taken seriously, right? As this real power woman, right? So go get suits that fit, that make you look flattering. Okay? You say you're held to a higher standard because you're a woman. Okay, fine. People are going to judge you on your hair, the way you look. People sitting here watching me might judge me on my hair and the way I look in this fabulous tie. But nonetheless, I would go get the look together if I were you. Kamala Harris, Your new home is now ready. Dr. Horton, America's builder, has new homes that are ready today. With new construction communities in Ellensburg and throughout the Greater Seattle area. Dr. Horton has the right home for you. At Dr. Horton, we're still building with flexible living spaces, smart home technology, and two and three car garages. More communities and more homes available every day. Find your new home in Ellensburg now [e-mail] Dr. Horton, America's builder and equal Housing Opportunity Builder.

[Host]

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