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Spot On with Link Lauren
Meghan Markle Curses World Series, Michelle Obama's Calamitous Looks, and Kelsey Grammer Baby at 70
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Link Lauren gives his take on Michelle Obama’s latest book, “The Look” which will feature all her botched fashion looks from her time in politics, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian continuing to peddle weird products, and celebrity age gap marriages getting out of control. Then, Link breaks down Jasmine Crockett questioning President Trump’s IQ, President Trump in Japan and Gavin Newsom taking aim at Joe Rogan. Plus, Meghan Markle curses the Dodgers at the World Series and is peddling a $64 candle through her brand “As Ever.” Oxford Natural: To watch their full stories, scan the QR code on your screen or visit https://oxfordnatural.com/link/ to get 70% off your first order when you use code link Cowboy Colostrum: Get 25% Off Cowboy Colostrum with code LINK at https://www.cowboycolostrum.com/LINK Masa Chips: Get 25% off your first order | Use code LINK at https://MASAChips.com/LINK
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Link Lauren
With my job, I can't drink during the week.
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Gavin Newsom
Weekends are a different story.
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Link Lauren
Ugh.
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Link Lauren
You know what I'm saying? My family is a lot. It takes me four beers just to.
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Gavin Newsom
Hang out with them.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Well, my friends, happy hump day.
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Link Lauren
Welcome back to Spot on with Link. Lauren. We have so many topics to discuss today. I don't even want to waste time on an introduction. Okay, we have to talk about machine. Michelle Obama, Meghan Markle, Jasmine Crockett, Gavin Newsom, President Trump. He's still in Asia for about 12 more hours. So we have a lot to discuss. Without further ado, let's dive right in. Well, we have to start off by crowning utter calamity of the week. And this week it goes to none other than Michelle Obama, our former first lady. Because Michelle Obama, she is being hailed as a fashion icon. Now, I find this ironic because we actually have a fashion icon in the White House right now, first lady Melania Trump. She is a supermodel. She's stunning. She's gorgeous. Her outfits are incredible. Styled by Hervey Pierre trademark. But Michelle Obama, she is coming out with a fashion book. It is called Michelle Obama the Look and it's available on November 4th. Now, I looked on Amazon right out of curiosity. The deluxe version of the book, okay, goes for $181.
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Co-host/Sidekick
If you are spending $181 to have a coffee table book a Michelle Obama's.
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Link Lauren
Outfits, you need to get psychological help and treatment immediately. Okay, I think there may be three or four outfits Michelle Obama wore that looks good because I give credit where credit is due, right? I am a very objective person, even if I disagree on policy and politics and culture. I give credit where credit is due. Michelle Obama has had sex some decent looks, but for the most part, she looks like an utter calamity. The only reason she is hailed as a fashion icon is because she's part of the liberal Democratic elite. That is it. Michelle Obama is part of the elite And I just find it so ironic.
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Co-host/Sidekick
That they're making her this fashion icon.
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Link Lauren
And listen to this. Even the mainstream media has been running cover for Michelle Obama for years, trying to gaslight us into thinking that she's this amazing fashion icon. In 2022, we went and dug up some headlines, right? So CNN style put out a headline that she had outdone herself. She had outdone herself. Oh, my God. She was breaking down barriers. If you look at the picture, she's wearing a track jacket. She's literally.
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Co-host/Sidekick
She looks like a disaster.
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Link Lauren
This is the look that CNN says Michelle Obama has outdone herself. She's outdone herself. No, no, no, no, no. This outfit is an absolute disaster. So I just can't stand the fact, okay, that they want to say Michelle Obama is a fashion icon, but they won't give kudos to Melania Trump, Usha Vance, simply because they are Republicans. The thing about Michelle Obama is this, right? Half the population, they think she's a fashion icon. She's part of the liberal elite. She's just a fashion diva. The other half of the population, they question whether or not Michelle Obama is a man, right? I'm not one of those people. I'm the least conspiratorial person there is, right? I don't think Michelle Obama is a man because if she were, her husband would probably be a little more into her.
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Co-host/Sidekick
I think Barack Obama would put on those high waisted mom jeans and say, come on over, baby, how are you?
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Link Lauren
So, no, I think Michelle Obama, she's not a fashion icon. I also still have questions, right? If she's going to do a book on fashion, can we do a book on the guy who went paddleboarding at Martha's Vineyard and never came back? What about the chef? Does anyone want to ask about that chef anymore? Who allegedly went paddle boarding with Barack Obama and then never came back? Is that not weird to you guys? If that happened at Mar a Lago, if that happened at one of Trump's properties, we talking about it for years and years and years, okay? And I know all the black people in the comments are going to agree with me, okay? I have several friends, okay, I've talked about this with who are very successful black businessmen, black guys in entertainment. I have never even seen a black person on a paddle board except for Barack Obama, okay?
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Co-host/Sidekick
I've never seen a black person. Like, have you guys ever seen a.
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Link Lauren
Black man go, you know what I want to do today is go paddle boarding and Martha's Vineyard. I've never seen it. I've never seen it before. So I think the whole situation is fishy. Everybody's like, we want the Epstein files. We want the JFK files. We want these files. I want the files on the guy who went paddleboarding with Barack Obama and never came back, allegedly. Those are the files I want. Because I've never seen a big, burly, handsome, masculine chef be like, let's go paddleboarding. I've just never seen it. I've never seen it before. So I have questions. But to bring it on home, utter calamity of the week goes to Michelle Obama. She's a disaster. She's a fashion calamity. But because she's part of the Democratic elite, because she's part of the democratic elite, she gets to come out with a fashion book and sell it for $181. Now, speaking of another grifter, we have to talk about Kim Kardashian today, because I was scrolling on Instagram, and if you guys follow me on Instagram, you saw this. Kim Kardashian is now promoting a mask, a red light mask that retails for. For about $1,000, okay? The Kardashians are getting more and more desperate every single day, okay? Last week, Kim Kardashian is selling merkins. She's selling these faux bush panties. Like I said, Bush must be back in office. So she's selling a faux bush panty. Then she was selling fake nipple piercings. Then she was promoting another face mask on the red carpet. Now she's doing this face mask. Kim Kardashian, after 20 years in the game, has nothing left to offer. And it's because we've seen every nook and cranny, every inch of her body. We've seen the sex tape. We've seen million seasons of that crappy reality show. We've seen it all. So she has nothing else left to promote. Now, when I first saw this, right, with the face covering and just the eyes, I thought, this is what's going to happen, right?
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Co-host/Sidekick
When mom Donnie declares Sharia law in.
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Link Lauren
New York and the women get sent back to the dark ages. Like, this is maybe the influence of Islam in America and Western culture. Women are going to start covering themselves and covering their faces and just showing their eyes. It's just interesting to me that in the past week, Kim Kardashian has done multiple looks where her entire face is covered. And what I don't understand is Kim Kardashian has spent probably a million dollars. In my opinion, she's probably spent $1 million on plastic surgery just to cover her face. Why would you spend all that money.
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Co-host/Sidekick
On plastic surgery to cover your face? It's like, you know, guys will say.
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Link Lauren
Sometimes, oh, she's a butter face. Everything's great. Butter face. Kim Kardashian is not one of those. She has a cute face. Okay. Is it the face God gave her? I don't know.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Is it the face that she with her American Express, maybe?
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Link Lauren
So, Kim Kardashian, I don't understand spending millions to then cover your face time and time again, but I think this is the influence of Islam and western society and western culture. Now.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Courtney Kardashian, one of the least.
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Link Lauren
Famous Kardashians, speaking of the Kardashians, getting more desperate. She's selling vagina lollipops. I don't even know what that is, but Kourtney Kardashian is selling vagina lollipops. Maybe this is like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle. I don't know. I don't even want to know what you do with the lollipop. Is it through here? Does it go through there? I. I don't know. This seems like a freaking yeast infection waiting to happen. A venereal disease waiting to happen. Like, is the vagina lollipop in tandem with the faux bush panty merkins? I don't know. I don't. I don't know what's happening with the Kardashians. I think at this time, at this point, they've gone so cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Crazy. Living in Calabasas, in these gated communities, they're not around normal people. Y' all think about this too. Like the Kardashians, they are never around normal people. They're around billionaire elites. They're around, yes, men. They're around their lawyers and attorneys and Kris Jenner. But the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. So they're now coming out with faux bush panties, vagina lollipops. These are grown women, and I'm not ageist at all. It's come one, come all, to the Halloween ball on my page. A majority of my audience, y', all are moms and grandmas and great grandmas, and I love you, okay? But Kourtney Kardashian, she is almost 50 years old. She's going to be 50 years old soon, in a couple of years. She's selling vagina lollipops. This is something you might see from a 21 year old, you know, porn star or something, or someone who does of right. This is not something you see from a mother with a bunch of kids and a husband. A God fearing woman, she's selling vagina lollipops.
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Co-host/Sidekick
I was gonna say this really sucks.
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Link Lauren
But I think there's a pun in there somewhere that I won't do because my mom's Bible study is watching. But nonetheless, Courtney Kim, we wish you well with your grifting. We wish you well with your vagina lollipops and your faux bush panties in your infrared red light therapy masks. We wish you well. But we have to move on. Now, our last celebrity culture topic we have to discuss. I was scrolling yesterday in the news and I saw that Kelsey Grammar has welcomed his eighth child at 70 years old. Now you might remember Kelsey Grammar from Frasier. Now, like Al Pacino from the Godfather series who had a kid at 82 years old, these men in Hollywood, they will not stop. They do not stop. And I have mixed feelings, right? I have mixed feelings about these guys having kids in their 70s and 80s. Okay? Number one, I think Viagra is to blame, okay? At some point, at some point, these.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Men have to stop having children. You know what I'm saying? I mean, Viagra, please, I am begging you. This has to come to an end, okay?
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Link Lauren
But Kelsey Grammar, eighth child at 70 years old, which means he will be 88 when the kid graduates from high school. He might be 92, I think when the kid graduates from college. I don't know if that is so great, okay?
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Co-host/Sidekick
I think the kid would love to.
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Link Lauren
Have his dad around into his 20s, his 30s and 40s. So when you're having kids in your 70s and 80s, you're already setting up the fact that, that your kids aren't going to get to know you that well, you know what I'm saying? And life can throw tragedies at you anyway. Things can happen. But when you have a kid in your 70s and 80s, the kid's not going to get to see you for much of his life. And Al Pacino, we'll put Al Pacino up on the screen. I think Al pacino had a 54 year age gap with his girlfriend. 54 year age gap. He had a kid at 82 years old, okay? Al pacino having a kid at 82.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Years old, that is, that is the devil's work, okay? That is not good for me, okay?
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Link Lauren
But I do think maybe there's a silver lining here. All of these men who are having kids in their 70s and 80s, these celebrities, I think they got to find young wives because as the kids are in diapers. The babies are in diapers, so are their husbands.
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Co-host/Sidekick
You know I'm saying, so the little.
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Link Lauren
Kids are in diapers. And then when Al Pacino and Kelsey.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Grammar are getting into diapers, they can.
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Link Lauren
Just do both, right? The kids are in pull ups. The dads are independence. It's a happy household. Everyone's hunky dory. But I just don't know how I feel about this because you're bringing a kid into the world knowing you are not going to get to see them grow up. The kids aren't going to have that father presence and that male father figure for very long. Now, I don't know if Kelsey Grammar would have been a great father figure to begin with, but I just think these men in Hollywood don't stop. Alec Baldwin is another one. He continues having kid after kid after kid that in my opinion, he won't be able to afford after these lawsuits. He can't get hired to act. But we love life. We love bringing life into the world. So I will say a prayer for these kids. And I wish Kelsey Grammer well. I wish him well. I just think having a kid at 70 and 80, 80 and 82 and 84 is a little bit much. But you guys drop a comment and tell me what you think. Okay? You guys need to hear about this. Today's show is brought to you by Oxford Natural, the people behind Optimum Day and Optimum Night. These are all natural supplements and thousands of Americans are already using them because they actually work. Here's the deal. Optimum Day gives you clean energy, kills those cravings and helps with weight loss. Optimum Night, that's your reset button. It calms you down, gets you sleeping deep, and you wake up ready to go again. And the results are insane. Michael Owen, the England soccer legend, he is down 40 pounds. Robbie from AFTV dropped over 100. Linda, a top law executive, is down 50. These are real people and real results. So if you want in, scan the QR code or go to the link below. And if you use the code spot, you get 70% off your first order. That's 70% off. So don't wait. Start your transformation right now with Oxford Natur.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Now it's time for another edition of.
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Link Lauren
Crockett's Corner, where we discuss Ms. Crackalackin. Jasmine Crockett. She's back. She's back in the news. Okay. She went on CNN recently. She's been making the rounds and she actually had the audacity, the gall to question President Trump's iq.
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Jasmine Crockett
Listen, you know, I'm waiting on a reporter and maybe it'll be you, Caitlyn, that finally asked him what is his iq? Because he is constantly talking about he doesn't even know what a low IQ is. He don't even know which scores are low. And I can guarant you that. Whatever score, if he's taken one anytime recently, I'm sure that his qualifies as low. Listen, he's never been known to be an Einstein.
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Co-host/Sidekick
I find it very funny that Jasmine Crockett is sitting there on CNN questioning.
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Link Lauren
President Trump's iq and she can't even use proper English, okay? She's like, he don't even know. He don't even know what an IQ is. Jasmine, please, sweetie. The call is coming from inside the house, okay? Look in the mirror, okay?
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Co-host/Sidekick
Look in the mirror. Ring, ring, ring. The call is coming from inside the.
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Link Lauren
House for Jasmine Crockett to question President Trump's iq. Okay? Whether you like the man or not, you could be the most far left liberal Democrat. He is the most prolific, powerful figure we've ever had in American history. Right? The political comeback coming from the private sector into politics. We have never seen anything like this. So questioning President Trump's IQ is just not going to track. It's not going to work. Okay, Ms. Crack. A lack of jack. It's just not going to work. Jasmine Crockett, but I think she's protesting too much. I think she's insecure about her own intelligence. I think she has these degrees. Maybe she was pushed through college on affirmative action, on dei. That's my opinion. So, Jasmine Crockett, I think it's very interesting that she is questioning President Trump's IQ when he's the President of the United States. Okay? So you can go worry about his IQ and cry into your pillow. He's the president and you're a congresswoman whose own constituents can't stand you and don't like you. Okay, Jasmine Crockett, I know all about your constituents, okay? I'm from Dallas, Texas. I get messages every day from people in your district. They. They only see you on TikTok, okay? You're on TikTok dancing and twerking down the hallways because you don't want to work, you want to twerk, and that's who you are. But Jasmine Crockett, she also got fact checked by CNN for a lie she tried to spread about White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt.
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CNN Reporter
Do you believe this will be the week that Congress comes to an agreement here?
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Jasmine Crockett
I have no idea. I mean, you started off talking about the fact that the President is in Japan. The president has time to do everything but what he needs to focus on. In fact, we heard the press secretary say that his main priority is the ballroom. The ballroom that no one asked for. The ballroom that requires him to destroy historic pieces of the White House. And so it doesn't seem like he's interested.
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CNN Reporter
And that context is of the comment from Caroline Levitt. She was asked if the President was working on any other renovations when it came to the White House, and she was saying his focus was the ballroom.
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Link Lauren
You can tell Jasmine Crockett's career, and I use the term career very loosely, is on the chopping block when she is getting fact checked by cnn. Okay? Even CNN is like, we're done.
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Co-host/Sidekick
We're done here with the lies and the BS and the tomfoolery and the malarkey and all the shenanigans.
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Link Lauren
Jasmine Crockett, sweetheart, please, I do not think Congress is for you. I don't think American politics is for you. I think Real Housewives might be for you. I think Bad Girls Club on Oxygen or one of those, you know, reality shows on Zeus or something. One of those kind of lowly networks that would be great for you, okay? Because you love yelling, you love getting into fights. You're a little bit of a diva, and that has nothing to do with race or gender. I would say the same thing about a man. And you guys know I judge everyone the same. Everyone, equal opportunity of shade, okay? But Jasmine Crockett, for her to get fact checked by cnn, to go on there and lie, I think she's just at the bottom of the barrel, scraping and so desperate. I don't think we'll be even talking about Jasmine Crockett in another year or two. I think in a year or two, she'll be so far gone, she'll be so irrelevant, we hopefully won't even have to cover her. Now, this is a feel good moment of the week we have to talk about. There's something I love about President Trump, and that is his love for our troops. He has such respect and love for our men and women in uniform, and they have such love and respect for him because he is the peace president, right? No new wars, okay? So our men and women in uniform, they understand that President Trump respects them, their lives, that have. They have families at home. They have kids. They have wives and husbands and cousins and brothers and sisters. He respects them, okay? President Trump would never send our troops into war unless absolutely necessary. In fact, in his first term, I think it was the first president in a long time who didn't start any new wars, you know, and look, he's going around the world securing peace deal after peace deal after peace deal. So I think that's why he has such love and respect from the troops, and it's because he also gives it back. He loves our men and women in uniform. When Kamala Harris was on the campaign trail hanging out with Beyonce and Lizzo and all these celebrities, President Trump was going and speaking to working class Americans. He was going and speaking to men and women in uniform, people who've sacrificed and put their lives on the line. He met with families of those who've made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. So I have the utmost respect for President Trump because he loves those who give us our freedoms and liberties we have here in the United States of America. For me to be able to sit here and have free speech and run my mouth on the Internet, okay, that is because of folks who went out there and continue going out there to fight for our country, and it's why they love President Trump, and it's why he loves them. And I want to play you a clip. I want to play you a clip of his message to the troops. And this was in Japan. He's in Japan. He's on the USS George Washington in Japan. Let's take a look at the state clip.
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President Trump
The president standing right up here loves you. I respect you and I love you, and I'm giving everything I have to make sure that when you get home, you find an America that is safe and proud and sovereign and free.
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Link Lauren
Now, Joe Biden, he did not respect our troops. The last four years, the troops saw Joe Biden with the horrific, calamitous Afghanistan withdrawal, okay? Leaving troops behind. Joe Biden checked his watch. His troops were coming home in caskets. And then the White House tried to lie about it. When we have pictures of Joe Biden checking his watch as people are coming home in caskets, okay? So it is not shocking to me that these troops love President Trump and they're happy he's back in office. I also think the Democratic Party, the Democrat Party, they become the party of war. They become the party of censorship and violence and war. The Democrats love to fund wars. They love to get into new wars. They love to start new wars. They've become sort of like we talk about the neocons on the right, the left. The Democrats are really more pro war than anybody I even know. Okay, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, these are the pro war guys, okay? They would just keep writing checks to Zelensky every single week if they could. So President Trump coming in, he has such respect for the troops. They respect him. And that's why this was just our feel good moment of the week. And we hope President Trump has safe travels back home. Now, moving on to someone who I don't think has any respect for the American taxpayer, we have to talk about California Governor Gavin Newsome. Little Gavin, screw some, okay? He has fights with everyone in his party. He's beefing with Democrats, Republicans, Independents. Now he's beefing with Joe Rogan, one of the most famous, prolific podcasters. He was on CNN yesterday, and he decided to sort of speak, spark up this debate with Joe Rogan. He said he's basically old and passe and tired. Let's take a look at the clip.
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Gavin Newsom
He hasn't for years and years he's been attacking me, and it's one way. And he won't have me on. He's consistently not have me on, by the way. I'm moving on. I have no interest.
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Link Lauren
You're done with him.
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Gavin Newsom
Joe Rogan's the Facebook of podcasting. If he has a big audience, but he doesn't have big enough confidence, I didn't go there to have me on.
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Link Lauren
Well, you've called him a chicken, but.
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Gavin Newsom
He'S been attacking for. Here's the thing. These guys, they all have something in common. It's one way they attack, they belittle, they demean, they take things out of context.
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Link Lauren
So let me read you some stats about Joe Rogan, okay? Who Gavin Newsom basically tries to imply is no longer relevant or interesting. So he has over 16 million followers on Spotify, over 20 million subscribers on YouTube, and has a very politically diverse audience. So based on the numbers that we could find readily available, Joe Rogan, he's about 35% independence, 32% Republicans, and 27% Democrats. And he's reaching millions and millions of people with every single episode. Wouldn't you want to go on his show and get. For Gavin Newsom to say, oh, Joe Rogan doesn't have the balls. He doesn't have, you know, the confidence and the courage to have me on the show. Maybe it's just that Gavin Newsom's not that interesting. Gavin Newsom is a snake oil salesman. He's greasy. Gavin. I think Joe Rogan would rather talk to some, like, scientist who's discovering something new and how to split the atom or something interesting. Right. With a medical breakthrough. That is more interesting to Joe Rogan, I think, than talking to this sort of Democratic elite shill. Gavin Newsom. And I really respect Joe Rogan maybe, and it's his show. It's his prerogative to have who he wants to have on. During the last election, it was great that President Trump and JD Vance went on Joe Rogan show because you could see them in a new light. When you go on a podcast, there's nowhere to hide. You got to sit there for hours sometimes and just talk off the cuff and use your knowledge and your humor and your relatability. I think Gavin Newsom, if he had to sit there for three hours with Joe Rogan, it would be tough to watch because these Democrats cannot stray from their talking points. And Gavin Newsom can't even keep his story straight. One day he says he doesn't want men and women's sports, he doesn't think it's fair. The next day he's fighting with the DOJ to keep men and women's sports. So Gavin Newsom, he has no principles. He does basically with what Alex Soros tells him to do, in my opinion. So going on Joe Rogan, maybe Joe Rogan's like, I don't want to sit down with you. And why would I sit down with you when you're running some BS shadow presidential campaign? Maybe when Gavin Newsom has the confidence to use his word, when he has the confidence, confidence and the balls, okay, to actually announce that he's running for president and kick off a campaign. Maybe Joe Rogan will sit down with you, Gavin Newsom. But Gavin Newsom, go back to the drawing board. And I also think when it comes to Gavin Newsom, he should worry less about doing interviews and podcasts and more about the fact that people in his state are not doing so well. Okay? Your state is running a massive deficit of tens of billions of dollars. You have a homelessness crisis, a crime crisis, a housing crisis, an immigration crisis, all in your state. So stop going on CNN and worrying about little podcasts that you want to go on and focus on your problems. Now, this next topic is a public PSA in all points bulletin from me to you. If you live in Mississippi, okay, If you're in the general vicinity of Mississippi, apparently there is a herpes monkey on the loose. Okay? Apparently there's a monkey with herpes and Covid and hepatitis C running amok all over the streets. Let me read you what happened. So Mississippi has one wild situation. A hostile STD carrying monkey busted loose from a large trailer Truck hauling primates after the semi flipped over on a highway. The wreck went down Tuesday in Heidelberg, where the truck containing several monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and Covid crashed en route from Tulane University to a Florida testing lab. Don't think they have hepatitis and herpes in Florida.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Could have just gotten it there.
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Link Lauren
Cops say six monkeys made a break for it, but five were destroyed and one is still on the loose. Witnesses shot camera footage that captured the surviving monkey climbing out of the trailer and wandering around in a rural area. Police warn the public the monkey is aggressive toward humans. Now, I don't know what this means. Five monkeys were destroyed. I don't know if I like that. Does that mean they were destroyed in the wreck? Does that mean y' all did something? And I have this theory, okay? I have this role in life. If an animal escapes from captivity, whether it's a zoo or a truck where it's being transported, I think the animal should get to run free. I think it was God's plan, I think it was God's plan that this little herpes infected monkey get to go free and live its best life, okay? If an animal escapes from the zoo, if it had the brains and the wherewithal to escape, it was God's plan for that animal to escape. But when I saw this list, okay, hepatitis, herpes, Covid, I thought this was just the gays in 2020.
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Co-host/Sidekick
This was the gays during the pandemic. This is like when they shut down.
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Link Lauren
The country and all the liberal gays were, like, masking social distancing. And then you find out the gays are, like, going to glory holes and back rooms and orgies, you know what I'm saying? And that's when I realized y' all are full of shit during COVID But nonetheless, I wish this little monkey well. I wish this little primate well. I don't know how the monkey ends up with hepatitis, herpes, and Covid. It's like a walking petri dish, you.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Know what I'm saying? It's like a freaking walking petri dish. Not someone you probably want to take.
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Link Lauren
On a first date, right? I think maybe we need that. Like on dating profiles. Maybe on dating profiles, if you have any sort of issue like that, you should have to disclose it in the biography. Now, me, I'm clean as a whistle, okay? Knock on wood. This is fake wood from Wayfair. But nonetheless, knocking on wood. I'm clean as a whistle, okay? I am a cherub. I am an angel. I don't do disgusting things. Things like that. But no. This monkey running around with hepatitis, herpes and Covid. We wish you well. I don't know why it needed to be transported to Florida. Like I said, they have STDs in Florida. Shout out to everybody in Florida, but we'll say a prayer for the monkey. Have you guys heard about Colostrum? It's the very first milk known as liquid gold that babies receive from their mothers after birth. It's packed with proteins, natural growth factors, antimicrobial peptides that work to enhance your immune response, reduce inflammation, repair and balance gut lining, reduce bloating and make your hair and skin look amazing. Cowboy Colostrum offers the highest quality cow colostrum available in the US 100% made in America from 100% American grass fed cows. Cowboy is made with delicious natural ingredients and no artificial flavors. Simply add a 3 gram scoop of any of their amazing flavors into your coffee or smoothie. For a limited time. Our listeners get up to 25% off their entire order. Just just head to cowboycolostrum.com link and use code link at checkout after you purchase. They will ask you where you heard about them. Tell us we sent you. That's cowboycolostrum.com link code link@ checkout.
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Link Lauren
Now we have to talk about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the Duke and Duchess of Scam. A lot who are about as royal at this point as Burger King. I actually have more respect for the Burger King than I do for Prince Harry and Megan Markle. Okay? They continue dining out on their titles and they've been gone almost six years from the royal family. But Tuesday night, okay, Tuesday night, these two left the kids at home, which is a custom for them. They leave the kids at home. They go to the Dodgers game. Game in Los Angeles. So Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, they have amazing seats at the Dodgers game. Okay. Someone must really like them or they have blackmail or Megan, Megan had to do some tricks for those seats. But nonetheless, they have amazing seats at the Dodgers game. But they're a bad luck charm. Okay. They're kind of a bad luck charm for any business because the Dodgers lost to the Toronto Blue Jays. And I would like to give myself kudos for remembering that and not looking at the notes. Okay? So the Dodgers lost the Toronto Blue Jays one. I find this interesting that Prince Harry is rooting for the Dodgers when I think his father is actually the king of Canada or the sovereign of Canada. So you would think maybe he would root for Toronto, but he's rooting for the Dodgers because Prince Harry, he's decided to leave all of the royal family behind, except for the use of his title, when it can make him a quick buck with a tell all book. But they go to this Dodgers game, they leave the kids at home. What I'm sort of getting concerned with, don't these kids want to go out and experience some of these things? You know, they have a young boy. I think the boy is maybe 6, 7, 8 years old at this point. Wouldn't Archie want to go see a baseball game with his mom and dad? Archie's at home with the nannies or the help, whoever he's at home with while Mommy and Daddy are out at the game. I just think the kids might enjoy getting out, right? When are we going to see the kids outside of the compound? You know what I'm saying? It's like almost like the Branch Davidians or something. Like the kids never get off the compound. They never get off the lot. Or it's almost like Charles Manson had these young women and these young people living on his, you know, reservation and following him. Is that what's going on with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's kids? Why don't we ever see them? And I'm not saying I want people to pry. I don't think you should be photographing the kids. I don't think there should be paparazzi. You can blur their faces. But I just think, don't the kids want to get out at some point? You know, Mommy's going to Balenciaga fashion shows. Daddy's traveling here. They're going and collecting bogus BS Awards in New York. Don't the kids want to see Mommy and Daddy succeeding? And I use the word succeeding loosely, but don't the kids want to go and see their parents in action or go to a baseball game with their dad? I just really don't understand this whole situation where we never see the. The kids whatsoever. But, you know, Meghan Markle, she's dipping her toe in. She's dipping the toe in. And she's using the kids a little bit more for her brand to sell her products. One of those products Meghan Markle is now selling in her holiday collection. I didn't even know she had a holiday collection. She is selling two candles that retail for $64. Okay, $64, let's say, plus tax and shipping. You're spending almost a hundred bucks on a Meghan Markle candle. If you're doing that, that you need help. But what I think Meghan Markle is trying to do, I think Meghan Markle is trying to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow with goop. You know, mother goop. But Gwyneth Paltrow, she owns the fact that she's an out of touch, ridiculous celebrity. I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow, she sold a vagina candle that went viral years ago. It was like, this candle smells like my vagina. Now, I'm begging Meghan Markle not to do that. I think that scent could take out an entire population. It'd be like a mustard gas bomb.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Meghan Markle did that. If Meghan Markle did a vagina candle and be like a freaking mustard gas gas bomb, wiping out the entire northern hemisphere. But nonetheless, let me read you about.
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Link Lauren
Meghan Markle's new candles from her holiday collection. Okay? She has signature candle number 519 and signature candle.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Oh, eight, four. I guess she couldn't come up with any names. I mean, what the hell does that mean? Signature candle five, one nine.
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Link Lauren
She probably thinks. Probably thinks it's, like, real art style. Okay, so let me read you about this. So signature candle number 84 is named after the Duchess's birthday, August 4th. And it is the scent that warms her family's California home. Now, I thought Meghan Markle grew up over a garage in a bad neighborhood. Why do I want a candle that.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Smells like her house? Like, oh, it smells like my childhood home. And it's like, sweetie, didn't you, like, grow up above a garage where people were, like, grilling downstairs? I don't know, next to a freeway.
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Link Lauren
And all the fumes. I don't want that candle, okay? I might have to order a candle to try it out for you guys. Now, this is what the description of the candle says. Hand poured into our elegant ceramic vessel, number 84 fills the air with fragrant sweet wood.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Oh, sounds good to me.
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Link Lauren
Delicate florals and California wildflowers for an elevated coziness that feels like a hug. Now, in my notes, I underlined the term elevated coziness because that is a Meghan Markle term. Okay? All these celebrities with their lifestyle brands. It's like we're elevating water. We're elevating everyday moments of life. And it's like you threw some flower petals On a cookie.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Like, I would have rather had the cookie without the flower petals.
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Link Lauren
So, no, I'm sick of all this. Everything is elevated. It's elevated water. It's like. No, it's like tap water. Okay, Shut up. So let me read you a little bit more. Fans of water lotus sandalwood in California, poppies will gravitate towards this grounding aroma. Now, Signature Candle 519 reflects not only the date, but also the scent of.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Meghan Markle's wedding to Prince Harry. It's a modern and elegant fragrance described by the brand as love at first light.
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Link Lauren
Not sight. Love at first light. Now, Meghan Markle thinks she's special having love at first sight with Prince Harry. Okay? Every woman okay. In the Western world who was single wanted to date Prince Harry. Okay? I would have had love at first sight with Prince Harry if he swung my way. You know what I'm saying? Number one, I love gingers. I love a prince. I really think I was, like, meant to be royal, but when God was sending me to earth, like, something got sort of mixed in the signals. I think I was meant to be royal. And honestly, if they're gonna strip Prince Andrew of his title, I volunteer to take it. I will be a martyr and take the Duke of York title and join the royal family, and y' all will never hear from me again. Y' all think when I join the.
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Co-host/Sidekick
Royal family, I'm gonna be sitting here on this podcast. Y' all think when I join the royal family, I'm gonna be promoting chips?
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Link Lauren
No, y' all won't ever hear from me again. But anyway, let me read you a little bit more. Incorporating elements of Moroccan mint, cardamom, and tea leaves, this candle evokes the freshness of a day in the English countryside, a long walk in the garden, and a spirit of happiness that is hard to resist. You know what you could have done? You could have just stayed and lived in the English countryside instead of screwing over your in laws and moving to California like she's coming out with a candle. About the English countryside and what a day smells like in England and walking in the garden. You literally lived at Frogmore Cottage. You had Frogmore Gardens. You could have just stayed there. You didn't have to make a candle.
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Co-host/Sidekick
In a factory, Meghan Markle, you dumbass bird brain. You didn't have to make a candle to smell England. You could have just stayed living in.
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Link Lauren
England and being royal. Isn't that an interesting sort of turn of events here? But I might have to try out the candles. You know, I tried out Kim Kardashian's face covering. If you saw last week on our show, I tried out the face covering. It was not practical, especially for driving. Sorry to all the Muslim women out there. So I will maybe have to try Meghan Markle's candle. This next royal story, Prince William is threatening Prince Andrew's daughters Beatrice and Eugenie. Let me read you a little bit. So Emily Matalis, the BBC journalist who sat down with Andrew, yada yada yada, she is claiming that William has threatened to strip Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie's royal titles if their father Prince Andrew doesn't agree to leave his 38 million dollar Royal home, Royal Lodge. There was a question over whether there had been earlier in the day a meeting between Prince William and the Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie saying, you guys have to get your dad to move to move out of Royal Lodge. Otherwise we will start re examining the state of your own titles. There are at the moment, excuse me, they are at the moment allowed to be princesses. But there was a bit of pressure, we understand being put on the princesses to say this is going to happen. Okay, let me, let me give you the Cliff Notes, okay? I hate reading all these long quotes. Let me give you the Cliff Notes. Prince William is laying down the gauntlet. He's like, listen, girls house, okay? Y' all get to have your fancy royal titles and go out to, you know, Chiltern Firehouse and live this fabulous London lifestyle, okay? Y' all want to keep living that lifestyle. You better pressure daddy to move out of that lodge, okay? You better pressure Daddy Andrew to move out of the lodge. I personally, like I said, Prince Andrew, he's in his 60s or 70s at this point, whatever. He's lived in Royal Lodge a long time. He's apparently allowed to live in Royal Lodge until 2078. Now Prince Andrew is alive in 2078, okay? I want whatever he's taking, feeding off the energy of the youth perhaps, but no, I don't think he'll be alive then. I think though, if they move Prince Andrew out of Royal Lodge and they're moving trucks in a whole megilla and mishigos over it, I think the press is just going to make it a bigger story. I think let Prince Andrew live out his days. Don't include him, don't include him if you don't want in the state dinners when Prince William becomes king. He's basically king at this point is really taking on a lot of response, responsibility and has a Lot of power, I think. Don't include him. But trying to push him out of his home and threatening the daughters, I don't know if that's the way to go. But what I love is Prince William's like macho masculinity and his love for the monarchy, his love for the commonwealth and his family. Prince William has what the Queen had, may she rest in peace. Prince William has this just unwavering loyalty and understanding of the institution and what it means. And he understands the power of continuing tradition. Now, I know there are folks out there who think all of this is ridiculous. Okay, Link, we don't want to hear about the royals anymore. It's ridiculous. What I love about the royal family is that so few traditions are honored anymore in society. Right? Western culture. So much is thrown out the window. We've got a bunch of woke crap. Things aren't the way they were. I mean, if you even say there are two genders, you get attacked by the left. Right? We can't even just have two genders anymore according to the left. So when you have a tradition like the royal family, something that's just been passed down and passed down from queen to king and so forth, I just think you want to honor that here in the West. We should honor something that is a storied historic tradition. And I think they do a lot for the uk, a lot for tourism. They bring a lot of money and finance and trade. I think they're important figures in that respect. So that is why I love the Royal family. But to round it on out, basically, Meghan Markle is selling overpriced candles. Prince William is working to become the next King of England. So the difference could not be more stark. There is an ocean between them physically. Okay, we have the Atlantic Ocean across the pond. There's an ocean between them, but there's also an ocean metaphorically between them and their values and their ideals. Well, I'm back to tell you guys about masa chips. You know, I love masa chips. They're the only tortilla chips I eat. 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Link Lauren
Well my friends, thank you so much for tuning in to Spot on with Link. Lauren, thank you for allowing me to speak my mind. I know you guys might not always agree with me, but you respect that I'm not bought and owned by anybody. And if I say something, I'm standing 10 toes down and it's because I believe it and I love all of you. I welcome everyone on my page. It's come one, come all to the Halloween Ball. Be sure to check out Megyn Kelly's show on Friday because our live show from Dallas is going to air this Friday. It's going to be so much fun. We were off color, we were wild. The crowd was amazing. So be sure to check that out on Friday. I'll be posting of course on social media about it, but have an amazing rest of the week. Kiss your loved ones. I will see you guys soon. Bye.
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