Stassi is preparing for a possible alien invasion on her birthday, Taylor is suddenly a believer, and somehow it all turns into a debate about Doritos, Selena Gomez, and celebrity friendship drama. Then it’s fake-nice run-ins, Kendall Jenner discourse, and why acting like someone is completely irrelevant is Stassi’s preferred form of warfare. Plus, all things Summer House reunion, Amanda and West’s messy situation, and a surprisingly heated argument over My Best Friend’s Wedding that reveals one of them is somehow Team Julia Roberts. The friendship may never recover.

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