Host (2:19)

But at a point now where I just, it's awesome. To find someone more friend zone than the last guy. The woman you're in love with, her family adopted you. And you're trying to your adopted sister because you've been in the military jacking off to her for 50. You're in the desert, beating off to her dude picture in your.

Co-host 2 (2:39)

In your helmet.

Co-host 1 (2:41)

Brother zone is crazy.

Host (2:43)

Brother zone is a concept I've never even heard of.

Co-host 1 (2:46)

Got brother zone. Her mom is my mom.

Host (2:51)

That's your. When you get brother zones, but girl, you want to. Damn. That's insane.

Co-host 1 (2:57)

Okay, pretty bad.

Host (2:59)

Let's. Let's finish. But this is. There's a lot of meat on this bone.

Caller (3:02)

At a point now where I just kind of don't want to be in her life anymore. So my question is, one, do I explain all this stuff to her that for years, pretty much all my decisions have been revolving around her without her realizing it. She's trying to be my views. And then two, do you think it's okay for me to just cut her off in my niece? Love my niece, but kind of just cut them off emotionally and mentally, but still remain with the. With the rest of the family? Just want to know your thoughts on it. Thank you. Appreciate it.

Co-host 2 (3:32)

Refer to the child.

Host (3:33)

That's crazy. His niece is in nuts.

Co-host 1 (3:36)

That is so crazy.

Host (3:39)

Wow, this is a good one.

Co-host 2 (3:41)

Like, she's not my sister, she's my niece's mom.

Co-host 1 (3:44)

Yeah.

Host (3:45)

I was so convenient. Wow. Okay, So a lot of stuff going on here.

Co-host 2 (3:53)

First of all, thank you for your service.

Host (3:54)

Yeah, yeah, of course. Thank you. You're about to take Greenland for us.

Co-host 2 (4:01)

You're about don't die for Israel.

Co-host 1 (4:06)

Although that could get you out of coming home.

Host (4:08)

That is true. So, okay. It's good that you had this realization now at this. Like, you should have had this. I mean, I cannot. I cannot believe he long story shorted this because what the fuck happened that you needed to get adopted? My hunch is you didn't come from a chill background where love was readily modeled in a healthy way. You probably. You know what I mean? Like, this is much deeper even than this relationship for you to kind of attach to this girl. I mean, I don't know what the fuck you were up against as a kid. I'm guessing it's a. It's fucked up and serious. Right? So give. Cut yourself a lot of slack is my number one piece of advice. Whatever's going on here is fucked up. And by the way, the service being the best part of your life is insanely fucked up. Being in the army, as the highlight, sucks. I want you to know that we're not judging you, but that sucks. Nothing has come easy for you. You've worked really hard. And even the choice you made was, you know, you're saying it subconsciously. You were trying to become the kind of person that your crush slash sister would be into. I think you got a lot of shit going on. I think you can, you can be very. You should not be hard on yourself. And I do think that you need, I think maybe a little time away from this relationship is fine. I wouldn't even put it as like, cut them out of your life. You don't need to do something as dramatic as like, like a breakup like we did with the last guy or whatever. Especially if this is family, right? You're in a different part place in your life. You have some fucked up family love stuff to figure out. You could argue that you, you're spending time away, like deployed or wherever the fuck you are. But look, man, when I had a lot of shit to figure out about my family, like it happened to me in my mid-20s, I didn't. I lived in Baltimore. I probably see my family now more that we don't live in the same city than I did in my mid mid twenties because I needed time away from my family to figure out all the fucked up shit, like to figure out all the weird relationships that were going on. All the shit psychologically that was fucking me up. I was in therapy. So I think you just need to give yourself some time. Give yourself a couple years for yourself where you're not as around. You know what I mean? Like, you don't have to make some big declaration and be like, oh, I've been in, secretly in love with you this whole time, so I can never see you ever again. But I do want to go to Thanksgiving and see your mom, who is my mom now also. Mom, yeah, see mom, right? Like the rest of you being like, I can't see my sister because I want to fuck her, so. But I do want to see the rest of my family. I think you still got a little more unpacking to do. I don't think that's where you land on this is how my life's going to be.

Co-host 2 (7:04)

I mean, if like essentially adopted right after high school is part of the picture, I think that means like, maybe, I don't know if someone got the boot on the 18th birthday from their home family and that's like, there's clearly some stuff to reconcile there.

Host (7:20)

I would start there and I But I just think you need. Yeah, you need to figure your shit out a little bit.

Co-host 1 (7:25)

He says he's in counseling, right?

Host (7:27)

So stick with it. Stick with it. Like, keep going to counseling. Figure out what you want out of life. My hunch is that these are sort of misplaced feelings towards this person. I don't know that you're actually fully in love. Like, you have to think, like, you said, you love your niece. How do you feel about this? Like, is this person. Like, do you want to be a family member to this person? Do you. Is that your family, truly? And if it is, then, like, the fact that you had a crush on her when you were 18, we're not even judging you for that, right? Like, everyone feels like you got something fucked up happened, her family took you in. You know, you just. There was a lot. You were feeling love for the first time, and this hot girl was nice to you. It's complete. It makes complete sense that you would want to impress, you know, sort of this person that was both a figure of your, like, lust and also a real loving family member that you probably, again, we're just guessing, probably didn't have from whatever your last situation was. So all this makes sense. I think you now, as an adult, acting like it is just a girl you have a crush on and not a family member that you developed a weird sort of, like, fixation on because of your childhood psychological problems. Like, it's way more. It doesn't have to do with her. It doesn't have to do with how, you know, your attraction to her. The other shit is way more important. And I think her, where she is in your life is probably going to be more important than just some girl you really like. So it's too painful to see her. Give it a couple years, figure your shit out, send a couple postcards home for Christmas. Don't go home or whatever, but just don't do anything hasty because should I talk to her about it? To me, smacks of. You still have a little hope. You get to fuck this girl, and you're gonna make some big romantic gesture, and she's gonna be like, actually, I've been in love with you the whole time. Only when you are freed of all those feelings and those hopes can you actually go back and have some kind of relationship with this person. But I think you have a little more work to do, and I think you're on a really good path and you should be proud of yourself for even figuring this shit out, because you're. Whatever happened to you was Fucked up for sure. I mean, he says he's been there 15 years. So if he went right out of this, right out of school, he's 18,

Co-host 2 (9:54)

probably in his early 30s now, you know, that's not.

Host (9:57)

Yeah, you're in your early 30s and you just went to fucking therapy. You know, you're just. You're kind of having a midlife, sort of adolescence here. So just figure your shit out for a little bit. Don't do anything crazy. Don't have any big speeches. Just feel. Feel it out. Keep going to therapy. Get some other. Just actually another woman who's not related to you even in a dot IN an adoption way. That's what I would tell you, bro. I like to imagine the VA psychiatrist is like, oh, yeah, you want to. Your sister has nothing to do with childhood and definitely nothing to do with what you've encountered. The important thing is that you sign this waiver and go yell at your whore sister for not sucking your dick. Forget all about the children you saw melted together.

Co-host 2 (10:44)

What the experiments the army did on you, that is. Those were good. That's like going to the doctor. No, it's your sister. Yeah, just play it cool. I didn't mean that surface. I meant actually play cool. Take it easy. Go. Keep going to counseling, dude. And yes, be. Be proud of yourself for getting this far.

Co-host 1 (11:05)

Yeah, I think it's smart to not have the conversation. Because you can't go back from a conversation. You can't un. Confess your love to your sister.

Co-host 2 (11:13)

That toothpaste stays out of the tube.

Co-host 1 (11:15)

It's not going back.

Host (11:16)

And by the way, if you give yourself a year and you've really thought about these things and you think you do need to have that conversation, that's fine. But it feels like you're so new on this realization that you need to let it sink in a little bit and keep tugging at that thread. Cause I think it goes a little deeper than even. Than this family. You probably want to fuck your biological.

Co-host 1 (11:39)

You want to fuck your mom.

Host (11:40)

Yeah, honestly, you probably want to fuck your mom.

Co-host 2 (11:42)

It all comes back to wanting to fuck dog. Jesus Christ.

Co-host 1 (11:45)

AKA Woman.

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Host (12:26)

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