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CarMax Announcer (0:00)
Start.
Cody Rigsby (0:02)
Bless me.
John Gabris (0:09)
Three, two, one. I can't even get to that. Happy New Year's. Happy traditional calendar. New Year's, Adam.
Adam Pally (0:39)
Yes. Happy pagan Cal.
John Gabris (0:42)
New year. The vernal equinox has happened.
CarMax Announcer (0:45)
May we.
John Gabris (0:46)
May this virgin's death bring us great wheat product in the new year.
Adam Pally (0:51)
Yes, of course.
John Gabris (0:52)
My two gluten allergic guys just need to get our wheat going.
Adam Pally (0:56)
My new year won't happen till six. Six. 2026, of course. At the nine inch nails concert.
John Gabris (1:19)
Oh, man, I can't believe 20. I can't believe it's 2026.
Adam Pally (1:24)
I know. Four years till 2030. Oh, shit, dude.
John Gabris (1:30)
14 years till 2040.
Adam Pally (1:32)
I wonder if I'll see any of those.
John Gabris (1:35)
I think we'll both see 2030 guarantee.
Adam Pally (1:37)
But 2040 is not guaranteed.
John Gabris (1:38)
2040 is not guaranteed. Dude, I'll be 58.
CarMax Announcer (1:41)
I don't know.
Adam Pally (1:42)
Not guaranteed. You don't see a lot of 58 year old dudes like me. And you know what? Like, I saw a picture of Jeff Goldblum recently and he's only. What is he, like 65? 60. 70.
John Gabris (1:52)
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Adam Pally (1:54)
Like, we don't age well, guys.
John Gabris (1:56)
