Throwback: The Singing Witch

Summary

Stories Podcast: A Bedtime Show for Kids of All Ages

Episode: Throwback: The Singing Witch
Release Date: May 6, 2025
Host: Amanda Weldon
Produced by: Starglow Media / Wondery

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Introduction

In this nostalgic throwback episode of Stories Podcast, host Amanda Weldon revisits one of the classic tales from the show's archives: The Singing Witch. This enchanting story blends magic, family dynamics, and whimsy, perfect for sparking the imagination of children and parents alike.

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Main Story: The Singing Witch

Balazar’s Potion Mishap
The story begins with the great wizard Balazar the Blue experiencing a catastrophic failure while brewing a potion. Due to his negligence, Balazar finds himself "completely, suddenly and quite violently covered in magenta feathers" and rendered blind (03:36). Reflecting on his misfortune, Balazar laments, “Well, not my best work” (03:36), acknowledging the severity of his magical mishap.

A Family of Wizards and a Witch
Balazar lives in a towering wizard's abode with his three children: two sons, Frog and Newt, and their sister, Fenny. While Frog and Newt embody traditional wizardly traits—complete with neat robes, long beards, and a penchant for casting hexes—Fenny stands out as a witch with a deep connection to nature. She prefers gathering "strange plants and animal parts," often returning home "awash with dirt and mud and scabs" (06:35). Her wild, tangled hair makes her the subject of her brothers' teasing, as they jest that she might even harbor birds in her locks, a claim Fenny dismisses humorously: “Jeffery the finch had moved out months ago. Too bad, too” (06:35).

The Quest for the Peacock Feather
Realizing he needs an exotic ingredient—a peacock feather—to create an antidote, Balazar calls upon his children for assistance:
“...I need a peacock feather. You three run and get me one” (06:51). Balazar entices them with rewards: “I've recently obtained some very potent lizard tails and a vial of the blackest wolfsbane you've ever seen. Whoever brings me back a feather can have both” (07:20).

Sibling Rivalry and Sabotage
Frog and Newt, unaccustomed to outdoor adventures, struggle to find a peacock, inadvertently scaring them away with their loud antics. In contrast, Fenny leverages her rapport with the local wildlife, securing a feather from Larry the peacock. However, her brothers grow envious and deceitful:
“Well, I guess we'll have to make sure dad doesn't know you're the one who found it” (09:26). They cast a spell on Fenny, transforming her into a reed:
“...poor Fenny was turned into a reed, one of the long woody tubes that grew all around the bog” (09:26).

Fenny’s Transformation and Rescue
Trapped as a reed, Fenny's attempts to communicate are silenced until she discovers she can sing through the wind while transformed. Her persistent melody eventually reaches a passing farmer, who, intrigued by the singing reed, transforms it into a flute. When Fenny plays the flute, her voice partially returns, allowing her to communicate:
“It's me, Fenny” (10:59). The farmer, recognizing the magic at play, seeks out Balazar for help.

Reunion and Resolution
Upon meeting Balazar, the farmer uses the flute to restore Fenny to her original form. Overcome with emotion, Balazar embraces his daughter, only to face his sons' attempts to undermine the reunion. However, Fenny’s plea, “Lucy, can you turn me back, please?” (18:27), compels Balazar to take action. He reverses the spell, bringing Fenny back and confronting Frog and Newt about their deceit. As punishment, Balazar transforms the mischievous brothers into mundane objects—one a brush and the other a comb—for three weeks, while Fenny handles the family's dirtiest chores, ensuring harmony and respect within the family.

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Notable Quotes

• Balazar the Blue (03:36): “Well, not my best work.”
• Frog (06:35): “Look at that, it's the Incredible Fenny, the girl with the dead raccoon pelt for hair.”
• Balazar (07:20): “I've recently obtained some very potent lizard tails and a vial of the blackest wolfsbane you've ever seen.”
• Fenny (10:59): “It's me, Fenny.”
• Newt (18:27): “Hello, it's me. My name's Fenny.”
• Balazar (19:17): “Fenny.”

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Themes and Insights

The Singing Witch delves into themes of family responsibility, the consequences of jealousy, and the importance of respecting each individual's unique strengths. Balazar's initial refusal to seek help highlights the dangers of pride, while Fenny's resilience underscores the value of inner strength and kindness. The story also emphasizes sibling relationships, demonstrating how understanding and empathy can resolve conflicts.

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Conclusion

Amanda Weldon's rendition of The Singing Witch offers a captivating narrative filled with magical mishaps, heartfelt reunions, and valuable life lessons. By weaving a tale that balances adventure with emotional depth, the episode not only entertains but also imparts meaningful messages for young listeners and their families. Whether driving in the car or enjoying quiet screen-free moments, this story serves as a delightful addition to any imaginative family's podcast collection.

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Credits:
The Singing Witch was inspired by various European folktales, written by Daniel Hines and performed by Amanda Weldon, who also composed the enchanting songs accompanying the narrative.

Transcript

[Amanda Weldon]

Hello, welcome to Stories Podcast. I'm your host, Amanda Weldon. Today's story is a throwback episode. Tune in to hear one of our classic stories from the archive that you might have missed the first time around. We have Stories Podcast merch, [e-mail] shop. We're also on cameo for all of your personalized video message needs. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram Stories Podcast if you send us a drawing of your favorite scene or character, we'll share it on our feed. Now, here's a word from our sponsors. Before we dive into today's tale, here's something magical for our listeners. Imagine turning the adventures you hear about from Stories into real life experiences with Groupon. Your family can discover activities that mirror the tales we share, like visiting a castle, exploring a zoo, or crafting your own masterpiece in an art class. When I checked out Groupon offerings in my area, I saw an amazing deal on a whale watch right nearby. My family and I will definitely be doing that this summer. Your next magical family day might be hiding in the Groupon app too, just waiting to be discovered. Groupon is offering our listeners a very special promotion to get your adventure started. Use code STORIES30 to get 30% off when checking out at Groupon before May 31st. That's code STORIES30. Adventure is just around the corner.

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[Amanda Weldon]

Thanks. Enjoy the episode the Singing Witch Once upon a time, the great wizard Balazar the Blue got careless when making a potion. Now, when you're a careless baker, maybe the cookies come out a little burned or the cake doesn't rise. Those are tragedies in their own right. True, but potion problems tend to be a little more extreme. As a result, Balazar found himself completely, suddenly and quite violently covered in magenta feathers. What's worse, he was also rendered blind as a bat.

[Balazar]

Well, not my best work, he said.

[Amanda Weldon]

To himself when the explosion had died down a bit. He said it loudly because his ears were still ringing. It had been, after all, a rather.

[Balazar]

Large explosion, but still, I guess it's.

[Amanda Weldon]

True what they say.

[Balazar]

Po Buddy's nerfect.

[Amanda Weldon]

He took a handful of feathers and plucked himself. Unfortunately, they immediately grew back with a pop.

[Balazar]

Ok, so that may be a problem, he mused.

[Amanda Weldon]

Of course, being a great wizard as Balazar was, he could make himself an antidote. But it was a lot harder to do when you couldn't see, and the potion would require an exotic ingredient. Well, a wise man knows when to ask for help, he reasoned. And an even wiser man knows when to make his kids do the work for free.

[Balazar]

Kids.

[Amanda Weldon]

He bellowed.

[Balazar]

Get up here.

[Amanda Weldon]

From three different rooms in his wizard tower, he heard three different sets of doors open and shut. Three sets of footsteps came slapping up the stone steps, and three different voices began bickering when they got to the door.

[Balazar]

Come in, come in and stop that racket, he said.

[Amanda Weldon]

The door flew open and his kids tumbled inside in a tangle of elbows. There were his two strapping sons, Frog and Newt, and his youngest and only daughter, Fenny. Frog and Newt were both wizardly boys with neat robes and long beards and smug, bookish faces, the kind of faces that were just dying for a good hex. Fenny, on the other hand, was cut from a different cloth with a different pair of scissors, and most likely in the dark, where her brothers and father were the pictures of dignified wizardry. Fenny preferred a more natural, witchy sort of magic. She was forever collecting strange plants and animal parts, spending all her time knee deep in the bogs and woods around the tower. Every day she came home awash with dirt and mud and scabs and even a couple particularly witchy warts. Her hair was the worst of it all, though a famous wreckage, the kind of gnarled mess that people might pay a fivepence to see, dreaded and knotted, stretching all the way down her back and always tangled and dirty. Her brothers would tease her, saying that she probably had birds living in there too. But that wasn't fair. Jeffery the finch had moved out months ago. Too bad, too. She missed the chickadees peeping in her ears.

[Balazar]

Now, now, said Balazar. As you can see, I've had a little mishap. You look like a bird fell into.

[Amanda Weldon]

A paint bucket, said Frog.

[Balazar]

And then just sort of like flapped.

[Amanda Weldon]

Around like a maniac, offered Newt.

[Balazar]

Yeah, that enough, their father said. I'm also blind, so I'll need your help. There's a simple potion to fix this, but I need a peacock feather. You three run and get me one.

[Amanda Weldon]

Newt and Frog started to complain at the same instant, but Balazar held up a long nailed finger, still faintly singed from the explosion. Bop bop bop, he said.

[Balazar]

I've recently obtained some very potent lizard tails and a vial of the blackest wolfsbane you've ever seen. Whoever brings me back a feather can have both.

[Amanda Weldon]

That was all the motivation the kids needed. Like a pack of ravening magical lions, they ran from the tower and started their hunt. Newt and Frog, as always, worked as a team. Together they looked all day, but they weren't used to being outdoors. They scared off every wild peacock for miles around with their crashing footsteps and loud chatter and occasional buzzing spell. Fenny, though. She was perfectly at home in the forests and was on a first name basis with at least a dozen peacocks. Well, Nancy the peahen was still mad about the plumage incident, but 11 Peacock Friends is still pretty good, and Larry was happy to lend her a feather. On her way back to the tower, her brother saw her walking bright feather in hand. She had stayed close to the bog, hoping they wouldn't find her there, but they always seemed to find her anywhere. Look at that, frog called.

[Balazar]

It's the Incredible Fenny, the girl with the dead raccoon pelt for hair.

[Amanda Weldon]

They both cracked up laughing. Why you walking near the bog? Newt said. Looking for some new lice to add to your collection? Fenny sighed. She was used to being bullied by her brothers and couldn't be bothered to fight. She had the feather, that's what mattered. Thinking of the feather, she tried to tuck it away in her sleeve before they spotted it. She was too late, though. Hey, look. Old Dirt Hare found a feather, Newt said. Why don't you give that to us before you lice eat it? No way. I found it. And I'm giving it to dad and getting the lizard tails and the wolfsbane. So just leave me alone, please. Her brothers looked at each other darkly.

[Balazar]

Well, I guess we'll have to make sure dad doesn't know you're the one who found it.

[Amanda Weldon]

With that, they whipped out their wands and cast a spell on Fenny. Before she could even shout, there was a crackle of light and magic. The world swirled like melting marshmallows in hot chocolate. In mere moments, poor Fenny was turned into a reed, one of the long woody tubes that grew all around the bog. She blended in so perfectly no one would ever find her, and the peacock feather drifted slowly to the ground. When they got home, the brothers gave their father the peacock feather and told him that Fenny had decided to stay in the woods forever. That came as a terrible blow to poor Balazar's heart. As soon as he had brewed the antidote to his feathery problem, he went out looking for her. But he never thought to check the reeds growing along the bog. Eventually, he sadly accepted that she had left him behind. Of course, she hadn't. And poor Fenny was trapped as a reed for days that stretched into weeks that stretched into almost a month. She tried to call for help, but she couldn't speak. She tried to do magic, but she couldn't move. The most she could manage was a faint voice when the wind blew over her top. The wind made all the reeds howl, and with a lot of effort, she could make words.

[Fenny]

It's me, Fenny.

[Amanda Weldon]

Fenny sang anytime the wind blew. And finally, after weeks of trying, her song was heard by a passing farmer. He couldn't make out the words, not exactly, but he could tell that this was a reed with a voice, a reed with something important to say. He dug her up and brought her home, and with a little work, made poor reed Fenny into a simple flute. If she still had feelings, it may have hurt, but she didn't. So it felt like getting a haircut. And wonder of wonders, the farmer turned out to be a beautiful player. After a few test blows, he started a tune, and Fenny found more of her voice returning, shaping the words through his wind.

[Fenny]

Hello, it's me. My name's Fenny. I look like a reed, which is confusing. I'm really a person, and there's been a conversion, but I'd like to go home. Can you help me?

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[Amanda Weldon]

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[Fenny]

What was that?

[Amanda Weldon]

He screamed and ran from his house, knocking over his chair and table in the process. For a while he stood outside, cursing about ghosts and too afraid to move. Slowly, though, the shock subsided and he remembered that weird wizard who lived nearby. What was his name? Ballyguy? Baldiger? Balazar. Balazar the Blue. That was it. Hadn't he been looking for a daughter? Maybe it wasn't a ghost after all. Slowly, he crept back inside. The flute was still where he dropped it, and there didn't seem to be anything spooky in the area. He lit a bundle of sage, just to be sure. Someone had once told him that sage could cleanse spirits. The farmer didn't know if it was true or how it worked. Were they allergic? More into citrus scents? It didn't matter. He lit some just to be safe. Air properly cleansed. He picked up the reed flute and turned it over in his hands. Everyone knew wizards got up to all sorts of crazy things, but could they be turned into reeds? Why would they do that? Just for a change of pace. It was wild, but how else could it have sung? Feeling half crazy himself, the farmer held up the flute and then asked aloud, are you the wizard's missing daughter? He pursed his lips and blew a note. Yes, it sounded. The poor farmer was so shocked he almost dropped the flute again. He looked at the crude holes he had made and flushed.

[Balazar]

I'm sorry for making you into a flute. Are you upset with me? No. Well, that's a relief.

[Amanda Weldon]

I've never wanted to get in the middle of Wizardly affairs. But I want to make it up to you. What can I do?

[Fenny]

Bring me home.

[Amanda Weldon]

The farmer nodded and stood up then and there. No sense waiting around. And besides, he didn't want to be mixed up with magic any longer than he had to be. He knew the old stories, and one wrong move here would see him turned into a flute. Or a pig. Or some sort of pig flute, perhaps. One that smelled like ham and oinked out. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. No. Nope. No, sir, that wouldn't be him. He set out running and made it to Balazar's tower in record time. He hammered on the door like an overeager woodpecker until the wizard let him in, muttering and scowling.

[Balazar]

Yes, yes. What do you want?

[Amanda Weldon]

He said.

[Balazar]

Well, Wizard, Mr. Wizard, sir, your magicness, you know, Balazar is fine, he said, softening a little. Relax, man. I'm not gonna turn a neighbor into a mushroom or anything like that. You're okay. Just spit it out.

[Amanda Weldon]

Thank you.

[Balazar]

You're Balazar.

[Amanda Weldon]

You're.

[Balazar]

I. I found this reed.

[Amanda Weldon]

He held it up awkwardly, tongue tied like an old shoelace.

[Balazar]

Well, I see you've made it into a lovely flute. Good job. No, no, it's more. It's her.

[Amanda Weldon]

It's. He stopped and took a deep breath.

[Balazar]

Just let me play it real quick, okay?

[Amanda Weldon]

He put it to his lips, and that's when Newt and Frog came running down the steps.

[Balazar]

No, no, dad, don't let this maniac play.

[Amanda Weldon]

Yeah, we need to get him out of here. Who is this guy, anyway?

[Balazar]

What are you talking about? A maniac?

[Amanda Weldon]

The farmer stumbled back, visions of pig flutes dancing through his mind. No, no, it's your daughter. Honest.

[Balazar]

What did you just say?

[Amanda Weldon]

Balazar's voice was a whip crack, freezing everyone in the room like an ice spell. Oh, come on. He's crazy, said Newt.

[Balazar]

A lunatic.

[Amanda Weldon]

Dad, come on, said Frog.

[Balazar]

Enough from you two, Balazar replied, giving.

[Amanda Weldon]

Them the glare that only an angry parent can muster.

[Balazar]

Now, please, what's this about my daughter? Better I show you, sir, the farmer said.

[Amanda Weldon]

And then he put the flute to his lips and began to play.

[Fenny]

Hello, dad. It's me, your daughter, Fenny. That day that you were feathered and the three of us all ventured, I was the one who found the cure. Frog and Newt are immature. They couldn't stand to lose. So they told a lie to you, and they turned me into a reed. Oh, they're so mean to me. But I made it home.

[Amanda Weldon]

You.

[Fenny]

Lucy, can you turn me back, please?

[Balazar]

My baby girl.

[Amanda Weldon]

Balazar cried when the song had finished in an instant. He had drawn his wand and pointed it at the farmer. Hey, easy now.

[Balazar]

Set it on the chair. Hurry.

[Amanda Weldon]

The farmer set it down and Balazar moved his wand in a mystic arc. There was a wet noise and the flute disappeared in a smeared cloud of purple. The cloud grew and grew and then started to dissipate like smoke, fading away to reveal Fenny back in all her dirty, muddy, scabby, filthy haired glory.

[Balazar]

Fenny.

[Amanda Weldon]

Balazar cried, scooping her up in a hug. At the back of the room, Newt and Frog were starting to sneak up the steps.

[Balazar]

Not so fast, you two, the wizard.

[Amanda Weldon]

Said, setting down his daughter.

[Balazar]

I think we need to have a little talk about being nicer to your sister and about your punishment.

[Amanda Weldon]

The boys shrank back like cornered Manticore pups. Fenny smiled wide. In the end, Balazar gave Fenny the lizard tails, the farmer a magic goose, and and Newt and Frog. Three weeks of being grounded. Now, when you're grounded, maybe you have to do a lot of chores or sit in your room and be quiet. Those are tragedies in their own right. True, but being grounded as a wizard tends to be a little bit more extreme. As a result, Balazar decided that the boys would have to spend three weeks transformed, just like Fenny had as a reed. And because they had been so mean to their sister, she got to choose what they became. She thought long and hard about it. She considered a doormat or a fly swatter, or even the chamber pot. But in the end she settled for something simpler. She made one a brush and the other a comb. And every day she'd go out and do all her dirtiest jobs, from spider silk milking to mud eel excavating. And then before she went to bed, she was sure to brush out every nasty gnarl and comb out every mash of mud. And for those three weeks, each blessed night, Fenny the Witch went to sleep with her locks smooth and shining. The End Today's story, the Singing Witch, was inspired by many different European folktales written for you by Daniel Hines and performed for your by me, Amanda Weldon with songs also by me. If you would like to support Stories podcast, you can leave us a five star review on iTunes. Check out all of our merch [e-mail] Shop Commission a special video on Cameo. Follow us on Instagram oriespodcast or simply tell your friends about us. Thanks for listening.