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A
I guess we could start with how we first met. Well, the first time we met is the first time we fucked.
B
Yes, it was.
A
My client booked the most. Get ready with. Oh, my God, you guys. Let's do a pack. My welcome back to story time with Kayla Jade. I am here with Eden, who is my assistant. She's my bestie. She's my bestie. She does not get abused in the household.
B
It usually goes the other way around. I think I'm way worse to you.
A
So thanks for coming today. You're welcome. Thanks for being on my little podcast.
B
Thanks for having me.
A
My little potty. Potty. I guess we could start with how we first met. Well, the first time we met is the first time we fucked.
B
Yes.
A
It was pretty much.
B
It was. So I was with you.
A
With you with your deadbeat boyfriend? Deadbeat boyfriend.
B
I was with my partner at the time.
A
We were doing.
B
We were pretty. Pretty new. And then. You were really new.
A
Yeah, we were. Yeah, we were both, like, pretty fresh.
B
Yeah. And we. My partner and I hadn't collabed too much and we went to meet you, and I remember, like, when we were going to meet you, I was like, she's so pretty.
A
You know what?
B
I actually kind of don't like her.
A
Like, can you actually not collab with us? I thought the same thing is, like, you were like, so, so good at, like. Because I feel like tick tock dances were like a big thing back then. And I just remember you being like, the man. Like, you just had it all figured out. I was like, oh, wow, this girl's like. She knows her stuff.
B
I mean, I really didn't, but.
A
And then we. And then we within, like half an hour of knowing each other.
B
How bizarre was it?
A
That's such a weird thing.
B
And we, like, made some tick tocks together.
A
Yeah, that's right.
B
I've watched them since.
A
Oh, my gosh.
B
This is so cringe.
A
Just to think back on when we, like, first started, how weird that was. And, like, so weird. You know, you just get those, like, flashbacks of memories and you're just like, what is this? Well, it's crazy.
B
We were talking about this the other day. It just. It feels like we've been friends for so long.
A
Yeah.
B
But I can't even remember when we started being friends.
A
Do you know what? Like, just. Because, like, I forget so much. So I was, like, trying to think of being like, okay, like, when did we actually start being friends? And I'm like, I remember when we fucked. And then I remember when you, like, broke up with your deadbeat boyfriend. And we. You moved in with me, and we were like, fuck it. Let's go to America and have the best revenge. And just like, that was crazy. Bang all the porn stars.
B
That was so good.
A
But I'm like, I can't pinpoint when we became friends. No.
B
Because I don't think we kept talking straight after that collab, did we?
A
There was the awards as well. Well, and that was pretty early on. We went to this, like, these. I don't know, this random event. Random event. And, yeah, we got pretty lit that night. That was fun.
B
That was really fun. I think that was actually the night that would have been it, because.
A
What? The night that I was salsa dancing.
B
Every time. I mean, if everyone's really nice, I'll release the videos.
A
Oh, God. Every time I have, like, a few drinks. Hey. I just. I don't know why. What comes over me. I just start the salsa dancing.
B
You do, and I get it on camera every time.
A
It's from my Zumba day. Like, I used to love, like, did you do Zumba? Don't. Yeah, I did Zumba and I freaking loved it. Okay. I loved it. It was the only cardio exercise that I love doing.
B
Was it actually, like, I always love.
A
Dancing, like, from, like, a young age. And then, like, I know my gym just had, like, Zumba, and I'm like, hell, yeah. Get into it.
B
You know what? Hell, yeah.
A
And so. Hey, guys, I just got off the phone with Jordan from Hairification. I'm so used to using, like, the luxury, really expensive brands. Like, Hairification is on par, but it's just, like, so much more affordable. Like, it just makes my hair feel so soft. Jordan's gonna tell us our biggest hair care mistake that we all might be making. So keep listening to find out what it is later in the episode. So when I'm drunk, it just, like, the Zompa Amiga sounds.
B
Yeah, well, you did. Everyone in America, I'm pretty sure, like.
A
Like, I don't know if it was you or your deadbeat boyfriend. I'm pretty sure one of you posted it to, like, TikTok, like, early days.
B
It was him.
A
I remember seeing that, like, a few days later being like, good Lord. Having the, like, hangxiety and just seeing that, like, for the world to see us.
B
Oh, that was so funny. That was so funny. And there's, like, those photos of us on the couch to, like, blur out your chest at the end because we posted them. Bo was pulling your dress down.
A
Yeah, Titus. Oh, my gosh. Yes. She Just had my full tit out in one of the photos that she posted. Back when you could get away with anything on Instagram.
B
Yeah. It didn't get flagged now.
A
Now it's like, can't even post a bikini photo without getting taken down.
B
Nobody wants to see my nipples. It's weird.
A
Anyway, we somehow became friends. Neither of us can remember how.
B
No, I really can.
A
Well, it was me, you, and Sav as well. So Sav's our third best friend.
B
Yes.
A
Like, it's us three.
B
She was down.
A
She can't be down the line, though.
B
Hey, when did we meet her?
A
I remember we went to her house and then we fucked her as well.
B
Yes, we did.
A
That was the best time we met her. That's right. But, yeah, I guess we sort of bonded over because we both moved to Australia. Like, you're from Canada, so we both. I'm from New Zealand, so we both moved to Australia on our own and no family, really. So I guess we sort of bonded over that. I mean.
B
Yeah.
A
Little orphans.
B
I think we're just both silly as the next one, you know?
A
But the America trip was a wild one.
B
That was the best time. Honestly, that was.
A
I feel like that was the best time of my life. Like, it was the best time. It was so good. It was so good, and it was just so random. Like, we.
B
We had no plan.
A
We had no plan for it. We just. Like, one of our friends was like, oh, she's like, she's. She was going to America like, in a couple weeks, right?
B
I think it was like a month. And you'd literally just gotten your bbl. So, like, in a month, you would have been at six weeks or something so you could sit down.
A
Second bbl. I just got second bbl. Fresh. Yeah.
B
She was like. When I was living with you, you were laying on the belly. On your belly on the couch.
A
Yeah. When you came to live with me.
B
Yes.
A
That's when I had the bbl.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.
B
And I was saying to our friend.
A
I was like, I think I'm gonna go. Like, fuck it.
B
And you're like, you know what? I'm gonna go too.
A
Just had surgery, but why not? Let's just wing it. Yeah.
B
Just sit on the plane for, like, 16 hours after.
A
Fresh people. But it was, like, past the. I think it was at 8 weeks post surgery. Or was it 10 weeks?
B
Maybe 12 was definitely closer than that. Because I remember saying to you, like, are you sure you're gonna be right?
A
Reckless. You are reckless sometimes.
B
Well, obviously.
A
I Mean, we're here.
B
And I supported that.
A
But yeah, we went to America, we flew. Where do we touch down first? Was it. It was New York. We touched down. That was crazy.
B
It did not go well, did it?
A
We were only in New York for like one day, but we should have.
B
Been there for two.
A
Well, yeah, yeah, because we got. Because yeah, we got there, checked in and we like walked around the city. We thought we were only there for one night. So we walked around the city, got harassed by someone.
B
We really did.
A
We were just followed by. Yeah, about like every guy in America. Every guy in New York. Like how crazy was that?
B
Times Square.
A
We just started filming it because it was just like people just coming up to us like we were friggin celebrities or something. Hey, just. Yeah, but coming up and just hugging us and like, you know, just real sleazy stuff. And we're like, what the fuck? Because that just doesn't happen in Australia. Like people like guys just don't come up to you like that. So we were really like, what is going on?
B
Yeah, to be fair, it was like 11pm In Times Square, so we were probably out past our bedtime. But the hotel was like, you actually booked two nights here? And we were like, oh no, we only need one. But then we went. We like rushed to the airport the next day and found that our flight wasn't until the next day.
A
Yeah, yeah. So we went to the airport, wrong day. We got there and like we handed the guy our bags and stuff and we're like, oh yeah, here we go, here's our flight. He's like, that flight's not like we don't have that flight. We're like, what the fuck are you. Me? We don't have that flight. That was bad. You were. I think that was the first time where I saw you like heated. You were just like not happy because.
B
I was on the phone trying to.
A
Get this flight and they were being so useless.
B
They were so useless. Yeah, I was stuck on the phone for like 45 minutes. My phone was gonna die and I didn't have an adapter to plug it in. And like the American.
A
And what did we end up doing? We changed our flights. Hey, we change it. We managed to get a flight to go out that same day, but we had to wait like a few hours because we were going to. Were we going to Miami?
B
Yeah, it was Miami first.
A
Miami first, yeah, yeah. So we, we were in New York for a bit. We didn't collab with anyone. It was just kind of like our landing Base because we were sort of too scared to fly through la. And yeah, we had no dramas there. But, yeah, Miami was crazy as well. Miami was scary. It was really. Yeah, it was really scary.
B
It was just aggressive.
A
Like, it was like the guys were on a next level there.
B
And it wasn't because anyone knew who we were.
A
No, no. Like, no one had no idea who we were. No. Because neither of us really, like, did tick tock then or anything. Like, we were just, you know, just.
B
Two blonde girls is the thing.
A
Yeah.
B
And we just attracted that much attention.
A
Like, it was. It got to the point where, yeah, it started getting aggressive. We started getting followed. Like, one guy came up to us and, like, he wanted to invite us to like, a yacht thing or something. And we were like, oh, no, thank you. Like, we're fine. He just started aggressively, like, yeah. Like, screaming at us on the street. Hey.
B
Yeah.
A
We were like, what the fuck's going? This is a broad daylight. Like, this is like 2pm and like, what is going on right now? It was.
B
And we had. Remember, we had to walk past our hotel because we didn't want him to know where we were staying.
A
Yeah, that's right.
B
Because our hotel was not secure.
A
No. And we were staying in this dodgy ass hotel. It was probably the size of like, like, like two of these couches. Like, it just literally just had a bed and like a bathroom so bad. That was about it.
B
We were sharing, like, two towels.
A
Yeah, two towels for like, what, a week or like a few days or something. And like. Yeah, especially when you're like, fake tanning. And we were fake tanning a lot because we're like, you know, shooting content and stuff. Those towels were nasty. Like, they were.
B
Right.
A
Our whole room smelled, like, terrible. And I'm pretty sure you. You had like a collab wanting to come to the play, saying you were like, absolutely not. I was like, listen, you are not coming here.
B
Like, if it's gotta happen here, it's not happening. I'm just saying.
A
That was terrible. And then because we, like, the only person that we really wanted to collab with in Miami was Jason Love. And I think I was messaging him or something. And he was like, oh, yeah, Like, I'll get back to you when I'm done. Because he was like, getting a tattoo or something. And like, it was like 8pm and we fell asleep and he messaged us, like, later being like, are you guys coming? And we were like, oh, we're so sorry. We fell asleep like the fucking grandmas. We are. Because we don't stay up past like, what, 9:00pm and then we had an appointment to go and get. Because, like, when you shoot, you get tested every two weeks. You'd get your STI tested every two weeks. So we were going to get tested and we just show up at this testing place absolutely plastered.
B
We're like trying to act normal, like, walking, like, good day.
A
We're like, trying to pretend like we're like, oh, yeah, like we're not intoxicated right now. And we were just completely wasted. But I don't think they noticed.
B
I don't think they. I don't think they would really care either. But I do remember the nurse saying to me, she's like, oh, I gotta put a lot of pressure on this. I was like, oh, yeah. It's not like I've had a heap of lobsters or anything. Oh my God, it was obviously so thin. I was like, that's crazy. I don't know what that's about.
A
And then. Yeah, and then we flew to la. Was it at the time that we got invited all those celebrity parties?
B
Yes, it was.
A
That was hilarious.
B
And we could have gone to the Barbie party.
A
I know, that would have been so much better. So we were like hanging out. So we. How did we see Stumble upon that mansion? We were just like.
B
Was it through our friends?
A
Yeah, I think it was through our friends. So we like got invited to like this massive, like sort of like content creator house thing. And we filmed a bunch of videos there, but there was just a bunch of like, like, not celebrities, but like, what would you call them? Like in between, like, you know that guy that, like. I won't say his name.
B
Yeah. So kind of people that. People that know people, I guess is what we would call them.
A
Yeah. But it was just so random. Like everyone was just, you know, that film content. But then I guess everyone would just get wasted and like we went out to dinner with them and that's when we were like. Everyone was like, oh, we're gonna go back to this party. But we're like, no one's gonna get the address until like an hour before. Right?
B
That's so. Like, LA is so weird. Like that every party they're like, you have to sign up to this app and like, they change the locations of the party and you only get it like 20 minutes in advance. And it's like, it's like so weird. You get these text messages about where you need to go and.
A
But because we're with a big group, we were just like, ah, whatever. We're just like there for the ride. We didn't really care. And. And then we got invited to. What was it like? Scorpions party.
B
Scorpions party.
A
It was like. So Scorpions is like a band, right? It's like an 80s hair metal band.
B
Yes.
A
We were invited to his house and we were absolutely plastered by this point. We were.
B
We were.
A
Yeah, we were passing. We were.
B
We were ready for a good time.
A
Yeah, we were. We were. We were ready and we got there.
B
Silent.
A
We got there and it was the most. Well, firstly, we had to walk up about a thousand stairs.
B
Great Wall of China.
A
I was like, like needing an oxygen tank or something. I was like. I was like wasting.
B
Because I was tanked. And I'm trying to walk in the dark up these like medieval looking stairs. Because it's like a castle.
A
It was like a castle. Like his house is like a castle.
B
But not well lit.
A
No, like, it was very dark and like gloomy.
B
It was like medieval lighting as well because they didn't have torches anywhere even, like.
A
And then we got up there and everyone was just so weird. Hey. Everyone was quiet. Everyone was just like quiet and like not talking and not doing anything. Yeah.
B
Like, there were like a bunch of seas.
A
I was like, what's going on? Like, everyone's sort of like clicky and like being a bit weird. Hey, but you know what?
B
That didn't stop you from cha cha ing in front of everyone.
A
I did not.
B
You did.
A
And I got.
B
I have that on film.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Because we were like, man, this is so cool. Boring. And I remember you song coming on and you're like, oh, yeah, it's time to break out the ch.
A
Oh my God.
B
And it was like, excellent idea.
A
We were just messy that trip. Hey. We were just like cackling in the corner. Like everywhere we could go.
B
Like, surely nobody.
A
We were just like, what is wrong with these people? Everyone was just silent. We're just like doing the cha cha in the corner.
B
Yeah, but it was just so boring.
A
It was boring. I mean, we had to lighten the mood a little bit.
B
Like, you know, it didn't help.
A
Hey, guys, I am here with Jordan from Hairification and what do you think the biggest hair care mistakes people make.
C
Are, I guess, sometimes neglecting your hair and also maybe trying to, like, do some things that you shouldn't be trying to do. Like, you know, taking your hair from maybe being black to bleach blonde. And I see so many people out there. I'm like, oh, no, you've really seen hairdresser. That's not done you the best. They could have done you dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
No, I love your stuff. Literally, as soon as I put the conditioner in, like, it makes my hair so smooth. It's like crazy.
C
Yes. Yeah, I love that. I mean, that was a really important factor for us. We wanted to produce shampoo and conditioners that from the first use, customers were like, oh, wow, they have this great hair feel and it's just a huge improvement from what they've been feeling.
A
Well, thank you so much for joining us today. Jordan and I hope to check to you soon.
C
Great, thanks so much, Kayla.
A
Bye. So, yeah, we did that. We did the porn star thing for a bit. That was fun. And then we started escorting together. We started doing in person work together. And I cannot do bookings with you anymore. Like, I'm sorry, it's too much.
B
We really tried.
A
We tried, we tried, but we just take the piss the whole time.
B
I couldn't keep it together. Like, do you remember that one guy?
A
That one guy? Yeah. So we got, like, we got this booking. I think, like, he was messaging us both, but I think he wanted to see me that night. And I was like, I'm only gonna see you if my friend can come.
B
Yeah.
A
Hey. Because you were like. I was like, yeah, let's just get some money out of this guy.
B
Yeah.
A
Rock up to the hotel and he's at like this dingy ass hotel.
B
It was like a motel.
A
Literally looked like Chainsaw Massacre vibes Hostel Part 2.
B
Like, there's no way that I would have gone in there if I was alone.
A
No way. But we had each other. So we're like, okay.
B
And I think. Did you.
A
Had you have seen him before or had like. No, we hadn't.
B
But the thing is, is this guy was notorious for, like, sort of messaging but not really locking anything in.
A
Yeah.
B
And so we'd finally.
A
We.
B
Cause we were both messaging him that night. We'd both managed to get him to agree to.
A
Agree to see us for a really good price, wasn't it? I don't know how we milked that, but.
B
Oh, my God, both of us.
A
So it's gonna be more expensive, obviously. And anyway. Oh, my God. I just, like, we get in there and like, it's just. Because we're just not serious together. We cannot do anything serious together. We're just taking the piss the whole time.
B
We can. And like, the thing is we're almost like sisters now. So when. When we go to, like, kiss or something.
A
Yeah, it's just like it's like.
B
I'm like.
A
You're, like, just doing it. So she should be like. He'd be, like, on top. Like, oh. He'd be, like, fucking me from behind or something. And I'm just, like, making these weird faces to her, and she's like, literally.
B
And I'm like, can you stop? Because I have to keep a straight face because he can see my face. And you're sitting there being.
A
I'm, like, trying to make her laugh. Oh, my God. And because he was very, like, he was saying things like, like, oh, you love this dick or something. And we were just like, oh, yeah, absolutely. Taking the piss. It was hilarious.
B
I was crying. I was laughing so hard. Like, I would have to, like, stop what I was doing.
A
I know.
B
To be like.
A
I was like, there's no way this guy wants to see us again. But.
B
But I think he. But he did, though.
A
Yeah. Y. I mean, who wouldn't? Like.
B
Yeah, he's. He was like, that was amazing. And we're like.
A
Was it really okay? Okay, great.
B
I mean.
A
Glad you loved it. Yeah, that was hilarious. But, yeah, we can't do bookings together because we just take the piss.
B
No, I can't. I can't take it seriously at all. There's no way any.
A
Any time we're together in a sexual environment, it's like.
B
No, I mean, I think any environment these days. I have to remember that it's not appropriate to outwardly insult you in front of anyone.
A
I'm excited to do puppy yoga tomorrow. Puppy yoga? We're doing puppy yoga.
B
We are. Yes.
A
So cute.
B
It's just right.
A
I have no. I haven't seen any of the details.
B
But, yeah, well, it's not up to you.
A
I'm expecting some puppies.
B
I actually don't know if it's puppy yoga or puppy Pilates. All I seen was puppies, and I was like, I'll do that.
A
As long as these puppies are fine.
B
Yeah, I think it's master active puppies, so they should be so cute. So cute.
A
I know.
B
I'm excited.
A
Oh, I was gonna ask if. Do you still have that guy on your page? On your page that, like, requests like mummy muscle, mommy content?
B
Yeah, I actually have a few of them.
A
Because Eden's jack, by the way, more ripped. She's. She's jacked. Like, she's a gym girly through and through. And, yeah, you'll get a lot of the time guys requesting for muscle mummy content.
B
I do.
A
Yeah.
B
There's a few guys. There's a guy that I do calls with, like, fairly regularly. All he wants me to do is just. I just like oil up my body. I'm not even naked and I just in a bikini, like, flex to the camera. Honestly, that's all I do.
A
Wow.
B
I have a few subs on there that want those things which. Which I quite like because it's easy.
A
Content, you know, so easy.
B
Yeah.
A
Thanks so much for coming on the podcast. And you're gonna have to come on again. Everyone's gonna fall in love with you. Like, I know Eden on the pod. Yeah. Comment if you wanna want her to come back.
B
It's been so good.
A
I.
B
It's been so good watching you just being able to have this platform and use it the way you do and, you know, just be yourself, be your silly self for everyone. Cause exactly how you are is just what your content is, which I really, really like.
A
So I love you. Love you, boo.
B
Love you. Love you so much.
A
Thanks for watching, guys.
B
Bye.
A
Bye.
Podcast Summary: "Girl Talk with My Bestie" – Storytime with Kayla Jade
Episode Overview In the July 1, 2025 episode of Storytime with Kayla Jade, host Kayla Jade (referred to as A) engages in an intimate and candid conversation with her assistant and best friend, Eden (referred to as B). Titled "Girl Talk with My Bestie," the episode delves into their personal history, adventurous trips, professional endeavors, and light-hearted moments, providing listeners with an unfiltered glimpse into their dynamic friendship and lives.
Rapport and Initial Connection Kayla and Eden's relationship began with both professional collaboration and a personal connection. Their first encounter was notably intense, marked by immediate chemistry.
This swift bond laid the foundation for a deep and multifaceted friendship.
Transition to Friendship Despite their unconventional start, they quickly transitioned into a close-knit friendship, sharing personal lives and professional aspirations.
The rapid development of their friendship highlights their complementary personalities and mutual support systems.
Spontaneous Journey to America Driven by a desire for change and mutual support, Kayla and Eden embarked on a spontaneous trip to America, seeking new opportunities and a fresh start.
Experiences in New York Upon arrival in New York, the duo experienced unexpected celebrity-like attention, leading to both amusing and challenging situations.
Their time in New York was marked by harassment and confusion, contrasting sharply with their usual experiences in Australia.
Chaos with Flight Bookings A mix-up with their flight bookings added to the chaos of their trip, showcasing their resilience and ability to adapt under pressure.
Miami Mayhem Miami presented its own set of challenges, with aggressive attention from locals and wild party experiences that tested their limits.
Their Miami escapade included attempts to connect with influencers like Jason Love, despite their intoxicated state, adding humor and relatability to their story.
Handling Professional Boundaries Kayla and Eden ventured into escorting together but quickly realized the difficulties of maintaining professionalism due to their playful and irreverent nature.
Their anecdotes about escorting highlight the balance between earning income and preserving their strong friendship, emphasizing the importance of boundaries.
Hair Care Insights with Jordan from Hairification Mid-episode, Kayla introduces Jordan from Hairification, discussing common hair care mistakes and promoting healthy hair practices.
This segment underscores the importance of proper hair care and positions Hairification as a reliable brand for quality hair products.
Puppy Yoga Excitement In a playful turn, Kayla and Eden discuss their upcoming plans to attend puppy yoga, reflecting their lighter side and love for fun activities.
Content Creation Preferences They also touch upon their content creation strategies, sharing preferences and interacting with their audience.
These discussions highlight their entrepreneurial spirits and adaptability in the digital content landscape.
Appreciation and Future Engagements The episode wraps up with mutual appreciation and invitations for future collaborations, reinforcing the strength of their friendship.
Their heartfelt exchanges leave listeners with a sense of warmth and anticipation for upcoming episodes.
Kayla (01:19): “Because I feel like TikTok dances were a big thing back then. I just remember you being like, the man. Like, you just had it all figured out.”
Eden (12:15): “We're trying to act normal, like, walking, like, good day.”
Kayla (15:33): “We were just messy that trip. We were just like cackling in the corner. Like everywhere we could go.”
Eden (19:06): “I was crying. I was laughing so hard. Like, I would have to stop what I was doing.”
Kayla (22:11): “So I love you. Love you, boo.”
These quotes capture the essence of their humorous and heartfelt interactions throughout the episode.
Conclusion "Girl Talk with My Bestie" offers an engaging and authentic look into the lives of Kayla Jade and Eden. Through stories of friendship, adventurous trips, professional challenges, and joyous moments, listeners gain a comprehensive understanding of their bond and individual personalities. The inclusion of relatable anecdotes, humor, and genuine emotions makes this episode a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.