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Customer
Morning. One sausage McMuffin with egg, please.
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McDonald's Employee
Okay, your total is.
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Kayla Jade
Wait.
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Customer
Let's negotiate. How's about you throw in hash browns for a dollar?
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McDonald's Employee
Well, yes, sir, that price is already a dollar.
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Customer
Take it or leave it.
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Kayla Jade
Take it, I guess.
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McDonald's Employee
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Kayla Jade
Ba da ba ba ba. My client booked them. Get ready. Oh, my God, you guys. Let's do a pack. Welcome back to Story time with Kayla Jade. I'm sorry, this one's a little bit late. I went to go film an episode, like, at the end of last week, and I just couldn't do it. I was so exhausted. I just finished my tour and I like, went to hit record and I just sat there and I was like, I don't even know what the to say. Like, I was just so exhausted and I was battling like a wave of PMD because, like, now I've got my period. So the lead up to my period, I just have the worst, like, depression. Like, I don't know if you guys have that too, but I was just. I just wanted to sit in my bed and rot and like, play on my duolingo. Like, that's all I wanted to do. So I was like, I'm not gonna force myself to do this. I'm just gonna stop this and record when I'm feeling better. And I feel much better now, even though I still have a little bit of pmdd, I'm getting a lot better. So, yeah, sorry this is a little bit late, but here we are. And also, if you follow my Instagram, you would know that I did film an episode with like, half an episode with a used condom on my bed. So I was going to explain that a little bit because it did release in last week's episode, but the episode itself was out of focus, so you guys couldn't see shit. But it was like sitting probably about here. So I had filmed like half of my podcast record maybe. Or like, maybe I'd filmed the whole thing, but like, it cut out halfway through, like, because I'm always like, I'm so heavy handed. I'll use my hand so I'll like, the chords will like come out of the sockets and like, I'm a mess. So I'll like record half an episode and then like, half of the sound is missing. So I recorded the episode and then baby daddy came home. And we just spontaneously slept together, which is. It's a rare occurrence, but it still occasionally happens. Like we're both humans, so sometimes we just need to fill a need, and that's okay. It's good sex. So I don't mind it every now and again. So that's the. That's the reason why there was a condom on my bed. Oh, my gosh. Oh, also, I am learning French with Duolingo. It's not an ad. I just, like, I've literally been obsessed with Duolingo because I'm going to France in next month, as you guys know. So, yeah, I want to learn French. So I'm trying. And I'm actually loving it. Like, I'll. I'm addicted to it. Like, I'll spend, like, at least an hour a day just, like, sitting there, like, on Duolingo, like, learning. I'm really good at writing and reading French, but when it comes to speaking it, like, I find it so much harder. Like, I feel like I'm going to go there and, you know, they're going to speak so fast. I'm going to be like, I don't know what you're saying, but, like, I feel like I'm doing well. But yeah, we'll see. My chicken eggs are now in lockdown also. So basically, like, the chicken eggs, when they go into incubation, that in incubation for 18 days and then they go into, like, a lockdown period, which means, like, you can't open the inc. You have to keep them humidity up really high. Like, the temperature's still the same, but it's like, it's go time. So they could hatch, like, between now and like, in three days, they should all be hatched. Some might not make it because, like, this is the first time doing this. So I was looking at some of the eggs and some of them looked like they had an embryo in them, but I couldn't exactly see. But they were. Oh, hey, Mommy. Hey, my sexy boy. Mommy's just come on the bed. Hey, my baby boy. He's like my little buddy. He loves hanging out with me. And he'll just sit and purr and just sleep with me, like, the whole night. You such a sweetie, aren't you? Yes, you are. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. So the eggs. So I could sort of see the embryo and, like, I saw two eggs, like. Cause you shine a light to them and you can see inside them. But, like, I learned you can only do it with, like, fertile eggs, so you can't just, like, get the eggs out of your fridge and, like, shine a light and see, like, veins or anything. Like, it's only for fertile eggs. Yeah, because I learned, like, apparently if you have chickens and you have a rooster, that means you'll have fertile eggs. But if you only have chickens, which are all female, you won't have fertile eggs. So. So I'm hoping I don't get any roosters because I don't know what the hell I meant to do with the rooster. Probably have to take it back to the owner or something. But yeah, they should hatch soon, which I'm so excited for. Hey, guys. I am here with Nova, the founder of Fit Cover, who basically makes makeup for, like, gym baddies. Would you say gym baddies?
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Nova
That's exactly how I'd put it. You're just looking for a makeup that's just going to last all day without having to look at it, touch it up, or do anything.
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Kayla Jade
This is honestly, like, especially if I'm seeing clients or something. By the end of it, I just have this whole, like, make, like, ring where my makeup has gone and no.
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Nova
One tells you no.
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Kayla Jade
So you get home, like, how long.
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Nova
Has that been going on for?
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Kayla Jade
So I guess it gives you that, like, extra layer of reassurance. Right. So how did you come up with Fit Cover?
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Nova
So I had cystic acne. So I've always, from all through my teens, 20s and early 30s, I had severe cystic acne. And I was just putting anything on my face. And so I just started to realize that I was making it so much worse. And it was so irritated every time I would go and train and then I wouldn't want to go train because I had blotches everywhere. I just didn't feel confident to even step into the gym because it was already scary enough.
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Kayla Jade
Especially when you're, like, passionate about something, I feel like you just make it happen.
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Nova
I started with $6,000 and I just launched it with four shades and a brush and it just kind of like took off from there.
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Kayla Jade
So where can everyone find you, Nova?
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Nova
So you can go on Instagram, you can find us on Fit Cover Australia, or you can go to Tick Tock, which is just Fit Cover. And on our website is fitcover.com and that's worldwide. We ship globally.
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Kayla Jade
Amazing. Go check it out, everyone.
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Nova
Awesome. Thank you.
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Kayla Jade
Okay, so just because I went on tour last week, I wanted to do like a behind the scenes look of what goes on in touring. So I had a few questions from you guys that you were asking. Like, when I was posting my TikToks about it. So basically how it goes is like, I'll post an ad or like, I haven't got my ads up at the moment because I'm hot and cold if I see new clients or not. But I just like threw up a number on my Instagram and said I was going to Melbourne to see because I already have regular clients in Melbourne. So I was like, I'll see if I can get any new clients. And so I got some inquiries from that and just with like, regular clients, I just have like, their numbers saved into my work phone and I just like go into my data database kind of thing and just like, I'm coming to Melbourne, I'm coming to Melbourne. Which is a little bit sneaky, but, oh, yeah, we do that sometimes. So basically I'll get some interest and book a hotel. Usually I pay for the hotel myself unless someone offers to, which is lovely when they do. But I'll pay for it myself because, like, it's going to get paid for with, like, it's already paid for with, like, the deposits that I have locked and loaded. And then I'll just like add a cheeky little extra bit of cash onto each booking to like, cover the hotel as well. And yeah, so I'll get inquiries, the guy will message me and he'll pay a deposit. Like, usually take 20%, so depending on what they're after. When I'm just at home, like, I don't do smaller bookings as much, but, like, if I'm on tour, I'm like, in the zone. I'm already there, so I'll just take any booking. So if it's an hour or two hours or whatever it may be, I'll just try and like, schedule it in, like. So I'll probably see about like six or seven clients a day, which is a lot. It's a lot because you're just like staying in the hotel and seeing clients. It's. Yeah, it's pretty rough. But I just think of it as, like, you know, I try and like, the way my brain works is like, I'm very much. I'm either in work mode or I'm not. So when I am in work mode, I want to, like, push myself and do as much as I can because I know I'm going to take like a break after that or, like, I'm not going to be doing it for a while. So, like, either I'm in hustle mode or I'm just like, fucking. I don't want to work mode. So When I'm in tour, I'm in hustle mode and I will start early and finish late at night. So basically like I'll start my bookings in the early morning. The guy comes, we've already previously discussed like what he wants to do, what's gonna happen in the booking. I say like all my do's and don'ts, all of that. Usually that conversation has already been made, but I'll sort of like talk about it more like when they arrive and they'll immediately give me the money. If they haven't put it in my bank account already, they'll go have a shower. I've put like soaps, mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste, all of the bathroom for them. I make sure they scrub and brush and clean so they're super hygienic because that's like a big thing for me. And then I'll have like either music playing or candles or like obviously like the schlondons and stuff. Condom. I'm so used to saying schlondons from TikTok. I'll have my condoms like right next to the bed. All sorts of sizes if I haven't seen him before. Because you just never know. Sometimes I get like the micro penis and sometimes I'll get like, you know, the big medium size, whatever. But, but yeah, so. And then we just. Then like once he's had a shower, we get down to business. We get down and dirty.
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Customer
Morning. One sausage McMuffin with egg, please.
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McDonald's Employee
Okay, your total is.
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Kayla Jade
Wait.
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Customer
Let's negotiate. How's about you throw in hash browns for a dollar?
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McDonald's Employee
Well, yes sir, that price is already a dollar.
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Customer
Take it or leave it.
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Kayla Jade
Take it, I guess.
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McDonald's Employee
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Kayla Jade
I Guess when. Like, a guy, sort of. Especially if I haven't met him before, as soon as I see him, I'm very much, like, analyzing, like, this guy. Like, what is his energy? Like, I feel like you can, like, as a sex worker, you can sort of be such a good. You have such a good gauge of, like, what people are like. So if I knew. If I know someone's off, I can immediately tell, like, within the first five seconds. A lot of the time I'm like, something sauce. But then, like, I'll have guys where I feel like they're sauce, and then they'll surprise me and they're actually really nice. And you're like, wow. Like, I didn't expect that. So obviously, when I'm on tour, you know, you're getting a lot of money. You're getting a lot of cash. Like, I don't. Like, when I'm on tour, I want to make, like, over 15 grand. Like, if it's not. If it's under that, then I'll probably cancel the tour. So there's a lot of cash floating around. So usually I will obviously keep it in a safe. I'll deposit money, like, if I have time throughout the day, deposit. And if it's a really. If I've got a really big booking or there's like, a lot of cash involved or something. I'll even book, like, a separate hotel room, like, just to have that cash away from where I am seeing clients. Because you just hear so many horror stories and you never know, like, who's just coming to, you know, be sauce. So that's why you got to be really careful with that. And plus, like, traveling with money. Because obviously, like, I've flying, I always try and deposit. So, like, I'm not flying home with a lot of cash just because, I don't know, it just seems dodgy. But yeah, sometimes I'll have to actually go into the bank and, like, deposit it because it's a lot of money. Do you have security? Genuinely, like, like, no. Like, not when I'm on tour, per se, because I'm just at the same hotel. Everyone's coming to me. So I don't really get security when I'm on tour. If I was going to, like, someone's house or something, which I don't usually do, then I would get security. But that usually happens, like, when I'm here, and if I've seen a client and he wants me to go to their house, yeah, that's when I'll get some security. Do you ever Enjoy it. Do you owe for real? Not often. Not often. Honestly, like when I'm like, on tour or like seeing clients, like, I feel like it's just work mode. Like it's very rare that I connect with someone within the first 10 minutes of meeting them. And it just makes it amazing. Like it's happened a couple times, but it's very rare. Like, for me, like, you know, personality is like a big thing and like connection and everything. So, yeah, sometimes it happens, but a lot of the time it doesn't. Don't mind the only fans cup. I've literally had this for like years. Oh my God, I've got down here mummy guy. I mean, I might have already said this story on TikTok after this is posted, I'm not sure, but I had this guy on my tour. I hadn't met him before. He was like, like early 40s. He was really. He's like. He was really cute. Like, really, like, little cute, cute man. And we were like having sex in bed. And he just starts, like, calling me mommy. Like, he's like, mommy, like, you're so good to me, mommy. And I'm like, oh, my God, like, this is so weird. Like, having someone call me that. And like my kids called me that. I'm like, oh, this is too much. And like, the way I was sitting on him, like, because I was riding him, but I had my, like, legs sort of like wrapped around and I was like holding him so he was like, holy. Was like, caressed in me calling me mummy. I was like, what the fuck? This is the weirdest shit. I was like, I've got to. I've got to leave. Oh my God. That was so. That was painful. Yeah. I don't know if I'll be seeing him again because that was really bizarre. Another question I always get is like, do the reception staff at the hotel recognize you? Or like, do they ever have any issues with you, you know, doing work at their hotel? And I always, like, if there's a female receptionist, like, nine times out of 10, she'll know who I am. And that always, like, so nice. Like, I've never. It's very rare that I've had an issue. I did have one issue, like, with a hotel staff being rude, like, a male hotel staff being rude, like, but that was ages ago. It was like when I first started this work. But maybe it was just me, like, being in my own head, because I do get in my own head a lot. I always, like, think, oh, my God, like, what is this person thinking of Me, like, do they know what I do? And, like, do they know why I'm here? So, like, yeah, I do stress out a bit, but everyone's super nice, especially if I. I always try and get females because I don't know, everyone's just super nice. So. But yeah, I do. I do stress a bit going on tour and I think it's like. Because you're just basically locked in a room. You're not locked in a room, but, like, you're there all day working, you know, seeing clients, like, back to back, you're having little breaks to eat. But, like, it's. It can be really draining. Like, just seeing so many different people and so many different personalities and having to be on all the time, having to be like, oh, my God, like, blah, blah, blah, like, asking them all these questions about their day and stuff like that. It can be draining. And I do find, like, when I am on tour, I do isolate a little bit because I do push myself and I block out so much time. Like, I just book out, book out, book out and like, fill my time, fill my time. And I don't really give myself time to, like, do anything fun, but it's because I'm there to work and I guess just being a mum, you know, you only. You can only have so much time away from your kids. And, like, when I'm away from the kids, like, I want to make sure it's worth my while, you know, I want to be working hard and making sure I'm getting money. Like, I don't want to be just, like, fucking around and, you know, just, like, going out for dinner and stuff, which, like, that's cool. And like, yeah, I'm probably just being hard on myself, but I'm there to work and I don't do it often, so I just try and make the most of it. Has your job changed the way you see men, women and relationships? Yes, I think it has. Yeah. I think when I meet a man, I'm like, I guess almost going into fight or flight. Like, I'm so used to that. So I think I'm just, like, judging a man a lot of the time. The first, like, time I see him, I struggle thinking about getting into a relationship because I just see how toxic some people can be. Like, I'll never forget this one time that I just saw this. Like, I just. This guy booked me. He had come to my hotel. I wasn't on a tour. I was just like, this was just at my house and, like, I had gone to the hotel to Meet him. We had done the deed and I was like, oh. Like, what are you. What are you getting up to this weekend? He was like, oh, I'm at my bucks party. Like, it. It was like his. Like he was getting, like, married tomorrow. And I'm like, what the. Like, oh, that's disgusting. Like, are you serious? You're out here doing this? Like, this is your bucks weekend? Like, it's just. It's insane. It's made me not be able to trust guys like. Like, because that's the shit they do. They'll do that shit. And it's very rare that a guy doesn't want to do that. And it's great when they don't. Like, some guys aren't interested in that stuff and I'm more monogamous. But a lot of the time guys want to fuck around, so. Yeah, it makes me hard to trust to trust men, unfortunately. Can you enjoy sex in your personal life? It depends how hard I'm working. Like, if I've just done a tour or something, the last thing I want to be doing is having sex. But if I'm not working as much, if I'm seeing, like, you know, one client a week or like, whenever I want, then I do get my sex drive back. But I think especially when you're like, having sex with a lot of men, that is very, like, unpleasurable. It's just like, meh sex. Like, it lowers your sex drive so hard like someone else. How do you handle awkward situations? I think, see, I used to be more of a people pleaser and, like, when I would see clients, I would be, like, super, you know, talkative and, like, feel the awkward silence and stuff. But now I don't care if, like, this awkward silence. Like, especially if I'm having a conversation with someone. Like, I just, like, I say to myself, it's okay to have some awkward silence. Like, it's not a big deal. So, yeah, I think I've changed in that regard. Hey, mommy. He looks so cute right now. I just want to squish him. Who else has that song stuck in their head? Alexander, come back to see. Oh, my God. It's like, so funny. It's so, like such a funny tick tock. And everyone does it so well, like, the ones that I see doing it. But it's a catchy song. I got it stuck in my head. What's the fastest client you've ever been with? I would say, like, within a, like a minute or two. Two minutes max. Like, even that's long. Yeah, I'VE been with someone. I've been with people who have, like, come, like, within the first minute, 30 seconds. Mommy, come back here. Come back here. Mommy. That's my little noise I make to my cats. They think that I have food when I do that. Zoe. Zoe. If you think I have food.
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Nova
Mommy.
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Kayla Jade
Hey, come here. Come here. I'm gonna miss him so much. When I go to Europe for a month. I'm flying my nephew over to watch my kitties, and they're gonna watch my chickens, But I'm gonna miss him so much. I just ordered one of those, like, biscuit cat feeders that have, like, the camera in it, and you can, like, talk to them. So I'll have that set up before we go so I can chat to the kitties. Hey. Hey, baby. Oh, you're so beautiful. You're so beautiful. Oh, I love him so much. How much prep goes into booking ready. So it's a lot, like, it's. It's a lot for my body for the one day because I'll get up before my first client, have a shower, shave, moisturize, tan, whatever I need to do to look ready, put on my makeup, hair done, and then, like, once I've seen that client, like, I have to do that all over again. And I'll end up having, like, seven showers in a day and, like, moisturizing my body seven times, and, like, it just makes your skin so dry. So, like, by the end of the day, I'm just like. Like, I could feel my skin almost, like, cracking because it's just, like, I've, like, put it through so much. Especially, like, because I'm a little bit sensory. Like, I hate wearing makeup, and so reapplying makeup onto, like, makeup that's, you know, come off over the mouth or, like, with all the friction areas. Like, that's stressful for me. So it's, like, the grossest feeling having to reapply makeup. But you got to do it. It's worth it. Worth it for the cash injection. One more question. What are your type of clients? Like, who do you see? Like, what's your most common guy? Like, I get asked a lot, but, like, it's funny because I always try to, like, picture it as, like, if you're walking down the street in a city or whatever, like, all the guys around you, like, those are my type of clients. Like, they're just normal guys. Like, there'll be guys in suits, and then there'll be guys more casual, and then there'll be older guys and younger guys. I've had every sort of guy. So yeah, I think like people have this idea on my, in their head that the client would be like, you know, like a loner or like someone who like is super unattractive or. But I would say they're pretty normal, honestly. Which is like the scary thing, like thinking how normal they are. It's like, you know, you never know what kind of life the sky leads. Oh, my goodness, you're so beautiful, mommy. They haven't really been looking at the eggs at all. Like, I thought they would be like hovering over the eggs, but they haven't really had any interest in them, have you, mommy? But I'm sure as soon as they hatch, they'll be like all over them. I just ordered some clothes for Europe, so I thought I would show you guys what I got. Oh, don't show my address, please. Let me show you what I got for Europe. I want to get like just, I don't know, a really cute outfit for Paris. Like, you know, polka dots or like black and white. Something black and white. So I haven't found that yet. First up is I got this little cute little shirt. I feel like this is very European. And then it's got the little tie at the back. I feel like this is like, this is giving Paris. I would wear this in Paris. Just having a look at the Eiffel Tower. This was like, like navy skirt or something. A little cute skirt or even like 3/4 pants would look really cute. Oh, I got this little headband. So it looks cute when you have like your hair down, but it like pushes all your hair back. Don't look at my balding head. Okay. But like it's cute you have your hair down. Next. Oh, I need to show you these shoes. I love these. They're like little black sandals, but they've got a heel. Australians call these thongs. Like the shoe, not the heel bar, but just the shoe. But in New Zealand we call them jandals, so. So I always say that, but I haven't heard someone say jandals in so long. So I think it's slowly getting out of my vocabulary. Next, I got this little set. I'll show you. It's like a one shoulder top and then it's got like the matching skirt. This is like a long maxi. It's gonna look really cute on. I'm not gonna do a try on haul, but once I'm in Europe, you'll see me wearing these clothes. I've noticed like I've got like certainly everything's like cream or like light yellows which I really love at the moment. The light yellows and this dress, it's like a little off shoulder off shoulder dress. I feel like I'm staying I told you guys that I'm staying at a castle. So like I feel like this would be a cute for the castle vibes. So excited. I am so excited to go to Europe. I am literally counting down the days. I just want to go so bad. I just can't wait to have like a break from clients and just enjoy my holiday. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this episode. Don't forget to follow me on Spotify and Apple Music. New episodes drop every Wednesday, sometimes Friday. Bye guys. Warren Chi it's an energy someone gives off when their appliances and home systems are protected by an American Home Shield warranty. Don't worry, be warranty for 20% off plans. Visit ahs.com listen see ahs.com contracts for coverage details including limit amounts, fees, limitations and exclusions.
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