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Hey, guys. Welcome back to story time. Today I'm going to talk about my celebrity Encounter Part two. This has been a long time coming. I have been waiting to do this episode, so I'm so excited to do it. My client book the most get ready. Oh, my God, you guys do a pack. I'm finally sitting on my new bed. No more sleeping on a mattress on the floor. I love it so much. I've been having the best sleeps of my life on this bed. I've actually been dreaming, like, really hectic dreams every night since I got this bed, which is craz because I don't usually have dreams, but I think it goes perfectly. I'm just trying to find, like, a nice cover to go on it. I'm not sure if they're, like, double white suits. I was thinking of getting, like, a. Like, a dark green or something. I've been into the dark greens and creams lately, so that's what we might change it to. But today I wanted to talk about finally, the celebrity encounter part two. So we're gonna do a little recap on the first one. Just like a quick recap. Recap. And then we're gonna go straight into it. But I wanted to tell you that I just booked a Europe trip. Oh, my God. I've been to Europe before. Like, I've been to Holy. There is a spider right in front of you guys. It's literally like if it dropped, it would land on the camera. I am not kidding. But it's a baby. But it's a huntsman, which means there's a mama huntsman somewhere. Oh, my God. Why is it every time I want to record an episode, there's some bug in the room with me? Maybe it's like an omen or something. I don't know. I don't like it, but it's probably, like, yay big. Like, it's not. It's not huge, but, like, it's gonna go huge. Like, those are, like, the ones that eat Birds. So is going to be big. Anyway. Yeah, so I booked Europe which is like so exciting because I've been to Europe before but it's always been for work. Like when I went to the UK I was working there and then I went to elsewhere and to see someone and I was also working so I feel like I've never had like a proper holiday in the uk. Like it's just always been there for to see clients. So yeah, I'm starting in. I'll show you on my map. Let's just search Europe. That's basically what I did. I was just like, I'm going to search Europe and just figure out a spot to go and then go there. So I'm actually going because it's baby daddy's birthday so I'm actually surprising him with this big Europe trip. Okay. I haven't told him where we're going. He just knows that we're going overseas. Haven't told him where we're going. He's probably thinking we're going to Bali or some shit. But no, we're going to do this massive Europe tour and taking the kids as well obviously. So yeah, we're going for about a month. We're going to start in. You guys probably can't see this but I've got the Google Maps here. We're going to start in Edinburgh in Scotland and then we're going to. We're gonna hire a car in Edinburgh, like a one way car. So you pick it up in Edinburgh and then we're gonna drive to Liverpool because baby daddy's a massive Beatles fan and so am I. But apparently they have this like Beatles tour that he's like, it's his lifelong dream to do that. So I'm gonna take him to do the Beatles tour and then. Oh my gosh, I just booked a fucking to stay at SO in. Oh it's like Thornberry Castle or something. We are staying in the same room as Henry VIII stayed in. Okay. This place is going to be haunted as but I am so excited. I just can't wait to do like the Haunted Ghost tour. I don't know if my kids will want to do that but we'll try and convince them. I just find that so fun. Like it just historic buildings and like I just can't wait to just like go to the like there's like a pub in the UK that was made in like 500 year 560. Like what even is that? That is insane. So we're going from Edinburgh to Liverpool so he can do his little Beatles tour. And then we're going to. I've heard Cotswolds is, like, really pretty. Like, just so, like, scenic and beautiful. So we're gonna go there. I think we'll just. We probably want to stay there. We're gonna stay in the Thornberry Castle, and then on the way to London, we'll probably stop in Cotswolds or Bath, I think it's called is like, another really pretty area. Oh, yeah, because the castle's in Bristol. I don't even know if you guys know where this is. Maybe some of you are from the uk, But. But so we're gonna go there, and we're gonna go to the Stonehenge on the way to London. So we're gonna stay in London for a few days, and then. I had no idea. But you can actually train from London to Paris, which is crazy. You go, like, literally underwater. So we're gonna train to Paris. And get this. I got. I managed to convince one of my subscribers to, well, subscriber slash client to book me a room at this place in Paris. It's $4,000 over. $4,000 a night. Yeah. She's expensive, but it's like, the best view of the Eiffel Tower, so it's worth it. But he would only book me one night. I mean, fair enough. So I'm staying there. Well, we're all going to stay there for one night, and there's no strings attached, by the way. So we're staying there for one night in Paris, and we're gonna check out, you know, like, the Louvre and, like, all of the touristy stuff. But, like, I really want to go. Like, I don't just want to do the touristy stuff. I want to go out of town and, like, explore the little towns outside of the city. Paris itself. And then. Oh, my gosh, Disneyland. Paris has a Disneyland. I forgot about that. That would be so fun. I've been to Disneyland in the States and in Japan, so a Paris one would be cool, too. But I feel like even a month is just, like, not enough time. Because we're going to go from Paris to. I either want to go to Nice, which is like. Like French Riviera area is beautiful. Either Nice or the French Alps. And I'm like, both are so beautiful. But either way would be perfect because we're going to go from the French Alps or Nice, cross over to Italy, and, like, how amazing is it that, like, everywhere you go over here, you can just train to different towns, and it's like, Two hours away. Like, you could literally train to, like, Switzerland. Takes like three, four hours from Paris. And then Italy, we're gonna go to Florence. You know, all the. All the stuff, all the works. The Vatican, Rome. I've just, like. I've, like, my whole tick tock feed right now is just, like, places to go. I've just been searching, like, little places to go everywhere. And then after Italy, we are gonna go to Greece for not very long, probably like a week, because I want to go to Santorini. That's a place where I've always wanted to go. And it's gonna be September, so I'm hoping it's like, not peak season. Like, it's still gonna be busy, but it's not, like, summer busy. So, yeah, that's my little trip. I cannot wait. I just. I can't wait to just do a holiday and not think about work for a bit. Not take on any clients, you know, unless, like, something crazy came up. But yeah, for the most part, just enjoy myself. So, yeah, I'm excited for that. Okay, so let's recap the first celebrity encounter. So I get flowing halfway across the world, meet up with this celeb, and it's just like, I'm staying at this beautiful villa with all these people, and, you know, there's crazy sex, parties, the works. Like, orgies every night, watching his wife get pounded by, you know, 10 guys. Like, crazy shit. Doing, like, live sex shows in front of people, like, just so much. So if you haven't seen that, make sure you watch that one before you watch this, because this is part two. So where I left off was I flew back home without really telling him. I was just like, I just want to go. I'm done. I'm tired. I've been having, like, not only if I've been having sex every night at these, like, huge orgy parties. I'm also my friend that I'm there with. Well, he invited me over as well as the celeb. I've been fucking him every night. It's a lot. I need to go. I need to go. So I contact the team, they book me a flight home, whatever. I end up getting home and. And because, like, I had just, like before that trip, I just had, like, a massive trip with a client. So, like, I was so tired, like, before I even got to that event. So by the time I got home, I had to go straight to a wedding in New Zealand. I was out of reception because I was just hanging out with my family. I wasn't checking my phone or anything. And once I got into reception, I looked on my WhatsApp and I had like 100 messages from this celebrity being like, where are you? Don't do this to me. Why aren't you coming back? Like, just all this crazy. And I was like, oh, whoa. And I just like, sort of left it. I was like, I'm not dealing with this. Like, this shit's weird. And I, like, I genuinely can't come back. Like, I can't just put my life on hold again, you know, because, like, a lot of these celebs just live without, like, they don't have to work, they don't have, like a lot of responsibilities or, you know, when they're in the off season, I guess. So going there, I was just like, man, I'm gonna have to put my work on hold. I'm gonna have to. And like, you can't post there either. So, like, it's not like, like, yes, I do content stuff, but I couldn't really do anything. I couldn't be posting, like, where I was and all the sites that I was seeing, I had to keep it secret. Not secret, but you know what I mean? So, yeah, I was like, it's not really worthwhile for me. So I left it. And then over like the course of a year, he sort of like reached out to me and like, I would reply and it was fine. And then it was funny. I remember it was about a year later, I remember being in a hotel with a client and his, like, message popped up and I hadn't heard from him in a while. I was like, oh, my God. And that's when he was like, hey, do you want to come here? Like, I really want to fly you here. And I was like, fuck it. All right, I'll do it for the plot. So we booked flights within like three hours. And then the next day I was basically, I had flown to the next destination. I expected it to be the same sort of vibe, sex, parties, like, lots of people there. And I immediately went to my hotel. He had booked me a hotel. It was probably like a 10 minute walk from his hotel. So I got to the hotel and like, I, like, this is how rushed I was. From the time we started talking to the time I was on the plane. I had to rush to get everything ready. I had to like, rush and put my fake tan on. I literally went on the plane, like, marinating in my fake tan. Like, that's how rushed I was. So I got to the hotel, I fucking stank because I'd Just been, like, marinating in sweat and tan for, like, the past, like, however long on the plane. And so I immediately get in the shower and I basically do my full glam in, like, one hour. And he's like, come on. Like, come over. Like, I'm ready to see you. So I was like, okay, I'm ready. I get in the taxi, go to his hotel, and this hotel is the most exclusive bougie as hotel that I have ever seen. Like, I wouldn't even call it a hotel. Like, what are they. Let me Google it. What do they call it? Google says it's a hyper luxurious urban sanctuary. And that's what it was. It was very, like, minimalist. Yeah, Just very exclusive. Like, even when driving there from the street, you would have no idea where it is. Like, there's no signs. There's no entry. Well, there is, but, like, you got to know how to get there. So you drive down this, like, you drive down this, like, car park ramp and go like, seven levels down, where you're greeted by a host at the door. And then they ask you, like, are you checking in? Why are you here? Like, who are you here to see? And then they escort you to, like, the reception, which, like, the reception is on, like, the 40th floor or something. Like, it's so high up. And then you get to this reception area, and it is just so beautiful. Like, the space is just so open and very minimalist, tranquil, incredible. So I got to the reception and I'm like, oh, I'm here to see. I said the room number and they were like, okay, name. Like, what's the name on the room? And I have to say this guy's name. And it's just like. I don't know, it's the most weirdest thing, just, like, saying his name. I'm like, I. Like, I felt like I was going to get in trouble or something. So they were immediately like, okay, well, go take a seat, like, in this waiting area and, like, we'll check in on things and make sure everything's okay. Obviously checking that I'm not some, like, psycho fan, that I'm actually here, like, because he wants me to be there. So I wait, and then about 10 minutes later, I get escorted to his room. Yeah. Like, the hotel person takes me immediately to the room, knocks on the door, and he opens the door, and I'm like, hi. And I just feel so awkward in this hotel. Like, I'm literally, like, dressed in this, like, basically fishnet stocking dress. Like, it's just there's no coverage. Like, it's just the most see through thing in the world because he asked me to wear that. He saw it on my Instagram or something and he was like, I love that dress. And I was like, okay, I'll wear that. But it was like, yeah, it was very see through, very tight. It was basically like a body stocking. But I had like a jacket over the top of that, obviously. And I was wearing high heels. Not like high heel, high heels, but they were like little heels. So, yeah. And like, just caked on makeup. Like, I just didn't look like I suited the place at all. Massive nails, you know, they knew why I was there. So, yeah, it was a little bit awkward in the hotel, but they escorted me up to his room. He opened the door and it was like, oh, my God. And so I went in and I immediately realized, like, it's pretty much just him here. Like, it's not like it was last time where there was like 50, 100 people. It wasn't like that at all. It was just him and, like two other guys and they were working on something. And so I was like, oh, my God, Like, I'm here for him. What the. Like, I'm the only one here. Like, what is this? This is crazy. So we get into the penthouse suite. I don't even if there's another one above penthouse. It had to be it because it was just like a whole apartment and it was just incredible. We were just chilling. We started chilling and they were like, sort of working on stuff. And that was the first time where I saw the bottle, like, you know, the tequila azul in the fancy, like little bottles. So I had some of that. And like, usually I don't like tequila, but that was actually quite nice. Like, it was quite smooth. Usually if I smelled tequila, I'm like, like, no, can't do it. Too many bad times on that. But it was fine. So I was drinking that. They had like these like little cheese platters and like, really cutesy stuff and. But yeah, it was kind of awkward because it was just like him and me and then he was like cuddling and kissing me and. And then we were like, sort of dancing together and just like having a good time. And then we go to the bedroom and we start fucking, obviously, and he starts fucking me raw. And I'm like, I wasn't like, I was a little concerned about what I might catch fucking this guy. What role? So I was fucking this guy and. And he started saying some very questionable stuff to me. Like, I won't even repeat it on here because I just would not want those words coming out of my mouth. And then he wanted me to say the words and I was like, absolutely not. Like, I. I was thinking in my head, I didn't say this, but I was like, I don't care who you are. Like, no amount of money is going to make me say that. So I didn't say what he wanted me to say, but he was fine. He didn't really care. I just. Just ignored him sort of. And then he, like, I'm pretty sure he came in me or like, he was coming in me and he, like, pulled out as he was coming and I was like, oh, my God, if I wasn't on birth control, I could have been a billionaire. But anyway, that didn't happen. But yeah, he was just like. It was kind of a weird experience. He was, like, showing me all these videos of, like, his wife. And like, his wife knew I was there. They're very open. He even called his wife, like, while I was there, like, with him in bed. So, yeah, they're very open in that aspect. I wasn't concerned about that. But yeah, he was showing me a lot of stuff and I was like, wow, this is full on. So, yeah, we end up finishing. We go back out there and then by this time, like, a group of people had come in. There was about like, five, seven people. And I just immediately clicked with the girls there. We were, like, drinking, having fun, like, talking amongst ourselves. And, like, I started really getting the ick from the A lister. And also Troy. So, you know, Troy, my little companion last time. Well, that's. I think that's what I called him in the first video. That's not actually his name, but he wasn't there. He wasn't there this time because I was messaging him, being like, are you coming? Like, where are you? Like, come on. Come, come, come, come. And he was like, oh, no. Like, the A lister hasn't invited me. I was like, oh, that's awkward. So, yeah, he wasn't there, but I immediately made friends with these, like, new people in this group. And we were chatting, drinking, and he really started giving me the ick. Like the A lister. Like, just little things he was saying. I was like, ew. Like, we would be talking and he would just, like, butt into the conversation and say weird stuff. And I'm like, that's weird. I don't know, I just got a real weird vibe from him. And then we were having fun and, like, it was like 3am at this point. And we were like, let's go out. We want to go to a strip club. Like, we want to go have fun. And the A Lister just started packing, like the biggest sook. He was like, I don't want to go and. Because I'll have to take a separate car because of, like, paparazzi. Like, he's like, I have to take a separate car and, like, you know, do all this stuff so that, like, I don't get bombarded. And, like, I get that. I understand that. And he's probably like, I'm too old. Like, I don't want to be doing this shit, going out with, like, young people. Fair enough. So he didn't want to go, but I was like, look, I'm going to go have fun. Like, I don't care if you're saying, I'm going, I'm going with my friends. So we all go and we get a taxi. And he's just acting like a fucking teenage boy. He's like, messaging me when I'm down, waiting for the taxi, being like, if you don't come back up, like, you don't blah, blah, blah, and you don't like me and all this stuff. Like, literally acting like a teenager. I'm like, oh, my God, this man has just given me the biggest ick. Like, I'm just like, I am completely off this man. Like, this is just embarrassing. Like, the way he's acting. And he just had the biggest ego about him. Like, oh, he's so, like, you know, so high and almighty and like, you know, he can't go to these clubs because he's just so famous. And I get that he's famous, but it's just like. It's just what he was saying in the principal. I was like, man, this is just fully gone to your head. Like, it's just gross. So we say bye bye to him and we leave and go to the strip club. And that was the first time that I met Don Tolliver and Baby Keem was there as well. They were just randomly there. Like, I don't know who they're with. They were at the strip club and, oh, my God. I probably won't talk too much about it, but they were acting like. I can't even remember if they were together or not. But Don was acting like a puppy. He was following me around everywhere. And I had no idea who these guys were. Like, I knew Don Toliver, but I didn't know what they look like, so I had no idea who they are. So I'M like, excuse me, like, can you go and guess what he did? He pulled out the. Do you really not know who I am? I was like, no, I really don't. Please tell me. And oh my God. Like it was just embarrassing the way he was acting and just like the way these men are just. They feel like they're so entitled to sex. Like they are just like sex maniacs. Like they were just follow girls around and like be such little creeps. And like they kept like trying to get me to go back there back, but I didn't want to. I didn't want to borrow them. So I was like, no, I'm just going to go have fun. And the whole trip they were just constantly messaging, trying to. Yeah. Anyway. And we're back. I just had a little break. I had to get a little up and go protein energize. This is not an ad, by the way. I just need a little protein snack because I'm ravenous lately. I think it's because I've been like, I've been working out more. I've actually been going to the gym and to try and get like fit and healthy just in general. Like, I got to the point where I was just like, I was just not eating my, like not eating right, not eating healthy, not exercising. I was feeling so sluggish. I would get so tired at bookings, like exercising there. Like I would just be puffing. I was like, I just do not want to be unhealthy anymore. So I started going back to the gym. I don't push myself too hard. Like I go three times a week, two to three times a week. Like I try to go three times a week and then go on a couple walks throughout the week. And I feel so good doing that. I think it's important not to, you know, because I would always struggle to get myself to the gym because I had such like high expectations of myself. I was like, you need to be lifting weights for like the next three hours and like you don't need to do that. If anything, it's like not good for you to do that. So I'm like 45 minute workout three days a week and I'm happy doing that and I'm seeing results because I actually enjoy doing that. I don't have the, like I have to go to the gym every day and it's like, you know, eating my soul up. Like so that. And I. Plus I love walking and I live in nature now, so there's walks literally everywhere. Like I back onto like A national park. So I can just walk everywhere. It's amazing. But, yeah, as I was saying, I get home from the strip club, met Don Tolliver, baby Keem. That was crazy. Got home, like, to the hotel. I don't think I went home with anyone that night. Can't remember, but went to sleep. Didn't hear back from the A lister until the next day. When I woke up, I saw, like, I had a message from him, I think, and he was fine. Like, he was chill. I didn't end up seeing him that day, though, because he was busy, like, working on what he was working on. So I just hung out with the group that I met the night before, and we just went to the bars and, like, went to clubs. We went to this club that had, like, eight levels on it, and every level was like, a different club. Met some more, like, celebs, not like, like, B list celebs there. And we just hung out and had a good time. Like, I was just enjoying myself, which was great. Like, I was there for work, but I ended up just really having fun on this little holiday. I wasn't there for long. I ended up leaving early because I was like, I'm just exhausted. I want to go home. I'm not someone that just constantly binge parties. Like, it's. It's very hard for me to go, like, two days in a row or something. So I ended up leaving early. I. I did actually see the A lister, like, before I left. I saw him a couple times, and again, vibe was just off. He was acting weird, saying weird stuff. I was like, this isn't a vibe. I ended up leaving without telling him again. And as soon as I got home, yeah, he messaged me again, being like, where are you? What happened? Like, when are you coming back? And I'm like, I can't come back. Like, mate, you just, like, you live, like, this life and, like, I've got responsibilities. I've got, like, work I've got to do. And plus, like, when you're there, you can't really be posting or, like, taking content or anything because obviously they don't want to disclose, like, location and stuff like that. So I remember even when I got back, like, I didn't post anything until, like, I got back when I started posting things. Nothing to do with him. Like, I literally did not say anywhere that I was going to see some celebrity. Like, I didn't say anything like that. I just started posting, like, pics on my Instagram and stuff of where I was. And he messaged me Being like, take it down and all this stuff. And it was just like. I felt like the first time it was really fun, and then the second time it was, like, kind of controlling and weird. So, yeah, so after that I was kind of like, oh, okay. Got a bit of the ick from him. And like, yeah, I didn't really, like, we would message a little bit, but I was very closed off. Like, I just didn't really want to go back. And I don't think I would go back because, yeah, the energy was just very off. The vibe was different, the stuff he was saying was different. But yeah, it's a thing with, like, meeting these kinds of people. Like, meeting, you know, even Don Toliver just, like, the way they act and, like, it's like they're literally people. At the end of the day, they're still fucking needy. They're annoying. They'll message you like a needy guy, a needy boyfriend. Like, they're not this big, like, thing that TV makes it seem to be. Like, they're not this, like, amazing, like, aura that, you know, you would think they are. Like, they're just normal people that have normal conversations. Yes, they have money. Maybe it goes to their head. But at the end of the day, they still have fucking shit going on. So, yeah, I guess now it sort of made me not really see, I guess the glitz and glamour of it as much. Like before, it was like, so exciting being like, oh, wait, like, he's gonna fly me here. And this is crazy. But now it's just like. It's kind of normal, I guess. Like, it's just. It doesn't really. I just don't really get the excitement that I used to. And maybe because I've just dissociated for the past couple years, but I don't know what it is. But, yeah, I just don't get the excitement that I used to. So I probably won't go back there anyway. But, yeah, we'll see what comes next. And if I go, I'll do it for the plot. Probably do it so I can tell you guys. But yeah, that's. That's the episode for today. Thanks for listening. Obviously, if you guys have any places where I should visit in, like, Europe or the uk, please let me know because it's the first time I'm going there, like, just traveling and just enjoying myself and not having to worry about clients or work or, like, content as much. So please let me know. I really want to have a fun time. And yeah, I'm super excited for it. Okay guys, thanks for listening and I will see you next Wednesday. Bye.
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