Storytime with Kayla Jade

Episode: We Joined the Mile High Club
Host: MIK Made
Guest/Co-host: Kayla Jade (and possibly Eden)
Release Date: September 2, 2025

Episode Overview

In this candid and energetic episode, Kayla Jade and co-host MIK Made dive into one of their most outrageous and unforgettable work stories—actually joining the infamous Mile High Club during a full-service sex work scene filmed over Las Vegas. Listeners are treated to hilarious, honest, and sometimes chaotic anecdotes as the duo recounts the planning, mishaps, and aftermath of the experience. The episode also explores related topics around sex work, body image, the realities of topless waitressing, technology's role in intimacy, and heartfelt reflections on self-worth, love languages, and growing up.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Chickens and Everyday Life

• The episode opens with a lighthearted update about Kayla rescuing chickens whose heat lamps went out, leading to witty back-and-forth about how rescuing animals impacts their eating habits.
  • "Oh, you say Mother Teresa over here." — Host (01:39)
  • "I haven't been able to eat chicken since." — Guest (01:51)

2. Planning for the Mile High Club Video

• Kayla and Eden (guest/co-host) detail how the idea came about, expressing a mix of excitement and anxiety.
• Costume hunting in LA: A hot, tiring quest trying to find 'realistic but sexy' flight attendant outfits.
  • "We wanted it to be like realistic but like also like sexy because like obviously of what we're filming." — Host (03:00)

3. The Las Vegas Adventure

• The limo ride is comically short—essentially just to add to the fantasy.
• They meet up with their male co-star, described as very friendly, who picks them up in a flashy car.
• The co-star’s house has strict “rules” listed, giving college vibes.

4. Pre-Flight Chaos and Heat Exhaustion

• June in Vegas: Scorching temperatures (up to 47°C / 117°F), melting their makeup and draining their energy.
  • "It was disgustingly hot. Like, we get there, our makeup is just rank. Like, it's disgusting." — Host (05:00)

5. The Actual Mile High Club Experience

• The private plane is tiny and sweltering.
• Procedural run-through: Take-off, cockpit privacy partition, and the severe heat challenge.
• Pilot’s warning about the risk of motion sickness—completely accurate, as it turns out.
  • "The pilot was like, listen, it's really hot today. I think that, like, you're potentially going to feel sick up there... We were like, no, we're not going to do that... He was so right." — Host (06:16)
• Motion sickness takes its toll: Eden (or Kayla) throws up mid-scene but powers through.
  • "Because you were sitting backwards as well. That never helped. This person, she gets motion sickness in the car." — Host (06:56)
  • "Literally, you could actually see Kayla bent over, just puking." — Host (09:22)

6. Professionalism Amidst Chaos

• Despite feeling and appearing unwell (pale, dehydrated), both finish the scene.
• Memorable moment with "prison lube" (using hot water bottles due to dehydration) for the final shot.
  • "He called it prison lube because he had to use the water to, like, try and finish." — Host (10:37)
• Immediate request to the pilot to land after wrapping up; the ordeal wiped them out for days.

Notable Quote:

• "Would we do it again? No, we would not." — Host (11:21)

7. Behind the Scenes of Topless Waitressing (12:11)

• Kayla discusses dabbling in topless waitressing—her apprehensions, safety concerns, and lack of enthusiasm compared to other service work.
  • "I'm not really cut out for it... I'm too much of a stick in the mud." — Host (12:28)
  • "You sort of have that hustle mentality as well if you want to make some extra money." — Guest (13:59)
• Stories about working in harsh conditions (freezing outdoor jobs), and setting boundaries.

8. Sex Robots and Technology's Impact on Intimacy (15:24)

• A candid chat about the ethics and societal impact of sex robots: objectification, increase in violence concerns, and fears about deepening loneliness.
  • "If you're satiated in that area, why would you ever leave your house? So I kind of fear for people because they're saying everyone's already lonely... I don't think that sex robots is going to help that." — Host (16:24, 16:57)

9. Dating & Relationships as a Sex Worker (17:02)

• Kayla shares that dating has not been as challenging as some assume; most men she's met are unfazed by her work.
  • "Nobody cares. Honestly, the most common response that I've gotten from guys is, if I was a chick, I would do the same thing." — Host (17:11)
• Discussion on relationship boundaries, monogamy, and 'icks' in both work and dating settings (e.g., boundary-pushing clients, clients wanting more than what's professional).

10. Real Talk on Skincare Routines (19:47)

• Both hosts debunk the myth that expensive skincare always delivers; simplicity is often just as effective.
• Personal anecdotes about facial treatments, peels, and ultimately resorting to basic pharmacy brands with equal results.

Notable Quote:

• "Everything that is really expensive probably isn't doing much to your skin. My skin's exactly the same." — Guest (20:09)

11. Personal Growth and Girlhood Reflections (26:08–30:40)

• Childhood in small towns—few pursued university; social expectations differed.
• Warm reminiscence about a quirky pottery class, hobbies, and what they'd tell their 17-year-old selves.
  • "I guess for me it would probably be just not to worry so much... my top priority was a relationship or like thinking about another person." — Guest (27:06)
  • "If I could go back now and only have one lesson at that age, that would be the lesson: listen, sis, it's just not that deep until you're actually ready." — Host (30:40)
• The value of prioritizing personal development over relationships at a young age.

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "Oh, you say Mother Teresa over here." — Host, referring to rescuing chickens (01:39)
• "We wanted it to be like realistic but like also like sexy because like obviously of what we're filming." — Host (03:00)
• "It was disgustingly hot. Like, we get there, our makeup is just rank. Like, it's disgusting." — Host (05:00)
• "The pilot was like, listen, it's really hot today. I think that, like, you're potentially going to feel sick up there...He was so right." — Host (06:16)
• "Literally, you could actually see Kayla bent over, just puking." — Host (09:22)
• "He called it prison lube because he had to use the water to, like, try and finish." — Host (10:37)
• "Would we do it again? No, we would not." — Host (11:21)
• "I'm not really cut out for it... I'm too much of a stick in the mud." — Host, on topless waitressing (12:28)
• "If you're satiated in that area, why would you ever leave your house? So I kind of fear for people because they're saying everyone's already lonely... I don't think that sex robots is going to help that." — Host (16:57)
• "Nobody cares. Honestly, the most common response that I've gotten from guys is, if I was a chick, I would do the same thing." — Host, about dating as a sex worker (17:11)
• "Everything that is really expensive probably isn't doing much to your skin. My skin's exactly the same." — Guest (20:09)
• "If I could go back now and only have one lesson at that age, that would be the lesson: listen, sis, it's just not that deep until you're actually ready." — Host (30:40)

Engaging Audience Q&A (Selected Highlights)

• Topless Waitressing: Motivation for doing it (“cash grab”), the unpredictable environment, importance of safety and boundaries.
• Sex Robots: Technology, gendered inventions, loneliness, and fears for the future of human connection.
• Dating & the 'Ick': Healthy boundaries with clients; the difference between genuine connection and professional detachment.
• Skincare: No miracle products; practicality reigns over extravagance.
• Personal Growth Lessons: The pitfalls of seeking validation in relationships during youth, and the importance of focusing on yourself.

Final Thoughts

Kayla and MIK deliver an unfiltered, comedic, and at times vulnerable discussion that expertly blends wild work anecdotes with genuine self-reflection and sage advice. This episode stands out for its willingness to get real about the highs and lows of sex work, the realities behind the scenes, and the broader issues of modern intimacy and self-image—all wrapped up in the pair's trademark candid, supportive tone.