"Polymarket" w/ Jason Stewart

Summary

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StraightioLab Podcast Summary: "Polymarket" w/ Jason Stewart

Date: February 10, 2026
Hosts: George Civeris, Sam Taggart
Guest: Jason Stewart (How Long Gone Podcast)

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Episode Overview

This episode of StraightioLab welcomes Jason Stewart, co-host of How Long Gone, to explore the straightness of “Polymarket”—the exploding world of prediction markets powered by crypto—and a host of other “straight” topics (like driving, jogger pants, and barbershops). The trio discuss the cultural signifiers of straightness, the shifting boundaries between straight and queer-coded behaviors (and podcasts), and the allure, horror, and humor of betting on the outcome of, well, everything. The conversation weaves in-and-out of personal observations, pop culture, and the existential dread/joy of living in the 2020s.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Coffee Culture, LA vs. NY, and Rules (04:15–08:05)

• The hosts and Jason open with a critique of Philz Coffee (too sweet, lost authenticity after VC buyout) and Maru (trendy, Instagram-centric).
• “It was just such a tech town… Philz was the one thing where you’re like, finally some authenticity… now it’s like Jamba Juice.”
  — George (04:54)
• Jason introduces the observation that success in LA is often about “knowing the right times” and following unwritten rules.
  “LA is… where you have to constantly know the rules or you will be punished.” — George (07:31)

2. Podcasting, Influencer Culture & Self-Deprecation (10:06–13:56)

• Jason discusses his influencer “day job” and fully embraces the title, noting that online engagement is real business. “Yeah, I have to. I’m like, this is a show that gets me… twice the age of these little gay boys.”
  — Jason (10:17)
• The group riff on how comedians are defensive about their own jobs, with Jason contrasting the performative self-deprecation of famous podcasters like Smartless and Seth Rogen (“I’m a stoner, I suck”) with a push for pride in the weird work they do.
• “If it really is that embarrassing, don’t fucking do it.”
  — Jason, on self-deprecating celebrity podcasters (12:28)
• “We are sort of pioneering the idea of being a non self-deprecating podcaster.”
  — Sam (11:48)

3. Gay Culture, Language, and Digital Flirtation (15:26–18:28)

• The hosts educate Jason on the sexual connotation of “woof” and its positive use in bear subculture (vs. negative, straight connotation). “Woof is an interesting word… Like, in gay, I feel like it usually means good.”
  — Sam (15:51)
• Discussion transitions to emoji-based flirting (nut emoji, “woofing” on Scruff), and the different “languages” of queer online communication. “Depends on the size of the nut, but it’s typically a peanut…”
  — Jason, on the emoji of choice (17:39)

4. Straight Guests, “Queen Out,” and Permission to be Campy (20:02–21:28)

• Jason notes how straight guests on queer-coded podcasts sometimes “queen out” as a form of signaling safety or belonging. “Some straight guys come on and are like, ‘I come in peace.’ Others—‘it is time to queen out and I’m just as much part of this.’ Don’t you think all you want is permission to queen out?”
  — George (21:18)
• “That’s what this is. All these lights and cameras are about, right?” — Jason (21:29)

5. Segment: "Straight Shooters" Lightning Round (26:02–27:17)

• Rapid-fire “this or that” questions for Jason, full of campy wit—sample:
  • “Clapping back at a hater or Clapping Cheeks with Bill Hader?”
    “Clapping back at a hater.” — Jason (26:42)
  • “California Nation New York State of mind or Boston Strong?”
    “Boston Strong.” — Jason (27:05)

6. Substances & Sober/Not-Sober Relationships (27:52–30:41)

• Jason shares his current substance use—“does it all” (weed, etc.), while his co-host is now sober, but they joke about living vicariously through one another.
• Reflection on the unique dynamic: “The best part, he can drive me home.” — Jason (30:18)

7. The “Straight Topics” LIST (31:11–38:45)

Jason’s brainstormed list of "straight" topics (with discussion/mini-debates on each):

• Driving (Being the driver = “Daddy,” being driven = “Baby”)
• Fishing
• Cryptocurrency (Queered by its trans/futuristic associations? Jason, Sam, and George debate: “Is it trans to be into crypto?”—A reference to The Matrix and tech as a trans metaphor)
• Joining ICE (“Do you know any gay guys who have joined ICE?”—debate on state power/cops, pinkwashing, and gays as tools of the state)
• Spending Time In The Garage
• Jogger Pants (For gays, a signifier/cruising wear. For straights, athleisure.)
• Kanye West (Complex relations with problematic artists)
• Polymarket (Prediction markets—see extended discussion below)
• Fishing/Mating (Reproduction as a “straight” act)
• Grok (AI/tech lingo, and whether or not gays “grok”)
• Audio-Only Podcasts (Debate: “Is audio-only more straight?”—Jason: “Yeah. And I’m straight.”)
• “Your podcast is so, like, queer bait-y. I wouldn’t call it straight at all.” — George (39:12)

8. Featured Main Topic: Polymarket & Betting as "Straight" Culture (39:39–45:32)

• Polymarket and prediction markets are positioned as the ultimate expression of straightness—making everything measurable, quantifiable, literally “turning vibes into numbers.”
  • “It is very straight to make everything into numbers… I don’t want to deal with any vague.”
    — George (44:07)
• Jason envisions a future where people can buy public “stock” in celebrities (Addison Rae, etc.): “I’m going to buy $10,000 worth of Addison Rae stock… in 10 years, she’s on SNL… cash in, I’m rich.” (41:27)
• Sam/George frame this as “monetizing the one thing we’re good at: reading the vibes.”
• They tie in AI, job loss panic, and how “fighting” technological progress is futile, yet all we can do (“You do have to fight. You want to die with your boots on.” — Jason, 43:21)
• “AI destroying jobs is very straight, isn’t it?” — Jason (42:31)

9. Movie Theaters as "Third Spaces" & The Death of Middlebrow (45:17–46:32)

• Short meditation on movie theaters as communal IRL “third spaces” even as content consumption becomes digital and isolated.
• “Do you think Eataly is a third space?” (49:28)
• Jason’s “barber shop” = third space for “old school” male bonding and locker room talk (51:04)
• Extended (and surprisingly sociological!) riff on myths/realities of male straight talk, sexual boasting, and the comparative openness of women talking about sex compared to men (53:04–55:15)
  • Debunking the idea all straight men are horndogs behind closed doors—homophobia, not misogyny, is the “hidden” locker room subject.
    “There’s more homophobia than sexism that happens behind closed doors… true misogyny doesn’t really happen at all, period.” — Jason (56:02)

10. The Driving/Daddy Paradigm (59:12–61:02)

• Driving is both practical and an unacknowledged “straight” signifier (“When you’re driving, especially a group of people, you become daddy.” — Jason 59:12)
• Non-drivers (esp. in NYC) as “baby.” “That’s the clip, guys!” — Jason (59:41)
• Moments when even straight guys “get to be baby” (Delta One flights, being cared for when sick).

11. Bears, Gay Bars, and The Straight Ethos of Cheers (62:06–64:07)

• Tales from the Eagle, Mariah Carey events, and how the structure of gay bars actually parallels straight, old-school “Cheers”-style community.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You will be punished. Bad, spanked.” — Sam, on LA and its rules (07:40)
• “If it really is that embarrassing, don’t fucking do it.” — Jason, on celebrity podcasters dissing their own shows (12:28)
• “Woof is an interesting word. Like, in gay, I feel like it usually means good.” — Sam (15:51)
• “Gay people don’t like data… gay people are, you know, like a vibe, like ambiance. And then straight people… make everything into numbers.” — George (44:09)
• “Driving… you become daddy… and you guys be quiet.” — Jason (59:16)
• “There’s no like… the destruction of the middle class of misogyny. You’re either in the White House or in the penitentiary. Everything in the middle, zero misogyny.” — Jason (57:35/57:43)
• “I want a documentary series, like Love on the Spectrum, about women who own cybertrucks—because they're all murderers.” — Jason (70:00)
• “Send Jason a woof, everybody!” — George/Sam, episode close (65:56)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 04:15 – Opening riff: Philz, Maru, LA v. NY
• 10:06 – Jason’s influencer business, content/hustle cycle
• 15:26 – Woofing, emoji sex language, Scruff
• 20:02 – “Cleaning out”/Queen out, straight guests on gay podcasts
• 26:02 – “Straight Shooters” rapid-fire Q&A
• 31:11 – Jason’s list of “straight” topics
• 39:39 – Main stretch: Polymarket, prediction markets, “vibe monetization”
• 45:17 – Movie theaters as “third spaces”
• 51:04 – Barbershops, straight talk, myth-busting male sexual signaling
• 59:12 – Driving as “Daddy” energy
• 62:06 – Bears and the surprising straightness of gay bars
• 70:00 – Shoutout: women cybertruck owners
• 71:19 – Shoutout: Eagle bartenders (Sam), Dave's Killer Bread (George)
• 75:37 – LA bakery/pastry recommendations, party flex-off, closing

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Episode Flow & Tone

The banter is brisk, dry, and unapologetically referential. The conversation moves fluidly from niche pop-culture to surprisingly earnest sociological musings. Guests and hosts riff with self-aware irony, lampooning straight and gay cliches equally. There is a repeated willingness to complicate (and gently mock) identity-based binaries, straight culture’s obsessions with measurement and control, queer cultures’ focus on affect and vibe, and the increasingly blurred lines between these categories.

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For New Listeners

If you haven’t caught the episode, this summary captures the wild, unrefined laughter and moments of insight characteristic of StraightioLab. Whether you want to better understand why betting markets, driving, and barbershops are “straight,” or just want to hear three comedians spiral into self-aware tangents about woofing on Scruff, this one covers an impressive (and impressively silly) range.

Most essential segments:

• Prediction markets and the urge to quantify everything (39:39–45:32)
• The “Daddy/Driver” paradigm (59:12–61:02)
• The myth-busting on what “straight guys talk about” in private (51:04–55:15)
• Banter about community, bars, LA/NYC, and suffering-by-bad-bread (62:06–74:32)

Don’t miss:
Jason’s imaginative campaign for allowing people to “buy stock” in celebrities, his category-defying list of straight topics, and the closing “shoutouts,” featuring praise for both the bartenders at the Eagle and Dave’s Killer Bread.

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End of summary—skip to [39:39] for the in-depth Polymarket segment, or to [59:12] for one of the cleverest discussions of driving and identity you’ll ever hear on a podcast.

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[George Severis]

Just kidding. But it is us. It's both of us. We are here on zoom and we want to tell you that we have a variety of shows coming up, shows that honestly haven't even been announced yet. And so first of all, I have a second London show on February 24th at the Soho Theater that there are still a few tickets left for.

[Sam Taglio]

And I, Sam Hay, have three shows in Los Angeles. They are on March 9, March 24 and April 1. I'll be working on my hour before I take it on the damn road. So I would love to have a supportive crowd there. And then get this. We are doing a Stradia Lab live show in New York City at the Bell house on Friday, March 13th. Spooky Friday the 13th.

[George Severis]

Wow. So pretty much you can see George, that's me, in London on February 24th. You can see Sam in Los Angeles for three dates that are sort of across March and April. And you can see both of us in New York City, Brooklyn, but still counts at the Bell House on Friday the 13th. Friday, March 13th. Well, quite simply, what more could you ask for?

[Sam Taglio]

We are out and about and that's all you can ask of us.

[George Severis]

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[Sam Taglio]

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[George Severis]

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[Sam Taglio]

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[George Severis]

How do you feel about Phil's Coffee?

[Sam Taglio]

Hate it.

[George Severis]

So this is so interesting to me. Every time I bring up Phil's Coffee, everyone hates it.

[Sam Taglio]

Too sweet. I know you can get it without sweet, but they want you to get it sweet. And I don't like the implied sweet.

[George Severis]

This is so, you know, Phil's Coffee is first of all Palestinian owned soap.

[Sam Taglio]

Actually at correction, they were bought by a VC firm and now they're not Palestinian owned.

[George Severis]

Oh, and it wasn't a Palestinian VC firm. That's so interesting.

[Sam Taglio]

They started Palestinian owned because someone of course on the Internet corrected someone recently and I've taken that to be fact.

[George Severis]

So I used to live in Palo Alto, California and Phil's is from Palo Alto. So I went to the original Philz and it was, when I tell you, Seattle grunge, crunchy. All the wood on the counter was chipped. Nothing like what it looks. The VC narrative makes sense to me cause I remember going and it was just so in the middle of Palo Alto. It was just such a tech town and everything Is so blue bottle. It was the one thing where you're like, finally some authenticity in this town. And now I went to one. I live by one now in la. And by live I do mean I'm here for one month, of course. And I went to one and I was like, this is like Jamba Juice.

[Sam Taglio]

No, it's horrible. Even the graphic itself grosses me out.

[George Severis]

Well, the graphic has actually always been that, so that is still the homegrown element of it. And the Z, you know, gaggot. Do you like Philz, Jason Stewart?

[Jason Stewart]

I'm neutral on fils.

[George Severis]

Okay.

[Jason Stewart]

I've never desired it. I've had it a couple times. Yeah, I guess I don't order coffee with sweetener in it, so I didn't even know.

[George Severis]

I did not know about that.

[Jason Stewart]

The only thing they are pushing sweet.

[Sam Taglio]

In a huge way.

[Jason Stewart]

They push a mint leaf.

[George Severis]

Like that's their signature, the mint mojito.

[Jason Stewart]

We love mint leaves in a black hot coffee, don't we guys?

[George Severis]

No, that I don't like. Well, I did something shocking recently, which is that I went to Maru, which is right by where I again am staying. And rather than getting a normal coffee, I was sucked into the promise of their quote unquote signature foam full of sugar. Disgusting. I had to throw out a $6 drink and go back and say, I would like an Americano.

[Sam Taglio]

And it's tough because you can't be the gay guy being like, how sweet is the foam? Yeah.

[George Severis]

But it's for me to ask, you know, it didn't even occur to me to ask because I'm like, you ask.

[Jason Stewart]

For a children's drink, you get a children's drink. What do you expect, buddy? Sorry.

[George Severis]

But I'm like, to me, foam is also. Maybe I'm just confusing it with like how the Starbucks protein foam. I'm like, they've made advances in film technology. Like, I didn't expect it to be like, you know, like marshmallow flavored.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. I mean, Maru is obviously red flag left and right because the line is out the door. Everyone's like, you have to get the matcha. People are taking pictures with the drinks.

[George Severis]

To me, it's writing a script in the notes app.

[Sam Taglio]

It's scary to be over there int Maru. I see the Maru and I go, no, I can't be over here.

[Jason Stewart]

Like, you just have to go at the right times, guys, and order the right thing. If you, if you just go there and get an espresso at 2:14 in the morning.

[George Severis]

2:14 in the morning.

[Jason Stewart]

Could Arguably be the best.

[George Severis]

Start lining up at 2:14am I do think it's delicious. And that's why I'm.

[Jason Stewart]

It's just like LA is same thing with traffic. You know when to not go to certain places. True, true, true, true.

[George Severis]

Tr.

[Jason Stewart]

And that's just what it is.

[George Severis]

Well, it's all about. There's so much. This is very much something you would say, but LA is very chastity planned this way, where it's like you have to constantly know the rules or you will be punished.

[Sam Taglio]

You will be punished. Bad spanked.

[George Severis]

Yeah. Is that what you like about it?

[Jason Stewart]

Maybe. Likes the rules?

[Sam Taglio]

I think we didn't like, properly bring in.

[George Severis]

Okay, let's bring in our guests.

[Jason Stewart]

Sorry for saying gag.

[George Severis]

No, no, no.

[Sam Taglio]

That was perfect. That's not to punish you. This is not to spank you.

[George Severis]

Yeah, this isn't. This is a very New York City podcast. We're not about rules here. It's very Lower east side.

[Jason Stewart]

The Loose lifestyle of Manhattan.

[George Severis]

Got it. Yeah. The loose lifestyle of Manhattan.

[Sam Taglio]

So the last time we had this guest on. I have a confession. That's not a confession. I hadn't listened to your podcast yet.

[George Severis]

This was like three years.

[Sam Taglio]

You could tell, Honey, Honey, you could tell.

[George Severis]

And honey is the other one.

[Sam Taglio]

George kept saying, we got to get these guys on. And I go, ugh. Okay, George, fine. Now, ever since you did the podcast, I have listened to your podcast morning, noon, and night. I listen to every damn episode.

[George Severis]

Superfan.

[Sam Taglio]

I've become a superfan in a way that is completely insane. And so insane. I'll say.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay, let's go.

[Sam Taglio]

I just feel like we come from different worlds.

[Jason Stewart]

I had a. We do. We do come. And that's what our podcast is for. To bridge.

[Sam Taglio]

You're bridging the world.

[Jason Stewart]

We bridge. And I on New Year's Eve, when I was hanging out with you at the party, and then your husband came over and dropped that great line.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, because he was like, we were talking about restaurants, and Misha kind of gets mad at me because, like, I only go to restaurants if someone recommends them, and especially if it's meant. I'll be like, well, you know who loves this restaurant? Jason from how long Gone. And he, like, kind of starts resenting.

[Jason Stewart]

Like when you tell your kid, like, Superman would change his diaper. Yeah, I want to do that. And he would tie his shoes.

[Sam Taglio]

And so then to you, he was like, well. And do you know, like, Sam only goes to restaurants if they're recommended by. How do you know this podcast? How long gone and then I go, honey, he is how long gone? It was such a laugh.

[George Severis]

And this actually just happened to you? I won't say who, but someone just outside didn't know who you were, but knew how long gone and was like starstruck in retrospect by comprehending that you host Hell on God. Is that intentional? Are you trying to keep your physical appearance hidden from the masses?

[Jason Stewart]

I post a selfie every fucking day.

[George Severis]

Yeah, but you guys don't do video. What's up?

[Sam Taglio]

Are you shadow banned?

[George Severis]

Do you only work with.

[Jason Stewart]

No, I get a lot of likes. My engagement is quite high.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, your engagement is highly.

[Jason Stewart]

A professional influencer. Like, it is my literal job. That is my number one revenue stream.

[Sam Taglio]

It's working on me. I'm going to restaurants.

[Jason Stewart]

No, I mean, like brands give me money and that's how I pay my bills. So that is an interesting.

[George Severis]

Do you embrace the influencer title?

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, I have to.

[Sam Taglio]

Do you watch I love L. A and go. That is so me.

[Jason Stewart]

Me af unironically 1000% yes. I'm like, this is a show that gets me, a person that is twice the age of these little gay boys running around. Damn. Well, I mean, but I literally do watch that and I'm like, fuck, they got it.

[George Severis]

No, they do. Yeah, they do got it. It's her generation's entourage.

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, but as. And you can sort of relate as similar, but like my jobs have been dj, club promoter, podcaster, influencer. It's like, yeah, you have. If you don't embrace it, then I would be suicidal.

[George Severis]

What's funny about us, which is actually so deeply humiliating, is that we are defensive about being like, we're stand up comedians. As though that's any better. As though that's not the single worst job you can possibly have.

[Sam Taglio]

But like.

[George Severis]

But unlike other people would know. Well, that's not a job, that's a hobby, I guess. Improv.

[Sam Taglio]

It's a public humiliation.

[George Severis]

Public humiliation, yeah. Talk about chastity play.

[Jason Stewart]

It's a great skill set to have, though, for the corporate world.

[George Severis]

No, definitely for the corporate world. And for nowhere else. Well, it's like when people say, like when people. When improvisers are like, oh, I have to do a corporate gig. I'm like, that's what it's for.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

Like, it's not like it's an art form on its own and then you're selling it by doing a corporate gig.

[Jason Stewart]

No, no, that is the. That's. It is a means to that end.

[George Severis]

It's literally a Means that's a big show and you're doing God's work.

[Jason Stewart]

You're going to split eighteen hundred dollars between seven people, no flights, no hotels, and that's it.

[George Severis]

Yeah. And you're going to love.

[Jason Stewart]

That's your Coachella.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, I do think we are sort of pioneering the idea of being a non self deprecating podcaster.

[George Severis]

Yeah, totally.

[Sam Taglio]

Like, I think so many people are like, I'm a podcaster. Ugh. Like, don't judge me.

[Jason Stewart]

That's one of my biggest pet peeves, especially with our direct competition. Smart list.

[Sam Taglio]

Yes.

[George Severis]

Your enemies.

[Jason Stewart]

Three dudes who are success hot, multi millionaire people who live a great life being very talented, and their show is about how they're just so stupid and I don't know nothing about nobody and it's a bad trip. Or just like Amy Poehler accepting the Golden Globe for podcasting and still being like, I'm a podcast.

[George Severis]

Don't talk about Amy that way.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, she's the friend. No, I mean, we've never met.

[Jason Stewart]

She's great and it's cool, but, like, if it really is that embarrassing, don't fucking do it.

[Sam Taglio]

You're pointing to something too. The smart list thing of, like, people who are big celebs being like, I'm dumb as fuck, that I'm just old.

[Jason Stewart]

I don't. I watch TV and I go to bed in my 7 o' clock and I eat dinner at 4.

[Sam Taglio]

I think this is my. I have a beef right now with Seth Rogen because I feel like he.

[Jason Stewart]

Is that wake it up, bitch.

[George Severis]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Sam Taglio]

Seth Rogen's like, I'm a stoner. I suck. And it's like, so you're the most stoner.

[George Severis]

You're the president of Halloween.

[Jason Stewart]

I think he's crawling out of that and he's getting. Entering a bit of a Swag Lord era now that he was. He's winning awards. He's a little zadified.

[George Severis]

He's got a stylist on the planet.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yes.

[George Severis]

I know you think he's. I've actually brought this up on your podcast and both you. Both this. You're only making.

[Sam Taglio]

Turning us.

[George Severis]

You're only turning us on.

[Sam Taglio]

Turning us on.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay.

[George Severis]

No, it is. I would say he is, you know, Sam and I very, very different types, and he is in the sweet spot where both of us are attracted.

[Jason Stewart]

He's your bridge.

[George Severis]

Literally. He's the.

[Sam Taglio]

How long gone?

[Jason Stewart]

Do you like him a little chubbier or.

[George Severis]

No, Sam does. I mean, not to be Like I don't.

[Jason Stewart]

Sure, sure, sure. More than you. If you had to pick one. Okay, okay, sure.

[Sam Taglio]

Sometimes I like a little guy.

[Jason Stewart]

Have you guys interact. Interacted with him? Never.

[George Severis]

No, no.

[Sam Taglio]

But I do have beef.

[Jason Stewart]

The beef is his self deprecation.

[George Severis]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because it worked.

[Sam Taglio]

Part of me is like, I'm even.

[Jason Stewart]

Like, is this a she's all that situation where you want to take his glasses off and say like you're actually beautiful. And he.

[George Severis]

Oh, if you don't think the glasses are part. He's already done that to himself. That's the issue. It's like if he's still dressed like.

[Jason Stewart]

A schlug in Super Bad when you were kids.

[George Severis]

No, Sam was.

[Sam Taglio]

I might have.

[Jason Stewart]

Where the line is. There was a.

[Sam Taglio]

There was this art. Artful nudes magazine that was like black and white nudes of men. It was called Pinups Shout Out. And they did a special edition where they drew Seth Rogen naked. Like each page was a new drawing.

[Jason Stewart]

Like fanfic.

[Sam Taglio]

Fanfic of Seth Rogan.

[Jason Stewart]

So it was like community.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, like bear community.

[Jason Stewart]

You know.

[George Severis]

Do you know about.

[Jason Stewart]

People really love hyper realistic cartoon art, don't they? Yeah, they. Because that's the only way you can create those fantasies now with AI, anything. Well, yeah, now with AI, it's different, but I still like taking pen to paper, you know.

[Sam Taglio]

Of course there's a meditation in that.

[George Severis]

Well, that's the only.

[Jason Stewart]

But yeah, I do know about bears.

[George Severis]

That's the only thing I consume.

[Jason Stewart]

Gay shit 101. Right.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, I want, I want to be like, no, I'm up at 6am Like I want him to admit that he's like Mark Wahlberg. Like, I want to be like, I go to bed at 10pm, I'm up at 4. I work out, I read scripts. I. Yeah, because I'm like, you're not like stumbling through life this.

[Jason Stewart]

No, I agree. But I think at one point he kind of was like, yeah. Going from meeting to meeting with a spliff in his hand and just like. I guess I sold another script, you know, like. Yeah, I think now that he's like a 47 year old guy and has $100 million. He's finally like Universal. I'm wearing Bruno.

[George Severis]

Yeah. The only person allowed to make like a billion different shows. Sorry. When you said gay 101. I remembered when my friend, our mutual friend Andrews told me that you asked him if woof means busted. If. If like if I like woof in.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, I've noticed. I've noticed that woofing good and bad.

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Yeah.

[George Severis]

Woof is an interesting word.

[Sam Taglio]

Like that in gay. I feel like it usually means good.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

But then if you. Because that's straight culture.

[Jason Stewart]

That's like an ugly bitch. Like, you look like a dog.

[George Severis]

And I had never considered that. It really is, like, it's the.

[Jason Stewart]

It's almost gay word. Does it enter a pup play area where me.

[Sam Taglio]

It's like. It's very bear culture.

[George Severis]

Like, like, well, woofing.

[Sam Taglio]

You literally woof on scruff.

[George Severis]

One of the afs. Woofing is you woof on scruff.

[Jason Stewart]

Is I literally woof on scruff.

[Sam Taglio]

But then, like, it's literally I'm woofing on scruff, folks. But then.

[Jason Stewart]

So that's like sending somebody a DM message. Yeah.

[George Severis]

And it's like poking on.

[Sam Taglio]

It's been like, hey, woof.

[Jason Stewart]

Isn't that from the office? B.J. novak's woof me. He gets it. Is that it was like he tried to develop, like, a new social media thing called woof. And it was like, W u P H or something like that. Or like, you send a message and it's like you get a tweet, you get a text, you get an email, you get a fax, you get a. Whatever it is.

[George Severis]

I bet Mindy Kaling wrote that one.

[Jason Stewart]

We digress. But it's transcendent.

[Sam Taglio]

Scruff, I would argue. And now if you're like. If you're like, seeing a bear post a selfie at the beach, you respond like, woof.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay, got it.

[George Severis]

But you are so right that for women, it's the opposite. And that's just so.

[Jason Stewart]

That's like the fire emoji.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, not yet. Is there.

[Jason Stewart]

Is there a wolf emoji?

[George Severis]

Do you not. Do you. I guess I've. I'm not as sometimes I would do.

[Jason Stewart]

The nut emoji where it's like, you. I just came, you know, and it's just. But that's a classic.

[Sam Taglio]

Like, you do the nut emoji.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, because, like, you know, the meme, like, hitting the nut button.

[Sam Taglio]

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[George Severis]

When you say nut, you mean the.

[Sam Taglio]

The peanut.

[George Severis]

The peanut. Or like, water droplets, like nut.

[Sam Taglio]

No, he means peanut.

[Jason Stewart]

A peanut. A Brazil nut. There's more than one varietal of legume.

[George Severis]

Oh, you're sending Brazil nut.

[Jason Stewart]

It depends on the size of the nut, but it's typically a peanut.

[George Severis]

Depends on the size of the nut.

[Jason Stewart]

It's typically a peanut. Where it's like, that is good enough to make me come. Nut emoji. And Then woof that. You know what I mean?

[Sam Taglio]

That's nice. I'm going to start sending the nut emoji.

[George Severis]

How do it.

[Jason Stewart]

Be careful what you wish for.

[George Severis]

How do you feel about. Pretty much, like, let's say you're posting a sexy photograph. Okay. And you're wanting attention. What kind of response are you looking for? Like, if someone. If someone does fire emoji back to you, Is that. You don't like that?

[Jason Stewart]

No, I don't want a fire emoji.

[George Severis]

Because all that's doing is being like. All that's doing is being like, okay, your turn. You go now.

[Jason Stewart]

I think the emoji reaction. Unless. Unless it's like a heart emoji. When somebody died or somebody's dog died or something bad happened, just hit him with those three hearts.

[George Severis]

I usually do nut emoji.

[Sam Taglio]

If someone's dog died, I go, woof.

[Jason Stewart]

Look, we all get off on our own things, and I'm not here to judge what you're into. Dead animal play. That's what it is.

[George Severis]

Actually, I was just talking about different kind of dark. When I was in college. This is. If you're right wing, skip five minutes. When I was in college, many of.

[Sam Taglio]

Our listeners are right wing.

[George Severis]

When I was in college, I was sort of involved. I was adjacent to, like, a sort of radical, queer Somalian group. They were Somalian groups that were organizing some kind of, like, pretty violent armed domestic resistance. I was pretty involved in some, like, queer groups that were very, like, seeped in, like, queer theory and, like, and all that stuff. And one thing I remember happening is they were sort of, like, using queer theory to, like, theorize about interspecies relationships. And from what I understood, the ultimate goal was to somehow destigmatize them. And I remember specifically being like. And that's when I'm out.

[Sam Taglio]

Like, humans and, like, bestiality.

[Jason Stewart]

So you're like, I'm on board so far with, like, blowing up a government building.

[George Severis]

But I was sort of like, you.

[Sam Taglio]

Lost me with that.

[Jason Stewart]

I'm normalizing that. Like, horses can be kind of hot sometimes. Is a line too far for you? I get it.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

Interesting.

[George Severis]

They're like, that's a colonial narrative.

[Sam Taglio]

Where did they stand on hooking up with cousins?

[George Severis]

I'm sure they're okay with it. That's child's play.

[Jason Stewart]

I'm not touching this one. I know how y' all play. I know how y' all play on Thanksgiving and Easter.

[George Severis]

Yeah, Thanksgiving is woof central.

[Sam Taglio]

It's woof central. I'm always Woofing at Thanksgiving.

[Jason Stewart]

You ever woof a cousin on Thanksgiving and go, yeah, nut emoji, nut emoji, nut emoji. Sorry, I was just looking at all my topics. We'll ask you about your dreams, but I had a couple questions. Cause I was listening to the episode with Yasir, Lester Yassir. Y' all see her do. And have you ever noticed that when certain straight guests come on the show, they begin to take a gay voice affectation and they get a little like, we're here to key.

[George Severis]

Like, okay, I take a little. Happy to hear you say that. Because I fear that we. It's the opposite.

[Sam Taglio]

We sometimes get straighter when we have a straight.

[George Severis]

And I feel like I honestly do that when I'm on hell and Gone.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, interesting.

[Sam Taglio]

You're like, didn't clock it.

[Jason Stewart]

You bring the freak flag down.

[George Severis]

But you know that you sounded pretty gay to me.

[Sam Taglio]

Pretty fraggy if you ask me.

[Jason Stewart]

So that was you turning it down?

[George Severis]

No, no. Well, I know. In fact, I was like conscious of not wanting to do that, so this time around I did, but I just.

[Jason Stewart]

Noticed that Yasuo was just kind of like kikiing.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, he was like, cleaning out.

[Jason Stewart]

He was cleaning out a little more, don't you think? Like, I haven't talked to him in a while, so I don't know what.

[George Severis]

He'S up to, but yeah, well, he's gay now.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

He's cleaning out in his day to day life.

[George Severis]

He's queening out his day.

[Jason Stewart]

That makes a lot of sense.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. I mean, I do think some straight guys come on and are like, I come in peace. Like, it's their way of being. Like, I'm not a threat.

[George Severis]

Yeah. But then other ones are like, it is time to queen out. And I'm just as much part of this as you bitches are. But don't you think all you want is permission to queen out?

[Jason Stewart]

Of course.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

That's what this is. That's what this is. All these lights and cameras are about, right?

[Sam Taglio]

No, that's true, that's true.

[George Severis]

Why are you finding yourself?

[Sam Taglio]

Do you want to.

[Jason Stewart]

Are you like, I try to be.

[George Severis]

Neutral and suddenly your voice went deeper.

[Jason Stewart]

As I went like a gay podcast or like a straight podcast. I'm just keeping it real. But also the Ivy woke episode.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

I feel like, well, she ate us up.

[Sam Taglio]

She ate us up bad.

[Jason Stewart]

But she's like, you know, if she wasn't so toxic, she would be so famous. Like, she's so much more talented and funny than everyone.

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Right?

[George Severis]

Now she's literally a generational talent, funniest person alive.

[Sam Taglio]

She will be.

[George Severis]

She will be the next Melissa McCormick.

[Jason Stewart]

Welcome on the pod. If you want to.

[George Severis]

Oh, my God.

[Sam Taglio]

She'll be there in a second.

[George Severis]

She'll kill. You guys will not be able to keep up.

[Jason Stewart]

Challenge accepted. Easy peasy. Come on. But you guys like that, right?

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, we love being domed by.

[George Severis]

We love being domed by a promising young woman. We like it less when it's like.

[Jason Stewart]

She'S got the bangs of a Dom, huh?

[George Severis]

Yes, that's true. That's true. And she's had the Dom bang. We asked her about the Dom bangs. She said she's had them since she was a teenager, which was two years ago.

[Sam Taglio]

I was. Yeah, whatever it is. 21 is a crazy age.

[George Severis]

I know. When she, like, when she launched. The fact that she was 21, that hurt our life.

[Jason Stewart]

No, I was listening to the podcast and she was like, mentioning being in high school during the pandemic, and I.

[George Severis]

Was like, I know, it's crazy. And. And yet she's smarter and more wise than us.

[Jason Stewart]

Marriage and, you know, living in a suburban home with.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, yeah. Whenever someone's like, I'm young, I'm like, right? 27.

[George Severis]

That's what young is. Young is. I love LA.

[Sam Taglio]

Young is. I love LA.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

And where's Sex in the City?

[George Severis]

Not for long. Season four.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, my God.

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[George Severis]

Should we do our first segment?

[Sam Taglio]

Let's do our first segment. I'm opening the list now.

[George Severis]

I have to get my phone.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh my God. Okay, Jason. Our first segment is called Straight Shooters and in this segment we're going to ask you a series of rapid fire questions. It's basically this thing or this other thing. And the only rule is you can't ask any follow up questions or we'll fucking kick your ass out of this room.

[Jason Stewart]

I'll fucking scream.

[Sam Taglio]

I'm gonna fucking scream.

[George Severis]

George kicks off Watching Instagram reels or feeling all the feels?

[Sam Taglio]

Instagram reels Hakuna Matata or Bottega Veneta.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, Bottega Veneta.

[George Severis]

That was so good. Bam Margera. Sky Ferreira or Love in the Time of Cholera?

[Jason Stewart]

Sky Ferrera.

[Sam Taglio]

Clapping back at a hater or Clapping Cheeks with Bill Hader.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, clapping back at a hater.

[George Severis]

Illness as a metaphor or willingness to.

[Jason Stewart]

Subscribe to semaphore Illness as a metaphor.

[Sam Taglio]

Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge or simping for some Onlyfans chicks.

[Jason Stewart]

Golden gate gotta die.

[George Severis]

CaliforniaNation New York State of mind or Boston Strong.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, brother.

[Jason Stewart]

Boston Strong.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

This is the beginning of the rest of your life. Or if you keep sinning, you're going to lose your wife.

[Jason Stewart]

Beginning of the rest of your life. So true.

[George Severis]

Wow.

[Sam Taglio]

Wow. Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

10 out of 10, right?

[Sam Taglio]

Pretty much. A thousand doves.

[George Severis]

Yeah, a thousand doves. This is.

[Sam Taglio]

We were talking about this, I hope before we started recording. I'm not losing my mind. You're so prepared.

[George Severis]

Yeah, you're always. You start to clock your tea, but.

[Jason Stewart]

You'Re so prepared when you're always on.

[Sam Taglio]

You're Seth Rogen.

[George Severis]

You are Seth Rogen. Before the podcast, you're pretending you're this, oh, interesting dj. Oh, I'm DJ then. Crazy. I'm playing a remix of Ray of Light.

[Jason Stewart]

I like crawling myself out of. I like digging a hole so I could crawl out of it and say like, ta da.

[George Severis]

Yeah, well, lower the expectation.

[Jason Stewart]

But also maybe. But I'm not smoking a lot of weed like Seth Rogen. Like, I'll take a little. That was like a half of an edible. Just a little, you know.

[Sam Taglio]

So how much was in that one?

[George Severis]

Five.

[Jason Stewart]

That was like 5 milligrams I had.

[Sam Taglio]

That you just took.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

Has it hit yet?

[Jason Stewart]

It's like trickling in. Totally trickling in. But like my brain can be a little too much sometimes and it's a little too like, if I'm over caffeinated, it just kind of helps level me out a little bit.

[George Severis]

God, I wish I was like that. If I'm stoned in public, it's over.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

I've got to be home.

[George Severis]

I'm staring at a corner of a wall.

[Sam Taglio]

I can be out, I can be dancing, but I can't be chatting.

[Jason Stewart]

You can't have lights on you with video cameras rolling.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, God, no. I tried to just stand up high once.

[George Severis]

Can't do it.

[Sam Taglio]

And it was like a fucking nightmare.

[George Severis]

Did you ever do that stoned show that. Yes. Yeah, that Spike used to produce?

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. Okay, then. I've been high like three times.

[George Severis]

There was a show where it was catered by a cannabis chef. Like a really like good cannabis chef. And so there was a buffet of all cannabis laced food. And then you do a comedy show. And the last time I did it, it truly like hit me in a cinematic cartoonish way mid set. Like I was normal, normal, normal. And I have no idea really if I remembered what I was supposed to say that show.

[Sam Taglio]

I will. Sorry, now we're getting in the weeds. I did actually love being high for that one. That one was fun. Well, the talk was hits, right? And I can be really kooky, like, and, like, not really focus on the material, but focus on.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, I think. I think all it is is like when you're in the middle of the set and it goes. And they start laughing, then it's good. But then as soon as you say one thing that you thought was gonna kill and you get crickets, that's when it's over. The marijuana psychosis floors you. Now you're.

[George Severis]

Are you cali. Sober or engaging in other substances as well?

[Jason Stewart]

Does it all, baby.

[George Severis]

Does it all.

[Jason Stewart]

What is it like a pill popper, but I smoke weed.

[George Severis]

Prison sober. Across the board, yes. What is it like being in a mixed. Sober.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, him and I used to intake, partake together all the time. He's been sober for, I think, eight years now. So he sort of gets to live vicariously through me. He can make fun of me when I smoke a quarter of a joint and he'll call me a pussy because he would smoke a whole blonde back in the day, you know? So it's kind of like when you have grandkids and then you could tell your kid, like, changing diapers is tough, isn't it? Now you're a real man kind of thing.

[George Severis]

Yeah, sure, sure.

[Jason Stewart]

The best part, he can drive me home.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, that's.

[George Severis]

Oh, that is really nice to have.

[Jason Stewart]

You on the way home from the tower.

[George Severis]

Yeah, we don't have a window. We don't have that.

[Sam Taglio]

No, because George doesn't drive.

[George Severis]

Will end because we're both drunk.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, that was one of my multiple straight isms is driving.

[Sam Taglio]

It's a real.

[George Severis]

You're to give us your list and we're going to give you the floor.

[Jason Stewart]

We only have an hour.

[Sam Taglio]

Give us the list.

[George Severis]

Jason, we said. What's your straight topic? You said, I have eight or nine. Would you like to read?

[Jason Stewart]

Well, only I wrote a bunch down because I figured that I wrote fishing down and I realized you guys have probably done that, so half of them have probably already been done.

[George Severis]

That's totally fine.

[Jason Stewart]

So that's why we've.

[George Severis]

We've done things twice accidentally in the.

[Sam Taglio]

Past, and people get mad at us for it.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, but also, this is bullshit. I'm a. I'm a subscriber, and you guys did a repeat on fishing.

[Sam Taglio]

You did that three years ago, actually, so could you not do that?

[Jason Stewart]

But, yeah, Driving. You guys.

[Sam Taglio]

Give us the whole list.

[George Severis]

Yeah, give us the whole list.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay. Okay. Driving, fishing, cryptocurrency. Yeah, but then my friend was like, it's kind of trans to be into crypto, though. Well, what are your thoughts?

[George Severis]

I mean, but you.

[Jason Stewart]

Is it trans to be into crypto?

[George Severis]

But I think what you're saying, the idea that it's trans to be into crypto, you could say that about any futuristic technology, anything like electronics. Do you know what you're talking about? You're talking about the Wachowski sister.

[Sam Taglio]

Literally, you're thinking of the Matrix.

[George Severis]

The Matrix is trans. AI is trans. Like crypto is trans.

[Sam Taglio]

Because crypto, you're thinking like you're entering the computer, like that's the Matrix.

[George Severis]

Like, the whole thing.

[Jason Stewart]

I didn't know that there was such a trans.

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[Jason Stewart]

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[George Severis]

DJ is trans.

[Sam Taglio]

DJ is trans. Yeah.

[George Severis]

Like anything electronic or cyber. Yeah, cybernetics.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay, so it's. So it has like some of the hard work hobbyist ethic of a lesbian deck builder, but then you add the tech element into it when it becomes.

[George Severis]

Just like the futuristic. It's like futuristic and like a better world.

[Sam Taglio]

Building a new society, future world where.

[Jason Stewart]

My people are maybe in charge. You know what I mean?

[George Severis]

Well, maybe not.

[Jason Stewart]

You're who run the world.

[Sam Taglio]

I think. Speaking as a trans person.

[George Severis]

Oh, oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were speaking as a trans person. Please go on. I didn't mean to talk over you. I didn't realize you were speaking as.

[Sam Taglio]

A trans person, so.

[Jason Stewart]

But 13 minutes in my first time where I start talking as in the trans.

[Sam Taglio]

No, no, no.

[Jason Stewart]

That was a joke. Okay.

[Sam Taglio]

Thank God. I was like, whoa.

[Jason Stewart]

Joining ice?

[George Severis]

Yeah, that's pretty straight. Wow, you went political with that one.

[Sam Taglio]

I didn't expect that from you.

[Jason Stewart]

Do you guys know any gay guys who have joined ice?

[Sam Taglio]

To be fair, I don't know anyone.

[Jason Stewart]

Have you heard of anyone in the community?

[George Severis]

You know what?

[Jason Stewart]

No hairy guys? No. ICE members? No, no.

[George Severis]

But under 511, what you're saying is very. Is very perceptive because gay guys do become, for example, police officers or like other tools of the state. It's not like they.

[Jason Stewart]

Half the military is good.

[George Severis]

Exactly. Military.

[Sam Taglio]

My first threesome to Boston Cops.

[Jason Stewart]

Don't shush him. When I said Boston Strong, you're like, oh, yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

I was like, oh, God.

[George Severis]

Well, that is literally. Your type is Boston Cops.

[Sam Taglio]

They kept calling. We were. Their hotel was on. They kept handcuffing you and they kept calling it diversity. And I was like, diversity. It's like, it's diversity. Anyway, keep going. But okay. I'm actually surprised that, like, the Trump administration hasn't Tried to do, like, games with, like, some of these ICE members are gay.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

Like, that seems like that's a game. Like, you know that.

[George Severis]

Like, that PR move.

[Sam Taglio]

Like, to be like.

[George Severis]

Well, there's.

[Sam Taglio]

Some of them are gay. Pink washing, Pink Washington. But they are past that in a weird way.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. Like, I have a cousin who's gay. I can talk about it. Like, that kind of thing.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

I have a sister who's a nice member. Now what?

[Sam Taglio]

Now what?

[Jason Stewart]

Spending time in the garage jogging. Jogger pants.

[George Severis]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Jogger pants.

[Jason Stewart]

Jogger pants.

[Sam Taglio]

Jogger pants.

[Jason Stewart]

Can't wear. If you see a gay guy wearing jogger pants, stay away.

[George Severis]

Well, just came out.

[Sam Taglio]

They're also literally cruising. If a gay guy is in jogger pants, it's a sexual act.

[George Severis]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Sam Taglio]

I mean, like, he's not wearing underwear. He's showing the goods, and it's like, he's, like, going on the trail to, like, have easy access to whip it out.

[George Severis]

Oh, so for you, jogger pants is about.

[Jason Stewart]

That's. We're talking about like, a. Like a vuori pant that Bill Simmons would wear when he's going to Phil's coffee in the morning with his leisure pant, Right?

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they're wearing it to cruise that. Literally. That's what I.

[Jason Stewart]

Have you ever worn a jogger pant with no underwear in a wind. In a windy area? Thanks for considering it.

[Sam Taglio]

I have. You know, back in my New York days, of course, when you're going out to walk the dog and you're just like, let me just quickly. I'll put on a thin sweatpant with no underwear and take control.

[George Severis]

A thin sweatshirt.

[Sam Taglio]

And I always say, you know, I want people to be doing this for me. I want to be able to see. So I'll give them a little show, too.

[George Severis]

Give back.

[Sam Taglio]

Give back to the community.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay. Even if it's cold. Kanye West.

[George Severis]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Jason Stewart]

The enjoying of Kanye West.

[George Severis]

Well, that's complex, though. It's complex. I was actually recently listening to the song he did with Brandy. Talk about our love. Underrated track.

[Sam Taglio]

I mean, you know that one?

[Jason Stewart]

I don't think so, Jason. I mean, I'm sure if I heard it, I would recognize it, but I don't remember Kanye and Brandi.

[George Severis]

Great video.

[Jason Stewart]

Known murderers. Murderer.

[Sam Taglio]

What?

[Jason Stewart]

Sorry. Brandi killed someone, right?

[George Severis]

Yeah, she did.

[Sam Taglio]

Wait, she did?

[George Severis]

It wasn't her fault, okay?

[Jason Stewart]

It was. I did recently.

[George Severis]

I was recently talking. I was like, no, that. Well, wow. Matthew Broderick.

[Jason Stewart]

Folks, look, they've all killed, and it was a long time ago.

[George Severis]

Fuck Mary, kill Brandy Matthew Broderick, Caitlyn Jenner. Go.

[Jason Stewart]

Who's your vehicular top five? Yeah, Vehicular manslaughter.

[George Severis]

I guess that's a pretty easy one. You would probably fuck Brandi, Mary Matthew Broderick and kill Caitlyn Jennifer.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, that's it.

[Sam Taglio]

Wow, that's nice.

[George Severis]

Then I would do the same, I guess.

[Jason Stewart]

Wow. You know me. Okay. Poly Market.

[George Severis]

Yes. Wait, that's good.

[Sam Taglio]

So that's like sports betting, but also.

[George Severis]

Betting on other things.

[Jason Stewart]

Betting on natural disasters, political regime change, sports celebrities.

[George Severis]

Not to bring this up again, but I was recently watching the Golden Globes from the overflow room at the Beverly Hilton, and they had various screens. Yeah, I wasn't allowed into the real show, but.

[Jason Stewart]

How's the food? Oh, you didn't get any. Got it.

[George Severis]

There was food in the overflow. It was mostly cheese cubes. And then there was a buffet that.

[Jason Stewart]

Had some boom chicka pop, little shot.

[George Severis]

Glasses of tomato soup with little grilled cheeses that you cut.

[Jason Stewart]

That is such a great hors d'.

[George Severis]

Oeuvre.

[Sam Taglio]

Yum, yum.

[George Severis]

So anyway, they had screens showing the show, obviously. Giant screen, bigger than all of them. Polymarket predictions for the categories. Because polymarket was a sponsor of the Globes.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, that's. I heard about the predictions thing.

[George Severis]

So here's.

[Jason Stewart]

Wait, this is all Peter Thiel.

[George Severis]

Is your list, Is it? Do you have more?

[Jason Stewart]

I'm halfway done.

[George Severis]

Okay. Because I have more.

[Jason Stewart]

I had fishing, mating.

[Sam Taglio]

Like the books. Oh, like.

[Jason Stewart]

Like two people having sex and creating a child.

[George Severis]

Like reproducing, reproduction, reproductive sex. Mating, Mating, mating.

[Jason Stewart]

So you can dance, you can have, you know, an embryo and a sperm and, you know, create life. But the act of mating. Maybe we should cut this.

[George Severis]

No, no, no, no. I like it. Go ahead. Grok.

[Jason Stewart]

Well.

[George Severis]

Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

[Jason Stewart]

Gay guys don't grok.

[George Severis]

Gay guys do not grok.

[Jason Stewart]

You like to think that you're better than Grok.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, it's like I can't even imagine being on the same level as Grok. Like, to me, that is just like, I can't Grok should abandon myself. Brogan's cock.

[George Severis]

That's you.

[Jason Stewart]

Ooh.

[Sam Taglio]

Can it do that?

[Jason Stewart]

Seth in a bikini? You could do that.

[George Severis]

You probably could do that. And then you wouldn't have to buy those handwritten porns.

[Sam Taglio]

No, I want the hand drawn. Actually have looked on ebay for them because they are out of print and it's pretty hard to find.

[George Severis]

Well, especially now that he's so successful.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, he's probably got sued.

[Jason Stewart]

That's your funko pop.

[George Severis]

No on polymarket. People are bullish on the Seth Rogen porn. All right, look it up, look it up. Okay.

[Jason Stewart]

I think that's. I mean, that's it. I think that's ish.

[George Severis]

Do you want to. Can you actually go top to bottom, just all the way through? And I won't interrupt you. I want to hear the list one more time.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay. Driving, cryptocurrency, parentheses, trans, joining ice. Spending time in the garage. Jogger pants, Kanye West, Poly market fishing, mating Grok. And then I guess one other one. Audio only podcasts. Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. Which you are.

[George Severis]

Which you have one.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. And I'm straight.

[George Severis]

So, you know, don't you think your podcast. Don't people. But your podcast is so, like, queer baity.

[Jason Stewart]

That's right.

[George Severis]

I wouldn't call your podcast straight. Like, I think a straight podcast is, like, smart list.

[Sam Taglio]

No, you guys get to have your cake and eat it too. Yeah. Where you, like, get to be straight and then you also get to be gay, baby. And it doesn't diminish your straight. I'm like, how do you get to.

[George Severis]

Baby Makes you more straight.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, I think it's because there's. There's like gay baiting with good and bad energy or intentions. There's like, I want a gay bait to get more rich and famous and successful. You know, whatever it takes. Yeah, we, we, Chris and I, just. The people that we like are often gay and they're often more funny, entertaining, clever, just fun to talk to in general. So we're more naturally disposed to want to make them, you know, think that we're also fun and cool and charming.

[Sam Taglio]

You know, it really is an amazing mixture that you can talk about both the Joe Budden podcast and Addison Rae in the same episode. Yeah.

[George Severis]

With Olivia Nuzzy.

[Sam Taglio]

You guys really have it all.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, With Nuzzy, no doubt.

[George Severis]

Huh?

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. That was crazy.

[George Severis]

That was crazy.

[Jason Stewart]

Look, she didn't give us everything we wanted, but what are you gonna do? I think she's a genius, though. Really? I think she's like, like a Lana Del Rey level. Like psycho genius.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, no, that chick's out where, like.

[Jason Stewart]

Everyone thinks she's not. But then, like, you ask, like, Courtney Love and three other iconic people, and they're like, no, she's a genius. And you're like, I think I have to believe that.

[Sam Taglio]

Did any of those topics speak to you to discuss most?

[George Severis]

Well, I do Think Polymarket feels especially relevant right now because it's such a huge shift in the culture that everything is sports betting. And from what I understand, and don't correct me from what I understand, because the Trump administration is so pro crypto. Polymarket and a lot of things like that are based on crypto, and that's one of the big reasons why they're just suddenly completely legal. And think the fast. Well, anyway. What. How about you?

[Sam Taglio]

I'm going to talk about that one.

[George Severis]

Okay, well, how long do you have.

[Jason Stewart]

A favorite until, like, RuPaul's Drag Race, like, who's going to win? It's already on polymer.

[George Severis]

It's already on Polymark.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay, well, then don't you think you.

[George Severis]

Can look up anything?

[Jason Stewart]

I. I mean, people have to create the. The bet. I think so.

[Sam Taglio]

Like, sniffies.

[Jason Stewart]

Like, they'll create, like, general ones, like, who's going to win the super bowl? Or whatever. But then people can create and submit their own, like, will this happen before this deadline? Or whatever. But what I want, which could happen in the future, is to invest in people as stocks. So when Addison Rae first comes out, or you hear the record before and you're like, this is going to be big. I'm going to dump. I'm going to buy $10,000 worth of Addison Rae stock. And then in 10 years, when she's on SNL and playing the super bowl, cash in, I'm rich.

[Sam Taglio]

Wow.

[George Severis]

Well, what you're describing is, like, all of us have one skill, and it's sort of like reading the vibe. And you're like, what? Why can't we monetize? Yeah, it's time to monetize. And it's like, there are a few ways you can monetize. You can monetize it by, like, being a sort of vague creative where it's like, okay, you're a comedian, you're a podcaster, you're a creative director. But, like, that's not quite it. You want to be really rewarded for being like, you know, Sabrina Carpenter was flop, flop, flop, flop, flopping. But this one. But this one.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, this. This is going to be the only job in the not too distant future. Unless you're one of the people that Poly Market is talking about. Yeah, you. You're only. The only job is going to be just betting with other people and trading money with everyone else, because AI is going to destroy every job not to go off. AI destroying jobs is very straight, isn't it?

[George Severis]

Well, talking about panic, about AI destroying jobs is very. I mean, it Is correct, I guess. But it is also. It is also very straight.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, I think on the other end of that, sometimes, I think resistance, not. I. I don't use AI And I, like, don't want to.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

But I think, like, being like, we can stop this, y'.

[George Severis]

All.

[Sam Taglio]

It's like, that's no where. It's like, no. Like. Like, I can't even believe that.

[George Severis]

Well, some.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. But you also still have to fight. Even if you don't think you're going to win. You.

[George Severis]

You.

[Jason Stewart]

You.

[George Severis]

You do have to fight.

[Jason Stewart]

You want to die with your boots on. You know what I mean?

[Sam Taglio]

True, true, true, true, true.

[George Severis]

Sometimes I do laugh when someone who I know to be a complete dumbass is like, AI is erasing everything that's human about us. I'm like, honestly, you, though, could be replaced by an AI, not you.

[Jason Stewart]

I'm not really worried about my whole thing, but you.

[Sam Taglio]

You gotta be shaking.

[George Severis]

I'm like, wait, so what is your job? Okay, so at the most, just in terms of theorizing why polymarket is straight, if I may sort of put forth the most obvious thing, which is, like, it is very straight to make everything into numbers. Like, just at the most basic level, it's very straight to be like. I don't want any vague. I don't want to deal with any vague.

[Jason Stewart]

Gay people don't like data.

[George Severis]

No. Well, this is. It's complicated. But I think generally speaking, gay people are, you know, like a vibe, like ambiance. And then straight people, it's like. It's very much like Jack Donaghy putting on the glasses where he sees everyone is worth a price. Which, by the way, is what you're advocating for with your Addison Rae idea.

[Jason Stewart]

No, no, but it's a feeling. It's something that you can't put into words. It's something you can't quantify with numbers. I have the gift.

[George Severis]

Ultimately, it's like, arts and humanities, gay, Math and science, straight. I don't even really believe that because.

[Jason Stewart]

I'm all about equality. So I think those lines are blurred now.

[George Severis]

Of course.

[Sam Taglio]

Of course. But even, like, when. When people say how good a movie is based on how much money it made, like, they're like, this movie is good because it made $100 million. And I'm like, but that doesn't mean it's good.

[George Severis]

You know what else doesn't mean it's good? That it has a good Rotten Tomatoes score.

[Sam Taglio]

Literally.

[George Severis]

But you know what a gay person would say? Richard Brody's review, like, really Made me think. And he recently actually loved Kristen Stewart's directorial debut. You're gonna see Chronology of Water. What do you think?

[Jason Stewart]

I'll probably. If it's on Delta, I'll watch it. I don't know if that's gonna be an imax.

[George Severis]

I would love to see the Chronology of Water.

[Jason Stewart]

When do you think movie theaters are going to be done? That's a good poly market, huh?

[George Severis]

Definitely.

[Jason Stewart]

Let's get going.

[Sam Taglio]

It's so betting starts now.

[George Severis]

I mean, I guess I need to leave New York and LA to properly answer that question. Because my response based on my own experience is I keep thinking they're done. And yet why is every movie I try to see sold out? Do you know what I mean? I saw no other choice yesterday, Thursday night, not even that big of a hit. I was sitting Far left, row 27 LA.

[Sam Taglio]

You can really never tell.

[George Severis]

But then New York too, one time. Do you remember the movie she said which is about the Harvey Weinstein story? It's about the.

[Jason Stewart]

Did you that in the theaters?

[George Severis]

I didn't. Cause it was sold out. My mom was visiting. Good luck getting My mom was visiting New York. We go by the way, I had read that morning that it is a historic flop. No one's watching it. No one cares about Carey Mulligan as what's her whatever. That's a New York Times reporter. So I'm like, all right, this is a movie my mom would like. I know it's not going to be sold out. Cobble Hill Cinema is the only movie theater in the entire world where she said was sold out.

[Jason Stewart]

And you chose to live there.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, yeah.

[George Severis]

And I. So I have not. I'm seeing that film yet.

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[Sam Taglio]

Aren't people always going to want to go to a place like theoretically? Don't for magic. We don't need coffee shops anymore. Everyone can have Talking about a third space? Basically I'm talking about a third space.

[George Severis]

Yeah. Do you think Eataly is a third space? I saw some.

[Sam Taglio]

What's your favorite third space? Mine's my gym.

[Jason Stewart]

My favorite third space is my barbershop.

[Sam Taglio]

Really?

[George Severis]

You have great hair.

[Jason Stewart]

Thank you.

[George Severis]

You know, I'm in the middle of growing my hair out and I haven't quite figured out the right thing and so I'm you have similar hair.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, it is very similar. If you put a little little product in there, do you feel like Bumble.

[George Severis]

And Bumble Sumo tech?

[Jason Stewart]

Because that's what people haven't Heard that name in years.

[George Severis]

Sweetie, what are you using?

[Jason Stewart]

I use beef tallow.

[George Severis]

Oh, my God. I went through a huge beef tallow phase. But on my face, not on my hair.

[Jason Stewart]

A little bit of. If it gets on the hair, so be it.

[George Severis]

You know Sky High Farms?

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

Yeah, I think so.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

Wow.

[Jason Stewart]

But you don't tallow anymore. I. Was there an incident?

[George Severis]

No, I actually just sort of.

[Jason Stewart]

Not.

[George Severis]

But I like it. I had the tomato leaf scented one. Is that the one you have?

[Jason Stewart]

I don't have that one, but I've used it before.

[George Severis]

Okay, so that for your hair. Interesting. You really can do anything with beef tallow.

[Jason Stewart]

But I mean, also, put a hat on. Like get out of the shower. Put a hat on.

[George Severis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

And just set it and forget it. That's always been my hair philosophy.

[George Severis]

Baseball cap or like, like beanie?

[Jason Stewart]

Baseball cap or beanie in the winter.

[George Severis]

Okay. Baseball caps freaks me out, cuz. What if you have ridges from like. Oh, tough.

[Jason Stewart]

Nobody said it was easy, man. Okay, what were we talking about?

[George Severis]

Movies. Poly Market when our movie theaters dying. And what's your favorite third space? And is it.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, yeah. I like the barber shop because it's the last place where I can have IRL locker room talk.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. You get to really be like, grab her by the.

[Jason Stewart]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would never say like this.

[Sam Taglio]

Like this.

[George Severis]

Yeah. Is that. Y' all know the thing you're talking about? Boobs are like this is like this.

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, you're doing your barber, but.

[Sam Taglio]

Is it just me or our boobs like this?

[Jason Stewart]

We. We don't say stuff exactly like that. But the kind of thing where there's no women and children around and we could speak openly and freely with strangers. Like saying like a. An offensive thing with another man in the room that you've never met.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

It's exhilarating.

[Sam Taglio]

No, I bet that's freeing.

[Jason Stewart]

You know what I mean?

[George Severis]

And that's something I will never be able to experience just because of all my.

[Jason Stewart]

Maybe this person will cancel me. Like we were talking with. With Tod. Like, he'll be backstage at a. A comedy show.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

And he's about to say something and he'll look around and be like, I don't know. Half the. You know, half these kids are some 19 year olds who just got off the bus from Denver. I don't know if they're gonna tweet about me saying this and get me canceled. Yeah, same kind of thing.

[Sam Taglio]

I used to go to this barber in Greenpoint and he was always Trying to get me to do sex, straight sex talk. And like, he was really getting in there. And it was like, I didn't want to break. First of all, I didn't want to be like, I'm gay. But I also didn't want.

[George Severis]

I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gay. I'm gay.

[Sam Taglio]

And I also didn't want to like. But I honestly felt bad that I was like, damn, I bet you're like, why isn't this hitting, Like, I'm hitting him with my best material of like, pussy's like this. Boobs are like this. And this guy is not.

[Jason Stewart]

But what is he responding at all? I mean, if I would not want my barber to talk like that to me.

[Sam Taglio]

I thought that's what you liked.

[George Severis]

No, he likes doing offense slurs, like offensive.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, non sexual.

[Jason Stewart]

Just offensive a little bit. But not like graphic detail. Detail of like, hey, have you ever done this sexually? And then expect the person who I'm cutting to be like, that's awesome. I also love breasts, whatever it may be, you know, like that. That type of convo I'm not interested in having.

[Sam Taglio]

Interesting.

[Jason Stewart]

And I don't think most straight people.

[George Severis]

Because you do also have convo with.

[Jason Stewart]

Another man, jokes to say. So I feel like he was trying to.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, when. When I was a mover. Tell you what, those straight guys really want to make each other horny.

[George Severis]

Did you know Sam used to be a mover?

[Sam Taglio]

I used to be a mover.

[Jason Stewart]

Literal or metaphorical?

[George Severis]

Literal, like in a movie, lifting things. Only gay guy on the job basically.

[Sam Taglio]

Hiding back in the closet. They weren't that long mad if they.

[Jason Stewart]

Knew you were hiding in the literal closet, the master primary bedroom closet.

[Sam Taglio]

But those guys, all day, every day, it was just like, damn, this girl's so hot. Fuck, look at that ass. Oh, my God, I want to fuck. Like, they were so.

[Jason Stewart]

You know, when I was. When I was in middle school, high school, you know, that kind of stuff went down. But I feel like once I got older, I mean, just saying, I know that, like, women talk more openly about that kind of stuff, but, like, I just. I don't want to if I don't want to hear about my best friend's girlfriend's pussy. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure it's great, but, like, it's just, what am I gonna do with that?

[George Severis]

Interesting.

[Sam Taglio]

I've never heard this, and I don't.

[Jason Stewart]

Want to tell my. Yeah, my best homie, yo, I was hitting my wife last night and her ass Was so fucking good, you know?

[George Severis]

Like, totally. But I think you're pointing to something.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, I know she's hot.

[George Severis]

It's kind of like counterintuitive, but so true.

[Sam Taglio]

It makes more sense.

[George Severis]

Women actually talk more objectify.

[Jason Stewart]

Women describe the.

[George Severis]

Yes.

[Jason Stewart]

Very detailed information about penises and things.

[George Severis]

Like that in a way men don't. About, like, men in, like, committed relationships.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, no, it's like, oh, your girlfriend's really nice. I had a lot of fun with her at dinner. What are. Just describe what her breasts are nude. How big is her pussy? You know what I mean? Like, no one you would say, what the fuck are you talking about? And women are just like. Well, it's. I think it's like 6.6.

[Sam Taglio]

You know, I haven't brought the ruler, but I think I can sneak it in that I'm, I'm honestly having. My mind is blown a bit because you're, you're, you're, you're myth busting right now. Yeah, because I thought that literally the moment straight guys were alone, they were like, no, literally, I thought the moment.

[George Severis]

Isn't that what you're doing?

[Sam Taglio]

I thought like, the door closes and then it's like a race to make each other as horny as possible via describing sex with their respective little Rogan cartoons.

[Jason Stewart]

This is a picture that you're hoping to paint.

[George Severis]

No, I actually don't think.

[Jason Stewart]

Here's what I really think. This does exist with people who are in high school, closeted gay, or just like, incels who are trying to hide the fact that they aren't actually looking at naked brain breasts. Got it.

[George Severis]

I do think something that happens behind closed doors. I'll say this, I think there's actually more homophobia than sexism that happens behind closed doors. I think it's more likely that guys are saying that's so gay or something is gay, or calling their friend gay as a joke. I think there's much more of that than actual misogyny. Being objectifying women. That's the thing that is hidden from polite society that they're doing in the barber shop, in the locker room, whatever.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, like true misogyny doesn't really happen at all, period.

[George Severis]

I guess I never thought about it like that.

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, that's 2026. Like, the people that actually do that have been like, so swept under the rug of society that we don't even.

[George Severis]

That they're in the White House.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. Clock that chocolate. Yeah. I mean, but when's the last time you really hung out with a true misogynist for me, Danny Masterson. Well, you know, 15 years ago we would DJ together all the time.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, okay. Oh, that's LA. I forgot.

[George Severis]

That's so rad. That's awesome that you DJ'd with Danny Masterson.

[Sam Taglio]

I'm trying to think the last time I hung out with a true misogynist.

[George Severis]

Let me see, let me.

[Jason Stewart]

But like it doesn't really like especially don't count 20, 26. But like, like even with like Gen z kids, like 18 year old kids hanging out at the skate park listening to Biba Doobie or whatever it is, taking mushroom gummies and one of the friends is like, dude, Billy, Ayla, you know, like talks.

[George Severis]

No, finish that sentence.

[Jason Stewart]

I shan't. I'm not gonna get clipped, bitch. But you know, says something toxic about a girl at school or like a must, you know. Yeah, I feel like the friend group is gonna be like, whoa, what are you saying, bro? I don't really think it happens. Interesting.

[George Severis]

I think much like everything, it's kind of more polarized. So there's like people on one end being like true violent misogynist incels and then people on the other end.

[Jason Stewart]

I'm talking about the non school motherfuckers.

[George Severis]

There's no like. I think what there's less of, honestly is like the center of.

[Jason Stewart]

It's the destruction of the middle class of misogyny. The top and the bottom.

[George Severis]

Like the casual misogyny of like literally being like that chick.

[Jason Stewart]

You're either in the White House or in the penitentiary completely. Everything in the middle, zero misogyny.

[Sam Taglio]

That is so interesting.

[George Severis]

And so the question of course becomes is that better or worse? Like is there. If you add it all up, it's worse.

[Jason Stewart]

We need a middle class, we need.

[George Severis]

A middle class economy.

[Jason Stewart]

Misogyny, all of it.

[George Severis]

Homophobia.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

Okay, so on Polymarket, when do you think middle class misogyny.

[Jason Stewart]

Also, what's more straight than being poly, right?

[George Severis]

Well that is true. Why is it called.

[Sam Taglio]

Why is it called Polymarket?

[George Severis]

Polymarket is a horrible name because it's.

[Jason Stewart]

All the market markets.

[George Severis]

What's the other one? Kashi. No, that's a protein.

[Jason Stewart]

Kalshi. Kalshi, which is like.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

What's like Japanese dog food? You know, like what is that?

[George Severis]

Literally.

[Jason Stewart]

But yeah, I want, I want to have stock in people.

[George Severis]

I think that's a really good idea. And to be perfectly honest, you could make that happen.

[Jason Stewart]

And also to be able to short people like Stan Armies will be able to shortly other people and you could invest. I'm Like, I'm gonna short Azalea Banks because I think in 2026, she's gonna finally cross the line with the Israel stuff. And then, boom, I got my house in Palm Springs paid for. You know what I mean?

[George Severis]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

Fuck it.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, my God. I do want to. This is off topic. The driving as a topic I actually am curious about because now that I've been in LA for two years, I'm sort of like. I'm actually good at driving. And it's. It makes me feel like less of a gay guy.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, when you're driving, especially a group of people, you become daddy.

[Sam Taglio]

You become daddy and you start dad.

[Jason Stewart]

You're by default.

[Sam Taglio]

You're like, you guys be quiet. No, the music needs to be a little lower.

[Jason Stewart]

And you also get into a little bit. I'm gonna get you guys home safe tonight. You know what I mean? And that is nothing more daddy than that.

[George Severis]

Well, unfortunately, the opposite is also true as someone who doesn't drive, which is that I become baby when I is constantly being driven around, which is gay. Which is why it's Daddy straight.

[Jason Stewart]

That's the clip, guys.

[George Severis]

That's the clip.

[Sam Taglio]

Do you have anything you're baby about?

[George Severis]

Yeah. What are you baby about?

[Jason Stewart]

I'm not really baby about anything, I would say. I mean, when I get sick and my wife takes care of me, then it's nice to get into a little.

[George Severis]

Like, phantom thread situation.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. Do you think she ever poisons you so that you have to be baby?

[George Severis]

Yeah, maybe.

[Jason Stewart]

But like, when. When I'm, like, laying on the couch watching TV and I'm feeling kind of sick and she'll.

[George Severis]

You're watching Drag Race betting on polymarket.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, I'm watching. I'm watching below deck. I'm watching Drag Race. I'm betting on the Clipper Game, and she's like, do you want some tea? And brings me a blanket, I'm like, this is baby time.

[George Severis]

Wow.

[Jason Stewart]

But otherwise, not really.

[George Severis]

This is baby.

[Sam Taglio]

This is baby time.

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, when I'm sitting, like, in Delta 1, if I get the upgrade, that's baby time.

[George Severis]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

I have the little. The blankets pulled up to my neck and like. Can I have another ginger?

[Sam Taglio]

No. That's a really great point. Is that, like, for straight guys to have to drive all the time and have to be Daddy?

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

Then the only time they get to be baby and transport is when they're on the land. Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

I don't want to breastfeed. I want to be on the teat every once in A while.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

Of course.

[George Severis]

They should have little breastfeeding bars. Breastfeeding bars for straight guys where there's just, like, a bunch of silicone.

[Jason Stewart]

I just remembered one more thing on the list, which could be a good shout out for the end of the episode, though.

[Sam Taglio]

Do you want to save it?

[George Severis]

Do you want to save it? We think of ours on the spot. I literally don't know what mine will be, so there's no pressure for you.

[Jason Stewart]

Is it time or. No, it's time.

[Sam Taglio]

Do we start?

[George Severis]

Oh, God, bro.

[Jason Stewart]

I wish there was a producer here that could tell us.

[Sam Taglio]

I think we have, like, five to ten more minutes, but.

[George Severis]

Yeah, no, we're not. We're not done yet. You're not going to get off that easy.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. This is what we mean by usurping. Yeah.

[George Severis]

Suddenly you're in charge.

[Jason Stewart]

I don't have any.

[George Severis]

You want to be baby so bad. Now's your chance. Sit down and do what we tell you.

[Jason Stewart]

Me want podcasts now.

[Sam Taglio]

No, it doesn't even work. There's something.

[George Severis]

Doesn't work.

[Sam Taglio]

It doesn't work.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, it doesn't work.

[Sam Taglio]

It's crazy.

[Jason Stewart]

I can't. Not daddy. You guys.

[George Severis]

Well, is it difficult. Sorry? To bring up your height. Is it difficult for you to be baby as a very tall man?

[Jason Stewart]

Very hard, yeah. Very, very hard. Almost never.

[Sam Taglio]

When I'm around, like, three guys who are all taller than me, I'm like, this is like. Like I'm a child.

[George Severis]

I know. Well, when I'm around anyone who's taller than me, I'm a child.

[Sam Taglio]

If it's one person, I can handle it. Because I'm like, look at us. Different perspectives. But if it's three people, then I'm like, I'm weird.

[Jason Stewart]

One bear, easy. Three bears.

[Sam Taglio]

Now suddenly, yeah, I'm prey.

[Jason Stewart]

They say as soon as you have more dogs than you have hands to hold the leash on, that's when it becomes too much. Same thing with the bear. You're over at the Eagle. You got one in front of you, One on the left, one on the right. Now what?

[Sam Taglio]

I got to say something that's mostly humiliating for me, but when you went to the Mariah Carey event at the Eagle, I was so upset. I said, even straight guys are getting to go to the Mariah Carey. Was jealous.

[Jason Stewart]

The word.

[Sam Taglio]

I was jealous. I was deeply jealous. And I said, how am I not making enough noise? Select straight.

[Jason Stewart]

Select straights are to be invited to the.

[Sam Taglio]

Was it Interview magazine?

[George Severis]

What was it?

[Jason Stewart]

It was. Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

I was like. Cause at first I was like, private event of the Eagle. What's going on?

[George Severis]

Well, we went to the Butt magazine party at the New York Eagle, but there was no pop stars in attendance.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

Is a little far from me. I feel like me that's maybe a.

[George Severis]

Little like owned by Bottega Veneta or something now. No, I mean, I've been in a.

[Jason Stewart]

Lot of gay spaces, but at a certain point, you're. It's kind of like, yeah, what am I doing here?

[George Severis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, what you.

[Sam Taglio]

What'd you think of the Eagle?

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, it was. I mean, it didn't really count because it was like, it was a private. There were like, just as many women there as. As guys. And, you know, it was a little more. We're gonna. It's safe time play. Yeah, you could tell. But I liked the way they ran the show. Like, it was good to be in a bar where it felt like a bar did like in the 80s or something like that.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

Where like, the bartender has like a personality and will talk to you. Is wearing a jock strap and roller skates, but, like, they're like wiping down the bar. Like, hey, what are you having? All right, cool. You go to a straight person's bar and they're just like, completely.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

I actually think, regardless of the act, visual markers of like, jock strap, literally someone getting blown in the corner. If you ignore all that, it's actually as straight as the bar from Cheers. Like, to go to a actual, like a divey gay bar. Like, that is the. Those are the only bars that still exist that have the ethos of the old times small town bar.

[Jason Stewart]

Y' all be drinking more like just regular beers than at straight bars. Like, if I go to like a straight bar, let me get a beer. They're like, what? But like, I'm like, let me get a Bud Light at the Eagle. Like, here we go.

[George Severis]

Yeah, completely.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah. It actually is crazy how much beer is being drank at the Eagle. I actually am always like, I'll have a teala soda. And I feel like I'm a flop loser because of it.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, then bears. Bears and beer go together. That's if you don't really care about your. How many abs you have. You know, it's true. Visible abs.

[George Severis]

We do care about.

[Sam Taglio]

We care.

[George Severis]

Yeah, but I'm up to 12. How about you?

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, well, I'm not a bear, so I don't know.

[George Severis]

Well, yes, bears don't.

[Jason Stewart]

I have. No.

[Sam Taglio]

Really?

[George Severis]

That's crazy.

[Sam Taglio]

That's shocking.

[Jason Stewart]

I mean, they're somewhere.

[George Severis]

I asked you And Chris, if you guys would ever do a shirtless photo shoot to promote the pod, is the answer still no?

[Jason Stewart]

I guess eventually we would. With the. If it was for like, you know, Bruce Weber says get out of the fucking polo, then, you know, oh, I.

[George Severis]

Thought you were gonna go the opposite direction. Like, if it was in order to protect your ego, you would only do it if it was comedic or something like that.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, no, I wouldn't want to do it comedic now.

[George Severis]

Like holding a rubber chicken.

[Sam Taglio]

So classic.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

I mean, it's so tough when we bring up the end to keep going. You know what I mean?

[Jason Stewart]

What is that? No, I don't know what you mean.

[George Severis]

The end. The. The concept of the podcast ending has been brought up.

[Sam Taglio]

So now all I think about the.

[George Severis]

Elephant in the room as we are.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, I pop the balloon and the fantasy is over.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

All God good things come to an end. You know, you. You don't want to go down with the ship. You want to leave them wanting more, you know, so they could follow you on all platforms.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, follow us on all platforms.

[Jason Stewart]

Well, send me a wolf.

[George Severis]

Send Jason a woof.

[Sam Taglio]

Send Jason a wolf, everybody.

[George Severis]

Guys, come on. Send Jason a woof. The nice thing to.

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[Jason Stewart]

Lenovo. But yeah, I would say that my, my last one could be a good bridge into the shout outs.

[Sam Taglio]

Okay, what do you want to go first?

[George Severis]

Oh my God, that's never happened before. Okay, go.

[Jason Stewart]

Oh, I just remembered because my stomach just growled.

[George Severis]

So did mine were synced that.

[Jason Stewart]

But it reminded me of when I was listening to Ivy woke and you were reading yours and she just farts.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

And it was at that point where I was like, she, like, she knows that there's like five levels of comedy. Completely like five disciplines of it. And she did all of them. And the very end she's like, I'm just gonna fart during a serious part of the podcast.

[George Severis]

Genius.

[Sam Taglio]

That was so amazing.

[Jason Stewart]

Which is like.

[George Severis]

Gene. Yes.

[Jason Stewart]

Beyond Kaufmaness.

[George Severis]

Yes.

[Jason Stewart]

You know what I mean?

[Sam Taglio]

That was shocking.

[Jason Stewart]

Which is just so like, sorry I farted.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

Like, because there's nothing like you're in a movie theater, nothing funnier in the world when somebody just does a giant fart during like a heart gut wrenching, you know, the crescendo of the whole film. You just hear a crazy loud one. The whole theater, children, grandmas, police, everyone is dying.

[George Severis]

No, you're so right that it's like showing what I don't like it Arsenal. It's like when I do like ethnic humor about like being Greek, I'm like, I could do that too. You guys thought I was. It was all. I was above it. No.

[Sam Taglio]

Oh, I'm right there in the dirt.

[Jason Stewart]

And get into the trenches. Okay, so the last one, which is a shout out to these people, women who own cyber trucks. Keep going. Imagine what it. There's 11 of them on planet Earth probably who. Who have a cybertruck registered in their name. Right. Not like their crypto husband bought it for them and she gets to drive it to Bristol Farms. I'm talking. She went to a dealership. She bought it, she owns it. What kind of person that must be. I want a documentary series, like a, like a love on the spectrum about all these people because they are all murderers. They're all like, do like weird, like gun sex stuff, you know? Yeah.

[George Severis]

It's all. It's very like, it's not quite this, but it's on the spectrum of like Lauren Boebert.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, like definitely. Gun owning, giving Tomb Raider for Halloween every year. Definitely.

[Sam Taglio]

They think they can like run over someone if they're threatened a little bit.

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

And they almost want somebody to threaten.

[Sam Taglio]

Them a little bit to like confirm their worldview.

[George Severis]

Anti vax.

[Jason Stewart]

Stand my ground.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

Gorilla grip. Pussy. But nobody wants to fuck them. You know what I mean? The barbershops. Don't talking about.

[George Severis]

You have one.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, I do have one.

[George Severis]

I need to think of one.

[Sam Taglio]

You know what I have. Okay, whatever. What's up, freaks, losers and perverts around the globe. I want to give a huge shout out to the bartenders at the Eagle. That's right. These guys are nice as hell, some of them. I even know their first names. And we chat, we say, oh, how's your week? Oh, my God.

[George Severis]

God, good.

[Sam Taglio]

You know, I'm going out of town soon. Oh, my God, me too. Oh, did you see that movie? Yes, I saw that movie. It's really amazing to have community and hang out with a guy who's half naked and so sweet and friendly. It is actually crazy when you see it enough and you talk enough, you're like, it's crazy this was ever sexualized. These are just my friends. And now I go to the Eagle and I feel like I may as well be at sort of like a PTA meeting because we're just sort of talking about normal, normal things. It is a non sexual space for me. That's good and bad and I love it there. So shout out to the Eagle. Probably see you tonight. Xoxo Sam Woo.

[George Severis]

What's up, foodies? I want to give a shout out to Dave's killer bread. The worst bread I've ever tasted in my entire life that I have been eating more and more of. Because in this home that I'm staying in for a month, the only supermarket close to me doesn't have more artisanal bread. And I keep saying, okay, maybe this time it won't be as bad. Maybe this time it won't be as bad. You toast it, it, it's fully a piece of cardboard. You can throw it and kill someone if it lands on their face.

[Jason Stewart]

And yet you said the Albertsons.

[George Severis]

Yes, Albertsons.

[Jason Stewart]

And then we'll give you some bread solutions in the air.

[Sam Taglio]

Really?

[Jason Stewart]

Come on, bro.

[George Severis]

We'Re talking after the show. I feel like what is happening to me is that it's so bad that it's like a transcendent, almost monk like experience where I feel like I'm punishing myself in a way that also cleanses my spirit to have this disgusting bread every day. I almost leave it in the toaster oven long enough for it to become. Become fully rock hard before I eat it. And then I can feel, yes, saltine level crunch. I'm putting the. I can't find my favorite brand of cottage cheese. I'm putting disgusting watery cottage cheese.

[Jason Stewart]

So you're not getting any good culture.

[George Severis]

Not getting good culture. Can't find it in Albertsons. I am eating the most disgusting breakfast of all time. But then after I eat them, I'm saying I'm ready to start my day as a monk in a Christian nationalist community. And I am killing it left and right, professionally, personally and otherwise.

[Sam Taglio]

I do think I also, you know.

[Jason Stewart]

That Dave was a. Is a reformed criminal. It says it on the package. I don't remember what he did.

[George Severis]

I do think I knew. He also has a kind of classic bear look. He's like a hot like, bear like guy.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[George Severis]

Which is why.

[Jason Stewart]

And kind of Greekish.

[George Severis]

I know I will say the Dave's bagels, obviously they do not taste like real bagels, but I can get into them at least they're fluffy and.

[Sam Taglio]

Well, you talking about suffering does obviously open up a huge can of worms. Where I feel like, especially in la, I need some suffering. Like I have to feel like I have to have a horrible meal. I have to be like, well, this sucks, I hate this. But consume it anyway because it's just like there's too much smile, there's too much sun, there's Too much joy. And I'm like, let's bring it down a couple notches.

[George Severis]

You're not that.

[Jason Stewart]

No, no. That feels like user error. The longer you're here, the more you'll be able to design your life to have no conflicts or stress.

[George Severis]

It does feel like that's what you've achieved.

[Jason Stewart]

You just have to know.

[George Severis]

And then no friction.

[Jason Stewart]

You do get hit with suffering sometimes. Like, when I drive home today, I'll probably be stuck in traffic.

[Sam Taglio]

That's true.

[Jason Stewart]

But, like, is that what you're trying.

[George Severis]

To end the podcast? Yeah, that's definitely what you're doing.

[Jason Stewart]

No, no, I don't care. I have to go pick up a birthday cake after this in Echo Park. Quarter sheets.

[George Severis]

Oh, yes.

[Sam Taglio]

We had that on Friday.

[George Severis]

I keep. Wait, so they also have cake?

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah.

[Sam Taglio]

I have not had.

[Jason Stewart]

It's a husband and wife who own it. The husband's on the. The pizza savory side. The wife does all the. The cake making. But you know, on a good day, best pastry cakes in LA is one of the wrecks.

[George Severis]

One of the wrecks I got.

[Jason Stewart]

No, it's. It's crazy.

[George Severis]

Your friend Kate's. Rex Cape Orland.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah. Kate. Kate is a. She's a regular.

[George Severis]

She knows what's going on. But.

[Jason Stewart]

Yeah, I mean, it's great.

[George Severis]

Have you had her on the pod?

[Jason Stewart]

Yes.

[George Severis]

Okay.

[Jason Stewart]

She has not had. Yeah, but she doesn't have guests in her pod.

[George Severis]

No, but.

[Jason Stewart]

No, no. And then who does she do the podcast? I just met her last weekend at W Magazine Globes party. Oh, it was nice.

[George Severis]

We ran into each other at the Globes.

[Jason Stewart]

The W magazine.

[George Severis]

I guess I wasn't at the W.

[Jason Stewart]

I was at the party at the Chateau.

[George Severis]

Me too, but a different one. The 8:24.

[Jason Stewart]

You were at Vanity Fair.

[George Severis]

824. Excuse me. Kimmy and Kylie were there.

[Jason Stewart]

Okay. That's big. Contractually.

[George Severis]

Okay, no shade.

[Jason Stewart]

No shade. Well, we'll compare the Getty images afterwards.

[George Severis]

I was hiding from. I looked like. Whatever. This is a larger conversation. I wasn't turning a look and I felt embarrassed.

[Jason Stewart]

Tune into the Patreon for the rest of this convo. So JLO was at mine. So, you know, is that good or.

[George Severis]

I. Jennifer Lawrence was at mine.

[Jason Stewart]

Are we going tit for tat?

[George Severis]

Yeah.

[Jason Stewart]

I don't love the girls.

[George Severis]

Kirsten Dunst.

[Jason Stewart]

Benio Del Toro.

[George Severis]

Amanda Seiffrid.

[Jason Stewart]

Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh.

[George Severis]

Yeah, no, that's. You might win that one.

[Jason Stewart]

Thanks so much for listening, you guys.

[Sam Taglio]

Yeah, this has been an amazing pleasure.

[George Severis]

Dakota Johnson.

[Sam Taglio]

Okay, we'll continue this off mic.

[Jason Stewart]

I like Dakota Johnson.

[Sam Taglio]

Okay?

[George Severis]

She's great. And she was with Role Model, so you heard her.

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She's great. Bye.

[George Severis]

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[Sam Taglio]

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