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Leva Pierce
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George Severis
Hooty hi Reminder for all New York City residents that I, George Severis, am doing a show on December 3rd at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York to celebrate the release of my debut comedy special. It will be a George and Friends show with Sabrina Wu, Marybeth Brown and hopefully some other surprise guests. So buy your tickets now. I believe they are going fast. You can find tickets at the Bell House website and in my Instagram bio and I will see you December 3rd at the bell House and that's it for now. Enjoy the show.
Sam Taggart
Podcast starts now. What is going on? I just. We have breaking news coming from New York City, which is that George is actually in a good mood.
George Severis
I have my Contigo mug, or as we called them with Darcy Cuntygo. Girl mug. Cunty Go girl mug. Wow. I sort of think, you know, when you have like a to go water bottle or to go mug of some sort and it's just been sort of washed and sort of kind of washed for like over a dec. And you're like, am I poisoning myself by still using this? That's kind of how I feel. I can't tell if I'm kind of tasting metal and that might be contributing to my good mood.
Sam Taggart
I mean, whatever works. I guess I feel that, like, there's something so 90s, like I'm at home with my parents about drinking a glass, a mug that wasn't used, you know, less than a year ago.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
And there's like unspecified dust within it.
George Severis
So what's up with you?
Sam Taggart
So pretty much I'm in New York and I couldn't sleep last night.
George Severis
No.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. They need to invent a way to travel where you actually sleep.
George Severis
Well, they need to invent more broadly, I would say a way to sleep normally, literally. Because guess what? All the options we have either make us have truly horrifying dreams. We're talking like a horse with five heads that is penetrating you.
Sam Taggart
What's the drug called?
George Severis
Nyquil.
Sam Taggart
No, what's the other one?
George Severis
Melatonin.
Sam Taggart
That one. When I take that one, I literally wake up punching. Like, it's like a danger. I have scared my. My loved ones.
George Severis
You either have horrifying dreams. We're talking like Lynchian nightmares. Or if I'm take. I'm taking a 2 milligram edible to help me fall asleep. I wake up 15 hours later, I say, what day is it and what year?
Sam Taggart
Oh, and I'm dizzy.
George Severis
I've been fired from all my jobs. I am a free. I am a precarious freelancer with no health care in Zuron's New York. And guess what? The buses aren't free yet.
Sam Taggart
Not yet. Wait till Jan. I. And then I was. I had that thing because I woke up at like 6am hard wake up, and it's like, so, you know, I'm in my time. That's 3am this is interesting.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
But then I'm like, okay, so what do I do? I get up and like, be like an insane person and be like, I'm up at 6. I'm going for a run. Well, yeah, that's literally what I did, of course. And it made me feel crazy.
George Severis
That's the dream. I think my life will be so. And my career, to be honest, would be so much better if I was just constantly jet lagged coming from LA to New York because it's the only time I'm waking up naturally in the morning. I'm doing a morning routine, I'm doing my morning pages and then I'm selling a show by seven.
Sam Taggart
That's true. Today also was like, it's blustery outside, it's gray. And that actually was really doing a lot for me because as we've said, sometimes it's so nice to have an external factor, to be like, ugh, God, it's stressful outside.
George Severis
Yeah, well, you also can't appreciate the sunny days unless you also have gray days.
Sam Taggart
No, you can't.
George Severis
That's why everyone in LA is like, I can't remember my age. And I also got brain damage from too much Pilates.
Sam Taggart
Can I say something? I better. I'm on a podcast. I was looking at people who are also out running at 6:30 in the morning.
George Severis
Yeah. And you were like.
Sam Taggart
And I was like, what's your fucking.
George Severis
Problem in 17 years? Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I'm like, so what did you do last night? Like, so you're just staying in all the time and like getting up early?
George Severis
No, it's weird.
Sam Taggart
People were playing soccer. I'm like, so you're on an email thread with like 40 other guys and you're all getting up and no one's late?
George Severis
Oh, you better believe it's a WhatsApp thread. And people are copying and pasting GIFs and sometimes they work and sometimes they don't.
Sam Taggart
Also, people were like fully tackling each other. 6:30 in the morning in soccer, where, by the way, you're not supposed to do that.
George Severis
And again, I'm asking, what are those people's sex lives like?
Sam Taggart
Well, of course there's a deep eroticism to it. Well, of course one guy knocked over another guy and then he was getting up and just grabbed his ass.
George Severis
Oh, you were jerking it in the corner. You're like, I'm glad I woke up early for this.
Sam Taggart
I was like, I don't have friends like this. Yeah, I was like, me and my friends don't grab each other's ass.
George Severis
Well, you know, this goes back to our mixed feelings sort of about hobbies more broadly, where yes, classically judge people who were like, why can't your hobby just be Binge drinking and hanging out with gay guys. Like, that's like what a serious adult would do. And so we're, like, laughing at it. Blah, blah. Oh, you take a pottery class, loser. But then, of course, we do crave it.
Sam Taggart
No, we crave it so bad.
George Severis
And sometimes when I'm like, in a table around all my friends and we're like, once again having the same conversation we've had 17 more times about someone we hate that lives in Los Angeles, I'm like, I wish I was in a flag football team just to switch.
Sam Taggart
It up for once. Yeah.
George Severis
Just like, for once in my fucking life. We're not gonna get any younger.
Sam Taggart
I mean, literally, I was watching them. I was like, I don't even know if I could play that rough these days.
George Severis
No.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, it would hurt my back.
George Severis
Which.
Sam Taggart
Is really pitiful to be like, if that happened to me, I'd be out. I'd be like, going to the hospital and I wouldn't get to grab ass. Well, so messed up.
George Severis
Should we bring in our guest? Jinx?
Sam Taggart
Got you.
George Severis
Jinx. Yo, Miyasoda. I learned that on Kim Possible and.
Sam Taggart
It never clicked for me.
George Severis
I know. I was like, why is she saying that?
Sam Taggart
I was like, drop it.
George Severis
Yeah. And also, was that a thing before Kim Possible?
Sam Taggart
I think it was. But not the owe you a soda thing was. It's regional. Depends on what?
George Severis
Oh, yeah, yeah. In the Midwest, they say, you owe me, pop.
Sam Taggart
Or it'd be like, jinx. Now you have to, like, be quiet for an hour or something.
George Severis
Yeah. What do you think? Excuse me.
Leva Pierce
Shh.
George Severis
What do you think? What do you think of, like, things like. Okay, there's a category of things like that. You know what else included? It's 11:11, make a wish. Things where, like, you want to sort of instill day to day life and coincidences with meaning. And I think I actually, where I come out, you would expect me to start this and say, and I think those people are stupid. I actually think it's fun.
Sam Taggart
Well, you did start this day by pointing at my coffee cup and where.
George Severis
It says George Severus. What is the cafe called? Let's shut them up.
Sam Taggart
It was like Grand Coffee, I think.
George Severis
Oh, no, it's George Severis, actually.
Sam Taggart
George Severis.
George Severis
Should we bring in our guest?
Sam Taggart
Yes, please do the honors.
George Severis
Oh, my God. I'm like, I'm actually so excited to have this guest on.
Sam Taggart
I'm so excited.
George Severis
This is kind of an og. This guest has, like a place in my household. There's a video this Guest did many years ago that my husband quotes all the time.
Sam Taggart
Wow.
George Severis
And I told him yesterday, I said, you know who's on the podcast? Tomorrow, I'm gonna move to Boston with my cousin. And he said. He gasped. So please give it up for Leva Pierce.
Leva Pierce
Thank you.
George Severis
What is up?
Leva Pierce
I'm hoarse.
George Severis
I'm hoarse too. I don't know if you can tell.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, I'm hoarse because I feel like. Yeah.
George Severis
BoJack horse.
Leva Pierce
I haven't been talking at all. This is like, my first time talking all day.
George Severis
Well, it's pretty early.
Leva Pierce
It's really early. I like being wake up this early. Cause I work from home, so when I wake up this early, I go on the train and everyone. And it's a different fashion on the train.
Sam Taggart
You mean, like, it's work. Work clothes.
George Severis
Wait, you're so right.
Sam Taggart
It's work clothes. Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Because usually I take the train in, like, the middle of the day with the rest of the losers.
George Severis
Yeah. The rest of the freelancers doing, like.
Leva Pierce
One, one, one errand. And everyone's in their sweatpants. When I go on the train in the morning, I'm like, admiring everyone's, like, looks, because everyone looks so good. Like, I'm like, seeing this, like, chic woman, totally bright, silk scarf. And then it's like all these guys. I was seeing a lot of, like, I feel like, like, baggy corduroys are in. And that was really cool to see.
Sam Taggart
Like, cool to see. Maggie.
George Severis
Corduroys are. Are very big for straight guys right now because it's like their way to rebel a little bit.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
George Severis
And it's like Todd Snyder, baggy, black, even corduroys.
Leva Pierce
Oh, wow. Yeah. Or dark brown. I was seeing a businessman who is like, typical businessman look, but then with corduroy. So I was kind of like, okay.
George Severis
He'S having fun today. Maybe he runs a progressive nonprofit.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
Sam Taggart
There's something about, I have to say, seeing business people walk around where it's like, there's so many of them, and yet I don't know anyone personally. So I'm sort of like, none of you are real.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I'm like, this is sort of.
George Severis
Well, they're interesting. You know what's interesting? It's the opposite of how people who, like, have normal lives and, you know, go to work every day feel when they go to a. They're like once a year comedy show, and they look around and they're like, this. This, like, seeing everyone around me be so pronouns is like my version. It's like this is. Oh, it's so fun to be in Brooklyn for one day. Everyone here has an asymmetrical haircut. Yeah, that's how we feel when we happen to be on the subway at 10am like, one day you're.
Sam Taggart
I'm literally like, where do you all get your clothes? Like, do they all go to the same place?
George Severis
Well, you know, this is the other thing. I find myself judging the people not wearing cool business clothes. And I'm like, who the fuck are you to judge? You're literally like, I look like shit every day. And I'm like, oh, my God, that guy's wearing like, pants with some stretch on them to work with a blazer.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, I judge a lot and I judge a lot fit. I judge fit a lot in terms of like, the fit of me too.
George Severis
I'm like, that's not rightly tailored.
Leva Pierce
It's a little tight. Like, the pants are a little short. Like, I get really. Because I think a lot about fit as lesbian. Obviously. It's everything to me. Of course, I live and die by it. But yeah, so I get. And then it's like, yeah, it is. Like, well, guess what? They have to wear that every day. Like, at a certain point, you can't wear your good fitting pants every day. You have to pull out your capris on Friday or whatever.
George Severis
So you're saying they do have good fitting pants, but they only have like one pair?
Leva Pierce
It's a charitable way of.
George Severis
Yeah, because I actually don't.
Sam Taggart
Look.
George Severis
I think that it's like, first of all, for a lot of these guys, their wives are buying the clothes.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, let's start there.
George Severis
And then I also think there is a sort of, you know, they have the story that they discovered when they were like 23, had their first job, and they're doing like five for one sale on Fridays in January. They're going, they're buying, they're saying, one olive color, one khaki color, one taupe, one navy blue, one kind of crazy, maybe a light blue for Friday is casual Fridays. And that is pretty much their repertoire for a full five years.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
And then it's like, meanwhile, we're having elections. There is a vibe shift.
Leva Pierce
I'm like, what do you think they do with that free time that they don't have to ever go shopping for themselves?
Sam Taggart
You mean, like, what are they up to on Saturdays and Sundays?
George Severis
Yeah, soccer.
Leva Pierce
Soccer, Soccer. Hello?
George Severis
Have you been listening?
Sam Taggart
Well, they're running the big 5K.
George Severis
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. They're running a 5K every day.
Sam Taggart
Now tell. Okay, I actually would love. All I want at this point in my life is to run a 5k every Saturday. And yet.
George Severis
Why don't I know?
Sam Taggart
This is so stupid. For some reason, I'm like extra self conscious today.
George Severis
Why?
Sam Taggart
Of everything I say. There's something about this room that listeners.
George Severis
Oh, I actually love this room.
Sam Taggart
It's interesting. I feel like we're putting on a play. But yes, I know places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, when will I have 5Ks that start at 11:00am?
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Why? Why?
George Severis
And take it one step further. When will they have nine to five jobs that start at 11am? Because then maybe I would apply.
Sam Taggart
Oh, my God. I was eating a bagel this morning and it would seem like sort of either an aunt and niece relationship were eating next to me and she was like, oh, you don't have to be at work yet. And she's like, no, I get to work at 10. And the aunt goes kind of late. I was like, no, that's actually really normal.
George Severis
That aunt is like the time equivalent of someone being like, well, I had to take out student loans, so you. You young people should too.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. By the way, where's your job?
George Severis
Right.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. You're not 65 plus.
George Severis
Yeah, yeah, the aunt's probably like married to some guy who's like running a military operation out of his basement.
Sam Taggart
Well, guess what?
George Severis
You sold it. Meanwhile, he's bombing countries we've never even heard of on a daily basis.
Sam Taggart
I guess. What?
George Severis
You. And you have the nerve judge your daughter because she works at like a, you know, creative agency that does artisanal.
Sam Taggart
Crackers that starts at 10:00am, please.
Leva Pierce
And she probably works till 7 or 8.
George Severis
And she's on email and slack through midnight.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
Oh, my God, the client has requests. I feel so bad for her.
George Severis
Me too.
Sam Taggart
And the aunt or mother was going to the moma, and guess what? She was complaining about it. I'm doxing them. I'm doxing them.
George Severis
Wait, what was she complaining about?
Sam Taggart
She was like, seeing everything.
George Severis
There's new exhibitions all the time.
Sam Taggart
What am I gonna learn? I've seen it all.
George Severis
Also, by the way, the MOMA is like one of the least interesting museums.
Leva Pierce
You can go to a different.
George Severis
Go to the Frick, idiot.
Sam Taggart
That's what the daughter or niece said.
George Severis
Go to the Frick. Okay, so she's literally. Okay, so the daughter is like a genius. She has amazing taste. She's working at a cool, progressive company and her aunt is coming down being like, I voted for Mitt Romney.
Leva Pierce
She should go to Mo. Me.
George Severis
Oh, the Museum of the Moving Image. Well, yeah. Yeah. She should take five trains.
Sam Taggart
Some sort of joke.
George Severis
She should take five trains to go to Astoria or Long Island City. Astoria so far. It's so far.
Leva Pierce
But that's why I feel like people are. People forget about it. Because it is like you have to go to outer space to get there. But it is. But I would say that if you go there, there's always something to do because there's screenings.
George Severis
Yeah, that's true. And then there's an exhibition. There's screenings, and then there's an exhibition. That's like two shirts that were in a Cassavetes.
Sam Taggart
No, that's really nice.
George Severis
They're behind a vitrine.
Leva Pierce
I'm sorry, but film history museums are the worst. Because it is like. It's like, I don't. Why are we putting these props up on the wall? Like, I don't care. It was more interesting in the film to see them move around. Like, this is like. It's so boring. And I just. I don't get, like. It's just like, oh, you wore this once Also. There's a big thing of, like, costumes. Like, costumes. That's cooler, though, because it's closed.
Sam Taggart
Sure.
Leva Pierce
Beautiful dress. But it's like, I. I've. I want to. What? It is just like, I touched this once. Like, now we're gonna do a retrospective. Like, that is really hard to, like, have fun in that space.
George Severis
Well, of course, we're both struggling because we recently had an experience where we absolutely gagged at a museum like that, which we'll tell you about in a second. But more broadly, I do completely agree with you. More broadly that it's like those. It actually goes back to. Was it Esther's topic that was museums with slides in them? Yeah, Esther's topic was sort of like Museum of Ice Cream. Like, things like that.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
It goes back to. It's like people that are afraid of fine art that still want to experience a museum.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
They're going to go ahead and go to a film exhibition, a fashion exhibition, because they're like, okay, I at least understand what a dress is.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, absolutely. I remember going to D.C. and I went to the Newseum a long time ago, and there was literally an exhibit on Anchorman.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I'm like, I need to go. I'm going. I'm going. We were in Las Vegas, and we were staying at a hotel, and just, you know, what we thought was a normal hotel? We're walking through the casino, and I am Hit with the image of Lady Gaga's lady in red outfit. And I'm like, what the hell is going on here? And it's in a glass case. I walk closer. It's an entire Lady Gaga museum in.
George Severis
This hotel house of Gaga Las Vegas.
Sam Taggart
And we were like, ha, ha ha. Let's walk around, like, joking, joking, joking. We're walking through, gagging.
George Severis
Sam had tears in his eyes.
Sam Taggart
We cannot stop being like, oh, my God. How do they have this?
George Severis
The blue telephone from the telephone video. The cigarette glasses from the telephone video.
Sam Taggart
The real meat dress.
George Severis
So this is. Get this. We see something that looks like the meat dress, but it's made of sort of, like, looks papery. We're like, oh, it's like a recreation of the meat dress. Fine, go home. Call on Wikipedia. They cured the meat dress, folks. It's the real meat dress, and it's cured.
Leva Pierce
I just put my hand on my.
George Severis
Mouth.
Sam Taggart
But that's crazy.
Leva Pierce
Did she have, like, a residency there? Like, what? Why did the hotel.
George Severis
For a second, it was the jazz.
Sam Taggart
The jazz and the Enigma.
George Severis
Oh, that's right. She had Enigma. But, yeah, this has been there for years. It's like, we thought that it was, like, a temporary, like, promoting something. This museum has been there since at least 2019. Because according to Wikipedia, that's when the cured meat dress made it there.
Leva Pierce
To me, that's a sign of, like, when you're so famous and you can't have oversight into, like, everything going on. Like, it's like, she probably said yes to that, like, seven years ago. It's like, she totally forgot the meat dress is there.
George Severis
Totally.
Leva Pierce
It's like, you have too many things to keep track of.
George Severis
Well, that's like her in house labs every month. Someone has to remind her, like, you run a pretty global makeup line.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
There was a point when I was trying to. There were four men walking in front of me in Vegas, and we were trying to figure out if they were gay or not. And because four men walking together in Vegas.
George Severis
Come on.
Sam Taggart
And they passed the Lady Gaga museum, and not one of them. Not one of them looked. Not one of them stopped and said, oh, my God.
George Severis
Not one of them said, boys, paws up.
Sam Taggart
Hold on. Do you mind if I check out this store really quick? Not one.
Leva Pierce
So, yeah. So there's your answer.
Sam Taggart
So there's the answer. But I still. I followed them for a little longer. Something wasn't right about them, and I was gonna get to the bottom of it.
Leva Pierce
You followed them, like, all the way home, Hitchcock style, and you're like serious.
George Severis
Have you been to Vegas?
Leva Pierce
Nope.
George Severis
Do you have any interest?
Leva Pierce
Nope.
George Severis
And we didn't either. But then you go there and suddenly there's a Lady Gaga museum in your hotel. And you're like, I guess I have to come here every year.
Sam Taggart
Well, this is again, sort of how business people aren't real. And then it's like the one hotel we happen to be in has a Lady Gaga museum. It's starting to feel, you know, you start to go a little crazy.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Because it's like, wait, wait, what's the.
George Severis
Connection between business people?
Sam Taggart
Because I'm like, wait, everything is just. I'm the only real person on earth.
George Severis
Oh, I see.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. No one else can see this.
Sam Taggart
Solipsistic.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ye. NPCs. And I'm.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, exactly.
George Severis
So what? So NPCs is such a fascinating thing.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
Where did that come from?
Leva Pierce
It's video game.
George Severis
No, I, I mean, yes, but when did people start using it as like an insult in, in non video game space? No. Okay, sorry, nevermind.
Leva Pierce
I try. But I, I'll. But I come in with a crumb of knowledge.
George Severis
Totally.
Leva Pierce
I really.
George Severis
Because it's such a perfect insult. It's, it's actually such a perfect insult. And I think I learned it late and I don't want to say it because I seem so dated if I say it, but it is true that there are NPCs in the world.
Sam Taggart
And I want to say everything's relative. You know, your crumb could be a cookie size to us ants.
George Severis
Well, I sort of inherently trust you. I feel like you're like, no. Well, I remember when I first sort of became aware of you, I learned that you went to the University of Chicago. And I have an early memory of someone being like, the only university with smart people is the University of Chicago. And so now whenever I hear. I don't even remember who told me that, but whenever I hear that someone went to Utah, it's one of those things I'm like, oh. So they're like, it's like this creme de la creme.
Sam Taggart
Intellectually, it's like how I think Ricky Martin's the best singer in the world.
Leva Pierce
I really wanted to go to Northwestern to do. To major in television. And I was actually.
George Severis
Well, you do need a degree. You need a degree to work in television. A lot of people don't tell you that. It's a really academic TV degree.
Leva Pierce
They have like radio, tv, film. And I applied. This is so boring. But I applied early decision didn't get in. Sobbed.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Taped my rejection letter in, like, a psychopathic way, like, to the ceiling of my bedroom and would, like, wake up and stare at it and be like, like. Like, I will make this fuel me.
George Severis
Okay, so this is why going to Momi for you is a really tough experience.
Leva Pierce
And my parents. My parents were really the ones. Because my parents are teachers, and they were. They were the ones who were like, you should. I didn't even. They were like, you really have to, like. And they were, like, obviously crazy about my application, blah, blah, blah. And so then I kind of. I kind of went there, not reluctantly, but. But then when I got there, I was like, I love you, dear.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Got into it.
Sam Taggart
Well, that's good, at least.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
Yeah. Good job.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. But just to say I was trying. I was trying. I would stint to my. And to me, I was like, there's no one. Like, I'm like, julie Louis Dreyfus didn't go here. This school sucks.
George Severis
So I came with a really, like, dumb.
Leva Pierce
I came in.
Sam Taggart
Sure.
Leva Pierce
Like, not. You know what I mean?
George Severis
You guys.
Sam Taggart
You guys are all losers. None of are famous actors.
Leva Pierce
Exactly. Like, everyone was, like, extremely brilliant. Like, I don't know. They had all read, like. They'd all read, like Foucault in sixth grade. And I'm, like, coming in and I'm like, by the way, the theater scene is kind of lacking. Like, I was really trying to. And I had only cared about Chicago for, like, improv theaters. So I was. Again, I kept.
George Severis
Where are you from?
Leva Pierce
I'm from Maine.
George Severis
Really?
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
Interesting.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
Now I've seen.
Leva Pierce
I almost did Maine as my topic.
George Severis
Well, yeah.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. I mean, there's so much there. My favorite thing about Maine is being like, whereabouts. No, Nothing.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I love to be like, so where in Maine? You could say any word.
Leva Pierce
It's the big one. It's Portland.
Sam Taggart
Okay. That one I got.
George Severis
I've had some nice times in Portland.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
George Severis
Airport.
Leva Pierce
Airport, yeah.
George Severis
Oh, that's one of the classic airports.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Well, they have, like, a big, like. Or they. They used to have, like, kind of. They have, like, kind of whales and boats hanging and, like, moose, like, hanging from the sea. So it feels cozy, you know, when you get there.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
So why. So you're obsessed with improv.
Leva Pierce
I was obsessed with improv, and I'm sad to say it's because of Bossypants. I'm sorry. Really?
George Severis
I love Bossy Pants.
Leva Pierce
I read Boss. Bossypants was like. Like my stuffed animal.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Like, I like. I really. It really came out at an impressionable age for me. And I read it, like, thousands of times for real. It's sickening. It's like, certain lines are still. Well, I always. My favorite part of Bossypants that everyone forgets is that she has a story where she yells at her lesbian friends and she says, get the dykes in the car. And that's in print. And you can go back, find your copy. Find your copy. Go to the Japanese.
George Severis
I mean, get the dykes in the car. That's merch.
Sam Taggart
I mean, that's merch. She, like. She would say that.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Like, I'm sort of like, good for you for being honest, putting it in print.
George Severis
I agree.
Leva Pierce
I think it was the first time I read the word was in bossy.
George Severis
Oh, my God.
Leva Pierce
Like, I never. Like, no one had ever said that because Main is straight. Like, I didn't. I didn't really have. I didn't know anything.
Sam Taggart
What's complicated is, like, when you get into the rural northeast, it does become quite lesbian as well.
Leva Pierce
I know, but, like, no one says the word. Like, it's just kind of like. It's just kind of like, yeah, like, Pam is living in the woods. She's single. Like, she's clearly lesbian, but no one says the word.
George Severis
Correct me if I'm wrong. To me, I'm like, there are a lot of lesbians and even gay guys occasionally, but there isn't community. Am I wrong to say? Like, I don't think of Maine as, like, I'm sure there are a couple of gay bars, but I don't think of it as, like, oh, the whole group is getting together and they're all doing an activity. It is like couples living miles away from one another.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
George Severis
And sort of like, maybe cooking method.
Leva Pierce
George, it's my home. Yeah, sure. I'm. I feel like.
George Severis
Is that your experience, meth or what?
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, I would say that. Yeah. Certainly there's people off in the woods, like, doing their own thing. They're kind of like, I'm the. Like, I am the leader of my own world over here.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
But I. I. Yeah, I do feel like there are lots of lesbians. But, yeah, I would never know because they blend in their, like, scenery. Like, it took me a long. Like, now when I go home, I feel like I'm, like, hyper aware and.
George Severis
I totally, like, get the dikes in the car.
Leva Pierce
Like, get the dikes in the car. But I would love to see. I think it would be amazing if you could, like, like, in Animals before an Earthquake. If you could, like, do some sort of, like, sound or call or alarm that only lesbians could hear, and you could, like, just stand in a field and, like, all these lesbians would come.
George Severis
Out of the woods, wouldn't that be great?
Leva Pierce
And then they could find.
George Severis
And then you wouldn't need, like, targeted advertising on Instagram that you pay $50 a day for, for no reason. Doesn't do anything.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, but, yeah, I would love to. Like, I feel like it's sad because I wish. I wish I knew more lesbians when I was a kid. And I'm like, I would love to find them, but they are so deep.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, they're far in there.
Leva Pierce
In. On their properties, like, down, you know, sandy beach, roads, whatever. But it's like, you can't. They're not going to be out in the light of day. Like, they might go grocery shopping in the morning, but then they're, like, home the rest of the day, cooking with the dogs.
Sam Taggart
Like, I do feel when I go to Misha's parents upstate, he lives very far, upstate New York. And there's this dive bar we go to, and there's always a surprising amount of lesbians there in a way where I'm like, wait, what? Like, I'm sort of like. I'm like, wait, everyone, like, you guys all chill here. This is crazy.
Leva Pierce
That's cool.
George Severis
Wait, what? What is crazy about.
Sam Taggart
Well, I'm just like, maybe. Maybe you need to, like, find the local bar that people go to that the lesbians.
George Severis
Oh, yeah, they're there. Yeah. Yeah.
Leva Pierce
More of them now. There's this one, like, really awesome leather bar in Portland that has, like, the oldest leather gaze ever, but I've never seen a lesbian there. It's really, like. It's really, like, 60 plus guys.
George Severis
Sure.
Leva Pierce
Full, like.
Sam Taggart
What's that one called?
Leva Pierce
Horns? Like leather.
George Severis
Emma's writing it down.
Sam Taggart
I'm wondering if I've already been.
Leva Pierce
It's like. It's, like, the only one.
Sam Taggart
I think I've been.
Leva Pierce
You've probably been. I'm actually forgetting it's across. Whatever. It's in Longfellow Square.
George Severis
Sure, sure.
Leva Pierce
Well, stunned. Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I don't know. That's my amazing take.
George Severis
Should we do our first segment?
Sam Taggart
I think we should.
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Sam Taggart
So basically our first segment is called Straight Shooters and in this segment we're going to ask you a series of rapid fire questions to gauge your familiarity with and complicity in straight culture. It's basically this thing or this other thing and the only rule is you can't ask any follow up questions or we'll scream so loud at you you're going to want to move to the damn woods. Okay, ready?
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
Tate McRae or Tate Modern?
Leva Pierce
Tate Modern.
George Severis
Very relevant to our conversation.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
Call your girlfriend or I love Garfield Call your girlfriend.
Sam Taggart
Income inequality or findom sexuality?
George Severis
Findom sexuality the boy is mine or yeah, tap is fine.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Life expectancy or Wife respect me please.
Leva Pierce
Wife respect me please.
George Severis
Affordable housing or no thank you, just browsing.
Leva Pierce
No thank you, just browsing.
Sam Taggart
A missed opportunity or pissed off at you and me.
Leva Pierce
Missed opportunity.
George Severis
Oh, lacking media literacy or backing the Confederacy.
Sam Taggart
Oh, God.
Leva Pierce
Well, lacking media literacy.
George Severis
Oh, Interesting. Huh?
Sam Taggart
Huh?
George Severis
Now this is interesting. You know, after our House of Gaga Las Vegas visit, I feel even more compelled to rank someone's performance on a scale of 0 to 1000.
Sam Taggart
Now more than ever.
George Severis
Now more than ever. It is important to numerically. And I just want to say we've been accused of giving people too high scores recently.
Sam Taggart
Have we?
George Severis
Yeah. I don't think this is the time to go low because I think that was a perfectly lovely performance.
Sam Taggart
That would be very reactionary.
George Severis
That would be very reactionary. Yes, exactly. I even think we should do anti reactionary and go even higher than we normally would.
Sam Taggart
I think. A thousand doves.
George Severis
A thousand doves. Wow, that's huge for you.
Leva Pierce
That's really huge. Yeah, I try to come and relaxed.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, I could feel that.
George Severis
No, you are very relaxed.
Leva Pierce
Thank you.
George Severis
Is that something you cultivate?
Leva Pierce
I don't know, I just. I don't know how to be relaxed. How I got this way.
Sam Taggart
But I think, can I propose maybe you were born.
George Severis
No. You weren't born.
Leva Pierce
Yes. You know what is so awesome? That, I mean, this is something many people have said before, but it's just like, it's like she's straight.
George Severis
No, totally. No, it's honestly amazing. Not only is she straight, but she. She is the most half hearted. Like one time said she was bi and then I was like, you guys.
Sam Taggart
Are doing bi erasure.
George Severis
No, she is fully a straight woman who went to nyu.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, she's so straight. She's so straight. And like she is down for learning about everyone else, but she's not. She's not. At the end of the day, like, she wants a man at home.
George Severis
Well, not just that, but I would arg again, I'm a huge fan. You know, I would love for her to come on the pod. I would argue when she made Born this Way, that type of language was already outdated. Like a cool girl that went to NYU during that time would not do born this way language.
Sam Taggart
Well, that's the thing about it, George. It was Christ. Like she was sacrificing her coolness to be so lame for us.
George Severis
No, she was very much like. She's like, I've seen what cool is. This one's for Wisconsin. Wisconsin.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
Like I remember even at the time, I mean, obviously I'm a little bit older than you, but at the time I was in college and I was like very involved in the sort of LGBTQ+ activism scene and we were all very much. The whole thing was being like, the born this way narrative is conservative. It's like trying to prove you're worthy by saying, oh, I can't help it. Like, in fact, it's much more liberating and empowering to be like. Anyone can self determine whichever way they see fit, whether it's gender, sexuality, or whatever.
Leva Pierce
And by the way, I don't. I don't know. I. When I went to school, the same conversations were happening about born this way. So, like, they're still working it out.
Sam Taggart
That's what college is for.
Leva Pierce
I, like, literally would be like, born this way discourse first.
George Severis
Yeah, I guess it's probably still happening because I think now it's just. I feel like then it was happening for gay and now it's happening for trans.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Because like, born this way was like, that was a phrase that was like, that she just picked up on. Like, she just kind of absorbed that from.
Sam Taggart
She was like walking TJ Maxx. Wait, I love.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah.
George Severis
Wait, I actually have a question. Literally, I now can't remember the phrase born this way pre Gaga. What was the status of that? Is that something people would say? Was it like a catchphrase?
Sam Taggart
I think it started with Neanderthals.
George Severis
No, no, no.
Leva Pierce
I think it started in the roaring twenties. Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Why are you dancing like that, sugar?
George Severis
But were people going around being like, I was born this way, or did she invent that?
Sam Taggart
No. Yeah.
George Severis
Am I being crazy?
Sam Taggart
Al Capone invented that.
George Severis
You guys are being so rude.
Leva Pierce
It's like, I wish I knew.
George Severis
Yeah, I wish.
Sam Taggart
I don't know. When it was said for the first time, I don't think people were saying, I'm sorry, Sam.
Leva Pierce
I don't know.
Sam Taggart
I don't know. Oh, my God. I didn't know I was gonna get quizzed today.
George Severis
I also love that in the lyrics, it's, I was born this way.
Leva Pierce
She's playing a gay character.
George Severis
Yeah, she's playing a gay character in this song.
Leva Pierce
So that we can, you know, similar to. You go to the theater, you see someone doing a role so that you can experience catharsis.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
George Severis
Like the cats and Cats. She's doing kabuki theaters. She's like the cats. In the chat.
Leva Pierce
We are able to feel our darkest thoughts.
George Severis
Totally. Yeah. Our darkest thoughts, which are. I was born this way.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Oh, I was born this way. Oh, no.
Sam Taggart
Well, it's always been my favorite. My favorite thing with her, of course, is being like, I'm such a fucked up weirdo loser like you guys.
George Severis
Right?
Sam Taggart
It's like, hey, stop that. Don't say that about me.
George Severis
No, completely.
Sam Taggart
I'm such a fucking loser pervert freak with no friends.
George Severis
Yeah. And the audience is like gay teens with their moms.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
George Severis
Okay, cool.
Sam Taggart
Oh, sorry to bring up Vegas.
George Severis
This is just like Studio 54.
Sam Taggart
Sorry to bring up Vegas one more time. But like, like, Gaga is one thing. We went to see lord.
George Severis
Oh, yeah. We saw lord in Vegas.
Sam Taggart
We saw lord in Vegas, which was to die for.
George Severis
Do you like lord?
Leva Pierce
I've never seen her alive.
George Severis
Do you care about lord?
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
You should see, because she's to die for them.
Leva Pierce
Let's talk about it.
Sam Taggart
Let's talk about it. Well. Well, mostly the thing I wanted to say is there was a point where lorde is like, duct tape this. I mean, the duct tape.
George Severis
But just when the they them duct tape is on.
Sam Taggart
I'm sorry.
George Severis
The they them duct tape stays on during sex.
Leva Pierce
No, I just love how celebrities are like. I'm not saying non binary. It's weird. They're like, non binary is gross weird and a bad word.
George Severis
Do you know what's interesting? It's not. I think it's. It's specifically the words. It's specifically the word non binary. And the words they them are quote, unquote, out of style.
Leva Pierce
Well, they're. They are like. They are terrible. It's like, it's.
George Severis
It sucks that that's what we know it, obviously. But then. And it has not changed the identity. The identity still exists. And all those people that are being like they them is lame. Still believe it. They're just like, oh, God. Can we come up with a new one?
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
It's like, I just want to say I'm they them. And I literally wish I had a cool word.
George Severis
Can I add you something? Speaking of things that were trendy in college, when you were in college, did. Was there any inkling left of ghost as a pronoun? Like, oh, z H E. That was one of the first when I was in college and people were still figuring out. Yes. Figuring out they them. And they hadn't landed on they them. Another option was g. Sure.
Leva Pierce
Yes. I mean, I hear. I obviously, it's like, I hear that I feel like I've read about people who are. I've never in my life.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
George Severis
The story never met. Never met Azizier.
Leva Pierce
No.
George Severis
Yeah, me neither.
Leva Pierce
I think what was more in Was just like she they he. Like, that was what was like. People would just be like, oh, oh. And that was more just like. So I feel like people had Dropped gir as much. Or there's this, like, faith.
George Severis
Faith.
Sam Taggart
I've never heard that.
Leva Pierce
No, no, like faith. I'm sorry.
George Severis
I said faith. And then you're like, no, no, faith.
Leva Pierce
No, that's what I said. Not faith. Faye. F A Y E. Yes.
George Severis
Oh, like Faye Dunaway. Yes. Okay.
Sam Taggart
Non binary legend.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, she is to me. Well, she has the masculine in her. She does. Sorry.
Sam Taggart
Some days she's a woman, some days she's a man.
George Severis
Yeah, Just like lord.
Leva Pierce
Exactly. Exactly.
Sam Taggart
But Lorde did this thing I wanted to say where she was like, tonight is for the freaks.
George Severis
Oh, yeah. And it was like, it wasn't for the freaks.
Sam Taggart
This is so normal.
Leva Pierce
I always think about that Chris Fleming joke. That's like. St. Vincent thinks that she's weird, but she's actually, like, her whole. Her whole, like, weirdness is, like, carefully vetted by, like, NYU grads, and there's no real risk.
George Severis
Yeah, quite the. I could. No, no.
Leva Pierce
Sorry, Chris. I'm sorry. But it's really. I always. It's a great joke.
George Severis
St. Vincent is one of the most, like, fascinating figures, culturally speaking. And also kind of in my personal life, I feel like my. You can track my thoughts on her. My thoughts on her map directly to, like, my evolution as a person. You know what I mean?
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Sam Taggart
It's sort of like your.
Leva Pierce
Your political awakening.
George Severis
There was just. And I just want to say, like, I still. I actually recently saw her sort of randomly because she opened for someone else. I saw. But I. I saw her a bunch of times when I was younger. I usually think she was, like, the coolest person. And then there was one day where I truly woke up, and it's like. It hit me. I was like, she's a complete fraud. And I, like, haven't been. And I don't actually think that. I think she's obviously very talented, but, like, I haven't been able to unsee that opinion.
Sam Taggart
I think you and a lot of people.
George Severis
Yeah, like. And I think a lot of people. Did you go through that with her?
Leva Pierce
Yeah, I mean, I wasn't. Yeah. I feel like I came to her later, and I was. I mean, New York is in New York without you. Love, obviously fake when you're sad.
George Severis
Totally. But to me, that was.
Sam Taggart
Honestly.
George Severis
But to me, that was the turning point.
Sam Taggart
That was the beginning of the universe.
Leva Pierce
Did you think that song was, like, cringe?
Sam Taggart
Yes, a little.
Leva Pierce
You did?
George Severis
Yeah, I was like. I was like, what the hell?
Sam Taggart
Like, I like that song, but it was.
George Severis
And the references are, like, tourist attractions it was like, we're going to, like, the NYU building up on Aster. Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, I. I liked her. Like. Like her EDM moment.
George Severis
Yeah.
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Leva Pierce
I guess it's. It's not edm.
George Severis
Mass seduction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. I. I went to that tour. It was great.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like the last. I feel like. Like. Like fun.
George Severis
Totally. I agree. That was.
Leva Pierce
And now, like, it's like, this stuff with her. She's like, can't stop talking about how her dad's rich and. And. But he's in jail or something.
George Severis
Yeah. Well, I do think I get what she was doing with that. Sorry.
Sam Taggart
I'm looking at you like you're making it up.
George Severis
I'm, like, believing this.
Sam Taggart
I haven't heard about this at all.
George Severis
Her dad was in jail for white color crime and then got out of jail, and that's why the album was called Daddy's Home.
Sam Taggart
Oh.
George Severis
But then she was also like, it's not funny. But also, Daddy's Home was also being a little. Faye done away.
Sam Taggart
I thought she was being lured.
George Severis
Wink, wink. I'm microdosing. They. Them.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. I thought she was being Lord.
Leva Pierce
What's up with Lorde's parent stuff? Because it's like. And this. It's like. It's like she's. Her dad's intense, but her mom has trauma.
George Severis
Her mom, like, was a.
Sam Taggart
Can I make it any more obvious?
George Severis
Her mom. You told me this. Her mom's a poet.
Leva Pierce
Her mom's okay, but it's like, in.
George Severis
New Zealand, everyone's kind of a poet.
Leva Pierce
I like the line, my mama's trauma.
George Severis
Yes.
Leva Pierce
What ifs? My mama's drum. That was really good.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, no, that was really good.
Leva Pierce
I wonder what happened to her mom, but I know I'm not supposed to ask.
George Severis
Yeah, that would be rude. You meet Lorde, you're like, don't ask what happened to her mom. Don't ask what happened to her mom. Don't ask what happened to mom.
Leva Pierce
It's so hard when these artists are, like, singing so much and being vague, and you're just like, oh, I know.
George Severis
You're kind of like, let's. Where is the spark notes?
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Well, literally, that's what, like, genius is supposed to be.
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George Severis
That's supposed to be able to sit.
Sam Taggart
On the lyric and be like, her mom was yelled at by a guy.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
In 1982, she was walking down the street and a guy yelled outside of the car.
Leva Pierce
What if her mom was also. What if someone yelled at her mom? You Walk like a bitch.
George Severis
And that's the mama's trauma.
Sam Taggart
That's the curse of her family. Everyone in that family walks like a bitch.
George Severis
Do you think walking like a bitch is learned or is a born this way behavior and follow up question, and I want you to answer both. Which narrative would be more liberating to you if walking like a bitch was innate or if you were able to.
Leva Pierce
Choose a. I think. I think if it's learned, it's more liberating.
Sam Taggart
Okay.
George Severis
And because.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, it's like. It's like what, you're gonna argue and you're gonna say that.
Sam Taggart
Is it learned?
George Severis
Yeah, but is it learned?
Sam Taggart
If it's learned, it's liberating. But is it learned?
Leva Pierce
I think when you're. This is my theory on being gay. I can't wait to say.
George Severis
Great, Great. Here they go.
Sam Taggart
Turn the volume up, folks.
George Severis
I think it's my message. Four words for Trump. Turn the vol. He ate with that. Okay, go ahead.
Sam Taggart
He kind of did eat with that, though.
George Severis
That was kind of crazy.
Sam Taggart
No, that was cool.
Leva Pierce
This next message is to Donald J. Trump. I think. Here's what I think. When you're a baby, you look at people and you're like, that person's cool. And from the day you're a baby, you want to be like them.
George Severis
Oh, so you think your influences are subconscious from when you're a child? It's like a cool uncle, cool aunt, like someone who's off the straw.
Leva Pierce
Because it's undeniable that. I feel like it's undeniable that gay guys only look at women as babies. I feel like.
George Severis
Sorry. You know what's crazy?
Sam Taggart
Here's the thing.
George Severis
Literally, when I was a baby, my dad. I have goosebumps for like, for like a year or two when I was a baby. Had a job in a different country and I didn't see him as much. And I actually think.
Sam Taggart
And George is gay now and I'm gonna.
George Severis
And I. I love my dad and we have a good relationship, but there's. There's like a slight distance that is from that time. And it's not his fault. And he was. What?
Leva Pierce
I rest my case.
George Severis
No. Yeah. How about you?
Sam Taggart
Well, you know, this gets really complicated because obviously my mother and father were both in the picture an equal amount. But get this. I had a sister.
George Severis
I had a sister, and he had an older sister.
Sam Taggart
An older sister.
Leva Pierce
Actually, this theory mostly applies to gay guys. I don't know how lesbians.
George Severis
I mean, I was also, like, on top of that, partly raised by both my grandmothers. I mean, it was matriarchy boots. Okay.
Sam Taggart
Okay. So what's your figure out where lesbians fit?
George Severis
There's just men everywhere. Are you okay?
Leva Pierce
I know, I know. For me, I'm like, I don't know. For me, I can say I was like, read. I was. I love GQ early on. Yeah.
George Severis
As a baby, I love gq.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
George Severis
Reading Details magazine while potty training.
Leva Pierce
Yes. Like, I remember going to visit my grandparents when I was, like, probably like six or seven and being at the airport. And my mom is like, you can pick one magazine when we go visit grandparents. And I would pick GQ and just like, look at the watches, look at the blazers.
Sam Taggart
Interesting.
Leva Pierce
And that. And then it became a thing where, like, every time I traveled, I bought a gq.
Sam Taggart
That's so interesting.
George Severis
That is so amazing. So little menswear influencer.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. And mine was that I was obsessed with mermaids because I like the way their hair moved.
George Severis
Totally.
Leva Pierce
So GQ was my mermaids. And for me, my mermaid was like, blazer with hoodie. From what I was thinking. I want to wear that so bad.
Sam Taggart
Blazer with the hoodie really did make a splash for a while. Across all spectrums.
George Severis
Yeah. Well. And it reached its peak during the sort of Justin Bieber era.
Sam Taggart
Oh, wow.
Leva Pierce
Oh, my God. Yeah. He would wear like a. He would wear like, a tuxedo jacket. Like, it was crazy what he was doing.
George Severis
When I think of Justin, I understand that Justin Bieber has become a huge star and is an adult and is like, I'm glad you understand. And is obviously, like, someone that. At the level of, like, whatever, Drake or someone else, that's like a big male pop star. But the early Bieber imagery is so strong to me that when I think of Justin Bieber, I think of a little kid with a hair soup. I have not. Whereas, like, when I think of Demi Lovato, I think of Demi Lovato. Today, I don't think of a Disney star, but I have not updated my opinions on Justin Bieber. And it's now been, like, 20 years.
Sam Taggart
I think it's the name.
George Severis
I still think of him as a child.
Sam Taggart
I think it's the name, like, literally the sound.
Leva Pierce
Bieber.
George Severis
You're so right.
Sam Taggart
Like, if he were like, I'm just Justin.
George Severis
Yeah, yeah.
Sam Taggart
Then I'd be like, okay, you're a different guy now, Justin.
Leva Pierce
You guys believe that thing? That's like. That's like, you're. The age you get famous is the age you're. Is the age you Stop aging.
Sam Taggart
I love.
George Severis
This is the part from the problem. The problem with Taylor Swift.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Because you do believe it.
George Severis
Yes.
Leva Pierce
You believe. Yeah. It's like you stop kind of like.
George Severis
And you're. And it's just like your gender stops when you are around men or women, when you're a child, and then your age stops when you become famous.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
But I do basically believe it.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. That's why I'm like. I'm like. I think it would be good to. I think it's cool to get famous at, like, 50 completely.
Sam Taggart
It's really cool.
Leva Pierce
It's really cool to, like, have. Like. There are certain actresses where it's like, they did not. They were just. They were just literally trying for years, and then they had their first big starring role on Broadway at 50.
George Severis
I mean, Olivia Colman.
Sam Taggart
I've never heard of these actresses.
George Severis
Think about Olivia Colman.
Sam Taggart
I've never heard about that.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Olivia Colman is one.
George Severis
Like, she was consistently working, but she wasn't. You wouldn't have known the name Olivia Colman 10 years ago.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. But I will say the comparison to that does scare me because it's like, well, not consistently working. Like, the idea of being like. The idea of being like.
George Severis
I didn't realize we were talking about you.
Sam Taggart
Of course we're talking about ourselves. Of course we're talking about ourselves. Are we not pursuing comedy? But I'm always like. Like, it's fun to look at those people who are, like, big stars and be like, they barely had anything. Just consistent TV work forever. Just not a big starring role. I'm like, well, I'm behind on that.
Leva Pierce
Then sometimes I feel like people who aren't, like. Who aren't trying to be famous and who aren't sick will ask me, like. And it is so. It is, like, one of the most, like, humiliating, like, experiences when, like, someone who has. Who is just like. Like a teacher, like, they're. They're work. Or they're, like, working. Yeah, yeah.
Sam Taggart
Say another profession. I want to go.
Leva Pierce
They're working on a farm.
Sam Taggart
Grow up.
Leva Pierce
I'm like, thinking, what My friends. Do you have farmer friends? Yes. In Maine. Yeah. Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Oh, Maine. Yeah.
Leva Pierce
One of my friends was just managing a farm for the summer. That was her job.
George Severis
See, that could be Maine, but it could also be like, you, Chicago Queerdo.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, it could.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like it's. It's like. Like, people will be like, oh, do you want to be famous? Like, have you ever been asked that?
Sam Taggart
No.
Leva Pierce
No.
Sam Taggart
Not one time, but I Feel like I'm being normal. You guys get asked that all the time?
George Severis
No, no, all the time. But it's something that, like.
Leva Pierce
Because I feel like people who don't want fame are like, why do you want that? Or like, they're like. They're like, so. They're like. In their head, they're like, oh, you're doing shows. You want to be famous? And then it is like. It's so embarrassing because it's like, you said the quiet part out loud.
George Severis
Well, it's like, when people are like, I could never. People often will say, like, stand up to me is the single hardest thing I can think of. Like, the idea of, like, being on a stage alone and talking. It's like I. People will be like, I can imagine myself, like, being an actor or being whatever, but stand up is, like, the hardest thing. And even people in the arts, like, people who are, like, successful actors or directors or something, will be like, that's the one thing I could never do. And you're like, so you need to flip that. It's not that it's a challenging thing that I stepped up to the plate to do. It's that I am so ill. It is the only outlet that can, like, kind of, like, calm down the inner thoughts.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. It's like, you don't understand from me. This. It's born this way.
George Severis
It's born this way. No, the idea that I would ever. The idea that I would ever aspire to it and. And. But. But not naturally be drawn to it and be like, okay, like, you have to sit down, write your material, and get your stage time. It's like, that is not how this works, sweetheart.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sam Taggart
Should we do our topic?
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Oh, my gosh.
Sam Taggart
What is your straight topic today? And what's straight about it?
Leva Pierce
Okay, so my topic is sympathy. Beautiful. For me, what this is. Is, to me, I feel like I see this a lot in, like, okay, if you're in. If you're going to your friends for advice, you have an issue. Maybe it's a dating issue. Maybe it's a personal issue, family, whatever. It's like, to me, the first reaction from straight people if you bring them any kind of negativity is just, like, sympathy. Which, to me is like. Actually, they just. It's. It's like the shallowest way of engaging with negativity. And meanwhile, I feel like if I bring an issue to my gay friends, it's like they're criticizing me. They're able to immediately dive in, you know? What I mean, it's kind of like keeping that suffering at a distance almost. And gay people are more like, well, here's what I think and here's how I relate. And here's, and here's. And I want to talk about. And it's like beyond empathy. It's also kind of self involved.
George Severis
Well, gay people start performing.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, Gay people start performing, but I think there's more of like a relishing in. And straight people are more like, oh, that's sad.
Sam Taggart
It's like dealing with the sick. Yeah. Yes. People are like, I'm not afraid to get sick. And straight people are like, I have work.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Yeah.
George Severis
Literally.
Sam Taggart
Please don't give me that.
George Severis
Well, gay people, it's like they're on an improv show and your thing is a prompt. You're like, I'm going through a breakup. Like breakup guys. Got it. I was going through a breakup once. And then they go into a story. Do you feel like I want to get into sort of examples of phrases that are relevant to this? Like, I'm here if you need anything. Like the most empty promise. That is a very straight thing to me. Or like, yes. Or even, not to say the obvious, but even something as simple as like, you're in my thoughts.
Sam Taggart
I was about to say thinking of you.
George Severis
Thinking of you. Thoughts and prayers. Praying for you.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
So just the most passive. It's just literally being like, here's a bow and putting it on your wound.
Leva Pierce
To me it's like when Notre Dame burned and then all straight people are posting a picture. Pray for Paris. Or just like to me it's like Instagram graphic of sad thing. Heart.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Card emoji and then nothing else.
George Severis
So basically sympathy is like on a person to person level, reacting with a bumper sticker. Someone tells you their trauma and then you give them a pre written greeting card and you're like, hope this helps.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah. And yeah, you're literally using like canned phrases. Like you're using stock phrases. It's like an inability to like, actually to me a big thing with straight people is like, they do not want to live in reality. Like, like, to me, they are even more delusional in subways because to them, like they are not questioning. Like, it's just like, this is how it is. This is how it is. And I feel like this way where, I mean, I, I, I mean I feel like my friends are like, I don't want to come to you if I have relationship problems because you're gonna, you're gonna have Opinions. And I'm like, of course. I. I feel like I see my straight girl friends in their straight relationships and it is some of the scariest stories I've ever heard.
George Severis
No, it's more. It's full horror show. It's Candyman years.
Leva Pierce
It's years of. And it's like they come to me. Everyone else is like, the other straight people are giving advice. That's like, I'm so sorry, babe. Like, I'm here, like, just like, text me. I'm around, whatever. And that's. I'm like, we need to do mutual aid. Like, we need, we need, we need. You need to move out. Like, we need to. Do you know what I mean? Like, I feel like I'm more like, let's look at the reality. This is untenable. And straight people are like, no, it's how it is. I gotta go.
Sam Taggart
I have a theory. I have a theory. I want to propose.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I could be wrong, of course. Do you think that. So straight people are bad at, like, hearing. Dealing with bad news in a real way? I think gay people are bad at dealing with good news in a real way.
Leva Pierce
Oh, yes. Yes.
Sam Taggart
Like, if you're like, if you're like, I got a job. They're like, amazing. Back to me, like, yeah. Like, they cannot hear good news.
George Severis
This is honestly how I felt when Zuron was elected. I was like, you guys need to relax.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
George Severis
Meanwhile, like, I voted for him.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. Like, it's good news.
George Severis
But I'm like, I'm like, everyone needs to shut up. This is embarrassing.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
I always feel like it. Killjoy. My family, my parents are like, oh, like, I'm excited about this. I'm like, well, actually, here's the reality. We're gonna have to keep them accountable. You know what I mean? I think it is like, of course, it's one of those things where it's like, gay people are better at dealing with bad news for good and bad reasons. Like, it's like some of it is like, oh, wow, we've like, learned. And we're. And we're, we're. We're. We're more like grounded in some ways. And then in some ways it is like, we're also self involved.
Sam Taggart
Like, we're extremely addicted to, like, saving.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Like, while it's doing well, it's like, well, I don't want to be around that.
George Severis
I also feel it's a very straight mentality to believe the default is good. And so therefore, when something bad happens, it sort of is a shock. To the system. Whereas I think it is a very gay thing to kind of assume things are bad. Right. And not trust the good when it does happen.
Sam Taggart
Right. When someone's telling me good news, I'm like, so what are you lying about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
George Severis
And I also think. I think we talked about this before, but, like, there is a. I think gay people think bad is inherently more interesting than good. It's kind of like that's sort of the.
Leva Pierce
If we hear that, we hear dollar signs.
George Severis
Yes. Well, it's also the.
Sam Taggart
I think we can sell this.
Washington Post Advertiser
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
I think we can package this. I think we can sell, like, they're.
George Severis
More drawn to critique than to praise. They're very, like, it's very straight to be like, let people enjoy things. It's very gay to be like, we should murder the creator of this television series.
Sam Taggart
Okay, question for the group. So when it comes to sympathy versus empathy, what's going on?
George Severis
I know this is one of those things that I've never quite understood.
Sam Taggart
I've never understood right now. I just think it literally feels like empathy is just, like, in vogue. Like, it's like, more in vogue.
George Severis
Yeah, but it's been. But it's been in vogue. Don't you think empathy is constantly having a moment? Yeah, it's been literally decades of people being like, it's about empathy.
Leva Pierce
I remember millions of millions of dollars have gone.
George Severis
Millions. Well, legitimately, though, because it's a billion dollar industry, it is fully a buzzword for products. Like, I remember when I was in grad school, there was like, this other sort of, like, team within the department that was doing documentary film stuff. And the trendy thing at the time was interactive documentary and also VR documentary. And the biggest buzzword was empathy. They were like, we're making a VR documentary about what it's like to be blind. And so you like it, like, messes with your sense or whatever. And that creates empathy for blind people. I was like, actually, what it does is it creates a line at the Tribeca Film Festival interactive booth where people are putting on a VR headset and then they're, like, taking a picture with it.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. I guess, like, people are always like, sympathies. Like, you feel bad and empathy is like, you feel bad and you can imagine.
Sam Taggart
You, like, really feel bad.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, you feel bad and you can use I statements.
George Severis
Empathy is like, you have multiple personality disorder, and you're actually completely disassociating because someone told you that they are sad.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. Sympathy is like, you're making me Sad by being sad. Stop. And empathy is like, whoa, you are sad about that. I am sad about that.
George Severis
Is maybe. Is the difference. Like, yeah, is the difference. The sympathy is almost like, condescending. It's almost like you're in a. Someone tells you, I'm going through a breakup, you're being like, oh, sweetie, you're inherently in a position of power, and you're almost like, wow, you're suddenly my child that I'm taking care of. Whereas empathy is like, okay, I'm feeling it with you. Like, let's move through it together.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. I think. I think empathy is more gay because it is like a going back. We're like, oh, weigh in for me. Like, and I do think I do this all the time, and I have to. And I have to curb myself where, like, someone will be talking about, like, a breakup or something. And I'm totally. So here's my history, start to finish. I'll go through beat by beat, and then it's like I completely forget what the other person's even talking about. Like, I get so deep down memory lane in the middle, I'm suddenly like, wait, is this helping? Like, it's.
Sam Taggart
You're, like, going through intergenerational trauma. You're like, I'm in a war. I'm in a war.
George Severis
My mama's trauma.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Sympathy is a Broadway show. Empathy is Sleep no more. Whoa.
George Severis
Sympathy is Hamilton. And empathy is Sleep no More.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, yeah.
Leva Pierce
Whoa.
Sam Taggart
One isn't better than the other. It's just, you know, one you're in, one you're watching.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
George Severis
If you had to watch one of those every single night for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Leva Pierce
Sleep no More or. Well, I mean.
George Severis
Or Hamilton.
Leva Pierce
You can't rest in Sleep no More.
Sam Taggart
You get to walk around. You can watch a different show every night. I think I've never seen.
Leva Pierce
It has to be Hamilton or it's like any. Oh, it has to.
George Severis
Well, because I think those two are sort of emblemat. Those. Those are both kind of like Obama era tent poles.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. I think Sleep no More because, you know, I mean, allegedly are supposed to be able to see different things.
George Severis
Yeah, allegedly.
Leva Pierce
And there's, like, different things around every corner.
Sam Taggart
Plus you get grabbed.
George Severis
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Could be kind of fun.
George Severis
And you're. And there's like, hot dancers.
Leva Pierce
There's a really good episode of Law and Order SVU that takes place at a fake sleep.
George Severis
No.
Leva Pierce
Someone, like, everyone's watching and an assault happens, and everyone thinks it's part of the performance.
George Severis
Oh, my God, that's awful.
Leva Pierce
It's actually so dark. But it's an amazing episode.
George Severis
Oh, my God. There's also a really great girls episode about an interactive play.
Leva Pierce
Oh, Abs, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's really good. Never got sold.
George Severis
What? What?
Sam Taggart
What?
George Severis
Oh. Never gets old.
Leva Pierce
Never gets old.
George Severis
Never got sold.
Sam Taggart
Me too. I'm like, we are really miscreing you in crazy ways.
Leva Pierce
No, sor. Getting shy.
Sam Taggart
No, it's us.
Leva Pierce
It's us.
George Severis
So what do you think about Sympathy being a knife? Oh, it needed to come up.
Leva Pierce
It needed to come up. Well, yeah, I think it is. I think. Of course.
George Severis
Yeah, I agree.
Leva Pierce
It is a knife.
George Severis
I think it's very perceptive that it's a knife. And I actually think if that song is about Taylor Swift, I think Charlie's like, sympathy is a knife. And then Taylor Swift is like, I was actually being empathetic.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That it's. Yeah. I must say. What happened? She came up to her and she's like. And she's like, you're not that famous, are you?
Sam Taggart
I hate it. Must hurt to be brunette.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Yeah, but it is so, like. I'm sure. I'm sure. I mean, they're both jealous of each other, like.
George Severis
Yeah, I know. It's really. Well, is Charlie jealous of Taylor?
Sam Taggart
I don't know.
Leva Pierce
Charlie's. Maybe. She's like. She's got her own thing going on.
George Severis
I think it's emblematic. I think Charlie sees the popularity of someone like Taylor and is like, this is everything that's wrong with the wild. Like, she's. She's. It makes her upset on a more systemic level. But Taylor can only see things on a one to one level. She's like, you either love me or you hate me. And if you hate me, then I'm gonna write an album about you. Yeah, it's very interesting.
Leva Pierce
It's like black and white.
George Severis
Totally.
Leva Pierce
The world is black and white.
Sam Taggart
Yes.
George Severis
No, she's literally like.
Sam Taggart
Wow. She's like a dog.
Leva Pierce
Wow.
George Severis
You heard it here first. Wow. Was she born that way?
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
No, because she was frozen at. She was frozen.
George Severis
Oh, yeah. She was frozen when she got famous.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. Okay. So pretty much that's sympathy.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, that's.
George Severis
Any final thoughts on Sympathy?
Leva Pierce
I would just say, like, I think to gay people, like, let's. Let's try and do better at listening when something bad is happening and not going back to you. And also, I think let's. I. I do think it's so true of, like, gay people can't be happy for each other.
George Severis
You think so? But do you think straight people can? I guess.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, I think they can because they're like. They're kind of like were. There's not like a. There's not, like a sense of. It's like, we're all gonna get it. Like, we're all going to heaven. That's the vibe of. You know what I mean?
George Severis
Yeah, there's enough to go around.
Leva Pierce
And with gay people, it does feel.
George Severis
Like it's like, yeah, there can only be one. Not enough.
Leva Pierce
But.
George Severis
But what about. And I'm about to explore a sexist trope, so bear with me.
Leva Pierce
I can't wait.
George Severis
A trope of, like, a girl, girlfriend, group, group. One of them gets married first, the other ones are jealous.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
And again, I know it's a trope. I'm not supporting it. But what do you think of it?
Leva Pierce
And then they're jealous because they're, like, single.
George Severis
Yeah. And they're not. Exactly. And. Yeah, exactly. They're like. They're smiling, but there's blood coming out of their eyes. And they're like, I'm so happy for you.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Well, I do think, like, if you're getting rejected a lot, that that makes you a little bit more gay because you're just experiencing difficulty in what's supposed to be easy.
George Severis
I know in many ways, being a single galaxy is gayer than being just, like, a gay guy.
Leva Pierce
I'm like, yeah, I like a gay guy.
George Severis
Because you're in a relationship with it. Yes, exactly. Within the. Within the community of straight women, let's say, you know, sort of like sorority. Sorority type straight women living in the big city, all of them work in pr. To be single in that community is more stigmatized than just being gay in New York.
Sam Taggart
No, it's true.
George Severis
Like, legitimately.
Sam Taggart
That's why Gaga is allowed to talk about the LGBTQ community.
George Severis
Because as a single blonde girl in New York. As a single blonde girl in New York, she is part of the plus.
Sam Taggart
She's part of the plus. If that's not the plus, I don't know what it is.
George Severis
Yeah, no, but I. But I really do feel that, yeah, if you're at the, like, baby shower, at the bachelorette party, everyone else's couples, and you're single, and in your community, it's stigmatized to be single, single. Like, you are sitting there and you're like. You're literally like the goth daughter at the family reunion.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Because it's like, it's like. You're like, yeah, it's. The world isn't fair.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Which I feel like is like, you get that much quicker when you're gay because you're like, nothing's working. Like, it's like, it's like you're younger. It's like, nothing's working.
George Severis
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Like, I remember kissing a guy and just being like, I'm broken. Like, I was like. I was like, this feels crazy. Like, this feels so crazy. You know what I mean?
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
And that is like, I feel like if you go through that as. As a kid, you're just like. You're just like, oh, you can't trust it. Like, you can't trust that the things people say are going to be good, are going to be good.
Sam Taggart
This is one of the most.
Leva Pierce
You get there and then they're not.
Sam Taggart
No, It's, I think, also something you're pointing to. I've always found it so frustrating that, like. And surprising that attraction is literally real. Like, that you can. Like, that's not chosen in a way that's shocking.
Leva Pierce
It's like a magic.
George Severis
It makes you believe in God. No, because you're like, surely there's someone out there looking out for me.
Sam Taggart
Because you're like, I shouldn't. This shouldn't feel better than that. Like, it's all the same physical. And then you're like, no, this really works, and that really doesn't.
Leva Pierce
Crazy. And it'll be like, people honestly have really similar personalities, but one person, you're just like, yes.
George Severis
Yeah, totally.
Leva Pierce
It is like, wow. What is that? It's amazing.
Sam Taggart
I wanted to say something. I thought a bit when we were talking about Lady Gaga for one brief second. She is the ultimate empath. Because literally, she, like, watch a movie about, like, you know, whales, and she'll be like, holy shit, I'm a whale. Like, she, like, literally can't not take on the personality of something she's, like, watching. Like, when she sees a gay guy, she's like, I'm a gay guy. Like, she's like, holy shit, that's me.
Leva Pierce
Like, she's very. I'm. I. Yeah.
Sam Taggart
She loves to be. Like, I was a stripper in New York City, and it's like, you.
George Severis
You weren't. You weren't.
Sam Taggart
You, like, saw strippers.
George Severis
Totally. Yeah. No, she does have, like, a porous. Absorb a porous sense of self. Like, she's walking through the world and each thing she's interacting with, it's like she. There's like a little koi pond and she suddenly gets gills.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leva Pierce
Yes. Wait, wait. Yes. It's like there's this Marvel character. Oh, God.
Sam Taggart
Oh, now I see everything where it's like.
Leva Pierce
I. I don't know. I literally don't remember what movie this was. Oh, I think it was Superman where there was like this. This guy who was like, he touched something and he became it.
George Severis
Superman is dc.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. Thank you, George.
George Severis
Okay.
Leva Pierce
I'm safe, though, because I don't want to know.
George Severis
You know what I mean?
Leva Pierce
Like, that's cool. I'm like, I don't even know dc, but whatever. But he, like. Anyway, that's.
Sam Taggart
Are you thinking about the kids?
Leva Pierce
I really thought I brought this up.
George Severis
No, no, I love it. Keep going. Because it is. It is very. No, but it's very superhero esque. Well, isn't that literally Mystique?
Sam Taggart
Well, she doesn't need to touch stuff. She just can.
Leva Pierce
There's multiple people with powers like that.
George Severis
Lady Gaga is. Lady Gaga is sort of Mystique.
Sam Taggart
She's Mystique, but she has to work out Chameleon.
George Severis
Kind of Chameleon. Yeah, well, Mystique is based on chameleon. Chameleon.
Leva Pierce
But it's more like if a chameleon was like, I'm blue and they haven't changed.
George Severis
That's true.
Sam Taggart
No, she changed.
George Severis
Yeah. She's more chameleon than. Than mystique.
Sam Taggart
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
George Severis
I also feel like when she, like, mystique is sympathy. Chameleon is empathy. Whoa.
Leva Pierce
Do you think she saw a lady in red? She's like, I'm gonna be the lady in red now.
George Severis
Probably.
Sam Taggart
She literally saw a lady in red and was like, holy. I'm that.
Leva Pierce
It's real funny to me.
George Severis
When she was Joe Calderon, she just, like, met a man.
Sam Taggart
She met a man who was Italian.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
Sam Taggart
And she was like, that's me.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, because you. Oh, she is, though.
Sam Taggart
She's Italian.
Leva Pierce
She is. Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Yeah.
Leva Pierce
Okay.
Sam Taggart
She has access to a lot of Italian men due to her family. Should we do even.
George Severis
You hesitating for a second and not knowing she was Italian? I'm sorry. It literally made me reconsider, like, this entire conversation I was like, oh, God, they. They actually don't know a lot about Lady Gaga.
Leva Pierce
No, no, I. I'm sorry. I do know that. It's like German.
George Severis
German. Yeah.
Leva Pierce
But I don't know. I suddenly I was like German, but I'm like, that's just cuz. German and nada.
George Severis
Sure, sure, sure.
Sam Taggart
It's literally. She's saying she's not a German.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, that's such a helpful way to.
George Severis
Remember if you think Is Lady Gaga German? Just. Just think German. Nada.
Leva Pierce
And then. Yeah. Stefan Neom Italian.
Sam Taggart
Should we do our fail seg?
George Severis
I. I mean, we can. I'm having fun. No, we should.
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Shh. You won't believe what my new friend just told me about dinosaurs.
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George Severis
I love the wash of your jeans.
Leva Pierce
Oh, thank you.
George Severis
Are they vintage?
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
Sam Taggart
Is your shirt vintage as well?
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
Can I just go back? Sorry, I we. We need to wrap up. But it's like you mentioned briefly earlier, just like how lesbian? Like I would say 70% of lesbian culture.
Sam Taggart
Blink. It's not that big.
George Severis
Blink 70% of lesbian. Big blink. Big blink challenge.
Sam Taggart
You were like, lock in.
Leva Pierce
Yeah.
George Severis
Like, so much of lesbian culture is tailoring.
Leva Pierce
Yes.
George Severis
And it's like, how do I access that? It's an instinct. Like, of course, I also occasionally will get something tailored. I'm not like, you know, I'm not a monster. But it is the equivalent of what, like, you know, juicing is to gay guys. Like, it's like, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like the foundation upon which everything else is built. For lesbians, it's tailoring. And for gay guys, it's like, how do I look? Good in a muscle tank.
Leva Pierce
Yes. And layering.
George Severis
And layering is like.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Because it's like, well, for me, I have been to a tailor.
Sam Taggart
Of course.
Leva Pierce
Guilty. But I also. So to me, it's a lot about. I can't order anything online.
George Severis
Yes.
Leva Pierce
Like, I have. You gotta go and you have to, like, you have to spend a day, like, going. Trying things on. Like, it is like, there's no other test than the physical.
Sam Taggart
You have to try it on.
Leva Pierce
You have to try it on. And then. Yeah. I feel like it's all about layers. Shape, fall, fall, fall so big with shirts. How do they fall?
George Severis
Draping.
Leva Pierce
Draping. Just reassociating terms. Texture, texture, thickness. Yeah. But for me, it is like. It is like, it's all about. It's all about, like, that square. Yeah, that square fit, like, fills out the shoulders, falls, like, below the hip. Ugh. It's like. It is erotic.
Sam Taggart
Nothing like it.
Leva Pierce
It's amazing.
George Severis
It really is. It's literally more erotic than wearing lingerie.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Well, yeah, for me. Yeah, for sure.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. Let's do our final segment.
George Severis
Let's do it.
Sam Taggart
Our final segment is called Shoutouts. And in the grand straight tradition of the radio shout out, we give a shout out to anything that we are enjoying. People, places, things, ideas. We will go first. And George, do you have one? Because that would be really amazing. That would be so cool if you happen to have one. And I know I would be happy about that.
George Severis
Okay, hold on, hold on. We think of them on the spot. So this is by design. We're not doing anything wrong.
Sam Taggart
Yeah. We're doing everything right.
George Severis
Let me think, let me think, let me think. Okay.
Sam Taggart
Okay, I have one.
George Severis
Go.
Sam Taggart
What's up, freaks, losers and perverts around the globe. I want to give a shout out to watching a movie and hearing a song in the movie and then being like, wait, I'm gonna download that album. And I Think this is shunned. Often in our society, people love to be like. You didn't know that before that movie came out? No, that's how I found out about it because I watched the movie. Sometimes I watch a movie, I say, what is that song? And I'll look up the soundtrack and I'll say, that's the song song. And then sometimes it leads me to something. Usually, yeah, it's a bit of a dead end on the album. I won't be that interested. But it was a fun idea to download the album in that moment. And it's. I'm trying to grow and I'm trying to learn new things and if that's my avenue, then so be it. Sorry, I don't have people in my life telling me new music all the time. What if I want something niche? How do people ever find anything niche for real? I don't know. You have to just watch movies and be like, what's that song? That's my shout out. Xoxo Sam.
George Severis
What's up freaks and losers? I want to give a shout out to Zara Holm. I don't know who is in charge over there. I don't know who is in charge. It's probably some span. It's. It's Penelope Cruz's gay cousin, cool gay cousin that she grew up with and that's the reason she's so cunt all the time. But whatever is happening there in the Spain HQ is pretty alarming because Zara Normal is, you know, producing clothes made of tissue paper, sort of emulating like Balenciaga designs from five years ago. You buy them immediately, they disintegrate. They're all made by little children that, that are like created by AI just to make this one shirt and then they're put to rest. But something is happening in Zara home. The level of sophistication is absolutely shocking. I am now hearing more and more people I know that are professionals in the decor space recommending it and there's. And it is higher quality than, than you would expect and it's more well designed than you would expect and it has that perfect combination of sort of, of American functionalism and European taste that I just love and go gaga for. So shout out to Zara Home. I would absolutely love a discount code because it actually is a little more pricey than you would expect. And I am really looking into. Yes and everyone should please reach out. We love promoting you brands and I'm really looking into this stainless steel kind of credenza that would look Amazing. On one of my walls.
Sam Taggart
Well, there you go.
Leva Pierce
I'm going to give a shout out. I just saw the movie Blue Moon. I. I want to shout out Ethan Hawke's performance.
George Severis
They made him short.
Leva Pierce
They made him short. He's a gay guy who's shorter than you would expect. He looks like they made him 4 foot 2. He looks so short. And I don't know how they did it. Shout out to Richard Linklater for figuring that out and using tricks of the camera and all that. I just thought that Ethan Hawke playing this gay guy was so interesting. His voice was slightly inconsistent, but I didn't care. He was having the time of his life and I could tell that he enjoyed living in that, being that guy. And I just. Honestly, anyone else who talked in that movie, I got pissed off. He said, go back to Ethan. I'm loving what he's doing. He's drunk, he's gay, he's having a great time. He's actually bi and his character is.
George Severis
Bi, unlike Lady Gara.
Leva Pierce
And I just feel like he had his hair slicked back. He had maybe prosthetics, I don't know. But he looked completely different. And I just think it's awesome that, that he's kind of a hot guy actor and he chose to play this tiny bi guy and wear a ton of foundation and a crazy wig. And I just think he was really funny.
Sam Taggart
I was listening to Culture Gap, this movie, just this morning at 6:30 in the morning.
Leva Pierce
I love to be in sync with those guys.
George Severis
And I've heard.
Sam Taggart
I'm gonna watch it.
George Severis
I've heard. I'm not gonna say who because I don't want anyone to get mad. I've heard has a terrible performance.
Sam Taggart
Hormones. I need to know after. Well, this has been a real delight. Thanks for doing the pod.
Leva Pierce
Thank you for having me. This was. This is this. I mean, I'm a long time listener.
Sam Taggart
I appreciate it.
George Severis
Would you like to promote anything or tell people where to find you? Because we are now professionals.
Leva Pierce
Oh, my gosh. You can find me on Instagram. Chopped leva.
George Severis
Wait, you sort of invented chopped.
Leva Pierce
Yeah, I know. I've been chopped for years now.
George Severis
It's like, it's honestly like amazing. Yeah. Like, that's like a triple on top.
Leva Pierce
Yeah. Yeah. Literally. Yes. Yes, it is. Yeah. Chopped leva. People think it's chopped liver, but it's chopped leva. And what am I doing? I'm gonna be doing, I think, some shows with my musical duo Dukes, which is my duo with Jane Wickline. And we're gonna have some shows in the winter, I think.
George Severis
Stay tuned.
Sam Taggart
Looking forward to it. Okay, bye bye bye. Podcast ends now.
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Podcast by Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts – November 25, 2025
Host(s): George Civeris & Sam Taggart
Guest: Leva Pierce
In this episode, George and Sam welcome comedian-writer Leva Pierce to examine the concept of “Sympathy” and its place within straight culture. Using their signature hyper-intellectual, irreverent banter, they discuss how sympathy manifests in daily life, contrast it with “gay” empathy, and digress into topics including fashion on public transit, the struggles of sleep, Lady Gaga museums, lesbian tailoring, celebrity culture, and the psychology of attraction. The result is a densely packed, hilarious exploration of how sympathy (and its alternatives) shapes social communication and emotional life.
(03:00 – 08:00)
(09:20 – 13:00)
Leva admires the contrast between midday “freelancer” and morning commuter fashion on the train:
“Usually I take [the train] in the middle of the day with the rest of the losers. Everyone’s in their sweatpants. When I go in the morning, I’m admiring everyone’s looks.” (09:43 — Leva)
(15:00 – 18:40)
They discuss their ambivalence toward museums dedicated to pop culture (e.g., Lady Gaga museum in Vegas):
“We thought it was a temporary thing... This museum has been there since at least 2019. Because according to Wikipedia, that’s when the cured meat dress made it there.” (18:26 — George)
(20:04 – 21:47)
(23:45 – 26:48)
“No one says the word [lesbian]. Pam is living in the woods... She’s single, like, she’s clearly lesbian, but no one says the word.” (24:57 — Leva)
(30:17 – 32:12)
“She’s fully a straight woman who went to NYU.” (32:39 — Leva)
(33:05 – 39:00)
“St. Vincent is one of the most fascinating figures... My thoughts on her map directly to my evolution as a person.” (39:27 — George)
(43:31 – 46:48)
“When you’re a baby you look at people and you’re like, that person’s cool. From the day you’re a baby, you want to be like them.” (43:31 — Leva)
(47:00 – 50:43)
(50:47 – 63:02)
“The first reaction from straight people if you bring them negativity is just, like, sympathy. ...Meanwhile, if I bring an issue to my gay friends, they’re criticizing me, they're able to immediately dive in.” (50:52 — Leva)
“I’m here if you need anything.” (52:51 – George)
“Thinking of you. Thoughts and prayers. Praying for you.” (52:56 – Sam/George)
(56:51 – 59:38)
“Sympathy is a Broadway show. Empathy is Sleep No More.” (59:22 — Sam)
(71:43 – 73:59)
“70% of lesbian culture is tailoring... For lesbians, it’s tailoring. For gay guys, it’s ‘how do I look good in a muscle tank?’” (72:01-72:46 — George + Leva)
Leva Pierce (on sympathy):
“The first reaction from straight people if you bring them negativity is just, like, sympathy... Meanwhile, if I bring an issue to my gay friends, they’re criticizing me, they're able to immediately dive in.” (50:52)
George Civeris (on empathy):
“Empathy is like, you have multiple personality disorder and you’re actually completely disassociating because someone told you that they are sad.” (58:12)
Sam Taggart (on empathy/sympathy):
“Sympathy is a Broadway show. Empathy is Sleep No More. One you’re watching, the other you’re in.” (59:22)
Leva Pierce (on fashion):
“So much of lesbian culture is tailoring... it is erotic.” (72:13 / 73:54)
“They cured the meat dress, folks. It’s the real meat dress, and it’s cured.” (18:00 — George)
“Attraction is literally real... you can’t trust that the things people say are going to be good, are going to be good.” (65:44 — Leva)
The tone is highly comedic, conversational, and analytic, with pronounced self-awareness and a penchant for calling out both highbrow and lowbrow culture. The speakers employ millennial/Gen-Z queer vernacular, engage in affectionate ribbing, and aren’t afraid of meta or self-deprecating humor.
(74:09 – 78:14)
“Instagram: choppedleva. And doing shows with my duo Dukes (with Jane Wickline) in the winter.” (74:44, 79:00)
For listeners seeking a mix of pop culture critique, queer humor, and high-level comedic riffing on the emotional economies of straight and gay friendship, this is a definitive StraightioLab episode.