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Josh Clark
Hey, and welcome to the podc. I'm Josh, and there's Chuck and Jerry's here too. When you put the three of us together, add a little miso. You got stuff you should know which rhymes with miso.
Chuck Bryant
Oh boy, he rescued that one. I was on the edge of my seat, I was like, where's this one going?
Josh Clark
Yeah, well, you can always bring it back to rhyming. Yeah, unless it doesn't rhyme and then you got nothing.
Chuck Bryant
Well, something that doesn't rhyme is rice and beans. Or beans and rice.
Josh Clark
Which way do you prefer to say it?
Chuck Bryant
I've always said beans and rice.
Josh Clark
Really? I say the exact opposite. Hey, I say and rice. Beans, You doofus.
Chuck Bryant
So I think I was trying to figure out why I thought of this one. Because this was my idea. We did an episode on Rice last year and Just its importance as a crop all around the world. And I think maybe when I was in Belize, I had a beans and rice dish, and it just got me thinking. I was like, man, I feel like almost every country I've been to in the west and certainly every island, and there's, like, some version of beans and rice. And, like, I was kind of wondering what the deal was and why those. That the combination specifically of those two things was a thing. And I guess out of this, the idea was born.
Josh Clark
Well, that's a great idea. I'm glad you did. And I definitely ate rice and beans for lunch today just from studying all this. Oh, yeah. I. I put together what we had on hand. So I had pinto beans.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Mixed with wild rice, which was actually really good.
Chuck Bryant
Interesting combo.
Josh Clark
It was. I took a cue from Jerry, and I actually added a little miso to it and stirred it all together. That helped really pull the room together. And then I put some tuna on there. On top.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, tuna on top. That's the Josh way.
Josh Clark
I was like, what would I call this? And I came up with a frijoles importantes.
Chuck Bryant
Did you really?
Josh Clark
Mm. Oh, no. That wasn't off the cuff. So, yeah, I guess I did. Really.
Chuck Bryant
My favorite bean if I'm gonna eat beans and rice is actually pinto beans. Although I'm not gonna turn my nose up at black beans or refried. Or refried black or any of that stuff. I love all that stuff, but I love pinto beans.
Josh Clark
What about red beans?
Chuck Bryant
I like red beans. Okay. But I much, much prefer pinto beans. Like, red beans and rice isn't my favorite out of the beans and rice dishes. And my favorite rice far and away is. And I don't know what the word for it is or if there is one, but the very, very traditional Mexican rice that my friend PJ makes and he's gonna teach me, that's made with, like, chicken stock and tomatoes, lard. It's just. It sort of turns out a light brown, orangey color.
Josh Clark
Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
And it's not clumpy or sticky. It's all, like. The rice is very loose within each other. That's my favorite kind of rice. Is that specific kind of Mexican rice.
Josh Clark
It's almost like a orzo.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. But like, other places, like, the place down the street has, like, a cilantro rice, which is really good, but I like just that. Really traditional Mexican rice.
Josh Clark
No, I agree with you. One of the ironic things, Dave helped us with this, and he pointed something out that I hadn't really considered. You said that, like, Everywhere you've been to in the west, or any island especially has their own beans and rice dish. Right. Mexico is what I always associate with, or it's certainly initially associated with rice and beans. And they actually don't have a rice and beans dish. They just give you rice and beans. And that's actually the authentic way that Mexico does it. They don't have like a national rice and beans dish.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, that's like combined. Although, let's be honest, it gets on that plate. What are you doing? You're eating that stuff together on one forkful at a time.
Josh Clark
But they stopped one step short. All they had to do is come up with a name for mixing together the rice and beans, and they would be like every other Caribbean Central and South American nation for sure.
Chuck Bryant
And, you know, we'll kind of hop around to these in more detail. But like, for instance, in Costa Rica, a lot of time for breakfast, they'll have spotted rooster or gallo pinto. And, you know, everyone's is a little different. They have like a onion saute with bell peppers, black beans, the rice from the day before with some chopped cilantro, some eggs on the side. Nicaragua also has a version of that as well, which is really good. I bet.
Josh Clark
Me and Yumi went to Nicaragua and I don't remember having this, and I feel like we really missed out.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, really?
Josh Clark
Because it sounds really good.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. Jamaica, of course, has their rice and peas, which is a little bit different. It's known as the Jamaican coat of arms. And we definitely had rice and peas in Jamaica. And they're talking about pigeon peas in this case.
Josh Clark
Yeah. Which is a kind of bean. Not peas. Peas.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Which no one likes. No one sane likes peas.
Chuck Bryant
I love green peas, English peas.
Josh Clark
Do you?
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
I do not like them. What's funny is Momo takes after me because she will, like, eat her whole breakfast or her whole dinner. And if there's a pea in it and it's not mashed together with everything else, she will just eat everything else but that pea.
Chuck Bryant
Do you make her own food or do you use one of those, like, fresh food dog food things?
Josh Clark
Oh, Yumi. Yumi cooks for a few times a week. Yeah. So she gives her peas, but she'll mash em up.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, that's good. You know, my buddy Justin, we talk about Justin all the time now. They put their dogs on a raw foods diet and they throw all kinds of stuff in there. They'll have like, they have chickens, and so they'll throw the chicken eggs in there and the eggshells and just all sorts of stuff. And those dogs are as, like, healthy and slim and shiny as I've ever seen them.
Josh Clark
I'm sure Momo's food is cooked. It's not raw, but she has a pretty great diet, for sure.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, you should try the raw thing.
Josh Clark
All right.
Ari Chambers
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Chuck Bryant
I mean, we should all try the raw thing. It's really good for you.
Josh Clark
So, Chuck, one of the biggest things that I learned in this episode was that culantro and cilantro are not just different spellings for the same thing. Yeah, I did not know that. Did you? You didn't.
Chuck Bryant
I think I did.
Josh Clark
All right, well, cilantro is what? Well, it's cilantro. Everybody knows cilantro. It tastes like dish soap. Culantro is something totally different. It looks different. It's a completely different plant, but it's used as a spice or an herb. It's got a pungent, garlicky taste, and it just doesn't taste anything like cilantro. But if you've ever had sofrito, which is, I guess, almost like a seasoning as much as it is a dish. Yeah, that. That has culantro in it.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. I like sofrito.
Josh Clark
I do, too. Although at. What's the place? The. The place? The. The burrito place. Chipotle.
Chuck Bryant
Chipotle, yeah.
Josh Clark
Their sofrito is all tofu, so that's my really only experience with sofrito. I'm like. I kind of like this, but not all that much.
Chuck Bryant
That's because it's tofu.
Josh Clark
The reason I bring up sofrito is because in Puerto Rico, that's a big part of their rice and beans, actually. Rice and pigeon peas, too. They call theirs arroz con gandules.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, Delicious. I've had that in Puerto Rico.
Josh Clark
Boy, you've been all over, haven't you?
Chuck Bryant
Well, I had never been to any Caribbean island in my life until, like, 10 years ago. And then we started. You know, once we had a daughter, we started doing some of those places, and we. We've ticked a few of those off the list, and they're the people that all of. I haven't had a bad experience at any of them.
Josh Clark
No, I'm sure not. Have you been to Aruba?
Chuck Bryant
Have not been to Aruba yet.
Josh Clark
Strongly recommend.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, okay.
Josh Clark
It's great. It's a good. Beautiful, beautiful beaches. Really nice, slow pace.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
The only thing is, you know how you said, like, I'll. I'll like every Caribbean island has its own rice dish. They also typically have their own like signature, like tiki drink.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, yeah, sure.
Josh Clark
And Aruba's is lacking. It's not that great. It's something that they could, they could really focus on and improve. But I think there's like, it's good enough. It's fine. But that was the only. I don't even call it a complaint. That was the only thing of note. Now that was the only, well, complaint I had about Aruba in the entire country. It's just really cool.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, great. Well, check it out. I know we're going to Bermuda on our cruise. That'll be a first time for me.
Josh Clark
Do you mean the Bahamas or Bermuda?
Chuck Bryant
I mean Bermuda, baby.
Josh Clark
Same here. I've never been either.
Chuck Bryant
And we'll be there together.
Josh Clark
We are. It's gonna be pretty cute.
Chuck Bryant
All right, let's talk about beans and rice because we need to talk about each of these a little bit. Beans are some of the oldest foods in the world as far as cultivating and growing something. We have archeological evidence that it was grown in Mesoamerica as early as 7,000 BC and it is a legume. And that means that it is a seed grown in a pod. And that's the deal. Bean farmers from the ancient times, they would select these pods that didn't split open when the beads matured. And they could like dry and store them easier because that's, I mean, eating something out of a can is great, but if you really want to make some great beans, you should get dried beans and take the time to do that that way.
Josh Clark
I have never, ever, ever done that. I don't think.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, man.
Josh Clark
And if I have, I don't think they actually turned out. I think I have tried it before and it was like, how does this even work?
Chuck Bryant
Well, do you have a instapot or a pressure cooker?
Josh Clark
No, I'm bereft.
Chuck Bryant
Okay. That's the best way to do it. Or maybe the easiest modern way to do it.
Josh Clark
But the old timey people didn't have pressure cookers. So how did they do?
Chuck Bryant
Well, that's why I changed my stance from best, because that's probably the best way is however they did it, they probably just played the long game and stewed and boiled them over hours and hours and hours.
Josh Clark
I mean, I know you have to soak them like overnight to start, even just even to get started, but yeah, I've never. I'll have to give it a try again.
Chuck Bryant
That's why you never did it. You're not going to make start on tomorrow's meal today. That's not the Josh way.
Josh Clark
So you were talking about the common bean, right? Yeah. That was the one from Mesoamerica. That's what we think about with, like, I guess, like pinto beans and black beans and all that. Right. There's plenty of other kinds of beans. I mean, we mentioned pigeon peas. I think those are African, right?
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
There's also black eyed peas, which are known in Africa as cow peas.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. Love black eyed peas.
Josh Clark
So there's plenty of other peas that don't come from Mesoamerica. Chickpeas, lentils. Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
Favas.
Josh Clark
They're not from Mesoamerica. Fava beans.
Chuck Bryant
I love a fava.
Josh Clark
Yeah. With a nice Chianti.
Chuck Bryant
Africa is. I mean, here's the spoiler. We have Africa to think for. Well, a lot. But we have Africa specifically in this episode to thank, mainly for beans and rice. We'll talk about rice a little bit. We went over, obviously, rice a lot in our rice episode, but there's the Asian variety and the African variety of rice. And in the 1400s, basically, in 1500s, Portuguese traders introduced the Asian rice to Africa. And that basically replaced the native species because it was easier to grow. And it was, you know, you could. Because it was easier to grow, it was more lucrative. But that original African rice was cultivated on what was called the rice coast in West Africa.
Josh Clark
Right. Apparently we have the Senegal Gambians, which is now Senegal and Gambia. Have you ever seen a map of Senegal and Gambia?
Chuck Bryant
I don't know that I've ever paid attention.
Josh Clark
I think the Gambia river kind of goes through the middle of the country, and if you put a buffer around the river that's Gambia, it's like it stabs from the coast into Senegal. It's really interesting. But they used to be one empire. And this empire was essentially considered the cradle of West African or even all of Africa's rice. So if you felt like coming over and stealing African people from their homes to. To plant rice in the New World, you would visit Senegal or Gambia.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. I mean, I can't remember now what we talked about in the rice episode, but there obviously it was a theory that the Spanish conquistadors are who brought rice to, like, the Spanish Caribbean and Mexico. But, you know, there is an argument that because enslaved Africans were brought over in such great numbers, that they brought the culture of it. Because apparently the conquistadors were Spanish Catholics in the 16th century who thought rice was like pagan food of Muslim Moors. So while they might have technically brought rice, they didn't have the culture of Knowing about rice and knowing how to grow it and how to best eat it that they had in West Africa. So in Mexico, when West Africans arrived there as slave labor, they brought their rice with them and probably first planted rice in Mexico.
Josh Clark
Right, exactly. I thought that was pretty interesting.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, for sure. And the original sort of, I guess ancestor you would call it, of African beans and rice dishes is from Senegal and it's called Chibu nyebe. And that is African rice and cow peas that were native to West Africa there. And it's considered a sacred dish over there.
Ari Chambers
Yes.
Josh Clark
And cow peas, remember I said are black eyed peas. So this is like black eyed peas in rice. This is considered like at least the earliest kind of documented rice and beans dish that. That anyone's been able to trace back to West Africa. And there's a direct line between that and Hoppin John, which is essentially the same thing. You just add a pound of bacon when you cook it and change the name.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. And I think they're both generally served or traditionally served with. Geez, why am I blanking now? The green collards. Collard greens.
Josh Clark
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I forgot about that part.
Chuck Bryant
I love collard greens, but have you ever tried to make them?
Josh Clark
I actually make a really good collard green.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, okay. I bet it's good. But the problem is you gotta buy like. Gotta get like three grocery carts full of em to make a meal for a family.
Josh Clark
Yeah, I just throw it away.
Chuck Bryant
They cook down.
Josh Clark
No, you have to have a really good sized stock pot.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Another thing you can do is wilt it a little bit first so you don't need as big of a stock pot.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, that's a good idea. Look at you.
Josh Clark
The biggest pain is to wash it off.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Because there's so much of it washing all the grid off. You just can't find collards unless they're bagged and already washed.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
If you're going with fresh, you gotta wash em off. And it's a pain.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, totally.
Josh Clark
But I don't like pork. I don't eat pig if I ever can help it. Because again, they're really smart and I feel terrible. Turkeys are not smart and I have no problem eating them. And so I would use like a smoked turkey wing rather than a ham hock. And it does the same thing. It's really good. A little bit of rice wine vinegar in there. And like it's essentially those two ingredients are about it.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, that's. You know, I'm not a big vinegar guy, but that's where I like vinegar in my calories.
Josh Clark
I'm so good with it.
Chuck Bryant
Yep. And of course, that's a southern thing, but also, like we said, comes from Senegal originally in spirit. At least. We talked about in the rice episode. The Emily just walked by and is waving at me, and she never does that. Hey, Josh says hello. She didn't wait back.
Josh Clark
No, I'm just kidding.
Chuck Bryant
She didn't hear me. In the American south, rice was a huge cash crop before cotton and tobacco came along. And of course, in Carolina, because recently it was probably the rice episode where we talked about the Carolina gold rice. Carolina plantations were really seeking out the Senegambians to lead the rice planting effort there. And so that's where they concentrated their efforts as far as their brutal slave trade went.
Josh Clark
Yeah. That was a real distinction between the slave trade that came later when it was a focus on sugar cane and cotton.
Chuck Bryant
Right.
Josh Clark
Is when you purchased a Senegambian slave, you were purchasing their knowledge as well as their labor to help plant low country rice in the Carolinas.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Which, you know, that's the other. One of the other things, too, is these same West African early slaves introduced a lot of root vegetables to America as well, because they were, in some cases, a lot of cases, I would imagine, able to grow their own food. And so they would grow stuff from home, like yams and things like that.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, I mean, well, on slave ships, they would bring over their food to obviously sustain them for that trip. And then once they reached wherever their destination was, which was a huge diaspora, obviously they would plant that stuff because that's what they like to eat. And before you know it, if they were working in the plantation homes and serving the plantation owners, they would serve them those meals. And that's how it spread. It's a pretty ugly past that we have to acknowledge.
Josh Clark
You know, I was thinking about that. I don't know if this is gonna end up in the episode, but there's like. There's such a fine line between just talking about stuff like this matter of factly, because all of this stuff did happen.
Chuck Bryant
I know.
Josh Clark
While also acknowledging just the horror that was, like, the basis of it or going on in the background without hitting everybody over the head.
Chuck Bryant
Right.
Josh Clark
And detracting from what you're trying to say.
Chuck Bryant
No, I'm with you, man. It's an uncomfortable topic every time, but we can't do episodes on things like so much that we owe to Africa, and we're certainly not going to whitewash it, so.
Josh Clark
No, no, no.
Chuck Bryant
It's just One of those things.
Josh Clark
Yeah. No, I don't mean to suggest.
Chuck Bryant
No, no, no.
Josh Clark
Let's stop talking about that part.
Chuck Bryant
We weren't. I knew you weren't suggesting that, obviously.
Josh Clark
No, no. But one thing that did kind of stand out to me was so the first you. You mentioned, like, if you worked in, like, the plantation house, you might serve something from home. And that's where Hoppin John came from, Quite clearly. From the Chibu Niyibe to Hoppin John actually went through a South Carolina Charleston aristocrat named Sarah Rutledge, who anonymously wrote an 1847 cookbook that was the first printed recipe for Hoppin John. And so it's quite clear that her. Her enslaved staff was like, let me make you something from my homeland. And she was like, this is crazy good. But that, like, that kind of brought me into that actual, like, dining room where there are people sitting there. And I'm sure Sarah Rutledge was like, you're never going to guess what my, you know, Tanya has made for us as a special treat, showing off to her guests.
Chuck Bryant
Right.
Josh Clark
What her enslaved servant has come up with. And it, like, just think about sitting at that table and being served by somebody who, you know, is not allowed to leave.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
And if they try to leave, they will be murdered. And the person who murdered them is not going to be arrested or tried or convicted. And that's just how things are.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Really think about, like, sitting at that table. Isn't that nuts?
Chuck Bryant
I know it's hard to wrap your head around. And I wonder if there are, like, existing diaries from people of the time that had any new. Like, if any of them felt bad about this stuff.
Josh Clark
I wondered that, too, because. Yes. You know, a lot of times people are like, well, they were just of their time. And that certainly does explain a lot of behavior. Like, that's just how society was. So there are plenty of people who probably didn't give much thought to it.
Chuck Bryant
Right.
Josh Clark
There is no way there wasn't also plenty of people, and I'm sure including people in the south who were like, this is messed up. And maybe they didn't do anything about it or say anything about it, but surely there were.
Chuck Bryant
No. You'd like to think so. You know. All right, let's take a break and regather. It's an interesting thought experiment. And we'll come back and get back to beans and rice right after this.
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Josh Clark
And then you came along and.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, well, we were work pals. All right, we're back with beans and rice. We were talking about, obviously, the spread of beans and rice through the African slave trade. That is certainly the case in Louisiana and New Orleans, another state here in the United States, the southern United States, where African beans and rice dishes came over. And in their case, like you mentioned earlier, the classic red beans and rice that actually started out in Haiti, where enslaved Africans worked on sugarcane and coffee plantations there owned by French colonists. And in that case, they cooked up pigeon peas and rice in a dish. And you're gonna have to say this because it's French.
Josh Clark
Riz et poys. Rue guay.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, come on. Play along. Yeah, there you go. And that's the original New Orleans red beans and rice came from Africans via Haiti.
Josh Clark
Is that what that means?
Chuck Bryant
Well, I mean, that's.
Josh Clark
I guess so.
Chuck Bryant
That's the lineage.
Josh Clark
The thing I didn't know about this, this is my favorite. Red beans and rice, I think is so great. I mean, just because of the flavor. Sausage taste to it. Yeah, the flavor. Right. But one thing I didn't know about it is, so apparently Monday is the traditional day to eat red beans and rice.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
And Monday was also wash day back in the antebellum era of New Orleans. So the women, the washer women, who were, well, doing the laundry on Mondays would use the same coals, not the same water, but the same coals to simmer rice and beans later on. And they would throw in leftover ham from the day before Sunday's dinner. And you have red beans and rice on wash day.
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Chuck Bryant
And apparently that's still a tradition. I think schools in New Orleans still serve red beans and rice on Mondays.
Josh Clark
That's pretty great.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. We can concentrate on a few countries now. Cause, again, I mean, we could talk about dozens of countries that have these dishes, but about half of the 12 million enslaved Africans that came over during the Atlantic slave trade landed in Brazil. So we're going to talk a little bit about Brazil, Cuba and Jamaica specifically. And today Brazil has maybe. I mean, it's hard to pit these against each other, but they may have the strongest beans in rice culture in the Americas because they are like every lunch and dinner, like, we should have beans and rice.
Josh Clark
Yeah. Which, I mean, that makes sense. Their beans and rice dish is called. My Portuguese is a little rusty, so I'm gonna say feijuada. Feijuada.
Chuck Bryant
Actually, look this one up.
Josh Clark
Oh, let's hear it. How close was that?
Chuck Bryant
There's a joie sound, so it's apparently feijoada.
Josh Clark
Yeah. All right, Sorry. Feijoada.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, there you go.
Josh Clark
Feu joie de vivre. That is their rice and beans dish. And just like riz et poireuge, there's a definite connection to the slavery area of Brazil as well.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, for sure. Because they would do like they did in the American south, they would take what were called, like, the undesirable cuts of meat that were cast off by the plantation owners and like pork cheek and pig's feet and ham hocks and stuff like that, jowls. And they would use that stuff. And so the best way usually to cook that kind of thing is a very slow cooked stew. And that's what feijoada is. So they could simmer that thing all day long while they were toiling and working. And they eat that with collard greens. Actually, that may be what I was thinking earlier. Yeah.
Josh Clark
Still, I mean, we can rewrite history with collard greens. Right.
Chuck Bryant
What about Cuba?
Josh Clark
So you mentioned how the Catholic Spanish considered rice a pagan Moorish dish or food. That division is actually reflected in Cuba's rice dish. Well, it depends. I think the west side of Cuba eats this. It's called moros y Christianos, more like Moors, or Muslims and Christians. And it's black beans and rice, white rice. And then the other side of the island eats congre, which is red beans and rice.
Chuck Bryant
That's right. And apparently it's a metaphor for modern Cuba as well. That's a cuber.
Josh Clark
Modern Cuba, it's like people who say Washington.
Sam J
Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
Where you have, you know, a sort of fairly equal divide of white people and black people in Cuba and about, I think, as high as 65% of Cubans descended from enslaved Africans because the indigenous Taino people, that was the population of Cuba before the Spanish colonizers came along and basically killed them off. Not completely, but decimated them.
Josh Clark
Right. The Congre, though, the red beans and rice that also probably came from Haiti, just like red beans and rice came to New Orleans after the Haitian Revolution, when a bunch of former slaves were like, let's start traveling.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. And, you know, rice and beans is a big deal in Cuba because of the various times over the years that. Or decades, rather, that they've been in food crisis because of initially, like, the collapse of the Soviet Union and then, you know, still ongoing US Trade embargoes that have left Cuba in a bad state. So rice and beans, apparently, is sort of a symbol of their determination as a people to get by.
Josh Clark
Yeah. I thought that was pretty cool.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
And then we can't not talk about Jamaica. Jamaica is its own thing as far as rice and beans go. Not only do they call their beans peas, because, remember, they're pigeon peas.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
They cook theirs, like, way differently from everybody else. They simmer it in coconut milk. Huge difference. Yeah. That is they cook the rice and the beans together in one pot rather than cooking them separately and bringing them together on the plate. They also use different seasonings. So with red beans and rice, it starts with the Holy Trinity, celery, onions, and green bell pepper. Right. Jamaican Holy Trinity is thyme, garlic, and scallions, which I'm fine with both of those trinities.
Chuck Bryant
Sure.
Josh Clark
And then they also spice theirs up, literally, with allspice, but also with Scotch bonnet peppers, which no human has any business going anywhere near.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, those are pretty spicy.
Josh Clark
And they. That's. I mean, like, this is its own dish. But you said it before, it was the Jamaican coat of arms. It's just so common that you just have that, like, every meal, from what I understand.
Chuck Bryant
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Josh Clark
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
And this year, I had a Scotch bonnet wing that was the hottest thing I've ever put in my mouth.
Josh Clark
Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
By far.
Josh Clark
And that's not even close to, like, the hottest pepper.
Chuck Bryant
I know. It was unbelievably hot. It took 20 minutes for me to even feel normal again.
Josh Clark
I'm sure it was bad. They're pretty, though. That's the thing. That's how they get you. You're like, wow, that's a pretty pepper.
Chuck Bryant
This chicken wing was a color orange I've never seen before.
Josh Clark
Man, forget that. I would have been like, well, I'm not the celebrity judge anymore, I guess.
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Should we take another break?
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Yeah, let's.
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All right. We'll be right back with why beans and rice is popular right after. Foreign.
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Josh Clark
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Chuck Bryant
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Josh Clark
So, Chuck, we've been focusing mainly on the Caribbean, Latin America, and Africa as far as, like, rice dishes go, right? Yeah. And a little bit of the United States. More the southern area.
Chuck Bryant
Sure.
Josh Clark
There's, like, rice and bean dishes are, like, so universally eaten by traditional cultures around the world that there's actually an anthropologist named Sydney Mintz who's like, I think this is actually one of the oldest dishes humans make and that it's been sustaining cultures around the world for thousands and thousands of years.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, he's got his own theory. It's called the core fringe legume pattern. And it's those three things. He basically says that in every culture in their diet, they have a core grain involved. And as you can tell from our rice episode in this one, a lot of the time it's rice. It can be other things depending on where you are, but rice is definitely one of the big ones. And then you have a legume to complement that grain. In this case, beans or peasants. And then you've got the fringe.
Josh Clark
Right, the fringe. This is fringe, as in Surrey with the fringe on top. Like a decoration, not a peripheral. Right?
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
It's the sauces, it's the seasonings, the herbs and spices that make each rice or grain and bean dish unique to a specific group or region. Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
And he basically is like, this is this combination of these three things. He calls it, quote, the basic building blocks of world cuisine. And it's a very Just super ancient thing that's been around all over the world forever.
Josh Clark
I found that interesting that he makes a point, though. It doesn't have to be rice, I think even though half of the world eats rice every day, but there is other kinds of grains as well. Like, have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, it's been a while.
Josh Clark
They have, like, these kind of pancake like breads.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, yeah.
Josh Clark
Very flat bread. And you put the food basically into that and make like a little tostada or burrito or something out of it, essentially. Or you can use it to sop stuff up. Yeah. But, like, that's their main grain. Like, they. I don't think you have a meal in Ethiopia without that. That bread.
Chuck Bryant
Do you know what it's called?
Josh Clark
Injera. Injera.
Chuck Bryant
Injera.
Josh Clark
I think so.
Chuck Bryant
That sounds good. I need to eat some Ethiopian food.
Josh Clark
It's been a while for me, but every time I've had it, I. I loved it.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
And I mean, Ethiopia is just one place of many. There's a lot of other places that also that do use rice as the core grain that are nowhere near Latin America, the Middle East. I believe in Persia. They have a ton of different beans and rice dishes. India has something called rajma chawal, which, I mean, it doesn't matter what it is. If it's Indian food, I'll eat it and love it. But they have rajma chawal would not exist without the new world, because they make it with red kidney beans and tomatoes, both of which come from the new world. And then they India it up with basmati rice.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Indian food is not something I would associate with red kidney beans, so I'll have to try to seek that out for sure.
Josh Clark
And then Turkey has something. It's a staple called kuru Fasuli. Fasuli v pilaf. And it's a rice pilaf with white bean stew, which sounds good too.
Chuck Bryant
I love white beans. Like a white bean chili.
Josh Clark
Yeah. But Sydney mint seems to be onto something, though. You know, like, they. The rice and beans in particular seem to be, like, all over the place. And anytime something's like that, nearly universal, it's probably pretty old.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. And probably fairly healthy. Because if ancient cultures are eating stuff for thousands of years, it's probably not, you know, junk food.
Josh Clark
Right.
Chuck Bryant
And that's new. You probably heard, like, you know, if you eat rice and beans together, it's a complete protein because they complement one another and filling in the blanks of what, like, the key amino Acids that the other is missing. And the amino acids are the building blocks of protein. And it's not like that's not a hundred percent true, but it's kind of true.
Josh Clark
I've seen both. I've seen that, yeah, essentially it is a complete protein. If you put them both together and eat enough. I feel like, yes, that's the key. I think if you really want to nitpick, you can be like, well, a complete protein has 100% of all of the essential amino acids that you need. They're essential because your body doesn't make them in abundant enough supply so that we have to get them from external sources, I. E. Food. And I think there's nine of them. Yeah, there's nine of them. If you eat a steak or some tuna or like a protein like that, bam, you're covered. And it doesn't take very much. The critique of rice and beans as a complete protein is yes, if you put them together, they contain enough of everything that if you eat enough rice and beans, you'll have a complete protein. I think the world generally is like, no, it's a complete protein. Stop being pedantic, putz.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, if you have a cup of cooked pintos, that's 6 ounces, that's about 50% of most amino acids, but 27% of one called methionine. So that's what's missing on the bean side. A cup of cooked white rice provides about 10 to 20% of most of those amino acids and 14% of the methionine. But when you eat them together and you eat enough, and I think they say the ideal ratio is about 80% rice dry protein to 20% bean, it's basically a complete protein. You just have to eat a little more. But low carb people are like, why would you do that when you can have a three ounce steak and get all you need?
Josh Clark
Yeah. And the beans and rice people are like, why would you kill an animal when you can eat rice and beans?
Chuck Bryant
That's a good point. Did you ever eat at the Grit in Athens before it closed? The vegetarian restaurant over off Prince Avenue off downtown.
Josh Clark
It was not my place, but I ate there before. I mean, I don't think you could live in Athens at that time and not eat there.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, I think Michael Stipe might have been an owner at one point or co owner or maybe an investor. But they. If you were a poor college student, which was like most of the people I knew and me and myself could go to the Grit and get. It was called the staple. And it was just white rice and beans with some spices. And it was like three bucks or something. And we would eat that a lot. It was a good way to get a fairly healthy lunch in your body as a college student for not much.
Josh Clark
Whenever I think of rice and beans, I think of this one man. I'm pretty sure he was a taxi driver, and he was eating in a Cuban restaurant in New York, Upper east side, where Yumi's and my friend Molly lives. And it was just around the corner from Molly's house where we were staying. And this guy was winter, and he just had this bowl of rice and beans and he was eating it. He could have been. He was middle aged. He could have been a little kid. He could have been an old man. The way he was eating it, he was enjoying it. But it was so, so, like, clearly the, the. The consuming that dish was so ingrained in this man that like, it was its own thing. Like you could have put anybody else in front of that bowl. Like, like me eating it. I would not have. Look, it wouldn't have been fluid. It wouldn't have been, oh, interesting. It just looks so natural the way this man was eating it. And then at the same time, you could see him being like, nourished by it. It was just cool. It drove home to me, like, just how big a deal rice and beans are to a lot of the cultures where they are a big deal. It was neat.
Chuck Bryant
Oh, that's cool. I love that. Yeah, I know what you mean, though. Not even with rice and beans, but when you see someone from the culture eating the thing that kind of defines and sustains their culture. Yeah, it's different. The way it goes down and the way it looks. Yeah, it's like me and fried chicken.
Josh Clark
Right. I'm trying to think of what I eat. Like that. Maybe a donut.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, maybe someone from another country telling a story about visiting America and seeing this guy eat fried chicken and his friend was eating donuts and it was hysterical.
Josh Clark
Nourished. Yeah, you can be nourished by beans, though. Rice is fine, depending on the kind of rice. Like, the problem with white rice is it has a high glycemic index, which I'm sure we talked about in the rice episode. But that basically means it jacks your insulin up while you're digesting it. What's cool is that when you eat beans with white rice, the beans have such a low glycemic index that it washes out a lot of the white rice's glycemic. Index removes it. So that's pretty cool. And then beans, of course, are just on their own, nutritious. One of the big things is that they have lots of fiber.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah.
Josh Clark
Which is the component of beans that make them the magical fruit.
Chuck Bryant
I thought it was.
Josh Clark
Apparently you get more than half of your daily fiber from one cup of pinto beans.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. That's a lot. They lower your LDL cholesterol, which is the bad cholesterol. They're gonna improve your gut health if you have a risk of. Well, I guess everyone has some risk of colorectal cancer.
Josh Clark
It's getting worse too.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. It's gonna decrease that risk. And what else? There's something about the. Like, it fills you up, right?
Josh Clark
Yeah. You are satiated by two different hormones that are triggered by eating beans, which is cool. And you basically digest your food a little slower, so you feel fuller, longer.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. Like last night.
Josh Clark
These really are magical.
Chuck Bryant
Not in prep for this. Cause I didn't even bother making beans. We just been traveling a lot. We have no food here, and I didn't know what to eat, and I didn't feel like ordering delivery food because I hate doing that. So I opened up a can of refried black beans, and I just cooked those and put some spices in them and threw some cheese on top and ate a bowl of refried beans.
Josh Clark
Nice.
Chuck Bryant
It was delicious. I farted all night long.
Josh Clark
That's awesome.
Troy Millings
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Yumi eats refried beans a surprising amount, and she does not fart.
Chuck Bryant
Well, that's. Cause Yumi is perfect and I'm not.
Josh Clark
Oh, dude, I'm right there with you. Like, I've been holding it in from lunch the whole time we've been recording.
Chuck Bryant
She's a real lady.
Josh Clark
That's right. You got anything else about beans, Rice? Rice and beans.
Chuck Bryant
Nothing else. I think I'm gonna go on a rice and beans te. How about this, though? I would love if people know a great recipe for that traditional Mexican rice. Send it in.
Josh Clark
Oh, good idea. It is so good. I swear to God. There's lard in it.
Chuck Bryant
Probably so. And it takes some time, you know, it's not the kind of thing you can just whip up in a second.
Josh Clark
Okay, sure.
Chuck Bryant
That's the one I'm hoping.
Josh Clark
Depends. If you're a Cuban taxi driver in New York, I'll bet you could whip it up in a second.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, for sure.
Josh Clark
This is a weird episode, Chuck.
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All right, I'll take that.
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All right, well, since Chuck's taken weird, that means he just unlocked a list of your Mail.
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Nice. Thank you very much Rachel for writing in to tell us that. Because that's exactly why we did that episode, you know.
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Yeah. And we're, you know, you're in our thoughts. I know that's a very lonely place to be.
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Yeah. Well said, Chuck. Hopefully listening to that episode made people who are going through PPD
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