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Josh Clark
Hey, and welcome to Short Stuff. I'm Josh and there's Chuck. And it's just us, but it's Short Stuff and Chuck. This is the last episode of 2025.
Chuck Bryant
That's right.
Josh Clark
And that's it. That's all I had to say about that.
Chuck Bryant
All right, well, let's talk porcelain, because porcelain isn't something I really knew much about until I did this research. And porcelain, as it turns out, you might know this, you might not, is a type of ceramic. It's a subset of ceramics. What they are both made of clay and they're both kiln fired. But porcelain clay has a much higher density and it's fired longer and at higher temperatures and Thusly is much more durable, has very high performance characteristics and it's, you know, porcelain is that super hard mixing bowl that you got from your grandmother that like you can't break. Well, you can break them, but just super hardy, super dense, non porous clay like material.
Josh Clark
Yeah, I guess I haven't had much experience with porcelain. Cause I always thought of it as very delicate and highly breakable. But apparently that's not true. And once I thought about it a little bit, it's like, actually I have lifetime experience with porcelain in the form of a toilet, but I hadn't really thought about that.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, toilets. Yeah, they don't break.
Josh Clark
Try it. You can't do it. So there's three things that show up in any kind of porcelain and it's all natural. That's one of the big attractions of porcelain too. It's clay, quartz and feldspar, which is a kind of rocket that can form from all sorts of different stuff. And there's all sorts of other stuff you can throw in. But depending on the kind of porcelain that you come up with, it's basically dependent on the materials you use, the raw materials and then how high a temperature and how long you fire it for in the kiln. Those are the big variables that produce different kinds of porcelain. But probably the most common material that's used is called kaolin, which is a kind of clay that's almost white. And this is like the big money, porcelain clay.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. And that's usually going to be like that mixing bowl, like tableware is usually that kaolin. Very, very fine particle size. It's super durable like we were talking about, and not permeable by any liquid. Just try it again. And you know, when we're talking firing temperatures, we'll get to a couple of different kinds of porcelain, but it can go up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit, about 1260 Celsi. And it kind of just depends on what you're making it for. Like is it a toilet or is it a mixing bowl or is it fine china?
Josh Clark
And one other thing about porcelain too, that I hadn't realized is that some kinds of it are translucent. And I was like, wait, that means kind of see through. And I looked up pictures of it and yes, you can hold porcelain up to a light like in your hand, and you can see the silhouette of your hand on the other side of it. Did you know that?
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, because I've worked with porcelain tile where you can do that a lot of times. Floor tile can be porcelain, but this all Originated in China about 2,000 years ago, during the Tang Dynasty. But it wasn't like the porcelain we know. It was basically like, hey, we put out our fire, and they discovered this really hard, unbroken, solid pieces of stuff. And that was just rudimentary porcelain. Later in the Yuan dynasty, about 700, 800 years later, is when they really developed the porcelain as we know it. The porcelain that Marco Polo found and brought back to Europe. And they just went wild for this stuff.
Josh Clark
They did. And the market for porcelain opened up pretty quickly because trade routes were open thanks to Marco Polo. But the Europeans could not figure out how their Chinese friends were making this stuff. So all of the porcelain coming into Europe was foreign made, made in China. And that's why a lot of porcelain tableware is called China, because it was kind of like the. Like champagne is the sparkling wine. China was the porcelain. Right. And it took them quite a couple hundred years, I think, before they finally cracked the code. And it was an alchemist who figured out how to make porcelain by basically reverse engineering piece that he had from China. Yeah.
Chuck Bryant
A German alchemist, Johann Friedrich Brutger. And he figured it out. This was in, I guess, the 18th century. And by the latter half of the 18th century, in the 1770s, they found that cowl and clay in Cornwall, England. And so the Brits were like, we can start making this stuff. Finally. We got the good stuff right here in Cornwall.
Josh Clark
Is it Kaolin? Like Shaolin?
Chuck Bryant
I don't know.
Josh Clark
I like how you said it.
Chuck Bryant
How'd you say it?
Josh Clark
Kaolin. Kaolin or Regalin?
Chuck Bryant
I don't know.
Josh Clark
So, yeah, so the Brits are like, great, we can put all this together, thanks to Bootger and Cornwall, and start making our own porcelain. And I'm not quite sure. I get the impression that China made its porcelain one of two ways. And the way that they mostly made their porcelain was through hard paste. And the other one is soft paste. And it has to do with the density of the raw materials you're using and then how high a temperature you fire it at and for how long. Like I was talking about before, these are basically the two types, two main categories of porcelain.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. And I think you're right. I think the Europeans use that soft paste a little more, so it's a little more prone to chipping. It's a little grainier, just not as hardy overall. And then you gotta glaze this stuff after you fire it. But the glazing, I thought, you know. Cause I didn't know anything about this stuff. I thought the glazing might be kind of the final key to make it impermeable to liquids.
Josh Clark
Me too.
Chuck Bryant
But really has nothing to do with it. It's already impermeable. The glazing is just decorative.
Josh Clark
Yeah, it's impermeable because it vitrifies. So like the glass, like materials become glass in it. So it's like kind of glassy. Really good porcelain is. So I say Chuck, we take a little break and come back and talk some more about porcelain. What do you think?
Chuck Bryant
Let's do it.
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Josh Clark
Foreign. Chuck I'd like to share something that I learned in our Dolls episode that I didn't have a chance to fit in, but now I do, because it seems like all of our episodes are now interlocking for some reason, but unglazed porcelain is called Bisque. Bisque. Okay, that was it.
Chuck Bryant
Like B, I, S, Q U, E.
Josh Clark
Exactly like Tomato, shrimp, lobster. Lobster, that's the money one. Sure.
Chuck Bryant
Although a lot of times that stuff's langostino, you know.
Josh Clark
I didn't know that.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, I mean, if you go to like a really high priced seafood restaurant, it'll be a real lobster, but that lango's a pretty good sub.
Josh Clark
Is that a rock lobster langostina?
Chuck Bryant
No, I think it's just like a little tiny. A little tiny guy.
Josh Clark
Tastes like chicken.
Chuck Bryant
I mean, it looks like lobster meat, but it's. They're little, you know, it's like a shrimp size.
Josh Clark
Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, I've seen those before.
Chuck Bryant
I've never seen a langostina, though, now that you mention it, I've never looked.
Josh Clark
That up, I think.
Chuck Bryant
Let's see what the creature looks like.
Josh Clark
Yeah, I'd like to see that too. I've only seen it dead. I think that's what grabs everyone's faces in Beetlejuice during the calypso scene.
Chuck Bryant
All right, well, I mentioned earlier before the break about porcelain tile. It's very hardy tile for flooring or the wall. But if you're cutting porcelain tile, you're probably going to need a tile saw. We talked about wet saws before. They're wet because they are moving at such high speeds and drawing so much heat that the water cools off that blade. And there's a couple of ways you can actually form that tile. If it's up to like 4ft by 4ft, you basically have a special mold, but anything bigger than that and you're compacting it. Like just pressing layers and layers of ceramic powder until you get your desired size.
Josh Clark
Yeah, with a big old machine, right?
Chuck Bryant
Yes.
Josh Clark
So there's a few reasons that people prize porcelain. For one, it can be really, really valuable, as we'll see. But also, like I said, it's an all natural material. Like a lot of the glazed colors that they use in glazing are like cobalt, iron oxide, copper. The raw materials are things like clay and feldspar. It's really easy to clean as you know with a toilet. Very resistant to mold and bacterial growth. As you know with the toilet, it's water resistant, you know, like a toilet is. It's good for foot traffic like a toilet. And it doesn't emit harmful substances like a toilet. It can also be recycled. But that is a real niche. I guess method or technique, like you can't just throw porcelain into your single stream. Recycling can. Yeah, you have to go seek out somebody who recycles it. But the very fact that it's Recyclable gives it kind of promise for the future as we get better and better at creating a circular economy.
Chuck Bryant
That's right. You mentioned how valuable it can be. The world auction record for Chinese porcelain was set about, I don't know, in 2014, when the Ma Yintang Chicken cup was sold for $36 million. And you know, why is anything valuable? It's because there's not many of them. It was crafted between 1465 and 87, when porcelain was just peaking at its quality, but they were producing the lowest amount of. So it's just super rare. So that's why it fetched 36 million.
Josh Clark
Yes. And that also points something out about porcelain, too, is if you take good care of it, it's so durable, it can last thousands of years, so. Or at least a thousand years, as far as we know. And there's like, people are into porcelain, like collecting tableware or vases or things like that. And so there's like a whole world out there available to you to get into bone, porcelain, hard paste, soft paste. Well, basically those kind. And if this thing floated your boat at all, I think good luck with your new hobby.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, for sure. I mean, you said bone porcelain. If you've ever heard bone china, that was something the English did, and that's actual bone. I think when they were sort of first searching out how to make this stuff, before they cracked the code, they would use, like, eggshell and stuff like that to no avail. And finally, they landed on actual human bone, ground down. Obviously, a very strong bone ash would be not from humans, apparently from farm animals, and it would really strengthen that stuff. And bone china, you don't have to fire as high. You can fire at lower temps. It's just not as strong.
Josh Clark
There is no way that in the history of bone china, no psycho has made it with human bones.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, that's a good point. Are you enjoying your coffee?
Josh Clark
Exactly. Oh, man. Chuck made me giggle. That means short stuff is out.
Chuck Bryant
Hey, wait a minute. Can we say goodbye for the year?
Josh Clark
Oh, wait, yeah. Yes. Thank you, Chuck. I say we do that, too.
Chuck Bryant
Goodbye. No, we. In all seriousness, we want to thank everyone for another great year. Somehow here in year 17, we're enjoying things as much or more than we ever have, which is hard to believe and pretty wonderful for us. And, you know, big thanks to Dave and Ben and Jerry, of course, and. And everyone who contributes as writers. You know, Julia and Anna and Livia, Dave, Olivia, Dave and Kyle. I think that's everybody right now, right?
Josh Clark
It is.
Chuck Bryant
Yeah. We can thank the Grabster for the old days even.
Josh Clark
There you go. He comes up and selects sometimes, too, doesn't he?
Chuck Bryant
Yeah, for sure. So I just want to say thanks for everyone for keeping us employed in what's for me, the greatest job in the world means a lot.
Josh Clark
Agreed. I second Chuck. And yeah, thank you, everybody. Thanks for another great year. And we'll see you next year for another great year.
Chuck Bryant
And now, is Short Stuff out?
Josh Clark
Yeah, Short Stuff is out.
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This Short Stuff episode dives into the surprisingly fascinating history and science of porcelain. Josh and Chuck break down what makes porcelain unique, how it's made, its origins and journey from ancient China to Europe, and why it remains valuable and sought after today. As always, the hosts blend humor, curiosity, and clarity to turn a subject you may never have considered into something you'll be eager to talk about at your next dinner party.
Porcelain as a Ceramic
Natural Ingredients
Firing Process
Unique Features
Chinese Invention and Perfection
European “China Craze” and Innovation
For centuries, Europeans imported porcelain from China, not knowing how to replicate it; hence, the name “china” as a synonym for porcelain.
It wasn't until the 18th century that Johann Friedrich Böttger, a German alchemist, cracked the code and Europeans could produce their own.
Kaolin clay was discovered in Cornwall, England in the 1770s, leading to widespread European production.
Glazing
Bisque Porcelain
Porcelain Tile
Valuable Collectibles
Sustainability & Recycling
Bone China
Josh and Chuck maintain a light, conversational, and slightly irreverent tone while delivering tightly researched facts, interjecting personal anecdotes, jokes, and friendly banter that makes the subject matter approachable and memorable.
If porcelain piqued your curiosity, collect a new fact for your next trivia night—or maybe even spark a new hobby in antique china!