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Chuck
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Josh
That's right, unbuckle the top button or that belt loop, because this made me want to eat pie. I love pie. I think we talked a little bit about pie in our cake episode, about the merits of pie. And of course, there's also the great legendary, I dare say, Paul F. Tompkins bit on cake versus pie.
Chuck
Oh, I'm not sure about that one.
Josh
Yeah, it's from way back in the day. It's a good bit. But pie has been around for way before pilot Tompkins. Thousands of years. But it's only in the last couple few hundred years that it's like what we kind of know as pie. But they had it 8,000 years ago in Egypt, if you count kind of a messy, semi sweet, you know, rustic smorgasbord of grains.
Chuck
Sure. Called galettes. Right.
Josh
Yeah.
Chuck
And you said 8,000 years ago. That's not that long after we started domesticating crops, which means that pies were one of the first things we started making when we created agriculture.
Josh
Yeah. And of course, they used honey as the sweetener back then. And they'd bake it over some hot coals.
Chuck
Yeah.
Josh
And then the Greeks ganked That, didn't they?
Chuck
They did about 5,000 years later. They loved taking stuff from the Egyptians and they carried on with galettes. They did something that I think is a historic crime. They replaced sweet stuff like honey with meats. I like a good meat pie, but I feel like we had not gotten into sweet pies enough to be boring from that yet. One of the other things the Greeks did, though, was they created pastry dough like we would think of pastry dough today, essentially.
Josh
Yeah. So big leap forward there, dough wise. The Romans, of course, come along next, and they didn't add a whole lot to the technique or tradition. What they did was they brought it to Europe and that's where it really flourished, was when it was in the hands of the Europeans.
Chuck
Yeah. Not just Europe, but if you look back at dishes from around the world, you're like, oh, that's pie. That's pie. That's pie. There's something called sambusa in Ethiopia, which is a ham pie. There's obviously empanadas from Spain and then Latin America. Spanakopita in Greece. I've not heard of the Zwebelkuchen, but I would love to try it. It's a savory and sweet pie from Germany.
Josh
Schweibelkuchen.
Chuck
Yes. Yeah. And then there's tortiller from Quebec, which also sounds pretty great. That's a savory meat pie. Like I say, I like meat pies. Got no problem with meat pies.
Josh
Yeah.
Chuck
I think that we just. We need both, I guess.
Josh
Yeah, agreed. I mean, when I hear the word pie, I immediately think of, like, a sweet dessert pie. But I love a Jamaican hand pie. Or I say empanada. I guess it is empanada, isn't it?
Chuck
Yeah, empanada. I couldn't find the end with the tilde on the insert thing on word, so I gotcha. And one other thing, Chuck. Do you remember when we were in the UK on tour and I got hooked on pork pies?
Josh
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chuck
Oh, my God, those are so good.
Josh
And I got hooked on pork pie hats.
Chuck
Yeah, I know you did. It was great. I tried to eat that one right off my head.
Josh
The English speaking of the English, that's where things really got interesting. Because they were like, man, throw some fish in that thing. Throw any kind of meat in you want. We'll spell it P Y, E. And we'll also bake those bones in there as little handles.
Chuck
Not just the bones, the legs of, like, a game bird, like a pheasant would be sticking out and hanging over the side of the pie.
Josh
Yeah. Just grab it by the leg.
Chuck
Yeah. Grab that pheasant like a rabbit.
Josh
I guess that's no different than just eating a chicken leg.
Chuck
It's a little different. I'm talking about, like, the feet here is what I understand.
Josh
Oh, okay.
Chuck
Like, the whole leg down to the toenails is what they left on toenails.
Josh
You ever seen a chicken toenail?
Chuck
I haven't looked that closely. I've just always assumed they were there.
Josh
They also called them coffins. Two F's and a Y. Again, they love those Y's instead of I's. And of course, that means box.
Chuck
Yeah. Because that's what they were making. There was, like, sturdy walls, a sturdy bottom crust over the top. And these were actually what the Greeks were basically making pies for, too. The point of the pie was to seal in the juices of, like, the savory mixture of meats and stuff, right? Yeah. It was a way to bake a bunch of stuff together and then serve it as one thing onto a table. That was the point of pies. They didn't care about pastries in medieval England. Like, the actual crust was considered inedible by the rich, but the lower classes would eat the pie crust when they had to. So they also made pies without tops whatsoever. Those are tarts. That's what they still call them today. Those, I think, were more pastry edible forward.
Josh
Yeah, I think you're right. If you're talking about recipes, they started appearing in Europe in cookbooks, like, way back in the 1300s. I think there was a German cookbook you dug up from 1553.
Chuck
I didn't actually look in the cookbook itself. I just saw a reference to it.
Josh
Oh, sure.
Chuck
Yeah. Sorry.
Josh
That's okay. But they were like, hey, you know what you do? You put a little hole in the middle of that pie in the lid, and you blow in it and puff that thing up and then seal it. And that thing looks great on a table.
Chuck
Yeah. But you will notice from that recipe, that means there's nothing inside. They were just baking the pie. An empty pie, essentially, is what they were making. And you would say, well, that's madness. What's the point of that? There's actually a trend in England, I think, from the 15th to maybe the 18th centuries, where you would present, like, at a royal dinner or something like that, an enormous pie that was filled with live things. So you would bake the pie pastry, and then put the live things in it before you served it. And so that's where you know that rhyme. Sing a song of sixpence where they talk about four and 20 blackbirds baked into a pie. Isn't that a pretty dish to serve before the king or whatever? Yeah, that's what they're talking about is this trend in Europe, in royal courts of Europe, where you would serve like a pie to the king and they would cut it open and all these beautiful birds would fly out. Or a string ensemble would stand up and start playing.
Josh
Yeah, like if you think you gotta have a big pie to put a couple of dozen blackbirds in there. You weren't kidding about the string ensemble. Like they would have a pie big enough. What I don't understand is how are they big? Are they not killing these people and birds? No, by baking them.
Chuck
They took the pie, pastry first, and then put the people in before they served it. That's why.
Josh
How does that work?
Chuck
You would take the pie, put it together, put the top on, put a hole in it, blow in it, close it up.
Josh
Yeah, but how did the people get in there?
Chuck
Oh, I'm sure there was like a little door cut into the side or something like that. But they weren't anywhere near the pie while it was in the oven.
Josh
Oh, the pie hatch. I wasn't thinking.
Chuck
The Pie Hole. Yeah, the Pie Hole. Remember that show, what was it called? Better no pushing up daisies. That the main protagonist had a pie shop called the Pie Hole. Oh, I've told you about it before. It's such a charming show, Chuck. You gotta see it.
Josh
All right.
Chuck
Yeah.
Josh
You got a long list for me though.
Chuck
So that one, move that one toward the top. It's just a very sweet, neat, cute little show.
Josh
All right, well, speaking of cute, we'll take a break and we'll come back and we'll talk about a few specific all time great pies right after this. Support for the show Today comes from public.com. you're thoughtful about where your money goes. You've got core holdings, some recurring crypto buys, maybe even a few strategic options plays on the side. The, the point is you're engaged with your investments and public gets that.
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Josh
Lilly, A Medicine company. All right, we're back. We're going to mention 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 all time great pies. It is for us in real time. It's the week before Thanksgiving, couple of weeks before Thanksgiving.
Chuck
Hubba hubba.
Josh
So we got to talk about pumpkin pie, which was brought to the New World by the colonists on the Mayflower. But it's interesting because when they got here, Native Americans were like, hey, look at these things we got. They're called pumpkins. And one day they will invent spices to put with these that taste nothing like pumpkins. But you will totally associate that with pumpkin, right?
Chuck
And so, like, the first pumpkin pies were actually not pies at all. They used the pumpkin themselves as basically the pie crust, put in honey and spices and stuff like that and baked it over hot coals. Then they ate that. But the thing is, you still think of like, okay, well, eventually, like, it got figured out in the United States or the English colonies, right? No, that's not the case. Pumpkin pie actually got exported with the pumpkins in a couple of decades over to France. The first recipe that even mentions a pumpkin pie, called the Pompeian Piece, was published in a French cookbook by a French chef in 1651. And it wouldn't be another few decades, actually another century or so before it showed up in a recipe in an American cookbook.
Josh
That's right. In 1796. It was in the very first American cookbook, in fact, from Amelia Simmons, called American Cookery by an American Orphan. And yeah, that pumpkin pie was in there kind of like the one we know it it was kind of a pumpkin pudding, but that's not super unlike pumpkin pie.
Chuck
No, because you baked it in a pie shell. So if you ask me, that's pumpkin pie.
Josh
Agreed.
Chuck
So pumpkin pie seems pretty American. That's why the French thing was so puzzling. But apple pie, 100% American. Like, don't even come at me with anything else. Take it, Chuck.
Josh
Well, buddy, apples don't come from America. They're native to Asia. So they were brought over to the New World by the colonists. And I think we all know that the perfect apple pie is that Dutch apple pie. And they're the ones. They were the OGs a couple of years. Sorry, a couple of hundred years prior to those apples coming over from Asia. The Dutch had sort of mastered that apple pie. Man.
Chuck
I always assumed it was the 1970s when the Dutch finally made Dutch apple pie.
Josh
No.
Chuck
No. Okay. All right. So the Dutch had figured out apple pie centuries before it came to America. So how does the apple pie get associated with America? There's a saying over here, everybody, if you're not familiar, as American as apple pie. Apparently, that was first used in print in 1928 to describe first Lady Lou Hoover, Herbert Hoover's wife. Gal. They said that she's as American as apple pie. Okay, that's one way it got associated with it. Another one is that apple pie is as American as moms in baseball. Where did that come from, Chuck? Where did that come from?
Josh
Apparently, World War II, there was a catchphrase for the GIs there when they're like, why are you going off to fight this war? And they would say, well, sir, for mom and apple pie, of course.
Chuck
They say, get out there, boy.
Josh
That's right.
Chuck
Win it for us.
Josh
And if you think that helmet's gonna protect you, you got another thing coming.
Chuck
What else?
Josh
That was kind of dark.
Chuck
It got dark going from apple pie to that.
Josh
But, yeah, sure, we could talk cherry pie, briefly. Ch. Pie is not my favorite pie, but I'll opt for pumpkin or apple or certainly key lime, which we'll get to before cherry pie. But I'll eat a piece of cherry pie with some ice cream if you got it for me.
Chuck
Yeah, as long as it's not sour like a good cherry pie. In the vein of a good apple pie, I think is excellent stuff.
Josh
Yeah. And House of Pies in Los Feliz in Los Angeles, the neighborhood where I lived, had all kinds of great pies. But, like, I want, like, a warm cherry pie. I don't want, like, the cold one where that jelly has sort of, you know, I don't like it cold.
Chuck
No, that's what I'm saying. If you make it and serve it like you would a good piece of apple pie, it's good. I'm with you 100%.
Josh
Okay. But that one, apparently the first cherry pie was either created for Queen Elizabeth I in the 16th century or by her.
Chuck
Yeah, it's one of the oldest pies that is still around today, apparently. Yeah.
Josh
What's next?
Chuck
Boston cream pie is worth a mention. You might be like, that's not even a pie. That's basically a layer cake. You're right. But we wanted to explain where that came from.
Josh
I don't think I've ever had Boston cream pie.
Chuck
I hadn't either. I was like, okay, we gotta do Boston cream pie. And then I was like, oh, this is a little more interesting than I thought. Because it turns out Boston cream pie is a cake. It's not a pie in any sense whatsoever. The reason it's called Boston Cream Pie is, is because it's based on another recipe called Washington Pie. And Washington Pie was the same thing. It was a Boston cream pie cake baked in a pie crust. So a cake and a pie crust. And then eventually the Boston cream pie came along. They did away with the crust, but they kept the name pie, which is why Boston cream pie is called pie. Even though it's a cake.
Josh
That's right. And notably, it was invented for the opening, the grand opening of the Parker house Hotel in 1856. Which has got to be where Parker House rolls come from, right?
Chuck
I don't know. I've never heard of them before. But let's say. Yeah.
Josh
You've never heard of Parker House rolls.
Chuck
I've heard of cider House rules.
Josh
Parker House rolls are one of the best things in the world. You know them if you've seen them. And then, like, a lot of it's become trendy in recent years at like a. A nice restaurant will serve you Parker House rolls in like a little four baked in a four pack for the table.
Chuck
That sounds like King's Hawaiian kinda.
Josh
Well, they kind of are. They kind of look like that. King's Hawaiian, I think, is the Hawaiian sweet version of Parker House roll.
Chuck
I probably had those then. Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. Big, beautiful, flaky, like buttery with a little sea salt on top. Man, it's the best thing ever.
Chuck
Very nice.
Josh
Yeah.
Chuck
I've actually stayed in the Parker House. It's now an Omni hotel.
Josh
And they didn't throw a roll at your face when you Walked in.
Chuck
Not that I saw. No. Actually, one of the only times I was ever worried about getting Legionnaire's disease was when I stayed there. And then let's move on to key lime pie, because this is the pride of Florida. If you never had a slice of key lime pie, you're cheating yourself, essentially. Just get your hands on one.
Josh
It's one of my top two pies for me.
Chuck
Agreed.
Josh
Along with crumbly apple. Probably.
Chuck
I like that, too. The Dutch apple crumble style. That one.
Josh
Yeah. Pecan pie. Yeah, those are my top three. Pecan pie, Dutch apple and key lime.
Chuck
Okay, so key lime. One of the great things about it is, I mean, I don't want to say, like, if you walk into a 711 and buy a slice of key lime pie there, it's going to be as good as one that you get in the Florida Keys. But they're so similar to one another and there's a specific way to make it, then it's not that far off. You're still kind of treating yourself. So go out and get some key lime pie. You don't have to be a purist, but if you are a purist and you want to know where it comes from. Supposedly the local lore is that a woman only known as Aunt Sally made them in the late 19th century down in Key west at the Curry House, which was the estate of Florida's first millionaire, William Curry. So, you know, he was important and really good guy. But she came up with this as a recipe that she adapted from local Key west fishermen, that they had come up with it themselves.
Josh
Yeah, that's one story. Another is that they came later than that. And I think they were supposedly adapted from a recipe from New York for magic lemon cream pies that the Borden Condensed Milk Company put out in the 1930s. But some people say, no, it's actually the opposite. They got that magic lemon cream pie from the Key lime pie and kind of stole it. Even though, hats off to your Borden condensed milk, because that stuff is the best.
Chuck
Yeah. Again, I want to shout out the UBE condensed milk. It's not Borden. I don't remember who makes it, but, oh, my God, it's. Seriously, you'll never taste anything that has a better taste than that.
Josh
I'm going to move on to that for my family. My grandmother made. She called it lemon icebox pie.
Chuck
Oh, yeah, those are great. Yeah.
Josh
It's sort of the same thing as a key lime pie, but just with lemon in that. It doesn't have meringue like, why would you want to ruin a lemon pie by putting meringue on it?
Chuck
I don't know. I can go either way with that. Not my favorite. I'd rather replace it with Ready Whip, though.
Josh
Oh, well, now you're talking.
Chuck
Okay, everybody, I think it's pretty obvious that we are going to immediately go start eating pie after recording this. We hope you go enjoy some pie, too. And Short Stuff is out.
Josh
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Hosts: Josh & Chuck
Release Date: November 26, 2025
In this fun, fast-paced "Short Stuff" episode, Josh and Chuck take listeners on a whirlwind tour through the rich, quirky history of pie. From ancient Egyptian galettes to English “coffyns” and modern American staples like pumpkin and key lime, they explore how pie evolved across cultures and centuries. The duo relishes both savory and sweet pies, shares humorous asides, and dispels some “as American as apple pie” myths along the way.
Early Pies:
Roman & European Spread:
Medieval “PyEs” and Coffins:
Pies as Spectacle:
On pies’ ancient roots:
Josh: “But pie has been around for way before pilot Tompkins. Thousands of years.” (01:43)
On the evolution of pie filling:
Chuck: “…the Greeks… did something that I think is a historic crime. They replaced sweet stuff like honey with meats.” (02:28)
English pie spectacle:
Chuck: “That’s where you know that rhyme. Sing a song of sixpence where they talk about four and 20 blackbirds baked into a pie…you would serve a pie to the king and they would cut it open and all these beautiful birds would fly out.” (06:40)
Apple pie’s American myth:
Josh: “Well, buddy, apples don’t come from America. They’re native to Asia." (12:55)
Chuck: “So how does the apple pie get associated with America? …Apparently, World War II, there was a catchphrase for the GIs... 'Well, sir, for mom and apple pie, of course.'” (13:58)
Pie preferences:
Josh: “It’s one of my top two pies for me...pecan pie, Dutch apple and key lime.” (17:39)
Lively, conversational, peppered with personal anecdotes and playful asides. Josh and Chuck keep things approachable and humorous, using gentle teasing and quick detours—very much reminiscent of friends chatting over coffee, or, fittingly, a good slice of pie.
Summary:
Josh and Chuck deliver a delightful, comprehensive rundown of pie’s ancient roots, international spread, and iconic American variations—all with their hallmark warmth and wit. The episode not only serves up fun facts and quirky stories, but also celebrates pies as delicious, unifying foods across time and cultures. Perfect listening for history buffs, foodies, or anyone just craving a new appreciation for dessert.