Episode Overview

Podcast: Stuff You Should Know
Episode: Short Stuff: Safety Coffins
Date: February 18, 2026
Hosts: Josh and Chuck

In this entertaining and informative "Short Stuff" episode, Josh and Chuck dive into the curious history of safety coffins, elaborate burial devices developed during the 18th and 19th centuries to prevent the terrifying fate of being buried alive. Blending spooky anecdotes, pop culture references, and fascinating patent history, they explain how medical uncertainty, cultural fears, and even literature fueled the safety coffin craze.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Setting the Stage: The Fear of Premature Burial

• George Washington’s Burial Fears (00:17–00:48)

  • Chuck recounts how, in 1799, George Washington instructed that his body not be entombed until three days after death to avoid being buried alive.

    “Just have me decently buried, but do not let my body be put into the vault in less than three days after I’m dead. Because you never know.” — Chuck, paraphrasing Washington [00:25]

• Medical Limitations of the Time (00:54–01:36)

  • Josh explains why such fear existed: diagnostic methods of the 18th and 19th centuries were primitive, sometimes lacking even pulse checks.

    “There was a chance, let’s call it a non zero chance, that you might be buried alive accidentally.” — Josh [00:54]

The Rise and Roots of Taphophobia

• Taphophobia: The hosts introduce the term for the fear of being buried alive, noting its outsized psychological impact. [02:45]

  • Taphophobia comes from the Greek “taphē” meaning “burial.”

• The Cultural Climate (Romanticism & Spiritualism) (03:23–04:56)

  • Josh connects the invention of safety coffins to the Romanticism movement’s fascination with the afterlife, spiritualism, and the mysterious boundaries between life and death.

    “There was just this kind of zeitgeist that the dead could conceivably still be in some sort of contact or communication…” — Josh [04:21]

• Pop Culture Parallels (05:03–06:06)

  • The hosts have fun referencing scenes of premature burial in Serpent in the Rainbow, The Vanishing, Kill Bill, and the Twilight Zone.

    "Like poor Bill Pullman in Serpent in the Rainbow.” — Josh [05:03]

The Invention of Safety Coffins

• Patent Mania (06:48–07:59)

  • Over 100 safety coffin designs were patented in the U.S. during the 19th century, with solutions ranging from simple bells to spring-loaded lids and escape tubes.

    “They got a little wacky. Like each one had its own sort of spin on the best way to either get someone out or to alert people above ground.” — Chuck [06:48]

• Notable Patent Examples

  • Bell-in-Hand Coffins: The simplest method involved running a cord from the buried person's hand to a bell above ground (07:04).
  • Escape Tubes and Ladders: Some designs included ladders to allow physical escape, if awakening underground (07:17).

    "There are others that had... a tube... so if the person came to, they could actually crawl... out of their own grave." — Josh [07:19]

  • Spring-Loaded Lid Coffin: Christian Eisenbrandt’s 1843 design would spring open with the slightest movement — but only worked in tombs, not under dirt (08:01).

• Practical Problems

  • The spring-lid could spring from natural corpse movement, leading to false alarms [08:40].

Literature & Mass Hysteria

• Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Premature Burial” (09:12)
  • Poe’s 1844 story shaped public fear, describing premature burial as “the most horrific... which has ever fallen to the lot of mere mortality.”

    "To be buried alive is beyond question the most horrific of these extremes which has ever fallen to the lot of mere mortality..." — Poe, quoted by Chuck [09:18]

  • Poe’s writing reflected and amplified the era’s anxiety about the thin boundary between life and death.

Showmanship & Public Demonstrations

• Dramatic Demonstrations (09:51–12:37)

  • Franz Vester: Demonstrated escape coffins, being buried under four feet of dirt and escaping live [09:51].
  • Count Michel de Carnicki: Called himself “Chamberlain to the Tsar of Russia,” built his own safety coffin, and staged live-demonstrations; would invite volunteers to be buried and rescued, raising public awareness and hype [10:34].

• Tall Tales and Dubious Stats

  • Dr. Henry J. Garrigus is quoted as saying “one of every 200 people buried in the US was actually in a lethargic state and is buried alive” — numbers Chuck and Josh find exceedingly dubious [11:04].

    “So very dubious numbers, obviously...” — Chuck [11:30]

• The Nine-Day Burial Record (11:51–12:57)

  • Faropo Lorenzo survived for nine days in a Carnicki coffin—still the “record” for being buried alive.

    "He volunteered to be buried alive in this Le Carnice casket. And he stayed there for nine days back in 1898, which apparently still [is] the record..." — Josh [12:17] “Yeah, I think at one point on day like seven, he spoke through the tube... and the next day he shouted, I got a poop through the tube. Nine days, Chuck. Let's think about that.” — Chuck, Josh [12:37, 12:49]

Lasting Evidence

• Timothy Clark Smith’s Windowed Grave (13:00–13:37)
  • Smith, a doctor with taphophobia, had a window installed on his Vermont grave in 1893 to let passersby peer in and confirm he hadn’t been buried alive.

    “It was fitted out with a window that looked down... so passersby could check on him to make sure that he wasn't alive.” — Josh [13:00]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Historical Medical Limitations

  "If you hook somebody up to, like an EKG or EEG or some sort of g, you'd be able to detect their heartbeat. That you wouldn't be able to say, like, palpitating it with your fingers or like watching somebody to see if they're actually breathing. You might not even have a decent doctor around at the time." — Josh [00:54]

• On Cultural Fears

  “It seems to be an outsized fear back then of being buried alive. That is an actual phobia. It's called taphophobia.” — Chuck [02:45]

• On Showmanship

  "And in the 19th century, there was a guy, Count Michel de Carnicki, such a great name, he dubbed himself as the Chamberlain to the Tsar of Russia, whatever that means." — Chuck [10:34]

• On the Windowed Grave

  “Timothy Clark Smith, whose grave In New Haven, Vermont... was fitted out with a window that looked down... so passersby could check on him to make sure that he wasn't alive.” — Josh [13:00]

• Comic Relief:

  "Yeah, I think at one point on day like seven, he spoke through the tube and he was like, I'm going to put my mouth around the tube now and just drop a couple of Tic Tacs." — Chuck [12:37]
  "Yeah. And then the next day he shouted, I got a poop through the tube. Nine days, Chuck. Let's think about that." — Josh [12:49]

Timestamps for Major Segments

• 1799 & George Washington's Fears: 00:17–00:48
• Medical Context & Pulse-Checking: 00:54–02:02
• Taphophobia Defined: 02:45
• Rise of Safety Coffins (Patents, Romanticism): 03:23–04:56
• Pop Culture References: 05:03–06:15
• Safety Coffin Inventions & Designs: 06:48–08:40
• Poe’s Story & Literary Influence: 09:12–09:51
• Showmen & Demonstrations: 09:51–12:37
• Timothy Clark Smith’s Grave: 13:00–13:37

Episode Tone & Style

Josh and Chuck bring their trademark mix of witty banter, macabre fascination, and factual storytelling to the topic of safety coffins. The episode balances historical context and cultural critique with lighthearted riffs on grave-robbing, premature burial movies, and the colorful personalities who stoked—and capitalized on—societal fears.

Summary

If you ever wondered why people were so scared of being buried alive, and how inventors, showmen, and even George Washington himself took pains to avoid this fate, this spirited episode offers a complete primer. From taphophobia and coffin patents to demonstration stunts and literary inspiration, Josh and Chuck cover the phenomena of safety coffins both seriously and humorously, leaving listeners both enlightened and entertained.