Chuck Bryant (1:51)

Yeah. That apparently Sherwood Schwartz is kind of backed up in some ways, but that the professor is pride. And of course, we're also going over the list of the sins with this list. Professor is pride. The Skipper is anger or wrath. Ginger, obviously lust. Mr. Howell, obviously greed. Mrs. Howell. Gluttony. And partially sloth is what this says. Mary Ann is envy. And then, of course, Gilligan is sloth. And he's the one that is keeping them trapped on the island through his sloth.

Josh Clark (2:20)

Yeah, there are some really great fan theories around Gilligan's island, not just that one.

Chuck Bryant (2:24)

Yeah, I love that stuff. It's fun.

Josh Clark (2:26)

I do, too. But, yeah, that's the Seven Deadly sins, the Skipper and the rest. They haven't always been called the seven deadly sins. And as a matter of fact, seven is a trimmed down version of the original eight. They've been called everything from the capital vices, cardinal sins, capital sins, vice sins. I think if you want to combine everything together. And the Roman Catholics are nuts for this kind of stuff. And over the centuries, as the Church has evolved, the whole thing has just kind of been whittled down or changed. There've been different names. I think Pride used to be called Vaingloriousness or Vainglory. Instead of Sloth, they had melancholy. Like, basically, don't be sad. But regardless of how totally associated it is with Catholicism and Christianity in general, it actually doesn't appear in the Bible.

Chuck Bryant (3:26)

Yeah, that's right. By the way, I think Vainglory is probably already a band name, but that would be a pretty good band name.

Josh Clark (3:33)

Metal, for sure.

Chuck Bryant (3:35)

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Or unless it's. Yeah, yeah, or. I was gonna say probably like a Nickelback type of thing, maybe. Whatever that is. Whatever kind of music that is. I don't even know what category that is.

Josh Clark (3:46)

I don't either. A poor Nickelback, but I think they're one of, like, the richest bands on the planet.

Chuck Bryant (3:51)

Oh, I'm sure. Anyway, Vainglory coming to a theater near you or a concert venue near you. Okay, but you could also call a theater. I'm getting sidetracked. Speaking of theaters, everyone should go out and get tickets for our live tour this year, Right?

Josh Clark (4:08)

Ooh, good one, Chuck. Yeah, you can get tickets on stuffyouchouknow.com. all the links are up there. We're going to Denver. We're going to Seattle. We're going to San Francisco in April. We're going to Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin, Akron, Ohio. And then we're doing a whole tour of every single city with a population over 5,000 in Canada.

Chuck Bryant (4:31)

That's not true. We're sorry we couldn't go everywhere in Canada, but we did our best. Some theaters on the east coast didn't work out, but we tried everybody.

Josh Clark (4:37)

Yeah, I think we're doing six cities, though, which is pretty good.

Chuck Bryant (4:42)

It's gonna be fun. Yeah, can't wait. But go grab tickets. It's gonna be fun. Happy to be back out on the road. And back to the seven deadly Sins. I believe he said, if you look in the Bible, you're not gonna find them. And that's because they're not really in the Bible. The original sin, when you know old Adam and Eve there in the Garden of Eden in that book were described as disobeying God and establishing the sinful nature of humanity. But there's not a list of like the Ten Commandments are in there, but the seven deadly sins are not in there. The seven deadly sins came to be because of a particular writer who was a monk in 345Ce named Evagrius Ponticus.

Josh Clark (5:18)

Which means even the Pontiac in English.

Chuck Bryant (5:22)

Oh, okay.

Josh Clark (5:25)

According to me, at least that's right.

Chuck Bryant (5:27)

But he was the guy that gets credit basically as the first person to kind of write these things out and get it out on mass.

Josh Clark (5:35)

Yeah, but he had eight of them, the eight Evil Thoughts. Right. He was a theologian, a monk who really put his money where his mouth is. The last several years of his life, he went out and wandered around the desert in Egypt and lived on herbs and barley. Essentially. He prayed, he fasted, he meditated, he did his best to not think any unholy thoughts. I'll bet that was more difficult than you'd think. And he wrote a bunch of this stuff down in the Anti Reticus, which is his celebrated masterwork. And this is where the eight evil thoughts first appear.

Chuck Bryant (6:10)

That's right. Gluttony, lust. And of course we're not talking just sexual lust here. It's kind of lustily desires for worldly things. Greed, which was avarice at the time. Anger, sloth, sadness, vainglory and pride are all in there.

Josh Clark (6:27)

Yeah. And although we now think of the seven deadly Sins as applying to everybody, that's not at all what Evan was doing at first. He basically was creating this list of what to avoid if you're a monk. Essentially. That's who it applied to initially.

Chuck Bryant (6:46)

Yeah. Like if you really want to walk the walk like me, these are the things you need to avoid. And I promise I'm not thinking of them, I'm just writing about them.

Josh Clark (6:54)

That's right. You want to take a break? Yeah. Okay, we're going to take a break.

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Josh Clark (9:29)

All right, Chuck. So Evagrius Ponticus basically created these seven deadly sins, or eight deadly sins, as a roadmap for monks. And then some other people came along a couple centuries later and, like, this is great. Like, how can we upscale this and really get the most out of it in our corporate world? And one of the first people to do this was St. Gregory the Great, who later became. Or no, I guess probably first was Pope Gregory the first.

Chuck Bryant (9:59)

Yeah. Oh, and he became sainted later.

Josh Clark (10:02)

Has to be. I don't think anybody's ever been sainted. Yeah, you can't be sainted while you're alive because you have to perform at least two miracles after your death.

Chuck Bryant (10:10)

Yeah, that's right. Boy, you really remember that stuff.

Josh Clark (10:13)

I do. I do remember some of it. Yeah.

Chuck Bryant (10:17)

Nice work.

Josh Clark (10:19)

Yeah.

Chuck Bryant (10:21)

So Pope Gregory I, before he was a pope, wrote his masterwork, and it was basically sort of a real dissection of the Book of Job called Moralia in Job, and it was a very influential book. And this is where his seven principal vices were laid out. And we're not going to read all the sort of gobbledygook, but it was, you know, vainglory, envy, anger, melancholy, avarice, gluttony, and lust and then sort of deeper definitions of what all those meant back then.

Josh Clark (10:51)

Yeah. And like, all the terrible behaviors that come out of it. Right. So, like, reveling in your neighbor's misfortune kind of thing. These are what you want to avoid. Right. And a few centuries after that, in the medieval era, other Christian writers that come, like Thomas Aquinas, really latched onto this. They're like, this is great. Like, why didn't we think of this stuff earlier? And one of the things that kind of became popular to get this across as a conception is called the Tree of Vices. It's an icon with pride as the root of this tree, and then the rest of this, deadly sins kind of coming off as branches. And it became very familiar because you would paint this on the wall of your church somewhere. The reason you were painting it on the wall of the church is because you had to confess these particular kind of sins at least once a year and then do whatever penance the local priest told you to do for them. Or if you didn't do that, they're deadly because they were deadly for your mortal soul. And after that, after you die, you would go to hell. That's why they're called deadly sins. It's not like they kill you here on Earth. They kill you spiritually after you die. So to confess those sins, though, you had to know what they were. And that's why they would paint the Tree of Vices on the church wall.

Chuck Bryant (12:17)

Yeah, that for some reason, struck me as funny. It was the fourth Lateran Council in 1214, where you got to confess two times a year. That's where that came from. And I just love the idea of people like, well, all right, what are the sins? And I'll let you know if I did any of them.

Josh Clark (12:32)

That's right. Yeah. You just go up and trace your finger and be like, oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I did that. I did revel in my neighbor's misfortune that time he stepped into a bear trap. Oh, my God, I thought that was hilarious.

Chuck Bryant (12:45)

That's right. The Germans would have a name for that one day. So people were pretty obsessed during the Black Death of what happened after you die. I mean, people were already heaven and hell wasn't a brand new thing. But that's when it was like, people are dying all over the place and like, where are we going? We're really kind of worried about this. So it became very ubiquitous to talking about sins, talking about life after death sermons became obsessed with it. It was in the Canterbury Tales in the form of the Parson's Tale. And so it was just kind of really latched on these seven deadly sins in particular as kind of the hot thing in Catholicism.

Josh Clark (13:21)

Yeah. And it's still around in Catholicism. Apparently in 2008, the Catholic Church were like, hey, we've updated some more. Seven deadly sins for the aughts, I guess is probably how they put it. Genetic modification is one carrying out experiments on humans, polluting the environment. I can get behind that. Causing social injustice. Sure.

Chuck Bryant (13:45)

Heck, yeah.

Josh Clark (13:46)

Causing poverty, becoming obscenely wealthy, and then, of course, taking drugs.

Chuck Bryant (13:53)

Yeah.

Josh Clark (13:54)

It doesn't seem like a deadly sin. Yeah, well, you know, they were on a roll.

Chuck Bryant (13:59)

So those are the seven modern deadly sins. Is that how they're framing it?

Josh Clark (14:02)

That's what they tell me at the Vatican.

Chuck Bryant (14:04)

Fantastic.

Josh Clark (14:06)

Well, I guess that's about it. Go forth and look out for the seven deadly sins. I guess.

Chuck Bryant (14:12)

Yeah, don't do those.

Josh Clark (14:13)

Yeah. Short stuff is out.

Narrator (14:18)

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