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Ever wonder where Sullivan's Crossing's absurdities (e.g. chili fire, Andrew's proposal, Jed, etc.) fall on a scale from 1 to electric Muskoka chair? Do not fret—the hags have it covered. PLUS: We read your Reddit comments and discuss the bombshell news that Sully Sullivan is exiting the show.Link to our tier list: https://tiermaker.com/create/sullivans-slop-19205908-2Email us at reachthehags@protonmail.com and DM us at @unfilteredhaggery on Instagram!

A new leading man by the name of Jaw Davies has entered the SC universe. We set out to see if Marcus has the chops to compete with Chad Michael. The quest seaplaned us to Harbor Island - a land of pups, lanterns, and generational wealth. Will Marcus's chemistry with Morgan give us a sparkle in our eye?

Sometimes, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Step into our mind’s eye and experience where we think Season 4 is headed, Sullivan’s Slop-style.

What do an advice columnist and a proposal planner have in common? They're both fake jobs. Yet we somehow get the realest romance we've watched so far.We wrap up our holiday series by following the Crossing's newest addition, Liam (Jaw) Davies. And let's just say he may have stolen our Dear Christmas Hearts (sorry, Cal).

A festive Hallmark movie, what a delight! Following Cooper after six years in flight.Will he learn to give? What about receiving?Together, the hags unlock Christmas' true meaning...This week's side quest follows Steve Lund in 'Unlocking Christmas.' Hold on to your parachutes!

We sincerely could not believe ‘Believe in Christmas.’ We get a two-for-one special this time, following both Sydney and Sedona to the most magical place on earth. Welcome to Christmasland, situated somewhere between Get Out, The Great British Bake-Off, and Whoville. Featuring a special guest.

“It’s not performing that’s important. It’s who you’re performing for.” – some random guy from the Grand Ole Opry, apparentlyWelcome to a special holiday series of Sullivan’s Slop. We follow Chad Michael to the magical town of Sycamore Creek for ‘The Merry Gentlemen,’ where he shows us exactly what he was up to before he skipped out for the Crossing. Spoiler alert: the wifebeater comes off. Follow us on Instagram: @unfilteredhaggery Send us what you'd like to hear next: reachthehags@protonmail.com

*SPOILER HEAVY* If you thought Season 3 would end on a happily ever after note, tell that to the Sullivan’s Crossing couples who can’t agree on anything. We can’t even agree on if Edna’s bald or not. Enter a mysterious newcomer to shake things up…We’ve reached the end of our rope, but we’re not ready to say goodbye. So like any good Sullivan’s Crossing plot arc, we’re splitting it into two episodes. And what better way to close off Season 3 than with the hag who started it all?

*SPOILER HEAVY* Things are finally looking up for the residents of Sullivan's Crossing other than the fact that one of them is dead. Join the hags in a penultimate primal scream.

*SPOILER HEAVY* Join the hags to unpack the most dramatic sequence of events to ever air on CTV. Prepare to be bound AND gagged.