Detailed Summary of "Sunday Mornings with Matt and Myron" Episode: Hour 1: Speedway Dud

Release Date: August 3, 2025

Introduction and Weather Banter (00:31 - 02:02)

Matt Jones opens the episode from Louisville, Kentucky, introducing Aaron Goldhammer as the guest filling in for Myron Medcalf, who is in Cleveland, Ohio. They exchange remarks about the weather, highlighting the contrasting views between Louisville's sunny morning and Cleveland's unpredictable conditions.

• Matt Jones (00:34): "Sunny morning here, Matt Myron on ESPN Radio presented by Progressive Insurance."

• Aaron Goldhammer (01:00): "I have a gorgeous view right now of the Cuyahoga River and it is picture perfect."

The Bristol Motor Speedway Baseball Fiasco (02:02 - 09:30)

The hosts delve into the significant event of the day: a highly anticipated baseball game between the Atlanta Braves and the Cincinnati Reds at the Bristol Motor Speedway in East Tennessee. The event was poised to break attendance records but was marred by unexpected rain, leading to chaos and an abrupt postponement.

• Matt Jones (02:02): "This is off the top, Flash. Off the top with Matt and Myron. Now, I legitimately think this is the biggest story of the morning..."

• Aaron Goldhammer (05:11): "I wouldn't go that far. I'd say it's more like Woodstock '99 than the fire fest."

Key Points Discussed:

1. Event Overview: The Bristol Motor Speedway was set to host the MLB Speedway Classic, expecting up to 100,000 attendees. However, relentless rain disrupted the event during a Pitbull concert, leading to only a half-inning being played.

2. Operational Failures: The event organizers faced multiple issues:

   • Logistical Oversights: Lack of contingency plans for rain, no available hotel accommodations for teams, leading to logistical nightmares.
   • Resource Shortages: Running out of food and beverages, leaving attendees with only water and tequila available.
   • Safety Concerns: Incidents of drunk attendees attempting to swim across the Cuyahoga River posed safety risks.

3. Impact on Teams:

   • Atlanta Braves: Season concluded, but the disrupted game affects their final standings.
   • Cincinnati Reds: Actively competing for a playoff spot, the postponement complicates their pitching strategy.

4. Management Decisions:

   • Chase Burns' Situation: Inclement weather forced the Reds to pull their starter, Chase Burns, limiting his availability for subsequent games.

• Matt Jones (07:23): "They ran out of food. That. That's the part that I don't get. They were serving hot dogs with no buns."

• Aaron Goldhammer (05:48): "I understand the Reds."

Critique of Event Entertainment Choices (09:26 - 17:48)

The hosts criticize the choice of entertainment at the event, specifically focusing on the presence of Pitbull and Tim McGraw, arguing that their performances were ill-suited for a baseball crowd and may have contributed to the event's downfall.

• Matt Jones (11:32): "There's only two teams in the in baseball that have not been on the Blue Jays and us."

• Aaron Goldhammer (16:21): "He [Tim McGraw] has a song called Shift. It's the similar idea. There's a word you can't say that sounds like we're so clever."

Key Points Discussed:

1. Entertainment Mismatch: Criticism of Pitbull's and Tim McGraw's performances:

   • Matt Jones (16:21): "I absolutely detest when country singers get to the point of their career where every song they do is either like, close to a cuss word..."

2. Impact on Event Atmosphere: The hosts believe that the choice of entertainers may have alienated attendees, contributing to the chaotic environment as the event unraveled.

• Matt Jones (16:21): "Truck. Yeah. And that's why they got the rain."

Discussion on Luka Doncic and LeBron James' Future (17:48 - 22:03)

Shifting gears, Matt and Aaron discuss Luka Doncic's impressive physical condition and his recent contract extension, juxtaposed with LeBron James's potential retirement or team change.

• Matt Jones (17:34): "Luka Doncic, he does not make me mad. Although I already know where this is going."

• Aaron Goldhammer (20:22): "I think it says that this is LeBron's last season as a Laker."

Key Points Discussed:

1. Luka Doncic's Conditioning:

   • Praise for Doncic's fitness and potential longevity in the NBA.
   • Concerns about sustainability: Matt Jones (18:27): "How long in the season before he's fat again?"

2. LeBron James' Transition:

   • Speculation on LeBron's next move following his substantial contract.
   • Aaron Goldhammer (20:22): "I think this is LeBron's last season as a Laker."

3. Impact on Team Dynamics:

   • The shift signifies a potential "passing of the torch" from LeBron to Doncic.
   • Concerns about LeBron's adaptation if he remains with the Lakers: Matt Jones (21:10): "How do you accept when that moment goes away?"

Micah Parsons' Trade Request and Dallas Cowboys' Turmoil (23:10 - 35:50)

The spotlight shifts to the NFL, focusing on Micah Parsons' formal trade request from the Dallas Cowboys amid ongoing tensions between him and team owner Jerry Jones.

• Matt Jones (24:54): "Micah Parsons has signed a deal."

• Aaron Goldhammer (25:20): "That’s what it is."

Key Points Discussed:

1. Trade Dynamics:

   • Micah Parsons officially requested a trade, sparking debates about its authenticity and potential outcomes.
   • Aaron Goldhammer (26:32): "It's definitely fake. I'd bet that on ESPN Bet I would bet it immediately."

2. Team and Player Reactions:

   • Jerry Jones downplays the trade request, urging fans not to worry: Matt Jones (25:20): "Don't lose any sleep over it."
   • Teammates express frustration over the distractions affecting team preparation.

3. Speculations on Outcomes:

   • Aaron believes the trade might be a publicity stunt to generate attention.
   • Discussion on potential trade partners like the Buffalo Bills and the improbability of an actual trade happening.
   • Aaron Goldhammer (34:16): "If Giannis went to the Bucks today and Shams came out and hypothetically reported that he was demanding a trade, you could start putting him in other uniforms on social media."

4. Comparisons and Analogies:

   • Comparing Jerry Jones to a character like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons: Aaron Goldhammer (30:24): "He’s like the Montgomery Burns of the NFL."

5. Impact on the Cowboys' Season:

   • The ongoing drama is seen as a hindrance to the Cowboys' focus on the upcoming season.
   • Matt Jones (31:40): "The drama seems to always be more important than the games."

Cleveland Browns Quarterback Situation (40:12 - 45:01)

Aaron Goldhammer provides an update on the Cleveland Browns' unstable quarterback roster, highlighting injuries and inconsistent performances among candidates vying for the starting position.

• Aaron Goldhammer (40:36): "Kenny Pickett showed up with a hamstring injury last weekend..."

Key Points Discussed:

1. Quarterback Injuries and Performance:

   • Kenny Pickett's hamstring injury limits his availability.
   • Shador Sanders faces a sore shoulder despite limited throwing.
   • Dylan Gabriel shows potential but lacks consistency: Aaron Goldhammer (43:36): "Gabriel at practice has been not impressive."

2. Starting Decision:

   • Joe Flacco is slated as the starter for the opening game against the Cincinnati Bengals.
   • Discussion on the depth chart and the Browns' strategy moving forward.

3. Future Prospects:

   • Speculation on the Browns acquiring additional first-round picks to draft a quarterback in the future.
   • Aaron Goldhammer (44:43): "They traded Travis Hunter so that they could get an extra number one pick in 2026."

Closing Remarks and Humor (35:50 - End)

The episode concludes with light-hearted banter between Matt and Aaron, joking about potential show names and reminiscing about past radio shows. They also touch briefly on Cleveland's cultural references and the Howard Stern Show's legacy.

• Matt Jones (32:35): "You're wearing little gold trunks that glitter. Don't do that."

• Aaron Goldhammer (38:51): "I think what actually happened, Matt, was that they came to Ellis Island and said, what's your name? And we said, gold hammer slammer slumbers. And the guy just wrote down gold hammer."

Notable Quotes

• Matt Jones (07:23): "They ran out of food. That. That's the part that I don't get."

• Aaron Goldhammer (26:32): "It’s all just performance. It’s all just nonsense."

• Matt Jones (21:10): "How do you accept when that moment goes away?"

• Aaron Goldhammer (30:24): "He’s like the Montgomery Burns of the NFL."

Conclusion

In this episode of "Sunday Mornings with Matt and Myron," Matt Jones and Aaron Goldhammer provide a comprehensive and engaging discussion on notable sports events, including the disastrous baseball game at Bristol Motor Speedway, the dynamics between Luka Doncic and LeBron James, the Dallas Cowboys' internal conflicts surrounding Micah Parsons, and the Cleveland Browns' quarterback challenges. Their blend of insightful analysis and humorous banter offers listeners a well-rounded perspective on current sports happenings.