Why do bad lyrics happen to good people? From "suckin' on a chili dog" to "making love to his tonic and gin," even the biggest hits from our favorite artists can feature lyrical turns that make us feel quizzical, offended, or even downright nauseated. With the help of Sam Sanders, brilliant host of The Sam Sanders Show, we plumb the depths of the worst pop lyrics of all time—culled from hundreds of submissions form Switched on Pop listeners—to try categorize, historicize, and, perhaps, celebrate the art of the lyrical faux pas.

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Songs Discussed

Benson Boone - Mystical Magical

Velvet Sundown - Rebel Shout

Live - Lightning Crashes

Captain and Tennille - Muskrat Love

John Mellencamp - Jack and Diane

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry, London Bridge

Katy Perry - Firework

Billy Joel - Piano Man

Richard Harris - MacArthur Park

Imagine Dragons - Sharks

Des'ree - Life, You Gotta Be

One Direction - Don't Forget Where You Belong, Little Things

Taylor Swift - Willow, Anti Hero, I Hate it Here, ME!

Train - Hey Soul Sister, Meet Virginia, Drops of Jupiter

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