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Kyle Yeomans
The following is a production of Dallas Cowboys.com and the Dallas Cowboys Football Club.
This is Talking Cowboys streaming live from the Dallas Cowboys world headquarters at the Star in Frisco CD Lamb touchdown. It's on.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Jake Ferguson.
Kyle Yeomans
Prescott keeps it and he bang.
And now your hosts, Isaiah Stanbach, Patrick Walker, Josh Rodriguez and Kyle Yeomans.
It's a Thursday edition of Talking Cowboys presented by Black Rifle coffee company live from the Star in Frisco, Texas and the SWBC studio. Welcome in, everybody. We've got Patrick Nosi Walker, Josh Rodriguez, Isaiah Stamback, Chris Beam in the back. I'm Kyle Yomit. So glad you're with us today.
Isaiah Stanback
We're calibrated today.
Kyle Yeomans
What was that?
Isaiah Stanback
Your pointing was calibrated today.
Kyle Yeomans
Thank you.
Josh Rodriguez
I appreciate it.
Kyle Yeomans
Been working on it. I love Patrick's shirt, too. Always repping 94 as always.
Isaiah Stanback
He's trying to get a discount somewhere. The hat.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
Like a black Rifle coffee location on game, possibly 10%. 10% off your entire order.
Josh Rodriguez
Rock one of these.
Kyle Yeomans
Let's go ahead and just get that.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah, Yeah, a little bit. You as well.
Kyle Yeomans
I am.
Josh Rodriguez
I am sorry.
Isaiah Stanback
I have my pasties on. Sorry.
Josh Rodriguez
I was in 9 mode at the beginning of the episode. I don't know if you guys saw that.
Isaiah Stanback
Find these at your local pro shop.
Kyle Yeomans
What is nine months?
Patrick Nosi Walker
The pasties.
Josh Rodriguez
Jason McCarthy.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I think not.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, is that a.
Isaiah Stanback
Is that otherwise known as stickers? Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
Hold on, guys. I want to hear this.
Josh Rodriguez
Okay.
Kyle Yeomans
What the heck is nine mode?
Josh Rodriguez
That's. Okay. That's J.J. mcCarthy's Persona.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, is that like, when he's, like, real dramatic at the beginning of the game and he's, like, meditating at the goal post and he's got his eyes closed and his headphones.
Josh Rodriguez
And then also in the post game when he's, like, amped up and he's, like, doing the whole thing with it?
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah, he was.
Patrick Nosi Walker
What?
Josh Rodriguez
He's amped up? Yeah, he's doing that thing. Have you not seen That I have not seen that.
Isaiah Stanback
One more time. One more time just for the clip.
Josh Rodriguez
That's what he does. Oh, jj, you guys aren't on Twitter.
Kyle Yeomans
He's a rookie.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah, you're right.
Kyle Yeomans
I'm not clip it.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I don't think that coming to plastemia at all.
Kyle Yeomans
No, you're on Twitter.
Josh Rodriguez
Well, I know he's seen it.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I still haven't seen it.
Isaiah Stanback
All I saw was quagmire.
Josh Rodriguez
Giggity, giggity. That's what he's doing. Dude, I swear. If you think I'm joking.
Kyle Yeomans
That's so cringy. I am. I'm going to look it up. I think I 1. I've got to see what you're talking about on the post game stuff, but man, he's. He's not had a good enough year to have a Persona, everybody.
Josh Rodriguez
He calls it nine.
Kyle Yeomans
That's terrible. Like. Like 11. Like stranger things or what are we talking about?
Patrick Nosi Walker
No, don't compare him to the greatness of 11.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, I know.
Patrick Nosi Walker
But even eight or one can't tell him a stranger thing.
Isaiah Stanback
Hold on, Josh. Three, two, one. It's 904. We could talk football now.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, stop it. This is. This is the nine Persona that we're looking at.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah, this is nine.
Kyle Yeomans
Okay.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, it's just like hype video. Yeah, he's just on top of it.
Josh Rodriguez
Oh, no, just the very beginning.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, okay, I got you.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah. He looks like an actor. I can't remember who the actor is.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I didn't know that there was a. A name attached to that nine.
Josh Rodriguez
Be careful, guys. We're previewing nine today.
Kyle Yeomans
We are gonna preview the Vikings.
Patrick Nosi Walker
It doesn't in the cowboy, nine means none, right? Yeah.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's more accurate than what he's producing for the Vikings. Speak to my dog nine.
Kyle Yeomans
What was that?
Isaiah Stanback
I speak to my.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nothing German. Do you.
Kyle Yeomans
What do you say in German to your dogs?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nine.
Kyle Yeomans
That's it.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Wait, you have German shepherds?
Isaiah Stanback
No.
Patrick Nosi Walker
So then Rottweilers. Yeah. Why are you talking to your non German German dogs? Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
They don't understand there's such thing as a German Rottweiler.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah. This is a genuine question. Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah, just rottweilers that happened to be from Germany.
Isaiah Stanback
It's like a whole thing like Germany and Rottweilers, like your.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I mean, you saying it meekly doesn't change the fact that I was unaware.
Kyle Yeomans
I thought it was Doberman's Roddies. Okay, interesting. Okay, just tough dogs. Big boys, big dogs.
Isaiah Stanback
£140 140 solid only Rottweilers I know from the hood. Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
They ain't from Germany.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, you don't want to mess with them.
Patrick Nosi Walker
You don't. Those are ones that have.
Isaiah Stanback
Those ones are a lot cheaper.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Those are ones, I can tell you.
Isaiah Stanback
That they're not imported.
Patrick Nosi Walker
But those are the ones that have you jumping on top of cars.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
Have you ever like ran away from a dog?
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Multiple times.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
You become an instant truck.
Kyle Yeomans
One of them was a pitbull. I remember that. That was the, like, the scarring one was back whenever I was. I was probably eight or nine.
Isaiah Stanback
Got away, though.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, I did get away. I got. Jumped a chain link fence and got away from it. And even then I was like, not.
Isaiah Stanback
Did you use hands?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Barely cow's legs to the ovals that you see from like the Road Runner. Yeah, Road Runners running.
Isaiah Stanback
I feel like Beamers ran from a couple of dogs before.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Meet me Pierron.
Isaiah Stanback
You can see Beamer getting.
Josh Rodriguez
I don't know. I see a dog and I.
Patrick Nosi Walker
The dogs run from Beamer.
Kyle Yeomans
All right, let's get into news and notes, Pat.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yes, absolutely. So we have the first injury report of the week. Cowboys delivered to us after they had their first pregnancy.
Kyle Yeomans
Was there good news or bad news?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Not bad news. Not unexpected. I had to think for a second because Tyler Guyton, he's trending in the right direction, but he didn't practice yesterday.
Josh Rodriguez
That doesn't seem.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And don't say the two numbers while I'm doing this. Please don't.
Kyle Yeomans
But actions speak louder than words.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah, basically. So he was off to the side with Brit Brown doing rehab work yesterday. So I said, please don't say the numbers.
Kyle Yeomans
We didn't say 6, 0.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Okay.
Can't work under these circumstances. But no, he was off to the side doing rehab work with Brit Brown and Jack Sam Born. So we'll see if Tyler Guy can get in practice today. If he doesn't practice today, then I'm concerned about, you know, his availability against the Vikings. But going into yesterday's practice, Jerry Jones, Stephen Jones, Brian Schottenheimer, they all sounded optimistic about his chances. So put a pin in that one. That's why I paused because I don't know if they're just giving him another day or if there's actually something here that could, you know, turn his needle in the wrong direction. Don't know. We'll see.
Isaiah Stanback
How often do you think Brit Brown has to change out those bands?
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's a.
Kyle Yeomans
Every couple years, probably.
Patrick Nosi Walker
It's A question.
Kyle Yeomans
I don't think it needs to be like a yearly thing.
Isaiah Stanback
It's definitely more frequent than that.
Patrick Nosi Walker
You think?
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
I mean, those are high quality.
Isaiah Stanback
They are high quality. That'd be your. Ask that question next time you see them.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Just ask Rip Brown if.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah. How frequently do you have to change.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Your bank and dance?
Kyle Yeomans
I'll.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I'll see.
Kyle Yeomans
I'll see what we can figure out on that one. I feel like that's an easy. Like two years is probably what I would think.
Isaiah Stanback
What if he's never changed them? Maybe.
Kyle Yeomans
Maybe so. It's quality equipment.
Josh Rodriguez
Switch out the band.
Kyle Yeomans
They don't pay. They don't pay. The truth or the the. For the cheap ones they don't pay for. Just like the ones you get at Walmart.
Patrick Nosi Walker
They don't cheap.
Isaiah Stanback
I feel like those are the same exact bands for the last 30 years.
Josh Rodriguez
Maybe the bands are different here.
Patrick Nosi Walker
They don't cheap out. All right. So the only other player who did not participate in practice was Malik Hooker. But that was not injury related. That was due to a personal reason. I'll check to see if he's expected to be back today. But again, good news is. Is injury issue. Hopefully everything's fine on the personal front.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And he can get back to practice this week. Other than those two guys, everyone else practiced in some capacity. Here's the good news. Jadevion Clowney was back at practice.
Isaiah Stanback
Yes, Scott.
Josh Rodriguez
Golf clap. I like those words.
Kyle Yeomans
There you go.
Isaiah Stanback
Yes.
Patrick Nosi Walker
This is going to give you a little bit more. More of a golf clap, if not a little bit more. CD Lamb was back at practice.
Isaiah Stanback
Yes. Dread heads are back.
Josh Rodriguez
I like this report.
Isaiah Stanback
Dread heads are back.
Patrick Nosi Walker
CD Lamb, he is still in concussion protocol at the moment. He is passing the benchmarks. Brian Schottenheimer said that he only had, quote unquote, one or two more benchmarks to pass in order to clear concussion protocol. I can tell you the eye test yesterday looked good on CD lam. The eye test looked good on CD lam. Yesterday. He was participating in the individual drills portion of practice during media availability. He was running at full speed. He was in good spirits. He was kind of bopping to the music. He was high fiving coaches and players. So looks like CD Lamb is exactly where he needs to be. So as long as he can clear this final benchmark or two, I expect that he will take the field against the Minnesota Vikings. So that is absolutely huge. So.
Josh Rodriguez
So that's. You're reporting that he will be on the field? Is that what you just said?
Patrick Nosi Walker
I'm reporting that if he clears the final one or two benchmarks, then he will be on the field. And I'm also reporting that he looked good yesterday in moving around and his good spirits and going full speed through his routes. Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
If you had a dodgeball game tonight, would you feel comfortable picking up CD Lamb and playing tonight?
Patrick Nosi Walker
No dodgeball because somebody might throw a wrench at it. If you can dodge a wrench. If you caught the reference, you caught the reference. Those are the good. That's the good news. Should even Clowny back at practice. It was a limited capacity, but back at practice nonetheless, he's trending in the right direction. CD Lamb still in concussion protocol, but full speed and individual drills. He is trending toward playing as well. He just needs to clear protocol in order to do so. Sivone Revel. He was limited in practice. Practice yesterday. Something I keep an eye on. I spoke with Sivone yesterday in the locker room after practice and he said he's just dealing with some soreness. He told me that he. I don't. I didn't catch this in film. He said that he banged his knee on the, on the turf in Detroit making one of those tackles. So. Yeah, so he said he's just dealing with a little bit of soreness there, which is why he was limited yesterday. So not to say that he won't play, but keep an eye on that because it feels like if he does, maybe that answers the question yesterday as far as like they kind of scale back on the. The rep count on him. So we'll see.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
But just draw a circle around that and that's. That's something to watch. Now from a Minnesota Vikings injury report, two notables did not practice yesterday for the Minnesota Vikings. One being offensive tackle Christian Dasal, dealing with a knee issue. Something to keep an eye on. And TJ Hawkinson, kind of a big. Kind of a big deal.
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Patrick Nosi Walker
Dealing with a shin injury. He did not participate yesterday. I either. So from Minnesota report shin.
Kyle Yeomans
Shin.
Isaiah Stanback
Shin injury.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah. Usually they would just put like a leg or a lower body or something.
Isaiah Stanback
Like I've ever heard of shin being on a.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's quite. It is quite specific. Now that you mentioned shin splints suck. I've never.
Isaiah Stanback
Maybe that's what never worn them.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Never had. Bro.
Josh Rodriguez
Try to jog one time.
Colin Coward
Bro.
Josh Rodriguez
Immediate.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Terrible. I'm good. Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
Me and my sister have gone through those a couple times.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Volleyball.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Josh Rodriguez
I'm actually Disney adult syndrome, by the way.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I tell you. I walk around Disney adult city.
Josh Rodriguez
I've not seen that. It's like people going to Disney for the first time that, like, are really into it. They're having trouble walking around. God. Nevermind. Maybe not go there.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I tell you what, as much track as I ran in yesterday, bro, I was actually blessed to have never suffered shin splints.
Isaiah Stanback
Really?
Patrick Nosi Walker
I've had ankles.
Isaiah Stanback
That's how I know that you ran on good tracks. See, we ran on. We ran on concrete with dirt thrown over the top of me. Everybody had shin splits.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I would like anyone in the chat that happens to be from the west side of Savannah, Georgia, to chime in on Isaiah's allegation.
Josh Rodriguez
You guys have never ran a little elm track. Okay, guys, now, now, I don't believe.
Kyle Yeomans
That you actually ran track. Now I think you're. Now I think you're just making.
Isaiah Stanback
Our track was so bad, if it rained, you would have thought we were running a steeple race, bro.
That's how much water I ran track. So much water was on our track.
Patrick Nosi Walker
But no, seriously, I don't know if it's just preparation because really, I don't know. I know shin splints is. Is a. Is an impact.
Kyle Yeomans
I've been on your old track.
Isaiah Stanback
No, no, no, no. Beamers. That's the new version, bro. Yeah, yeah. Beamer's been there, but I was there. Yeah, you were there, but that is new. That is freaking amazing. Before, bro, it was straight concrete jungle.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Okay, so then, you know, just like back when. Yeah, right between practices, when you're at home, when you're on the block, you kick. Yeah. Corner to corner. Barefoot.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
On the street. Yeah. And all of that. And I still was blessed to not have shin splints. Now, I will say I had plenty of other impact injuries. Ankles, knees. That's why I have at least one bad knee right now. But shin splints. Never had them, never want them. But I heard the horror stories. You can have that. You can have that, bro.
Kyle Yeomans
I love how we got to this off of talking about.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah, we're not. We're not saying TJ Hawkins.
Kyle Yeomans
It's like we back in West Georgia.
Patrick Nosi Walker
We're not saying he has shins.
Isaiah Stanback
All that we know is that his shin is on the injury report.
Patrick Nosi Walker
His shin is on the injury report. So keep an eye on that because T.J. hawkinson is dealing with something. So even if he can go, he'll be less than 100%. But Cowboys fans probably don't subscribe too much to that because didn't Jamir Gibbs just. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
So the Monroe Brown.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Oh yeah, yeah. So. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh Rodriguez
Melvin says they need to be investigated. The Lions do. St. Brown wasn't injured at all.
Kyle Yeomans
Or your linebackers, I mean it's usually the opposite. It's usually the opposite.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Or you play 85% of the time. Yeah. Or you just let him cook.
Isaiah Stanback
This is a five o', clock so.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah, there you go. News and notes injury report for both teams.
Isaiah Stanback
That's good.
Kyle Yeomans
Let's preview the Cowboys defense going up against the Minnesota offense and what they've done today or going into this week rather. There's one quarterback in the NFL right now that is registered and above the threshold of, of being considered in the statistical categories. Right. That has more interceptions than he does touchdowns. Would you like to take a guess on who that is?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nine.
Kyle Yeomans
And you know, you know how many passing touchdowns he's had this year?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nine.
Kyle Yeomans
You know how many interceptions more than nine? Ten. He's had. He's had 10 interceptions. What have you seen from J.J. mcCarthy this season?
Josh Rodriguez
Oh my goodness. Inconsistency. I mean you saw a guy that's full of confidence early on in the season. Uh, but that kind of dropped off pretty quickly after that Monday night opener. I guess for them.
At Least for me, JJ McCarthy is not what they wanted him to be. He has no chemistry at all with JJ over there. JJ and JJ are not having their chemistry. Like that big fact that Kyle put up yesterday on the dot com.
Kyle Yeomans
Should I read that big fact?
Josh Rodriguez
Please.
Kyle Yeomans
From yesterday.
Josh Rodriguez
It is Isaiah on the dot com.
Kyle Yeomans
It's pretty wild.
Isaiah Stanback
It is on the.
Josh Rodriguez
Thank you.
Kyle Yeomans
Appreciate it. Yeah. I said JJ to JJ just isn't working out of the quarterback to wide receiver duos this season. With at least 40 targets, the combo of JJ McCarthy and Justin Jefferson rank dead last in passer rating.
Patrick Nosi Walker
What was the.
Josh Rodriguez
The. The name of the. The last guy you just named Justin Jefferson.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Ah.
Josh Rodriguez
And the. Really bad so far, right?
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, he hasn't. I mean he's putting up career low numbers in every major category but he's.
Josh Rodriguez
Always had a consist quarterback that has given him the numbers that he's had so far in his career. Right.
Rob Gronkowski
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
Pretty much doesn't matter who up until now.
Josh Rodriguez
Huh.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Night.
Kyle Yeomans
I mean he had Sam Darnold last year which was kind of a crazy luck thing.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
Kyle Yeomans
And then before that it was. It was Kirk Cousins. Yeah, you're right. Probably not luck, but people didn't expect Sam Darnold, let me say unexpected surprise.
Isaiah Stanback
Run that one back.
Josh Rodriguez
It's a bit of a Surprise.
Isaiah Stanback
Okay.
Kyle Yeomans
All right, Mr. Seattle, chill out, dog. I know you got 10 wins. Chill out. But when it comes to JJ, to JJ, 45 passer rating when he is being targeted this year, out of 98 duos that have at least 40 targets dead last, the next closest one, next lowest, I guess I should say, is Geno Smith to Jacoby. And speaking of Seattle, Geno Smith to Jacobi Myers with the Raiders, and they had a 54.1. So it's like a considerable gap in between how bad J.J. mcCarthy has been while throwing the football to Justin Jefferson.
Josh Rodriguez
I mean, that clearly indicates that Justin Jefferson has regressed in some way. Right?
Patrick Nosi Walker
He's washed.
Josh Rodriguez
Washed, possibly.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I think that's what, that's what the kids nowadays would say, this is scary.
Josh Rodriguez
You're gonna say, by the way, I'm joking. Justin Jefferson is.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That dude is a monster.
Josh Rodriguez
But, and I say at the quarterback, I say all of that in the same context of this is the Dallas Cowboys defense so far this season has been a get right game for a lot of offenses. And I don't want that to start clicking. I don't want nine to start coming out out of nowhere.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Gross.
Josh Rodriguez
I don't want to see it.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I don't see. I.
I'm concerned about Justin Jefferson. I'm not concerned about JJ McCarthy because when you look at number one, availability has been an issue for him. But now that he's available for them, like you said, inconsistency. But he's actually consistently bad. You know what I mean? So even in the 31 points that they hung on the Washington Commanders last week, yeah, J.J. mcCarthy, he had three touchdowns. But go back and look at that stat line. As far as his passing yards, I don't think he broke 200 passing yards in that game, if I'm not mistaken.
Kyle Yeomans
Probably not.
Patrick Nosi Walker
So where you go?
Kyle Yeomans
I got it right here.
Isaiah Stanback
You got it?
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah. He had 163.
Patrick Nosi Walker
There you go. Didn't even sniff 200 passing yards.
Kyle Yeomans
So you see that they only threw it 23 times. It's not like they're giving him the keys to the car.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nor should they. Because something I referenced yesterday on the back end of QB vision was that in the losses, the defense for the Vikings are still holding teams to less than 26 points a game. You should be winning those games most of those games anyway. But each one of those games are losses because McCarthy and or whoever, whomever at the time was the quarterback. They've been averaging under 13 points a game. Offensively, that is a abysmal that, that's what.
Isaiah Stanback
Now listen.
Trash.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's exactly what that is.
Isaiah Stanback
I can tell you who's not trash. You guys already mentioned one name.
Kyle Yeomans
Justin Jeff Jefferson.
Isaiah Stanback
You guys know who else is not trash?
Josh Rodriguez
Oh, God.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He met Shinster.
Kyle Yeomans
I like Jordan Addison.
Isaiah Stanback
Oh, I like him.
Kyle Yeomans
I think he's really, you know who.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah, all those guys are not trash, but Kevin OConnell is not trash.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Oh yeah.
Josh Rodriguez
I thought he was the QB whisperer though.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He's.
Isaiah Stanback
I think he'll figure he's met his match.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Can't whisper to that.
Can't whisper to that. Listen, gotta get live.
Isaiah Stanback
Kevin o', Connell, when I turn on his film, his offense is nice.
Kyle Yeomans
Dude, I've always been a fan.
Isaiah Stanback
Hey, listen, his offense is nice. I'm talking about all aspects from formations to running to run game to the scheme. Running scheme. The past concepts are, are immaculate. Like this dude. If you. Like we saw last year what happens when you give him a quarterback that's capable and obviously you're seeing the opposite this year, but he is a freaking dude. Now, I know we don't typically talk about coaches. We typically talk about the. Glad you're going to see on the field.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
The man who's calling the plays.
Kyle Yeomans
I think this is a well coached team.
Isaiah Stanback
He's a freaking dude.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah. The coaching is nothing.
Rob Gronkowski
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
Because Flores on the defensive side does a Good job and O' Connell on the one on the.
Isaiah Stanback
It's not Justin Jefferson.
Patrick Nosi Walker
No.
Isaiah Stanback
It's not T.J. hawkinson. It's not Aaron Jones.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nope.
Isaiah Stanback
It's not Jordan Addison. It's not Madison.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Nope.
Isaiah Stanback
It's process of elimination.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Right.
Isaiah Stanback
I just named nine guys.
Kyle Yeomans
Close to.
Josh Rodriguez
About the nine that would have been a bar.
Isaiah Stanback
But so, so we say all that. At least I say all that to say if for whatever reason the, the light bulb comes on for him, it can get ugly because he has the weapons and he has a heck of a coach that's calling a great game plan. So yes, we're. At least I'm. I can stand for what I'm saying, like in terms of him not being very good so far in his career, it's not because of lack of talent around him. It's not for lack of coaching, it's not for lack of scheme, it's not for lack of protection. He just hasn't been good. So if he remotely like wakes up and takes some Tasman and clicks, even remotely it. Listen, this is a team that you better put some respect on because you're really just missing that one element. It's not like you're, oh, we suck there. We're kind of weak there, too. No, no, this is. This is like, if he figures it out, if they figure anything out with him, they can be really good offense.
Josh Rodriguez
What have they not figured out, though? What is it about his timing?
Isaiah Stanback
His timing is trash. His ball location is trash. His, you know, velocity is nowhere near. I saw it in college. I don't know what everybody was talking about coming into the league, but his velocity is not good at all.
Kyle Yeomans
And they're trying to take a step up in that regard because last week he had a career high or a career low in terms of time to throw. They're trying to get the ball out of his hands quick. So that way he makes. Even if he does make a mistake, it's a lesser of a mistake. It's not the downfield perceptions where he's. When you're lacking in velocity, you're giving me a segue. And that's.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's.
Kyle Yeomans
That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to take the ability to make mistakes out of Mike or not Mike McCarthy, J.J. mcCarthy's hands. That's what they're trying to do.
Isaiah Stanback
So when you, when you have a lack of velocity, when you have a lack of accuracy.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
The best thing to do is to stretch is quick passes. Right. Because that's the best way to increase your receiving percentage, increase your passing percentage. Like, those are the things that you can do to help out your quarterback. This isn't because he's receiving pressure. This is not. That's not the reason why they're making this change. Typically, coaches shorten up the routes, shorten up the scheme.
Kyle Yeomans
If your offensive line.
Isaiah Stanback
If your offensive line is not good. Right. Or. Or you just. Yeah, mainly if your offensive line is not good or they're not black, you know, blocking very well.
Josh Rodriguez
Right.
Isaiah Stanback
Or you're getting pressure. That's not the case.
Josh Rodriguez
All of those things.
Isaiah Stanback
All of those things. But hardly ever in this league do you ever see coaches make that adjustment to their scheme because their quarterback's inability to throw the ball beyond 15 yards and to throw the ball accurately.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I would not blitz J.J. mcCarthy.
Isaiah Stanback
I wouldn't either.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And I love that Kyle set this up for me. Okay. The Vikings do want to get the ball out of his hands quickly. This is one of the weird instances where I'm completely fine with not sending a plus one, especially if you get your Davion Clowney, get your pressure with your front four. But Kyle intimates something very clear Important when it comes to J. McCarthy, the more time he has in the pocket, the less likely he's going to make the completion. Yep.
Josh Rodriguez
Yikes.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And that's not only backed up by film, but I just, I was curious so I looked it up on Next Gen Stand.
Kyle Yeomans
It was also that way in Michigan too.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Agreed. Agreed. Don't talk about, sorry, Michigan. Do it. I almost went there. I'm not going.
Isaiah Stanback
I had to backpedal because.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah, I'm not going there. But yeah, okay. So per Next Gen stats, three things jump out that support this point. As far as Mike McCarthy, the longer he has back there to make the throw, the more likely he's going to mess this up. Right. It's crazy. It was wild because typically it should be the other way around. You want to speed his clock up, but actually you want to slow his clock down because he's going to make a mistake.
Isaiah Stanback
He has an inverse relationship.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He really just does.
Josh Rodriguez
So.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Next gen stats, JJ McCarthy has completed just 72% of his passes to open targets. An open target as defined by a receiver who has three or more yards of separate.
Isaiah Stanback
Oh brother.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Hit me with the sound. Oh brother, this guy stinks. So when a receiver has three or more. Oh brother, this guy stinks. He is only hitting them less than three quarters of the time. Okay.
Josh Rodriguez
Dangerous territory right now.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I know. That's the lowest in the NFL last week, didn't he? Yeah, that's the lowest in the NFL ahead of only one other quarterback. Would you like to know who that quarterback was?
Kyle Yeomans
Gino Smith?
Patrick Nosi Walker
No. Anthony Richardson.
Kyle Yeomans
Oh, interesting. Wow.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Another stat that goes to the drive. Yeah. Cause God, that's awful.
Kyle Yeomans
I mean, they did the same thing. They went and got Philip Rivers.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Oh yeah, he looks like he's been.
Isaiah Stanback
Sitting on the couch.
Kyle Yeomans
He has been sitting on the couch.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Defenses are opting to not blitz JJ McCarthy this season and they're allowing him to. And they're dropping back with seven or more defenders in coverage when they do that. J.J. mcCarthy has the lowest completion rate in the entire NFL at 56%.
Isaiah Stanback
So what you're saying is we need a one man rush and 56% and.
Patrick Nosi Walker
The second and the second fewest yards per attempt at five and a half yards. This is the most upside down shouts out to stranger things. This is the most upside down thing I've seen in football in a long time.
Isaiah Stanback
I.
Patrick Nosi Walker
We're literally telling you that J.J. mcCarthy, if you allow him time to throw the ball, he'll mess it up. And. But if you, if you get on him quickly pressure wise, he might make the completion.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah, there's no season gonna be screaming from the press box.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Don't touch.
Leave him alone.
Josh Rodriguez
Prevent defense all game. Seriously, just prevent defense.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Just leave him alone. The film and the stats, the Scouting report on JJ McCarthy is if you leave him alone. Yeah, he'll throw you the ball.
Kyle Yeomans
He's gonna give you a chance.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
All right. When we come back on Talking Cowboys, we're gonna talk about the rest of the weapons though, on the Minnesota side and then how Dallas matches up defensively. And don't worry, lab coat coming up a little bit later as well. More Talking Cowboys right after this.
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How's it going? You see that Cowboys game? Oh, I watched. Been seeing some good things. Totally. They have some talent.
Isaiah Stanback
Yup.
Kyle Yeomans
Some great talent.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And they got some fight. Hoping this is the year. Me too. Oh, I'm Cody, by the way.
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Nice to meet you, Travis. Go Cowboys. Go Cowboys.
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Patrick Nosi Walker
Thing of chicken wings.
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And I can't believe we're staging a comeback.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Touchdown.
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Isaiah Stanback
Nosy Walker.
Kyle Yeomans
Josh Rodriguez.
Josh Rodriguez
Isaiah.
Kyle Yeomans
Stand back, Chris. Hello in the back. I'm Kyle Yeomans. Isaiah. Just because we brought him up in the last segment. You are 41, correct?
Isaiah Stanback
I am 41 years old. Nowitzki year.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
There you go. What was the name? Rice. Three point shooter.
Patrick Nosi Walker
No. Who?
Kyle Yeomans
Okay, 41.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Rice.
Kyle Yeomans
Rice, yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
Used to play for Miami Heat back in the day.
Kyle Yeomans
You're talking about Allen. Ray Allen Rice?
Patrick Nosi Walker
I'm.
Kyle Yeomans
I'm gonna.
Josh Rodriguez
Maybe. Dirk. Maybe.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, let's just stick with.
Isaiah Stanback
Okay.
Kyle Yeomans
That's a good idea. I'm interested to see who you're talking about Glenn Rice. Oh, okay.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Glenn Rice. There you go.
Isaiah Stanback
Remember the first name?
Patrick Nosi Walker
You should have said Charlotte.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah, I remember Miami, Dad.
Kyle Yeomans
I don't know.
Isaiah Stanback
Are you kidding me?
Rob Gronkowski
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Glenn Rice.
Isaiah Stanback
You type M's name on Google.
Patrick Nosi Walker
The first Glenn Rice from Miami.
Isaiah Stanback
Glenn Rice, the first Miami Heat.
Kyle Yeomans
I love how it's. It has his last season 3.7.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Glenn rice. Charlotte.
Kyle Yeomans
It's like from 03.
Isaiah Stanback
Let's go with Dirk.
Josh Rodriguez
He goes, Dirk. He's like, you know what? Actually I'm going Glenn Rice.
Isaiah Stanback
I'm going Keon Hall.
Kyle Yeomans
I'll give credit where credit is due, by the way. The entire chat is just spamming Glenn.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
So look, they know Ball.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Melvin Allen, Keith, all of you guys.
Josh Rodriguez
James Bu fan.
Patrick Nosi Walker
But you can. You can't. For you that nobody knows Glenn Rice.
Isaiah Stanback
From Miami, I would say my first.
Kyle Yeomans
Thought would be Charlotte.
Isaiah Stanback
Charlotte.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's where he made his career.
Kyle Yeomans
That's okay.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's Glenn Rice, grandmama.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Josh Rodriguez
Okay.
Isaiah Stanback
What Sha.
Kyle Yeomans
But those guys know Ball. I do.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Are you.
Isaiah Stanback
So you don't. You don't go back to. To Orlando?
Josh Rodriguez
Orlando Magic?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
I don't know.
Patrick Nosi Walker
LA is the Shack. You remember. Orlando is the Shack that brought.
Kyle Yeomans
Started it all.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That he. That's what made Shaq. But what made Shaq a Hall of Famer. Hold on, hold on.
Kyle Yeomans
You're saying. You're saying Shaq is who la.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He said, when you think of Shaq, what do you. What's the first thing you think of?
Isaiah Stanback
Kyle's like Phoenix.
You know.
Patrick Nosi Walker
First thing you think of is LA.
Kyle Yeomans
I think of him being a DJ.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Hey, Shaq, fool.
Josh Rodriguez
Talking Cowboys starts at 9. 31.
Isaiah Stanback
I know.
Kyle Yeomans
All right, continuing our. Our Cowboys defense versus the Minnesota offenses preview. Outside of JJ McCarthy, tell me a little bit about the others out there. Remember, you hear about. Speaking of basketball terms, you hear about the others that are there that are going to make a big impact on the game, on the game and on the team. Offensively, offensively, for them, I mean, they've got some dudes.
Isaiah Stanback
They got some dudes. Justin Jefferson, obviously arguably the best receiver in the game. Arguably. Because you have a guy here that's in that conversation as well. So does Cincinnati. Jordan Addison, really good. Jalen Naylor, really good. All three of their receivers, they have a solid receiving core.
Josh Rodriguez
Jalen Naylor, is that one of those guys against the Cowboys that typically is going to kill you, you know what I'm saying? Like one of those yak guys that it's like.
Isaiah Stanback
Yeah.
Josh Rodriguez
How is he open? How Is he that wide open? He's gonna hurt you.
Isaiah Stanback
I really like their core.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Obviously.
Isaiah Stanback
They have three guys that I really, really trust, and they all present different problems.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
And then you go to the tight end, T.J. hawkinson. He's tried and true. Obviously, everybody knows that. He's a solid tight end. Like, when you think about tight ends, he's a. He's a real one. Block. He can stand there, he can block, he can run routes, he can post you up in the red zone. He does all the things. And Aaron Jones just continues to find a way to stay in the league.
Josh Rodriguez
A guy you don't want to see back at. AT&T Stadium.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, he always has my good.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Every time. Yeah, man.
Josh Rodriguez
You know, he was a free agent.
Kyle Yeomans
We need to start him in fantasy.
Josh Rodriguez
He was a free agent.
Kyle Yeomans
Damn.
Isaiah Stanback
He was actually on Good Morning Football with us. He's good. That's a good dude. He's really cool guy. So he's a good dude. He's a good player. Jordan Mason, his backup.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah.
Isaiah Stanback
You guys remember his time when he was in San Francisco? Really good. He took advantage of the opportunity. When McCaffrey went out, he stepped in, balled out, and then went and signed with Minnesota and found himself in another backup role. But he's a dude, even at the two second. Second on the depth chart. And then they're. Fullback.
Josh Rodriguez
C.J. ham.
Isaiah Stanback
Oh, he goes first of all, what. What a. What a last name for a fullback? Yeah, he just goes, ham, you about to go home.
Josh Rodriguez
But he.
Isaiah Stanback
You don't want to meet him. You do not want to meet him. He's the last guy that you want to meet when. When the hole opens up and you have to come downhill and try to try to go out there and hit somebody. Last guy you want to see. Because C.J. ham, there's not that many fullbacks in the league.
Out of the fullbacks that are in the league, he's one of the ones that you don't want to see.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah. Like, he's one of the better ones.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He's.
Isaiah Stanback
He's physical as heck. Like, it's not a fullback that's just on your team to be on special teams. Like, this dude will hit your face mask off the rails.
Patrick Nosi Walker
What?
Kyle Yeomans
Why'd you say that last part? A fullback that's on your team just to be on special teams. You referencing somebody?
Isaiah Stanback
Not at all.
Kyle Yeomans
You saying anybody's name here?
Isaiah Stanback
Not at all.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Kyle.
Isaiah Stanback
Talking about nothing.
Josh Rodriguez
You're talking about a jab, if you will.
Kyle Yeomans
Kind of felt like there was like A little, little sideways shot there.
Josh Rodriguez
Being coy, Isaiah, you're having a fullback.
Isaiah Stanback
Might as well use them for fullback things.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Whoa.
Kyle Yeomans
And Minnesota does that.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Feels like shots.
Isaiah Stanback
Minnesota definitely does that.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Feels like shots.
Kyle Yeomans
Kevin o' Connell does that.
Isaiah Stanback
Kevin o'. Connell, Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
I can attest to this. Or you can talk to my wife and she can attest to this. This is going to be something you guys give me flack for for a long time. There are two coaches that when I'm at home and we're watching football that I just gush over like, just man crush, straight up. I love these two guys, Kyle Shanahan and Kevin o'. Connell. Those are the two dudes in the NFL because they're, they're freaking smart as hell.
Isaiah Stanback
They are.
Kyle Yeomans
And they, they know how to run a team.
Isaiah Stanback
Yes, they do.
Kyle Yeomans
And so I, I feel like there's a lot of guys in the league that are good at one or the other. They, they are either good leaders or they're really good X's and O's wise. And those guys are good at both of them and they, they get people to rally around them and I think Kevin O' Connell does that. This would be a 10 win team if they had a good quarterback.
Isaiah Stanback
Oh, easily.
Kyle Yeomans
This would be a 10 win team if they had a quarterback. So they don't.
Isaiah Stanback
This is my question. This is my question. Because there is a chance that, that J.J. mcCarthy can wake up and, and have it.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Absolutely.
Josh Rodriguez
Especially against Cowboys.
Isaiah Stanback
There's a, there's a, there's a chance that he could just wake up and ball out that day.
Kyle Yeomans
Hopefully that's only really in year one. Yes. He's two years in the league. He got injured last year, didn't really play and watched and learned Saul Sam Darnold do what he did throughout the year. So he's basically a rookie.
Isaiah Stanback
Yep.
Kyle Yeomans
So there's going to be growth in there.
Isaiah Stanback
So you, if, if, if he shows up that, let's expect him to show up and ball out. Okay, sure. What's your approach defensively? Being that these guys are so well rounded across the board?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Well, if for whatever reason he completely bucks this trend that we're seeing as far as if you give him more time, he will mess up. If he bucks that, then send the horses, then you send the blitz because you need to do whatever you need to knock him off his spot, whatever the spot might be.
Josh Rodriguez
So if his, his mental spot.
Isaiah Stanback
Right.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Or, or physical, because if he is uncomfortable sitting in the pocket for a long period of time and making those plays we just talked about. He only completes 73% to receivers who are have three plus yards of separation.
Isaiah Stanback
Right.
Patrick Nosi Walker
So if that's what makes him uncomfortable, let that happen. Don't. That's what I'm saying. It's a weird dynamic. Right. However, if you see him back there taking advantage of this extra time, then disrupt that, like find the discomfort, whatever that might be.
Isaiah Stanback
So by bringing pressure, typically you're going to be lesser on the back end when they have very viable receivers.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's, that's why it works in your favor to not send your plus one. That's, that's the key.
Josh Rodriguez
You need the coverage.
Patrick Nosi Walker
You need the coverage against that core that you're talking about. And it helps that he doesn't excel when not pressured Anyway. So the, the formula is ready made. Just have your seven, you know, DBs and then tell your front four. Get pressure, to just get pressure organically. You do it that way. Film scouting numbers say that McCarthy will, will blow this game. Now, Cowboys defense has been a get right game.
Josh Rodriguez
Yeah.
Patrick Nosi Walker
So if, if we expect, let's, let's say hypothetically, if McCarthy goes out there in the first quarter, you know where the Cowboys are currently being outscored 42 to 109 in the first quarter. Good God. If whatever reason you see that happening, flip the script. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Josh Rodriguez
I think at least outside looking in from our purview, this would be the game for Logan Wilson to really make his debut as a starter for the Cowboys.
Patrick Nosi Walker
In my opinion, he's still here.
Josh Rodriguez
Logan Wilson is.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He's employed here, right?
Josh Rodriguez
He is employed. He ain't taking many snaps, I'll say that. But if you're going to have him take the majority of the snaps over a K9, let's just say hypothetically, if that's what they want to do, this is the game to do it.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Question.
Isaiah Stanback
Just because I don't, I feel, I'm not looking at the chat, but I feel as if our family isn't understanding how much of a threat these are. This skill set position is.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I think, I think they know, if nothing else, they know Justin Jefferson isn't able.
Isaiah Stanback
All right, so let's ask this question then. Is this the most well rounded. Is this in the top three of the most well rounded offensive skill positions that we face this year?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Top three. Yes.
Josh Rodriguez
If you combine wide receivers, tight quarterback out of it, running backs. Yeah, absolutely.
Isaiah Stanback
Running backs, tight ends, wide receivers.
Josh Rodriguez
Yes, yes. Top three.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Top three.
Isaiah Stanback
That's what I want people to understand.
Josh Rodriguez
Dangerous. If they get a corner.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I want.
Isaiah Stanback
That's what I want people to understand. Like, to me, this is number three.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Who's two and who's one?
Isaiah Stanback
I think that obviously. Philly. Philly Philly's in there.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And then the one that just. Chicago. Chicago.
Kyle Yeomans
Chicago's up there. That was kind of. The other one.
Josh Rodriguez
I would say Detroit.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Detroit. I was gonna say.
Isaiah Stanback
They might be four.
Patrick Nosi Walker
The one that just.
Isaiah Stanback
That's 44.
Kyle Yeomans
I was.
Josh Rodriguez
I was with a healthy Laporta, but.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, exactly.
Patrick Nosi Walker
LaPorte might have been 55.
Isaiah Stanback
I think I put them at 4, 3 or 4. Chicago and them are interchangeable to me. I. I'll put them ahead of Chicago, so I'll put them.
Josh Rodriguez
But you.
Kyle Yeomans
You put them ahead. I'm just going to start Philly here. Arizona, yes. Easy. Kansas City. They have the quarterback.
Isaiah Stanback
Yes.
Kyle Yeomans
They don't have the.
Isaiah Stanback
The receivers. Don't amaze me.
Kyle Yeomans
Raiders, no. Broncos, maybe.
Isaiah Stanback
No receivers, no.
Kyle Yeomans
JK do. I mean, they put up 44 on.
Patrick Nosi Walker
You in comparison, you.
Kyle Yeomans
That's what I'm saying everybod.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Detroit Vikings. Taking the quarterback out of these.
Isaiah Stanback
Philly.
Kyle Yeomans
Detroit.
Isaiah Stanback
Philly. Detroit vikings.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Packers.
Kyle Yeomans
Trey McBride.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah. Packers are more than Sally Billy.
Isaiah Stanback
Detroit Vikings for me.
Kyle Yeomans
Philly, Detroit Vikings over Chicago. I don't.
Isaiah Stanback
Chicago's right. I think when I think about holistically, I'm gonna put Chicago right at 4.
Patrick Nosi Walker
They've got, I think, the biggest problem for the Cowboys with this. With this offense. Yeah, Justin Jefferson is one of the biggest problems. But. But it's like Josh said, man, until you figure out a way to stop letting Aaron Jones come into AT&T Stadium.
Josh Rodriguez
My goodness.
Patrick Nosi Walker
And. And look like Eric Dickerson every single time. Then you're. You're going to keep losing to whatever team Aaron Jones is playing for every single time.
Josh Rodriguez
He had his best game of the season last week against a defense where he was running up the middle of the entire game. I don't think they're going to be able to do that this week. I really don't. But if they just rely on going to the outside and if you got Kenny Kenneth Murray playing all game, then. Then, yeah, you got a good chance to gain some yards, but they're not going to be able to rely on the inside rush. This.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I will say this. This is different. And you're right. This part is different from when Aaron Jones has faced the Cowboys on the multiple occasions prior. There's one that you could just run up the middle. Now you got Big Q, you got Kenny Clark right there. Solly Osa. Yeah, those guys as a whole need to have a bounce back game. But I like a pissed off Quinn Williams. This was his first loss suffered in the Cowboys uniform and it wasn't a pretty one. 44 points allowed. And when you know, he said after the game after that loss he said we're better than 44 points. I like to hear Quinn and Williams say things like that because it tells me he's pissed off.
Josh Rodriguez
There's some accountability there.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah. And the pissed off Quinn and William.
Isaiah Stanback
I feel like his mad sound like.
Kyle Yeomans
You can tell the more we talk about this the more word cutting into Lab coat.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Oh crap.
Kyle Yeomans
So yeah, let's take our second break. When we come back, there's lab coat. More talking cowboys.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I thought you were going to cut it right there.
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Patrick Nosi Walker
Come on baby. We're gonna. We're gonna talk about this play. It's a different page. We're gonna talk about this Playoffs. Word really quickly. Playoffs. Playoffs. Yeah, I know. I know. Fans are wondering. He no see. Isaiah, Kyle, Josh, what's the path to the playoffs for the Dallas Cowboys? What has to happen? I wrote this in this week's science lab, which will go up on Dallas Cowboys.com.
Within the hour. So make sure you check that out because I'm not going to give you everything that's in that column, but I'll give you two key points. The Cowboys, number one. We all know they have to win out. It is unequivocal. You have zero margin for error. You got to mulligan with the Philadelphia Eagles losing to the Los Angeles Chargers. Take advantage of it. You have to win these next four games point blank period. If you don't, nothing I'm about to say matters. If you do, what I'm about to say will matter. That's how it goes. In addition to winning out, the Cowboys need the Eagles to lose. Turns out not two cow. They need to lose three. Oh, four games. They need to lose three. They have the Raiders coming up. They got the Commanders twice and they got the Buffalo Bills. So I really think they're going to drop the. Drop it against the Buffalo Bills. I think they split with the Commanders. Commanders are looking to play. Spoiler question is, can the Commanders sweep or can the Raiders pull a shocking upset? We'll see. Cowboys also need the Bears to lose. No, I'm. Excuse me. If the Eagles lose three of the next four and the Cowboys went out, you got the NFC East. You got it. That's what you're aiming for. Cool beans.
Josh Rodriguez
I thought it was. Just hold on.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah, no, it says two. I have three here. Why? Double check. Why? Let's see. So let's.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, just double check your math.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Hold on. And I did.
Kyle Yeomans
We're a game and a half back.
Patrick Nosi Walker
We're game and a half back.
Kyle Yeomans
So if they lose two and we.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Win or I wonder if this tie is coming in because I don't.
Kyle Yeomans
That's exactly what. That's what it is.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Three metrics. Yeah, three metrics.
Kyle Yeomans
We're two behind the espn.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Including the ESPN model has them having to lose three. Yeah. No.
Kyle Yeomans
So we'll confirm. I'm looking at the NFL model. I don't think it's right.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Okay, so we have a discrepancy between espn, pff. Model and I think it's brother. So we'll see now.
Kyle Yeomans
But nonetheless, I blame it on espn.
Patrick Nosi Walker
That's fine. You need them to lose at least two, maybe three. We'll see. Y' all look that up now. That'll get you the NFC east title. Okay. Much more difficult path is if the Bears. You need the Bears to lose three out of four. That'll get you a wild card. If you went out and the Bears collapse, then you can get the wild card. But considering the Bears play the Browns next, I think they walk the Browns. You're hoping that. Yeah, no, I'm not actually, because it's the NFL. You're hoping that the Bears can get a bounce back game against the packers and don't allow a sweep by the Packers. Then they go against the 49ers and the Lions. So it's possible that the Bears could lose three of the next four Packers, 49ers, Lions after the Browns. We'll see if that happens. There are two other scenarios that involve the Lions and the 49ers falling backwards. And what they need to do as far as the collapse is concerned to help the Cowboys that you got to check out on Science lab on Dallas Cowboys.com but I am going to double check. Well, not even double quadruple check because I triple checked and I had three different models saying those three.
Kyle Yeomans
Can I. When did you look at it?
Patrick Nosi Walker
At it last night and this morning I pinned this column.
Kyle Yeomans
When was the date from. From when they posted that?
Patrick Nosi Walker
Oh, good question. Well, two, because. Because Monday night. No, no, it was.
Kyle Yeomans
Posted it before Monday I think.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I believe it was Tuesday.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah, it's definitely two games they need to lose.
Isaiah Stanback
Two for sure.
Kyle Yeomans
Even better, if they lose two games, they finish at 10 and 7.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Yeah.
Kyle Yeomans
And if we win out, if the Cowboys went out, then they are 10, 6 and 1. So the tide.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Oh, so there you go. So even better, two games. So Cowboys need seed win four. Yep. Eagles lose two. That gets you to NFC East. Cowboys win four, Eagles don't lose two. You look at the Bears, Bears need to lose three of the last four and it's possible because again, Packers, 49ers, Lions and then you look at where each of those teams, what they're up against when they face the Bears 49ers vying for to stay in the playoff. Lions will be vying for, you know, playoff.
Seating. Right. So. And we know the packers are looking to sweep their rival so they can improve their seating potential. So yeah, we'll see how that goes. Playoffs.
Kyle Yeomans
Could you imagine the scene at AT&T Stadium this weekend if the Raiders who play the the Eagles at noon, end up upsetting Philadelphia at noon on Sunday and then by the time Everybody gets to AT&T Stadium. Dallas has a chance to be a half game out. Like that would be that it would completely change the entire feeling around the building just by a game that happens halfway across the country. It'd be pretty wild if that ends up happening. So go Raiders. Let's go, Las Vegas.
Isaiah Stanback
Come on.
Kyle Yeomans
Get it done, baby.
Patrick Nosi Walker
Pete Carroll do a thing.
Kyle Yeomans
Come on, Pete.
Isaiah Stanback
Help out Brock Bowers. Pete Carroll's trying to get a draft pick, buddy.
Kyle Yeomans
Pete Carroll doesn't tank.
Isaiah Stanback
Oh, no, he would never.
Kyle Yeomans
What are you talking about? That would never happen.
Patrick Nosi Walker
I don't know. Isaiah that information from his guy Peter?
Kyle Yeomans
Nah, he didn't commit to him.
Isaiah Stanback
Pete.
Kyle Yeomans
Pete wanted to recruit him.
Patrick Nosi Walker
He did?
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah. Isaiah said no. Said no. Get your get your workout in today. You might get a call from some of these teams that need a quarterback. You're three years younger than Philip Newton.
Isaiah Stanback
Has something to say about that.
Kyle Yeomans
Yeah. He was like, wait, I'm not available. It's like, no, Cam, you're not. All right for Patrick. No. Josh Rodriguez. Isaiah, stand back. Chris Beam in the back. I'm Kyle Yeoman saying, so long. We'll see you tomorrow with a. Say it with your chest. Friday. Going into this matchup on Sunday against the Vikings. See you later. This has been a production of Dallas Cowboys.com and the Dallas Cowboys Football Club.
Patrick Nosi Walker
How about this, Cowboy?
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There. The last one.
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Podcast: Talkin’ Cowboys
Date: December 11, 2025
Episode Theme: In “Nine Problems,” the crew breaks down the Dallas Cowboys’ matchup against the Minnesota Vikings, with a major focus on the Vikings’ quarterback situation (“Nine” is a tongue-in-cheek reference to rookie QB J.J. McCarthy’s struggles), injury news, and a granular look at how the Cowboys defense matches up with a dangerous but inconsistent Minnesota skill group. The episode is marked by a lively, humorous tone, detailed analysis, and plenty of banter.
(05:38 – 13:53)
(13:57 – 25:50)
(32:17 – 41:26)
(37:00 – 41:26)
(46:27 – 50:51)
Patrick Nosi Walker (22:36):
“I would not blitz J.J. McCarthy… the Vikings do want to get the ball out of his hands quickly. This is one of the weird instances where I'm completely fine with not sending a plus one… The more time he has in the pocket, the less likely he's going to make the completion.”
Patrick Nosi Walker (25:41):
“The film and the stats, the scouting report on JJ McCarthy is if you leave him alone… he'll throw you the ball.”
Isaiah Stanback (19:12):
“Kevin O’Connell, when I turn on his film, his offense is nice… the pass concepts are immaculate.”
Kyle Yeomans (35:42):
“This would be a 10-win team if they had a quarterback.”
The conversation is analytical, witty, and self-aware, mixing detailed football data with frequent diversions and inside jokes. The recurring “Nine/None” theme serves both as an evaluation of Minnesota’s current quarterback issues and a running comedic motif.
Key Takeaway:
The Cowboys face a top-tier supporting cast in Minnesota—on paper an elite challenge—with an outlier of a weak quarterback (“Nine”). Defensive strategy should be coverage-heavy, not blitz-heavy, and Dallas’s playoff hopes, while slim, hinge on perfection and NFC chaos down the stretch.
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