Transcript
Luke Burbank (0:02)
We like different things, and that's okay. Cause we dislike different things.
Andrew Walsh (0:13)
Me and my mom like our eggs
Luke Burbank (0:16)
different way, and that's okay. My mom likes them fried. I like them scrambled with cheese.
Andrew Walsh (0:27)
Tbtl.
Luke Burbank (0:32)
I'm gonna suggest that we have a little constructive talking time. Not long at all. I mean, maybe 10 minutes or. Okay. Or maybe 15 is also good.
Andrew Walsh (0:44)
But it'll be so amazing. You'll love it. It's gonna be the best ever. I love this show. Do I wish our fans were a little more hip? Yes. Do I wish they were a tad more on top of Gene? Absolutely. Do they have a. A confused look in their eyes like a dog that's heard a strange sound? Yeah. But strap that dog to a sled and, baby, you'll be flying across the tundra. Hey, can we get back to the funny?
Luke Burbank (1:16)
All right. Hello, good morning, and welcome, everyone, to a Monday edition of tbtl, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. These aren't the droids you're looking for, but my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm an activist and house party enthusiast coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia on an absolutely gorgeous Monday, May 4th.
Andrew Walsh (1:39)
Oh, ma pa.
Luke Burbank (1:40)
It's just beautiful. It's gonna be another warm day today. Yesterday almost got to 90 degrees here.
Andrew Walsh (1:48)
I'm flying in hot for that hottie.
Luke Burbank (1:51)
Was doing all kinds of yard work, was drinking out of the hose, was washing out my stock tank that I like to sit in on hot days, Filled it up with some clean water, sat in there, enjoyed the live and tweedle out of that sundae. Monday's gonna be nice too, though, and we're excited to be here with you for episode 4719 in a collector series.
Andrew Walsh (2:15)
Let the fun begin.
Luke Burbank (2:18)
Red Lobster has quietly brought back the Endless Shrimp promotion, which maybe wasn't the reason that they were in such financial distress, but it wasn't helping. So they're bringing it back, but doing it in kind of a weird fashion. We've also found out from the Washington Post the exact number of shrimp you need to eat in order to get your money's worth at the Endless Shrimp. So this is some news you can use today. Speaking of questionable ideas, let's take on
