Transcript
Andrew Walsh (0:00)
Before we say goodnight, I just want to take a moment to address any perceptions out there regarding bias in my reporting. In divided times such as these, I'm reminded of one of my great heroes, Walter Cronkite. Because of him, I have the integrity to stay firmly impartial. He gave me a gift I can Never repay. A $25 gift card to coconuts. If only I had used it before all their locations closed. Tbtl. I've seen it coming for years.
Luke Burbank (0:32)
I've warned about it. I hoped with all my heart I.
Andrew Walsh (0:36)
Wouldn'T experience it, I wouldn't see it.
Luke Burbank (0:39)
But it's now here.
Andrew Walsh (0:40)
What's even the point in this frickin podcast? Doesn't even make sense. Why would anybody listen to it?
Luke Burbank (0:46)
I yell at you because I love you.
Andrew Walsh (0:48)
You listen to me because you love me. Is this a weird dynamic?
Luke Burbank (0:53)
Yeah, sure.
Andrew Walsh (0:54)
From the outside.
Luke Burbank (0:54)
You know what, dude? We can make a lot of money on this. If you're making these out of thin air, I mean, there's no overhead.
Andrew Walsh (0:59)
We're gonna be rich.
Luke Burbank (1:00)
Oh, my God.
Andrew Walsh (1:01)
One hundo a day.
Luke Burbank (1:02)
Both hundo a week.
Andrew Walsh (1:05)
That's rich. That's it.
Luke Burbank (1:12)
Well, all right. Hello, good morning, and welcome, everyone, to a Monday edition of tbtl, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Before you stews get busy, my name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
Andrew Walsh (1:23)
Are you sure? Okay.
Luke Burbank (1:25)
Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia. Another beautiful, beautiful day here.
