Transcript
Andrew Walsh (0:00)
So a ghost walks into the bar. And the ghost is like. And the bartender is like, oh, God. Oh, sorry.
Andrew Walsh (0:09)
I.
Andrew Walsh (0:10)
You're a ghost with the sheet. I thought. And the ghost is like, that I'm a racist? And the bartender's like, yeah, you should probably do, like, a printed Stephanie. And the ghost is like, tom. Bartender's like, I haven't seen you since we went on that date all those years ago. What happened? And the ghost is like, I died. And the bartender's like, well, I guess that explains why I never heard back from you. And the ghost is like, oh, well, I. I actually. I actually died, like, a week ago. The bartender's like, it's fine. Water under the bridge. And the ghost is like, that's actually what killed me. The bartender's like, really? And the ghost is like, no, that's just a dumb joke. It was a car accident. And the bartender's like, well, regardless, it's really nice to see you again. The ghost is like, it's nice to see you, too. What do you say I buy us a first round and we catch up like old times? And the bartender says, well, I'd love to, but we don't serve spirits.
Andrew Walsh (1:19)
TBTL Please clap.
Luke Burbank (1:26)
Here's the one zero.
Andrew Walsh (1:28)
Swung on.
Luke Burbank (1:28)
There it goes. Deep left center. That ball is high.
Andrew Walsh (1:31)
That is far. It is gone by cord.
Luke Burbank (1:36)
Wow, you're really good at puzzles. I did them all the time as a kid. As my mom used to say, when you're doing a puzzle, it's like having a thousand friends.
Andrew Walsh (1:44)
It's a 164 with a loop at the hook. Freeze the bars and mute the quarter tones. If it ever feels like we're dragging, we're not. It's just that kind of tune.
Luke Burbank (1:52)
All right, hello, good morning, and welcome, everyone, to a Friday edition of tbtl, the show that just might be too spooky to live. You are boring me to death, and.
Andrew Walsh (2:02)
I am already dead.
Luke Burbank (2:03)
You're boring me back to death. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
