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Welcome to the Tech Brew Ride home for Thursday, February 26, 2026. I'm Brian McCullough. Today nanobanana2 is here already. Nvidia tries to assure everybody there is no bubble. Marc Benioff tries to assure everybody there is no Sasspocalypse. Did Google just do exactly what Apple has been unable to do? And how do you put an old AI model out to pasture? Apparently you give it a substack. Here's what you missed today in the world of tech. Google just rolled out Nanobanana 2 aka Gemini 3.1 flash image with advanced world knowledge and precision text rendering and translation across all of its products. Quoting The Verge Like Nanobanana Pro, the Nanobanana 2 model utilizes real time information, web search images and Gemini's real world knowledge base. Google DeepMind product manager Nayana Raisangani says that this provides more relevant data for creating infographics or diagrams and allows nanobanana2 to render specific subjects more accurately, though examples of such subjects were not provided. Other features inherited from nanobanana Pro include the ability to generate images with accurate, legible text and localized translation. These capabilities previously required a paid subscription to Google AI Pro or Ultra to access in Gemini, but now they'll be expanded to free gemini users and AI mode in Google search. Nanobanana 2 also provides more creative control over generated images compared to the original Nano Banana model. Google says that visual improvements include more vibrant lighting, richer textures and sharper details, alongside the ability to adhere to complex image requests more strictly. The appearance of up to 5 characters and 14 objects can also be maintained more consistently in a single workflow, and users get full control panel over aspect ratios and image resolution ranging from 512 pixels to up to 4K. The new Nanobanana 2 model will replace the option for Nanobanana Pro across the Gemini app's Fast Thinking and Pro generation modes. Google says AI Pro and Ultra subscribers will still be able to access NanoBananaPro for specialized tasks by selecting the 3dot menu on images to regenerate them. The new model is also rolling out to AI mode in search, Google Lens, the Google app and browsers for mobile and desktop alongside being the new default image generation model in Google's AI video tool flow. End quote. Nvidia reported Q4 revenue up 73% year on year to $68.13 billion above the $66.21 billion estimate. Data center revenue was up 75% year on year to 60, $62.3 billion and Nvidia forecasts Q1 revenue above estimates. But quoting Bloomberg, Nvidia's latest sales forecast drew a lukewarm response from investors, signaling that concerns over a potential bubble continue to weigh on the dominant maker of artificial intelligence processors. Shares rose about 1% in pre market trading on Thursday. That came after the chipmaker gave a first quarter outlook that easily beat the average analyst estimate and Nvidia delivered a 73% surge in fourth quarter revenue. Shareholders still have questions over whether the current AI spending wave can sustain growth beyond the next few years and whether Nvidia will remain as dominant as AI shifts from training models to running everyday tasks, analysts at Hargraves Lansdowne said in a note after the results. Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang pushed back on the concerns during Wednesday's call, arguing that customers are already making money from their newly acquired computing power. That's why clients will keep investing at elevated levels, he said. You need compute capacity and that translates directly to growth and that translates directly to revenues, wang said. I'm confident their cash flows are growing. Chief Financial Officer Colette Kress tried to defuse other concerns raised by analysts, including the specter of supply constraints. The company has secured enough components to be able to meet growing demand, she said. It remains a challenge to produce enough of Nvidia's most advanced chips, she told analysts. But the company's current Blackwell lineup and an upcoming successor called Rubin will still beat earlier sales projections, Kress said. Nvidia had previously said that the chips would generate $500 billion by the end of 2026, end quote. During their earnings yesterday. Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff dismissed concerns of a saaspocalypse, saying companies like Anthropic use a lot of SaaS because it just got better with agents. There have been a lot of SaaS CEOs coming out recently making similar pronouncements that they're not dead yet. So I'm going to let this one stand for quoting the FT Salesforce, which sells software as a service to track customer relationships, has faced pressure from investors during a market rout. Spurred by the risk that AI startups such as Anthropic pose to software companies, the group has been pitching its AgentIC AI tool, Agent Force that can take actions on behalf of clients, including handling customer service. If there is a SaaS apocalypse, it may be eaten by the Sasquatch because there are a lot of companies using a lot of SaaS because it just got better with agents, benioff told investors. Anthropic runs its whole operation on Salesforce and Slack. I think every AI company does, he added. The San Francisco based company's shares are down about 27% this year alongside competitors such as Intuit, Workday and ServiceNow. They dropped a further 5% in after hours trading on Wednesday. The soft guidance accompanied mixed fourth quarter earnings with Salesforce reporting revenue increased 12% to $11.2 billion in the three months ending January 31, in line with expectations. Operating Prof. $1.9 billion fell shy of the $2.1 billion, analysts estimated. Agentforce and Data 360. The company's AI products generated annual recurring revenues of $2.9 billion, up from $1.4 billion in the previous quarter. This included $1.1 billion from cloud data business Informatica, which it acquired for $8 billion in late 2025. Salesforce is also wrestling with the pricing model that will underpin its future AI services. Having traditionally focused on a per seat licensing approach, Benio insisted that pricing based on the number of users offers customers predictability. This contrasts with a move towards a consumption based model adopted by some AI startups or an outcome based approach promoted by Sierra, a rival startup set up by former Salesforce CEO Brett Taylor. New York state's attorney general is suing Valve over its use of loot boxes, accusing the game developer of violating gambling laws and threatening to addict children to gambling, quoting Reuters In a complaint filed on Wednesday in a state court in Manhattan, Attorney General Letitia James said Valve's loot boxes amounted to quintessential gambling, violating the state's constitution and penal law. With valuable items often hard to win and many items worth pennies, Loot boxes let players use real money to buy chances to win virtual items such as decorations for characters and weapons in an effort to convey status, James said. Valve gener billions of dollars of revenue by selling keys to open loot boxes, including in one game where the process resembled a slot machine as a wheel whirred through various items before stopping, the attorney general said. Key sales advanced Valve's unusual business model of letting players sell items they won on its virtual marketplace Steam community market and on other marketplaces. Valve's loot boxes are particularly pernicious because they are popular among children and adolescents, according to the complaint. Children introduced to gambling by age 12 are four times more likely to become problem gamblers as adults, the complaint added, citing the Massachusetts Department of Public Health. James is seeking restitution for players, plus a fine of three times Valve's alleged illegal gains End quote. I wanted to note this take from the Verge because I had a similar thought yesterday. Google just announced that Gemini will soon be able to take care of some multi step tasks on your phone, like ordering food or hailing a car. Starting first with the Pixel 10, Pixel 10 Pro and the just announced Samsung Galaxy S26 phones. It all sounds a bit like features Apple announced for Siri way back at the 2024 Worldwide Developers Conference, before Apple delayed those planned features in March 2025, which still aren't released. On stage, Sameer Samat, Google's president of Android, showed off a demo of how Gemini's new agentic features would work to help wrangle a pizza dinner order from his bus group chat. Samat asks Gemini to look at the chat thread and figure out what to order and then make the order with a delivery app on screen. In a pre recorded video, it wasn't live. You can see Gemini figuring out what everyone wants from the group chat and showing that in a window. Then the user via voice requests tells Gemini to complete that order, naming a specific pizzeria. Gemini then clicks through GrubHub to prep the order, all still on screen. When the order is ready, Gemini sends an alert so the user can review it and actually press the submit button. Setting aside that this situation doesn't seem that complicated to do by yourself in the GrubHub app, or even by calling the pizzeria to talk through it with a human. This is a potentially big moment for agentic AI. Google just recently added the ability for Gemini to auto browse for users in Chrome, and being able to do something similar right inside of Android feels like a logical next step. Google clearly wants Gemini to be thought of as a helpful agent or productivity partner, rather than just a chatbot or a series of AI models. Assuming the agentic Gemini features also launch soon like Google is promising, and that Apple doesn't pull a rabbit out of its hat, Google will also beat Apple to the punch on some of its most impressive Apple intelligence demos, also only shown in pre recorded videos from that WWDC 2024 show one feature Apple showed off would have let Siri understand what's on your screen and take action on it, meaning you could ask Siri to add an address from a messages thread to the contact card of that person you're texting with. Apple demoed how Siri would be able to take actions inside of and across apps for you. The company said Siri would even be able to understand your personal context, meaning you could ask it when your mom's flight was landing and the assistant would pull the information from an email and show it to you. There are still many questions about Gemini's new capabilities. Of course they'll need to actually ship. We'll have to try them to see if they are as useful and functional as advertised. Google is calling this initial launch a beta, so there could be some rough edges, and we don't know how many developers will actually let Gemini browse through their apps on behalf of users, which Verge Editor in Chief Nilay Patel likes to call the doordash problem. Google says Gemini will be able to work in select rideshare and food apps. But Google seems to have leapfrogged Apple in a big way, and now Apple has even more to do to catch up. End quote. Close your eyes, exhale, feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.