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On the funniest tech news intro ever. It's not ready. You're not. It's too soon. You're not ready for it yet. Tech news first, maybe later. Be good. Microsoft has heard Windows users loudly saying they don't want an agentic os, but that's clearly because you just don't get it. You're confused. It's okay. Let them explain in their support article, which describes how secure AI agent workspaces will give agents access to shared folders and allow them to work in the background for you, completing tasks while you do other weird human things. Gross. But despite Microsoft's helpful explanation, enthusiasts don't seem to be swayed. No one wants to use an agentic Windows, and so one intrepid writer from the Verge took one for the team and spent a week trying to interact with Copilot the way Microsoft wants us to, and found that Copilot made his computer feel incompetent, projecting it had a crisis of confidence. But apparently it's competent enough to install malware. As Microsoft's own article states, these kinds of agents would still be vulnerable to malicious prompts that may be embedded in emails, documents, or webpages. For some reason, Microsoft seems hell bent on making Windows worse instead of better. Like why not do what this programmer did and turn the OpenGL 3D maze screensaver from Windows 95 into a playable game demo thing?
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What the wait, James, it's your shirt.
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He already did that. But there are so many more screensavers. Do the pipes one next. We have a shirt for that too.
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I didn't even know you were this.
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Lttstore.Com I did that on purpose. Epic Games and Unity are joining forces to let Unity developers publish their games directly inside Fortnite through its Island Discovery system, and in doing so, tap into its creator economy payouts, giving small dev teams instant access to to one of the biggest audiences in gaming. The plan goes along perfectly with Tim Sweeney's vision of Fortnite as an open metaverse, where people can not just play, but live their entire lives as Homer Simpson Avatar who communicates entirely through K Pop inspired emotes.
