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The kingdom of tech doth bring news most urgent from the digital realm. The trebuchets are loaded, the Zuckerberg Approaches Loose the News 23 major news outlets are blocking the Internet archives incredibly useful Wayback Machine from crawling their sights. Because, you know, we cannot in fact have nice things anymore. USA Today just recently used the Wayback Machine to call out ICE for altering detention stats and then immediately block the archival tool from crawling their own site, which is frankly just rude. The news outlets say this is necessary to stop AI crawlers from treating their sites like an all you can scrape buffet. But not all of them are blocking Wayback's crawler. The Guardian's director of business affairs said that the Wayback Machines API is a real AI risk, so they are only going to be blocking that, so maybe don't attack them on social media. Waveax director Mark Graham responded, calling those AI fears unfounded and restating how much effort they put into preventing possible abuses of the crawler. Groups like Fight for the Future and Electronic Frontier foundation are rallying journalists to publicly back the archive, and over 100 of them have signed a letter thanking the Internet Archive and the Wayback Machine for being an essential and critical tool. In other words, please don't die. We kind of need you to fact check our bosses. Please. Google, Microsoft and Meta are all tracking users, even when they opt out of cookies. According to an independent privacy audit. WebXray, a privacy focused search engine which is founded by a former Google Privacy Engineer, scanned over 7,000 popular California websites, finding that 55% did set ad cookies even after users clicked reject. Big Tech isn't respecting people's privacy. No way. According to the report, Google, Microsoft and Meta failed to honor the opt outs, 86, 50 and 69% of the time, respectively. Nice. Sorry, the number, not the situation. Unsurprisingly, all three companies disputed the findings, with Google calling it a fundamental misunderstanding of the technology, with Microsoft complaining that a rejection of all cookies were would cause some websites to break. According to WebXray's founder, the three companies have paid billions in privacy related fines already, but that they see these payments as part of a cost of doing business. You know what they say? You can't make an omelet without breaking a few billion eggs. The FCC just granted Netgear a conditional exemption from the US ban on importing new models of foreign routers, making it the only company currently allowed to import and sell foreign made consumer routers. Neither the FCC nor Netgear have explained why this special privilege has been granted. The only possible explanation. Netgear is FCC chair Brendan Carr's illegitimate son. Or maybe they just bought a load of Trump phones. The whole thing is genuinely baffling, especially since the FCC's original justification for the ban was the Volt Typhoon hack which primarily targeted Cisco. And guess what? Netgear routers. Even weirder, the FCC's approval process for the exemption requires a detailed plan to expand US manufacturing, which Netgear hasn't publicly committed to do. Critics are also quick to flag that the approval process asks zero questions about router security, with the focus being entirely on where the routers are made, which for the vast majority of consumer routers is not in the US. Until other brands secure their own exemptions and Netgear's gonna be living a very privileged life. That illegitimate sons theory sounding a little less crazy now, eh? Eh? You know what's not crazy? Our sponsor, Odoo.
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and lo, in our hour of greatest need cometh our salvation. Diminutive in stature, yet vicious. Release the Quick Bits Windows Recall is facing fresh security issues raised by researcher Alexander Hag. Oh wow, I'm gonna butcher that name. Alexander H. Whose work contributed to Microsoft delaying the original version of the feature. Hs tool total recall Reloaded demonstrates how malware can right along with Windows Recall getting a free pass to the PC's entire history. Which is precisely the scenario Microsoft's architecture should restrict. Despite Alexander submitting a full report to Microsoft, they denied that it was an issue, saying that it falls within the current documented security design. I guess that means it's not a bug, but a feature if they put it in the manual, right? Really makes me recall why Windows gives me the ick. See what it did there. China has just tested a device that can cut undersea cables at a depth of 3500 meters, hailing it as a breakthrough in pipeline repair and causing other governments to flip out. The announcement comes amidst global tension around a string of suspected sabotage incidents in which undersea cables carrying the world's Internet communications were severed. This prompted NATO to patrol the waters near these cables to protect them. So you better torrent your anime now boys, if you ever want to find out if Princess Monetized finally gets her glass slippers back. Snap CEO Evan Spiegel announced plans to lay off 1,000 employees, which is 16% of the workforce, because AI has the capability of being the company's hardest working intern. Spiegel says AI productivity gains will let smaller teams reduce repetitive work and increase velocity, which tracks since Snapchat's product roadmap is has historically been 90% new filters and 10% wondering if anyone asked for them. Nvidia paid out almost 900 million in warranty claims last year. That is 10 times more than the previous year, thanks to the 16 pin power connectors continuing to melt themselves into modern art. Look what they did to my boy. There is actually a silver lining in all of this though. At least one Taiwanese RTX 4090 owner was was able to prevent a potential house fire last week. It was after his cat started screaming when it smelled ray traced fumes. I guess the most reliable thermal monitoring tool in 2026 might in fact be a cat. And Chinese automaker Serres was just granted a patent for an in vehicle toilet. The good news is the toilet seat is not permanently fixed and can be hidden under the seat. Otherwise your butt would get all, you know, sloshy and no one wants that. Hopefully the creator of the motorized toilet has had his invention patented. Otherwise, there's going to be a serious legal battle. I, for one, am on the side of the motorized toilet. I will not stand for Big Auto monopolizing the mobile bowel movement. That's just ridiculous. Ah, the siege is over. The kingdom of tech has fallen. But take heart, for now, we rebuild. Two days hence, on the 17th of April, we shall gather arms once more and rain tech news upon the heads of our enemies. This metaphor needs more work, but you
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Episode: Blocking Wayback Machine, Cookie Preferences Ignored, Netgear Escapes Router Ban + More!
Date: April 16, 2026
Host: Linus Media Group
Show: TechLinked (Tech & Gaming News)
This episode focuses on several urgent tech news items, including major news organizations blocking the Wayback Machine due to AI concerns, a privacy audit revealing Big Tech’s disregard for cookie preferences, Netgear's unusual exemption from a US router ban, and a rapid-fire set of Quick Bits covering security, global tech tensions, company layoffs, hardware failures, and a peculiar automotive patent. True to TechLinked’s tone, the reporting is sharp, satirical, and energetic.
(00:32–02:30)
“In other words, please don't die. We kind of need you to fact check our bosses. Please.”
— Host (01:56)
(02:30–03:32)
“You can't make an omelet without breaking a few billion eggs.”
— Host (03:23)
(03:32–04:20)
“The only possible explanation: Netgear is FCC chair Brendan Carr’s illegitimate son. Or maybe they just bought a load of Trump phones.”
— Host (03:44)
(05:35–06:10)
“I guess that means it’s not a bug, but a feature if they put it in the manual, right?”
— Host (06:03)
(06:10–06:46)
“Better torrent your anime now boys, if you ever want to find out if Princess Monetized finally gets her glass slippers back.”
— Host (06:41)
(06:46–07:06)
“Snapchat’s product roadmap... 90% new filters and 10% wondering if anyone asked for them.”
— Host (07:01)
(07:06–07:43)
“The most reliable thermal monitoring tool in 2026 might in fact be a cat.”
— Host (07:39)
(07:43–08:22)
On newsroom hypocrisy:
“USA Today just recently used the Wayback Machine to call out ICE for altering detention stats and then immediately block the archival tool from crawling their own site, which is frankly just rude.”
— Host (00:54)
On Big Tech ignoring privacy:
“No way. According to the report, Google, Microsoft and Meta failed to honor the opt outs 86, 50 and 69% of the time, respectively. Nice. Sorry, the number, not the situation.”
— Host (03:05)
On Netgear’s mysterious FCC pass:
“That illegitimate son’s theory sounding a little less crazy now, eh? Eh?”
— Host (04:10)
On Nvidia’s hardware woes:
“Look what they did to my boy.”
— Host (07:23)
Wrap-up/future tease:
“The siege is over. The kingdom of tech has fallen. But take heart, for now, we rebuild. Two days hence, on the 17th of April, we shall gather arms once more and rain tech news upon the heads of our enemies. This metaphor needs more work, but you kind of understand...”
— Host (08:22)
| Segment | Time | |------------------------------------------------|------------| | Blocking Wayback Machine | 00:32–02:30 | | Cookie Preferences Ignored | 02:30–03:32 | | Netgear FCC Exemption | 03:32–04:20 | | Quick Bits Intro | 05:35 | | Windows Recall Security | 05:35–06:10 | | China's Undersea Cable Device | 06:10–06:46 | | Snapchat Layoffs | 06:46–07:06 | | Nvidia Melting Connectors | 07:06–07:43 | | In-Vehicle Toilet Patent | 07:43–08:22 | | Show Close | 08:22–08:53 |
This episode blends urgent tech news with sharp humor and skeptical commentary. The host consistently pokes fun at tech hypocrisy and bureaucracy, while highlighting how consumer rights, privacy, and transparency continue to be at risk in both policy and product design.
For listeners who missed the episode, this summary offers a detailed and lively tour of everything important—leaving out only the ads and fluff, but none of the signature TechLinked flair.