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Good morning crust. It's a great day to be a bread brother. Mornings are not my jam or jelly. Oh come on, stop loafing around. I just woke up feeling hollow inside. Just grab one of the new morning uncrustable sandwiches like Bright eyed berry or up and apple filled with 12 grams of protein and tons of deliciousness crust.
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It's just granola. Not even yogurt.
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No crust, no fuss. Uncrust your mornings. I once thought that the Monopoly man had a monopoly, but then I remembered it's a four player game. But then I remembered he's not even playing it, so what is he doing there anyway? Tech news the US government has officially approved the sale of Nvidia's H200 accelerator cards to China, with a few caveats. Under the new rules, shipments are only allowed to be sold to approved customers, require third party reviews of every unit sold, and come with a 25% kickback to Uncle Sam. On paper, this means it's all good news for Chinese companies that have been struggling for the last year to get them into the country. Except for one very important piece of bad news. According to Reuters sources, Chinese customs were quietly told this week that H200 chips are not permitted to enter the country, and domestic tech firms were summoned and warned not to buy them unless absolutely necessary. Officials didn't clarify if this is a full ban, a temporary pause or something being stalled until an upcoming US China talk. But it is funny to see China blocking the same cards that the country was originally banned from buying. But why? China probably doesn't want to rely on Western tech, but you don't know. Maybe they're joining the ranks of the AI doomers that are really harshing Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's vibe lately. Mocking these hardworking tech bros Is, according to Jensen, extremely hurtful, and it's even causing some of them to second guess whether blindly investing our entire economy into an unproven technology that still hallucinates nonsense. Half the time is worth it at all. Extremely hurtful. They're thinking about morality and stuff. Icky. Speaking of investing our entire economy, Microsoft just announced a community first approach to AI data centers, planning pledging to pay their fair share of electricity costs so your power bill doesn't spike every time someone asks Copilot how to uninstall Copilot In a blog post by Microsoft President Brad Smith, the company outlined five commitments. First, they'll ask utilities to set electricity rates high enough to cover data center infrastructure costs, basically volunteering to pay what they probably should have been paying all along. Smith wrote that it's both unfair and politically unrealistic for our industry to ask the public to shoulder added electricity costs for its this is a guy that works for Microsoft. Are we sure? This came one day after President Trump posted on Truth Social that AI companies must pay their own way. He also reminded everyone that America is the hottest country in the world, which obviously have you ever even seen the Appalachian Mountains? They got got. I could hike the Cumberland Gap all day if you know what I'm saying. I wanna those mountains. Microsoft also committed to community development through providing training programs for AI technology and ACHIE better water efficiency by 2030, funding $25 million in water infrastructure for Leesburg, Virginia and not requesting local tax breaks. Oh, good for you paying your taxes now. Can you maybe, I don't know, stop pumping windows full of ads myself? Yeah, okay, that's fair Nvidia is reportedly cutting back on higher VRAM graphics cards and doubling down on 8 gigabyte models as memory shortages continue to squeeze the market. According to supply chain chatter from Chinese forum board channels, Nvidia is expected to ramp up production of 8 gigabyte RTX 5060 and 5060 Ti models this year while quietly scaling back the 16 gigabyte variants. The reason should feel familiar by now. Ongoing memory constraints around GDDR6 and 7 are making larger VRAM configurations harder to source and significantly more expensive, especially in the low to mid range markets where margins are apparently already tight. From Nvidia's perspective, the move could be pretty pragmatic. Shipping more 8 gigabyte cards would allow them to say they're trying to keep prices lower, although the same post indicates that more price increases could be on the way too. I just hope they're not cutting costs even more by claiming they've got eight gigs when they've really got less. Like, are they measuring from the base or the bus interface? Sometimes when people are compensating for something, they pay for a bigger tool. I mean, hey, who wouldn't take an extra gig or two? That's probably exactly what happened when 42 people found the Deal of the Century on RTX 5090s listed at a measly thousand bucks on Amazon. Wow. Imagine their surprise when they received a package full of fanny packs instead. Mind you, a fanny pack would be a perfect thing to bring along on a journey with our sponsor.
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The Quick Bits have a favorite board game, Hungry Hungry Hippos. It's all about speed and feral intimidation displays. Meta just laid off over 1,000 Reality Labs employees and shut down three VR game studios, Twisted Pixel, Sanzaru and Armature. A Meta spokesperson said they're shifting investment from Metaverse stuff towards wearables and AI. The pivot is partially due to demand for Ray Ban Meta glasses being on course for the moon. While Reality Labs has lost over $70 billion since 2021, as they shift their priorities moving forward, they plan instead to lose that money on AI and more cool chains. To make Zuck seem a little bit less like an alien, the music hosting and publishing site Bandcamp has banned AI generated music entirely. Any use of AI to impersonate artists is also prohibited, and Bandcamp reserves the right to remove content on suspicion of being AI generated. Did you hear that? Breaking rust? You're gonna have to get your millions of listens on Spotify. Bandcamp don't want ya. God, I wish I could quit you. The policy also bans training AI models on Bandcamp content. That's why all my experimental new wave prog trash, electronic disco funk pop music is only going on. Bandcamp cannot let these robots hear my bleeps and bloops lest they become too strong. Gog owner Michal Kisinsk I Tried announced his intent to go toe to toe with Steam this week, stating that Steam's market domination actually makes it easier to take market share from them. Which makes total sense as long as you don't think about it at all. Kosinski isn't planning to challenge Steam on AAA releases like Epic tried to do. Instead, he's focusing on deals with smaller developers and publishers like indie dev Eero Lane, who announced that he is delisting his free roguelike card game Hardest from Steam on January 30th because it used AI art and his girlfriend of one month convinced him AI is unethical. We here at TechLinked applaud the move and just wanna say congratulations to Lane for getting a girl to listen to you talk about your computer card game long enough for her to have an opinion on it. Police departments using Flock Safety's license plate surveillance system accidentally leaked millions of surveillance targets by failing to redact license plate data in public records releases. The unredacted Flock Safety audit logs have been compiled into a searchable website called haveibeenflocked.com, which now contains 2.3 million license plates and reveals sensitive information including search reasons, active investigations and the surveillance targets. Flock responded by frantically trying to take the website down and threatening the website creator, claiming intellectual property violations and public safety concerns. Because as we all know, your license plate number and police data is in fact the property of an incompetent mass surveillance company. Fun fact. And you can now put a deposit on a hotel room on the moon. A startup called Grew space is taking $1,000 non refundable applications towards future lunar hotel reservations priced anywhere from 250,000 to 1 million big ones that those are refundable, supposedly. Listen up. We are going to steal rental deposits on the moon. I don't know. The pitch is luxury accommodation in orbit adjacent real estate made from inflatable habitats and moon bricks constructed from lunar regolith formed by geopolymers. Whatever that means. It's the moon. Currently, the goal is to do their first launch at some point in the next decade. GRU is also hiring a single engineer to help design the entire lunar habitat. Because there's only one guy who could possibly do that job. Dr. Nefario. It's a reference.
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Date: January 15, 2026
Host: Linus Media Group
This episode of TechLinked dives into the latest shifts in tech and gaming culture, ranging from international GPU politics, Microsoft's apparent AI datacenter repentance, to sweeping industry impacts from memory shortages and AI policy tensions. Humor and snarky commentary punctuate each story, maintaining TechLinked’s signature irreverent tone while offering insights on issues shaping the current tech landscape.
US Approval with Strict Oversight: The US has officially approved Nvidia’s H200 accelerator card sales to China, but only for “approved customers,” alongside requirements for third-party reviews and a hefty 25% revenue share going to the US government.
China Quietly Blocks Imports: In a twist, Reuters reports Chinese customs were quietly told not to allow the chips into China, and domestic companies were warned not to buy them unless “absolutely necessary.”
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New Commitments: Microsoft President Brad Smith announces a “community first” pledge for AI data centers:
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Political Context: The move comes a day after Trump’s (recent) comments on social media that AI companies must foot their own bills.
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This episode offers a whirlwind yet insightful take on today’s tech scene — from GPU geopolitics and cloud computing’s environmental costs, to the practical impacts of AI and VR pivots, and the lighter side of would-be lunar hospitality. TechLinked remains as sarcastic, unapologetic, and info-packed as ever.