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Detective (0:00)
The missing child is Lucia Blix, 9 years old.
Lucia's Mother (0:04)
Please let her come back home safely.
Detective (0:07)
Thursdays, the kidnappers plundered meticulously.
Lucia's Mother (0:11)
If money is what it takes to get her back, we're gonna pay it.
Detective (0:15)
The secrets they hide.
Lucia's Mother (0:16)
You can't talk about this. You can't write about it.
Detective (0:19)
Are the clues.
Lucia's Mother (0:20)
The mother's hiding something. I know it.
Detective (0:22)
To find her, tell me where she is. The stolen girl. New episodes Thursdays stream on Hulu.
Tech News Host (0:31)
Okay. Hey. Hey. I just finished watching all the andor episodes for this week, so, yeah, here. It made me cry. Here's tech news. Microsoft is giving another shot at rolling out Windows recall, the AI feature exclusive to Copilot PCs that records everything you do and inspired huge backlash over security and privacy concerns when it was first announced. Microsoft eventually recalled Recall. But it's been nearly a year and I mean, you guys forgot all about that, right? So I'm just gonna slip this in here. I'm gonna slip this into your system. Just don't worry about it. Don't mind me. To be clear, if you don't have a new Copilot plus laptop with an NPU in it, you're not gonna get this feature. And Microsoft has tried to make it very secure. It's opt in has various filtering options, requires you to encrypt your data and unlock it with Windows hello. And they say it's processed entirely locally and and not shared with Microsoft or anyone else. But some think recall can never be properly secure because did you think about other people sending sensitive info to a person with a recall laptop? Even if it's deleted on the laptop, it could live on as a recall snapshot and then get stolen by a hacker who dupes Windows hello using a 3D printed replica of your face. I told you you shouldn't have posted the model on Printables.com thankfully, recall apparently can be completely uninstall. I still don't entirely believe. But in the same update, Microsoft is also rolling out the AI powered improved Windows search and click to do which will let you hold the Windows key and click to see contextual actions you can take depending on the content of your screen. It's like a right click, but it's a right click, but Microsoft giveth and taketh away. You're getting new AI features, but Microsoft is killing Windows Maps. Oh, no. Don't worry. Bing Maps is alive and well. Hello? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not just OpenAI. Everybody wants to buy Chrome during Google's search antitrust remedies trial, Yahoo search exec Brian Provost testified that his company is totally down to acquire Chrome, the value of which he estimated at tens of billions of dollars. And that's a sum that he claims Yahoo can procure, possibly through methods involving the occult or 3D printed face masks. AI search company Perplexity, meanwhile, would actually prefer that Google keep Chrome rather than sell it to someone like OpenAI who already expressed their interest. But if a sale is forced, then sure, Perplexity would also like to buy one Chrome, please. It would work well with their CEO Aravind Srinivas's place to build a browser with even more user tracking to enable hyper personalized ads. He knows users don't like ads, but they haven't even experienced ads that know what you dreamt about last night. Don't knock it till you try it. Srinivas made the comment on a podcast with two finance bros who look like they start each day with smoothies made from cocaine and season one of succession. They don't sprinkle in any media literacy. It makes it taste worse. Perplexity's real problem with Google isn't Chrome though, it's their restrictive policies. Perplexity's app will be preloaded on Motorola's phones, including the new lineup of Razer folding phones, but it won't be the default assistant because Google allegedly wouldn't let that be anything but Gemini, which doesn't have ads yet, but when it does, they're gonna be medium personalized at best. YouTube is doing what they do best and experimenting with new ways to make their platform worse. Some users have reported seeing a new video player ui, complete with glitched out elements. Now some of these screenshots are from systems that clearly have some YouTube altering extension installed, so I'm not sure how worrisome this is. I'd prefer to worry about our sponsor. No, just kidding, not yet. I'd prefer to worry about Google testing a YouTube version of AI overviews a YouTube blog post says they're testing a new video results carousel for some premium subscribers in the US which will use AI to highlight specific clips from videos relevant to your search. Now, however that plays out, Google will probably tell investors that it went great in their Q1 financial results. The tech giant bragged that AI overviews in search have 1.5 billion users per month, proving you too can successfully grow a user base if you make your new service something people have to scroll past in order to use your old service. Developers pay attention, especially to this message from our sponsor Delete Me the professional personal data preservers. They know when it comes to information about your personal life, you want to keep it in the family. And that's why Delete Me now has family plans to stop data brokers from sharing and selling you and your loved ones personal info. Each mama, dada, big bro, and little Munchkin gets their own personalized data cleanup. Making sure all of your family's private info is stays private and managing it all is easy peasy, giving you peace of mind. Boop. The video description below and check out Delete Me today. These quick bits aren't as good as andor almost nothing is, and I have to be okay with that Gigabyte has responded to reports from a small number of users who noticed some kind of gel oozing out from their RTX 50 series GPUs. The company admitted that for some early production batches of their graphics cards, someone in the factory may have added a bit too much of the specially formulated thermal gel that's used in place of thermal pads. It shouldn't affect the performance of the card, it's just, you know, someone thought, hey, might as well put some extra gel in there, you know? Don't tell me you've never gotten a bit excited about gel Pre orders for The Nintendo Switch 2 went live this week and they were predictably a bit of a gong show, with store sites buckling under the weight of hordes of handheld gamers mashing F5 to get their orders in. And they have stronger than average fingers despite Nintendo's strict requirements for pre ordering. Reports of pre order scalping have already emerged, so watch out for those listings. And also watch out for Switch 2 game cards. Pretending to be a game card when really they're a game key card that just lets you download the game. Apparently most third party Switch 2 games will be like that, aka they'll be liars. Meta has announced that they'll be cracking down on spammy content on Facebook and reducing monetization and reach for that kind of stuff on the platform. And you know, they're not sure how or why that stuff got on there. It's certainly not because Facebook themselves have heavily incentivized the flooding of their own platform with AI slop. It can't be that, but however it got there, they are putting their foot down. This stuff's gotta go. And we all agree on that. And the Slate Truck is an entirely American made compact electric modular vehicle with no stereo and a price of $20,000 after federal EV rebates making it perfectly designed to address multiple issues plaguing the current economy. It's actually weirding me out a little bit. Slate Auto did some guerrilla marketing with the Slate truck to demonstrate how its minimalistic gray body almost endlessly customized. But they're not selling these outside of the US and now I'm okay with Canada being the 51st state. Can we get that rolling? Actually, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Geez. It's like you can't even make jokes anymore. Put on a tariff as a prank, and even when you take it off and then put on another one, everyone's like, hey, stop. And it's like, geez. Anyway, more tech news on Monday. See you then.
