#627: Just Deal

Summary

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! #627: "Just Deal"

Release Date: February 24, 2025
Cast: Bryan Johnson, Brian Quinn (“Q”), James Murray (“Murr”), Walter Goggins

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Episode Overview

In this unruly and uncensored installment, the trio (alongside occasional input from Walt Goggins) riff from personal anecdotes about aging and handling the cold, to riffing on US-Canada relations, lithium mining, legal kerfuffles in the TV business, a raucous 50s slang vs. porn slang game, and finally, ruminations on Kanye West, censorship, and changing social mores. Expect candid banter, quick wit, and tongue-in-cheek takes throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Technical Snafu, Aging, and Coping with Weather

[00:06–05:21]

• The episode starts after a technical problem; Q reassures listeners, noting they only missed boring weather talk.
• The guys muse about how after so many years, winter cold's still surprising, with Bryan reflecting on aging:

  “We’re crossing over that threshold where old people are always cold.” (Bryan Johnson, 01:21)

• It turns to established household thermostat enforcement:

  “Whatever your wife says is what you keep it at.” (Brian Quinn, 02:11) “I’m not allowed to even go touch it.” (Bryan Johnson, 02:13)

• Sage (“Ming”) and heat debates harken nostalgia for the old store and the comfort-seeking routines.
• The broad northeast climate is lamented: sharp temperature changes, rare “nice days,” and the drudgery of long winters.

  “It just seems lopsided...cold for like seven months out of the year.” (James Murray, 03:35)

• Murr confesses to “weather shaming” after being told he talks about it too much.

  “I was a little weather shamed.” (James Murray, 04:37) “It’s like I just feel like a rat in a cage. It’s gotta stop, right? It’s got to stop.” (James Murray, 04:52)

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2. Canada, Booing, and Hockey Rivalries

[05:46–09:39]

• Q asks for “thoughts on Canada lately”—referencing Canadians booing the US anthem at an international hockey tournament.
• They humorously hypothesize on annexation and cross-border resentment.

  “Our northern brothers are shunning us.” (Bryan Johnson, 06:24)

• Bryan recalls Rob’s joke that to Canada, losing to America in hockey would be catastrophic—much more than vice versa.
• The hosts riff on cultural exchanges: Canadians loving US entertainment, America’s disinterest in Canadian exports (“bad slasher movies,” maple syrup, etc).
• A digression about 1980s Canadian tax breaks for slasher films, “Maplewood,” and economic exports like minerals and lumber.

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3. Lithium: Pop Culture, Mind-Altering Drugs, and Metal Fences

[09:51–13:03]

• Lithium comes up: what it is, where it’s mined, and its many uses—from batteries to mood stabilizers to grease and glass.
• The hosts riff that no one in their youth talked about lithium much:

  “When we were growing up, nobody was like, 'Where’d lithium be at?'” (Bryan Johnson, 11:58)

• Jokes abound: building a lithium fence, “I want to be the first on my street with a lithium fence” (Bryan Johnson, 11:17), and the confusion over lithium’s first cultural “appearance” (most say Nirvana’s song “Lithium”).

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4. Legal Follies: TV Lawsuits & Rights

[17:17–24:49]

• Q introduces the rapper Dank Damas and legal self-sabotage (Lyft lawsuit), debating the wisdom of discussing active legal disputes publicly.

  “Anytime you’re involved in legal action, the first thing your lawyers tell you is, shut the fuck up.” (James Murray, 19:20)

• They share behind-the-scenes stories:
  • In "Impractical Jokers," legal shutdown attempts (“You don’t say anything because they’ll use it against you.”)
  • “Comic Book Men”: a couple tried to sue after feeling “pressured” to buy collectibles due to cameras.

    “AMC wasn’t going to be footing our legal bills...” (Bryan Johnson, 21:01)

• The conversation moves to how poorly they felt treated by some network execs, lack of negotiating leverage, and camaraderie with their crew.

  “You guys did not get treated as well as you should have got treated, I thought, on that show.” (James Murray, 22:03) “When I look back on it… it’s all positive and we definitely garnered a good, solid friendship.” (Bryan Johnson, 24:09)

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5. Television Recommendation: The New ‘Matlock’

[25:26–27:34]

• Bryan rave-recommends the new “Matlock,” starring Kathy Bates; admits it's rare for him to make “appointment TV.”

  “It won me over… I’m like, what day is it on?” (Bryan Johnson, 26:01)

• Murr’s on board, especially with rumors of a twist to the show’s formula.
• The guys reminisce about old legal shows, noting most rely on last-second genius to win cases.

  “I never saw the original Matlock… but I imagine that is the formula.” (Bryan Johnson, 27:15)

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6. Game: ‘50s Slang or Porn Slang?’

[29:00–48:20]

• Q hosts an extended, hilarious trivia game to see who can distinguish 1950s slang from modern porn industry terms. It’s competitive, raucous, and laden with (mostly) good-natured ribbing.
• Example terms:
  • “Spooning your scarf” – Eating your food (50s term)
  • “Gooning” – Extreme form of sexual edging (Porn term)
  • “Dump truck” – Large/shapely bottom (Porn term)
  • “Birds nested” – All mixed up (50s term), but also discussed as bushy pubic hair (porn)
  • “Double bubble” – Cute girl (50s term)
  • “Fluky” – A jerk (50s term)
  • “Nip knops” – Nipples (Porn term)
• Banter zones in on the absurdity of some terms and the process of language evolution.

  “It’s like calling yourself an astronaut because you watch Star Wars.” (James Murray, 28:54) “Well, you shouldn’t have done that.” [wrong answer] (Brian Quinn, 32:19)

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7. Kanye West: Swastika Tees, Censorship, and Social Decay

[50:24–55:44]

• Q brings up Kanye West’s spiraling provocations—like selling swastika T-shirts and overt Nazi-loving statements.

  “Should he be forcefully put into a hospital or something? He’s obviously crazy, right?” (Brian Quinn, 50:53)

• They reflect on the freedom/taboo lines in media—citing Kanye’s wife at the Grammys, then contrasting with Janet Jackson’s notorious “wardrobe malfunction.”

  “Janet Jackson showed a nipple for a millisecond and it was the biggest deal on earth.” (Brian Quinn, 52:09)

• Johnson and Q argue social media’s eroded “class and dignity”:

  “Social media has eroded any sense of class and shame, dignity, decency…” (Bryan Johnson, 52:13)

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8. Censorship Abroad: The UK's Crackdown on Speech

[53:20–57:00]

• Bryan steers towards new British laws: Apple providing keys to the government, hate speech policing, possible jail/fines for social posts, extradition threats.

  “Now the government can see everything you’ve written on your phone.” (Bryan Johnson, 53:35)

• Murr voices his alarm at thought crimes and government overreach:

  “That's pretty wild. They want to go through your stuff to see what your personal thoughts are…” (James Murray, 54:00)

• Q and Walt recall police showing up at people’s houses for Facebook posts; they discuss how hate speech regulation can produce populist backlash by pushing otherwise mainstream voters into “rebellion.”

  “I don't want to not be able to say what I want. And that’s how you end up voting for fucking people who are kind of crazy…” (James Murray, 55:08)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Still can’t figure it out…” (Bryan Johnson, 00:06)
• “I'm not allowed to even go touch it [thermostat].” (Bryan Johnson, 02:13)
• “America would have rejoiced for, like, an hour… But if Canada had lost, they might have… committed nationwide suicide.” (Bryan Johnson, 07:12)
• “I want to be the first on my street with a lithium fence.” (Bryan Johnson, 11:17)
• “Anytime you’re involved in legal action, the first thing your lawyers tell you is, shut the fuck up.” (James Murray, 19:20)
• “You guys did not get treated as well as you should have got treated…” (James Murray, 22:08)
• “When I look back on it… it’s all positive and we definitely garnered a good, solid friendship.” (Bryan Johnson, 24:09)
• “It won me over… I’m like, what day is it on?” (Bryan Johnson, 26:01)
• “It's like calling yourself an astronaut because you watch Star Wars.” (James Murray, 28:54)
• “Janet Jackson showed a nipple for a millisecond and it was the biggest deal on earth.” (Brian Quinn, 52:09)
• “Social media has eroded any sense of class and shame, dignity, decency…” (Bryan Johnson, 52:13)
• “That's pretty wild. They want to go through your stuff to see what your personal thoughts are…” (James Murray, 54:00)
• “That’s how you end up voting for fucking people who are kind of crazy…” (James Murray, 55:08)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:06–05:21 — Cold weather, aging, and the thermostat debate
• 05:46–09:39 — Canada vs. USA (hockey & culture)
• 09:51–13:03 — Lithium: pop culture, science, and jokes
• 17:17–24:49 — Lawsuits, TV contracts, and behind-the-scenes stories
• 25:26–27:34 — Bryan’s TV pick: the new 'Matlock'
• 29:00–48:20 — Main Event: “50s Slang or Porn Slang?” game
• 50:24–55:44 — Kanye West’s descent, taboo, and American culture shift
• 53:20–57:00 — Censorship and freedom of speech in the UK

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Style and Tone

The episode is as candid and unscripted as ever: the hosts freely mix self-mockery, cultural riffing, and light-hearted vulgarity. Banter flows, tangents are welcomed, and they find humor in generational divides and society’s stranger trends, all while maintaining a sharp, satirical edge.

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Summary

A quintessential TESD episode: meandering but tightly packed with laughs, pop culture nostalgia, and unfiltered observations—whether it’s about winter doldrums, North American neighborly squabbles, legal sagas in reality television, or parsing the line between retro and risqué vernacular. The “50s vs. Porn” game is a highlight, offering a snapshot of generational attitudes and the ever-shifting lexicon of the absurd. And as ever, behind the jokes are sincere reflections on aging, friendship, and the state of the world—served up, of course, with a side of irreverence.

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[Tell 'Em Steve-Dave, Episode #627: Just Deal — For fans seeking a full rundown, this summary covers every memorable riff, reference, and punchline.]

Transcript

[Bryan Johnson]

Fifteenteen years in, still can't figure it out.

[Brian Quinn]

I didn't even. That didn't even sound racist to me when I made it up.

[Bryan Johnson]

Where'd Lithium be at? Tell him, Steve.

[Brian Quinn]

Dave, hey, it's Brian. I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we are missing the first minute of the show or so due to a technical snafu. Yes, it can happen even after 15 years in the biz. And the good news? It was pretty boring shit. We were only talking about the weather, so you didn't really miss much, so. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them, Steve Dave. Yeah, like every morning I get out there with. With sage, and I'm like, I cannot believe how fucking cold it is. And I'm like, but why? Why can't I believe it?

[James Murray]

You would think 50 something years.

[Brian Quinn]

What am I, fucking stupid?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it may be that, you know, we're crossing over that. That threshold where old people are always cold. You may have to go into that where you're. Where you're always cold.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, maybe it's hard to tell in this office.

[Bryan Johnson]

I'm trying to keep it warm for you. Yeah, because I know that you always.

[James Murray]

Complain about Dutch oven in here.

[Bryan Johnson]

So I'm like, you know, Q's gonna come in, he's gonna be bitching his cold. Get him. Make sure the heats crank 90.

[Walter Goggins]

It is only 72 degrees in here. 22%.

[Bryan Johnson]

You know how he's gonna be.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Give me my shawl. We need to tell him. Steve Dave's shawl embr with the three heads on it. Yeah. Grandma could put it around her spiny shoulders when she's frigid.

[Brian Quinn]

I have. I have noticed at home, even though I keep it at 6. What do you keep your house at? Because I keep mine at 68.

[Bryan Johnson]

You know what? I'm not allowed to.

[Brian Quinn]

Whatever your wife says is what you keep it at.

[Bryan Johnson]

I'm not allowed to even go touch it, so I don't even look at it for fear that I might touch it out of, like, just like, and it up. Did you break the thermostat?

[Brian Quinn]

No. Teddy.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I'm never. I temperature really doesn't bother me. I'm never, like, cognizant of it.

[Brian Quinn]

Right. Well, you don't. It's really fucking weird because you don't mind the heat at all, obviously, with the fucking hoodies on in the middle of summer, but you don't mind the cold either.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't like it when it's super cold, but you know, I just deal. It's part of the.

[Brian Quinn]

It's so fucking simple. Why can't I just deal?

[Walter Goggins]

There were times in the summer he would go out and sit on the bench in front of the store to sit in the sun. Anybody.

[Bryan Johnson]

It would just feel good to.

[James Murray]

Like a lizard on a rock, like.

[Walter Goggins]

It'S too cold in here. And then he'd go out. He'd change the temperature, then go out.

[Bryan Johnson]

But you don't like the variety of having, you know, living in a. In a place where you can experience cold and warm summers or hot summers. It's. It's nice to have that variety.

[Brian Quinn]

The contrast.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brian Quinn]

I like it until it gets below 50. Like 50. I can like wear sweatshirts and shit, you know, and sweater weather. It's fall. It's nice, you know, there's a crisp air.

[James Murray]

It just doesn't seem. It seems lopsided. It's like cold for like seven months out of the year. And then it's kind of warm for two months, right? And then you got a nice.

[Brian Quinn]

And then you bitch the whole time. It's like, why is it so fucking humid?

[Bryan Johnson]

Why is this office? Yeah, it's rarely though 50. It feels like 50 degree days either. 50 to 59 are so rare during the year. Like they're far and few between. It's usually 70 to 90 and then under or 40.

[Brian Quinn]

Right?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, that's what it feels like for the most part.

[Brian Quinn]

I like that you can come here and get your weather fix. You don't have to worry about your friends.

[James Murray]

It really is all I fucking talk about. It's getting dire.

[Bryan Johnson]

Did you say that? I might. That someone told you. You. They don't want to hear you talk.

[James Murray]

About the weather no more. Did you say it on Mike, my friends? Yes, I said it on Mike.

[Bryan Johnson]

Okay, and so how'd that make you feel? Were you self conscious now about.

[James Murray]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Bryan Johnson]

Weather shamed.

[James Murray]

A little bit. I was a little weather shamed. Yeah, I was a little bit. But. But I. But I. When she said it, I was like, oh, she's right. Like it's. It's all I'm talking about. So I have to stop. And then of course, here we are talking about it. It's just like. It's like I just feel like a rat in a cage. It's got to stop, right? It's got to stop.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Every time you step outside, you're like.

[James Murray]

Oh, I fucking had a fucking enough, man. And then like we go years and years without snow and suddenly it's snowing like, every other fucking day. Like, fuck you, snow.

[Brian Quinn]

I know.

[James Murray]

Get out of here. Fuck it all.

[Brian Quinn]

Just enough to make it slippery.

[James Murray]

And then it gets dirty and fucking black, and I'm fucking done, man. But it's all right. No, no. Walt's right. We got a deal. Let's deal.

[Brian Quinn]

We got a deal for another month and week.

[James Murray]

Yeah. I don't want to fucking. Look, I was. I love March. I was born in March. I don't want to hear this bullshit about it coming in like a line and going out like a lamb. I haven't seen a lamb in March in decades. It's cold until mid April. Now it's frigid. Too much fucking die.

[Walter Goggins]

There's this global warming.

[Brian Quinn]

Everyone talking.

[James Murray]

People understand. I want to die. I can't take it anymore. Yeah, but it'll be, right. It'll be okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, you know what I was wondering. What do you think about Canada lately?

[James Murray]

What do you mean?

[Brian Quinn]

Booing the national anthem.

[James Murray]

Whose?

[Brian Quinn]

Canada. They were booing the American national anthem. At what hockey game was that?

[Bryan Johnson]

It was like an international tournament that the NHL put on for two weeks.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

And they were playing the Americans, and they booed the national anthem.

[James Murray]

I think we better get used to United States taking a bit of.

[Brian Quinn]

We asked for this for four years.

[James Murray]

Got used to those boos for a few more years. Years, man. It's.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

They're canceling rough already.

[Brian Quinn]

Canceling trips to. To America.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

They don't want anything.

[Bryan Johnson]

Canadian brothers, our northern brothers are. Are shunning us.

[Brian Quinn]

I think it was.

[Bryan Johnson]

They were the nicest people on the planet. They had the reputation.

[Brian Quinn]

They were. And. And now, I guess, talk about annexing their country.

[James Murray]

What the. What is the matter with this dude? Why does he. That's the. I said in, like, third grade. Like, why isn't it a state like. Like that. Oh, my.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. America could have won. There was a big international game this week, and America could have gained the bragging rights as being the greatest country in hockey. But they lost to Canada again. Yeah.

[James Murray]

There's no shame in losing to Canada.

[Brian Quinn]

Right?

[James Murray]

Like, there.

[Bryan Johnson]

There's definitely no shame. But I think Rub. Remember Rob?

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Rob said it best yesterday. He said, like, America would have rejoiced for, like, an hour after the game was. If they had won. But if Canada had lost, they might have, you know, committed, like, nationwide suicide, you know, because it would mean so much more to them to lose than for us to win.

[James Murray]

Right.

[Bryan Johnson]

You know, that. You got to think about it that way. Like, they Their mindset would have been absolutely.

[James Murray]

Oh, it's colder up there.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

And, like, if we lose America, the American audience who, like, we were in.

[Brian Quinn]

We were playing hockey.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, there was a hockey game the other day. Yeah.

[James Murray]

Is it hockey season?

[Bryan Johnson]

Canada. It would have been a devastating, mentally devastating blow that they may not have recovered from, especially what I was like, you know, with the feeling, the pressure that they might become Americans by force.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Not so bad, Canada. It's not so bad. You'll get used to it.

[Bryan Johnson]

They love all our entertainment. They don't care. They'll take that.

[Brian Quinn]

Sure.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

So why not be ruled against your will? Because you got Law and Order episodes to watch. Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I mean, what are we getting fucking into, maple syrup? Who gives a shit?

[Brian Quinn]

We got.

[Bryan Johnson]

What are we getting if we take.

[Brian Quinn]

Them on through the 80s? We got a slew of bad slasher movies from Canada.

[James Murray]

Like, what. What was it?

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, slasher movies? Yeah. Oh, they were. Yeah. Canada. Yeah. Because it was so cheap. It was like. I think what happened was there was a certain time in the 80s where it was a 100% tax rebate if you invested in film.

[James Murray]

Oh, wow.

[Brian Quinn]

So all these rich people were like, well, fuck it.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Why not? These Little Kiss slasher movies were popular at the time. So, like, we'll just make all these slasher movies and shit.

[James Murray]

I mean, I had to have seen some of them, right?

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yeah.

[James Murray]

I mean, I just didn't know they were made in Canada.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Yeah. Probably not. Probably not.

[James Murray]

Wow, that's. That's interesting. It sounds like Bollywood, but, like, Maplewood, right? They want to call it.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. I think we do get. I think we do get oil from Canada, and we get steel from Canada. Like, not a ton. Lumber, Is it okay.

[Bryan Johnson]

Lumber.

[James Murray]

You know what, man? Like, we. We're so blessed with good neighbors. Like. Like, you know what I mean? Like, we don't. Like. I don't know, man. Like, we've had a pretty good relationship with Canada and Mexico my entire life. Like, why would you, like. I think the best thing to do is just have good relationships with your neighbors, not threaten them with taking them over and shit like that.

[Brian Quinn]

That'd be something, though, right?

[James Murray]

It would be wild. I mean, it seemed to work for a long time, so I don't know to an end. You'd be like, well, why? Like what? Like, now what?

[Brian Quinn]

I guess so that they. Because I think they also have minerals, right? Like, there's a lot of minerals in Canada. Like, rare minerals that they're.

[Bryan Johnson]

What do we do with rare minerals?

[Brian Quinn]

Because I heard they wanted the minerals out of.

[Bryan Johnson]

They want the minerals out of Ukraine.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, the minerals out of the Ukraine.

[Bryan Johnson]

What are the ray minerals used for? Because I thought they were just like. I'm like, what? The vitamin industry is going to Flintstones.

[James Murray]

Vitamins is taking over the Ukraine.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, there was, I think. Was it in North Carolina? Get them where there were those huge lithium fields.

[Walter Goggins]

Yes, supposedly. That's what the.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's a mineral. Okay.

[Walter Goggins]

That's what the hurricane was for. It was to. To wipe out people's property so they can mine lithium for.

[Bryan Johnson]

I thought lithium was a drug.

[Brian Quinn]

It is like, it's a drug. It's in batteries. It's a multi purpose.

[James Murray]

It's a great song.

[Brian Quinn]

Mineral. Yeah, yeah, great song.

[Bryan Johnson]

And what does it do for your. In your body, though?

[Brian Quinn]

When I was using, it was for a mood stabilizer. It does something to your mind that like, it evens it out somewhat crazy.

[James Murray]

Is something that you dig out of the earth, just interacts with your brain.

[Bryan Johnson]

Is lithium a gas or is it a solid metal?

[Walter Goggins]

It's a metal, yes.

[Bryan Johnson]

And you don't use this metal for anything other than batteries or drugs. Like, you wouldn't make a lithium fence, right?

[Walter Goggins]

I do not believe. No.

[Bryan Johnson]

You would not make a lithium fence. I call him my fence company. I'm like, yeah, take it out. I want to be the first on my street with a lithium fence.

[Brian Quinn]

I came into some money recently and.

[James Murray]

I'd like to splurge on a lithium fence.

[Bryan Johnson]

I want it six foot high and I want the neighbors seen over it.

[James Murray]

Lithium, though, you sure you don't want to just buy a movie theater with your friends and show your own movies? You want to get a lithium fence? There's better ways to spend your money.

[Walter Goggins]

Used for batteries, used for grease, Greece.

[Brian Quinn]

Glass, ceramics and medicine.

[James Murray]

Wow, man.

[Brian Quinn]

Laptops, mobile phones and electric vehicles.

[Bryan Johnson]

Can you recall the very first time you've heard of this coming onto your radar? Because when we were growing up, nobody was like, where'd lithium be at first? It wasn't like one of these things that trees were.

[James Murray]

Lithium ion batteries from Energizer or.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Or the song Lithium or. I think wasn't there something how serial killers had a higher count of lithium in their hair or something like that?

[Brian Quinn]

That I'm not sure.

[James Murray]

There was some weird fact about serial killers that had something to do with lithium. I think that might have been the first.

[Bryan Johnson]

Q says when songs when he was a boy and he lists. He lists. The Nirvana song is like he was a child when that came out.

[James Murray]

No, no, it's the first time I heard the word lithium. Yeah, yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I was like, wow. I mean, I, like I was in high school. Yeah. When I'm a kid, they're far older than.

[James Murray]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Nirvana.

[James Murray]

No, no, it's the first time I heard, like one of the first times I heard lithium. But I. That was what, 90, 91, 90, 93, I think.

[Bryan Johnson]

92, 93.

[James Murray]

I mean, at this point I was 13, which is basically a child.

[Brian Quinn]

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[James Murray]

I was trying to save the audience a little bit.

[Brian Quinn]

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[James Murray]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[James Murray]

What do they got?

[Brian Quinn]

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[James Murray]

What is going on?

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know.

[Walter Goggins]

Are you smelling too much?

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know. But this is. This is.

[James Murray]

They have an identity crisis over there.

[Brian Quinn]

They really are. I don't know what's going on. They're like. But I do. I kind of appreciate the like, men be mentioned.

[James Murray]

Yeah. You're into it.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Yeah, me too. I like it.

[Brian Quinn]

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[Bryan Johnson]

I think that they can get away with a fake poll. I don't think that the FCC is going to investigate me. On to see their data about.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Do they have citations under there?

[Bryan Johnson]

The ball caddy. Fucking study they did.

[Walter Goggins]

Is the MCC still living around? Didn't they get disbanded last night?

[Brian Quinn]

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[Bryan Johnson]

Who's that 10? Who's that 10th one that just didn't make it unanimous? That the ball caddy makes.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Bryan Johnson]

Just a man hater. Just like some fucking feminazis. Like, no, it still looks small, right?

[Brian Quinn]

No matter how big it looks.

[Bryan Johnson]

Your caddy.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, the ball caddy.

[Bryan Johnson]

It's fucking. It's pathetic.

[Brian Quinn]

I guarantee you're right.

[James Murray]

I mean, now I want her to talk to. I could use a little of that.

[Brian Quinn]

90% of the people agree, but you got to be the contrarian. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's feeble. Meundy signature. I read that. Not happy with your first pair of undies. It's on Meundies. So good things come in small packages at MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on $75 or more at MeUndies.comTESD Enter promo code TESD that's Meundies.comTESD code TESD for 20 off MeUndies. Comfort from the outside in. But actually, before I. I wanted to get your opinion on this.

[James Murray]

Oh, I got opinions.

[Brian Quinn]

It's like an everybody's got one in the all stink. Isn't that what the saying goes?

[James Murray]

Yeah. Oh, they're all full of.

[Brian Quinn]

Let's see here. Nope, that's not it. I'm wondering because we've been talking about Dank Damas recently. The big fat rapper.

[James Murray]

Oh, okay. Yes, I guess. I guess that's one way to put it. We've been talking about it now.

[Brian Quinn]

I wonder, with this interview that she did.

[James Murray]

Oh.

[Brian Quinn]

If she fucked herself with this Lyft lawsuit.

[James Murray]

Okay, I'm gonna play it for you. She fucked around and she's finding out.

[Guest Speaker]

It's like, my mind don't know that I'm this big. Does not know that I'm this big. So I be feeling like I could do everything. So when I walk in the gym, I feel like I'm. I'm fit. Or like, if I'm trying to do certain, I feel like I could do it. And then I'd be like, damn, I can't do this. But in my head, I'm like, damn, I could do that. So I'm gonna walk over there. Should I be going in the gym in front of all those people? £500 and shorts. No. No shirt. Well, I have on a sports bra.

[Brian Quinn]

But, you know, so.

[James Murray]

I can't believe my life has intersected with this woman's in any way on such a.

[Brian Quinn]

Such a level where for the past.

[James Murray]

Three weeks we've been talking about her.

[Brian Quinn]

Did she just fuck herself over?

[James Murray]

She blew her. She sounds to me like any lawyer worth their salt. Johnny Law would carve her up.

[Brian Quinn]

Right.

[James Murray]

Like, I had, like, a ham.

[Brian Quinn]

She's like a fucking Christmas ham.

[James Murray]

Yeah, she's a big old Christmas ham getting carved up now. Yeah. So she just admitted that she.

[Brian Quinn]

She's delusional.

[James Murray]

Yeah, well, yeah, in a way.

[Brian Quinn]

I said I'm delusional.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

She's like. Like, it doesn't occur to me she has body dysmorphia.

[James Murray]

So then you have to wonder if that guy driving that lift.

[Bryan Johnson]

I have no idea.

[James Murray]

Get that girl some lithium.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, she needs it.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

So that was. Yeah, that was my question. Did you. When I saw that, I was like, oh, I think she just admitted that she has no real idea of her size.

[James Murray]

This is what. Anytime you're involved in legal action, the first thing your lawyers tell you is, shut the fuck up. Do not talk to anybody about anything. I mean, way back in season, before we even launched Jokers, it was this radio show in Texas that was like, they stole the idea from impractical jokers from us. And it was like, dude, you're a local radio station in Texas. Like, how the fuck would we have ever heard of you or anything?

[Brian Quinn]

Right?

[James Murray]

And true TV was like, you don't say anything. You never address it. You don't say anything because I'll use it against you. And then they tend to. Any lawsuit stuff has come up over the years, it's advice. One, shut your fucking mouth.

[Bryan Johnson]

There actually was a lawsuit.

[James Murray]

No, they were going. They were threatening. They were threatening. So they just prep. You don't give them anything. You know, so we've been involved in a couple of those over the years. Yeah, yeah. Who didn't sign to be on tv, ended up on tv. It happened every once in a while and they like to shut the fuck up.

[Brian Quinn]

So we had one where, I think, was it first or second season where people came in and they bought. So it was a couple. They bought something really expensive and then turned around and tried to return it and say that they were pressured into making the buy.

[Bryan Johnson]

Because of the cameras.

[Brian Quinn]

Because of the cameras.

[James Murray]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

They were gonna sue, right? Or they did sue.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, they were gonna sue if I didn't give them the money back. I didn't want to give them the money.

[Brian Quinn]

But it was a lot, wasn't it? Like a grand.

[Bryan Johnson]

It was over a thousand dollars. But I was just like. I didn't feel it was any way that we would lose it, but I guess battling it for 1000, you'd lose that just in.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

And paying for a lawyer. I didn't know Johnny Law at the time.

[Walter Goggins]

That was my question. If you knew Johnny Law at the time, would you be like, well, now.

[James Murray]

Like the network just leaves you to hang on that. They're like, hey, it's a store problem, not a show problem.

[Bryan Johnson]

AMC wasn't going to be footing our legal bills. They would be like, it's part of your day to day dealings with the customers. And.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

So like, we wouldn't have. Just because our cameras are there doesn't mean that we should be part of the lawsuit.

[James Murray]

Well, your cameras are the one that caused the pressure.

[Bryan Johnson]

So, like they claim, which is probably somewhat true, though they're like, got caught up in the moment. But if they had kept the book, right now, that book's way, way, way more than a thousand dollars. It was a Hulk 181 and a Hulk 340 with Wolverine McFarland cover. You know that.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I Mean a thousand dollars for both of those books.

[James Murray]

It's worth way more now, right? Yeah. Holy.

[Bryan Johnson]

So I mean back. Back then they said that they felt they we had put the price too high.

[James Murray]

Where's that book today?

[Bryan Johnson]

We sold. But we did take it back and we sold.

[James Murray]

You guys, I will say, like, I have been treated well and I have been treated badly by various people in charges of the network over the years. You guys did not get treated as well as you should have got treated, I thought on that show.

[Brian Quinn]

I've heard that from several people. Yeah. In the business.

[James Murray]

I remember trying to like talk to you guys about it at the time, but it was just. It was too.

[Brian Quinn]

Kevin had to.

[James Murray]

It was too walled of a guard of an ecosystem to. Yeah, yeah. But you guys, they didn't treat you like like the stars you were.

[Brian Quinn]

But it was also like, like let's say we were going to hold out for more money. It's like you guys are working at the store anyway. It's like, what would we have done if they've been like, no. We probably would have been like, okay, sorry we asked. Right.

[Bryan Johnson]

I didn't feel we had any. I did not feel we had any leverage.

[James Murray]

Yeah. But like, nonetheless doesn't mean.

[Brian Quinn]

Don't ask.

[James Murray]

You know, you guys didn't even get to know. You guys just preloaded the. No.

[Bryan Johnson]

Every time though.

[Brian Quinn]

We got more money each time. Yeah. And it was because like AMC just bumped it up each time.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Like we did. We didn't have to ask for that. But like I see some of like the reality shows. If it's true, like I see some of the salaries that people get.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

It's a lot more than we were going.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't even salary. It was like. I mean, you guys actually had pretty creative freedom, right? Yeah. So actually that's pretty good, you guys.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. When I look back on it, I'm never like. I mean, would I have liked what I've, you know, going back and if I Time machine if I like, hey, if you ask, you'll get you more money. Of course. But I'll never look back and be like, man, I really think we missed a boat on.

[James Murray]

No, no. I don't think it was anything like bad. But I just remember seeing things like I would have liked to have seen that.

[Bryan Johnson]

I mean your position, you guys at true. Were you were the Beatles, man. You were on 24 7.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, we were.

[Bryan Johnson]

Barely got on before the test pattern got on. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

4. We had no people ready to sing the national anthem.

[James Murray]

No I think what I was spotting was like I saw you guys, it wasn't even a matter of, I don't even remember specifically what I talk about. I just remember the time. And speaking of Brian being like, I don't know, I would maybe ask for this, I would ask for that but, but I've been, nobody's been fucked around more. You know what I mean? Like we're still on that first contract we signed 15 years ago. So you know, don't listen to me.

[Bryan Johnson]

You know, when I look back on it, when that era and what came out of it, I, I, it's all positive and we definitely garnered like a, like a good solid friendship with a good dude in Brian.

[James Murray]

Yeah, yeah. He is awesome.

[Bryan Johnson]

That has now, sir. You know, he says that it's very uncommon that he, that people keep up with each other.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

After, you know, shows end.

[James Murray]

Sure. Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

You know, and that's, that's pretty cool that like, you know, something really cool was, was planted there and it grew into a big fine fat oak.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, it really did. I mean, I mean I look back on that show and the only times I can point at that I would be like, well this kind of sucked was during season two. Certain, you know, things that happened during season two. But like anytime the show was there. Yeah. It was like this is, you couldn't ask for a better job. I mean it was fun.

[James Murray]

Yeah. And you had a tight knit crew too. Like you did the sort of things I like seeing like they had poker games and they hun out and everybody like lived in a house by the beach at times and stuff. Like it was really fun. You guys had a good crew.

[Brian Quinn]

It was very family esque.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I like that.

[Walter Goggins]

They always had a big thing of cashews behind the counter for Ming.

[James Murray]

There you go.

[Bryan Johnson]

You guys are bringing up lawyers. I rarely, I don't think I've ever done it on Tell Them Steve Dave. But I have a television recommendation that's not from 30 years ago.

[Brian Quinn]

Really?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Walter Goggins]

What?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I have a brand new current show.

[James Murray]

Can we guess what it is?

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh yeah, you could guess. If it's about lawyers, I'm sure you can figure it out.

[James Murray]

Matlock.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I keep hearing this is good. No?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, Frank said it too.

[Bryan Johnson]

Frank said Frank 5 turned me on. And I am like, yeah, it won me over. I'm like watching it for the first time ever. I'm like what, what day is it on?

[James Murray]

Oh wow.

[Bryan Johnson]

And I'm like. And I watched it on Thursday night at 9 o'. Clock. Like that's the first time and I don't even know how long it's been that I've made appointment television watching other than a sporting event.

[James Murray]

Sure.

[Bryan Johnson]

But like for a television show, it's unheard of. And my wife is like, I have to stay up till 9 o' clock to watch it. You can't watch it at 6. I was like, no, if we're gonna watch first run, it's gotta be on their time.

[James Murray]

Scathy Bates.

[Bryan Johnson]

Right?

[James Murray]

Like, she's killing it.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, she's really good. Her husband's really good too, in it, but I can't recommend it enough. It's. It's pretty engaging.

[James Murray]

This is the one that's gonna make me watch it because I. I've been hearing it from a few people.

[Bryan Johnson]

You think it's about blue hairs, right? You think it's like, this is for the blue hairs?

[James Murray]

Yeah. There's like a twist to it, right, or something?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's got a nice, like. Yeah, I guess twist is the right word.

[James Murray]

Right.

[Bryan Johnson]

And the twist is revealed immediately, so.

[James Murray]

Oh, so there's no hanging on. It's not.

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, no, no.

[Brian Quinn]

Why?

[Bryan Johnson]

She's doing what she said.

[James Murray]

Okay, yeah, I'll take it out. I'll watch it over the weekend. Yeah, right.

[Bryan Johnson]

But.

[James Murray]

But it's case. It's every week a new case that I.

[Bryan Johnson]

That I'm not as much a big fan of is like these cases that are won every week by miraculous, last second genius.

[James Murray]

But isn't that the format of those going back to the 60s?

[Bryan Johnson]

I never saw the original Matlock.

[James Murray]

Okay.

[Bryan Johnson]

But I imagine that is the formula. Like it's a fucking. The greatest lawyer just happens to be working his name, Matlock, and they come up with amazing, like, they solve these, like, these cases that look like they're done for, but with like a twist of brilliance.

[James Murray]

Oh, that's what it is. That. Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Which I can get tiresome every week when you're like, you know, I just want to see him lose once.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Even on svu, like, the rapist gets away every once in a while. They have to, they have to, they have to get. You keep you guessing.

[Bryan Johnson]

But it's not the, it's not the cases that are engaging. It's what she's doing in the episodes with like the, the twist portion of the. Of the whole motivation of this character.

[James Murray]

Wow. You got me intrigued, dude.

[Bryan Johnson]

I think you're like, you got to give it at least four episodes.

[James Murray]

I will.

[Bryan Johnson]

I was just like, what the fuck is Frank talking about? Does he have a sack at this point? It turns out he does.

[James Murray]

All right, man.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, we were. We do. We just started a new show with the. With Patreon, and he wanted to involve the Waltons and was summarily shut down.

[James Murray]

He's out.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, no Waltons. So I brought in this thing, and we'll see how good Walt is at it. Because you. I consider you to be. Probably know more about the 50s than any of us.

[Bryan Johnson]

I would say that's probably accurate. I mean, but all my 50s knowledge comes from 70s 70s entertainment.

[Brian Quinn]

That's true.

[Bryan Johnson]

Grease and Happy Days.

[James Murray]

It's like calling yourself an astronaut because you watch Star Wars.

[Bryan Johnson]

If every answer to that, like, who did. Who did this in the 50s? If it's not Fonzie or Danny Zuko, I may not be the expert.

[Walter Goggins]

Cunningham Hardware.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, this is. You get a choice. It's a. It's A or B. Okay, so I give you a term.

[Bryan Johnson]

You're gonna ask me and Kieran.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I'm gonna ask you.

[Bryan Johnson]

And who knows more about the 50s?

[Brian Quinn]

She knows who more 50s.

[James Murray]

It's like Canada with the hockey game. You gotta win this one.

[Bryan Johnson]

Okay, If a guy. How much younger are you?

[James Murray]

I was born in 76, so 10.

[Bryan Johnson]

Years younger than me or nine years younger than me. If he beats me. What does that say about my knowledge? What does that say?

[James Murray]

That means that I watched Happy Days, dude.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, see, I don't know that it's Happy Days is going to help you, because what it is, is I'm going to give you the one term and then two definitions. One is. One is.

[Bryan Johnson]

Are these slang terms?

[Brian Quinn]

50 slang or. Or. And the second is porn slang.

[Bryan Johnson]

All right, Porn slang.

[Brian Quinn]

Right. So you have to guess whether it's 50 slang or 2025 porn term. Okay, so this might be difficult.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Brian Quinn]

Unless you're familiar with the I saw Porkies.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's like, to me, I thought that was porn. Yeah, that was set in the 50s.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Set in the 50s, right? Was it Porky's? Yeah, right.

[Walter Goggins]

Never saw it.

[Bryan Johnson]

You guys ever saw Porkies?

[James Murray]

I mean, I saw it in the 80s.

[Brian Quinn]

I can't remember when it was set. I think you're probably right. It probably was the 50s.

[James Murray]

Okay. Based on the cars and everything. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

So the first term is spooning your scarf.

[James Murray]

Spooning your scarf?

[Brian Quinn]

Yes. Does it mean eating your food? Or does it mean similar to a snowball but eating it with a small spoon?

[James Murray]

Oh, my God. This is what people are up to.

[Bryan Johnson]

Can Q go first? Then I'LL either agree or disagree with him.

[Brian Quinn]

Sure.

[James Murray]

I mean, I've never heard of this at all. Spooning your scarf. What's the first meaning again?

[Brian Quinn]

The first is eating your food.

[James Murray]

Spoon your scarf, man. Let's go to the. Let's go to the. Let's go to the drive in tonight. You know, it starts soon, so spoon your scarf.

[Bryan Johnson]

I remember when Potsy.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Was at the drive in with his girlfriend and Ralph Mouth was in the back seat, and they were like, hey, I'm trying to spoon my scarf wig with Rhonda here. Go get some popcorn from the fucking snack stand so I can spoon the scarf.

[James Murray]

But that's the third meaning, because he's saying that it means eat.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, they were talking about blowjobs.

[James Murray]

Oh, all right, I'm gonna go porn turn.

[Brian Quinn]

You're gonna go porn term.

[James Murray]

Because I've never heard this before.

[Brian Quinn]

So similar to a snowball, but eating it with a small spoon.

[Bryan Johnson]

See, I don't know why scarf would be in there. Like, unless they're wearing scarf down. Oh, okay. I thought they mean, you know, I'm gonna agree with Q just because I'm not sure and I don't want to be down one already.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay, well, you shouldn't have done that. Yeah, because it's a 50s term meaning eating your food. That's what all the kids were saying. Come on, Q, let's go down to the malt shop and scarf some spoon. Some scarf.

[James Murray]

I don't understand it.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't understand it either, but okay, I like it. A lot of them don't make sense. You're not gonna be like, oh, okay, I totally get it.

[Bryan Johnson]

I wonder when it was the last time it was used in a public forum where the last person said it not trying to be meant it. Yeah, like it wasn't ironic.

[James Murray]

They're dead now. I'm still.

[Walter Goggins]

Listen to this guy over here saying, spoon your scarf.

[Brian Quinn]

So I should ask Pam and Edgar, like, do you guys recognize any of these terms?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Your dad will be like, yeah, that's when I eat my come out of a spoon.

[Brian Quinn]

Is it a small spoon?

[James Murray]

I throw you a hip.

[Walter Goggins]

I make your mom use a small spoon.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay, so the second term is gooning. Okay, now, does it mean hanging around with nothing to do or loitering? Or does it mean an extreme form of edging? Gooning.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't know what edging means.

[Brian Quinn]

Edging is, like, when you jerk off but don't come and then, like, let it go, and then you jerk off again later on and come and don't let it go. Like.

[Bryan Johnson]

Okay, well, why would that be in a porno, though?

[Brian Quinn]

Why would that be porno?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, why would anybody want to watch that, though?

[Walter Goggins]

Oh, you'd be surprised.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, it's. Oh, it's homosexual porn.

[Brian Quinn]

Could be. I mean, I doubt a lot of women are watching it. You're probably right about that.

[James Murray]

It's funny. I've always heard edging is like a. More of a woman thing than a man thing, really.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I do know a couple girls who told me about it.

[James Murray]

That's where I learned about it.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

So only. But girls can't edge themselves, though.

[James Murray]

Yeah, they can. It's just bringing it to the brink and then stop bringing it to the edge and then stop stopping.

[Bryan Johnson]

Show up and play right now. Is edging a 50s term or a porn terming?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Oh, gooning.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it's a 50s.

[James Murray]

I'm gonna. I was gonna. I'm gonna say it's a porn term.

[Brian Quinn]

You can say it's a porn term.

[James Murray]

I think so. Look at this. I never heard it.

[Bryan Johnson]

Goon.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but he's. But edging has been around for so long now that it has to have evolved into something else already. So I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say gooning's porn term.

[Brian Quinn]

All right, Q, you're on the board.

[James Murray]

Oh, well, I'm sorry. All right, we'll get this. The next one's going to be all you, bud.

[Brian Quinn]

Yes. Gooning is an extreme form of edging, wherein you continuously simulate your stimulate yourself for hours on end without reaching a climax in order to experience the goon state, A deeply meditative experience akin to meditation.

[James Murray]

I'll just meditate. Or better yet, I'll just watch tv.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay, Spike.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, fucking definitely. Remember, Spike was sponsor's nephew. It's gotta be a 50s. Or you mean spiking the punch?

[Brian Quinn]

Does it mean to copy homework? Or does it mean to slam a handful of come onto a woman's bust after nutting porn?

[James Murray]

I'm gonna spike her.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Come in and go right onto her boobs.

[Walter Goggins]

You said but.

[Bryan Johnson]

You said but at first.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, did I say but? Oh, bust. I think I said. I meant bust. Sorry, I didn't mean.

[Walter Goggins]

But he said but.

[Bryan Johnson]

Wait a minute.

[James Murray]

That one doesn't even make sense to me.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I might say that's a 50s now because he it up.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, I have bust written down. I have bust written down here.

[James Murray]

And what's the. What's the 50s version?

[Brian Quinn]

It's a copy.

[Walter Goggins]

Homework.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I'm gonna go 50s and you're.

[Brian Quinn]

Also going 50s, Walt.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, I'm gonna go porn.

[Brian Quinn]

You're gonna go porn now?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Oh, come on, dude.

[Bryan Johnson]

I'm down too.

[Brian Quinn]

Down too.

[James Murray]

Come on, daddy. O.

[Brian Quinn]

All right, this is your chance to come back, Walt. I feel good for you in this one.

[James Murray]

23 Skidoo. Isn't it 43 Skidoo?

[Brian Quinn]

23. Yes, it's 23.

[James Murray]

23 Skidoo.

[Brian Quinn]

Dump truck. Is it a lousy time? Example. Her party was a total dump truck. Or is it a large or shapely bottom?

[James Murray]

I mean, I've heard it. She's got dumps like a truck, truck, truck. What? What?

[Brian Quinn]

What?

[James Murray]

Even that song's old now, man. But it sounds like it's derogatory. Either way, I'm gonna say 1950s.

[Brian Quinn]

1950S. I think it's a lousy time.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't even think that's a porn term, though. Just to say somebody has a large derriere that looks like a dump truck would. I don't think that would make the grade as a porn term. So I'm gonna say it's 50s.

[Brian Quinn]

You don't think so?

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, because that's not something that, like, I would think would be so only used in the porn industry. Like, she's got a bottom like a dump truck.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay. All right. Well, turns out it's a larger, shapely bottom. All right, this is just a list that I saw of porn terms, so.

[Bryan Johnson]

I thought you were throwing a curveball there because.

[Brian Quinn]

Right. I hear you. I hear you.

[Bryan Johnson]

It's not something that I don't think would be exclusive to the porn world to say that phrase. And it's not an act either. It's just a describing of.

[Walter Goggins]

Okay, that part sounds good.

[James Murray]

All right, well, hey, no points.

[Bryan Johnson]

Maybe strike that one and just dump that.

[James Murray]

Well, we both got that one.

[Bryan Johnson]

Give it to me.

[James Murray]

It's a negative.

[Bryan Johnson]

Just give me the points. Because you didn't understand your own game.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm going back and seeing if I said butter. Okay. Birds nested.

[James Murray]

Ah, birds nested.

[Brian Quinn]

Does it mean all mixed up, or is it a term referring to the comeback of bushy pubic hair?

[James Murray]

God almighty. He's got his brain. His brain's all burned. Next. Like that sort of thing. Like, yeah, he's in. He's falling in love with that chick. His brain's all a bird nest.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, he's bird nested.

[James Murray]

Makes sense.

[Brian Quinn]

What to do.

[James Murray]

Or what was the other one?

[Brian Quinn]

A term referring to the comeback of bushy pubic hair.

[James Murray]

Got a bird's nest.

[Bryan Johnson]

I Don't think they have. Do they still have pubic hair? So everything's shady.

[James Murray]

It's coming back.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that's a term referring to the comeback. Bushy pubic.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, I thought you said the combat. I thought you said that it was.

[Brian Quinn]

All on the side.

[James Murray]

This question's invalid as well.

[Walter Goggins]

Now comb it over to the bald spot. Nina Merkin.

[James Murray]

I'm going to go with bird's nest as a pubic hair because there's a reason I wouldn't have heard of it, because, you know, that's just not my generation. My generation ain't looking for the bird's nest.

[Brian Quinn]

Right.

[Bryan Johnson]

I'll go 50s.

[Brian Quinn]

Walt, you're on the board.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah. I like that term. We should bring that back. Fucking mind's a bird nest, man.

[Walter Goggins]

The front office looks like a bird's nest.

[Brian Quinn]

I got quite a few more, actually. Let's see. Nip knops.

[James Murray]

Nip knops.

[Brian Quinn]

Was it a popular style of shoes or nipples?

[James Murray]

Shoes.

[Brian Quinn]

You're saying shoes. Huh?

[Bryan Johnson]

I'm gonna say shoes as well.

[Brian Quinn]

Sorry, boys. Nip knobs refers to nipples.

[James Murray]

And. What? Why.

[Walter Goggins]

Why not just say nips?

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

This is just what I read on this website. I can't say for sure.

[Walter Goggins]

I'm gonna add an extra syllable on.

[Brian Quinn]

Double bubble. Does it mean a cute girl or two guys releasing on a lady's face at the same time?

[James Murray]

I'll let you go first on this one, Walt. I know Double bubble is very popular. 50s era gum. Right?

[Walter Goggins]

I think they still make, like, gumball.

[Bryan Johnson]

Double yum.

[James Murray]

Double yum.

[Bryan Johnson]

That was the name of the gum. Yeah. There was a double gum, though.

[Brian Quinn]

There was a little yellow package, little yellow wrapper.

[Bryan Johnson]

Cute girl.

[Brian Quinn]

Double bubble.

[Bryan Johnson]

Double bubble. I don't. I mean, it doesn't make any sense, though. Like, why. Why double it? What's the bubble reference? What's the I has to be a porn phrase. I'll go porn phrase.

[Brian Quinn]

You're gonna go porn phrase.

[James Murray]

I'll go 50s.

[Brian Quinn]

Q, you're on fire.

[James Murray]

Oh.

[Bryan Johnson]

How does that make any sense now?

[Brian Quinn]

I looked these up.

[James Murray]

I thought it was like a boob thing because.

[Brian Quinn]

And it doesn't really give you any idea of why they would call this double bubble. A cute girl at double bubble.

[James Murray]

Look at that. Double bubble.

[Brian Quinn]

Mm.

[James Murray]

It's gotta be a reference to the boobs.

[Walter Goggins]

Or the boobs in the butt.

[Bryan Johnson]

Remember Fonzie was always dating the twins?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's the only time, like, he could say it. Unless you're not dating twins. I don't know. You should be using the Word.

[Walter Goggins]

Double bubble.

[James Murray]

He would show up with a twin on each arm.

[Walter Goggins]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[James Murray]

The implication being he was. He was fucking them both.

[Walter Goggins]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Or at least making out with them. Like maybe some heavy petting.

[Walter Goggins]

Oh, you got your braces.

[James Murray]

But we don't. We don't. As a viewer, we're not left to assume that the Fonz isn't getting his dick wet. Right. Like, we're assuming he is.

[Brian Quinn]

He's gotta be.

[James Murray]

He's gotta be, right?

[Bryan Johnson]

There was nothing shown or said to lead you to believe that he was actually having intercourse. It looked like heavy petting was about all he was up to.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but I mean, how old was.

[Brian Quinn]

He supposed to be? He was older than the guy. So he's in his 20s.

[Bryan Johnson]

He was about me.

[Guest Speaker]

If.

[Bryan Johnson]

If Maybe a year older than those guys.

[Brian Quinn]

Like, he had graduated and they were.

[Bryan Johnson]

Two years older than. But I don't. I. I never got the idea that he was actually completing. He was having intercourse. Full blown intercourse.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, there's that one scene where Richie goes out on a date with a girl and he says they play chess. And Fonzie violently grabs him by the shirt. And he didn't seem like he was psyched about it. It seemed like he was angry about it. He's like, you played with her chest. He's like, no, no, Fonz, we played chess.

[James Murray]

What is going on in that town, man?

[Brian Quinn]

And Rich, he was, like, easily 17 at the time. I don't know why. Well, your friend would be that worked up.

[James Murray]

But how could you be that cool and have the looks and the motorcycle and.

[Bryan Johnson]

And.

[James Murray]

And all that stuff and not be closing the deal?

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know. I don't.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't think it needed to be addressed right.

[James Murray]

But what do you think?

[Bryan Johnson]

I think. I think there were some. Some of the gals that were older than him. Yeah, I think they. Absolutely.

[James Murray]

And we don't think the Fonz was a virgin.

[Bryan Johnson]

Maybe by season four. But I think seasons one, two, and three.

[Walter Goggins]

I think the font is worried about child support.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Walter Goggins]

Because I remember when you had to take care of the baby at Laverne and Shirley's. He was very upset about that.

[James Murray]

Oh, wow. Jesus. All right.

[Brian Quinn]

Bubble, bubble, double bubble. Okay. Fluky. Is it a jerk or is it an accidental fart during anal sex? A fluky.

[James Murray]

Oh, man. I'm gonna go with anal sex.

[Brian Quinn]

Gonna go anal sex.

[Bryan Johnson]

I thought the same thing.

[James Murray]

She bopped out a flukie.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. I say I'm gonna go with Q. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

You guys would not Be home at the 50s. It's a jerk.

[James Murray]

Look at this Fluky.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, look at this fluke coming our way. Why doesn't he leave us alone?

[James Murray]

I don't know about this, man. I'm not living it.

[Brian Quinn]

Tough, right?

[Bryan Johnson]

I'm winning your proclaimed love about farts. I'm surprised you didn't know that. That it wasn't definitely not a fart. Because I figured you knew everything, you know, love of fart humor.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but not like discussing anal sex farts, you know, that has no place in comedy wars.

[Brian Quinn]

See, here's a. Here's the next one. Hot spook. Is it a good kid?

[James Murray]

This kid's a hot spook.

[Brian Quinn]

Right? Or is it ghost sex? A practice where two people have sex while basically not touching each other as much as possible.

[Walter Goggins]

What's the 50s? Keep in mind.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't think that's a porn term. I'm going to go 50s.

[James Murray]

I've never heard of that before in my life.

[Bryan Johnson]

Unless they're. Are they shooting that type of porn? I doubt it. People touch each other as little as possible, right? It's got to be 50s.

[James Murray]

Yeah. I'm going to go 50s.

[Brian Quinn]

All right. You're both right.

[James Murray]

Yeah. All right.

[Brian Quinn]

All right, Walt 42.

[James Murray]

No flukes here.

[Brian Quinn]

If Walt. If you can get these next two right and Q gets them wrong, you at least tie up, okay?

[James Murray]

There's only two left.

[Brian Quinn]

There's only two left. Oh, boy. Walt, an accountant. Hey, man, that guy's a real accountant. Is it a boring nerd or. It is a sex worker or only fans? Creator.

[James Murray]

I'm gonna say onlyfans creator.

[Bryan Johnson]

So I have to go the opposite with him, even though I think he's right. Just for the sake of the.

[James Murray]

Well, what did you think it was?

[Bryan Johnson]

I think it's what you think it is.

[James Murray]

Then I'll take the other one. You could take it.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's not.

[James Murray]

It keeps it interesting. For the last. For the last one.

[Walter Goggins]

Not if everybody knows.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it doesn't.

[James Murray]

I'll say it's a 50s term.

[Brian Quinn]

Term.

[Bryan Johnson]

I'll say it's an only fans.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, you're so caught up. Oh, so caught up. Three, Three to four right now.

[James Murray]

All right.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. And I guess it comes from, like, since if you're a sex worker, only fans. If people. Hey, what do you do? I'm an accountant. Yeah. So that you don't have to go into it, because accountants are, you know, notoriously the most boring trade out there. Okay, this is the last one. Walt, you can at least tie up here. Bad dad from Baghdad. Is it a guy who thinks he's tough, or is it a subgenre of porn where older Arabic men have sex with barely legal girls?

[Bryan Johnson]

I want to qa.

[James Murray]

I'll take the porn version, please.

[Bryan Johnson]

I do not think that's, you know.

[James Murray]

The bad dad from Baghdad.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't think that the porn industry wants to be known as that.

[Brian Quinn]

You want to keep classy.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's racist.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Why dad from Baghdad?

[Walter Goggins]

What was was Baghdad known of, like, in the 50s? Like, was it a popular.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it was back.

[Brian Quinn]

I think it was totally different.

[Walter Goggins]

Yeah, I mean, I know I'm sure he was around, but were that where people.

[Bryan Johnson]

Countries are changing names constantly in the 50s, you know, it was like, I wouldn't know. Every other week they had different names from being overthrown by some other Middle.

[Walter Goggins]

Eastern country, some other bad dad.

[James Murray]

There is a corniness to the bad dad bag gad thing that makes me sound like it's the 50s, but I really do see it working. I think it's 50s as a porn sub genre.

[Bryan Johnson]

And you say it's porn, Cube?

[James Murray]

Yeah, I'll say it's porn.

[Brian Quinn]

All right. Well, yes, Walt, you can hold your head high.

[Bryan Johnson]

He's got a tie out of it.

[James Murray]

All right. You're a bad dad from Baghdad, bro.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I don't even. That didn't even sound racist to me when I made it up.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's usually how it goes. Oblivious.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

So that's it. That's 50 porn terms versus or 50s terms versus porn terms.

[Bryan Johnson]

Very good.

[Brian Quinn]

That's fun, right?

[James Murray]

Yeah. If we played it again, we should produce it with like, like, a girl saying the terms and like, a sexy voice to really throw us off. Like bad dad from Baghdad.

[Brian Quinn]

Right?

[James Murray]

Throw us off a little bit. That'd be my note on that game.

[Brian Quinn]

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[James Murray]

Oh.

[Walter Goggins]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Walter Goggins]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Walter Goggins]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Walter Goggins]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[James Murray]

Yeah, you didn't want to talk about the weather for another.

[Brian Quinn]

I would like. What do you think? Yeah, I did want to. Curious, though, what you think of what should be done with Kanye.

[Bryan Johnson]

Kanye West.

[Brian Quinn]

Kanye West.

[Bryan Johnson]

Why has he been. Has it been in the news lately?

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yeah. He was selling a swastika T shirt.

[Walter Goggins]

Advertised on the Super Bowl.

[James Murray]

What the hell is going on with this guy?

[Bryan Johnson]

He advertised it on the Super Bowl.

[Walter Goggins]

He advertised his website. And the website led you to his. Where he was selling swastika teas.

[Bryan Johnson]

I did not hear any of this. When you say what should be done about him?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Like, should he be forcefully put into a hospital or something? Like, he's obviously crazy, right? Like a guy who's like literally says, I love Hitler. I'm a Nazi. All this other stuff. That'll be a clip for this week.

[James Murray]

What is that? Yeah, he just. There's no sense. He just seems nuts. There's no sense of some overriding plan or artistic statement or anything being made. He just seems like a lunatic. But then you see the photos of his wife and you're like, he's doing something right.

[Brian Quinn]

Ex wife. Q. What do you mean they're getting divorced? It looks like.

[James Murray]

No, that love. That love story ended badly.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Did you see?

[Bryan Johnson]

I thought that was like our modern day Romeo And Juliet.

[James Murray]

Yeah. I don't believe in love anymore.

[Bryan Johnson]

The way he forced her walk around nude.

[James Murray]

Right. Hey, now, there's no word that he.

[Brian Quinn]

Forced her when they're like.

[Walter Goggins]

Yeah, he said she was totally willing, highly encouraged her.

[Brian Quinn]

Strongly encouraged. So you did see the. I guess it was at the Grammys when they're like, show your outfit, show your outfit. And she takes off. She's wearing. Did you see it?

[James Murray]

Oh, I saw the pictures. Yeah. I didn't see it that night.

[Brian Quinn]

Nuts, isn't it?

[James Murray]

She's totally naked. It's wild.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, she's naked. And they go to the Grammys and they said there's not going to be anything done about it. Now Janet Jackson showed a nipple for a millisecond and it was the biggest deal on earth.

[James Murray]

It's nuts.

[Bryan Johnson]

It was a long time ago.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Grand scheme of things.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

People are more.

[Bryan Johnson]

Social media has not as shameful today has eroded any sense of class and shame, dignity, decency. Yes. And is it a byproduct of it now?

[Brian Quinn]

Is it just people's nature then to be mean and spiteful and shitty? Because like it comes out on the Internet all the time, right? Yeah, like in the comments and it's. It. But it's just like. It's not that you can't do it in real life. It just. It's not practical to do that, to like to talk to people that way in real life. It's not. Probably not going to go your way many times if you talk to that way people in real life.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, you get it out. Like you're able to get that urge to pile on out on the Internet. I guess for some people it's healthy if they don't get it out there. Maybe in real life they get it out in a different manner.

[James Murray]

I don't know. People talk to each other like they talk to each other on the Internet. Brian's right. They get punched in the face and it's like maybe that's what people needed to keep them in line.

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, did you have you. Do you want the opposite, though? Do you want to go the route that England's going now? Or they're where they're like policing what everybody says.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, dude, that's up. Isn't it? Like a resident.

[Bryan Johnson]

It's insane what's going on in Brit. Like if our British friends.

[James Murray]

Why? What's the. What's the holy.

[Bryan Johnson]

Now they've got Apple to let they. There's no unencrypted shit anymore. Like Apple now has given all the all the information or all the what's. How would you describe what, what Apple did? So now the government can see everything that you've written on your phone, right?

[Brian Quinn]

Keys, Total transparency.

[Bryan Johnson]

It's nuts.

[James Murray]

Why?

[Bryan Johnson]

They want to crack down on hate. They want to crack down on the.

[James Murray]

Name of hate speech.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

That's crazy. That's pretty wild. They want to go through your stuff to see what your personal thoughts are. To see if you, if you, I guess, wait, like in your private slide. Like, if I think it's.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't know if it's like, if I take. Like if you text one of your friends and you said something hateful in.

[James Murray]

It, which I would never do.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, I'm not saying you did, but.

[James Murray]

Let'S say, let's just delete this firehouse chain right here. All right, good.

[Bryan Johnson]

But let's. I don't know if they could go after you for that. I think if you were under a pseudonym name, you put up something on, on X or on Facebook, then, yeah, they're going to come after you and you're going to, you're going to pay a penalty, whether it be a fine or even possibly jail time.

[James Murray]

I didn't know about this. No, I am. I. Every time I've looked at the news lately, I've been like, oh, yeah, that's right. This is why I don't look at the news anymore, because there's nothing I can do and it just makes me feel bad. So this isn't making me feel any better. That's pretty crazy. Like, how did it get to that? How did it get to that?

[Bryan Johnson]

I wish I could tell you. I'm not. I don't really keep up to date on the state of the fair.

[James Murray]

See, this, this is a problem. Look, I obviously have displayed over the years. I'm no political expert, but, like, that's the sort of thing that, I mean, that's the sort of thing that people really rebel against. And the people who lead the rebellion in the beginning, and I don't mean like gonna get muskets and shit like that, but the people who, like start rabble rousing are the people who are like, I want to be able to say shitty things about people. And then so everybody's like, well, I don't really want to get on board with what he's saying, but, like, I don't want to not be able to say what I want. And that's how you end up voting for fucking people who are kind of crazy because you're like, he's the only one saying it. I got no other options but to vote for him.

[Bryan Johnson]

This is what I've seen. I don't even know if it's true because I don't. I don't. Like. I don't believe anything has seen it. Maybe Britain isn't even doing this. I don't know.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know.

[Walter Goggins]

I know Germany is.

[Bryan Johnson]

Is Britain doing it? I thought that. I've seen.

[Walter Goggins]

I. I've seen.

[Bryan Johnson]

I've seen reports that they are, and I'm just like. I don't.

[Walter Goggins]

I've seen videos where the cops show up at the house of somebody who, like, you posted this on Facebook and we're here to arrest you.

[James Murray]

That's crazy.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I've seen videos.

[James Murray]

What sort of things are they saying? Is it like, I'm going to assassinate the king and.

[Bryan Johnson]

I guess it's more about immigrants. Yeah, immigrants and stuff.

[Brian Quinn]

Immigrants and transgender. And this one, even that says that this is back in August some. There was a Muslim asylum seeker who was responsible for a mass stabbing that left three children dead. And I guess there were riots about it. And people in America were like, egging on the riots, you know, online.

[James Murray]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

And the head of police is now threatening extradition and jail time for US Citizens for online posts allegedly egging on the violence from afar. Good fucking luck.

[James Murray]

Yeah, good luck.

[Brian Quinn]

Good fucking luck coming to America and fucking transporting somebody back there. Because you said something mean about an.

[James Murray]

Immigrant who stabbed kids.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Who stabbed three kids.

[Bryan Johnson]

But you better not.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, I guess it's.

[Bryan Johnson]

You better not plan a holiday to Britain, though. If you got a. If you got a lot of social media posts that are considered criminal, though.

[James Murray]

Yeah. You got to worry about it.

[Brian Quinn]

They may hear about that bad dad from Baghdad. Shit.

[Bryan Johnson]

Tell him, Steve Dave.