
SEC Mike & Cousin Shane are back to talk some SEC Football! Favorite college football game attended? (2:45), Would we welcome cousins on the show? (9:45), Will teams ever rest players in regular season? (12:00), Will 9-3 SEC make the Playoff? (16:00), SEC Media Days interviews (19:30), best record in '26: Mizzou, Carolina, Auburn or Florida? (22:30), Mizzou's Path to the Playoff? (28:00), could a team ranked 17-25 win the natty? (30:00), does Sark get fired if Texas doesn't make the Playoff? (35:30), Florida Path to the Playoff? (37:15), Ideal 2026 SEC Road Trip? (41:00), SEC traditions (50:00), Cousin Shane food questions (53:30) Advertising inquiries: thatsecpodcast@gmail.com Interested in helping us grow the channel? Become an Official Cousin by signing up for a membership to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8aQL-yFS2ZoSkUBeMfYesA/join We have t-shirts for sale! Check out our merchandise store featuring shirts, hoodies, stickers, coffee mugs, pillows, phone ca...
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Shane
Welcome in to the latest episode of that SEC podcast. I'm your host, Harris Fearless Mike, and on the left side is skinny cousin Shay. What's going on, cousin Shay?
Mike
Yeah, what's going on, brother?
Shane
Oh, man. We are one more week in the books. One week closer to college football, Mike. Can you feel it? Can you feel it? This time next week will be exhausted from all the SEC content heading your way. That's right. We are heading down to media day Sunday. And from Sunday to Thursday, we are going to have so much wonderful content heading your way. So be sure you have those notifications on. And if you haven't yet, please like and subscribe. It does help the show grow. You may say you may save someone's life if you just pass this show topic to someone else, but if you don't. You know where else you could go, Mike? To have a good time? You could go on down to Tennessee Legend Distillery. That's right. Come see our folks this week. They got a paint sip going on. We're gonna miss it, Mike. But my wife will be there with her crew, so they're looking forward to that. Gonna have a great ladies day. Yeah. Yeah. You think I'm wild? Wait till you see these. These hands. You know what I. Hey, it's like family over there. And if you do swing in, be sure to let them know the cousin sent you. Not only we get a discount, but you will also receive a bonus gift.
Mike
Man, how can you beat that?
Shane
You can't. You can't. Where can you go and get free stuff? It's just. It's a rarity now, you know, they
Mike
just don't do it back in my
Shane
day, you know, when I was a kid buying gum. A pack of gum for 5 cents, you know, you can't do that now. They. The nickel is going to be the next coin they get rid of, right? They got rid of all the pennies.
Mike
So you think so?
Shane
Yeah, it's coming eventually. We'll be a coinless society. And how sad is that? How sad is that?
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Mike
What else?
Shane
All those poor water fountains not going to get, you know, getting rained on anymore.
Mike
Well, I'll tell you where. At least we didn't. We're not questioning this, which is good because we got an SEC Mailbag. Buddy, you ready to answer some questions from the cuzzos?
Shane
Hell yeah, let's do it.
Mike
All right, first one. Shane. Shout out. Cousin Glenn Warsaw, official cousin. Official cousins always get their questions answered. And I think I see Glenn. Yeah, Glenn's in the comments here, so we appreciate you, buddy. Great question here, Shane. What's your favorite college football game you've ever attended?
Shane
Oh, ever attended. I think I've said this one before. And I'm. I hate that I cannot remember the year. But Tennessee fans will know Arian Foster was on this. On this roster. We. We go down to Athens, Georgia. We're supposed to win this game, Mike. Supposed to win this damn game and hit the lead up the part. I mean, we just. We were down there to have good time. We were drinking, cutting up. We're gonna knock these dogs back a step or two, you know, and the next thing you know, I look up or down like 217 at half, and I was like, holy shit, what did we get into? What we got into was one of the most epic comebacks ever. And them dog fans, if you were there, you probably remember it as well. But we ended up winning that game like 50 something to 20. It was fantast. We got down there. We were dancing and singing with the band. So if I'm. If I'm saying my favorite game, you know, it's probably not one that's brought up on the list, but it was one that I just had such a great time going to. And I'll always, always remember Athens that way.
Mike
Interesting.
Shane
What about yours?
Mike
Is that the last time they beat. Beat George?
Shane
It felt. It feels like it. Well, I. You know, I wish I was down there at the. The Jennings, you know, Hail Mary. That was awesome. But I. I could tell you exactly where I was. And it wasn't sitting down. That was the last time I ran. I ran up and down the hall. I was so damn excited for that one. So. Yeah, a couple Georgia games.
Mike
You know, I was thinking about this the other day because we had an opportunity.
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Mike
To go to 22. Tennessee, Alabama. I don't know if you remember that. Yeah. Got a skybox, seats and everything.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Shane's like, I can't go.
Shane
Let's just watch it here. I'm at. I'm at now.
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Mike
What a. What a game that would have been. You know what?
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Shane
I don't remember the skybox thing. I think this. It's like that fishing story. Fish gets bigger, you know? You remember we're going to run through the tee and you didn't want to go because your knee was hurting you.
Mike
No, my D was doing good, but. So when you bailed, I was going to take my dad and he had had hip surgery that week.
Shane
Oh.
Mike
And I was like, well, I'm not gonna drag his ass.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
I didn't want him to feel bad, you know, so. Yeah. But we had a good time. But that. That would have been the answer.
Shane
That was a Good one.
Mike
But I'm gonna go with. I'm trying to look up the year here one day. Speaking of my dad, we went to Ole Miss.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Undefeated at lsu. It was a big time matchup. Trying to. I think I got it right here. I think it was. What year would that have been? 2,000. All right, here we go. 2014. Oh, I got vacated. But it still happened, Shay, because I was there, right? It was. It still happened. So 2014, Ole Miss, undefeated in the top five. Hugh, freeze. Shout out.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
You know how I feel about that
Shane
basketball at that time.
Mike
And then LSU did the unthinkable. Shane. And it was an ugly ass game. 10 to 7. LSU scored at the end there on the goal line. Only touchdown they scored all game. But that's all it took, man. And they stormed the field. But there's nothing quite like LSU Baton Rouge when there's a big time game.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
And we ran into so many Ole Miss frat boys when it was done and they were just, just mf this and you know, they were destroying stuff. I was like, that's. I, I've been there. But that, that had to been up there of Tennessee, Florida. I was a student. That was the, the game where Will Hoyt missed the extra point.
Shane
Oh, man, that would have been a. Oh yard field goal to win.
Mike
They get the ball back. Yeah. And he makes this amazing kick. Florida goes down. I was at that one. I was at 98. Tennessee. Florida. Oh, that was. Steve Spurrier owned Tennessee, of course, but not that year, Shane. Not that year. I believe Florida missed an extra point in that one, if I recall. And that was kind of the start of that. Well, I guess it really started with Syracuse, but not for Tennessee fans. It's like you don't believe you're going to do anything big till you beat Florida, you know?
Shane
Yeah. Yeah.
Mike
And that was a year. So those, those games stand out to me. I know I'm going more than one, but. No, well, it's like, it's like your kids. How can you pick your favorite kid? You know what?
Shane
And it's not necessarily the game itself. Right. I. We had an absolute blast in Bristol, Tennessee, Virginia Tech, you know, I mean, the game kind of sucked, right? I mean, we won, which was awesome. But the whole build up, camping out, man, it was. We had a absolute blast there. Mizzou, Oklahoma, a couple years ago that if those first three quarters didn't suck so bad, this would be number one on my list. But the way that thing ended, especially seeing a few of those Mizzou fans sneaking out there at the end, trying to beat the traffic and then. Oh, just one of the craziest endings of a football game to ever happen. So I would definitely put that one on the list. But there's been some really, really, really great football. I remember Nick Saban coming up. LSU and Kelly Washington having three touchdowns and we just waxed his ass. You know, that was awesome. Of course we won't talk about the SEC championship later that year, but 2001, I think that one was so. There's been some really. I've. I've been to some great football games, man.
Mike
Hey, shout out cousin Fred wedding on Saturday. Gonna need some cheers to pick me up.
Shane
Yeah, I think I got some of
Mike
that laying around somewhere, Fred. If you want it off the.
Shane
Well, Fred, this is exactly when you should be doing weddings. You know, you should not having them in the fall, that's for sure.
Mike
Yeah.
Shane
Which my brother, I have not given him the bad news yet. Flying white, if you're watching. Probably gonna make that one. So I apologize.
Mike
I. Don't worry. He's not watching.
Shane
Nah, he's not. He usually texts us during the show, which. I'll do it.
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Mike
All right. Shade, how about. Oh, good question here. And I've had a couple cousins reach out with something similar, but Thunderstick gm, cool name. He's an official cousin. Shane, would y' all ever consider bringing on an official cousin from each fan base to talk about their team maybe as a preseason series to get a fan's perspective on the team?
Shane
I don't, I don't hate it, Mike. You know, I think it would be kind of cool to, to get that. You know, we talked about different things. We talked about doing the video games and, and getting the cousins on. We, me and you were even discussing the other day about potentially doing a college fantasy league or something. You know, just to kind of check this out. But we will have something in place. But right now, nothing on the books for official cousins. You got to get vetted. You know that we do this live. And, and I'm not saying we're not like fine bombing. We got a six second thing. We can hit a button and we're okay. You know, you let some words fly on here then you know, Tennessee legend may say, see you guys. So you gotta be care. Maybe some pre recorded stuff.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, we gotta. I've gotta get with them and figure out how they do, how they handle all that, you know.
Shane
You know that may be something we do. Just not a call in show. But Maybe you send a video clip saying you know something about your, you know, something, some question or something comes up and maybe we kind of splice those together and make a, a show at it. That wouldn't be a bad idea.
Mike
I think there's something there.
Shane
The wheel's turning. I like it.
Mike
Marler live, please.
Shane
No,
Mike
that's a good point. That's a good point. All right, how about this? Shane. Me, Shane and a lot of legend. We talk ball for hours.
Shane
We'd never stop. It never stops.
Mike
Sec, Sean, appreciate your buddy, not media days question, but do you guys think we'll ever see teams resting players at the end of the season if they're locked into the playoff?
Shane
I do, I do worry about this because it's going to happen and I don't think it necessarily happens in our conference. You know, I just. Not with Sankey in charge. I feel like there would be some, especially like an sec. I always wonder about like an SEC championship. You got a guy that's a little banged up, maybe 70, 60%, you know, you really need them. But man, it'd be awesome if you could just sit him for a couple more weeks before he plays a playoff game. You know, I could see something like that. We've seen it in the past with, was it Ohio State kind of doing something like this with some dudes that were questionable. So that tag gets thrown around. So I feel like you won't know, notice somebody sitting. What you may see is just an injury pop up toward late in the season, especially if they've got that position secured. Would not surprise me.
Mike
I don't even know what you're talking about. With Ohio State. I don't pay attention to garbage programs. I'll tell you this, Shane. If they expand to 24.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
It's, I guarantee you this is gonna, it's gonna happen every year.
Shane
Yep.
Mike
And that's a, that's a big reason why I don't want it to expand to 24.
Shane
Yep. And it can't. I really, I mean, we gotta keep our foot down on this one. The people have gotta have a voice here. And, and I, I, I get some of these coaches want it. Right. Because it secures them a. You know, I mean, that's, that's what keeps you employed. Is getting to the playoffs. But, but it's not about that. It's about the fans. And I do not see any fans, at least in my feed, talking about expansions. A good idea.
Mike
Yeah. I was, I was on with Neil McCrady today.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
NPW go check it out. But he was saying, hell, if, if they expand it right, then we're most assuredly going to get like eight and four teams in the playoff.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Nowadays you make the playoff, you're, you know, you've had a good year, then all of a sudden, If Georgia went 8 and 4 this year and made the playoff and got knocked out in the first round, is that a good year?
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Mike
No. So, I mean, these coaches are arguing like, yeah, let's expand it so I can get in the playoffs so I can cool my job. Now maybe it's a different story. If you're Vanderbilt and you go 8 and 4, they're going to say, hell yeah, Clark Lee's awesome.
Shane
Right.
Mike
But just if you, if we keep expanding this damn thing that even just making a playoff is not going to be good enough for a lot of fans and, and nor should it be.
Shane
No, it's a good point. You keep moving the goal posts and the standards change. Right. And right. And so will the paperwork when they say, hey, you're not going to get a bonus when you make the playoffs. You get a bonus if you make it to the third round.
Mike
Yeah, exactly. I mean, the more they expand, the less the regular season means anything. And the college football is the only sport where the regular season means so
Shane
much, you know, and it's, it's right there. I feel like we're kind of in a sweet spot. There's some things that I would change about the playoffs. This, this everybody gets a trophy thing is, is for the birds. I get it. That a team like, oh, I mean JMU or something, I mean, come on, man, what are we doing? This, this doesn't need to happen. I do feel like it needs to be the top 12 and maybe it's not decided by a human, you know. Hell, AI, it's crazy right now you, you pair that with a little bc,
Mike
don't give it to AI.
Shane
I'm just saying there's. You could, you could truly find out, you know, who the top 12. Well, at least close to who the top 12. Remove the heart from the picking. You know that I feel like when people are there, it's sometimes it, it creates that human error, human element that, that screws us in the long run. So get us the 12 best teams in the country and I guarantee the playoffs would look a lot better.
Mike
Hey, good question here from dagger. Will a 9 and 3 sec team make the playoffs this year? It's never happened. Right. But again, we're expanding to a nine game conference schedule. It's a good question. We don't really have an answer for it, but I think it really depends on the team. Right. Texas were to lose to Ohio State and Ohio State's like one or two. Yeah, I think they got a really good shot at 9 and 3 getting in the playoff.
Shane
That's a very good point, Mike. And we did this a lot on the previews because I was just thinking to myself as we're going through it, strength of schedule now, this is July, strength of schedule. That may change in December. But yeah, I could see a scenario that, you know, Texas drops to Ohio State, maybe Tennessee early on the road, and then maybe an ole Ms. Or LSU. But they still, if that were to happen, have a lot of signature wins, a lot of top 25, top 15 wins, so.
Mike
But that is maybe a Tennessee 9 and 3. I don't. Again, things can change.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
What if Auburn wins nine games? What if Carolina wins nine games? Oklahoma. What if LSU and Bama win 10 games? Then. Then all of a sudden maybe it's a different story. But as I see it now, I don't think a 9 and 3 Tennessee's in. No, I think Oklahoma because they're playing Michigan. It remains to be seen how good Michigan is. But if they're a quality team, you know, that, that could really help you at 9 and 3 or if that's one of your losses, I don't think it kills you. So I think it really, it's a team by team. Team by team basis, so to speak.
Shane
That's exactly right. You know, you lose to Michigan, Georgia, Texas. I still feel like Oklahoma is flirting with top 25 or at least on the bubble.
Mike
They'd be the hottest team in the country. Shane, seven wins in a row, Dude,
Shane
I'm just saying, you do seven in a row and you beat, let's say olus. Pretend for second. Ole Miss is in a good spot right now. Texas, you know, looking for a playoff spot. Yeah, I, I think Oklahoma definitely gets back in the mix, but Zoo's battling late. Yeah, there's just a few teams that just aren't going to get that luxury. And I feel like it's those that are not top 10 right now. You know, it's almost like you gotta, you gotta have that spot early and you gotta lose a game early that we can justify. See, A and M losing Arizona State would not justify it, in my opinion. But LSU on the road, that makes sense.
Mike
What if, what if Arizona State wins their conference and it's a different story? You know, what I mean.
Shane
Yeah, that's a good point.
Mike
So we got to see how it plays out.
Shane
But what about toughest schedule? Arkansas give them. Let's give them pigs a shout out here. If Arkansas loses three games, they getting
Mike
in hell, why not put them in?
Shane
You lose to Utah, Georgia and A M, but then you go on a tear. Yeah. Put them in and you. And get a million dollars in the process. Right. If you just put.
Mike
Are you on drugs? Yes.
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Mike
All right, how about this one should. From old strap man appreciate you. He's an official cousin Shane, which. He said hq. I think he means head coach. Which head coach most likely to visit the booth at media days.
Shane
Oh, most likely drink.
Mike
I don't know if we. We never anticipate getting any. We'll just be honest with you. And any we get as a bonus.
Shane
I feel like. I feel like three are definitely in. In the. If I'm picking a hot three, I would say drink. I'd say Shane Beamer, and I would also say John Sumrall. That. I feel like those three are the ones that are kind of sitting there. Do you have. Yeah. Hopper will give us a high five like he always does and then go to on three. Auburn will send a kicker over, you know.
Mike
Oh, well, I don't want to ruin anything because I don't want to put anybody on the spot.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
But we might have an in with. With one of the. I don't even want to tease it, but we may have it in with one of the coaches. I'll tell you off air. Okay. So again, I don't want to put anyone on the spot there, but. Yeah. I mean, again, I'm just grateful for anybody that comes to this, for sure.
Shane
And we don't know what the situation looks like. I. I feel like the reason we didn't get as many last year and why a lot of people didn't is because we were totally separate from every, like, the big outfits. You know, the CBS is the. The espn. All those guys they kind of had downstairs, so they're doing their little car wash down there, and then all of us upstairs waiting for somebody to take two flights of steps to get up to us. And they. They weren't in a line, so hopefully it's a little bit easier access down there in Tampa.
Mike
Where were. I don't even remember were. We was in Atlanta last year.
Shane
We were in Atlanta last year. Yeah. And then Dallas wasn't so bad. Right. Well, I'm trying to think of the Dallas situation. I don't remember.
Mike
We were Right in front of Fine Bomb. So that was a good one.
Shane
Yeah, that was good one.
Mike
So we were grabbing everybody that was on.
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Shane
Or we get the. Yeah, just one second and then you never see them again.
Mike
Oh, yeah, half the people do that too.
Shane
You know, that's the best thing. Like players, there's. There are some teams and I'm giving them a shout out there if they happen to be listening to this. There's some that are tremendous. They give you a heads up, you're getting this guy, you're getting this guy. And then some. They just show up right unexpected. Oh, we had you on next. You know, it's like, well, damn, shoot us an email.
Mike
One of them, they didn't tell us. And Shade was still asleep when, when they sat at the table. You remember who that was?
Shane
Yeah, that was your quarterback.
Mike
Yeah, Spencer Rattler.
Shane
Yeah, yeah, I missed that.
Mike
I said, hey, Shade, you might want to wake up. Spencer Rattler's at the table. So, yeah, that, that interview.
Shane
Get down there and y' all are fighting about his QB ranks.
Mike
I was like, that's still live. You could go check it out. Shade, he jumps on about halfway through. All right, how about this one, Shade? Great question. Surface fur dog. We appreciate you, buddy. If you had to bet, who will have the best regular season record this year? Florida, Auburn, Missouri or Carolina? Can only pick one. So let's go through these. Shane. All I know, Shane hates Auburn. We got a question about that. But here's their schedule. I mean all these damn schedules are difficult. You know what? Yeah, Auburn, Florida, let's see. He didn't throw your Kentucky in there for some reason.
Shane
Yeah, he's lucky because I would have
Mike
picked Florida, Carolina or Mizzou. Where would you go there, Shane? Who's gonna have the best record out of those four?
Shane
I think he landed on it here. And it's not by much, but I do feel like some of these home games are really going to be pivotal floor that. Especially at Florida, Texas A M back to back.
Mike
You know you're saying Missouri, right? For the audio listeners.
Shane
Yes,
Mike
Missouri. Missouri. Well, of course you were going to say Missouri, you damn over. I think the answer is Florida probably. I think they're trying to tell you that with the over unders. Now, maybe they missed it, maybe they
Shane
missed the mark, but I don't hate it.
Mike
How often does Vegas miss the mark?
Shane
Yeah, I mean we did this with the win loss toss and there's that little. There's that little three game. I mean it's, it's tough it's brutal. Texas, Georgia and Oklahoma. But outside that, you know, there, there could be some potential toss up games here. You look at Ole Miss is at home. South Carolina's at home.
Mike
You're right. It may come down to who wins Florida at Missouri.
Shane
And you're right. They want you to, they want you to take the under here.
Mike
And this is such a great question by surfer dog.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Because I know we're spending most of the time on Florida and Missouri. I could easily seen it be Carolina. And if things break right, I could see it being Auburn. I mean, I'm not trying to cop out, but I think all these teams, I think for the first time we could say. I know a lot of people are out on Beamer. I'm not. I think all these teams are well coached.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
I think Auburn and Carolina really good at quarterback. I think Missouri is. I know I put them 15th, but potentially really good for the first time at quarterback. On the drink.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
And then I don't know about Florida's quarterback situations, but every, everyone tells me they got the best offensive coordinator out of all of them.
Shane
If, if I'm being honest, Mike, and we're power ranking this thing, I would say Mizzou number one, South Carolina. This is like most likely South Carolina number two. I go Florida and then I go Auburn. That would be my ranking.
Mike
God, you hate. What did, what did Emily do to you?
Shane
They may bookmark this just because I, I have a feeling it could be the exact opposite.
Mike
Oh, man. Yeah. That's a great question. And that leads to another one. Shane. Yeah, from Old War Eagle. It's a little bit of a long one here, but why does cousin Shane hate Auburn so much? Honest answer. Is it because he backed Auburn for too long with no success? There's a lot to like about this team with a new head coach and we, and we need to do a wager for when Auburn and them Tennessee balls face off. If Auburn wins, he has to wear an Auburn shirt on the show after. If Tennessee wins, he don't have to.
Shane
I don't hate Auburn. I really don't. In fact, I, I've. You're right. I pulled for them for several years. Man. I just kept thinking this is the year, last year especially, I, I honestly, I saw a scenario where Auburn went 10 and two, you know, making the playoffs. That's, that's how confident was. And what sucks is they had the roster, Mike. They absolutely did. And, and I go, I will say, I would say this. And, and you know, you can't really, you can't. You can't trial run this. But if you would have gave Goish that football team last year, dude, not in three at the minimum. That's. That's where we would have been. That's so. That's. That's frustrating. So that one sucks because it's like, how many times can you make a bad bet? It's like going to the casino and you keep putting on black and black, you know, and it's like, red keeps it. Eventually, I'm going to start putting my money on red, and that's exactly what I'm doing right now. Do I think Goelish is the right guy? I do, but I do think that he needs at least a season to get this team turned around and. And build this roster up.
Mike
It's like Shane's done touch the burner. He's like, I learned my lesson. I've not touched it till it's cooled off. Huh?
Shane
That's what mom said. You know, let him stick his fingers in the outlet. Let him figure it out.
Mike
Just like Mizzou. Fairchade07 gifted 20 memberships. I took a screenshot of that and he also. Missouri. Missouri's getting into the playoff. Carolina's a good team, but Boomer ball will finally get deflated this year after he gets fired. So we appreciate you, Mizzou fan.
Shane
I hate that those teams aren't playing each other this year. That was becoming one of my favorite games, actually.
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Shane
It was one of my favorite games.
Mike
Oh, well, maybe they'll meet in the playoff.
Shane
Hey. Oh, that'd be good.
Mike
What's the record for Missouri if they get in? Is it 10 and 10 and two?
Shane
10 and two and you lose two games. One's Georgia on the road and one's Texas at home, but you win the rest.
Mike
Scale of 1 to 10.
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Shane
How.
Mike
Where would you put it that they do that?
Shane
Oh, 3.6. Yeah.
Mike
He just gave us 20 bucks, Shane, and 20 memberships.
Shane
I thought I was being nice with that. I mean, 36. If I told you I had 36% chance to make college football play. There's a lot of teams in this league that have zero percent chance. The only reason I wouldn't have that number higher is if they were one of those nine, three situations. You know, it wouldn't blow my mind if Mizzou finishes a season nine and three. But does this stupid committee. I shouldn't say that we haven't given a chance yet. Does this committee put them in?
Mike
That's.
Shane
You know, I'M not. I'm least confident in that.
Mike
Hey, shout out. Cousin J says Morristown west could beat Auburn.
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you're probably right.
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Hell, yeah. That's awesome.
Shane
I was just over there. Over there? Yeah. Went over to the Longhorn Steakhouse.
Mike
Oh, I thought you were on the field or something. Like running.
Shane
Running laps or something. I drove right by it, though. Burt.
Mike
Burt.
Shane
Tony. Is that what it's called? Tony. Burt Burke. Tony. It's a nice stadium. Not stadium. A lot of L's in that one.
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Mike
All right, let's move on to Max Ellis. Oh, I forgot to look this up, but. Because again, I don't know that there is a. Has the polls come out? Not that. Not that I'm aware of. Like the official ones, though. What is it like the people. You know, all that. So he says Indiana was ranked 21 last year in the preseason. Is there any team you could, you think ranked 17 to 25 that could win the title? So let me. Again, the only rankings that I. Let me pull up, Steven's Athlon Top 25.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
And I'll read you the 17 through 25. And to be quite honest with you, I. I mean, I just think that was such an outlier. It seems unlikely,
Shane
but maybe August 26th is when the AP comes out.
Mike
Okay, well, here we got. Here is number 25, Iowa.
Shane
No.
Mike
Boise State, Louisville, SMU. Oh, Tennessee. So the answer is yes. Utah, Houston, Penn State, Washington, BYU. The. Those are your top. Those are your 16 through 25.
Shane
Yes. The answer is yes. Tennessee Volunteers are in the mix. Definitely sleeping on them balls.
Mike
I guess we got. I guess we got to say yes, huh?
Shane
Yeah. Got to. You hear me, Josh? I need more than a high five this time. Five of your minutes.
Mike
But I get. Last year was. Was just. I don't know, it. It's. I think it's easier in the Big Ten, obviously. Yeah, and that's the damn funny thing, Shane, where they're like, well, the SEC. The SEC's falling behind the Big Ten. Well, maybe that's the case. When you play in the Big Ten and you play two ranked teams, that just mean Indian Indiana was awesome.
Shane
Right.
Mike
And they whooped everybody's ass in the playoff except for Miami. But, I mean, they beat him pretty soundly. But again, how easier is that? The path? I mean, you just say you're not going to. There's no shot in hell you're going to play an SEC schedule where you play two ranked teams and that's it.
Shane
No, I saw a list floating around. It was talking about just strength of schedule. And I think there was 12 SEC teams in the top 16 or something stupid like that. And we're sitting here saying, you know what? 9 and 3 sec team doesn't deserve a spot, you know, because that's what's going to happen. We're going to have some 10 or two Big Ten teams and they're going to say, or 10 and two ACC teams and they're going to sayS, yeah, nine and three Texas. I mean, they would have just won their games. It's like, what are we doing? What are we doing? Give Florida State, Texas a schedule. Florida, man, they'd have Norvale fired before September ends, you know?
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Shane
Yeah, I do like to do they. The spinach dip. And I've had a lot of spinach. Here's what happened. I was going to get salad and my wife was like, don't get salad. People are. They're shitting all over their selves. So I was like, you know what?
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Mike
They just opened a Texas Roadhouse down the street.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
And it's like a damn madhouse. Every time I drive by it, I'm like, this is damn Nashville. Like, no offense to Texas Roadhouse, but there's a lot of options.
Shane
There's something, man. They're put.
Mike
Whenever they open something new, it's like, people just go nuts for it, you know?
Shane
You know, when they found that crack cocaine and Coca Cola. I think they're gonna eventually do some studies on this butter that they've got with their rolls. Because there's something going on, Mike. I don't know what it is, but.
Mike
Is that the one we were told it's not. Not butter?
Shane
Probably.
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Shane
What is oil?
Mike
You know, vegetable oil.
Shane
That's what they say. But, you know, an alien made it, dropped it off and said, you know what? I'm gonna bless this owner of a steakhouse. And the next thing you know, they're killing it. Because even here, this town is absolutely crazy. Every time you go there, the place is freaking packed like crazy, you know, so it's wild. I don't understand the restaurant scene.
Mike
Let me ask you. This is.
Shane
Let me say this one last thing, Mike, because you've been here, you've been to Poduk Town, where I'm at White Pine, Tennessee, ain't nothing. Right? But you could take a struggling restaurant that, like, I'll drive by outback in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg or whatever. The place is a ghost town. Do you drop Outback in a town like this? It's the only place to eat, right? That place would be packed every night. I don't, I don't understand it.
Mike
I'm sorry.
Shane
Outback. Come on, man.
Mike
What is this? Food podcast.
Shane
They got some good deals. It's a slow. Yeah, it's. They got some pretty good deals if you're, if you're thinking about. They got two, like. Never mind. You can look it up.
Mike
Okay. Yeah, we're not at the food questions yet, Shane. Shout out to the Duke of Dorbet, the Circuit Fire chain. If Texas doesn't make the playoff. Oh, blows a $40 million roster.
Shane
Damn.
Mike
It's probably more expensive than that, to be honest with you.
Shane
Yeah, because I, I feel like to do that, you, you will lost four games, so.
Mike
Or maybe three, but a couple of them are blowouts or a team you
Shane
shouldn't like, you know, Florida, Arkansas, whooping up on you in November 21st, so.
Mike
Right.
Shane
Yeah. I, I, because they're gonna, they're gonna say, clearly, we've seen the ceiling with Sarkeesian. That's, I mean, if you're spending all this money, what's a little bit more to get another coach in here? They'll throw it all at that Indiana guy, I guarantee it.
Mike
How about this?
Shane
Yeah. Nick Saban, I think that ship sailed, man. You know that I used to do
Mike
that with one that got away. I bet you they'd make him a strong ass offer.
Shane
I was like, these, these older guys, I used to do it with Barry Sanders. I was like, what if Barry comes back? What if Megatron comes back? You know, and then. Yeah, what if McGregor comes back, blows his knee out at two seconds of fighting?
Mike
I mean, if Signetti, old ass, he's an old man too, if he could still win it. Yeah, I think Saban could signet.
Shane
There's something about. He's made a deal with the devil or something. This guy's came out of nowhere. He may be the, the Antichrist. I don't know. I'm not, I haven't confirmed that, but something going on here.
Mike
Hey, appreciate you, Jaden. He's got a. Can I get a path for Florida to make the playoff? How about that? Could this be the, could this be the Indiana? I mean, they got the talent.
Shane
Well, I feel like Florida can't do 9 3. They got to go 10 or 2. It would definitely help to beat a Texas or a Georgia, but I Don't think it's quite necessary when all of them, except those two games you're in, that's your path.
Mike
Sorry, which two are you talking about?
Shane
Texas and Georgia.
Mike
They're both.
Shane
I mean, technically they're both road games, so that's not crazy. When your home games, the toughest ones, Ole Miss and Oklahoma, you close those down, then. Yeah, there's your path.
Mike
I think they could. It's going to be. That's a tall. You know, they got to have a good, good quarterback. Of course, but. But again, I don't know. Do they? They got an outstanding running back. They've got really good receivers. Yeah, they got a ton coming back on defense now. The defense was not stellar, but it wasn't horrible either. I mean, they were kind of middle of the road. They've got the pieces to surprise and as if I think that for them this year, the quarterback just can't kill them, if that makes sense. He's. He's got to limit his mistakes. Get the ball in the playmaker's hands and run that ball and keep running it, you know, so that right there's your. Your path. And I don't know, Shane, I think this is a. This is another one nine and three.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Depending on how it is. Like, I could see him. I know this won't make sense, perhaps, but lose to At Auburn or Ole Miss, you know, because it's early. Those are your first SEC games.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
You're still kind of getting the program established. Maybe even lose at Texas. I mean, that's very likely. And then go on a run if you're. Let's say they lose at Auburn, which is. That's a cold toy. Coin flip. Ole Miss at home. Let's say Trinidad gets red hot. I mean, I don't think that's like, unrealistic. They lose at Texas Auto, let's say by like a last second field goal. And then they just kept. They go on a heater and beat Georgia, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Vanderbilt at Florida State. I think they're not a guarantee, but I think they could make a strong argument to get in there.
Shane
Yeah. Yeah. And you know, the one thing that we don't talk about a lot is Lady Luck. Right. A fumble, go your way. A bad call, go your way. Injuries, that's. That's one thing that's kind of plagued Florida is, is the injury bug. This wide receiver room, I've told you, Mike is probably one of the top shit. I'd say they're top five in the country for sure. And if they're healthy and they stay healthy and they hit it quarterback. Then all of a sudden, man, offense isn't the problem. So, yeah, I, I. Lady luck gotta have a little bit of that.
Mike
Hey, comment of the night. Razor Bass. Imagine Shane is an out pack Outback franchise owner. Sorry, folks, we're out of blooming onion steak. Alex, spring chicken burgers and prime rib. We got plenty of sides.
Shane
That's right. Y' all want to sit outside? Did that. Alice Springs. Ch. No joke, man. And I just.
Mike
You could always tell when Shane's hungry on the podcast.
Shane
No, no, I'm good. I'm good. I promise you. But that al spring is good.
Mike
Hey, shout out Michael Dudlap, official cousin. Give me your ideal 26 road trip. Pretty sure we've done this before, but he's an official cousin, Shane, so I'm just going to answer his question here. But let me. I guess we got to run through the schedule real quick.
Shane
Well, yeah, I wish there was a sec. 26. You know how they got one. Oh, okay, sis. All of them.
Mike
Yeah. So I, I think, like I said, we've done this before. There's not a lot of good games. Week one, I think you almost have to go. Clemson at lsu.
Shane
Yes.
Mike
Because who the hell cares? I mean, at Louisville, Ole Miss is a potentially great game. Baylor, Auburn, great game, potentially. But I'm not going. Neutral site. That's a bunch of garbage. Right?
Shane
I agree. This is. This is the easiest one of the bunch here. Okay, number two, I like. Yeah, I like Alabama, Kentucky. Just because. Just because, man, it's the first SEC matchup of the year. You know what I'm saying? And when else you got to go to Lexington, Kentucky, see the new quarterback? I mean, they're telling me, they're telling me right now that Alabama is going to lose this game. Wouldn't you want to be a part of it, Mike?
Mike
Okay, I'll send your ass up there. I'm going to Austin for Ohio State. Texas.
Shane
Oh, no, that would be a great one.
Mike
Yeah, that's where I'm headed. Okay, week three. Now, it's. It's getting a little more entertaining here, but it's got to be LSU at Ole Miss, don't you think? Easy answer.
Shane
Yes. LSU at no. Yeah, easy answer.
Mike
Okay, week four, now we're cooking. You know, got Texas at Tennessee, you got Oklahoma at Georgia, A and M at lsu. But for me, it's kind of an easy one. I got. Because I got Oklahoma and Georgia is the two best in the country, or at least or in the conference and that's the country for me. So I'm going to Athens.
Shane
I don't know. I'm different. I'm going Texas, Tennessee, get all the Mannings in one room. I think that's going to be awesome. A lot of Orange battle the real ut. I hate that it's early. That's the only kicker. But yeah, that's the one I'm going to.
Mike
Okay, well, you. You would be waking your ass up early because I'm going to be partying all night at Athens. Week five. Ooh.
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not a great week either. Shane. I would probably Florida, Missouri.
Shane
Florida, Missouri.
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Yeah.
Mike
Or Auburn at Tennessee would be pretty entertaining.
Shane
I mean, there's always weird. We talked about this on the Arkansas preview. There's always something weird in that game. I wouldn't. I wouldn't hate it because point of a road trip for me is trying to get to all these different places, you know?
Mike
How about a wild card?
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Bama at Mississippi State. Imagine the scene if Mississippi State pulled off the upset.
Shane
Yeah, it could definitely be one. Yeah.
Mike
I'm.
Shane
I think I'm gonna go with Arkansas. A. M. Though.
Mike
Okay. I'm going to start for. I changed my mind.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
All right. Week six.
Shane
You gotta hit that. Don't allow. Get that. I can't see. It's like I can't see. There's a thing that's popped up, says Google Chrome. Do you not see it on your screen? Oh, what's there? Maybe it's on mine.
Mike
But anyway, I'm going. I think I'm going. Georgia at Alabama.
Shane
That was mine. Okay. I could barely see it. And all those pop ups are happening here. Oh, Georgia, Alabama. Yeah.
Mike
Or Texas.
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Shane
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing Red River. Yeah. Yeah.
Mike
This is. Yeah, we've seen enough. Alabama, Georgia.
Shane
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike
The last one was such. Alabama's gonna suck. I forgot. All right. And then week seven. Ooh, damn. I might go. Alabama at Tennessee. See, that's. I was smarter than you. I saved it.
Shane
You didn't know. You didn't know.
Mike
It just happened.
Shane
I guess in this scenario, I'm probably gonna go to Auburn. Georgia. I mean, there's a rivalry game. I'd like to see a rivalry again.
Mike
Right. I think it's nine in a row, though. It's not much of a rivalry these days.
Shane
Hey, this is. I'm telling you. Goal. Is he gonna make it a rivalry and there's gonna be some mean talking at the end of this thing.
Mike
If Florida's really good. Florida at Texas will be really good revenge game, too. I mean, Missouri at Ole Miss.
Shane
I probably would drop that Texas one and then watch this one third Saturday in October. It's tough not to watch that game.
Mike
Yeah. All right. Week eight. A and M at Alabama is interesting. Tennessee at Carolina. Ole Miss at Texas. LSU up. Man, this is a week right here.
Shane
I think it's be a good time to get down to Tuscaloosa and watch Texas A and M and Alabama. Those have had some good games in the past.
Mike
Okay. Will Johnny Manziel show up?
Shane
I don't know. I always think, you know, we saw that Shay Le Buff guy or I always feel like he's. Him and Johnny are like the same kindred spirits. Yeah. Got handlers, you know, keeping them in line.
Mike
All right, how about week nine? I think it's got to be Florida, Georgia.
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Shane
Yes. I hate that it's in Atlanta, but I'm still gonna watch it.
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Shane
Still gonna watch it.
Mike
Week 10. Oh, baby. We got some good ones here, Bama. LSU, Georgia at Ole Miss. Those have been classic here lately.
Shane
I've already been Ole Miss, so I don't want to do that one again. Oh, man, I've seen Texas a lot already.
Mike
I think Georgia. Ole Miss is the one. And we've already done A and M, South Carolina.
Shane
Those games are Oklahoma, Florida, man. I mean, if we're going to go to the Swamp, I'd rather do it November, you know, so that may be one that I would put on the list. Yeah, I'm going to go with them. Oklahoma and Florida.
Mike
Week 11. Shane, give me Texas at LSU.
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Mike
Tennessee at A and M. Ole Miss at Oklahoma. I mean, these are all great. Missouri, Georgia, they always seemingly play pretty tough.
Shane
It would be tough to not watch that game, though. Texas, give me Texas. Lsu. We're going back. Yeah.
Mike
Okay. And then.
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Mike
How about week 12? Shane, give me A&M. Oklahoma, LSU at Tennessee. Those are two good choices, but I think I'm going to Norman.
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Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Georgia at Carolina. If Carolina's really good. That's a. That's a hell of a matchup.
Shane
Yeah, we're going. We're going to Norman. Here. This is your game.
Mike
Get you a swirly.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
Or I think it's a swirl. Swirl. Yeah, Whatever the hell.
Shane
Making it up.
Mike
I called a swirly. And that. So rivalry. You get one on Friday, one on Saturday. Texas. Texas A and M. That's kind of easy, right?
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Shane
Yeah, that's.
Mike
Would you go to the Egg Bowl?
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Shane
No, no, that's it.
Mike
Okay. And then Saturday we got Iron Bowl. We got the Golden Boot. We got the Governor's Cup.
Shane
I'm going to Iron Bowl. Yeah. Yep.
Mike
I think I'm going to Tennessee. Vanderbilt.
Shane
I wish Clemson was at South Carolina. That would be the one. But yeah, that's the one. I'm gonna go because I don't want
Mike
a long road trip back because it's how. It's the holidays. You know what?
Shane
Yeah, there you go. Yeah. So in this scenario, I'd go to College Station and then go all the way to the other end of the country. So, yeah, we'll do it. I like it. It's a road trip, man.
Mike
No wrong choices there, though, you know?
Shane
No, no, there is it. And I wish I could have given this a little more thought and obviously things would change. But ideally, I would love to see more than one campus. I'd like to get as many as I can. So to make the perfect road trip.
Mike
All right. Shade official Cousin Eric Engel Bret said, hopefully I did a butcher that. Appreciate you, Eric. Tutor traditions in the sec. I cannot stand the cowbells at Mississippi State and LSU singing the profane version of Nick Cowbells because of the noise and because no other SEC teams allowed to do anything like that. Lsu, just because that song goes as far as the getter as you can go. Where do you stand on those two traditions?
Shane
I don't know, man. They've been a. They've been here as long as I remember. You know, I don't think it's the only ones.
Mike
There's.
Shane
There's some. There's some weird ones out there. There's some stuff. I don't understand how you get away with it. But I don't know, man. I'm not quite there yet where I want to ban it all. But, you know, maybe if I lose to LSU here recently and I hear that song, or maybe if Tennessee goes to Mississippi State and instead of barely squeaking out, they. They. They lose. And because of the noise of the cowbells. So for me right now, I don't hate it, but if I were to pick on one, I would. I would probably pick more on the cowbells just because it is a. A noise. Even though I got a cool one up here. Thank you.
Mike
Because artificial noise makers, what they call.
Shane
Yeah, yeah. Because they ban those other things that you see in soccer and stuff.
Mike
Well, I hear you, Shane.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
But these traditions, what make college football special to me.
Shane
Yeah.
Mike
What make it unique, you know, you don't have anything like this in the NFL that I'm aware of. So I get it. And I get it. You don't want. I mean, students are going to say crazy stuff as. As long as I've known college football, that's gonna happen, you know? So I feel like you may not like Nick and all that, but that's pretty tame compared to some of the student sections I've heard around the sec. So I get it. I get not liking those things, but at the same time, I think not so much Nick, but the cowbells, I think that's kind of like a sacred thing. And I'm glad that the SEC has not completely sold its soul and said, you know, we got to do away with things that are. That make the game unique.
Shane
Alabama does the. The one where they say f F these. Don't they do that f Tennessee, too, or something like that?
Mike
Yeah, I mean, everybody does it.
Shane
Yeah, they all got their. Their songs, but now I'm kind of. I'm not there yet. I'm sure when I become a little bit older, more papa, you know, I may say something I watched. I don't know if you saw this, but the Blue Angels kind of. They came down on the beach there in Pensacola, and it. And it was too low. And, like, ABC comes out with this dramatic post about, you know, how close it was to the beach, and I'm like, dude, it's never that close when I'm at the beach. Right? So I'm not that guy that says, you know, you didn't go low enough. That's what I'm saying. This is what. What I'm here for. So, yeah, Shane wants to be clipped
Mike
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Shane
I want to get my fat ass knocked down by that Blue angel, so.
Mike
Hell, it'll happen.
Shane
Yeah. At some point. I'm sure it will.
Mike
All right, Last one we got here. Shane, Man, I have no idea. I'm gonna butcher this. Name Shino Buzz Worlds. Hopefully I didn't butcher that. Too bad. Shade food. Question.
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Mike
Has Shane ever had. I don't even know what this is, but hopefully I'm saying it right. Chantel. Chantilly cake. Have you ever had a Chantilly cake?
Shane
Do we have a picture of a Chantilly cake?
Mike
Like I said, I've never. I never even heard of it.
Shane
I don't stop to ask the name. That's the problem. You know, I see cake, and it's. It's green light most of the time.
Mike
Okay.
Shane
The only cake I've. I'm not a Fan of is carrot cake, but I still will in a pinch.
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Shane
Maybe.
Mike
I think I see why they're asking this, Shane.
Shane
Oh, is it bad?
Mike
Well, no, it looks very good to me. But to you? I don't think you touch this with a ten foot pole, Shane. It's got fruit in it.
Shane
Why they ruin it.
Mike
See what you. Once you change your taste buds a little, this is what you start going for.
Shane
Listen to him. How about you change your taste buds to stuff that tastes good? You know, chunky fruit in my cake is not it. Now that may have worked back in the 1600s because that's all they had, but we have, we have moved forward. Puree it, Put it on there. I'll still eat some fruitcake.
Mike
I think you're brainwashed, buddy.
Shane
Nah, the.
Mike
The garbage they give us now you say it all the time off area. Oh, it's making us sick. It's killing us.
Shane
I didn't say it.
Mike
How come if you ate. If you eat a huge piece of mama cheesecake, do you not feel like dog afterwards?
Shane
Oh, man, I love it.
Mike
We're not supposed to feel like this.
Shane
Yeah, yeah. As I'm smoking my pale mail on the back deck.
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Shane
No, I'm not saying it's right. Right. I, I would love a re. I would love a situation where it never existed. But now that you know it exists. Could you imagine like never knowing what an elevator is and then all of a sudden you discover one in the building you live in and you've been doing 16 floors of walking with your groceries. Yes. You're healthy and you feel better.
Mike
That would be strong as hell.
Shane
Then you found that elevator. Like this has been here the whole time. That's what the cake is now that Chantelly. Whatever. We're gonna have to work on that one. I'll eat around. You know me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat around it.
Mike
Let me ask. Have you ever even heard of. Have you heard of a fruit pizza? Have you ever had that?
Shane
No. No. Is that real?
Mike
Yeah, it's. It's. It's really good. So what it is, is. It's a sugar cookie. Yeah, that's the bottom.
Shane
Okay.
Mike
And then they put like, it's. It's kind of like a cream cheesy type frosting on it. And then you put fruit on top
Shane
and then you knock the fruit off. You keep the fruit juices in there and you got a perfect pizza.
Mike
No, you gotta. That's how you gotta. That's. That's your introduction to fruit. Right? There.
Shane
Oh, no, no. I don't know. Fruit pizza.
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Shane
Fruit pizza is very good compared to cinnamon pizza. Have you ever had that where you get like.
Mike
I don't think so.
Shane
It's like, it's kind of like a Cinnabon, but a pizza. So you get the, the bread, I guess it's normal bread and they put that brown sugar stuff and then they put a nice little circle. They usually make it pretty of icing on top of it.
Mike
Now I've never, never had that before.
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Shane
It's dangerous if you're allergic to cinnamon, but it is very, very good.
Mike
It's worth the allergic reaction.
Shane
I. No, not for, not for me. I'm really picky, choosy when it comes to that. I do love Cinnabonso, but not a cinnamon. That would. I'm just talking about pizza, like dessert pizza. They're never. I've never really had a great dessert pizza, now that I think of it, but there's some that I wouldn't, you know, we wouldn't kick out of bed.
Mike
Did you never have that one at Pizza Inn? I think it was called. It was like chocolate chip pizza.
Shane
No, I mean, I definitely try it. Yeah. I mean, I'll try.
Mike
I don't think it exists.
Shane
I'd even try the fruit pizza. I, I would, but it just depends on what the fruit is, you know, because there's some fruits just too, too chunky and it's texture for me, man, I got the palette of a three year old.
Mike
You know who does it?
Shane
Rotash Tuscaloosa. It's Stephen Up. Roll Tide.
Mike
Shout out. Stephen up. Love the bell bag. Hope y' all have a great time at media days. Appreciate you. Steve it up.
Shane
Hell yeah. I'm looking forward to it. And don't forget Sunday. Mike's got a show scheduled to come out and it is going to be
Mike
not sun Sunday, Saturday. Don't act like you know the schedule or you're doing anything.
Shane
What are we doing Sunday then? I don't know.
Mike
Traveling.
Shane
Yeah. Yeah. So whatever day it comes out, you make. You can watch it on Sunday.
Mike
So.
Shane
I wasn't.
Mike
That's true.
Shane
Wrong.
Mike
So I figured we might do some live stuff on Sunday. Okay. Yeah, we'll have to see how it is when we get down there and what the situation is. But
Shane
yeah, gonna grab a little behind
Mike
the scenes, you know?
Shane
Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. A little peek behind the curtain.
Mike
Yeah, that's what Mizu Fan07 said with his 20 donations. So shout out all the new cousins. Shane. I want to give him a shout out here. I screenshot it, but yeah, looking forward to Tampa. Never know what we're going to get into. Quite honestly, I'm not. I'm not too thrilled about Tampa. But we'll make the best of it.
Shane
Oh, yeah, we'll be good.
Mike
Okay, let's see here.
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They gifted a membership shade to a baby.
Shane
So all of y', all, welcome to the family.
Mike
And I think we had one more dive in here was old Alexander.
Shane
Hell yeah.
Mike
Andy Alexander, welcome.
Shane
Welcome to the family. Perfect timing. Yeah, they're starting to. They're starting to come back, Mike, because Arkansas.
Mike
Arkansas's the fruit pizza.
Shane
The sec. Hell yeah.
Mike
Damn it. That's. That's well said there, you know.
Shane
He nailed it. He nailed it. Good job. Welcome, andy.
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Oh, Jacob. Five memberships to 270 eman. See my Trix.
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Shane
Welcome to the family.
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Shane
The golden voice.
Mike
All right, buddy. Anything else before? Oh, J.P. just to make Mike read more here is to Florida this weekend.
Shane
Oh yeah. I hope there's some cousins in Tampa. If you are, let us know. Maybe we'll grab a drink. That.
Mike
That's the thing, so I forgot. I don't know if you've seen anything of it again. They don't publicize this. They don't really make it too well known. Yeah, they've got a big event Sunday night and it's open to the public and it's like a fan fest. Media fest.
Shane
Damn.
Mike
So if you're in the area, hell, come on down. I think it's at the. I don't know if it's in the hotel. I think it's outside.
Shane
Oh, nice. What time is it? Problem is my flight. I don't get in till like seven.
Mike
Oh, you going to miss. But I'll be down there.
Shane
Yeah, m will be there.
Mike
No, I think it's a night event. Pretty sure.
Shane
Okay. All right. Well, yeah, if you're in the area, I know there's a lot of SEC homers in Tampa, Florida. So be sure to get to it. They should do that at SEC every event, though. That'd be cool.
Mike
Yeah, and I think.
Shane
I think they should have it set up on the outside so they drop the. The coaches off and the players and they got to go through, like, a red carpet scenario. I. I feel like that's something.
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Shane
They're missing the boat here, Mike.
Mike
They're missing it. But that's a story for a different day. Shane, we got to jump off here, get ready for Tampa. So we appreciate each and every, every one of you for hanging out. We'll catch you well Saturday, but then we'll catch you down in media days.
Shane
All right, See you guys. Go ball.
Mike
Hey, buddy, this beer's for you.
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Episode Title: SEC Mailbag: Favorite Game We've Attended? Ideal 2026 SEC Road Trip?
Hosts: Michael Bratton (SEC Mike) & Cousin Shane
Date: July 17, 2026
This episode features SEC Mike and Cousin Shane diving deep into their SEC "mailbag," fielding fan questions on their favorite-ever live games, playoff expansion concerns, predictions for a 9-3 SEC team making the postseason, the quirks of SEC traditions, and their dream 2026 SEC football road trip. Throughout, the tone is informal and humorous, with the cousins bantering about everything from college football games to Outback Steakhouse.
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This mailbag episode showcases the interactive, off-the-cuff spirit of SEC Mike and Cousin Shane’s podcasting style. While the central topics are SEC football and future seasons, the cousins deliver an entertaining mix of football insights, fan engagement, tradition debates, and signature SEC personality. Longtime listeners will appreciate the personal stories, while newcomers will find a welcoming, community-driven approach wrapped in college football fandom.
If you love SEC football, banter, and the quirky traditions of the South, this episode is a must-listen.