12/08/2025: PETE HEGSETH IS A BRO

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – Episode: "PETE HEGSETH IS A BRO"

Date: December 8, 2025
Host: The Antihero Podcast Team
Episode Theme:
The flagship show for veterans, first responders, and blue-collar Americans blends straight-talk about news, military/veteran issues, pop culture, political commentary, and the signature bro-humor and camaraderie that binds the hosts together and to their audience. This episode delivers on difficult conversations about loss, policing, free speech, “un-cancelable” personalities, current events, corruption in sports, media conglomerate buyouts, race, genetics, and lots of playful banter.

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the hosts kick things off with camaraderie and sponsor shout-outs before diving into hard-hitting and often irreverent discussions about loss in the veteran and first responder communities, the current state of discourse around policing and crime in American cities, and the problems facing free speech in a cancel culture world.

Mid-episode brings sharp and humorous breakdowns of current events, including rising tensions in East Asia, controversy around Chicago’s murder rates and political leadership, sports corruption conspiracies, and sharp takes on regime change and government narratives. Frequent technical issues cause frustration and provide comic relief, while the lighter side of the show comes out in tattoo stories and gym talk.

A highlight of the show is the analysis of SNL’s “Secretary of War Pete Hegseth” parody, which the hosts use as a launching pad for a candid discussion of war, military representation in government, and media perceptions.

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Key Discussion Points with Timestamps

1. Sponsor Shout-Outs and Show Growth

[00:52–03:42]
The first ~4 minutes feature enthusiastic sponsor plugs (TRT, Ghostbed, Elevated Silence, Patreon, merch), with humorous asides about “old lady you need new bedding” and suppressors “coated with secret sauce.”

• “The entire broadcast is the news entertainment broadcast for veterans, first responders, and all blue-collar Americans.” —Jimmy [00:52]

2. Community Tragedy and Coping With Loss

[04:11–09:18]
The hosts discuss a supporter’s son, Weston, terminally ill and receiving Christmas cards. The conversation turns serious as they reflect on loss as parents and combat veterans.

• “For a parent, it doesn’t matter what day or month—you’re watching your child slowly pass away in front of you... If we can do anything to help, that’s what we’re here for.” —Lewis [04:57]
• “We don’t know the plan the Lord has, and it sucks. But maybe Weston did his job while he was here.” —Mike [06:47]

3. Finding Perspective Through Loss

[07:17–08:45]
Lewis reflects on not squandering daily life and doing things “now, not later” because loss—expected or sudden—can strike anyone.

• “That’s the biggest blessing of all. You get up every day and go, I can do whatever I want.” —Lewis [07:35]

4. Law Enforcement, Community Violence & Race

[08:45–24:34]
The hosts discuss high rates of gun violence in Chicago and elsewhere, and how public discussions around black-on-black crime are fraught with accusations of racism and political gamesmanship.

• “It’s a lot harder when it’s a kid... but the best thing that’s going to happen from this is the community just rallying around [the families].” —Mike [09:21]
• “I don’t know what’s worse. Black politicians that don’t help the black community or white politicians that are clearly not going to help the community.” —Jimmy [27:03]

5. The State of Public Discourse & Free Speech

[10:08–13:40]
They lament a culture where open discussion about major events is stifled by government, media, or supposed social taboos.

• “When you can’t discuss it, that’s a problem.” —Jimmy [10:26]
• “Anytime somebody tells me I can’t disagree, I want to disagree harder.” —Mike [11:16]
• “Political correctness will destroy anything that's good because everything good gets hijacked.” —Jimmy [39:14]

Notable Quote:

• “A psyop is when it's not a good idea, and they have to silence everybody.” —Jimmy [11:25]

6. Political/Legal Analysis: Supreme Court & Government Appointments

[11:52–13:40]
Discussion about Trump attempting to replace Biden’s appointees in federal agencies, context for how politicized these positions have become, and historical checks and balances.

7. Show Structure and Recap Segment

[14:03–16:19]
They describe how the first part of the show is “formal,” and the back half is more fun and loose—with shout-outs to their “Night Shift” and weekly plans.

• “When you don’t have anything to talk about, that’s sometimes the best time to start talking.” —Jimmy [14:28]

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Current Events & International Affairs

8. Tensions in East Asia: China, Japan, and Top Gun Parallels

[16:37–20:52]
Mike explains a real-life near dogfight between Japanese and Chinese air forces near a carrier task force, in a scene reminiscent of Top Gun.

• “A Chinese carrier task force is operating near Japan… basically trying to see what’s coming and going.” —Mike [17:19]
• “Japan is ready to go full-on samurai warrior on China.” —Mike [20:08]

Comedic Highlight:

• “That meme I sent you guys this morning of Winnie the Pooh in an airplane? Xi Jinping hates that.” —Mike [19:26]

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Comedy, Race, and Cancel Culture

9. Comedy, SNL, and What Gets a Pass

[21:00–22:03]
The group debates why comedians seem to have impunity for edgy jokes, referencing SNL, Shane Gillis, and the “rules” for canceling comedians.

• “You can’t really cancel a comedian unless he does something that no one else has ever done, and then it’s up for debate.” —Jimmy [21:01]
• “It is very interesting what is okay, because at the Tom Brady roast it was all out there... but because they said it’s okay, it’s okay.” —Lewis [21:56]

10. Social Commentary: Who Gets to Make Jokes?

[29:48–32:14]
Debate over “who is allowed” to discuss or joke about race, paralleling veterans-only humor with issues of free speech in comedy and music.

• “If you’re not a veteran, you can’t make fun of veterans? I completely disagree with that mentality.”—Mike [32:10]

11. Crime, Police Tactics, and Racial Profiling

[35:31–39:11]
Candid discussion of police experience (“flight upon sight,” Terry v. Ohio) and why both law enforcement and civilians use statistical reasoning (which some call profiling).

• “There’s actually a lot of case laws that protect from obvious… me and my squad have documented [a location] as a crime area… There are certain areas that are designated, it’s okay.” —Jimmy [36:31]
• “If you tell me I can’t be nervous based on statistics, that’s crap.” —Lewis [38:27]

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Government Narratives, Media, and Cancel Culture

12. Political Correctness, Suppression & Uncancelable Figures

[39:10–46:36]
Reflection on political correctness, the dangers of suppression, why Trump and others became “uncancelable,” and how extreme voices persist.

• “If you have a mindset of being uncancelable… when you’re not driven by money and you’re only driven by ideas…your idea can’t be shut down.” —Jimmy [33:38]
• “Every dark cloud has a silver lining—or every, you know, budge-packed ass has a prostate to hit, I don’t know.” —Mike riffing on Milo [105:47]

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On the Ground: Ukraine Frontline Update

13. Ukrainian Frontline Reporter, Wyatt (Remote Call-In)

[56:10–63:54]
Wyatt (on Ukraine’s frontlines) explains that Russia’s winter campaign is bombing power plants to cripple civilian morale, and why anonymity is needed even over video calls.

• “They want to knock out our energy infrastructure and try to start freezing the population… try to spiritually bend us to their will.” —Wyatt [60:47]
• “If you start getting pensioners and children freezing to death, you know, 100 miles from the front, that affects public opinion a whole lot.” —Wyatt [61:23]

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SNL Pete Hegseth Parody & Military Representation

14. SNL “Secretary of War Pete Hegseth” Analysis

[75:35–95:34]
The team watches and provides live commentary on the SNL skit, using it as a mirror for public perceptions of military, war crimes, and the government’s use of force.

• “They went too far left when Trump was elected… It looks like they’re going a new angle.” —Jimmy [69:02]
• “If you have to pick someone to represent the military, you need someone with experience who’s not a ‘retard’ on camera… that’s Pete Hegseth.” —Jimmy [71:57]

Memorable SNL Skit Quotes:

• “Pretend I’m a random fishing boat and fire away” —SNL “Pete Hegseth” [83:25]
• “That kind of cruel, heartless act has no place in operation Kill Everybody.” —SNL “Pete Hegseth” [83:32]
• "Super Finger Dane Cook." —SNL "Pete Hegseth" [83:25]

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Sports Corruption, Media Buyouts & Genetics

15. Sports Conspiracies and Corruption

[110:29–114:14]
Breaking down controversial NFL calls and gambling swings, the crew discusses how sports, like football, NBA, and NASCAR, aren’t free from corruption and manipulation.

• “They literally, in front of millions of people, altered the outcome by kicking a field goal. They changed the entire Vegas outcome … and millions of dollars swung to the house.” —Lewis [112:33]

16. Media Conglomeration and Control

[107:01–109:19]
Rapid-fire discussion on Netflix/Warner Bros/Paramount bidding war, potential monopoly, and how streaming is changing content control and narrative power.

• “There’s a power struggle going on for who can control everything… who gets to control Warner Brothers.” —Lewis [109:02]

17. Discussion of Race, Genetics, and the Culture of Strength

[127:54–131:53]
Candid, sometimes controversial talk about physical genetic differences, especially in sports and bodybuilding, why performance enhancers aren’t an “easy way,” and the work ethic of athletic icons.

• “There’s a couple guys I work out with… massive. Never touched a steroid. Just genetically insane.” —Lewis [129:33]
• “When you take [PEDs], you do it because you like more athleticism… you’re not trying to be some monster.” —Jimmy [132:32]

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Technology Woes & Comic Relief

18. Technical Issues & Comic Relief

[51:04–55:53] and sprinkled throughout
Frequent tech failures with cameras and streams are met with a mix of frustration, dark humor (“the Mossad cuts in electronically and kills our feed”), and camaraderie.

• “Maybe it’s bad luck that coincides with criticizing our greatest, greatest ally.” —Wyatt [56:17]

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Notable Quotes and Comedic Highlights

On the Value of Life:

• “You woke up this morning, you got out of bed. You could do whatever you wanted… Don’t take any day for granted.” —Lewis [07:35]

On Government Narrative Control:

• “The government’s going to put their narrative out, whether it be right, wrong… I don’t trust the government at all.” —Jimmy [11:44 and 11:52]

On the Spirit of the Show:

• “We’re not really at all that edgy. None of us are racist. None of us are anti-semitic. But… statistics don’t lie. Comedy’s fun.” —Jimmy [30:06]

SNL Skit Recap (Approx 1:15:49–1:35:34):

• SNL lampoons Secretary of War Pete Hegseth as an ultra-bro, channeling military bravado, war crimes denial, and comic toxic masculinity (“Super Finger Dane Cook,” references to “Operation Kill Everybody,” and “That kind of cruel, heartless act has no place in Operation Kill Everybody”) with the hosts relishing the rightly over-the-top caricature.

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Episode Insights & Tone

The Antihero Broadcast walks (and sometimes dances on) the line between irreverence and sobering reality. The hosts mix gallows humor, brash authenticity, and open disagreement—all held together by mutual respect, friendship, and their shared veteran/law enforcement experience.

The tone is fast, rambly, and rowdy—jumping from Twitter memes about Xi Jinping as Winnie the Pooh to why cops and civilians both need to rely on honest statistics—even when it’s “not PC.” The vulnerability shown when discussing loss in the veteran/first responder community, as well as the “uncancelable” nature of honest, probing talk, illustrates why the show resonates with its audience.

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Segments and Timestamps

• Sponsors & Community Updates (00:52–03:42)
• Reflections on Loss and Perspective (04:11–08:45)
• Crime, Race, and Policing in America (08:45–32:14)
• Political Correctness, Cancel Culture, and Free Speech (32:14–46:36)
• Ukraine War Frontline Update with Wyatt (56:10–63:54)
• SNL Pete Hegseth Parody Analysis (75:35–95:34)
• Sports, Genetics, and Media Monopolies (110:29–137:09)
• Tattoos, Gym Stories, and Wrap-up (140:44–143:52)

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Final Notes

If you’re seeking a podcast that combines news analysis, military/LEO humor, uncensored social commentary, and a dash of barbershop-level banter—The Antihero Broadcast delivers. This episode, despite some streaming hiccups, captures the group’s approach to showing up for one another and their audience—even when technical or conversational crash-outs abound.

JV Team for Life.

Transcript

[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

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[Lewis]

And don't forget Patreon. We're doing a lot of live stuff in Patreon now. The audience is growing so please consider joining Our Patreon, we're doing like 30 minutes. Yeah, I did 30, 35 minutes Saturday during the day. We had a massive group of people, a lot of questions and answers. So we're able to interact behind the scenes, talk, you know, normal stuff that we're not time constrained here on the show. And don't forget to go to the antiherobroadcast.com and get our merch. Merch store's up and running. We appreciate everybody who's already been buying stuff and we, we're keeping putting new designs in there. So antiherobroadcast.com for your merch and Patreon. Two important things to us.

[Jimmy]

I don't think you're zoomed in all the way, Mike.

[Lewis]

That's all right. I'm big enough.

Hit it.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Lewis]

Zoom in on me. Oh, that's perfect, man.

[Jimmy]

You like it?

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Lewis]

I'm like this wide. Dude, don't. Just don't put the camera on my legs.

[Mike]

I, I did have fun being in the comments over while you were.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it was good, right? That was a good crowd too. Yeah, it was.

Non stop. 30 minutes, 35 minutes of good entertainment, question and answers, interacting. Put the dogs on the camera.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

Some reflections Weston has gotten. I think just today. In the last two days he's gotten 89 Christmas cards.

[Lewis]

Excellent.

[Jimmy]

From our, our, our supporters. So that is amazing. I don't know what this means, but they had to move Weston's Christmas up to the left.

[Mike]

That's probably not so fantastic.

[Jimmy]

If you haven't gotten west in a Christmas card and you want to, now would probably be the time to do it.

[Mike]

I mean, I. Dude, I got kids, man. I can't even imagine.

[Lewis]

No, no, that's Christmas time. I mean anytime. I mean, Christmas just kind of. I think Christmas enhances it for us as people who don't have to deal with it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

For a parent, it doesn't matter what day of the week, what year, what month. I mean, you're watching your child slowly pass away in front of you. That's, that's, that's. And if we can do anything to help, obviously that's what we're here for. But I can't.

[Mike]

I mean like I gotta. I got a six year old son, man, and I can't imagine that watching that light slowly go out.

[Jimmy]

God, that would. It's the worst. It's literally. I don't know, it's. There's a. I've heard biblical reasoning on why this stuff happens because people one of the biggest things is, you know, it's a, it's a logical argument for somebody that doesn't understand Christianity. And when they say if, if God is real, why do kids like Weston go through what they go through? And I don't know, I don't want to put it on you, because.

[Mike]

No, no, send it.

[Jimmy]

Do you, do you. What is the reasoning if someone were to ask.

[Mike]

If someone was to ask me, I would, I would go with two things. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave out what I normally say on this, but I think you guys can agree with me. We've all lost people doing the job, whether it was in the infantry or as a police officer. It's almost always the best people. It's the, like, yeah, that guy was not a bag. That was the very best of us. And I had that question about my good friend Josh Madden, who's the anniversary of his death was the 6th of December. And I struggled with it for a long time. And my conclusion was he learned all the lessons he needed to learn. He did everything the Lord wanted him to do, and it was time for him to go. And it sucks for us, but we got that light. We, we got to see it, we got to be motivated by it. And that was maybe more of the mission. And I'm getting kind of choked up just thinking about it, but that was probably more the mission than anything else now, from a, a Christian perspective, from a doctrinal perspective.

We don't know the effects, we don't know the plan that the Lord has, and it sucks. But maybe Weston did his job while he was here, and he's from, by all accounts, did a good one.

[Lewis]

And.

[Mike]

Man, I, I.

It's a struggle when we ask the Lord why he puts us through the things that he does. And we get closer to the Lord when we struggle with those questions and.

[Jimmy]

Puts things in perspective.

[Lewis]

And I look, here's what I look at. As I've gotten older, obviously, I'm the oldest, almost 50. And you know, I watched that reel where Eddie Murphy talks about, you got about 75 good years, 75 summers. That's if you're absolutely lucky. You can walk up, pull out studio, drive down the road some more on Anything can happen any moment.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

What I think, what I take from the this in my spirit is when losing somebody like Terry close to me.

Don'T just stop your life and mourn, mourn, mourn, mourn, yes, mourn. But you in your head, maybe her mission was to tell everybody you're not doing something right. You got to get back to this. You got to get back to that. Stop living every day like, oh, God, everything's so terrible. I said, all the people I said that to that when we lost her. I said, you woke up this morning, you woke up this morning, you got out of bed. You got to go anywhere you wanted to go on Earth. You could do whatever you wanted that day. That is the biggest blessing of all. You can get up every day and go, I can do whatever I want. So don't. I. I look at those, like, losing my dad, losing people close to me, like, initially younger, immature, it was, poor me, poor me, poor me. Now I go, you know what? I'm gonna look at her and I'm gonna do things better. I'm going to respect things more. And that's what I try to take from. For him, like a young kid. It is. I don't know that there's any words, anything. But if anything, as you guys see the story unfold, man, don't take every. Any day for granted. Don't think, well, I'll just wake up tomorrow and do it then, do it now, do it now. Because tomorrow could be the day that anybody tells you, hey, man, you got some disease and we can't fix you.

[Mike]

I mean, poor Jack. I mean, yeah, I mean, we. We come into contact with this a lot just by the fact that we carry guns for a living and firemen and EMTs and everybody that. That straps it on to go serve the. Didn't do the dangerous, hard things. And it's easier for us to go, well, you know, my. My partner got shot or my buddy got blown up or, you know, so and so went into a house to try to save someone and got burned up. It's a lot harder when it's a. A kid. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

And he didn't ask for it.

[Mike]

You know, I. I think the best thing that's going to happen from this is the parents are going to see the kids or the. The community just rally around them. By the way, my camera's flickering again, so it's like once every minute.

[Jimmy]

I like those odds.

[Mike]

I like those odds. It's the warning to tell me to shut up.

[Jimmy]

I got a button here.

[Mike]

He's like, put a little short in it.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we'll go into it later in the episode, but, I mean, we dropped the Israel reel and I kind of used Dave. I didn't kind of. I used Dave Portnoy. His crash outs mixed with what we said and that there wasn't really mixed reviews on that one. It was, it was pretty. It was pretty.

[Lewis]

I've got three messages this morning since we started. Oh, really? About that one you just posted like saying, I'm glad you guys are talking about this stuff.

[Jimmy]

I haven't even looked at it.

[Lewis]

Well, this is my cop one. But yeah, you put. I mean, so people are happy that it's being discussed at least. I mean, and again, just like we talked about, there's always room to discuss everything.

[Jimmy]

When you can't discuss it. That's a problem.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Lewis]

Yes. And when you make rules to not be able to discuss things or somebody becomes protected, that, that's, to me, it's just like if, if you don't want to talk about what's going on in your. Then I would always assume as a cop or detective or even anybody talking to anybody in general, you're hiding something.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I'm not saying you have to do it close of your life, but it's like in this. If you can't. If I can't talk about that, what. What am I going to find out?

[Jimmy]

Well, it's not, it's. I don't. Yeah, you're right. Individuals have things called privacy and they don't have to. But one of the biggest events in his. In history.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

We can't even talk about.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, you remember when the Ukraine war started and anybody going like, why the are we supporting these people? Was like, dude, shut up.

[Jimmy]

Look at when we went into Iraq. You're not even American. What? You know, you're not Bush, Cheney, you ain't American.

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, anytime somebody tells me I can't disagree, I got, I, I want to disagree harder.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And I mean, I was watching a video yesterday on, on what is a psyop, and it's essentially a psyop is when it's not a good idea and they have to silence everybody and there's nefarious intentions behind it. You know, there's all kinds of things going on right now that, you know, the government wants to get their narrative out.

[Mike]

Yeah, they do.

[Jimmy]

And whether it be right, wrong, you know, the government's going to put their narrative out.

[Mike]

Yeah, they are.

[Jimmy]

And they're going to do whatever they need to to get that narrative out. And, and to be honest with you, I don't trust the government at all.

[Lewis]

Well, here I'll transition to something really cool. Then we're talking about the government. There's a big land. There's gonna be a big decision today on the Supreme Court, Trump is trying to remove a lady from the Federal Trade Commission that Biden appointed in 2023. They get seven year appointments. TRUMP says her views don't align with his administration. And basically he's trying to say I should be able to put everybody in charge of all those federal agencies that are mine. Kind of like the Supreme Court was put in place. So you can't like manipulate the Supreme.

[Jimmy]

Court only if there's a justice opening.

[Lewis]

Correct. And then they have to fill it. Then there was an old grandfathered in rule that everybody just broke where they're not supp supposed to appoint if they're in the very end of their term. Trump did it twice, I think. Yeah, but, but this case is going to decide. Can Trump change the Federal Electronic Commission, the fcc, the National Transportation Safety Board, the Federal Trade Commission? Can he go in and go, you got seven years. Biden appointed you. You're out, Jimmy, you're in. You're my guy. So the Supreme Court's gonna rule on this.

[Mike]

You know, people don't know this about because civics doesn't isn't get taught in schools anymore. But like originally when we voted for the president, the, the guy that was the loser was the vice president. Like we did. We wanted checks and balances in there. Now look, this lady may be the worst of the worst and have nothing but bad intentions. Okay, fine. But I, I will take somebody sort of the same reason why, like I don't vote for the sitting sheriff anymore. Like, you've been in there a long time, bro. So get somebody else in there. So, you know, I, I kind of want, you know, people to, to stop and put the brakes on any, any major changes that are happening.

[Jimmy]

Hey, Lewis, while you're doing all this, can you make sure canine gets a link to the. Do you remember his email?

[Lewis]

Yeah, I do.

[Jimmy]

Okay. And then is our Ukraine correspondent.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we sent him a link saying come on around. Yeah, we took that out.

[Mike]

And, and Crusader is texting me on IG right now.

[Lewis]

Crusader?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I, I noticed that the first hour is very formal. We get through what we got. You know, we, we talk, we do updates. And then the second hour is kind of like doing all the things that we typically do. All of our breakdowns and all of our segments. And then the second half of the hour and going into the third hour is where it becomes a lot more fun.

Well, when you don't have anything to talk about, that's sometimes the best time to start talking.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, you know, you said it on the live you know, we only had three people in the studio on the camera for.

A Night Shift.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And that was. In my opinion, it was the best one. I mean, we were just.

[Jimmy]

That was a good one.

[Mike]

You know, Mike's over there throwing bombs at you and me.

[Lewis]

In my opinion, it was every week just like that.

[Jimmy]

The amount of reels I have. I have four. Four wheels done and ready to go for tonight, for today, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday before the next Night Shift. And they're hilarious.

[Mike]

Was it that bad?

[Jimmy]

So they're not. They're not anything that would go viral, but they're funny as hell.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, we were. We were getting at it.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was a lot of fun, man.

[Jimmy]

If you guys haven't seen it, go check out the last Night Shift.

[Lewis]

That was a good one.

[Mike]

How was. Wait, hold on.

[Lewis]

I. We didn't do it. Know, if I were to cancel that kind of show, I would get ridiculed by my partner. You guys can just cancel stuff.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Lewis]

Open Mike was canceled Friday.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

If I do. Bro. If I do that, it's a problem. But I was home. I was sitting around doing nothing. We got to stay consistent. Everything's got to be.

[Mike]

I was. I was buried in phone calls.

[Lewis]

You thought you missed it. You were apologizing.

[Mike]

Yeah, I was. Like.

[Lewis]

You didn't miss it.

[Mike]

I was.

[Lewis]

I was so busy, Justin, that you guys canceled. Yeah, I was.

[Mike]

Because we. You know, there was a lot that went on between Thursday night and Friday when I got home that I needed to talk to people.

[Lewis]

We're adding our show Thursday, correct, Or Friday? Well, we're talking about doing.

[Jimmy]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Lewis]

A recap. Kind of weekly.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. An anti.

[Lewis]

Or uncensored between us, just going at it, laughing about the whole week episode. Okay.

[Jimmy]

On Friday, same time, same thing. It'll be. Everybody will be remote, though.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, obviously, if you haven't picked up, this show is. Is steadily growing. We're adding new. Obviously, our goal is to be Monday through Friday and in the future, but, you know, we have to kind of do it to where it makes sense. So let's get into some current events. What's this deal with China?

[Mike]

So did you guys ever see the movie Top Gun?

[Jimmy]

Who hasn't?

[Mike]

Yeah. So, you know, the beginning of the movie when they're, like. They're getting. You know, the MIGs are coming towards the carrier, and they're up there like dog fighting and cougars having a crash and.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well.

[Mike]

And then, you know, Maverick kind of flips over, does his whole thing. Well, yeah, that. That Happened, but it was the Chinese and the. The Japanese. So the Chinese has a. They have their. I do it.

[Lewis]

Do it.

[Jimmy]

No, doing the Jimmy thing where you. You put your finger. So you tell yourself, he's doing it right now. Put it on him. That's what you mean.

[Mike]

It's getting worse. The flashing is getting worse.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Is it? Yeah. All right, hold on. Yeah, keep talking.

[Mike]

So basically, the. The.

[Jimmy]

The.

[Mike]

A Chinese carrier task force is operating near Japan.

[Lewis]

They're not on you, so I'm pretending it's you talking.

Lewis just goes around.

[Mike]

Lewis, God damn it.

[Lewis]

We need all of you to come to the studio just once.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

To see this go down.

[Mike]

Yeah.

And we got our. We got our 100, 000 subscriber thing. Covering up the electricity.

[Jimmy]

Just puts it on my mtc.

[Mike]

So. So basically this. This Chinese carrier task force is out there doing, you know, learning how to land on carriers, because they haven't been doing it for the past 100 years like we have. And they basically were, like, looking up at Japan. They're shining their radar into Japan, trying to see what's coming and going. And Japan was like, it. We're gonna launch some F16s, which they actually call them F2s because they're made by Mitsubishi. I think they're called the 02.

[Lewis]

This is the time for your Asian accent. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And so have you guys ever seen a. Was it scary movie too, where she goes in the little. They're making fun of, not. Not the ring, but the grudge. Have you ever seen that? And the little Asian kids like Mitsubichi.

[Lewis]

I was waiting for it to come.

[Mike]

So. So they're over there like, teno hiko Banzai driving their F16s right towards this carrier task force. And a MIG comes up, and they have, like, he's got radar lock on us. Oh, you know, there they go. Hey, that's a MiG, you know, or I think it was an SU37 or something like that. One of the SUs that they ended up doing it. And Japan was like, you. You had like a. You. A mock dog fight with us. And they were like, well, you were getting too close to our carrier. And so. Yeah, so they actually made a meme. I don't know if you guys know this, but Xi Jinping, the. The. Yeah, that's his name. The. The leader of the Chinese Communist Party. He is his. The meme of him is Winnie the Pooh. He hates it. So that. That meme that I sent you guys this morning of that. That little Winnie the Pooh in an airplane. Yeah, that's. He hates that.

[Jimmy]

So did you laugh at your own image when you sent it?

[Mike]

I do.

[Jimmy]

He said it. And then.

[Mike]

I didn't harden a picture. I didn't mean to. I was actually trying to scroll through to the bottom.

[Jimmy]

I fat thumbed it.

[Mike]

Yeah, I did. But, like, it's still hilarious.

[Lewis]

I did that on Facebook yesterday. I was getting at it with somebody, and my wife said, you, like, laugh at your own comment. I'm like, it was on accident, but it makes it even better now. Yeah, dude.

[Mike]

It's sort of like when we watched. When we watched the train thing. I watched that, like, four times, and I'm laughing at what I'm doing.

[Lewis]

Watch it.

[Mike]

So, yeah, so they. They.

[Clint]

We're.

[Mike]

We're starting to see some stuff in this. In. In and around Japan. Japan is ready to go full on samurai warrior on China.

[Jimmy]

Really?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's. It's bad.

[Jimmy]

They. They. Will they be our allies?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. They. They don't have a choice.

[Jimmy]

So you remember what happened last.

[Lewis]

Yeah, right.

[Mike]

You got a couple atom splitters shoved up your ass. Yeah.

[Lewis]

You're on our December 7th, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, that. Yeah, that was yesterday. So I. You want to hear a funny? So I was stationed out in Hawaii, and me and my buddy are down in Waikiki, and this was like, O5. And, you know, there's a lot of Japanese tourists that come to Hawaii. So we're in Waikiki, and this guy walks up to us, and it's like, excuse me, sir, can you please direct us to Arizona Memorial? And my buddy's hammered. I'm pretty drunk. And he goes, yeah, it's right where you left it.

[Jimmy]

What? Jimmy.

[Mike]

Is it like Timmy?

[Lewis]

That's the Theo Vaughn.

[Mike]

Jimmy.

[Lewis]

Jimmy. When he does the accent.

Yeah, Bobby.

[Jimmy]

And that's like. I mean, I think we're doing. What I'm trying to do is the crossover that hasn't been done yet with podcasts, because comedians and comedian podcasts get. They get a pass. They really do. No one looks at him as like, that's racist. I can't believe he did that. Because it's funny. You can't really cancel a comedian unless he does something that no one else has ever done, and then it's up for debate.

[Lewis]

Like the Cinnabon lady.

[Jimmy]

The what?

[Mike]

Well, I was thinking more along the lines, who was that guy that jerked off into a plant in front of a lady? That comedian.

[Jimmy]

Oh, see? Well, he's a sexual predator, I think. CK Lewis. CK No, I'm Thinking more along the lines of, like, Shane Gillis, like, he made an Asian joke that was like on a podcast. Not even. And they canceled him for it. Like he lost his SNL shot. Like he's back. Well, yeah, he's back. And, and that's the whole thing is now he's crazy.

[Lewis]

You're right. Because look at the roasts. You go to like Tom Brady roast. They absolutely racist. Everything comes out and no one cares. Jewish jokes, racist jokes. Julian Edelman, Nobody. Yeah, nobody cares. Because a whole room full of people broadcast on Netflix. But because they said it's okay, it's okay. So it just, it is very interesting. What is okay? Because you had the mayor of Chicago called somebody racist the other day for basically saying your city's got a bunch of black people shooting each other. And that was racist.

[Jimmy]

You got it.

[Lewis]

The mayor of New York. We haven't had a mayor of Chicago.

[Mike]

We haven't had a Chicago Death update.

[Lewis]

I got it. We used to do that on hand.

[Mike]

Let's see how, how bad is it? Chirac, by the way, we need to get an I4 death toll because it.

[Lewis]

Was very slow weekend in Chicago. Five killed and 13 wounded. Just a moderate.

[Mike]

So half a platoon.

[Jimmy]

We lost a squad.

[Lewis]

But, but it was brought up to the, it was brought up by a white female reporter to the black mayor. And she was basically saying, do you think it's a problem that your people continue to shoot each other?

[Jimmy]

Does she mean Chicagoans or did she mean black people?

[Lewis]

Whatever she wanted.

[Mike]

She meant.

[Lewis]

What she meant people that are how you take, shoot people. Yeah, I, I, I, that's, I mean, whoever's shooting each other. Because I actually have a really good video, but I have to rewatch it to see if we can play it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I watched a reel with Heather and it, I knew what they were doing as soon as they did it. They said, you know, I hate the fact that they're this, they're that, they're this, they're that just going off all these adjectives. And you're sitting here thinking, oh, my God, this, this is, this guy can't put this on. This is the most racist thing in the world. And he goes, notice how I never said who I was talking about. That's in your head. And I was like, that was genius.

[Mike]

Dude, that's, it's so bad.

[Lewis]

I think we can play this one. Yeah, I sent it to you. It's a Chicago related reel. If not somebody else made it. So I didn't make it. Yeah, it's on The Internet. It's on the Internet.

[Mike]

We're over here talking about.

[Jimmy]

Do we have any token guys, is. Is job black?

[Lewis]

Can you get that video, Louis?

[Mike]

I don't know, but I know CC is.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we have. Well, he's. Is he half black? Is there some kind of Dominican in him or.

[Mike]

He's Puerto Rican.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we had some super chats. Why are you pulling that up? I want to just.

[Lewis]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Jimmy]

Louis, CC said Crystal from Cinnabon is at 102k rate.

[Lewis]

That's what I'm talking about. Crystal from. You didn't see that one?

[Jimmy]

No, we've done that one. We can't.

[Lewis]

No, we can't play that.

[Mike]

We can't.

[Lewis]

It's got full blown N word and.

[Mike]

We don't have domino.

[Lewis]

See, he's okay if he encounters two Somalians. I don't know the backstory, but she flat out drops it, drops it again. They're like, you're gonna be famous. She's like, perfect. I can't wait. Like. And her GoFundMe is at $102,000.

[Jimmy]

Is she arrested or something? She got fired.

[Lewis]

C for Cinnabon. They fired her. Oh, she said.

[Mike]

Yeah, she said, I'm. I'm going out. She knew what she was done.

[Lewis]

Trash tearing, trash out, the whole thing. She did this. She did the dx. Suck it.

[Wyatt]

Are you.

[Lewis]

She went all in, man.

[Mike]

That's old school right there. That's that.

[Jimmy]

And she's got a. She's got a $102,000. Are we doing wrong?

[Lewis]

But they usually cancel these. Yeah, because it's racist to say and racist to donate to her. I don't know how long it's going.

[Jimmy]

To last, but you better draw that money.

[Lewis]

Go fund me and sometimes Crystal here and I got a video about Chicago if you want to play that.

[Jimmy]

Oh, no, wait, wait. Dylan says, God bless you all in the chat. Thanks, Dylan. Thanks, cc.

[Lewis]

All right, here's a recent tour of.

[Jimmy]

Chicago is the east edge of Garfield Park.

[Lewis]

This black is controlled by one of the older crews.

[Jimmy]

You can see the tags on the brickwork marking their territory.

[Mike]

Those pops you hear are most likely 9 millimeters.

[Lewis]

So that's your tour.

[Jimmy]

That it?

[Lewis]

Yeah. You go to Chicago, you can get a tour of Garfield Park. Garfield park is one of the most dangerous places in Chicago. To give you an idea, it's give.

[Mike]

Send, go, by the way.

[Lewis]

Okay, There you go. Garfield park.

Has.

22 dead and 120 wounded this year. Just. Just in one small.

[Mike]

I'm talking. There's an area like, like Mary.

[Lewis]

It'd be like small little town, one little community. Austin is the worst. Austin, Illinois. No, Austin, Illinois. Chicago has 48 killed and 130 wounded. And right next door is. I mean if you look at the red.

[Mike]

We just lost a company in there.

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You can't say anything. The mayor got called out for your people shooting people and it was racist.

[Jimmy]

Racist.

[Mike]

I mean the reporter, the mayor called the reporter racist.

[Jimmy]

Black, right?

[Lewis]

Yes. And the, and the commissioner of the police.

[Jimmy]

I don't know what's worse. Black politicians that don't help the black community or white politicians that are clearly not going to help the community.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, at least I'm more sympathetic to the, the, the black politicians.

[Jimmy]

Look, what happens to our view count when we start doing anything fun?

[Mike]

We do anything. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

We go mundane. Let's talk about China. Let's talk about this.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Ye. I mean like if you're a, if you're a black politician, you have a vested interest in keeping its status quo because then you can make promises, you never gotta keep them.

[Jimmy]

I say yes, I say that. I, I see what you're saying. You're right. Because it's politician.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The only politician that has a chance of making change in a place like that is really credibility wise. Got to be black. Right. I mean, am I wrong?

[Lewis]

Right. But to look at the statistics in Chicago and say this year, this year in the, in this. In the city of Chicago, 344 people have been shot and killed.

[Mike]

That dude. If we, we had a year like that in Iraq, 300. And it was a terrible.

[Lewis]

1500 and 15 people have been shot. Individual people.

[Mike]

What's these numbers compared to officers killed in the line?

[Jimmy]

No, this year let's, let's do like the worst year on gy.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Let's.

[Jimmy]

And compare it to Chicago numbers.

[Lewis]

Close but in the fact. And who shot people in Muslim shot American soldiers.

[Jimmy]

Right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Very clear.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

No racism. No. No war. Okay. This is black people shooting black people. And if you highlight that you are a racist, that is the problem that you have a mayor that can hide when everything gets tough and you start to ask me questions, you're like, oh God, you people are dying. I can't keep up with our police everywhere.

[Jimmy]

Racist.

[Lewis]

That's it. You're racist. I'm done, I'm done answering. Now that, now that reporter is getting looked at by everybody else in the room like, oh, you're racist. Like clearly not.

[Mike]

So the two worst years in Iraq were pretty close. It was 07 right when the surge started, and 04 right when the insurgency started getting bad. And it was around 850 killed.

[Jimmy]

850American service members killed.

[Mike]

That's right.

[Lewis]

And we got half of that one.

[Mike]

City, double that wounded.

[Lewis]

Okay, so we've got half of that in one sit. And that's like, Chicago's not even the worst. Chicago gets the most heat because of. I. Obviously, it's a. It's just a popular place. There's a guy that actually keeps his statistics. But, like, New Orleans. New Orleans is worse. Baltimore's worse. St. Louis, all that area, they're worse when it comes to per capita. And they're all predominantly black neighborhoods. And it's like you. If you say that you're a race.

[Jimmy]

New Orleans is historically bad.

[Lewis]

You cannot wander off of Bourbon street in Orlando. You will be dead. You are done. It's terrible. The cops are all corrupt.

[Jimmy]

And that was all.

[Lewis]

The cops were in on it.

[Jimmy]

That was. That got worse after the hurricane, right?

[Lewis]

Yes, yes. So it's. It's.

[Jimmy]

The cops are in on it.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. They have most corrupt cops. There was a.

[Jimmy]

You go meth.

[Lewis]

Not that you go back to, like, indictments and stuff. They had, like, whole 10, 12, 15 cops indicted for, like, organized crime.

[Mike]

I mean, so 2008, when we were there. Yeah, 314.

[Lewis]

Okay, so more people died in Chicago this year than died in 2008 at a real war.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

With IEDs and mortar strikes, all that other stuff going on. Just people in one city in America shooting each other for no reason.

[Mike]

EFPs, by the way, was the biggest killer that year.

[Lewis]

It's not racist. And I think it's time. I think it's time to take a stand. I mean, with everything that's being seen now, is there racist stuff online? Yes, there are, but a lot of this, like you said, comedy is one out, but just common sense, like, it's. It's. It's time.

[Jimmy]

You're not gonna ever see us go full Nick Fuentes. We don't. We're not really at all that edgy. None of us are racist. None of us are anti Semitic. But I mean, it's funny and it's. The statistics don't lie. Comedy's fun. When.

[Lewis]

Here's my point.

[Jimmy]

When black people stop shooting each other is not funny, by the way.

[Lewis]

No, but when black people stop making fun of it, then we all have to.

[Jimmy]

If there's.

[Lewis]

There's black comedians, there's black influencers, black guys on Instagram that just annihilate Their own race with jokes.

[Jimmy]

We have to stop. If they stop.

[Lewis]

I think I'm saying I don't have to stop, but I'm saying if it's okay for them to do it. It doesn't. You can't just say, well, I can do this because I'm xyz. If you're going to put it on the Internet for everybody to just like the music argument. If you're going to produce this music and send it out, you're telling me I can't sing that song because I'm white? Because you decided to put lyrics and then put it on the radio and then I gotta, like, beat myself out? Yeah, it's the same thing. If you're gonna mock, why is it okay for, like, white is wide open. You can't go, well, I'm white. I eat these icebreakers, and I'm the only one that can make that joke. Or I eat.

[Mike]

You know.

[Lewis]

You know, you can't. You can't do that. I'm sure it's.

[Mike]

That's. That's as edgy as we are right there.

[Jimmy]

But you can't.

[Lewis]

But whites can be made fun of by everybody. We are the. Okay, yeah, you can make fun of us for being racist. You can make fun of us for being too smart. You can make fun of us for not caring. You make fun of us for not.

[Jimmy]

Killing each other in record numbers. I mean, whatever you want.

[Lewis]

Whatever you want to make fun. But it's. It's absolutely acceptable for every single race on the. On earth to make fun of the white male, white female. It's okay.

[Mike]

Even though we pretty much built the western world.

[Lewis]

Oh, boy.

[Mike]

But, I mean, I'll. I'll die on that hill.

[Lewis]

But then. But it's not okay to say anything about anybody else that inherently goes back to your original point, which is we have to be able to talk about things. We have to be able to discuss things. And it's. You can't limit my ability to talk about something just because your skin is different colored doesn't have anything to do with.

[Jimmy]

You don't think it's anything like veterans. If you're not a veteran, you can't make fun of veterans. Only veterans.

[Mike]

I, I still. I completely disagree that mentality, too.

[Lewis]

I mean, disagree.

[Mike]

I mean, like, because me and me. And that doesn't stop you from catching an ass whooping on the. The Marine Corps birthday. If you go out there and talk about Marines in front of a bunch of drunk Marines, like, you're probably gonna, you know, catch a Two piece. Yeah, but like, you can say what you want. Just be prepared for the consequences. By the way, when I looked up all that information. Tell me AI isn't listening. It brought up all the statistics for 2505. What for KIAs in Iraq.

[Jimmy]

Oh, for.

[Mike]

When I, When I put it in there, it was like, and here's 2505.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my old battalion. Yeah.

That's crazy.

[Mike]

I didn't know you were in 2505. But that's what it brought up.

[Lewis]

It's just, it just, it just.

Gays like all this stuff. It's like if you isolate it and say you can't talk again, you can't talk about us. It doesn't mean it's not First Amendment.

[Clint]

I'm.

[Lewis]

I'm back to the First Amendment and the First Amendment is what it is. You can't suppress speech now. Threats, terroristic threats. That gets let go too, though, because antifa. Antifa. How to say antifa. Antifa. Antifa. Can say.

[Mike]

Say it, however, is going to be most offensive.

[Lewis]

Kathy Griffin made a dollar Trump getting murdered. Like you can be a certain person comedian, all those things. You can say the most ridiculous things incite violence or say things violent and you're okay. It just seems like the regular old white guy. You can't say it.

[Jimmy]

I believe that if you have a mindset of being un cancelable and you also truly are un cancelable when you're not driven by money and you're only driven by ideas and you're not worried about sponsors, you're not worried.

[Mike]

That's the Trump argument. That's what got him elected right there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. If you're not wor. If you can't be canceled, you. It will be a longer road, but you will. Your idea can't be shut down. I mean, look at. We say his name now. Gypsy crusader. The most. Probably the most extreme person right now on the Internet. I remember seeing his videos, but every time he would pop up, he'd be shut down and they were fan pages sharing it. And now two years later, he's on podcasts.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

And so I'm not saying his idea is good at all. I'm just saying he has an idea and he does not care what happens to him. He doesn't. And you can't. That's why he's a joker and there's all of his makeups. Because you can't. In his mind, you can't stop him.

[Lewis]

And he is. It's extreme and it's preached his way. But my Point is, is if you take a group of people and we walk up to a group of skinny white dudes with their shirts off, standing on bikes looking disheveled, you'll be like, there's a bunch of meth addicts.

[Mike]

Right.

[Lewis]

Completely not going to be like, especially.

[Mike]

If we're in Ocala and if you.

[Lewis]

Walk up to a group of black guys, pants sagging, dread wearing covers on their face, and you are going to.

[Jimmy]

Go to another gas station, you're.

[Lewis]

Yes. You're going to be like, those dudes are probably maybe gang members. I'm not saying it's called.

[Jimmy]

Everybody's called survival. I mean, I think if, like, if you were. If you were a gazelle and you needed to go where gazelle goes, you. If you see a bunch of lions over there, you're gonna go, I'm not gonna go buy those lions. I'm gonna go a different way. I think. Is that not. Is that too much?

[Mike]

No, no, no. Actually, I. I have a. I have a cop question because this is.

[Lewis]

This is guilty.

[Mike]

Yeah.

So you guys had worked in different locations around where your jurisdiction was, Right. When you were working there in the place that you worked the longest at night, did you know the people? Did you know what to look for?

[Lewis]

Of course.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Probably news. Probably arrested some of these guys before. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Of course.

[Mike]

So it. And so if you are driving by and you're a police officer, you can look and go, I know that guy. I arrested that guy two weeks ago. I know exactly what's going down right now. And drive up and go, hey, man. And that's. Is that PC enough or do you need.

[Jimmy]

No, there's actually a lot of case laws that protect from obvious like. Well, Mike's got way more experience than me. But there is things. What is it called when on flight Run.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Well, we debate that, my wife and I, but it's flight upon site of law enforcement.

[Jimmy]

But what's that called?

[Lewis]

What's resisting?

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, no, no. There's a. There's a thing we. It's. It's a case law.

[Lewis]

Terry versus Ohio.

[Jimmy]

No, it's.

It's one of them where essentially same gas station, same old faces, same old behaviors. If I pull up and they take off running, there are certain areas that are designated. It's okay. It's okay. So let's say the gas station down there on the right. Me and my squad have documented throughout the years, and it's just been historically documented as a crime area where all kinds of crimes happening. And I pull up and they take off running. I can chase after them based off those statistics. Now, from the, the second I put handcuffs on to the trial of guilty, I have to be able to articulate why with these analytics. And now if I just, if I, but if I, if I just get assigned there, I don't talk to anybody and I see a bunch of black dudes with the pants hanging and I go, and they. That happens. It's going to get thrown out. There's not enough PC. They have to do something else. God, what is that called?

[Mike]

So, I mean, but that.

[Lewis]

He's right. And it, and it's, it's, it's. I look at it, I like using the word statistics. Now, statistically, I can tell you that XYZ crime happened in this area historically at a high rate. And you're right. I see that guy have arrested him. I see that guy arrested him. Does it make him guilty every time I see him? No, but it's going to heighten your awareness of, like, I know this guy usually carries a gun. I've seen, I've chased him before, and he's thrown a gun while I was chasing him or his brother or his cousin. Okay, so, but if, at the same time, if you go to.

I don't know.

The Hamptons.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You go out on Long island to the Hamptons and you get out of gas station and you try to pull that there, it's not going to be the same.

[Jimmy]

Everybody in the chats is, Wardlow, Wardlow, Wardlow.

[Lewis]

But it, it just, it's statistics. And if you tell me I can't be nervous.

Based on statistics. That's crap. That's just like a baseball game. The best hitter in the game comes up and he's statistically hits the fastball 500 miles. I'm throwing curveballs or I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk him. I'm not gonna let him beat me when statistics show if I throw him a fastball, he's gonna knock it 550ft out of the park. The same thing goes, if I know that this area has that stuff, I'm not going to go there.

[Mike]

So if, if you can do that as a cop and it's okay to do that under certain circumstances, and we, we look at that and we go, well, that's not racist. That's just statistics.

[Jimmy]

Why can't you do it?

[Mike]

Can't we do it as a civilian? That's the point that I'm trying.

[Jimmy]

We do. And I think, though, your point is that we all do do it. It's just not okay to say it because it's not PC. Political correctness is what will ruin a society. Will. Political correctness will destroy anything that's good because everything good gets hijacked. Right. So political correctness, I am assuming at its formation, maybe there was a morsel of trying to be nice to people, which is fine.

[Mike]

I think it was. It was literally just like, hey, don't be rude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, right.

[Mike]

And that went from, hey, don't be rude to you're rud, so you're mean. And then it became, well, what is the definition of rude? Well, it's not politically correct.

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Mike]

That, to me, is the genesis of all that. I would love to go down the entomology of all of that.

[Jimmy]

There's the Jimmy word.

[Lewis]

And here's my statistics again with the last three inches. We saw the bus fire.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And. Or two. And the. The girl getting stabbed. Sitting on the bus in an inner city area. And a disheveled black dude gets on looking like one of those two dudes. Are you not going to be like this dude? The whole bus is empty and this dude sits in the seat directly behind you?

[Jimmy]

Well, it's not.

[Lewis]

Are you going to feel a certain way.

[Jimmy]

And here's the thing, is that you. What we're talking about is everyone's feeling for you. For that to happen and someone to go.

He might just be an old black dude. Most likely, he's just an old black dude getting on the train. But because of everything now we're all. But that's like saying, I don't carry a gun because most people aren't going to hurt me.

[Lewis]

Correct.

[Jimmy]

So having that reserve, you know, because.

[Lewis]

If a white dude with tattoos all over his face looking like, I would feel the same way, like, man, why is this.

[Jimmy]

Okay, let's do this. We're talking before the show, right. Me and Mike are talking. I mean, you were there. I don't know if you heard it. And we're talking about some future shows that we have planned and some maybe guests that might come on those shows. And I looked at Mike and I said, are you sure it's okay to have these people in the studio, but. Because they're criminals. They're criminals, and I don't even know these people. And I'm. I'm being wary of people that have had history or fit the mold. Yeah.

[Mike]

And. And so, I mean, I, I, dude, I mean, this segues us perfectly to the Somalis. I'm sorry.

[Jimmy]

My favorite meme right now. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's a picture. Oh, my God. It's a, it's, it's a picture of the Blackhawk down movie poster, and it just says mife. You guys seen it? Yes. Describe it.

[Mike]

It's great.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I don't want to. If I had it to put up there, I would, but it's just, if it's me just saying it, somebody could clip it. But it's hilarious.

[Mike]

I mean, because that's how people.

[Jimmy]

And you what? My favorite thing. Can you make sure canine has that link?

[Mike]

Which one is Alex? Okay.

[Jimmy]

I send it to the Rob person.

[Lewis]

Maybe I have a special guest today.

Some random dude.

[Jimmy]

But this is how you know something's off when it, When a viral reel has.

250,000 shares and only 18,000 likes.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

That means people don't want to be seen liking it, but they're sharing it to other people because they believe it. Right. I mean, it's just.

[Lewis]

Well, because it's funny.

[Jimmy]

I mean, and it's funny because it's true.

[Mike]

Well, you know, so I was watching the Sean Ryan podcast, and I'm watching Mike Durant, who. And he's talking about after he got back from Somalia, the. One of the envoys of Muhammad Farah. ID wanted to meet with him. He's still in the army. He's still in TF160.

And he goes, I, I was sitting there waiting for this guy to show up, and in walks this Somali. He goes, if you've ever seen Somalis, they have a very specific look. You know exactly what it is. And we have. Before the, the current time, I would have been like, I have no idea. But now we got Somalis everywhere in the United States. They all look the same. It's like, ah, that guy, Somali, I'm your cup. And now, yeah, it's wild. So, I mean, you can, I mean, here's a guy who's a special Forces guy, and it's like, I know exactly.

[Lewis]

What Somalis look like. It'd be equivalent of us. And we're very, we disagree a lot. It would be the equivalent of us never saying a cop does anything wrong no matter what. If. Even if a guy pulls his gun out, shoots somebody illegally, we're like, you guys hate cops. You're just cop hater.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You're like, bro, he just pulled his gun out for no reason and shot an instant person. It doesn't matter. You just hate cops.

[Jimmy]

How dare you bring this?

[Lewis]

That's kind of dangerous. When do These guys not have eyes. Like, all day on the Internet is like mass shootings, shootings in the middle of the street, shooting at these birthday parties, dairy queen shooting. 11 shot, four dead.

[Jimmy]

And it's gone past. It's gone past.

Blaming law enforcement for not taking action and blaming. Now you're just. You have to start blaming the people doing it. And if you don't want to blame the people because it's all they know, then that's fine. Then you got to start blaming the people culture. And if you don't want to blame the culture because it's all the culture knows, then you got to start looking at generations of democratic oppression on these cities. That's all the government wants. And you can't stop. I'm a. I'm a believer. If. If a kid's 14 years old and doesn't know how to shower and wipe his ass and he acts like a savage animal and is shooting people at 14 years old, he's probably not going to get it right. But then you got people. His dad. Well, I learned it from my dad, okay? So that you can't break the chain with him. So maybe it's a cultural thing. And then you. You can't change an entire culture overnight. So you have to look at why it's a cultural thing. These people have. I. I used to arrest people that have never been outside the city of Orlando. They don't know. They don't know it's a mystical land to them outside of the hood that they grew up in. It's insane.

[Lewis]

Here's. Here's my. Here. One more thing before we go to K9. If it was a race thing, everybody stand together. Every conservative black politician is immediately considered an Uncle Tom or sellout. When he gets on TV and says, hey, we should probably try doing this a different way. He's gone. We're not sticking with our race on that guy like Candace Owens or any of these other guys that are that. That are black, that are in conservative. Have conservative views, they're immediately outcast by their own people. And therefore the skin color doesn't even.

[Mike]

Marry inside the races.

[Lewis]

It doesn't mean anything.

[Jimmy]

But the problem is, is that the black people we're talking about. I sound like Nick Fuentes right now, but it's that I'm dead serious. We have to be very clear in what we're talking about. We're talking about black conservatives that want to make change. I'll even go say black football players that go back into their original hood and try to make Change. That's great. So you have them, and then between them and the actual people that need the change, there's the gatekeepers. They're probably black people, probably middle class. Probably some white Karens in there saying that they can't be what they want to be. They can't be. They're stopping the conservative idea of change in these communities before he can even get to the people that need to change.

[Mike]

Dude.

You know, I had a lot.

[Jimmy]

Of coffee this morning.

[Mike]

I. I can tell. You're. You're.

[Jimmy]

Am I making sense?

[Lewis]

No, you're making sense to me. Racism means you don't like anyone.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

So if you associate, like, to me, when you.

[Jimmy]

When.

[Lewis]

If you take the word back to what it was, that means nobody. Not like one person here. That guy's. You listen to. You brought the gypsy crusader up. None. He don't like no. Any.

[Jimmy]

And he was.

[Lewis]

And he'll say, even to Aiden Ross, who was Jewish, he's like, well, I'm pretty cool. He's like, no, I hate you. I'm on your show. I hate you. You're. You're Jewish. I don't.

[Jimmy]

He says, express.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I wish you were. He says, I wish you died in the gas chamber. He said right to his face. On a podcast that this dude's hosting. He's like, me, right? I'm here. Here you are. That is racist. That is somebody who under no circumstances is the opposite race or that Jewish religion. Anybody in it is. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, I see it.

[Lewis]

We're in trouble.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Mike]

We got the blur back.

[Jimmy]

Lewis, is Google Chrome open?

[Lewis]

No, he was diligently working this morning. I give it to you. But anyway, it would be everybody. It wouldn't be just selective.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no, that makes sense.

[Mike]

Man, this sucks.

[Lewis]

Why?

[Mike]

What is the problem here?

[Lewis]

Last week it went fine.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, man, I cut the best reel of all time and it's blurry.

[Lewis]

Yeah, everything's closed. Right, Lewis?

Let's do that real quick.

[Jimmy]

I. Yeah, I have to do better at crashing out. Everybody tries very hard on the show. They do a great job. And they've been counter. They've been.

You know, last show, we literally had to end it and start again, which destroys analytics. It destroys any type of.

Data that we have to bring to people to show the progress of the show. When you take a live and you cut it in two, the data analytics are not usable. They're just gone. So ideally, we don't do that again.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

But we've done everything. This is. This is where my conspiracy starts to kick in because.

It worked fine for years. There's no problems. And now all of a sudden, it's. We got rid of it. We came back last week. It was fine. I don't. I don't understand. It's not the Internet. It's not.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Is it the nsa?

[Lewis]

I don't know. Well.

[Jimmy]

Let'S bring on canine while we try to figure out this issue.

[Lewis]

He'll be clear.

[Mike]

At least he's making.

[Jimmy]

He'll be clear.

[Mike]

Yeah, he's been canine. Big.

[Jimmy]

Do you have service where you are?

Somewhat. Not the greatest, but I'm here. I'm live, baby. Let's go.

All right, let's recap. Yesterday we didn't do terrible on your lock.

[Lewis]

No, we didn't know.

[Jimmy]

He did really well, I think. I think I did about 80, man. So.

[Mike]

80.

[Jimmy]

When it comes to sports game.

I'm not gambling this month because my son wants a Nintendo Switch, too, and sometimes I go on a binge. So I'm making sure that Switch 2 shows up from Santa this year. Okay. Don't want to risk it.

You could get them even.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's what I always say. You can't bet if you don't bet.

No, we did.

[Jimmy]

Well, I'm trying to make.

[Lewis]

The only game I took a beating on was I thought Washington was going to beat, like, they didn't even get close. I got shut out.

[Mike]

But, oh, I wanted to ask you.

[Jimmy]

Did you watch the. Was it the. Who played the Steelers yesterday?

[Mike]

The Ravens.

[Jimmy]

The Steelers and the Ravens. Was it the Ravens? You're talking about the. You're probably. Honestly, you're bringing up. Yes, the Steelers and the Ravens played yesterday. But if I guess what you're bringing up in the topic you're bringing up is the Denver Broncos and the Las Vegas Raiders. That is what everybody's talking about. Portnoy is going nuts.

[Mike]

You're a mod from Minecraft.

[Pete Hegseth]

Anymore?

[Jimmy]

Can't see you guys right now, but yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

It is. Right? As soon as we send the link. As soon as we send the link and somebody's in waiting, it get. It drops out.

[Jimmy]

Is it the link? I don't know.

[Mike]

But like.

[Jimmy]

All right, bring him and we're gonna come back. It could be. It could.

It could be Rick Scott coming back after me. I'm sorry, Rick Scott. Don't come after me again. Remove him.

All right.

[Mike]

He'll get out.

[Lewis]

Well, he's crystal clear on there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. You can't hear him.

[Lewis]

You can't hear it, but he's not.

[Mike]

He's just. He looks like he's talking through a voice modulator.

[Jimmy]

All right, so what are we going to do about this clarity?

We can't. I mean.

I want to try the WI fi.

[Mike]

It ain't the way the WI fi. No.

[Lewis]

The only other thing would be eliminate the guests again and go back to using the other program. There's never a problem.

[Jimmy]

We can't. That's not gonna.

[Lewis]

The other thing I told Liz was try setting that. Can you go to the. Go to those settings and knock that from the video. Knock that down to 720.

[Jimmy]

All right, we'll. We'll check it out. And nothing's open. That's. We got two people waiting.

[Lewis]

Yeah. It's just nothing else.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Mike]

No. Moss.

[Jimmy]

Ah.

[Mike]

What?

[Lewis]

We do radio.

[Mike]

Yeah, we could just do radio.

[Jimmy]

I. I don't know what to do, man, because I. This is the third time we're gonna end it and then they're gonna go, we fixed it. Five minutes later, we fixed it.

[Lewis]

There's no fixing it. It's not fixed. While we did last time, we shut down everything. Everything is in the exact same status it was when we left last week.

[Mike]

Was the computer off when you came in this morning? Did you turn it on?

[Lewis]

I don't know. I didn't turn it on.

[Mike]

I didn't turn it on.

[Jimmy]

What do you guys want to do?

[Mike]

Well, you're. We're not going to be paying attention.

[Jimmy]

No, I mean, it's has to stop. It doesn't fix itself in real time. Like, I don't know. Could we pause the live stream and then come back to the same live stream?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Can we.

[Mike]

Let me find out.

[Lewis]

I don't think so. We'll just put. The stream will begin soon and.

[Jimmy]

But that doesn't help it. Like, it's almost like, you know when you had to, like, let it buffer so you can watch a full video with shitty service. You gotta let it buffer so then you can watch it. If you try watching it without it buffering, it's all like this.

But.

[Lewis]

Oh, man. I mean, I. I think that whole area needs to be redone. We just had that conversation, but we had.

[Jimmy]

We had the same issues out there. It can't be. It can't.

[Lewis]

That went fine last week that. This one finally.

[Jimmy]

No, it went potato last week for like four seconds.

[Lewis]

It was super fast.

[Mike]

There is a take a break feature in the live control room in the YouTube live.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Yep.

[Mike]

It's in the YouTube live.

[Lewis]

Yeah. We can't do that. We're Controlling it with stream yard.

[Mike]

That's got to be the problem.

[Jimmy]

Well, you can't go live on YouTube with what we do. You have to have a. We have to have a provider that does the stuff for you. I mean, you can go live on YouTube, but it's just your phone. That's what it's like Patreon.

[Mike]

So you can't do it from.

[Jimmy]

You can't do what we do without some kind of provider.

[Lewis]

Maybe Streamlabs isn't the answer.

I've not had this problem anywhere else.

[Mike]

You know what you used?

[Lewis]

Yeah, and I've never had any issues at home.

[Mike]

That's.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean.

[Mike]

All right, let me. Let me see.

We'll bring on.

[Jimmy]

While you do that, bring canine back to see if his service is better.

[Lewis]

No, it's not. Yeah, he's bouncing around. I can see him bouncing around. Don't even do it.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Mike]

And we. We use stream yard, right?

[Jimmy]

Yep. Stream yard. Yeah.

[Mike]

And we don't use Stream Lab.

[Jimmy]

We used to use Streamlabs.

[Mike]

Streamlab is considered the best.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, the problem is that we don't have a remote capability with that. Lewis sat in here for four hours trying to.

[Lewis]

And we can't stream to the two chat. Well, I guess we could go back to that here and then just.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Oh, no. On night shift, we can't stream to both.

[Jimmy]

I'm researching how I can just do.

[Mike]

A hybrid approach here.

[Jimmy]

A hybrid approach using both programs. Oh, that'll complicate it. That'll make it better.

All right, well, we got Wyatt in there still, don't we? Or did he leave?

[Lewis]

I don't know if he's still there or not.

[Jimmy]

Can. Can you go to Streamlabs, Lewis? This is where it gets hard producing because you got to do is why it's black. Yep. Okay, well, just. Oh, because it.

[Mike]

It can only use one at a time.

[Jimmy]

I'm.

[Clint]

I'm still trying.

[Lewis]

We're not gonna be able troubleshoot it. Just get. Let's get Wyatt on. We can put us small and let w. Give us an update. I mean, on the fly.

[Jimmy]

No, that's Canine. Wyatt.

[Mike]

Oh, just.

[Jimmy]

Wyatt, Y.

Are you there?

[Lewis]

Hello?

[Wyatt]

Hello?

[Jimmy]

Hello? Hey, sorry for the. We're having major technical difficulties.

[Wyatt]

The crash outs are deserved. You've earned it. You guys are getting. Something's going on. Maybe it's just bad luck that coincides with criticizing our greatest, greatest ally.

[Mike]

You know, that happens.

[Wyatt]

Space lasers in the swamp gas affecting your. Your signal.

[Jimmy]

I don't know what it is, man. It's annoying, though. I can't even see you. Is that on purpose or is that.

[Wyatt]

That's on purpose right now, because I'm. I'm at a training ground, and those have been getting targeted really hard this year, so video is strictly prohibited.

[Jimmy]

What are. But are you worried that they can't find your. Your location? When you guys use cell phones like this, they can't lock in on where you are. And then, I mean, is that not a thing?

[Wyatt]

It's less prominent than it used to be. Primarily because now once you get into country, the first thing you do is get a Ukrainian SIM card. Now, if you've got, like, a British, American, Sri Lankan cell phone, whatever, that stands out because Russia does have pretty good signal intelligence. Once you get a Ukrainian phone, you're just. It blends in. And if you're hooked up to a WI Fi or a Starlink. Yeah, they can't tell.

[Jimmy]

I'd almost risk it right now if they said, hey, you could have perfect video quality, Tyler, but you're at risk of taking missile strikes. I'd be like, send it, because I'm done. Not.

[Wyatt]

You know what? There's a lot of guys out here that would do the same. You're not alone. You can actually have fun with it. Because if it's a missile, you can hear it.

[Mike]

Yeah, no joke.

[Wyatt]

A jet plane. You guys are in Orlando. You have an airport there. Those jets, you hear all the time. Exact same sound as a cruise missile. Identical sound. So you'll hear it coming.

[Jimmy]

Okay. How's everything else going? You're only in training for one more week or a whole month?

[Wyatt]

A bit unknown because I've. I'm switching units, but I've already been here for a while. I'm. I probably get to cut out on most of the training.

[Jimmy]

You get rank where you are.

[Wyatt]

Depends on what brigade you go to.

Like, brigades are. It's very decentralized. I know guys over in, like, you know, the ground force, International Legion. Three years, almost four. They're still privates. Whereas you can go to 3rd Assault Brigade and be a sergeant within months if you're actually a troop.

[Jimmy]

The reason why I ask is because I don't know if it's like. It's like anything. Like, you know, when you're a soldier in the U.S. army or an airman, you know, you do 10 or 15 years, you know, in your job, eventually you're trying to get ranked so you could be. Have your own office. Like, with rank comes different responsibilities, and I didn't know if maybe in that world that you're at, if, if even if, let's say you did 15 years over there, is it, are you the same position the whole time or do you like, would you move up and like. And do they, is it battlefield rank again? I know it's like more like contracting. But do they rank you on the battlefield.

[Wyatt]

Or for citizens or for foreigners?

[Jimmy]

Because we're kind of on for you foreigners.

[Wyatt]

For us, I think the highest ranking foreigner I've, I know of is just Sergeant. You know, they earned that. But once you go above that you have to start doing like the professional development courses, taking exams and those are all done in Ukrainian.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Wyatt]

So that's what, what would hold somebody back. But yeah, typically most guys are going to be a private or a senior private.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Wyatt]

But Sergeant does happen if. Depends like I said, depends on what unit you go to. Most won't even bother applying you.

[Mike]

So you guys just had some pretty massive shelling happen in the last couple of days.

[Wyatt]

Yes, it's been kind of building up for a few weeks. But this past few days there were some big ones. They do it every winter. They want to knock out our energy infrastructure and try to start freezing the population, get people miserable, try to just to spiritually bend us to their will. And they have taken out, I think we're down to three power plants at.

[Mike]

The moment trying to freeze everybody during the cold ass winter.

[Jimmy]

Oh shit.

[Wyatt]

Yeah. If you start getting pensioners and children freezing to death, you know, 100 miles from the front, it, it, that affects public opinion a whole lot.

[Jimmy]

It does. So you're telling me that images of starving people and freezing people could be used as propaganda and turning the world's tide into opinion.

[Mike]

What, throw the flag?

[Jimmy]

No, I get what you're saying though. Yeah. I mean it, that this war, much like any war is, is very based on public opinion and anything that's not going to both sides and the US want it all wanted to go a certain way and be perceived a certain way.

[Wyatt]

So yeah, and just the citizenry who you know, have not signed up to fight when they start getting hurt, when they start suffering, they start, you know, calling the politicians, hey, look, whatever you're working on, you gotta, you gotta sign it. We want this to stop because you know, the grandparents froze to death and ah, we had a kid just get an amputation from frostbite. It's not worth it anymore and I'm gonna leave my opinions out of their Ukrainian country. I'm not a citizen. I'm not going to tell them how to vote or nothing.

[Jimmy]

But that's.

[Wyatt]

That's sort of one of the longer term goals is to just use the winter again against the populace.

[Mike]

That's. I mean, they. They didn't spend any ordinance on the guys on the front. They fired it all into the inhabited areas.

Oh, yeah.

[Wyatt]

Power plants, apartment buildings, a dam in Harkiv.

I think they've run out of hospitals to hit. That's normally what they aim for first.

[Jimmy]

All right, well, hey, why. We're gonna have to cut our conversations a little short. We're gonna take a break and we're not leaving the live feed, but we got to do some troubleshooting. But I really appreciate your update. It's a weekly thing. So.

Are you still doing good over there? You're still. I mean, last time we talked to you, it was a little. We got off the phone, we were like, whoa, what the wrecks? Half the team.

All right, man, well, stay safe. Stay in touch with us on the back end and we'll. We'll see you Monday.

[Wyatt]

Oh, you know I love your back end. You know I love your back end. I hope this one south.

[Mike]

I'll.

[Wyatt]

I have some suggestions. I'll shoot your way. I'm not an IT pro, but I have some ideas. You guys take care. Sanguinius was a mutant who should have been purged.

[Mike]

You don't. Don't ever say that about our glorious.

[Jimmy]

Golden Hawk Boy nerds.

All right, what we're doing is we're gonna roll the vengeance commercial because it is past 12 and then we are going to put you back on the. Coming streaming soon. We're gonna try some things out and hopefully that works.

[Lewis]

So we'll.

[Jimmy]

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[Lewis]

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[Jimmy]

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[Lewis]

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[Jimmy]

All right. We'll see.

[Lewis]

Here we are. Are we blurry? That's the new question.

[Mike]

I'm waiting. I'm waiting for it to pop up.

[Jimmy]

It's not the worst.

[Mike]

Hey, can you talk in the mic?

[Jimmy]

Check one. There we go. Yeah, I couldn't hear you.

[Mike]

All right, we're back.

[Jimmy]

So what do we do? We. We're now using Google Chrome for only the streaming. All right.

[Lewis]

Crystal clear.

[Mike]

That's correct.

[Jimmy]

All right. Until next Monday at about noon.

[Lewis]

Then it'll go down again.

[Jimmy]

Where were we? Do we want to.

[Mike]

We're talking to Wyatt.

[Jimmy]

Yes, we finished that.

[Lewis]

Where?

[Jimmy]

Okay, let's. Let's get back on track. Yeah.

[Mike]

Get back on the bike.

[Lewis]

I don't know if he's still around. We can try him.

[Jimmy]

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[Jimmy]

All right, let's get to it. Let's start with P. Heg Seth. He is the man. He is a bro.

But I. I have so Essen now did a very, very, very funny skit. And one of my criticism of Saturday Night Live, not that it matters, because they're a billion dollar business, but everybody kind of knew it. They went a little too far left. Yeah. When Trump won the presidency the first time, I think they calmed down once he was gone. And then when he came back, I think they went a new angle because they realized that they're just bitching and complaining and crying about the. Right.

[Mike]

You look like a bunch of sad theater kids. Shut the up.

[Jimmy]

And so they recently picked on Pete Hegseth. I guess he just did a press conference. Yeah. Which I wish I had the actual press conference, but it's no way. Nearly as entertaining as snl. And we've covered P. Hex Seth a lot on this show. I believe in what he's doing. It is the pivot that's needed in our. In our military.

He's very direct. He's very blunt. And I guess there's rumors circulating that Trump doesn't take his advisement.

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, there's. Trump's doing a lot of other things. He probably doesn't really. First of all, Pete Hexeth came out of the green room at Fox News. Okay.

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Mike]

I mean. Yeah. Okay. Was it. Look, not taking anything away from him. As a vet, he's a. He's a fellow infantryman. Got his cib. He went on deployment. He was a platoon leader and a company commander. You know, Marines are Army National Guard.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Yeah. So he. And so he's, you know, he's been down range. He's seen it, but he. That's why he's a bro. He was a freaking Pl.

[Lewis]

Is it wasn't the last guy. Bad dog. Didn't him and Trump have the same problem?

[Mike]

So Mattis. Mattis was different. Mattis was.

[Jimmy]

Gave me VFW vibes. My way or the highway. It's the old way.

[Mike]

Yeah. And he had very much a vested interest. Because, remember, when you get to that point, when you're a major combatant commander, you know, you're in charge of CENTCOM or, you know, your. Your com or PAYCOM or any of those comms, you. You end up shaking hands with a lot of these people in NATO and everything else. So from his perspective, NATO was a good thing. And from Trump's perspective, he's. He.

Mattis didn't understand what Trump was trying to do. Trump was trying to shame people and scare people into getting into NATO and giving, you know, putting at least 5% of your GDP into defense and make sure you're helping us. And Mattis was like, Whoa, NATO's important. Because Trump was saying, like, let's get rid of NATO.

[Jimmy]

NATO.

[Mike]

It's stupid. We don't need NATO anymore. Right. And that's not. If you know Trump now. We do. Like, he probably didn't mean that. He's probably just saying to get a reaction.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So.

[Jimmy]

And I mean, he's p. I mean, if you have to pick somebody to represent the military, obviously you're gonna get people with, like, way more special operations experience. But they're retards on camera. We've had them on here. They just don't know how to talk. And their lifestyle, they're not. They're not even considered for politics because of their lifestyle. And so it really brings numbers down to a Fox News guy who can be a correspondent. Obviously, they toyed around with Tim Kennedy. The world didn't want him. You know, is Pete Hegseth probably the best candidate? He brings to most to the table with experience, and he has all that showmanship, that Fox News face, that hair.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

That ability to talk.

[Mike]

Got tattoos.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. He's relatable.

[Mike]

You know, he. He's over there pounding rip its before the freaking. That's. That. That happened.

[Jimmy]

That happened.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He's gonna rip it. Yeah, he was pounding a. Rip it before he freaking went on.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. He's just very relatable. And it's war. It's not meant to be nice. It's not meant to be cozy. It's not meant to be delivered softly. War is war, no matter how you talk about it. So let. Hey, Lewis. Oh, first off, before we get into that, you have. Is your camera on, Lewis? No. How much?

Okay.

All right. I want it to be known that this show could not operate without Lewis back there. So none of us could do this show. I joke, I make jokes. Like, we always blame Lewis. Blame Lewis for everything. But he works his ass off, like, and like everybody here, he does not get paid a lot of money to do it. And he's here on time every day. And so just wanted to give a shout out to this.

[Mike]

Always got a good attitude, always ready to work.

[Lewis]

You know what this reminds me of? When your mom beats your ass in the room. And that brings you out in the living room and tells everybody out in the living room how great you are as a Kid, kid. And you just got your ass whooped. You know that meme that he just beat me with a belt a little while ago.

[Mike]

You guys seen that, that, that, that parakeet meme where it's like, you know, you got the mom, that's all, and then the little baby.

[Jimmy]

So if you guys could give shout outs to Lewis. Obviously we see you guys all the time give a shout out to this, but this, this whole operation could not go without Lewis. He's very, very.

[Lewis]

With or without what?

It wouldn't go up or down. It goes down sometimes because of Lewis, but most of the time it's going up. So anyway, I don't get mad at him like you do.

[Jimmy]

You get, I don't get mad.

[Mike]

I just.

I'll be honest.

[Lewis]

Put the camera on you. Who gets the most mad?

[Mike]

Hard to tell.

[Lewis]

Who says the most.

[Mike]

Mike is the one that explains a lot.

[Lewis]

Lot of. I'm talking about when, when the things aren't going well.

Dad, that's you.

[Jimmy]

Okay, now put the camera on me. Who says the most without saying anything when he goes like this?

[Lewis]

Because I have to now deal with this, this.

[Mike]

Your dad's mad.

[Lewis]

We're just gonna cancel a show halfway through every week. It's gonna keep happening.

[Mike]

And your older brother is over here. Like, I'm staying out of the line.

[Lewis]

Of brother over there is like, at.

[Jimmy]

Least it's not me this time.

[Lewis]

I, I, I don't think it's, it's. We're being being tracked. They're on us.

[Jimmy]

They are honest.

[Lewis]

They're on us.

[Jimmy]

That being said, let's go show nsl. Nsl. SNL covered the Pete Hegseth thing and it's hilarious. It's only seven minutes. If you haven't seen it, watch it with us.

[Mike]

Where do I find it?

Couldn't have script. Dude, the, the comedic timing on that, man.

[Jimmy]

Like in the email, it's, it's from me and it says link. Oh my God.

[Mike]

Oh my God, oh my God.

[Lewis]

I had it open and then I closed it. So that reminds me of my meme I made where the guy sitting in the back of a car with a stupid look on his face and it says, when do I tell my FTO that my gun's still in the jail? He's just sitting there looking forward like he's yelling at me about my report. I haven't told him my gun's still in the jail.

[Mike]

I left without it.

[Lewis]

It's on it now. Yeah. What are we doing? The mouse isn't moving.

[Jimmy]

There we go boom, boom. Oh, yeah, you already had it up. Yeah, there we go.

[Lewis]

Hey, Netflix, we're for sale too.

Press conference with the secretary.

[Jimmy]

Can you make it close for me? Yeah, yeah.

[Pete Hegseth]

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, as.

[Mike]

You know, there have been concerns about.

[Pete Hegseth]

Ongoing military action off the coast of Venezuela. Here to answer all your questions in.

[Jimmy]

A calm fashion and then bring us up full. Okay, what is it? Are we not even entertaining the idea that. We all know it's a regime change and then this Venezuelan drug boat thing to save American lives from drugs is obviously a ploy to go like that. I'm assuming that's something we all know, right?

[Mike]

No, I mean anybody that oil. Anybody knows, like, is it the American.

[Jimmy]

Public that doesn't know what we know? Like, maybe like 98 of people don't think like that.

[Lewis]

Even my town, on a small level, people just, they don't, they don't pay attention.

[Mike]

I, I think it's really much more of that. It's people that aren't really paying attention. I mean, they're like, yeah. I mean like people are drive by news people. They're like, yeah, okay, this is what's going on. But I mean, if I wasn't on this show before I came on, I would go like a week or two without knowing what was going on because I just, I was too busy with my life, man.

[Jimmy]

I mean, because the. We introduced crack cocaine into the streets of America. We look at our border, we do not give a what comes in here. We don't, as a government, we don't care about saving Americans from drugs. That wall would be a thousand feet high and we'd have the entire out there. We would. They don't care about drugs. They care about control and they care about swaying things. So I, obviously it's alleged, yeah. That we introduced crack cocaine into the 90s, into the inner cities.

[Mike]

But I meant all now. So, I mean, it's not that much alleged because of, you know, the Contras and everything else. I mean, like, like the CIA was using drugs. Some of the first cartel members were. Were sponsored by the CIA to sell these drugs so that they could make money, so that they could do black operations.

[Lewis]

Like, how about this for the two parts? You have everybody that gets all worked up about the news and then why not just say, like I said earlier, just go live your life. You know what the government's doing, you know what they're going to do. Do you get that obsessed and crazy that you ruin the 75 maybe years. Luckily you have here to Go, I enjoyed this. Or do you spend all that time going, man, they did this, they did this, they did this. Oh, God, this is that. I mean, it's gonna happen. Protect yourself, protect your family. Right? And then try to have the best life you can. If you get too far down that rabbit hole, I think for most normal people, that consumes them too much. Obviously, we have plenty of time on our hand to go down all the rabbit holes, and we're kind of. That's what we do. Yeah, but to your average person.

Man, do you alter your entire life and live miserable because what goes on in Venezuela, well, you're not gonna. It'd be. It's like, you know, I'm a dog guy. If I sat here all day and thought, oh, my God, there's dogs just getting slaughtered in China. Right? It's happening. It's terrible. What's going on in some of those countries.

[Jimmy]

Dogs.

[Lewis]

Oh, they eat dogs over there.

[Jimmy]

What about the Christians and people?

[Lewis]

Yeah, well, dogs, too. I was going with dogs, so. Yes, But. Yeah, okay, so the same thing. It's like, oh, look what's going on, you know, the. The Palestine. Well, what about in Africa? What about the. You know, what about that? And it's like, oh, we're not worried about that one. But if you just spend all your time worried about everything, the government's going to do it anyway.

I mean, you got to live your life still. You got to enjoy your life.

[Mike]

I. I don't think that. Number one, your point's well taken, Mike. You know, hey, we gotta. We gotta keep a sense of proportion. We gotta not. I mean, like, there's people out there that, like, lose their minds over something that this politician said or that politician said. It's like, dude, just. It. It's not that important.

[Lewis]

Well, they have to go to conspiracy. Did somebody get that upset to shoot Charlie Kirk? Or is it a government? Is it a government?

[Mike]

I mean, well, there's a difference between going, hey, let's look at the evidence. Here's what I think. And then when I get done, you know, talking with my bros or being on a podcast, go like, hey, man, where are we gonna go eat? You guys mind if I have a drink? I mean. Oh, that. That one went right over everybody's head.

[Jimmy]

No, I get it.

[Mike]

You missed it.

[Jimmy]

What? Okay. What happened?

[Mike]

I went, hey, you know, when we get down.

Do you guys mind if I have a drink?

[Jimmy]

Not funny to us.

[Lewis]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Mike]

You can't joke about that.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy's with the wires, and we can.

[Lewis]

End the show based on last week's intoxication. One bad. Yeah, good. I think we're gonna learn that. All right, Jimmy, you can start at 36 minutes into the show. I can start a little later.

[Jimmy]

I think one cocktail is good.

[Lewis]

I think.

[Jimmy]

At least I didn't even.

[Mike]

That was a half glass. That was a half.

[Jimmy]

It was that same glass.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was this one.

[Lewis]

But I only.

[Jimmy]

Do you just rinse it out with tap water and put ice water in it.

[Lewis]

No, he's drinking vodka now.

[Mike]

No, I'm drinking.

So. I mean, the C4 residue is still in there, you know, so it adds.

[Jimmy]

A little bit of. What about the vodka residue? Is that still in there, too?

[Mike]

Oh, no, I don't drink out of this one. I mean, like a special cup.

[Jimmy]

That's the one you had on night.

[Mike]

Yeah, but there's no vodka in it. I mean, like, there was vodka in it. There was. And then I went home and washed it like a human.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay. Okay. Here. Okay. I'm thinking, like, level savagery.

[Mike]

Hey, thanks, bro.

[Lewis]

You walk in this morning, you're like, oh, just a little bit.

[Mike]

I hear the dog, buddy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So obviously we get what want to.

[Lewis]

Get through that video.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, obviously, if we do regime changes in third world countries all the time. We like to start proxy wars all the time. It is what it is. That's politics. And we are probably never, as a nation, not going to do that. So that being said, let's finish it.

[Pete Hegseth]

Is Secretary of War Pete Hexen.

Shut the hell up. Shut it. Cut the music. What.

Things first. Where are the fatties?

You out.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Lewis]

I'm not even fat. Oh, really?

[Pete Hegseth]

You think you're hiding it under that blazer, porky? Who do you write for? The Chicago Trombone. Except that they play when your fat ass walks around.

Now listen up. As you probably read in some gay newspaper, we're now at war with Venezuela. All you nerds are like, wait, but was there an official declaration of war? Yeah, it's right here. Super Finger Dane Cook.

Now you got questions for me? Fine. Pretend I'm a random fishing boat and fire away.

Okay, is there any truth to the allegations that after an initial strike on a drug smuggling boat, you ordered a second strike to kill the survivors? First of all, that kind of cruel, heartless act has no place in operation Kill Everybody.

[Mike]

All right, all right. So here's what they're actually referencing. And. And this happens, by the way. So we went and. And did an engagement with a. A hellfire missile on a boat. The the guys were up. Boat wasn't sunk. And they were like, they've still got weapons. They still got the. Kill them.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. I.

[Mike]

It's a war. It's a war I don't have to go over. I mean like the Geneva Convention says I have to go render aid, but only to people who have signed the Geneva Convention. I don't know where the. The cartel signators are on that convention.

[Jimmy]

Oh, so we don't have to abide by it if.

[Mike]

No, we normally do. Even if you have not signed the Geneva Conventions. But we don't have to.

[Jimmy]

Well, we just declare war on everything. War on drugs.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Laptops.

[Mike]

Yes.

The war on. The war on. What was it?

[Lewis]

They can do whatever they want.

[Mike]

Yeah. They can't way around everything there is.

[Lewis]

As I say, I'm not at war with any country. I'm at war with drugs month. And then it's like, then what is the public. Well, you can't kill drug smugglers. Well, it looks like.

[Mike]

I mean, listen. I mean like we. I watched my 11 Charlie's, my mortarman drop borders on some dudes in a donkey coming across the border of Pakistan. And guess what? We re attacked. They fired again. So like I got no problems.

[Lewis]

What type of war. Like that's really a war on drugs. That's about the most real war on drugs so far. And although we know it's. There's probably more to it than. We're not. We're just here to protect the United States from drugs. I'm not stupid.

[Jimmy]

It.

[Lewis]

But that's probably the most aggressive stance of, you know, fentanyl comes in and kills hundreds of thousands of people. Kids are dying. That's at least something. Now is there an ulterior motive?

[Mike]

Sure.

[Lewis]

But in the event that the ulterior motive people are at least drugs aren't getting.

[Jimmy]

I live my life through analogies. Right. So you're. You're. You're working at a store. A shop. And you've got one employee that's just an atrocity of a person. And you're like, dude, we've got to get rid of. Get rid of this person. Like they're just the worst. The worst employee. But there's nothing to really fire them for. Right? There's just nothing to do it. And then they do something stupid that you really wouldn't fire anybody but for. But now you have it. That is what they're doing. They're. They really want to do something. They can't really justify it to the American people. And then all Of a sudden, they're like, oh, drugs coming to the US this is why we're doing it, guys. And everyone's like, okay, that makes sense.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, this is why we fired him because he was late once.

[Lewis]

Kids pedaling Fentanyl. That's what you care. You're gonna let these guys bring it? Oh, no, you better blow them people up. You're right. Like that.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's like Cat Williams. Yeah. I don't even know no insurgents. You could kill all those. I ain't got that one. Insurgent friend.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so, I mean, it's like, it's easier to convince people that we're doing them a service as a. As the government is. Is stopping fentanyl getting on our streets than it is to say we need to do a regime change. Right, Right. It's harder to convince. You might be very right as a US Government by trying this, but change, like convincing the American public that that's what we need to do as a country. Probably a lot harder.

[Mike]

Oh. You see? But, you know, Mike's right. We don't have to convince nobody. They can just do it.

[Lewis]

They think your analogy was about you wanting to fire Lewis.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no.

[Mike]

That'S not true.

[Jimmy]

That's not true. Anyways, keep going.

[Pete Hegseth]

I wasn't even in the room when it happened. Okay. I was so jacked up after the first strike, I had to make an emergency call to my sponsor. Sorry. A guy I met at an anonymous meeting.

So I don't drink something that I like and I want, but I can't have, but I want it and I need it, and I want it right now. Yeah, it's booze.

[Mike]

I thought you.

[Jimmy]

Yes. What do you say to Senator Mark Kelly, who said you act like a 12 year old playing army?

[Pete Hegseth]

First of all, Kelly. That's a girl's name. What's his first name? Dress?

[Jimmy]

No, it's Mark, like I said.

[Pete Hegseth]

Oh, get a husband.

[Mike]

I'm trying.

[Pete Hegseth]

Well, to answer your question, if I was just playing army, would there be 80 dead fishermen of narco terrorists in Venezuela right now? Next question.

[Lewis]

Yeah. So is 80 the official death toll?

[Pete Hegseth]

Is 80 the official. No, it's 6. 7. 6, 7.

Idiot. Let's just say if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we've killed, I'd really like that number of drinks. All right, next. Oh, my God. Is that Matt Gaetz?

[Mike]

That's right.

[Jimmy]

It's me, Matt Gaetz.

[Clint]

I'm a reporter.

[Jimmy]

Now.

Question. You're only killing people who are trafficking drugs, right?

[Mike]

So, hypothetically, if Someone were trafficking something else, they'd be okay.

[Pete Hegseth]

We'Re targeting drug smugglers. Exclusively.

[Jimmy]

Giggity.

[Mike]

No further questions, your honor.

[Jimmy]

Pause it. I have a question. Pause it. All right, so what am I missing with that? I don't even know.

[Lewis]

Underage girls. Yeah, he's in trouble. Gates had to resign. He was going to be the attorney general.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And he's got a history of messing with borderline. Under the age of 18, female. So he's talking. Probably talking about trafficking sex workers.

Had a little problem with that.

[Mike]

I, I, I mean, the forehead too, is pretty low too.

[Jimmy]

Wait, but was he friends with Hexa?

[Lewis]

No, he was going to be the attorney.

[Mike]

Yeah, he was going to be attorney general Pam Bondi instead.

[Lewis]

Yeah, so right when they announced him for attorney general, the story started breaking and I think he made a career decision to. I'll back out if everybody stops saying what they're about to say. Yeah, he's got a history of accusations.

[Mike]

Yeah, accusations sliding into girls. DMS on Instagram.

[Lewis]

Progressive type accusations.

[Jimmy]

Like, were they underneath.

Were they under, were they under the age of 18 or like that? Borderline.

[Lewis]

It was close.

[Jimmy]

But to me, 24 is still dip gross. When you're a man, what like 20? Like if you're 50 and you're going after a 24 year old, I, I.

[Mike]

I, I would like to submit the honorable.

[Lewis]

You only buy old cars.

[Mike]

You know, freaking Lord Palpatine himself. Bill Belichick, who is like, oh, that's crazy. I mean, he's, his girlfriend's 22 and he's like 100.

[Jimmy]

There's a bunch of people out there that are doing it that have young girlfriends. Like super young, like 30 years younger.

[Mike]

You remember when, when Catherine Zeta Jones and what's his name, his dad was Spartacus.

[Jimmy]

Kirk. Well, yeah, same thing. Yeah, like, how could a woman that's in her face 40s mentally date a dude that's 20 years old?

[Mike]

Okay, well, what about Machine Gun Kelly and oh, yeah, not Kardashian.

Why can't I, I have data. Dumped all of my, my useless knowledge.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

To go from Transformers.

Age difference between them, it was pretty significant.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm not really talking so much as that.

[Mike]

Michael Douglas. Thank you. That's who I was talking about about Michael Douglas and Captain Zeta Jones got together and he was like 100. Billy Bob Thornton and.

Dude, you're awesome, Angelina. I did, I, I dumped all my pop culture references.

[Lewis]

That stuff's more prevalent. Hollywood. Yeah, they do some weird, weird, weird, like Katy Perry's with Justin Trudeau now, like, what a weird. The nuts. But Gates, that's. What's Gates doing.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

But yes. Young women in this. This generation.

[Jimmy]

You can still date 24.

[Lewis]

You're not smart.

[Jimmy]

I know you could.

[Lewis]

I agree with you though. The mental challenge of dealing with somebody. I did it. I was. I was married to something 15 years younger than me at one point.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it sucks. Yeah. Probably awful.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

It's great.

[Jimmy]

Having somebody 15 years of life that they haven't even like learned from.

[Lewis]

Yes. Yes. So it's. Yes. Having a very intense, intelligent, mature woman.

[Mike]

How bad it is for women. I mean.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

They gotta deal with people.

[Mike]

Yeah. For the same age.

[Lewis]

They're picking from our pool.

[Mike]

I know. They're like, we're gonna go older.

[Lewis]

They're not young. But look at them. Jesus.

[Mike]

Maybe that's the problem.

[Jimmy]

We were aging like fine wine over here.

[Mike]

Yeah, we are.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Lewis]

Play that CRT.

[Mike]

Shut up.

[Lewis]

How you, Louis? 24? Oh, gee, almost.

[Jimmy]

Almost.

[Mike]

Jesus.

[Pete Hegseth]

Yeah. Will and Grace go.

[Jimmy]

My name is actually William Grace.

[Pete Hegseth]

How do you respond to the allegations that the so called war on smugglers.

[Jimmy]

Is a smokescreen for regime change?

[Pete Hegseth]

Oh, way to solve a mystery, Scoob.

Of course that's what we're doing. And it always works. Just like it did in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Cuba, Brazil, Bolivia, Panama, Haiti, El Salvador, Chile, Honduras, Peru. Animaniacs.

Now we done here? I'm actually worried I'm gonna catch dork from you nerds. Secretary Heg.

[Lewis]

Seth, some people are accusing you of war crimes. Even the President has been distancing himself from you.

[Pete Hegseth]

Oh, wow, that's interesting. I actually have a question for you. Have you ever kissed a girl?

I'm genuinely asking. I have a wife. Oh, okay. Well, center my way. When she wants to actually feel something, it.

Anyway, to answer your question, President Trump has my back 100%. You want to know why? Because unlike you beta cucks, he's a high energy alpha who trusts me and listen to me no matter what. Isn't that right, Mr. President?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Pete Hegseth]

Stop.

[Lewis]

Mom.

[Jimmy]

Donnie.

You can freeze my red anytime.

I wasn't sleeping.

[Pete Hegseth]

I'm very much awake now. Someone quickly tell me, where am I.

[Jimmy]

Who am I and what year might it be?

[Pete Hegseth]

Good one, Mr. President. Everything you do that's weird is a joke.

I was just telling everyone here that I have your full support. Absolutely.

[Lewis]

We love Pete.

[Pete Hegseth]

He's a great guy.

[Mike]

He was just.

[Lewis]

Fog of war, right?

[Pete Hegseth]

Fog of war.

[Lewis]

It's a thing you only say after doing war crime.

[Jimmy]

Right.

[Lewis]

You never hear a general go, everything went According to plan. In fog of war, it's like when you go into the sauna equinox, and.

[Jimmy]

Suddenly you're doing stuff you never did before.

We love it. It's a great new excuse we love. And nothing can change my mind. Unless, of course, it could hurt me in any way, in which case, I'll throw him under one of Mamdani's free buses.

[Mike]

Final question.

[Pete Hegseth]

Yes, Mr. President. More Americans, including your own voters, now blame you for the affordability crisis.

[Lewis]

This.

[Pete Hegseth]

What's your message to them?

[Mike]

He's sleeping.

[Pete Hegseth]

We got to get him to another MRI before he wakes up and.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

I. I thought that was funny.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, it is good. It's. I. I mean, I wish that they would have gone as hard in the paint on Biden.

[Jimmy]

He was too easy.

[Mike]

I mean, I. I know, but, like, come on, man. And we just not gonna talk about it?

[Jimmy]

Dude, remember this back. Remember Dan Crenshaw? Oh, they made fun of him on snl, and then they brought him on because he was so butthurt about it.

[Mike]

But I. I. You know, do we.

[Lewis]

We want Clint.

[Jimmy]

Huh?

[Lewis]

Clint?

[Mike]

Yeah, we missed Clint last week. We gotta get Clint.

[Lewis]

He said short.

[Jimmy]

Okay, okay.

[Mike]

Put your bets in now.

[Lewis]

Let me know if y' all want me to call. It's short. I promise.

[Jimmy]

He say that every time.

[Mike]

Every single time.

[Lewis]

All right, here we go.

[Jimmy]

Once we're done with Clint, we're gonna get into the free flow part of the episode. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Hold on, hold on. Don't answer that. Clint.

[Jimmy]

We.

[Lewis]

Clint, call in. Help me.

[Mike]

Clint.

[Lewis]

You look like lewis. Now.

[Mike]

You're on.

[Lewis]

Clint. Yeah.

[Clint]

Good afternoon, fellas.

[Lewis]

Hey.

[Clint]

So when I talked to y' all last, it was that Thursday night of New Year or Thanksgiving, and I had got into a couple Zemas earlier that day, and so I had forgot what made my story a Thanksgiving story.

So.

[Pete Hegseth]

We.

[Clint]

So I know he's not the most popular story I've had, but Mr. Glass. This is the end of Mr. Glass.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Lewis]

So.

[Clint]

We had to fly back to Ramadi for Thanksgiving. We had a. Do an inventory of our equipment, and we got the Thanksgiving chow. Arimati. And so when we landed, we. We walked up, and there was Mr. Glass, and I, you know, I stopped and talked to him for a minute, and then we. We walked off, and we had left Mr. Glass behind, and he. He went to work in the headquarters platoon, and he was like a RTO on night shift or something. And so.

We had just got back, and somebody came up and said, hey, did you hear about Mr. Glass. And I said, no. He said, well, while y' all were gone, he. He had a. He had an unsuccessful suicide attempt. And.

Yeah, and I. I said. I said, really? Like, legit? They're like, nah, man.

[Jimmy]

He's just.

[Clint]

He's trying to do everything he can to get out of here. He wants to get back to that woman so bad. You know, he. He's trying everything to get out of here.

[Lewis]

So the.

[Clint]

The. The one NCO told us said, hey, the CEO put out an order. Nobody's allowed to eat in the chow hall by their self. They have to have a battle buddy at all times because, you know, eating by yourself is a sign that you're depressed. Depressed. And so we walk in the chow hall, and there's our company commander sitting at a table by himself, eating by himself. And this is the. He was a SERM first class and Ranger regiment and became an officer. And they have to. They have to be a company commander in big army before they can go back and be a platoon leader in Ranger bat. So their. Their Pls are captains, and then their company commander are majors. You know, it's a little bit different than regular army. So he's just trying to do his time and get back to the Rangers.

[Lewis]

He.

[Clint]

He hates everybody in the company that doesn't have airborne wings, Adam. He hates them. And this dude, I'll give it to him, he was hard as woodpecker lips. He. He would walk up if you. It was freezing cold, and if you had a neck gator on, he would walk up to you and he'd say, I see you're wearing your weakness today. Like, hell yeah, Sir. It's freaking 20, 25 degrees out here. He's like, I've never had one of those on in my whole life. I've never. I've never even touched one. Like, all right, Hard, man. So when he. When he did his change of command ceremony, we bought him a net gator and sewed all his skill badges on this neck gator. So I had a Ranger tab, CIB jump Master passfinder, and he wore the neck gator when he did the change of command ceremony. So he. He did have a sense of humor. Well, anyways, he's sitting in the cow hall by himself, and I walked in, I was like, hey, everybody, CEO's over. Over here. Sitting by himself. He's looking sad. My whole squad goes over and sits down at the table with him, and we're.

[Jimmy]

He.

[Clint]

You know, we're just chatting him up because we've been gone for, like, six Months. And we. We were flying around Blackhawks the whole time. And so we were just talking about that stuff. And right then, the chaplain walks up, and the chaplain says, hey, sir, I just wanted to check and see how, you know, Mr. Glass is doing. But, you know, he. He obviously said his real name, and the county commander, he didn't even look up. He was still eating. He said, ah, you know him. He's just hanging around.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Jimmy]

That was good.

[Lewis]

That was good.

[Jimmy]

That was good.

[Clint]

That was before. That was before. You know, they were tracking 22 suicide today.

[Lewis]

You know, I got you. Yeah. All right, Clint, we appreciate it.

[Mike]

And I'm.

[Lewis]

I'm hearing a rumor you and your brother might make a trip down here.

[Clint]

Yeah, we're gonna do it.

[Lewis]

All right, good. I've been talking to your brother. I was talking to him this morning, so.

[Mike]

Yeah, we can't put him on.

[Lewis]

No, you don't.

[Mike]

Come on.

[Lewis]

But we'll see you soon, Clint. Thank you so much. What?

[Mike]

We have to protect 31. We have to protect Clint's identity at all costs.

[Jimmy]

No, technically, this was a retelling, a quick.

[Lewis]

So that the other story is 19 something.

[Mike]

Yeah, the other story was like.

[Jimmy]

In fact, if you weren't on the Thanksgiving live show and you just heard this, this probably wouldn't make that much sense.

[Lewis]

I just.

[Jimmy]

Or maybe this is how he needs to tell a story.

[Lewis]

That's how he should tell.

[Jimmy]

He should just tell the last four minutes of it. That's it.

[Lewis]

It made all the perfect sense in the world. It was. The dude was suicidal. He said to joke about hanging around. Hey, y', all, I got into some Zima's on Thanksgiving.

[Mike]

No, Zema was still a thing.

[Jimmy]

You know what? Clint took it. I love Clint to death. He's a very pure human being. Clearly. And you all were ruthless to him on Thanksgiving. Oh, Quinn's story. And Clint did not. Like, he was upset about it. Like, he. What he loves. He loves to entertain y' all with his stories, and y' all made him feel like.

[Lewis]

Man, I feel like a Venezuelan drug boat.

[Mike]

Guys, we're coming in hot.

[Jimmy]

All right, let's do the rest of the episode and talk about whatever the we want. First off, I want to ask you. You were the one that brought up Milo Yapanopoulos, right?

[Mike]

Milo Yiannopoulos.

[Jimmy]

Milo. And he kind of came back from being canceled. Yeah. And he's not gay anymore.

[Mike]

Yes, yes.

[Lewis]

He's been delivered.

[Mike]

He went through the shock therapy, so have up.

[Jimmy]

He was talking with Tucker Carlson and he was like this, like, all right, if you can see. And then when he would open his eyes, he was cross eyed. Yeah. And then he would go like this again. And he's like. I'm like, dude, what the wrong with it?

[Mike]

He was a lot more sanguine when he was on drugs.

[Jimmy]

Like, is this. What is this?

[Lewis]

Not.

[Jimmy]

Is what happened to him?

[Mike]

So he. He got canceled during.

[Jimmy]

You did talk about it. What did he do?

[Mike]

So he was talking about his time with the Catholic Church and the awakening. That. Yeah, I know. What, What? You know where this is going?

[Lewis]

Time with the Catholic Church.

[Jimmy]

Okay. He was molested.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

All right, so. And he ended up in a long term relationship with the priest.

[Jimmy]

That's a child.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Lewis]

A lot of trouble.

[Mike]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, right there. I mean, like, unless you're going like, it was terrible.

[Lewis]

It's not funny.

[Mike]

I'm sorry. You know, but like, he was like, listen, you know, for the most part, it was actually a really good relationship.

Like, yo.

[Lewis]

For the most part, it was a really good relationship.

And so like the ice cream.

[Jimmy]

Black out the trauma. It was a good relationship.

[Mike]

So I mean, like. And people were like, yo, bro, what the. Because his big claim to fame was that he was a gay Jewish.

[Jimmy]

He was a Jew.

[Mike]

Yeah, Yiannopoulos.

[Jimmy]

Well, yeah. I thought he was Catholic.

[Mike]

He was raised Catholic, but yeah.

[Jimmy]

He.

[Mike]

Went to the Jews.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we took an L on that one. And.

[Mike]

And no, he wasn't a Jew. He was still Catholic. His husband was a Jew. That's what it was. His husband was a Jew and black. So he had a black.

[Lewis]

This guy was.

[Jimmy]

I feel like you're making this up, Jimmy. Not.

[Mike]

I'm not. The chat back me up. I mean, his husband was a black Jew.

[Lewis]

His husband was a black juniors molested by a priest.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

This guy had hard and very hard, very smart. He was from England. Right. You know, he. And so he was like un. Cancelable until the whole life.

[Lewis]

I don't know if he can be canceled.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, we all thought that too.

[Lewis]

He got all the passes.

[Jimmy]

What did he do?

[Clint]

He.

[Mike]

He said that having a relationship when he was a youngster with a Catholic priest actually did some good.

Oh.

[Jimmy]

He, like.

[Lewis]

So they tried to say.

[Mike]

That's what they. Yeah, what he was really saying was is that look, that happened to me. I learned a lot from it. And I, you know, I mean, like, I'm over here trying to regurgitate what.

[Jimmy]

He said, you know, what pain is. I learned a lot. Oh, my God.

[Mike]

So they Were like, he's condoned just what Mike said. He's condoning it. Which he wasn't. He was just trying to, you know, every. Every dark cloud has a silver lining. Or every, you know, budge packed ass has, you know, prostate to hit. I don't know.

[Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Mike]

Catholic churches.

[Jimmy]

Anyways, he's back. He is back and he is weirder than ever.

Yeah, that's all I have.

[Mike]

Yeah, he is. I didn't see the interview, but yes, he. I mean, he's been on.

[Jimmy]

Go. Just. Just look up right now. You don't even put on the air. Just look for yourself when he talks.

[Mike]

Oh, I've seen. I've seen some of it. He is not coming out as strong as he did in 2015, 2016. Like, yeah, he was. He was a monster.

[Lewis]

I used to follow him.

[Mike]

He was a monster. He was. He was very smart. He was very articulate. He knew this.

[Jimmy]

You think he was on drugs then?

[Mike]

100. Probably Adderall, if we're. At the very least. Okay. I mean, I'm probably Greek. It is Greek. Okay, so I. I misspoke. It's on me. I get him wrong every once in a while.

[Jimmy]

What'd you get wrong?

[Mike]

I said he was Jewish, and then I was like, no, no, no, no.

[Jimmy]

No, you got something wrong. Eight million. One million. Oh.

[Mike]

Oh, I wasn't wrong. I was right.

[Lewis]

Six million.

[Jimmy]

So, no, not the Jews. Oh, the Somalis.

[Mike]

Okay, So I said when we. When. When we went back, right? I was like, hey, you know, the Somalis, they. They have this welfare fraud thing. I think it's 8 million. But right now the. They're saying it's.

[Wyatt]

It's.

[Mike]

I said billion with a B. I think it's8.8 billion. But it's billion with a beast.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

I said it was 8 billion. And no information that I had was correct. So they. They. And that recently came out like a day ago, like the. The welfare fraud that smallies were doing up there in Minnesota. It was 8 billion.

[Jimmy]

Okay, how about.

[Lewis]

How about. You saw Netflix was buying Warner Brothers. Okay, well, this morning, Animaniacs, Paramount stepped in and now is offered 108 billion. They're trying to collude the market and not let Netflix buy out Paramount. I think it goes to, like, the control thing. Somebody.

[Jimmy]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Lewis]

Paramount was buying. I'm sorry, Netflix is buying Warner Brothers.

[Jimmy]

What's. And that. What. What happens when that happens?

[Lewis]

Like, they're taking over the network.

[Mike]

So.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Brothers has a network.

[Lewis]

The orange makes every move, all the movies, all Their studios, all their content.

[Mike]

All the Animaniacs episodes.

[Lewis]

Warner Brothers rights at Netflix now owns all the rights to kind of like when George Lucas sold Star Wars.

[Mike]

Yeah. Sold it to the mouse.

[Lewis]

So now Paramount's like, oh, wait, I'm gonna give you. I'll give you $108 billion. So there. There's a power bidding war. It's a bidding war going on for who can control the narrative, is what I'm getting at. Like they're now fighting over who gets to control Warner Brothers.

[Jimmy]

Don't they have the same narrative?

[Lewis]

I don't think so.

[Jimmy]

Progressive.

[Lewis]

No, no. I looked up. Or the owner, the CEO of Oracle, I think owns Paramount.

[Mike]

I think it. I think this has more. A lot more to do with streaming services.

[Lewis]

Like an Internet and all that. Like a company.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oracle.

[Jimmy]

So you didn't know what answered. There's a pal.

[Lewis]

There's a. It's a tech company. But their power. There's a. What I'm saying is there's a power struggle going on for who can control everything. Because now Paramount obviously has.

[Jimmy]

You will own pretty much 80 of the movies.

[Lewis]

UFC now is paramount. And now everything's free. You just have to subscribe to paramount. All those 79. 89 pay per views are now included.

[Jimmy]

This.

[Lewis]

The first one is in January.

[Jimmy]

Streaming stuff is crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

We thought.

[Lewis]

Sucks.

[Mike]

Thank you.

[Lewis]

Sue me. Hulu sucks.

[Mike]

We thought we were gonna be free because the streaming services of. Of cable.

[Jimmy]

When everybody starts buying each other out. It all, like, everything's owned by one thing. It's not good, dude. Like, don't we have government laws stopping them?

[Lewis]

Monopoly laws.

[Mike]

But I'm throwing the flag.

[Jimmy]

Oh, Jew flag.

[Mike]

Israel flag.

[Jimmy]

Israel flag.

[Lewis]

Throw it on the ground. So I have to finish planning this.

[Jimmy]

We'll go back to that. Because he's got.

[Lewis]

I got. I have a. How do I say this politically correct?

[Jimmy]

We have a Jew friend.

[Lewis]

We have a Jew friend that we.

[Mike]

Got a two Watched.

[Lewis]

He watched. So we got the card. I. I guess we got the pass.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

He watched all of our content. Said, you guys have not said anything that is. Is crazy. Nothing that I can't get behind. And he offered to be our kind of. Like when the NFL has a catch. Looks like it's out of bell. Let's go to Dean Blam up in the booth and he reviews it. We're gonna have our Jewish friend that will review what we're talking about and then through his upbringing or confirm or deny in his most accurate way if we're right or wrong.

[Mike]

So that's coming up. Do you watch much football, Tyler?

[Jimmy]

I'm trying to watch.

[Mike]

Okay. So normally when there's a call on the field, right. And something happens and, and a coach will challenge it. Yeah. Sometimes it has to go all the way back to New York for the, the, the guys on the field can't. Can't make the call.

[Jimmy]

Wait, there's team. There's. They have team members in New York.

[Lewis]

No, no, the commission is looking at.

[Jimmy]

It, the book in real time.

[Lewis]

It's all being fixed. It's all a big scam.

[Mike]

Right.

[Jimmy]

And.

[Mike]

And sometimes New York will call in and go, hey, that. You got that wrong.

[Lewis]

There's two incidents in this. And Kane, I was going to talk about it. I'm glad we remembered this. There were two incidents that occurred yesterday. There was one where the touchdown was caught in a game, clearly, and they overturned it. Team doesn't score, alters the game. The most bonkers thing that happened yesterday for those who'd like to gamble, is there's a thing called the over under. So you bet if the score of the game is going to go under or over, then there's a point spread. You determine it. Like we talk about on my show. If you bet a team plus seven, you start the game 7 0, your team is up 7 0. Or if you bet on the other team, you're down 7 0. In the Raiders game, which is in Las Vegas. Yeah, they do some gambling in Las Vegas.

[Mike]

Just a little bit.

[Lewis]

Portnoy went crazy about this last night.

[Jimmy]

On.

[Lewis]

On the.

[Jimmy]

You said prison him. Put him in prison.

[Lewis]

They Pete Carroll of the down by 10 games. Over, down 10. Under is in. So the under and the spread was going to be covered by the Broncos. Pete Carroll kicked a field goal with no time left in the game. That made the Bron. The Raiders cover and the over under to go over meaningless. Didn't change the outcome of the game. Never been done. They never. Just like we saw the other thing. Never been done with the. What happened in the football game last week that we said never been done?

[Mike]

There's a lot.

[Lewis]

There was the thing.

[Mike]

Are you talking about.

[Jimmy]

Oh, the kicker.

[Lewis]

Never seen before. They literally in front of millions and millions of people altered the outcome of that game by kicking the field goal.

[Jimmy]

Why shouldn't they have kicked Google the game was over.

[Lewis]

They're down 10. There's like four seconds left. You kick the field.

[Jimmy]

Downed it.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You can't win or throw a Hail Mary.

[Jimmy]

It's not worth like risking the injury to the kid.

[Lewis]

Not Even ring the injury. There's no. You just. Game is. Most teams will go. And it all started before that with a phantom penalty that actually stopped the clock and allowed this to happen. But they. Because the guy knocked the ball out of the hand. The guys walk around with the ball in his hand. There's like 12 seconds left in the game. One of the players from the other team, like, knocks the ball in his hand. They call a delay, a game penalty that stops the clock, moves the ball up, they kick the field goal. No bearing on the game, no bearing on the outcome. It's like hitting home runs when you're. You're down 20 to nothing and you're like, I'm gonna knock this out of the park. Just get down. They changed the entire Vegas outcome of that game and swayed millions and millions of dollars by that happening because everybody had the Broncos covering everybody, because the Raiders suck. Broncos are covering, and they were covering, and they kick a field goal. And it changed the entire outcome. And millions of dollars swung to the house to the favor of the casino. Right on tv. Right on TV in Las Vegas.

[Jimmy]

I think that's your show. Should be. You should have a show. Strict. When. All right. Locks. Locks with Copple. Sundays, once the season is over. It should be a strictly show talking about corruption in sports.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we could do that.

[Jimmy]

I think that's. I mean, you could talk.

[Lewis]

We can move it around a little bit. We do it that time of day because we get them in before the games. But like I said, locks with Cobb, 1145, myself and canine. We hit pretty big this weekend. We did very well. We did very well. Our games went well. We all had the Broncos to win that game. Wouldn't touch the spread. But that game right in front of your eyes, millions of dollars was shifted hands on a meaningless field goal.

[Jimmy]

What were you going to say earlier that the.

[Mike]

Remember, it started with the NBA. The NBA was fixing. Yeah. And Michael Francis, again, my favorite freaking mob capo, said it's. It's in. It's in Major League Baseball, it's in the NFL. And we're gonna. And because of this RICO case, we're gonna find it all.

[Lewis]

There's weird things that go on throughout games that nobody notices. They're not supposed to replay everything. But they'll miss a call, blatantly miss a call, and then they'll be like, oh, New York called in and we're gonna. The flag is being picked up. And you're like, that's really not how it works. Supposed to be, like, certain things can't be reviewed. Certain things can. Then they'll just change things throughout the game and they'll just. You're like, why? That's not supposed to happen. But it's like complaining on the government. I talked about my last episode. You really can't complain. What happened to Portnoy? He got thrown out of the NFL. He's not even allowed to stadium like any NFL. No go. There's a video if you go to church. Dave Port nor Super getting thrown out of Super Bowl. He gets. Buys a ticket. He's got a.

[Jimmy]

He's got a disguise on, right?

[Lewis]

Yes, a little one. He gets. He's got after party passes from Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots, to go to his after party. He's sitting in the nosebleed section of the stadium. He goes limp. He won't let him touch him. And they drag him out of the super bowl. Paying customer. They just drug him out.

[Jimmy]

All the way out because he threatened.

[Lewis]

Because he's. He was in on the deflate gate. He was talking about Goodell. Yeah, he talked bad about Roger Goodell a lot. So they banned him from all activities and all football games in the NFL. He can't go to any of them, dude.

[Mike]

I mean, while we're on the subject, Michael Jordan may end up owning nascar.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we talked about Thursday.

[Mike]

Oh, I was.

[Wyatt]

I.

[Mike]

There's. There's more to it.

[Jimmy]

Oh, more.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Lewis]

Get her done, Jimmy.

[Mike]

So, I mean, it is very, very likely that when this lawsuit is over with the, the France family, who has owned NASCAR since it was racing at Daytona beach on the sand, is not going to be in charge. No, it, it. I mean, there's a lot of people who think it's a great thing.

[Jimmy]

God. Well, is it gonna get any less woke? I mean, NASCAR is the one sport which, if you consider it a sport, let's call it a sport for.

[Mike]

Here's, here's the biggest problem.

[Jimmy]

Hockey with hockey.

[Lewis]

Hockey's not woke.

[Jimmy]

No, hockey.

[Mike]

They'll punch you in the face in hockey. I mean, the, the Canadians in the America. Did you ever see.

[Jimmy]

Did you see Focus nascar?

[Mike]

Nascar? Oh, sorry. Add.

So to get into NASCAR and to have a, A charter, you have to pay an inordinate amount of money to own that charter. And none of the people this time around to pay for their charters. We're very happy with it. Michael Jordan is alleging that it's an illegal monopoly and it controls finances unfairly. It's short. Changing the teams even on winnings, despite massive investments. And he is. He's basically demanding that the, a fair revenue split like every other major, you know, sport has.

[Lewis]

I don't know if I agree with that. See, that's where I'm off. Because they started it like we started it. It's like going to the Walmart and saying you should do this. And they're like, you, we're a billion dollar company. We got here because of this. Like I get. But it's a business. Yeah, it's a business.

[Jimmy]

You think Michael Jordan will win?

[Mike]

I think that if he, I think there's a good chance he's going to. Just because they're basically at this point, it's becoming so big and the biggest thing that they has is you can go, you can say it's a business or not, but.

How many, I mean like the big flyovers that you see from the U.S. government, they go to NASCAR, you know, I mean like planes, you know. So like there's so much government involvement now with, with these sports that like you can't say there's an owner.

[Jimmy]

Well, so, and I mean going back into this conspiracy thing, going back to the movies, I always used to think like, at what point is the end? Well, and, and sports, at what point is the NFL gonna realize they're plummeting ticket price, pricing prices, their ticket sales, their plummeting revenue, everything was plummeting. Viewership was plummeting everything. And at some point you're like, okay, they're gonna see this as a business. It's going to take six months to bring it back. They never did.

[Lewis]

You know how they fixed it. They brought Taylor Swift in.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And store Target plumbing. Everything plummeting. Plumbing, plumbing, plumbing, plumbing. And it, what happens is, is they're being paid out by. What's it, what's that Black Blackstone. Is that my grill?

[Mike]

No, you're talking about a black rock.

[Jimmy]

Blackrock. These billion dollar corporations are all Soros funded. And they, these companies don't care. They're losing money as long as they're pushing a narrative because guess what? Their sales might go down, but they're getting money from BlackRock to do this.

[Mike]

Yeah. So I mean here's, here's one of the things like this is in the chats right now. So like people, just like you talked about, right? People look at NASCAR. NASCAR's boring. Well, NASCAR is boring right now for the same reasons that a lot of other things is boring.

[Jimmy]

Like football, wrestling.

[Clint]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No, like it's all bad. It's, it's, it's all bad right now. I mean, like, there's so much emphasis on woke. Slash, safety. Now. The safety stuff started coming in when.

Dale Senior, last NASCAR driver to die, died at Daytona in the biggest race of the year in the last. The last turn of the last lap.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I get it. But do you want your gladiators in bubble suits with plastic.

[Mike]

That's.

[Jimmy]

With plastic swords.

[Mike]

That's the point. Right. So we've got a problem.

[Lewis]

We don't have gladiators anymore, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, we got a problem softened with. Oh, sorry.

[Lewis]

No good.

[Mike]

Yeah, we. The. The car right now. The. The. The. The next gen car in. In nascar. Why is everybody like, oh, Formula One's more fun, Formula One's more interesting? Well, it's because the car.

[Jimmy]

That's why.

[Mike]

And they made it, like, super safe, but it's actually not safe. It's actually harder to drive. It's. It's more dangerous. It gets. It gets way more loose than it should, especially in turns. They got these new tires that the. They get down in. It takes like 10 laps for them to warm up before they get grippy. I mean, like, I can go on and on and on.

[Lewis]

I hope right away. What needs to be grippy right out of the.

[Mike]

Yeah, it should be. You know, it. I mean, it's. It's. You know, it's. PC1 is what it's called.

So if.

[Jimmy]

If.

[Lewis]

Hey, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Got it. If.

[Mike]

If NASCAR loses to Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan has a plan. And guess who's a good friend of Michael Jordan? There's two guys.

[Jimmy]

The guy that. The. The black NASCAR driver.

[Mike]

No. Well, he actually drives for Michael Jordan, but we're talking about two white guys. Two old white guys.

[Jimmy]

The Animaniacs.

[Mike]

No, it's Dale Jr. And Jeff Gordon.

[Jimmy]

Will they come on as commissioners or something? Or they could probably.

[Mike]

They would probably become a commissioner of nascar. And I couldn't think of two better guys to do it. Jeff Gordon is very, very smart business guy. Dale Jr. I mean, first of all, he's Dale Jr. But second of all, I mean, like, to Jimmy, there's.

[Jimmy]

Jesus. Dale Senior.

[Mike]

Dale Jr. That's right.

[Jimmy]

Like, there's a couple steps in his.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, but like, you're not wrong in that. Syn. That synchronized order, Dale.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but like, going back to hockey. Yeah, hockey. I. I think it was about 10 years ago they tried to get rid of fights for one season of hockey, and rankings plummeted.

[Mike]

It wasn't. Never mind. Never mind. Yeah. It wasn't even just the fact that rankings plummeted. Fighting in Hockey is very important to keep discipline on the ice. If you've got a, A Wayne Gretzky and he is not a fighter and that guy comes in and you know you got your big enforcer guy and he smashes Wayne Gretzky. Well, Wayne Gretzky's not fighting back. Well, what normally happens is you just like if you throw a wild pitch, somebody's charging the mound.

[Jimmy]

Right. You gotta have your enforcers.

[Mike]

Right. So you're. Hey dude, you're gonna catch an ass whooping for this. That's why fighting in hockey is important.

[Jimmy]

I was gonna ask canine about the late hit. The Steelers, who they play yesterday? Was it the Bills?

[Lewis]

No. Steelers played the Ravens. No.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Lewis]

No, no, no. The Bills played the. They choked. Who the. They play. Who did you watch in the snow? Bills played the Browns. The Bengals choked. Bengals were up to another suspicious game. Bands up.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I think the Steelers played the Ravens.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And. And yeah, I don't know how the Bengals lost that, but they did somehow.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

The Steelers beat the.

[Jimmy]

I watched a late hit, it must have been last week then where the quarterback went, did his slide. But the, the defensive players, yeah, they go attack rushed them.

[Lewis]

They need to.

[Mike]

But I, I mean to be some.

[Lewis]

Accountability like he's saying about. But hockey allows it. NFL, you throw a punch, you're kicked out.

[Jimmy]

Well that all started with Brady back in 2010 when he started complaining about getting hit all the time.

[Mike]

No, Brady is the guy that's not. He's like not cons it. The person that we need to be looking at is Patrick Mahomes. That's the guy.

[Lewis]

Yeah, but it's.

[Jimmy]

But Brady started it back in 2010.

[Lewis]

You look at all sports.

[Jimmy]

Remember the picture of him sitting there like a baby on the field with it. He was just sitting with his legs out and he's like this and it's like an iconic.

[Lewis]

Most of the rules in football change.

[Mike]

That was the end of a game we lost.

[Lewis]

New England changed the tuck rule which was a. Brady should have lost that game.

[Mike]

Yes, he should have really won.

[Lewis]

And then the deflate gate kind of got over brushed over that like you're blatantly cheating. And then they. Yeah, they alter the rules, but.

[Mike]

They.

[Lewis]

Know what side when you see these guys get hit. And I'm all about violence, but man. Dude, these guys are monsters now. This isn't the NFL when they were 60 year old drunks that were on the field playing on, you know, for fun on weekends. These guys are like genetic freaks. And when they run you Know, head and neck. I mean, if you want.

[Jimmy]

Well, we had. We had J. Dobbs come on. And he talked about how on his team, Arizona State, he was like. He was like, there was no backup plan for nothing. That's how good I was. He's like, I knew I was going to the NFL. And he's like, then I went to the combine, and within 10 minutes, I realized, I need a new career. He's like, these guys are just inhuman.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I don't think people realize how big they are.

[Mike]

I. I mean, how could you get hit like that?

[Jimmy]

Every week?

[Mike]

You hear it on TV during the car crashes.

[Lewis]

Yeah. You're like, oh, God, it sounds terrible.

[Mike]

I mean, there was so.

[Jimmy]

It would put me in the hospital to be hit like that.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Even, like, if you brought it down to scale.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So you brought a football player that's 5, 9, 200 pounds. That's me. That's.

[Lewis]

My name's Tyler. But you brought another football player.

[Jimmy]

That's my weight, my height.

[Mike]

And you got hit by Ronde Barber.

[Jimmy]

And you. And you let that person hit me like they are a football player. It's going to me in the hospital.

[Mike]

I mean, John lynch was not. I. By the way, so was.

Pat Tillman. Pat Tillman was not a big guy.

[Jimmy]

He wasn't.

[Mike]

Not compared to NFL players. He wasn't a big guy.

[Lewis]

Have you ever been near some of these guys? Like.

Where I got humbled the most was I went to. Took my kids to a WWE event in Tampa, and we sat right on the aisle, like, right where they come in. Yeah, those guys look big on tv. Watch Brock Lesnar walk by. It's in. It's it. Your brain can't compute how big he is. Like, on tv, you're like, yeah, he's big.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Then he walks by, and I have a picture with.

Braun Strowman. Is his name on. Braun Strowman is. The other guys died. Bray Wyatt died, and the other guy from that click died.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Braun Strowman, I follow him on Instagram. I have a picture. He came to a gun range in Vero. And I have a picture next to. I'll put up next time we're talking about maybe a night shift. It's just sickening how big this guy is. He's like 6 11. Just. She's a monster. And you're just like, God dang. And he's flying around the ring, dude. He's jumping off the top rope. Like, I can't get out of bed in the morning.

[Jimmy]

I'm like, dude, like.

[Lewis]

Like, I slip walk, you know, I get up wrong out of bed, and I'm like, ah, I'm done for the day.

[Jimmy]

But genetically superior.

[Mike]

You get next to, like, they're space.

[Lewis]

Like Brock Lesnar. Dude, that guy is. I'll never get. Watching him walk by. I'm like, well, look at.

[Jimmy]

Okay, look, let's. Let's circle back. Let's circle back. Like, much like Jimmy likes to say, let's circle back.

[Lewis]

That was the press secretary for Biden said all the time.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, that was him on the real. Yeah. After we just got done saying. I'm talking about. Ah, the dude. He goes, okay, can we circle back to the juice? But circling back to.

What'S my wife covered on her show? What's the girl with the jeans?

[Mike]

Sydney Sweeney.

[Jimmy]

Sydney Sweeney. We're talking about. Like, I. I know the whole conspiracy. The whole thing for showmanship is she was talking about jeans, but then she was talking about jeans and whatever. But to sit there and look at these guys that Mike's bringing up and not go, there is genetic superiority. Like, correct. There is, like, so not saying that any. What color of genes is better, but to just sit there and the cancel culture wanting to say, no, we cannot talk about genes and genetic, like, superiority. And with genetics is a thing.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, they. Okay, it's the last hour.

[Jimmy]

You can say whatever you want.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

We should actually, once we get this show in order, we should pull a second half is on Patreon. Well, we. We're that way.

[Mike]

Or like, like the last 45 minutes of his life. Yeah, let's go on a Patreon, and we're going nuts.

The.

[Jimmy]

The.

[Mike]

If you look at the African Americans here in the United States and you look at the Somalis in Somalia, the. The people that are here in the United States that are of African descent will kill the Somalis and eat them. They are massive. They are huge. The average African American beats the holy piss out of the average Somalian. Somalia. They're skinny. I mean, it's not genetically.

[Jimmy]

Like, even if you fed them and train them, just being here in America for hundreds of years, it's the genetics.

[Mike]

Because why are they here in the first place? They didn't just go over there and eat and.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they were the best of the best.

The other blacks.

[Mike]

No.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. The.

[Mike]

The East India Trading Company based in England had people who were, like, looking at them like they were cattle. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so what you're. I'm making a joke, but you're not joking. They pissed no, they picked the best of the black.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Slaves. Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, Bill Bird does a skit on it. Hey. You know, he's like Hitler's. We're gonna create the master race.

[Jimmy]

And.

[Mike]

And America's like, I think we already accidentally did that.

[Lewis]

We?

[Jimmy]

Dude, you hit Hitler and black in.

[Lewis]

The same sentence with an act with a Hitler accent. Well, I mean, yes, there are genetic differences. There's a. There's a couple guys I work out with in the gym. One of the first guys I ever met with Kennedy, he's Haitian, but he is massive.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And I'm like, never touched originally my life. I asked him, you know, we're very good friends. And he's like, nope, never, never. Chicken rice. Legit. And I walked in the gym and I remember being. You saw the pictures on night shift, what I looked like. And I was like, that guy, I won't drive to him. I'm like, hey, man, I've never been here. Nice guy in the world. Can you. Can you train me? Yes, sir. Come on, let's go. But never touched steroids in his life. And then there's another guy, Benny, that I work out with in the gym.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Lewis]

Dude benches. Incline benches like 365 for Reps. Jesus Christ. Massive month. Never put anything in his body illegally. And just genetically you're saying they would.

[Jimmy]

Have no reason to lie to you.

[Lewis]

No, there's. I mean, because I openly do it. There's all got little gym bros in the gym. You can tell who's usually on it. But no, they are genetically just insane. I'm talking massive weight. Like they bench. And then how do you guys. And they're genetics.

[Mike]

How do you. How do you look at guys like Brock Lesnar, those corn fed Midwesterners? That's the same thing.

[Lewis]

Sauce though he.

[Mike]

Okay, he got into the sauce. But I mean like his brother's.

[Lewis]

But, but, but for instance is. There's. I obviously I've done steroids. I've been able to be in good shape.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I would call it shape. I've never been big. The amount of.

Commitment to eating properly and a lot to get to that size is. You can't comprehend it. That's why everybody's. Oh, you did steroids. It's cheating.

[Mike]

It ain't.

[Lewis]

It gives you an advantage. But you still have to do a lot of things that nobody would go. If you're not going to the gym anyway, you're not going to do. I can I always just say, here's your story. I'll buy it all for you take it, go do all of it. You're not going to get up every morning, you're not going to eat properly. You're not going to do the required amount of cardio. You're not going to do all the things you need to get to that level of size. It's hard. It's very hard. Even with an advantage, it's hard. Does it make you stronger? Of course. I mean I can't knock that. I benched yesterday. I did first time flat bench in a long time. I 375 for or 275 for 3 reps and had been a long time and I'm obviously taking stuff and I haven't really maxed out, but it's like I'm 195 pounds throwing 275 around for three reps. That's genetically. That's not genetics. That's chemically pushing that. I'm not strong enough to do that. Normal.

[Jimmy]

You're saying typically that's not genetically possible?

[Lewis]

No. Most human beings at 195lbs can't walk into the gym and build bench 275lbs. It's not gonna happen, I think, I.

[Mike]

Mean if you're, if you're benching your weight, you're doing.

[Lewis]

They said 225 is. You're in a 1% of America. You're 1% of. But when you walk in the gym, it doesn't make sense because most guys.

[Jimmy]

Everybody'S in that camera.

[Lewis]

Then you get the 315. Now you're in like 0.1% of America. So it's. But you know, I've, I've genetically, dude, I'm not big. You know, I'm not. I'm kind of skinny built. I'm not very. I'm not a big guy. And there's some point your, your joints and your ligaments can't keep up with all that stuff. So it's like in your heart. Yeah, I got up to, you know, I remember I wanted to bench 405. That was my goal. I'm like, I got to get to 405. And I could. I never got there. I got to 370.

[Jimmy]

When you take and supplements, let's call it that performing enhancing drug performance, you do it because you like more athleticism and more stress strength. You're not trying to be like some monster.

[Lewis]

No, the trt, obviously I do TRT what everybody else can get. That's normal. I add, you know. You add a little mixers in. Yeah, yeah. But for the Most part, no, I wouldn't. And I. I have a bad heart. And actually everybody who talks smack. My heart has actually gotten better from age 35 to age almost 50. My increased percentage because my dad died young and his sister died young from heart failure. But I'm not taking. You know, when you guys see, like, Rich Piano died, he's mad. He was. Dude, that guy was blasting.

[Jimmy]

He kind of like on. He kind of like Rich piana kind of low key. Just let you know this is gonna happen at some point. Every interview, he's like, I live this to an extreme.

[Lewis]

Extreme. Extreme.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like he. He let on that. Yeah. And then one day, wasn't it on camera where he like, kind of fell on the bed, like, died on camera. But.

[Lewis]

But if you ever listen to what he was taking, it's on.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Lewis]

It's ridiculous. But I always. I always default to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Very moderate use. Enough to get where he needed to get. Maybe some genetics there. He's Austrian, so maybe some genetics.

[Jimmy]

Hang on.

[Lewis]

He's Austrian. I almost didn't catch that.

[Mike]

Hang on, hang on.

[Jimmy]

On.

[Mike]

Keep talking.

[Lewis]

So.

Done. I'm canceling. But obviously genetics. But if you listen.

[Jimmy]

If you listen.

[Lewis]

Is that Austrian music?

[Mike]

That's awesome.

[Lewis]

That's a German flag. That's an Austrian flag. Stop.

But obviously genetic. But if you listen to what he did and what steroids he took, it was very mild. And everybody automatically seems, oh, steroids are bad. Look, Arnold's still around. He's still kicking, still in shape.

[Mike]

That's fair.

[Jimmy]

I say this about Arnold all the time. Obviously, the last couple years he was in his political stances.

[Mike]

I mean, his brain is probably mush, but cocaine.

[Jimmy]

Arnold had the best blueprint for hard work ever. You. You have 24 hours in a day. You have eight hours to sleep. You have eight hours to work that six hours.

[Mike]

Sixteen.

[Jimmy]

You have four hours for school, that's 20. And you have four hours for the gym. That's 24 hours a day. In Arnold's mind, that, that like he was pretty much saying, excuses are inexcusable. Like, you have that many hours in a day.

[Lewis]

Yeah. And that guy worked his ass off. And again, he did. Did he do steroids? But he was big on primobol and primobolan and testosterone were two of his big ones. And prima bowling is a very, very mild.

[Jimmy]

There's really on top of Arnold. He was witty. He was. He, He. He wouldn't have gone where he was if he didn't know. Like, this is My chance. I have to talk these people. I have to say these things. I have to be like a UFC fighter behind the mic. And is every.

[Lewis]

Everybody sabotage guys in the gym.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

He would tell them, oh, that's. You're doing that wrong. And be like, did you ever.

[Mike]

Did you ever hear that story about him and him and. No, no, no, no. Who's a. He was in Predator with them. It was a Navy seal.

[Jimmy]

Jesse.

[Mike]

Jesse. He. With Jesse Ventera.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Mike]

On the set of Predator, he'd be.

[Lewis]

Like, hey, man, you're looking fat. Or you. You're doing it like, tell him to do.

[Mike]

And then he had the. He had the. The people that do their costumes. They were measuring their costumes. And so he was like, hey, tell him his biceps, his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, tell him his biceps are bigger than mine. Right? Tell him his biceps are bigger than mine. So Jesse's like, hey, let's go work out. And so they go work out, and they're like, all right, let's.

[Lewis]

Let's measure.

[Jimmy]

Let's see.

[Mike]

We're looking pretty close. Arnold blew him out.

[Lewis]

He would have Jesse's uniforms altered to be bigger. So adventure is like, why do I got gap here? And Arnold's were tight as. And he's like, man, look. Look how tight these are. He did on purpose.

[Mike]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Lewis]

I actually bet. And he knew he was bigger, but he made Jesse think he was bigger. Yeah, we're wearing the same size shirt, dude. He's like, what the. So, yes, he. But he was a talker. He was very slick. But you go back and watch his old workouts, dude, that guy puts in the work.

[Jimmy]

And. And if you're not. If you're not going to go, that's the extra. I think that's the final mile. You bring your genetics in, you bring your training in, you bring your dedication, your hard work. You bring everything to the table. But it does need some showmanship. You have to stand out. If you're with 30 bodybuilders that all have the same drive and the same.

Genetics and everything like that, you have to stand out. That's what Arnold.

[Mike]

I need my cook thing.

[Lewis]

Somebody said there's a comment there that you don't have to inject your body steroids. You can work out regular and all that. Yeah, you can also. You can also push your car down the road instead of putting really good gas in it.

[Mike]

Driving Fred Bloodstone, that mother.

[Lewis]

I go in the gym off cycle on low dose, and it's like the. The 70 and 80 pound dumbbells are heavy and I can't bench 275. And the heavier the weight, the more muscle you're going to build. And then I get on and I'm two, three weeks into it and I'm throwing 275 around like it's nothing. So it just. Yes, you don't have to. You're correct. I don't condone it. Don't ever do it. Stay healthy, get hp.

[Mike]

Unless you go to the gym.

[Lewis]

Get your natural stuff, get your peptides if you want to be like that. And if you want to.

[Jimmy]

You want to be a dork.

[Lewis]

I went from210,210 to195 in just under three weeks.

[Mike]

That's fantastic.

[Lewis]

But you were put.

[Mike]

But you've been putting into work, bro.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah. And I've got my cruise leaves on the 19th, so I've got. I've got 11 days left till I'm done. And that was a one. That'll be a one month quick turn.

[Mike]

Your wife just cooked the chat, by the way.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I heard. What's the comment? I missed it.

[Mike]

She. She said some black women are naturally just genetically silverbacks and then she posted a silverback gorilla gif.

[Jimmy]

I didn't say that.

[Mike]

I'm quoting.

[Jimmy]

That's the chat, man.

[Mike]

That's the chat. We. We just got to read it.

[Lewis]

Why?

[Jimmy]

Anyway, thanks, babe. I don't want to forget the super chats. Wait, what did you say?

[Mike]

No, it's just. It's just funny. It's. It's just funny comedy.

[Lewis]

We're comedian. We're coming.

On wherever we're at.

[Jimmy]

Nicole Morgan, $10. Thank you. Speaking of sports, this is the audience friendly reminder that tonight at 7:00pm Eastern Time over at the Counterculture Inc. YouTube channel is the absolute best sports podcast. Tune in Canine and Sipo. Sipo.

[Lewis]

I always want to sayo. Yeah, that's my cousin Canine. He was on early. We didn't get to him. He does a breakdown of all the NFL hot sports. Him and Sipo, it's a very good combination too.

[Jimmy]

CC said something racist.

Matt Curtis. Those who hate on TRT and other products won't put in the time to do half of what I can do anyways. I work out eight hours a day, eight hours a week. They don't.

[Lewis]

I was more mocked for working out, being in shape than I was ever mocked for being fat.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's a problem.

[Lewis]

Especially.

[Jimmy]

That's a hater. Here comes Mike again.

[Mike]

He's gonna talk about the gym and.

[Lewis]

Okay, go over there. Go ahead, go eat. Go eat your third burger today and eat your Big Gulp. 78 grams of sugar per sip. Yeah, like you're doing. You're doing great.

[Mike]

No, I mean, dude, you're not wrong. I mean, and the other thing too that's really a bummer is how hard it is and how expensive it is to eat healthy it. Is it you?

[Lewis]

I mean, I had a miserable lap last night. You know, I bought this chicken from Publix and I cooked it.

[Mike]

It was so bad.

[Lewis]

And I was halfway through the meal. I'm just like, I hate myself for eating healthy. Like, I threw it away. I was like, I'm not just. I'm not eating. My wife's over there. She goes doordash ice cream every night. I'm just watching her eat it. I'm like, I'm over there taking three chips out of the bag and trying to.

[Jimmy]

That sounds real small. Like, no wonder you're always.

[Lewis]

Eat this chip, you know? Feel better?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Are you guys feeling good? Because we're at 61 now.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I'm feeling good, Louis.

[Jimmy]

What I want to do is. Oh, what, Lewis? When do you have to wrap it up by?

[Lewis]

An hour ago.

[Mike]

I do.

[Lewis]

Gotta go soon.

[Jimmy]

All right, we gotta. We got. It was ruining all the fun.

[Lewis]

Ruin the.

[Jimmy]

We need to have a segment where we talk about tattoos. Like, I'm looking at Mike's tattoo and he looks like. You look like a computer screensaver. What is it?

[Lewis]

Remember Cubert?

I'm the only.

[Jimmy]

Is that an 8bit game?

[Lewis]

It's an old arcade game that's with that 3D and then it goes all the way around to my chest.

[Jimmy]

That was a cover.

[Lewis]

These are all cover ups.

[Jimmy]

Was that where you had your.

[Lewis]

I had a gay trouble once too.

[Jimmy]

I was gonna say you probably had some kind of.

[Lewis]

Right.

[Jimmy]

There was a Iron Eagle and Thunderbolts.

[Lewis]

This is my original airborne beret.

[Jimmy]

You got a beret on your beret on it.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. Right out of airborne school. I mean, Jimmy didn't have to worry about getting one.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, I got an airborne beret.

[Lewis]

Right out of like graduated airborne school.

[Mike]

Look, man.

[Lewis]

Off of Fort Benning. Honestly, like right there, buddy. Not to ever had.

[Mike]

I. I think you should. Everybody should be really proud of what they did in the service.

[Clint]

You should be.

[Lewis]

Jimmy, I'm just messing with you.

[Mike]

No, no, I, I, I, I. Because I see a lot of people like, like I used to be one of them. Like, guys would come out of basic training and they get cross rifles tattoos. And I did it, and, and is it, is it stupid? You know, when you get older. Yeah. But when you're that young and you did accomplish that, it's like first big thing you accomplished.

[Jimmy]

It's hard not to.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's hard not to. And that's okay, too. I mean, I'm still gonna make fun of you for it, but, I mean.

Mike's just smoking. Mike's gonna be smoking me out back.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

All right, we'll wrap it up. Yeah. For those of you just joining us, 11, 11.

[Lewis]

You do push ups. Push ups on the way out.

[Jimmy]

We start this at 11, then we have errors. At noon, Eastern Standard Time, we usually have the Lewis. The Mossad cuts in electronically and kills our feed and then we have to restart it. But 11:00am Eastern Standard Time, that's 8:00am on the West Coast. So join us at the beginning of the show if you can. But we will see you Thursday.

[Lewis]

You won't be here, right?

[Jimmy]

I won't be here Thursday. I have something going on and I'll explain it later. But it's on the Patreon. Yeah, I'll put it on the Patreon. I might be able to make the tail end of the second part.

[Lewis]

Part two.

[Mike]

Yeah, part two.

[Lewis]

I'm the only one here, though. So me and Jimmy. So me and Jimmy, we'll handle much. I won't melt down like Tyler. When we have the problems with me and Jimmy, I'll just get through it nice and smooth. We'll have, I believe, Big J's coming on as our co host.

[Mike]

So that's gonna be cool.

[Lewis]

And then that night, we'll be on the night shift.

[Jimmy]

Don't let him steal anything.

[Lewis]

What other shows we got?

[Mike]

I, I, we talked about me staying for Friday. I'm staying.

[Lewis]

Like, we'll just.

[Jimmy]

Oh, no. Well, yeah, we gotta talk about all that. That's like six months.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

I gotta go feed the steroids.

[Jimmy]

All right, see you guys later. See you. Thursday it.

Jv team for life.