ANOTHER TRANS SHOOTING - PATREON TUEDAY (02/17/2026)

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Antihero Broadcast

Episode: "ANOTHER TRANS SHOOTING - PATREON TUESDAY" (Feb 17, 2026)

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Main Theme

This episode centers on a recent high-profile shooting incident in Rhode Island involving a transgender individual, exploring its impact, the discussion it sparks around mental health and violence, and media/human reactions to such events. The hosts further touch on law enforcement culture, community building, and end with a spontaneous deep dive planning for a humorous "24 Hours of Lemons" junk car race.

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Key Topics and Discussion Points

1. Breaking News: Rhode Island Trans Shooting

Timestamps: 02:09 – 13:00

• The episode opens with frank, raw discussion on a recent shooting at a hockey game in Rhode Island, perpetrated by a transgender (male-to-female) individual.
• Details of the Incident:
  • The attacker targeted their own family (wife, children, possibly a family friend) in a public setting (hockey game) before taking their own life.
  • The hosts analyze bystanders' responses and review footage (03:07–04:30).
  • Heavy emphasis on the mental health of the attacker.
• Mental Health and Social Commentary:
  • The incident prompts talk about mental illness and its manifestation in extreme violence.
  • Quote (C, 04:46): "Dude, sitting at a hockey game. Mind your business."
  • The hosts question why such attacks are occurring more often in the transgender community, and how (they claim) it’s exploited for culture wars.
  • Quote (C, 05:03): “Well, pretty obvious they are [mentally ill].”

2. Transgender Issues and Public Narrative

Timestamps: 05:20 – 13:00

• The group discusses another viral video where a transgender person claims to experience "periods."
  • Quote (A, 05:47): "Yeah, like that sounds psychosomatic to me.”
• Balancing cynicism and empathy, one host notes not all transgender individuals are troubled, but criminal acts seem more amplified due to small population size.
• Intersection of Identity and Crime:
  • They discuss how media narratives shift blame depending on perpetrator identity (trans, white male, Hispanic, illegal immigrant, etc.).
  • Quote (C, 12:46): "The narrative seems to shift from one side to the other. Who can we blame?...Bottom line is...we're still losing innocent lives, and people are. Mental health and all that stuff is the real issue.”

3. Law Enforcement, Gun Laws, and Responses

Timestamps: 13:44 – 26:21

• Discussion turns to Rhode Island’s strict gun laws and civilians’ limited options for self-defense during public shootings.
• The mechanics of police response to emergencies ("code 2.5" driving, discretion, and the importance of officer intuition):
  • Quote (C, 22:49): "You don't want to be the guy...they show up five minutes later, and everybody gives them that look like, 'where were you, dude?'"
• They candidly discuss the balance between policy (“binary” rules) and real-world needs for situational judgment in policing.
  • Quote (A, 25:56): "I don't think a binary world, in the world of carrying a gun for a living, is a great idea. It always has to be situationally dependent..."

4. Online Cop Culture, Social Media & Community

Timestamps: 29:26 – 35:41

• The hosts vent about law enforcement "influencers," critiquing performative social media posts from cop wives/girlfriends.
  • Quote (B, 30:39): "First off, I've been the girlfriend of a cop for approximately three months. Okay, that is the internet equivalent of give me my salute for the platoon leader's wife."
• Influencer Fatigue:
  • Hosts argue that online clout based only on the badge/uniform is shallow, with real value lying in authentic personality and service.
  • Quote (C, 35:41): "The only thing they have is the uniform. You take that uniform off these people and they're John Doe...if you don't have the shiny badge and the gun belt...you're nobody, dude. You're nobody."

5. Patreon Community & Discord Setup

Timestamps: 43:00 – 54:01

• The show transitions to community-building:
  • Walk-through and troubleshooting of their new Discord server, designed for deeper Antihero/Counterculture engagement (games, member introductions, exclusive channels).
  • Praise for members helping organize and run the Discord and counterculture projects (44:30ff).
  • Reaffirmation that their "core" community is smaller in number than mass-market fans, but more engaged and authentic.
  • Quote (B, 56:07): "You guys, literally when you need something replacing your bedding, you go to Ghostbed rather than Bed Bath and Beyond...that’s because of us."

6. The Spontaneous "24 Hours of Lemons" Race Plan

Timestamps: 57:21 – End

• The conversation turns lighthearted and lively as they discover the "24 Hours of Lemons"—an endurance race for $500 cars.
• Rules Explored (81:03):
  • Cars must cost under $500 (excluding safety upgrades like roll cages).
  • Decorative modifications are encouraged (e.g., welded shopping carts, faux bullet holes, turrets, etc.).
  • Teams must have multiple drivers (at least 3–4 for a 24-hour race, split into 12-hour days).
  • Penalties for cheating or breaking rules are public and humorous.
• The hosts plot their plan: sourcing a car, themes (Crown Vic, Nissan Altima), painting and sponsorships, potential racing team members.
  • Quote (A, 83:53): "Yeah, like, I'm not a welder, but I could probably find a buddy that can weld. All we really need to do is reinforce the roof.”
  • Quote (C, 85:15): "We should get a Hum V. Hum V for $500."
  • They debate which Patreon/crew members could drive and who should be pit crew, aiming to make it a major antihero community event.
  • Quote (A, 91:01): "I want to win. Win. Like, I..."
  • Quote (B, 86:09): "I don't think Jerry Worms is gonna be driving a race car for 24 hours risking his life."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On shootings & mental health:

  • C (04:46): "Dude, sitting at a hockey game. Mind your business."
  • B (05:07): “...the trans community, you might think, be like, hey, let's not do this, but mentally ill people can't think logically."
  • C (08:54): "Statistically a low amount of people and then they do things over and over. It obviously highlights that category of people."

• On policing culture:

  • A (25:56): "I don't think a binary world, in the world of carrying a gun for a living is a great idea."
  • C (29:26): On "cop influencer" social media: "I commented on severe mental illness because she posted him like different parts of him, like walking around his uniform."

• On community focus:

  • B (56:07): “...our core supporters...when you need something replacing your bedding, you go to Ghostbed rather than Bed Bath and Beyond. And that, and I know that's because of us."

• On car race plans:

  • B (95:07): "We're gonna definitely run from the cops. We know that."
  • A (97:55): "Yeah, we just need to make sure that the bullet holes don't go into anything."
  • B (98:04): "I can hit up any one of our sponsors, and they'd be like, I'll buy that for you right now. I will buy that car for you. I'll be the sole sponsor."
  • C (101:10): "It's a road track."
  • A (86:00): "The Patreon members...could pay to be the driver, to be the fourth driver..."

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [02:09–13:00]: Breakdown/Analysis of the Rhode Island trans shooting
• [13:44–26:21]: Law enforcement, gun law, policy, and response culture
• [29:26–35:41]: Social media, "cop influencers," and mental health commentary
• [43:00–54:01]: Patreon, Discord, and community-building walkthrough
• [57:21–End]: The great "24 Hours of Lemons" race plan – segment becomes increasingly comedic and fast-paced

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Tone & Style

The tone is conversational, irreverent, and dark-humored, blending gallows humor from a community of veterans, former cops, and blue-collar listeners with authentic takes on violence, policing, and everyday absurdities. The conversation swings between harsh critiques, candid logistics talk, and jokes both about car racing and each other.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

Living the dream.

[B]

Can anybody hear me over there? Is there anything? Okay, we'll get right into it. The, the trans shooting in Rhode Island.

[A]

Wow, another one.

[B]

Yeah, another trans shooting. I got some, some stuff for it. But apparently a trans, a male turned female, transgender, decided to go to I guess his. A hockey game where his family was and, and killed at least two. I'm seeing three now.

[C]

Wife and his kid.

[B]

Right, his wife and a kid. If not both kids or at least shot both kids.

[A]

Dude, I just, I just saw something about that at a hockey game and it was like. I mean when I see shooting in hockey, I don't equate it to a. A shooting shooting. I equate it to hockey. So yeah.

[B]

Let's see here. So we'll start with footage from it. This is. There's two angles so far. This has no sound by the way, but It's a person in the hat. You can see they start shooting right there. And stopped by a bunch of men grab her. Somehow she's still. It still self terminates. So. And then this one is another angle.

[C]

Play that first one again if you can.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

No sound in the hat. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, the beat. Oh, let's see it.

[B]

Okay, you can see, if you pause it just right, you can see the gun in the right hand.

[C]

Yeah, I see it. I see it now.

[B]

Yeah. And then a bunch of dudes tackle it. And like I said, it's like appeared to be or not. I don't know. The last thing I heard was it was self inflicted gunshot wound somehow. And all that craziness, that's nuts.

[C]

Dude sitting at a hockey game. Mind your business.

[B]

So, I mean, it just goes to show that there's a clear epidemic of mental illness. And it is. I mean, you couldn't. It's like they're trying to. To show that trans people are mentally.

[C]

Ill. Well, pretty obvious they are.

[B]

But I mean, to, to cap off last week's shooting with another one. I mean, it's like the trans community, you might think, be like, hey, let's not do this, but mentally ill people can't think logically.

[C]

I saw a video this morning where the trans guy was trying to explain that he has a period to somebody. Like he gets a period. And I was watching it, I'm listening, and the guy was like a Charlie Kirk type guy that sits in front of a crowd. It's not somebody new, but he was explaining like the process of like the. The uterus. Uterus wall shrinks, causes bleeding. Like he's like, you have that. He's like, no, but I get like every month or I get cramps. And it was like, I'm like, oh.

[A]

Yeah, like that sounds psychosomatic to me.

[B]

Yeah. So Brady said his wife and three kids, plus a family friend, did they all die?

[C]

And then.

[B]

The guns are the issue.

[A]

Where was this? At Rhode Island.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So. But yeah, I got some more stuff. See, there's the interview with the daughter. So they bust everybody to the police department. They got over a hundred statements and the daughter got interviewed. Let me pull it up.

[A]

Jesus Christ. Described that shooting suspect as her father. She came out of the police department behind me here in tears after presumably being interviewed by police.

[C]

My father was a shooter. What happened? Shot my family.

[A]

And what he said now what was the reasoning? Was there a family argument?

[C]

He has mental health issues that she.

[A]

So yes, she goes on to describe.

[C]

Yeah, no, like Unfortunate man. Unfortunate. Unfortunate. I mean this was like, this wasn't even a good one. This was like one of those dudes that look like he's in the gym with a wig on, like muscular fake boot. It was like a lot of problems.

[B]

I mean Heather says it was a domestic issue, but typically they don't go to public places and execute their families.

[C]

But she's like, hey dad, did you realize you're a girl now? Like that's pretty. That's a good reason to have a domestic. Like, hey bro, you got like a bra on at my hockey game. Like, could you fix that for me?

[B]

Yeah. J. J Saner says that it look. It does look like the guy that's like it's ma'.

[A]

Am.

[C]

Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.

[B]

Oh, it was a quote unquote father Alex Young. So by the way, maybe he's on his period. When. When Alex came on board, I was calling him Lexi. I was calling him Lexi Ong.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Something retarded. Let's see. I'm working through the comment. I worked with a trans mail back from 2019, 2014. It was honestly seemed like a ground. Oh, the comments are coming in grounded person. It was really good at their job. That kind of framed my view of trans people. But so many other. Wonder if he was on his period.

[C]

It's kind of like anything else when there's statistically a low amount of people and then they do things over and over. It obviously highlights that category of people because I'm sure there was probably hundreds of shootings yesterday in the United States. Like happened all over Chicago, every city we had it. But when you get this group of people that try to highlight themselves that are obviously not. I don't. I guess I can say whatever I want. Not normal. It's not normal, I think to have a sex change operation or do whatever they do and then they commit crimes. Obviously it's a highlighted issue and statistically it stands out more than just your everyday shooting, you know, your every day. I mean execute your family like that in public is crazy work. Like crazy work.

[A]

That's. That's, that's what I'm saying. Like you went and did this in public. I mean it's not like you, you were trying to make us that if I'm. I'm not a investigator, but like that looks like somebody trying to make a statement to me.

[C]

Yeah, that's complete metal because you know, people don't want to go to jail. Most crimes of passion even, you know, all of Them that you do it. Then you take off, you go hide, you whatever. To go carry it out in a public place where you obviously going to be surrounded by thousands of people. You real. The chances of escaping that are like zero.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So, yeah, now you're committed to probably suicide or whatever comes of it. You've already passed that threshold of normal thinking and you're gone.

[A]

So we've had trans school shootings.

[C]

On.

[A]

A Christian school, right? Yeah, we've had another one, another trans shooting. The one in Canada. Which one was. Was that a church or school? Like which one was that?

[C]

Canada. That was a school. Yeah. Yes, school. That was the last. The one screaming on camera. Yeah.

[A]

And then we've got one in this ice hockey rink. Now this one seems a little bit more. I mean, still trying to make a statement.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But like a little bit more directed. Right. You know, instead of indiscriminate.

[C]

And.

[A]

And what do they all seem to have in common? They all. As soon as somebody shows up to try and deal with them. Jesus Christ.

[B]

Looks like a dude I used to work with.

[C]

I will say, though, I'm gonna. I'm gonna play. I'm play liberal Mike here in the middle. Okay. I will say this is kind of though goes back to. We don't know the situation on this one. This is more. It seems more domestic. The trans thing kind of just throws it. If this is a white dad, then. Then it would be. The left will be all upset that white dad. Dads with guns are the problem. We'd be right back to that argument. You throw the transgender in now it's a transgender with problems. The bottom line is ready.

[B]

Is there any. Is there any document. I shouldn't say documentation. Can you recall of any even. Not even specifically. Can you recall in your brain an instance where a white male father executed his family in a public setting?

[C]

Not in public. I know plenty of times private. But there's some wild white ones. Like you watch Netflix. There's Dude. I was watching a video the day that dude like walked in his house. His in laws were there and he's like, I told my wife to tell him to leave. She said they have the right to the house as well. And he walked outside and got a gun and killed like five people. Right. Point blank.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So in a public setting. But I don't know that the public setting changes. Like my. My point was that we're gonna dive on the transgender side. Rightfully so. It's pretty up. But just like the left jumps on us when a white dude Killed, you know, school. All usual suspects. Young, white male. If it's a white male or what. You know, it's kind of this battle of who can be right with the next news headline. But in the meantime, innocent people in a hockey rink are still at mass danger. People in public are in mass danger. So why that.

[B]

That.

[C]

The narrative seems to shift from one side to the other. Who can we blame? If it's an. If this was an illegal immigrant, Christy Noem would be on TV with, you know, the whole Department of Homeland Security, and they'd be saying, this is an illegal immigrant problem. Bottom line is, whoever the problem is, we're still losing innocent lives and people are. Mental health and all that stuff is. Is the real issue.

[B]

But I. Yeah, I mean, I see what you're saying.

[C]

Yeah, this was a. If this was a Hispanic male, what would they be saying? The world would be the. The two A Trump guys would be marching that every brown guy. No, they don't. But if they did. Well, I'm saying if there's a crime of a Hispanic male, you know that. That's what everybody be saying.

[B]

Hispanic males just do coke and drink modelas, bro. And drive on suspended license.

[C]

Yeah, I know. I know what they do. I know what they do. We're deported at mass numbers, so they must do something wrong.

[B]

They know to get home before 5pm or get to their extended stay where they're working.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And then they.

[C]

They cast their check at the corner store.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They cast their check at the Muslim store. They buy three cases of Bud Light and they drink till 5am Then they go to work the next day.

[A]

And work like Hebrew pyramid builders, too.

[C]

Yeah. They work 19 hours, come home, drink a Michelada. The tomato. Yeah.

[A]

Take a nap from. From 12 to 1.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Especially on. On the construction site. I'm serious, man. Like, I. I worked low voltage for a long time. I saw a lot of them dudes. They were mostly in drywall. Jesus Christ. Can you imagine?

[B]

Go ahead, Jimmy, Go ahead.

[A]

I was just, like, trying to. If you were a concealed carry guy, like, what are you doing?

[B]

Like, you ain't have one.

[C]

Thing. No such thing.

[B]

I think they have very strict gun.

[C]

Laws in Rhode island, that whole area.

[A]

I can't even imagine trying to, you know, like, you know, the only thing that stops a good guy with a gun or a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. It's like, I'm not taking a shot.

[B]

At anything right now. Do you think they investigate where that handgun came from? If you, if that happened here in Orlando. That'd be an impossible task. It could come from anywhere. But in Rhode island, you would think that they'd be able to get that handgun and go, we know exactly how this.

[C]

Well, you can. You can. You can send the serial number to the ATF and they can at least backtrack real sales of it. At some point, if it hits the streets and starts being sold party to party, you'll lose it. But with just a serial number. I've done it in cases where you can at least get a starting point like it was in this gun shop sold to this guy in 1997. And then from there, then you got to start backtracking. But there's still records.

[A]

Yeah, I always do a bill of sale for your guns. Even if just so that in case somebody does something bad with a gun that you bought from a store, would.

[C]

You put down the switches included when you sell it?

[A]

It's. It's. It's a. Dude, this is all. It's depressing. I mean, there's. There's some funny stuff out there, but, man, like everything I look at right now is depressing.

[B]

Mike, Chris. Yes. At 11 it said you guys are going to be live in 12 hours. I know. I accidentally did not click the AM PM box. My bad.

[C]

All right. I handled it. I took care of the complaints in Patreon.

[B]

Till 11pm and not tell anybody.

[C]

I got our Patreon guest in there if you want to put that picture up when you're done. The video. Yeah, yeah, Guest, One of our Patreon members.

[B]

Oh, I don't have. You have it loaded?

[C]

Yeah, it's on the bottom there. There's three. I got three things loaded. It's the first image file. There it is in house. Mishman Mish man visited from up north.

[B]

From Mass.

[C]

Mass.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

He took a hell of a commitment. He took like a 47 minute Uber ride to get there. So.

[B]

So yeah, we were telling. I was. We were telling Mish man yesterday that I tell people we're in Orlando because you have to fly to Orlando to get to us. That's the closer airport. It's not Daytona. It's not anywhere else. Orlando. But we're a suburb of Orlando. And depending on where you are in Orlando, it could be over an hour away to get to us from like the other side of Orlando. So he was like, damn. Like Mike was saying, I put it in. My GPS was 47 minutes.

[A]

Well, it depends on what.

[C]

Uber.

[A]

Yeah, depends on what time of the day you do it, man. Anytime after 6:30.

[C]

He brought us some cool swag. He brought us our. His exclusive swap. He was one of the original members, I believe, of the swat.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Cop up there. Unfortunately for those guys in Mass. 32 years. They have to go 32 years or be like 57 to retire. Neither of them. If you don't get to one of those numbers, you can't leave with full pension. That's insane. Insane.

[B]

Oh, he's in the chat. He said. He said he's having a full day today. It's a cold day for. It's not a cold day. It is a level day for us. Not too cold, not too hot. A day like today from somebody in Massachusetts. This is like, go to the water parks. There's 12 people in the entire park.

[C]

There's no way, no way going.

[A]

I'm not going. I'm a. When it comes to the cold.

[B]

Yeah, me too, dude.

[A]

I can't. I can't do it.

[B]

I'm here. Houston, Texas is that way to one hour, two hours. Oh, yeah, it's that way too. Yeah.

[C]

I got a buddy in LA and he sends me a GPS and it says 18 miles to home. And the time is like one hour and nine minutes. When he's on the freeway.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[C]

It's so bad. So bad. So bad. He sends me like a picture of like. Did you can see cars for miles, like seven lanes wide.

[A]

Can you. Can you turn on your lights and sirens to get home?

[B]

You're not supposed to. No.

[C]

Definitely end up in worse shape.

[B]

Yeah, well. So a lot of times what cops will do is if they're late to work. I never did this. Because you can get in trouble. Here we go. I never did. They turn on. They turn on their lights and sirens and they go on the shoulder. And so as. And you'll never really ever get a complaint because everyone's assuming you're driving to the accident that is up there. So, Jimmy, you see a cop go by on your right. You're like, thank God. Let's get this show on the road. Right? No, he's just bypassing traffic now. I shouldn't say that all when I.

[C]

Was like, somebody over.

[B]

You get. But if you ride on the shoulder, you get nails in your tires, dude.

[A]

Yeah, the shoulders. The shoulder's deadly. The. The thing that, that I saw this more than once and I won't say which agency did it, but it's always the same ones. It's like they'll get ready to go through the intersection and. And they'll turn on Their lights because they're at a red light and they'll. They'll go through and I'll see them turn the lights on. They go through the red light, and then they turn the lights off.

[C]

The problem now is the camera comes on. I used to be able to get away with that. No, in the old days.

[B]

Well, that's also. Could be driving code two and a half, Jimmy. Okay, that's like where it's. I want to get there fast, but I. It's not an emergency. But let's say, like, let's say Mike is like on the radio. He's like, send me a unit. And I hear stuff in the background. I know Mike's not gonna be a on the radio, but I can hear stuff in the background. And I don't want to show up with somebody mounting Mike beating the out of him right now. Notice how I could have said that flip that said Mike on top of somebody. But I have to insult Mike some way. So. But I don't want to show up in the middle of a scuffle. So I want to get there before it even happens. But if Mike's saying everything's okay, but I can hear a bunch of people screaming in the background, I'm gonna go what we call code two and a half. So, okay.

[A]

Or.

[B]

Or let's say there's a petty theft going on. Like a guy is like inside the department store, he's got a bunch of stuff. It is a crime in progress, but it's not an emergency. It's not worth t boning somebody over for them stealing 150 in clothing. So you kind of get. But you want to catch the guy. You don't want to show up and take a report. You want to show up and take a bag out of jail. So you kind of like go to code two and a half.

[A]

That's okay, that makes. That makes more sense.

[C]

What's funny about that is that's like a proactive thing. And your non proactive people never understand it. And your non productive supervisors will never understand it. And that's where you get like. That's what it comes back to is like trying to do the right thing and get there. They're like, you heard it. You can't do. That's against policy. You're like, yeah, but I'm trying to get there. And then some will argue, well, if it's that important, just go code the whole way. Well, it's not that important, but I have the right to run the thread light and I'm Gonna get up to it. I'm gonna look both ways. I'm turn my lights on, get through, like you said. I'm gonna get ahead of it, Especially somebody that's kind of asking for backup but not. But like you said, you can kind of tell the inflection in their voice is a little different. So you're like, let me. Let me get there. But if something happens, you're like, you're a bad guy for doing it. But then if something happens, your buddy, you're. You're gonna live with, you know, pain your rest of your life that you wish you would have done it. It's like, that's that gray area that good street cops operate in. That's the same way with the Fourth Amendment. Pulling people over for some shady. Like, you know, you rolled that stop sign. That's how it works.

[B]

There's just something about it, too, man. You don't want to be the guy. If I go caddy, send me a unit, and it's, like, on, and it's like, you can hear it. It's just like, I'm sounding, like, not normal. Not scared, but not normal. That's just code. Call it the Blue Line brotherhood. If there's anything left, everyone's coming. Two and a half at best.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't want to be the guy. New guy. It happens to new guys all the time. They show up five minutes later, and everybody gives them that look like, where were you, dude? And they're like. And if somebody asked, they go, I can't run code. It's not a code three call. He didn't ask for emergency backup. And you have to teach him. Like, dude, that's one of your boys over there. Just drive safe, but drive fast.

[A]

Yeah, I, I. Those are the things that I've always wondered about that. And, like, you know, getting pulled over. I don't use my cell phone when I'm driving. I don't even like people texting me when I'm driving. But, like, people can get pulled over for around with their cell phones, but it's like, dude, I'm. I'm literally watching you in your cruiser with your goddamn computer while you're driving down. Like, I mean, like, I. I can't help it. I'm like, dude, like, fhp. You're gonna pull me if I had a laptop next to me.

[B]

And you're right, Jimmy. Most agencies have gotten ahead of that. So it's always been known that cops need to be on the computer to do their job. I need to have information it hits the computer before it hits the radio. Even if it's 30 seconds before the computer updates, the call taker will put it in the computer and then our dispatch will read it to us on the. On the air. But there's always a delay. If I'm 30 seconds out, I'm on my computer looking at updates, I'm looking at the map, I'm looking at all kinds of. But agencies have gotten ahead of that and said they've just made a blanket policy. You can't be on the computer when you drive. And when you're like, but it's impossible, it's impossible. They're like, figure it out. Like they're covering their ass. So if I crash into somebody, he was violating policy. And it's like, well, how do you expect me to do my job? And that's one of the reasons why I left, is that rule, to me was the most asinine thing in the world. That.

[C]

Well, and the response thing to me is, is the tough one. Because it's. It's okay till it isn't. It's one of those things that it's okay till it isn't. Like you said, if you're the guy that takes your time, if, if, if I came to the call and you were in that medium scuffle, not really need him, but it was kind. And I showed up like 19 minutes later, you'd be like, this dude. Like, I've been over here dealing with these people. But you know, and I know that's where having good partners knows. Like, it ain't a 19 minute response, but it ain't a 30 second response. It's like a six minute response. I'm gonna get there really fast. And you guys have to work that out. But if you get one bad supervisor or one thing, it's like, well, we're taking that. It's either this or this. You either go code or you don't. And that's where I've always fallen in the middle. Like, you have to know which ones are which. And you get young kids that just turn their lights on to everything and go crazy, or they drive like maniacs all the time. Because if you go to your supervisor, go, go pull my avo. I didn't speed all day, but that call it. Yep, I did. I went 75 and a 45 to get there a little faster because I could tell his voice was a little off. He didn't call for backup, but I knew something was different about him. So just this one call, but if you Drive that all the time. You're, but you got to be able to have that gray area.

[A]

I, I don't, I don't think a binary world, in the world of, of carrying a gun for a living is a great idea. It, it, it always has to be.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

It always has to be situationally dependent. If you are any supervisor where people are risking their lives and you go, it's either this or this. You are limiting a thousand options. I, I, I could not, I couldn't disagree with that mentality more.

[C]

Yeah, but the cops are so stupid that they, they use that to get the Chipotle before lunch rush, and they drive like maniacs. And then they get a complaint. And Sarge goes, hey, dog, like, you're going like 70 over here. There's no calls for service, Pen. Oh, yeah, I was trying to beat the Russia Chipotle. Like, you have to be smart about it. So when you do use it that time and go, all right, I'm going to back Tyler up. I'm going to drive the wheels off this thing because I can tell something's a little off. And then they come to you and you go, yeah, Sergeant, this is why I did it. Like, you can look at everything else. I don't normally do that, but it was kind of one of those inbetweeners, and I wanted to err on the side of not letting Tyler get full mounted and beat up.

[A]

So, yeah, I mean, you know, Tyler, dude, dude, I, I, I, I, I just like, okay, I, I had a conversation with, with Peach the other night about that video that you showed. And, like, he was, he was like, yeah, he, he told me. He was like, I was not trying to do that. I was not. What's that?

[C]

Looked like it. Yeah. Nowhere in the book is there a T bone, part of the pit or the bit.

[B]

Your AVL says you sped up videos.

[C]

The video says he sped up.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean, he, from Peach's point of view, he said, first of all, he's like. And I trust Peach. What he says, if he says this is what happened, I'm gonna believe him. He goes, dude, I was in, in the median, and it was full of water. And when I tried to hit the brakes, I had rotor discs that were full of muddy water.

[C]

And I got, he's got a great. Somebody FTO'd him very well. That's all I can do. Yeah, somebody did a hell of a job training him to go. Don't forget water causes brake problems if you ever need it. That's A great fto.

[A]

I mean, because he said like he got that thing like three days previous, like it was a brand new Tahoe. And he.

[C]

That's another reason. Hey man. Say Sarge, I was brand new like three days. Hasn't really had it out yet. Tires were slick, brakes were wet, and I hit that car going 30 sideways.

[A]

Yeah, you know, I mean like I, he told me some things about, about you, Mike. And, and like I was like, damn, man, Mike is a real one. No, like I had to.

[C]

Mike was.

[A]

I, I, I'm not.

[B]

I'm not.

[C]

I got called a keyboard warrior this morning. I'm a keyboard warrior.

[B]

By who?

[C]

Some cop wife that I trashed on my story.

[A]

Oh yeah, her. I know exactly what video you were talking about. You're like, pour one out. We lost another one to cop lives.

[B]

Is it the one being like escorted or something like that? Where it starts off she's got her hand behind his back. Somebody said like he's always got a vest on.

[C]

There was another one where she's like not even a wife yet. I've misunderstood it. She's a boyfriend of like boy girlfriend a very short time. And I commented on severe mental illness because she posted him like different parts of him, like walking around his uniform. And she informed me that I don't understand how much trauma that an officer deals with in a 12 hour shift.

[B]

This one?

[C]

No, that's the girl with the.

[A]

No, are you talking about the one.

[C]

Might have got deleted. I might have blocked. I got go back. It should be before the black girl might have got blocked. Yeah, yeah, I got blocked.

[A]

No, I didn't get blocked.

[C]

Damn it. Dude, I got blocked. Let me go. Look, I saved it just in case though. I always download them before I talk.

[A]

You're talking about the one in the garage, right?

[C]

No, it's still there. I don't know why you guys don't see it. I still see it on my story.

[B]

Maybe I'm blocked. Michael Dilks or Cotville.

[C]

Copville.

[B]

Yeah, dude, today Sydney Collins, severe mental illness shame. The key. Just a keyboard warrior and her husband fights the evil. We don't exist. Oh, okay. So let's see. I'll pull it back up. At least we can read the comment.

[C]

No, she deleted my comment too. It looks.

[B]

But you got a screenshot of it, right?

[C]

No. Anymore this dude, these women.

[B]

I would invite you to think about if you were a cop and not a keyboard where they see more traumatic in a 12 hour shift.

[A]

It literally says Copville.

[B]

Like first off, I've been The girlfriend of a cop for approximately three months. Okay, that is the.

[A]

The Internet equivalent of give me my salute for the platoon leader's wife. So bad dude going through the game.

[B]

What an embarrassment to the job. I bet you his buddies.

[C]

But no, but they don't.

[A]

Because.

[C]

No, because listen, you wouldn't let. As a good street cop, like a. Like a real street cop, you would not let that. You wouldn't want that to happen if your lady did. You'd be like, hey, listen, you're posing on your again in my uniform, like, we're done. So it wouldn't. These guys are glazing, getting glazed by them, and they let it happen. And they're like, oh, I didn't know that. Just my life. My wife, she does that girl. But no, if you wanted to be like, you were talking about guys that post. I think Jimmy was bringing this up. Guys are posting about the goon life and then they have their kids three slides away. Like, if you're so sneaky with your face covered, why do you have your son in a picture like three posts back? Like, you know what you're doing? You know what your lady's doing? You know she's glazing you. And what I always like, though, is the. The followers go in there and start really giving it to us. So they can block me, but you can't block 80, 000 people that start flowing over there once I post it. And it usually. It usually ends pretty funny.

[A]

Like, yeah, you're like. Like it's a tidal wave.

[B]

Yeah, you're making change, dude. You're making change. One, one stupid, dumbass cop girlfriend post at a time. Well, I mean, like you said, dude, if. I mean, if. If it's your wife doing it, that's a problem. I mean, that's a problem for you.

[C]

Girlfriend already, like, it's girlfriend. Well, there's so many like that one that, you know, there was about a month ago, they did like a meetup of all these influencers. And you know, the one guy was dancing from Colorado and all these people. But it's, It's. It becomes like a mental illness. Like, it really gets crazy. And like one little spot, like, obviously now being an anti hero with sponsorships, I know it really works. A lot of these aren't sponsored by these people. They're just like, branded by, like, brand ambassadors. So they have to only get paid if somebody buys something from them. But yeah, they take that and they run with this like, superhero, like, social media superstar thing. And that takes away from the job because the more you're doing that, the less you're training. Unless your mind's ready for the real job. I can go on and on for days, but that's just how it is.

[B]

I think it's huge. Treat it like I, I'm loving this comparison of. We started treating. First off, I'm gonna like, kind of take from both of you. Jimmy said any job with a gun requires you to be a different type of person. There's no buy. Bilateral.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's, it's. Yeah, there's. It's not a binary world, man. It's not one of the other. We. We really have to think hard about what we're doing.

[B]

So if you're saving lives or taking lives or you have. You're a first responder or anything like that, you got to compare yourself. Try to compare yourself to an athlete. And we were doing that with Monday morning quarterbacking and breakdowns and learning and being the best at the job. But now I also, man, just do your job. If you're a pro football player, you are not in the media and the influencer light until you are done playing ball. Is it good to get your feet in the door? Sure. But they're focusing on the game. They're focusing on their career. Once they're out of the game, then you go play in the media world. I don't understand why I focus. Get out. If you don't want to be a cop. If you love media and you love influencer stuff and you love podcasting, get out, do your job.

[C]

Here's the problem. Here's the problem. They're morons, they're sticks. They have no personality. The only thing they have is the uniform. We see it over and over again. We see guys way out of their league in the uniform, like my fat ass sheriff. That's where like they get in. They use that badge and that uniform to get the, like, you take that uniform off these people and they're John Doe and, And they're. Nobody wants to hear them say anything. Like, if you don't have the shiny badge and the gun belt in the car, all that stuff, you're nobody, dude. You're nobody. So it's, it's, it's using it to facilitate the mental health problem they have. And if you take that away, they're nobody. It can't happen. How many? How many? There's very few. There's a, like donut operator is a big one. I don't know much about his story. I just know he used to be a cop. And he has a huge following. But if you go down that list of used to be cops, you really don't know where they're at anymore. Like, unless they hit the lottery or they got somewhere really huge. Delete. Delete all your badge pit. Quit as a cop. And then what are you. They're not going to have anybody. Nobody's going to want to talk to them. That cup of milk guy that I used to go at it with, he finally got nicks from using his uniform. As soon as his uniform videos went away, it was like, this dude's just a. With a mustache now. Like, who cares?

[A]

Do you. Do you follow angry cops? Yeah, I text him every time. He's a Buffalo cop, I think.

[B]

Yeah. But he's got footage of him out there of him punching people of him in fights. Like he doesn't around. He's funny, but he's a real cop.

[A]

I mean, the, the, the other thing though is that even when he does stuff, like, first of all, he never talks about, like he talks about cop stuff, but he never does it in.

[C]

Uniform by this guy too, dude.

[B]

And then the other one, you can't super chat if you haven't figured out, it could be that this is an unlisted video and it's only Patreon. The only access was given to Patreon. And then whatever you guys do the link. If you guys send a link out, that's fine to somebody, but that might have to do with why you can't super chat, but you gifted an anti air broadcast membership to somebody and that's amazing. Dude, did you gift yourself a. Jay said you gifted yourself.

[A]

What is going on?

[B]

I can't figure anything out.

[A]

It's like. It's like monkeys just pushing buttons and pulling levers in there. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Good job, Jimmy. What were you saying?

[A]

Yeah, he, he. Even when he does stuff any like he does like his, like. Yeah, because he was a drill. He'll. He'll, you know, put on his drill sergeant Persona. But he's wearing. Like BDUs, you know, and it does. And it says like it doesn't.

[B]

The.

[A]

Everything on the uniforms, like wrong except the rank. So I mean, like, you can't really get in trouble for that. He's wearing a brown round. That's about it. Yeah. And it's Sergeant Richard High. He was a. He was a. He's a detective in the SVU until he got fired. I mean, this is a great story for you, Mike.

[B]

He didn't get fired. I don't think yeah, he.

[A]

He got. He got pulled off the Special Victims.

[B]

Unit while he was. He ousted the city for child abuse. City of Buffalo, New York City, which to me is insane. That's career. I mean, you got to know. That's career suicide. So if it must have been a issue if he. Mike talks about it all the time. You go. You go against city council as a cop, you're done. So it must have been something pretty egregious for him to do that.

[C]

If we got together in numbers, we wouldn't be done. But everybody's a. That's the problem. Oh, we got another gift. Somebody give it themselves.

[B]

They're.

[A]

They're dueling with each other.

[B]

Jay. Thank you, brother. Jay.

[A]

Hey, can I. I. Can I shout out Jay real quick?

[B]

You got to do it in a British accent.

[A]

I can't. I can't do a British accent.

[C]

Jimmy, go ahead and shout out. You'll do very fast.

[A]

Hello, Gobna. No, he. Jay, if you go into the Patreon, the. The Patreon looks amazing. And it was Jay and aquaponk both that. That really, really did a great job.

[C]

I think you meant to say the Discord.

[A]

The Discord.

[B]

Holy. Who's got access to our page? Not. Not.

[A]

We're in the Patreon. I meant the Discord.

[B]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.

[A]

So, yeah, this is.

[B]

I don't even know what disc between me and Mike trying to figure out who doesn't know Discord less. Like, I don't even know where do you. Do you type in Discord in Google and then go from there? Like, what is a Discord? And how do you do it?

[A]

I. I can send you guys the.

[C]

The.

[B]

Can you log in and share it? Can you share your screen?

[A]

I can. I can absolutely do that.

[C]

Aqua Punk said he didn't. Aqua Punk said he didn't do anything.

[A]

Yeah, that's Ian, right? Or is it. Is it Aquapon?

[C]

Jimmy just shouted out the wrong people. Yeah.

[A]

Fumasa. Okay, you guys have.

[B]

These names are crazy. I was. I was talking with Heather the other. We were getting Fumasa and Mishmin mixed up, and it's like, they're not. They don't even sound alike.

[A]

Like, I can't remember normal people's names. I'm like, hey, what's your name again? Oh, I'm Jerry. Yeah, I saw you on Cops when I was a kid, but I still can't remember your name.

[C]

So I had the Discord app. What do I do?

[A]

So make a Discord.

[B]

Are you able to Share it on the screen.

[A]

I'm about to. I had to pull it up.

[C]

I already have my page. I got Copville OG on Discord. I'm already signed up.

[B]

What's. Tell me what Discord is.

[A]

I'm gonna send you the QR code. So. But here, I'll even pull it up on the screen. So I'm sharing the screen now, if you can see that. And I'll go over here and invite to server. What do you copy? I'll put it in the. I think I could put it in private. I can't put it in public.

[C]

That's not gonna.

[A]

I think the other thing I could do is pull up the QR code.

[C]

Do that.

[A]

Where is it? Yeah. Server tag. No, I had it on my phone the other day, but maybe that was just on my phone. Phone taught. For sure it was in here. You know what?

[C]

Damn. The way Jimmy talks about Discord. I thought he was gonna blow through this.

[A]

No, I'm trying to figure out how to invite you. Right. Because I'm not friends with you. Because we're not friends.

[C]

I just signed up for like yesterday.

[A]

That came out totally wrong. What's that?

[C]

I just signed up for like a day or two ago.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Yeah, I can buy my username right there. Propville OG.

[A]

Send Friend request.

[C]

There it is. Look at that. Accept.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Accept.

[A]

All right, so I'm gonna do this right now. While we're doing it right, I'm gonna.

[B]

Go back around this giant button that says ADD Friend. I don't know what's going on.

[C]

Now what do I do?

[A]

All right, so once you're in, you're gonna go over. It'll land you at the landing pad, right? So that'll bring you to here. It'll say, start here. Right? There it is. Hello, bags. That's to me. You sent that to me.

[C]

How do I get in? Everybody?

[A]

So click on the CC Inc. It should be on the left hand side. Right there it'll be. And you'll see it all.

[C]

I have no idea what I'm doing. All right. We'll figure it out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Some. And you should say start here. Should have sent you that. I added you as a friend. That's what I need to do. I need to send you the link.

[C]

Yeah. You and I are just friends now.

[A]

Yeah, that. Well, you're friends with Counterculture.

[B]

Not.

[A]

Not Jimmy.

[B]

Did you ever get with Tessa yet?

[A]

Yes, I did. We talked last night. Texted and I. You know. There you go. Let me hit you at that one. There's there's what you need right there.

[B]

Mike.

[C]

I'm in.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I can join a chat.

[A]

So when we. Yeah, so you can. You can link this to your profile or to, like, your Xbox account or your.

[C]

I'm done. I can't look at that.

[A]

It'll be.

[C]

Looks too much like Reddit.

[A]

I can't do it.

[C]

No, I can't.

[A]

All right, but let's. I mean, let's look at the top here, right? So we've got everything that's going on. We've got. Here's all of the events, we got all the channels, here's all the members, right? We got a shitload of members. There's Tessa right there. She got all this access. So, yeah, we got everything that's going on, everything in counterculture. Anything that pops up, like, people are putting it in the. They have it set up so that whenever we have something new drop, it comes out here. So people in the know, we got this introduction right here. Everybody can kind of talk about who they are, are and everything like that, which is really cool. What we really want to talk about, though, is the stuff that's down here, right? So we got the games that we can play, and these are really important. So, like, Mike, you're a PS5 guy, right?

[C]

Xbox.

[A]

Or. Okay, so you're. Okay, so it's you. You. Basically, you're. All you have to do is link it, and it took me a minute to figure it out, but you link your Xbox Live account to your Discord, you can actually pop into the Discord. We're gonna have to figure this out, man. We're gonna have to figure it out because there's no way that. I mean, it's so much fun, man.

[B]

And I bet it is.

[A]

Dude, we got the D. So, I mean, Tessa wants us to get Fortnite set up and then a couple of other games so she has access. So one of the cool things right here, like Copville og, You can see he's already been given the host icon, right? And it says, I'm new here. Say hi. I don't know why, but. And. And so you can run our gamer tag, which is this little thing right here. It's so cool, man. Like, then there's so many people in there just talking about stuff and, like, I mean, it's everywhere. So we have a meeting today at 2 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[A]

So as soon as this is over.

[C]

Dude, that's awesome.

[B]

What are you laughing at, Mike? I'm proud of you, Jimmy. That's awesome.

[A]

I don't know I can't take credit for it, man. I'm not Rob o'. Neill.

[C]

I can't keep up with it.

[A]

I. Dude. So. So, Tyler, I. He. I sent him one of the graphics, and he was like, hey, man, that's awesome. And I was like, dude, that wasn't me. That was so and so. And he goes, oh, thanks for letting me know, Rob. I was like, what the.

[B]

Yeah, I meant, bro. It autocorrected to Rob.

[A]

I was like, dude, that was low, man. Yeah, so.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

But you got. There's a. There's a Patreon area for Patreon members only, right? Where they can all hang out and talk. And Jay's been doing this a lot. He's been doing a lot. A lot of it. So it's. It's. It's really great stuff. I don't know why it's trying to connect me to a voice chat. I gotta log out of this, so. Well, once we get it hooked up to your. You just need.

[C]

Malfunction. Malfunction.

[B]

Dude, Mike was laying into Lewis yesterday.

[C]

Oh, somebody's got to. He's all over the place, man. He's all over the place. Yesterday.

[A]

I turned it.

[B]

I muted it, bro.

[C]

There was the mute.

[B]

Hey, that was me.

[C]

And then he did the other thing again where we were like, hey, don't click that yet. And then he's. Mouse is right. You're like, no, don't, don't. And then as soon as we finish talking about a video, like, the last syllable of a video comes out of the mouth, he deletes it out of the room and gets rid of it. Yeah, we want to keep watching that. And he's got to go all the way back through.

[B]

And then you ask that he can't.

[A]

Dude, those neural pathways are written. And we'll watch his mouse.

[B]

We'll watch his mouse in real time just, like, fly all over the screen. And he's just clicking at this point. Hail Mary.

[C]

What did I.

[A]

Do?

[B]

Not here.

[C]

I'm gonna be. I gotta be. This is page. I'm gonna be honest. I walked in yesterday, and I was like, hey, man, it was like, 10:45. Cameras are off, everything. I'm like, hey, man, you know, I was like, you got the checklab. I'm like, the camera. Yeah. All right. And I'm watching him. He's just coding away. I'm like, all right, man.

[A]

All the cameras were off.

[C]

I know. I. But I. I literally said to him, hey, man, you know the little list, right? Like, the cameras. Sound check. Like, all that. Yeah, just coding away. I'm like, okay.

[B]

He looks up and goes, mike know your place?

[C]

I said, so, Louis, maybe at 10:30 you come in and turn all that stuff on. Then you got. It's funny, dude. It's. It's a riot. It's. Right.

[A]

Well, I. I don't think I. I set him up for failure because I was getting there so early. I was doing a lot of that stuff.

[C]

And then yesterday he tells me, hello. I'm like, yeah. He's like, I'm here. I'm like, yeah, I can hear you. I see. See, coming in. He's like, oh, just in case we got robbed, I just wanted you to know it was me. I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

I don't know. I mean, like, I. Lewis is Matt.

[C]

The media stuff. Yeah, we're. You want to give an update on the media stuff? You want to suck coffee down?

[B]

There's not much. There's.

[C]

I think we're in the final process, right. Of the possible two city deal.

[B]

I don't. Is it two. Is it just Nashville when the message.

[C]

When the messages are this long, at.

[B]

Least on your phone. I think we're. We're gonna do a three month trial where they blast us everywhere in Nashville on whatever they do. I don't know. And we're gonna look at 3 months after 90 day analytics and see if it helped us. If it did, we're gonna do another three months. But it's. We're coming out of pocket for this one. This one's a. Wasn't in the 2026 budget, but we're trying to see if. I think the. The radio is so safeguarded and gate kept that I don't foresee us getting on the radio anytime soon, to be honest with you. I thought that's what this whole thing was. And then after the third meeting, I'm like, wait a minute. So this isn't. What. This isn't. To get on radio. And everyone's looking at me. I'm like, never mind. Whatever.

[C]

Well, there's. Wait a minute. Broadcasted. Oh, there's got to be. We got to create the program that broadcast audio, but somebody's gonna do it.

[B]

What do you mean, Jimmy?

[A]

I. I thought the. I'm confused now. What was it gonna be if.

[B]

Not that they're a glorified media company at. They're a glorified ad agency. I. I guess I'm trying to think of, like, the best way to describe them, but they.

[C]

They own. So they own exclusive rights to like satellite radio stations and.

[B]

No, no satellite. They own. They're cubulous Media FM radio station.

[C]

Okay. They have no. I thought they had some too. But anyway, I think their sister company, they're still in satellite. They can get into XM I heart rate. They're more. Yeah. So they basically were. What their job is or goal is was they would have like, if we pick Nashville, they're going to pump the anti hero. They would like inter. The way I understood it, they'd interview somebody or interview about the network. What is it? What is it? And then they would play like an ad during a show at peak hours and, and get people to direct them towards our YouTube and our social media stuff. Maybe be on as a guest, have an interview. That's the way I understood it. But when I get in these, these, I can't.

[A]

Dude, dude, Mike just put it in AI man. And say here, you put it. You cut and paste. Drop it.

[C]

I think I do get AI messages. That's the problem.

[B]

Yeah. That he's got a re. Put it in AI and make it better back. Make this the original third grader.

[C]

Like explain this to a third grader, please. Like, what did this say?

[B]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the people that message me say. They send in three lines and say make this sound like I know what I'm talking about. And then.

[C]

So yeah, people real time joining Patreon. Man, this is great.

[A]

Well, yeah, man, I mean, guys are sharing it and I mean, and that's, that's pretty awesome. I mean, dude, I'm telling you, man, the strength of this, the strength of anti hero and counterculture has everything to do with the community that, that's building itself. It's, it's, it's self sustaining now. Like it's, it's, it's growing on its own.

[B]

Yeah. And I, I'm big on the, the counterculture because that's ways that we can give back to everybody. Everybody can be. It's hard, you know, like I've said it a million times. Like all the shows on counterculture, all the shows that stuck with us, you know, all of y' all shows like it, it's a way for everybody to be more inclusive as opposed. You know, if they want to do a counterculture gaming podcast, they can do one on counterculture. You know, antihera is very limited in what it could offer people. So that's the only reason why, you know, counterculture gives back a lot more than an antihero actually give back.

[A]

Well, yeah, dude, I, I don't know, man. Like, I. I look at all of this and I'm. I'm just sort of blown away by the community that made itself. It's. It's so awesome to me. Like, I wish that I had the. The acumen to do the discord credit, but, like, it really was not me. The only thing I did was have a couple of meetings and say, this is what Mike and Tyler want. This is the stuff that is inside that we got to stay inside this box. And then anything that I was outside that I have to take to them, but I got to make it third grader level and, you know, be briefly bright, be gone, not lying.

[B]

That's. That's a direct order. Talk to me like I'm.

[C]

You know, what happened was obviously with the. I think Banta here, there it was. It was full of. Of a lot of fans of. I say this. A lot of. Yeah, a lot of Betas that follow that never did anything. And I don't. I'm not knocking anybody. Never joined the service, never been in the military, as I'm saying, but didn't just complete fans. It regrew into where we're at now, which is people that relate regardless of military, police, or just regular dudes. But it's, It's. It's a core, better core audience. And then now, as that grows, it grows slower than just a bunch of dudes that want to be Betas and stare at the screen and go, oh.

[A]

My God, this guy is so cool.

[C]

So it's, It's. It's. Come along, come along. Good. The core's there. And now it just continue to go. We want real. I'd rather have real people, real dudes.

[B]

This is amazing. You know what's funny too? And I'll be very transparent and honest with you, I think that if you look at it per capita, right. So obviously you have to. To do a shrink down the ratio, but I think we get more. Our sponsors have indicated to me that they get just as much support from our core supporters than they've gotten with the masses of just going there, looking at military drama. Yeah. That being said, obviously, it's a. It's a little different. You have to shrink the whole thing down. It can't be, you know, like, you can't Compare crime to a 30, 000 population, to a 300, 000 population. You have to do a per capita, but it's essentially almost the same. And that's why our sponsors are still really happy to work with us that, you know, they're you guys, you guys, you guys, literally when you need something replacing your bedding, you go to Ghostbed rather than Bed Bath and Beyond. And that, and I know that's because of us. I know you're doing that to support us. Yeah, it's hard to convince the wife I want to go to ghost Bed. And she's like, why? And it's like, because it's for the boys.

[A]

Yeah. Like, oh, the black, the black Goon tape.

[C]

Well, the difference in a sponsor, like, like, like one of the shitty ones we had that completely sold out left and is a terrible product. They didn't care about data. They just wanted numbers. They just wanted their video, their ad to be on a number of this many views that doesn't relate to product sales. So there's a difference. And I want, you know, and that's kind of the people who buy followers. What I would look at like, oh my God, a hundred thousand people have a hundred thousand followers. But yeah, you're really engaging with like nine. So the difference is, okay, I have less followers or we, we have less people. But that core group of people is actually buying the product versus just you're showing it to people who don't give a about it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Or made up people.

[B]

When's the next TK video coming out?

[A]

No, it, it's actually worse than that. Is that if you told them that if you buy this thing, this specific person will. Will talk about you, they would do it. But if it. I'm. I'm not wrong. And no, I'm not wrong.

[B]

You know, if you pay for a 500 super chat just to get somebody to mention your name.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So pride. Decent talking about this. Lemon. Lemon.

[A]

Lemons. It's lemon.

[C]

No, it's lemon. It's lemon. It's not.

[A]

It's lemon.

[C]

Oh, it's lemon. What it is is you basically build a box car. A box, like an absolute. And you race it like a 24 hour race. But there's like really wild penalties. And I was looking into it. So let's say you like pass under caution and you do something illegal. They bring you into the pit and then they like embarrass you on camera. Like you gotta walk around your boxers or they're hitting you with and then you get to go back in the car and keep racing. It's like a whole thing, dude.

[B]

It's like, how does a Lemon race for 24 hours?

[C]

Well, it, I mean you got like a Nissan Ultima out there. It'll make it, but it's like, you can decorate the car, like, completely shot out.

[B]

Where do they do this at?

[C]

All over, like 20? No, no, there's not one real close. I think that Georgia might be the closest one. They're all over the United States.

[A]

That's pretty close. I mean, who's driving the car?

[C]

You rotate.

[B]

Yeah, you're driving the car drunk.

[A]

Dude.

[C]

Dude, we're gonna put that. We're gonna put that. That straw system in there. It's gonna gallon of vodka in the back. Dude, it's Jack. Jimmy, you're going the wrong way again.

[A]

Jimmy.

[C]

Jimmy, you left the track. You're on. You're downtown. Get back here.

[B]

Jimmy, I know we could never pay you as much as we. You deserve, but I can guarantee you that we would never take that from you if anti needed. If anti Hero needed a hero to race that car, it is gonna be. Jimmy, no.

[C]

It's a team effort. It's a team effort.

[A]

Yeah, because all three of us are gonna have to race because it's a 24 hour race.

[C]

It's hilarious, dude. Dude, it's hilarious.

[A]

It's a.

[C]

It's.

[B]

Is it on YouTube?

[C]

Yeah. Look up 24 hours of lemons.

[B]

Harland. Do it. There's an Instagram for it.

[C]

Yeah, I looked at it yesterday.

[B]

All right.

[C]

It's great. It's great.

[A]

I mean, first of all, the car that we're gonna need to have is a Nissan Altima.

[B]

We.

[A]

There's no way.

[B]

For years and not use one.

[C]

That's good, man. Or Crown Vic.

[A]

Okay, Crown Vic's good. But if we do the Nissan Altima, Tinted windows, cherry bomb.

[B]

I. Dude, nobody got that joke.

[C]

I got it.

[B]

I got it. I'm just trying to figure out how to use desktop Instagram.

[C]

It's hard.

[B]

I'm searching, but I think it's searching 24 hour lemon.

[C]

I.

[A]

Hey, I've already. I got. I could screen share if you want, because I'm already on it, so.

[B]

Okay, go for it.

[C]

Malfunction. Malfunction.

[A]

Yeah. 24 hours of lemons. Here we go, boys.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Look at that. Look at that Beetle. That's pretty awesome. That's a nice car right there.

[B]

You guys seeing it?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

All right, we gotta come up.

[C]

See, there's a video. Like, click on a video. There's, like, going on. It's. It's great.

[A]

Okay. Okay, so let's see. Oh, I'm not logged in. That's why log in.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I have to. All right, all right.

[C]

Gotta stop, stop, stop, stop.

[B]

Oh, hold on. Yeah, there you go.

[A]

Because I'm not logged in on here, I gotta.

[B]

Hold on.

[C]

Team effort here.

[A]

Okay, you do it, Mike.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Yeah, go for it. I mean, 24 hours of lemons. I'll be honest with you. What's. What's our number gonna be? We need a number.

[B]

8. 99.

[A]

Oh, 8. Yeah.

[B]

99.

[A]

There it is. That. That's that. We got it. It's gonna be the 99.

[B]

Can you imagine, for.

[A]

You know, the thing is, though, is that each. All three of us are actually pretty good drivers, right?

[C]

We.

[A]

At. At the very least, tell my wife that we got. We got trained.

[B]

All right.

[C]

There you go. Tell me when it's out, and I'll start clicking.

[B]

I got it. Yep, it's up.

[A]

All right. Look at this.

[C]

Like, this is what you do. You decorate the car in any way you want. Kim Harmon, scrotum.

[B]

How much money do you need to do this?

[C]

Look at this thing. A shopping cart on top.

[B]

I've never once before in my life.

[A]

Never.

[B]

Are dangerous, but.

[A]

Which is also illegal. I want you to picture.

[C]

And here's the schedule. Hold on. The beginning. Here's the schedule we got. See what the closest one would be. Alabama.

[A]

They race in Sonoma.

[C]

Oh, yeah. South Carolina. Oklahoma. New Jer. Milville. That's where I'm from, dude. Right outside of Millville, New Jersey. That's crazy.

[A]

Damn, dude.

[C]

Illinois. It looks like the closest one is South Carolina. Georgia. Razelton, Georgia, in December.

[A]

And Atlanta. We could.

[B]

Oh, that's old.

[C]

Oh, is it last year's? Maybe that is last year's.

[B]

That's fine. But we know.

[A]

No, that's a 2026 schedule.

[B]

Oh, is it? We've got time, dude. We got 10 months to build this machine. Where are we gonna. We can store it in the. At the. We can store it here.

[C]

It was, like, in car. Look, they're back in rubbing. And Grayson. They're doing her thing.

[B]

Anybody know how to build a race car?

[C]

Jimmy's got to be able to build a race car.

[A]

I can get that done. I, I. I will.

[C]

So we need a race car by Friday. Jimmy, can you get on it?

[A]

Let me. Let me call up. Let me call up Brian Rogers. Did I ever tell you guys any stories about Brian Rogers? So I bet Clinton built a race car. I'll bet Clint and Brian would be awesome. So. My, my. Okay.

[B]

Keep that in mind. We got to go to a quick commercial break right back. Yep. And then we'll go to Brian Rogers.

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[A]

Okay, so before I talk about Brian, I wanted to know if Mike had.

[B]

Seen.

[A]

That the, the Muslims in New York are trying to get rid of people's pet dogs.

[C]

No.

[B]

Are they eating them?

[A]

No, they're. They're literally trying to make it so that people can't own dogs.

[B]

Wow. The city of New York.

[A]

And it's. Yeah, because it, it, it's like, it says like I'll find it on, it's on Twitter. I almost sent it to you guys this morning. It was like, Islam is coming to New York and New York is coming to Islam. And one of the first things we need to talk about is that dogs have places in society, but not as.

[B]

Our pets, as food.

[A]

No, I don't know what they mean. They didn't say that part. They just said, first of all, I was like, you, you're gonna have to have a conversation with Sergeant Mike Dilks about that because I can guarantee you that ain't gonna fly.

[B]

People going to be grandfathered anything. Like if you have a dog.

[A]

I don't know what they're, I don't know what they're trying to do, but it's, it's caused the Twitter beef. And then the lady that we, we, we showed the video of her yesterday, that female major, she is a meme at this point. Like, oh yeah, she's getting meme to death. But my, my driver in Iraq, our vehicle bumper number was three. Three, okay.

[B]

Oh yeah, like spray painted bumper number. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And so on the top, you know, you put your VS17 panel with duct tape on, on the VS17 panel, whatever vehicle number you are Right, Yeah. Well, we took a Dale flag and made it three. It was a Dale three. And. And then a duct tape three. Right. So we put that up there. And we were in Solder City. Not Saturday. No. We were in right outside Hamamiyat. And there was a gunfight between the Iraqi army and seeing some insurgents, and the Iraqi army did the 360 death blossom. We showed up and we were like, what the is going on? Who the are you guys shooting at? We have Apaches overhead, and they're looking down at us. So I'm on the radio with them, and they're. They're calling out to us. And then finally they go, earnhardt, back up.

[B]

That's awesome.

[A]

And so, like, that got our attention. We were like, oh. So that goes out over the radio. The brigade commander's watching. They're looking down. They can see it. They're like, get that number three off the top of your vehicle. So we had to take it off. We put it inside the truck.

[B]

Couple of.

[A]

I mean, about a month later, we had a change of command ceremony that was going on at JSS Shake Amir, and we were in JSS Horal Bosch. And so we had just gotten off patrol. We've been patrolling since six o' clock in the morning. It was almost noon in. It's July in Iraq. It's terrible. And so we get there and we're like, getting ready to take off our gear and, you know, drink water and relax. And the company commander comes up to us and was like, guys, I hate the do this to you, but I have to go be at this change of command down at JSS Shake Amir. I have to go. And we're like, all right. And. And then he looks at us and he goes, and I have to be there in 15 minutes. Normally, because of the, like, speed limit that we had, it would take you 25 minutes to get to JSS Shakeir from Horabos. And Brian Rogers goes, well, sir, I can get you there, but you're just gonna have to not look at that air speedometer. So we get the strikers, man, we were hauling ass. We were doing 60 miles an hour in those things on these little ass thin, you know, narrow dirt roads that had canals that if you go into. You're doing a vehicle rollover, you're done.

[B]

And.

[A]

And so Brian's up front, man. He. We're in vehicle 33, and he is moving the out, and we're leaving the rest of the convoy behind. We're leaving the other two vehicles behind us, and they're like, hey, three. Three, you need to slow down. You need to slow down. And Brian comes back over Platoon Net and goes, hey, man, you don't speed up, those goddamn fire ants are going to eat your candy ass. Get your ass up here. Stop being a. Over the radio. So everybody starts driving. We got him there in 12 minutes flat. And after that, we started calling Brian Rogers the Intimidator, and he started wearing those gold gargoyle sunglasses that Dale Earnhardt used to wear. So if I have to build a race car, I'm calling Brian, and he's. He's out in Kentucky right now.

[B]

So it does sound like Brian's out in Kentucky. If I had to guess the state that Brian lived in, I would say Kentucky.

[A]

I was texting him the other day, and I'm like, hey, man, you know you watching the Daytona 500? And he's a purist, and he's like, man, it's gone to. Since Dale died. I don't want to watch it anymore. It's all. I'm like, all right. Yeah.

[B]

All right. I'm not gonna know what any of this car talk is in the comments, but we need to. We. So I guess step one is getting a car. Maybe step one is actually booking into the red. Do you have to qualify? Like, how do you get into the.

[C]

I don't know. Big idea. He's got to figure all that out, you know? I am.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I just need to show up.

[A]

Well, we could probably get a Crown Vic from the police auction, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Well, now they're probably gone now. It's gonna be tough. Well, some agents.

[A]

Okay, then we just go to the ghetto, and we get. Because, you know, they're driving those things. Right? You know I'm right.

[B]

I don't know how. It used to be easy to get Crime Vicks because of police auctions. Now they're not at police auctions anymore. Anymore, and they're not even made. So I don't really know how to get one. I got one.

[A]

I got. There's a guy driving one that I know used to be a cop car because it has the little light up on the driver.

[B]

I don't think you could. It's very rare to find a Crown Vic that was a luxury car, not a cop car. I mean, obviously they existed, but they were better cop cars.

[C]

They were now the Explorers. The Explorers are making their way out. I pulled up next to an Explorer yesterday. They still had the bars on the back windows. That was a civilian car.

[A]

What about. What was the. What was the One that the Impala. Impalas got used a lot. Chargers got used a lot. Mike, what did you start out in?

[C]

Crown Vic.

[B]

Started out in Impala. Little tiny little Chevy. Go kart.

[C]

Yeah, Crown Vic.

[A]

All right. I mean, what did.

[C]

Went to Chargers, and then I went to tourists.

[A]

Yeah. For Taurus. I've seen a lot of those. And FHP has all chargers. It's all I have.

[C]

Challenger. They got Challengers, too.

[B]

Oh, are they seized? Oh, do they?

[C]

No, they got a fleet of, like, those Hellcat Challengers that are stupid fast.

[A]

I wouldn't. How did the Crown Vic handle? Like interns and everything.

[B]

It's a conspiracy on why they got rid of it. Because they were the best police car ever.

[C]

You could run over the railroad tracks, not at a crossing, but the actual tracks at, like, 70, and it would just jump right over. You wouldn't even know you hit it. Dude, it was the greatest thing on earth.

[B]

It would be perfect. There's lots of room. Low to the ground, fast as. And tough.

[C]

You could just stomp the gas turn, but it didn't matter. It didn't spin out like it was. It was amazing, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, and plus, you've got a shit. A shitload of mass in that thing. So if you're gonna pit somebody, I. I have to imagine that pitting somebody if. If you are trying to pit, like, an SUV and a Crown Vic, you're gonna. They are. You know, they think, like, oh, I got more mass than you. Like, dude, your center of gravity is so much higher.

[C]

I got put in a charger. 20 was 1312. I got. So car year 2013, the 12th one we got, I rear ended. I was looking. I was gonna say it earlier, but I want to jump in. I was looking at my computer, going to a call, and the guy in front of me was a cop car. We were going to the same disturbance call. He had to stop, and I hit him in my charger. Going, like $49,000 damage to the charger. The Crown Vic drove away. He stayed in service. The rest, he never even had to take it to the garage. That's how durable those things were. I cut at the last minute. I rear ended his left rear quarter pound with the front of my car, Smashed it up like a nascar boom. Fluids everywhere. He literally had a scratch on his bumper where the bumper folded in a little bit. They popped it out, and he took off and went back to work.

[A]

And.

[C]

Not much. It got towed.

[B]

That's what I mean, dude.

[A]

I mean, that was.

[B]

There's rules 500 limit. What does that mean?

[C]

Probably what you can spend on the car.

[B]

How could they prove that? Is there like a code in lemon racing or something?

[A]

I guess so. I mean, I mean we could find. We could find one. We have to.

[B]

We can find a Crown Vic. Dude, we'll the. The thing is, I don't understand how you'd get a car to race for 24 hours a day without breaking down. It's a lemon, dude.

[C]

That Crown Vic will run for months. They do have Vera beach police department. We hot seated those things. They didn't get three weeks before.

[B]

Cops had take home cars. Before that was a thing. Regular patrol cops didn't have take home cars. They had shift cars that literally your shift would be over. Sometimes they just leave the keys running all in order, and then the next shift would come out, get in, make sure there's no in there. That the last shift that you're gonna get in trouble for and take off. Dude, Those things run 24, seven for like two years and then they retire them.

[C]

The only problem with that here my rookie story. I went to one of my first calls alone on the beach. And our beach area is real nice. Uppity. It was like an alarm call at a house. And the problem when you hot seat, everybody's got the same key. The whole agency has the same key because one key runs every car. So I go into this alarm call and I come out, my car's gone. Gone. And they moved the two new. Got two old timers showed up, jumped in my car. They moved it like seven streets down and like backed it in a driveway. I know, I just started walking. I'm like, I gotta find this thing. Like, I can't get on the radio. What am I gonna say? Like, my car's gone. Like, I didn't know what to do. I just started walking up and down these dirt roads on the beach. It was like real nice part of the beach, but it's like old, old beach. So still at dirt roads. And I went up and down for like 30 minutes. And there it was, like backed in a house, like up against the garage back then. And it's like, you're in that.

[B]

This is.

[C]

This is 2001. 2002. So you, you know, you can't. My cell phone, I left it in the car. Like I have a phone to call anybody. Like, I'm just like, all right, here we are. That's how they broke in. Wow.

[B]

That's.

[C]

That the other thing beat up. You could take the PA mic, turn the sirens all the way on. And then click the PA and jam it in the door. Jam. Like where the pocket of the door was. If the PA is engaged, the siren's off. So as soon as you open the door, the PA mic flies out and then the sirens all go off. We used to do that too. Like you'd sneak up on somebody's car and rig it up and then drive away and wait.

[B]

Now you get trouble for doing that.

[C]

Oh, you get fired for that?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You can't do that.

[B]

Jimmy. Jimmy. When tasers came out, this was before my time. People tell stories about hot potato where you turn it on the five second ride and throw it in your buddy's seat in his lap.

[C]

Sprayed each other. Dude. We did all kind of. Dude, you would go in somebody's car and just hit a little pepper spray in the car and then shut the door and then come back. We did. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

That's how you build camaraderie.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

That. That I was gonna say that sounds like you do in the military, man. Like that's.

[B]

That's.

[A]

I'm good with all of that.

[C]

We used to drive stun each other all the time with the Taser. The original one. Dude, that nobody gave a about the analytics. Your buddy be sitting in the car. You take your cartridge off. You just walk up and jam it in his shoulder and tase him.

[B]

Pride Assassin. We can call in because your. Your messages are quicker to the point. But read the rules. It's a two day event. Idle time counts on the engines like mess do. Low mileage on cop cars is no guarantee.

[C]

Oh no. We're gonna have a 240000 on that thing.

[B]

So miles like miles do call us. Pride Assassin. What's the number? Mike?

[A]

Call in.

[C]

7722-1754-5377-2217-5453.

[B]

We can. I really want to do this. We can start a ghost.

[A]

I'll be honest with you. That dude 24 hours. That means all three of us gotta drive.

[C]

We need more than that. We need not more.

[B]

Yeah, we need more people.

[A]

No, I think there's got to be rules. I mean if it's like Le Mans, it's three drivers, right?

[C]

Oh no.

[B]

Oh. So Le Mons is a real thing but lemons is. Is the playoff of the Le Minds.

[C]

Welcome. Hey Tyler. Everybody. Ladies and gentlemen. Tyler's made it. There it is.

[B]

I don't know anything about lazy. Dude. We're gonna.

[A]

Dude, we're gonna give you an education, man. Like you know they did you Guys see that they put a NASCAR cup car in le Mans in 2020, 2024.

[B]

No, because I don't know what Le Mans is, so I don't know.

[A]

Okay, so. Okay, so Le Mons is a French.

[B]

Grand Prix the other day.

[A]

No, so Le Mans is a. Is a 24 hour endurance race in France. It's one of the most well known and prestigious races in the world. And if you ever watch the movie Ford versus Ferrari, that's about Le Mans. Okay, so, but we put a cup card into le Mans in 2024 and it. Dude, like I'll, I'll find a picture because it looks hilarious around all these other cars.

[B]

Dude, I'm not even kidding. Are you guys joking about this or are you guys. I'm not.

[A]

I'm game. Let's go.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

I'll. I will. I will race the. Out of that car.

[C]

Good.

[B]

You're live.

[C]

You're live. Tell us about it.

[D]

Well, basically just a race where you acquire a car. You gotta prove. Okay, so here's. Here's where it gets. You gotta prove to the people that you got this vehicle for $500.

[C]

Oh, I like it. And.

[D]

If you have received. They can't do anything really about it.

[C]

And can you. If you can't modify other than decorate and all that, it's got to be a 500 junker.

[D]

Pretty much, yeah. And the safety features do not count toward the. The price.

[C]

Okay. You got to add safety feature.

[D]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

Is there, is there a standard for safety features or is it just whatever we want?

[D]

All that stuff you gotta have.

[C]

Is there like a list? Like somebody has to inspect the car and say, okay, you have to install XYZ safety features. Yeah, okay. And it's getting expensive now.

[D]

All kinds of diagrams and rules.

[C]

Can you drink and drive?

[D]

You have to pass the.

[C]

I'm sorry, you can't drink and drive, I assume.

[D]

You know what?

[B]

There's no one checking on it.

[D]

It's not illegal if you don't get a car, right?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

But it's a 24 hour race over two days. It's Saturday and Sunday, so split into 12 hours a day, you can have four drivers for the entrance fee. I'm pretty up right now.

[A]

Jerry's gonna have to drive it.

[C]

All right, well, we. Yeah, that's cool.

[B]

We'll.

[C]

We'll look into it. We appreciate you starting the thing out and definitely, I mean, I think it'd be pretty funny to do it for sure. So we'll.

[D]

So, you know.

[C]

I like it. What Are you up on alcohol?

[A]

I mean, drugs, or just.

[C]

Let's get to that.

[A]

What do we. What do we.

[C]

What substance?

[D]

People are degenerative.

[C]

Yeah. You're. You're talking to a couple of them. What sub. What. What chemical substance? What. What chemical substance has you up right now or you just tired?

[D]

Oh, alcohol.

[C]

Okay. What, What, What. What flavor?

[D]

I don't do drugs. My dad was a duck. He scan and d. So I never. That's true. But I was seriously rethinking my stance on alcohol right now.

[C]

All right. We're not ready for an intervention, so we appre. Appreciate you calling in. We'll. We'll look into the. We'll definitely interested in the, the rates, for sure.

[D]

All right.

[C]

All right, man. Thank you. Yep. I'm not letting this guy say anything.

[A]

Dude. I don't know why it wouldn't let me say this.

[B]

He. I could tell. I could tell. He gets on the saw sometimes because There was a YouTube video with 47 comments from Pride Assassin, most of them about how much he loves Jimmy. I like this guy's tank, but if you watch this now, thank you so much for calling in, and I'm glad you're having a good time. And hey, if you get off work at 6 in the morning, you're still off work, so hit them.

[C]

You can drink whatever you want. It's America. This is America.

[B]

Nobody said nobody's up PVC pipe and paint it black. It's Jimmy.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Paint it black for sure.

[C]

You guys, the car has to do under 500 for the car. And then you got to put features in.

[B]

We got to look at the safety features.

[C]

I can get us a car. I got local. I got buddies local that run the junk.

[A]

Okay. So we, we're gonna need a roll cage for sure. For sure. Which actually, that's not that hard. We just need somebody who can weld. I don't have a. I don't have. I'm not a welder, but I could probably.

[B]

I was waiting for him to say one of two things. I'm not a welder or I don't have welding equipment because I'm not a welder.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

But I, I, I appreciate the blue collar.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You say, hey, I'm not a welder, by the way.

[A]

Yeah. Like, like, I'm not like. But I could probably find a buddy that can weld because all we really need to do is reinforce the. The roof. Right. Front and back.

[B]

Says, Jimmy's helmet is an. In an army.

[C]

Oh, we should get a Hum V. Hum V for 500 bucks.

[B]

Dude, they're too slow.

[A]

Dude, those things.

[C]

I mean, this is endurance. This is an endurance race.

[B]

This is. I, I think we go Crown Vic or Nissan Altima that just.

[A]

Oh, man. I, I. Give me a car. First of all, I do not want a windshield that is completely perpendicular to the wind. So I'm literally fighting air to drive.

[B]

The most anti aerodynamic vehicle out there.

[A]

Yeah, I know. Like, was it supposed to be stealth? Like, I don't understand why. Yeah, so we. We would be doing. We'd be doing four or eight hour shifts.

[B]

He said we could have four drivers.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So that's the other thing too, is that the Patreon members somebody could pay to be the driver, to be the fourth driver or we should get Jerry to drive.

[B]

I don't think Jerry Worms is gonna be driving a race car for 24 hours risking his life.

[C]

No.

[B]

But if there's anybody with race experience that wants to join, you know.

[A]

Here, I, I got. So this is from le Mans in 2024, dude.

[B]

All right.

[A]

This is a. This is a great picture. Can you find the American car?

[C]

Yeah. See it? Yeah. What about Lewis?

[A]

Oh, no, no. Scooter. I want to win, man.

[B]

I don't want to win. I just. I just picture everybody like, Lewis, you're good.

[A]

You sure? Look, close your eyes.

[C]

Tyler, I've never. I've never driven a car on the road before. Lewis, you're good, man. Just, Just, just go, man. You're good, Lois. Just go. Follow. Follow your dreams.

[A]

Skinny pedal on the right.

[B]

Use the force to close your eyes.

[A]

Oh, Justin. Justin could drive. We could get Justin to do it. How about you?

[C]

I think only if he wears pajamas.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I think us being cops really does help. We're excellent drivers. And Jimmy's a NASCAR fan, so he channels it and he's had i4 experience.

[A]

I. I've also been trained by the US Department of State to drive.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If we had everybody in here come as like the crew and everything, like the gas guys.

[B]

And can you imagine how many people from Patreon would show up to this event and just our cheering section alone.

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

And then if we. If we. If we wreck and we're out of the race, we just start a fight. We just start a fight. Yeah.

[C]

Nick would be a great one too.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Cussing people out in that Philly accent. And Nick.

[A]

No, Nick's. Nick's the crew chief. Nick's the crew chief. He's the one on the radio.

[C]

We bring. We bring Nick in the. And The u. S. Marine vet guy. We don't tell him that they're both coming, and we put them in the pit together. Tire changers.

[A]

Did you guys. Did you guys see Robert Duvall died?

[C]

I did.

[B]

I did, yeah. Yesterday. Yeah, we talked about.

[A]

Because the only reason I'm thinking about is because, you know, he played the crew chief in days of thunder.

[C]

Thunder. Yeah, he played.

[B]

He played the s. The senior officer.

[A]

In colors, and I mean, he was in apocalypse now and the great Santini. I mean, he.

[C]

Dude, I don't want to drive. I want to be the. I want to be the. The guy on the radio.

[B]

Mike doesn't want to do it. Mike slowly gets out of doing. No, I wanna let somebody else drive, man. I don't want to.

[C]

I want to be the pit crew. I want to be the pit crew chief. The crew chief.

[B]

No, you gotta drive.

[A]

Yeah, I. I want to drive. I. I want to drive that car.

[C]

In the passenger seat. I'll ride the passenger seat.

[A]

Mike's like, hey, we gotta the walls right there.

[C]

Jimmy, the race is over. Jimmy.

[A]

Mike's back there. Like, jimmy, like, I'm driving the car, and I'm driving too good. Mike's up there. He's like, jimmy, you got a pick. What are you talking about?

[C]

Jimmy, you got to go straight. Jimmy, straight, straight.

[B]

There's a bunch of video footage of Mike in the car.

[A]

Mike, we got a clown. We got a clown on the front of the car. Nobody knows what it means. Puts us.

[C]

No. Lewis is no analytics.

[B]

Lewis is the videographer, and he's coding.

[C]

The best part of the videographer was when you try to the vfw. Eventually, yeah, the camera pointed the wrong way. Like, Lewis, focus right here on the table with everybody sitting at it.

[A]

Oh, my God. I. I want to win. Now that I know about this thing, like, I want to win it. Like, I want to win.

[B]

You ever seen that. That movie death race? Yes, I love that movie. The first one. Awesome.

[A]

Twisted metal. Did you see twisted metal?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Death race is essentially like a version of twisted metal, you know, but they've got a race for their freedom and some future. Yeah, it's awesome. Dude, they got that mustang.

[A]

What if JoJo drives? JoJo could drive. She likes to drive.

[B]

Stop. Jimmy's like, what about your kids? Anybody want to drive?

[C]

Children. Who wants to win? Forget it.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

I thought she liked it. I thought she liked to drive.

[C]

To want to win beyond your wildest dreams.

[A]

I'm good with that. Like.

[B]

Like.

[A]

I want to win. Win. Like, I.

[B]

We can select the Drivers, if you want to win. I'm probably not your driver. Neither is Mike. So we can select Jimmy. Jimmy. We can let Jimmy pick a crew of drivers that are. Want to win.

[A]

Yeah, we can't, obviously.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can't hear them. They got to be in the. They got to be either Patreon or, you know, supporters or in the network somehow.

[B]

I will race, and I just.

[A]

Wait, what about Jay? Jay's run from the cops before, right? I bet he can drive.

[C]

He pulls over. He pulls.

[A]

He pulls over. Damn.

[C]

He gets caught all the time.

[A]

There's.

[B]

We gotta know some kind of racers. Somebody's got to have experience in racing cars.

[C]

I think the point is to be, like, reckless, though. I am just drive crazy.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I'm. I. I can. I can. Yeah, it's. It's gonna be. It's gonna be Mario Kart in real life. That's.

[C]

Yeah, that's gonna be cool. You could throw stuff out the windows.

[B]

Yeah, that would be cool.

[A]

Can we. Can we set up, like, booby traps and.

[B]

All right, you know what? I'm going on Facebook Marketplace right now. I'm just gonna look. I'm just looking. I'm just shopping. I'm window shopping. Like, my wife is on Amazon 20 hours a day.

[A]

Okay, what if we. Okay, if the car costs us nothing, does that mean we have 500 that we can put into it?

[C]

No, you can put as much into it for safety. The car itself can only cost.

[B]

You have to buy right straight up. Can't modify it at all. According to Pride Assassin, we have to look it up.

[C]

It might be a little skewed in.

[A]

His state right now. Four drivers, extra charge for more drivers. If you're not first, you're last, says Jay.

[B]

All right, all right, all right. I got a 2011. No, trying to keep it under five grand. Oh, 500.

[C]

500.

[B]

Where do you get a car for 500?

[C]

Rent a junction, Go down to the buy here, pay here.

[B]

Dude, we can talk them out of it. I've got a 500 Nissan autobah right here in Lake Mary.

[C]

There you are.

[B]

See, there's a 2014 Ford Tours for a thousand. Talk them down. Or be like, yo, five one, right?

[A]

Either that or. Or they can get a tax write off. They can donate it to veterans and get a tax write off.

[B]

My wife's texting me right now telling, I guarantee you it's, do not buy a car. Oh, she's at K Jewelers. I'm buying a car. I don't care.

[C]

Dude, you had a. You spent A lot of money. Last week it was.

[B]

Okay, There's. There's reasons why it was a. At the time, I didn't have a lot of money when I got her a ring. So I got her a ring. And then we found out that K. I have a. Yeah, I have a silicone ring too. But we found out that K doesn't.

[C]

That's my entire investment.

[B]

We found out that K does a trade in program where they give you like 80 of your money back if you get another one. So essentially it was still cheap as hell.

[C]

Yeah, it's like a pirate Ponzi scheme. Yeah, it is your money. We'll give you a twenty thousand dollar ring for eight grand. As long as you trade your other one in.

[B]

Bro, I'll go buy this Nissan Altima right now. Dude. 500. I'm gonna show.

[A]

What's it look like? Can you show us a picture? Show us a picture.

[B]

Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, dude. Get ready. I gotta remove.

[A]

Does it run?

[B]

I don't know. I'm gonna.

[C]

We're gonna definitely run from the cops. We know that.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's got. It's definitely got a. All right, you guys ready?

[C]

Shoot it up too. We gotta put bullet holes in it.

[B]

We go. Use the stickers. It's white though, so it's going to be easy to paint.

[C]

That's really nice.

[A]

Yeah, it's really nice.

[B]

Oh, it's really nice. He's got a.

[A]

It's literally. The guy. The guy literally. He literally washed that car right before he took the pictures.

[C]

I got the. God in the back. We got the cross. We're ready, man. Look at it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Are we allowed to put another tire on it? I think you like it. Dude, you can't race 24 hours in that.

[C]

Hey, you can.

[B]

Oh, let me take off this thing.

[C]

Hadn't had an oil change in 19 years, man. That thing's fine.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so we're ripping out the back.

[C]

Got the spoiler on it. Built for speed. Man, look at that thing.

[A]

We. And we gotta. We gotta do it up it like the Copville car.

[C]

100.

[B]

180. 4,000.

[C]

Yeah, we're good.

[B]

It's a Nissan Mary.

[C]

Two owners, low miles. Grandma used to park in the garage. Everything.

[B]

Dude, bro, you want me to go give him 500 right now.

[C]

We gotta put up.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Oh, now the peanut gallery is quiet because we'd have to race this thing.

[C]

We gotta put.

[A]

I'm good with racing it.

[C]

I. I'm gonna Go straight pipes, too, man. We gotta get rid of the muffler. We gotta go straight pipes.

[B]

Yeah. Get rid of the muffler. We gotta paint it black. Right. So that way we can put our. Our sponsors on it. Right? Our sponsors go fed some elevated silence. We're putting another tire on it. I don't care. I can't. That'll. That'll make me. That. You can't. You can't have that.

[C]

That's.

[A]

Yeah, you want the. You don't want to riding around on the donut.

[C]

That's exactly.

[B]

We gotta have a fair shot. That's a safety thing. That's a safety thing. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, that's fair.

[C]

We don't. Max. We can't match it, though. That tire has to be a different rim.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Okay. I was gonna say, you want a different tire. Can we have four of the same tires?

[B]

Muffler under there, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Damn, bro. Like to take that thing to space.

[A]

Dude. This is. Okay, so the back seat's coming out for sure.

[B]

Yep. But we have 10 months, man. We can. We can. We can spray paint it if we don't want for paint.

[C]

You know, one of the cars had a shopping cart welded to the top of it. Like, we got to put stuff on it.

[A]

We got. The cross has to stay like, a.50.

[C]

Cal on the top. Like, we need all that.

[B]

Like a turret.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, Turret, dude. With a switch.

[A]

Make the. Make the doors look like they're made of canvas.

[C]

Yeah, I'd really shoot it. I wouldn't put stickers. I'd shoot it.

[A]

Yeah. We just need to make sure that the bullet holes don't go into anything.

[C]

Yeah. You go across.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Go have an elevated silence shooting day with the. With the best cans in the business, and then we shoot the car with them.

[A]

But we. We gotta make sure.

[B]

I can hit up any one of our sponsors, and they'd be like, I'll buy that for you right now. I will buy that car for you. I'll be the sole sponsor.

[C]

We got to look into this very serious. We have to.

[B]

I mean, look at the rules, dude.

[A]

All right, 20.

[B]

I'm about to go pay John Tavius $500 for this car right now.

[C]

Oh, it's Blackout.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

It's literally 2.2 miles away. 500 Nissan Ultima. That's God. Now, whether it runs. It sits in the parking lot and runs for 10 months. That's different. But also got to make sure. Yeah, Yeah.

[A]

I mean, like, the dude just washed it. And didn't do a good job of making sure the windows didn't have streaks in it.

[B]

I don't know. That looks like it might not be a John Tavia's house. Look at the. It's got bicycles I. On the wall in the garage.

[A]

That was definitely a John Tavius car.

[B]

The next car is. But is that a John Tavius house? Somebody still Christmas lights up. Okay. Neighbors still got Christmas lights up. That might be a problem.

[C]

So we got South Carolina. South Carolina is the next closest one.

[B]

No, we want to do Georgia in December. Right. We need the time. Are we gonna practice? Are we just gonna let this. We're just gonna take this thing down there on a trailer and hope send it, Dude.

[C]

Oh, there's one in Florida.

[B]

When?

[C]

December 18th.

[B]

Let's do it. Where in Florida?

[C]

Let me find out. Rally info. Oh, maybe that's not a race. Oh, yeah. Jacksonville. Oh, no, wait. Oh, no. This is across the road. Never mind, never mind. Hold on. That's like a show.

[A]

Can we put a light bar on it?

[C]

Road. Atlanta. Brazelton, Georgia.

[A]

Right, right. Come on.

[B]

Brazilton. I don't know where that is. One of those two. I don't care.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

One's closer. Brazilton sounds like it might have less. John Tavius's there.

[A]

Brazelton.

[B]

I'm glad. This is Patreon.

[A]

Yeah. Brazelton, Florida.

[B]

Brazilton, Georgia.

[A]

Oh, Georgia.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We put gunship on it. Ghetto gunship.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yes, yes. Okay, so Brazelton, steering wheel. That's between Athens and Atlanta. A little bit north of Athens. In Atlanta, we'll be going to the atl, baby.

[C]

It's a road track.

[A]

Oh, man. They got any. Well, I guess it's a 24 hour race. They're gonna make it a road trip.

[C]

It's 2:12 hours.

[B]

Quinn said give the car to Lewis at the end of the day. At the end of the race, we'll enter more races with it.

[C]

You race from nine to five on Saturday and nine to five on Sunday.

[B]

So it's not 24 hours consistent total.

[C]

No, it's. It's a gapped.

[A]

That's. I, you know, I. That sucks that. You know why they're doing that? It's because they don't want the liability for night driving, which just sucks because I'll wear nods for that.

[C]

We nods during the day if you want. Who cares?

[A]

I don't want to be blind. I don't want to up my night vision.

[C]

I have real South Carolina one. Hold on.

[A]

Put a bobcat in the back seat. No, I'll just have, like, a small.

[B]

Kitten ghetto gunship with a light bar on. On the top or turret. We can. We have to pick a turret or a light bar.

[A]

I like the light bar better.

[B]

Okay, we'll paint it black. We'll put the anti hero on the rear fenders behind the. The wheel tires. Right. Like. Like you would a Hellcat. Right, like, they put the Hellcat logo, but we'll put the anti hero skull on each side. We'll put some sponsors. We'll put ghetto. Ghetto gunship on it. Yeah.

[A]

Has to be somewhere. Like, what. What are we putting on the hood? It's got to be Copville.

[B]

No, it's. Well, dude, we can make money with this. We can hit up our sponsors. Be like, not only are we gonna race this thing, we're gonna make so much content with it. It's.

[A]

Yeah, dude, like, because I'll be in there all the time working them. Are you kidding me?

[C]

That's pretty cool.

[B]

Mishman says. Yes, definitely a light bar. Tires are safety good. Cutter says, how many times you gonna get stopped before getting into the studio?

[A]

That's what I was thinking. Like. Like, we are so getting pulled over in this car, like, by everybody. Like, so Mike is gonna have to be in the passenger seat because it's gonna be like, all right, this is cop.

[B]

I'm gonna call Mike. I'm gonna call. It's been on. Here's the thing is it might not run because it's been for 507 weeks.

[A]

Well, that. That. Okay, but if it doesn't run.

[B]

Engine runs and drives, but work. But needs work. As coolant is leaking out of the head, causing it to have high coolant temp. It was not ran while overheated. Also needs a Freon recharge due to.

[A]

I don't give a.

[B]

About to return it. Car needs work. Willing to take reasonable offers. Clean Title C. Okay.

[C]

Give him 50 bucks.

[B]

I'll give him 500 bucks. Dude, I don't care. He says it runs.

[C]

Yeah, but then it leaks. Yeah, but this thing's got to run 24 hours.

[A]

It's good. It's leaking coolant, and it has high coolant temps. And we're going to be running this thing at its max rpm.

[B]

Are we allowed to fix that or no?

[A]

Yeah, we have to be allowed to fix that.

[C]

I'll do some more research. It's a lot to read.

[A]

All right.

[C]

All right.

[A]

I mean, okay, here. Oh, I. I got a plan, but we can't do it on know. I Mean it. We could. We could go to. And be like, dude, take this thing to a. I'm gonna pay you the money. Go take this thing to a mechanic and get that head fixed. I don't. Not leaking.

[B]

Cool.

[C]

That's why I gotta look at the rules. It's 500 to buy it. I don't know if it has to be like, bought and then ran in the exact same way. Like, obviously you don't.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Can't run. It's gonna make it three lives and die. That's not. That's not.

[B]

Yeah. That can't be. Yeah.

[A]

You have to be able to modify it.

[B]

No, not modify it. Just fix it reasonably.

[A]

That's what I mean. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, yeah. There would be dudes modifying these things. Dumping 10 grand into it. That's what you're not allowed to do. But you're. Yeah.

[A]

That means cooling on the engine. That's a big no go. Clint's exactly right.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

So it's leaking coolant. Right? It. And it's leaking it out of the head. That means there's coolant in the engine. Like, that's. That's.

[B]

Okay. So don't get it. Not worth even 500 bucks.

[A]

Dude. We'd have to pull that engine out.

[B]

Oh, okay. Never mind. I'm just trying to get this to race for 12 hours in December. I don't.

[A]

Let me see. What does it say again? All right. Well, let me read that one more time. Engine runs but needs work to. As coolant is leaking out of the head, causing it to have high. Coolant went down. Okay, Let me do something here. It's a 97, right?

[B]

1997, baby.

[A]

Oh, he got a failed head.

[B]

Challenger.

[A]

Got a failed head gasket. Cracked head gasket. Or a leak in the intake manifold. Gasket smoke. High idle. Milky oil. Immediate professional inspection is required. Yeah. That will blow the gaskets out of that thing.

[B]

But how are you gonna get a car for 500? You have to buy these cars. You're not going to get a car for less than like, that's. That's the whole point of this race. I think we. We all keep jumping back and forth with that. Is that you're supposed to buy this car.

[C]

Yeah. It's got to be able to run, though.

[B]

Okay. Then.

[A]

A DIY we could. We could probably fix it for 30 bucks, but it's going to require a lot of labor.

[B]

I don't. I don't know how to do that.

[A]

That's okay.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

I think I could Probably. I think I can figure that out. I really do. Here, hang on. Let's see. We just need to figure out where it's. If it's leaking from the head gasket, we got to figure that out. Like, where is it leaking from?

[C]

From?

[A]

Like it's leaking from the head.

[B]

Yes, Tristan, we're trying to figure out if we can pay to fix that.

[A]

If it's a cracked cylinder.

[B]

Or if.

[A]

If. Like, you can't.

[B]

That's a vital. That's a crack cylinder. No, but he didn't say that, so.

[A]

Right. He said. He said it's leaking from the head.

[B]

But could that indicate that there is a crack cylinder?

[A]

Yeah. Do not do a head gasket outside. That's absolutely correct. Keep everything clean and dust free. One race a year is 24 hours.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cracked head. That's that.

[C]

He spent too much time off base in Columbus, Georgia. You end up leaking from the head. Clint knows about that.

[A]

Hey, did you see that an 82nd Airborne soldier and his Ukrainian girlfriend got murdered? I did see that in Fayetteville.

[B]

It sounds about right. But no, I didn't see that.

[A]

It was a Ukrainian girlfriend's ex. Ex. Boyfriend, and he ran back to Ohio. And.

[B]

One of my buddies was dating a Hooters chick slut. And was all in love with her, and they were all in love together. And then all of a sudden, one day, going to work, and they're like, goldberg was murdered last night. And turns out, dude went to their house, hit him with a.308 right to the chest, sat at the front door, sat down, and let the police take him in. All of that over a Hooters girl, bro.

[A]

Still got Dorito dust in the cleavage.

[C]

And their wings, not even that good.

[B]

And their wings aren't even that good.

[A]

I mean, Twin Peaks is probably about the only good place to go.

[B]

500 car is in a junkyard, not a driveway. I don't know what that means.

[C]

Oh, you got to go to a junkyard and get it. Yeah.

[B]

You have to go to a junkyard and get it.

[C]

Yeah, that's easy. That's even better.

[A]

I like that better.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I mean, if the engine runs right, we need to look at cars that were made between in the 80s and 90s, right? Because then they're not going to have a bunch of emission in there. They're not going to have a bunch of sensors in there. It's going to be really easy to work on. You can figure that out. But the after 2000 especially, like, it becomes a real pain in the ass. Can any of you guys drive stick?

[B]

Yeah. My first car is 16 years old. Was sick.

[C]

Mine too.

[B]

Nick, yours is going out tonight, so it'll probably be like 2 days shipping. Not coming from China. Cockeyed and weird.

[A]

I say it again. Miata. No, we're not driving that mop, man.

[B]

See, I think buying a 50 car from a junkyard and spend a few hundred on a motor to bolt in would. I mean, you can get a motor for a few hundred bucks. I don't know.

[A]

Depends on.

[B]

I'm not castle out here putting in a engine in myself. I don't know how to do that.

[A]

Engine's not the hard part. It's whether or not the engine will fit. And. And if we got engine, son the engine hooking up the engine is not engines. Okay, I got it now. It took me a minute. Do you know.

[B]

I mean, you know how to do that?

[A]

I've done it before. I did it on a 67 Mustang.

[B]

I've done it. I've done a lot of things once before too. Doesn't mean I didn't.

[A]

Well, I mean. Well, here's the good news, right? Pretty much anything that you're going to want to do, there's a YouTube video for, right? So even if we don't know.

[C]

I'm sure there's YouTube video on building like the space shuttle, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to do it. No.

[B]

Apparently they can't get back.

[C]

They're going this week. Aren't they going soon or next month?

[A]

Yeah, they're going in March.

[C]

Going back. Don't forget the word back.

[A]

Yeah. Factor costs you laps. Sell it to someone, have it sold back for like 200.

[B]

Man, there is a lot of ways around that. Yeah, I could buy it for 500, sell it to Jimmy for 500 and then buy it back.

[C]

But here's the thing. There's. He's right. The rules. I was watching, like, they research and if they find out you did anything wrong or lie, you get like, humiliated. It's part of the race. Like, there's penalties and things that happen. Like, hilarious. Like you do something on the track wrong, they like call you in the pit and like hold you down with water and like throw at you. It's a whole thing. It's like a massive social media event.

[B]

Let's go. Dude.

[A]

Dude, the more I hear about this, the more I'm like, who gives a. We'll pay a thousand dollars and get humiliated. Like, you know what I mean? I don't. I just don't want it.

[B]

I don't think that Ultima's going anywhere, so.

[A]

All right, let me.

[B]

Mike's gonna do one of those things where he absolutely says, yeah, I'll handle it, and then never goes to a junkyard and never does anything.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Clint. Clint, call me when this is over. Between. I got a meeting on the discord board at 2 o'. Clock.

[C]

Business meeting. Do you hear that? Yeah. One more business meeting Tyler's gonna have today.

[A]

Well, you guys have enough business meetings. The least I can do is do the Discord for you.

[B]

Clint says Jimmy gets waterboarded.

[A]

Oh, hey, speaking of waterboarded, did y' all see that? TK made a comeback. Talking about, like, AI and, like, the things that we have to do to stop the AI from deceiving people and like that.

[B]

I did not. Is he back? TK's back.

[A]

TK is back, baby.

[B]

All right, well, we will keep you guys informed about the. The lemon race and what we choose to buy and purchase, and I want to do it. Is there an entry fee? That's probably the most expensive part.

[C]

You gotta, like, sign up. I gotta go look at all that. Sign it up.

[B]

All right. All right, gents. See you tomorrow. We got a. We got a guest. We got.

[A]

In the meantime, I'll start looking at cars.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's probably just gonna be one of those things. We just pick one up and.

[A]

Really?

[B]

What? Are you talking to me? You.

[A]

You said our guest was Sheriff.

[B]

Who? Sanders?

[C]

Yes. Thurston County.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Sheriff Sanders, Not Colonel Sanders. Cool. Really?

[A]

Yeah, I know. That's.

[C]

That was good. We dug them up. We found the recipe. Yeah.

[A]

It was up there with the moon lady.

[B]

I didn't know who he was. So the fact that you were recognizing the name, I was like, did you know who I'm talking about?

[A]

No. No, I didn't. I didn't hear the. I didn't get the name right. I thought he said somebody else, and I was like, wait, what? Who?

[B]

The journal.

[A]

So.

[B]

All right, guys, we'll see you tomorrow.

[C]

11:00Am.

[A]

All right, later, Gu.

[B]

Jv team for life.