CASUAL FRIDAY (02/13/2026)

Summary

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The Antihero Broadcast – CASUAL FRIDAY (02/13/2026)

Podcast: The Antihero Broadcast
Date: February 13, 2026
Hosts: Mike, Jimmy, Tyler
Episode Theme:
A laid-back, interactive "Casual Friday" episode designed for veterans, first responders, and blue-collar Americans. The hosts react to policing videos, discuss recent law enforcement news and internal politics, share personal stories, inviting audience participation while displaying the camaraderie and dark humor common in their fields.

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Episode Overview

"Casual Friday" lives up to its name: video reactions, inside jokes, news stories from the law enforcement world, and honest conversations about systemic issues. The crew brings together stories from the street, personal and professional reflections, and banter in a fast-paced, informal format. Listeners not only get entertainment, but also a candid glimpse into the realities and culture of policing and blue-collar life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Law Enforcement Incident Review: Jacksonville OIS

• [03:43–06:58]
  • Segment begins with break-down of a recent officer-involved shooting in Jacksonville, FL.
  • Guest and hosts reconstruct the night: armed domestic call, suspect flees, is located by police at family member's home, confrontation with knife, suspect shot after aggressive advance despite commands.
  • Notable that "all three officers involved were on their first night out of field training" ([06:03] Tyler, [06:21] Jimmy).
  • Discussion about readiness of rookies, psychological toll, and the pace of OIS in Jacksonville: "That's Jacksonville's fifth officer-involved shooting this year already." ([06:36] Tyler).
  • Reflection on insufficient training and the importance of mental preparation for both new and experienced officers.

2. Internal Law Enforcement Politics and Budget Woes

• [11:12–16:44]
  • Tyler details a tip about a command staff member misusing agency vehicles/gas for personal trips.
  • Host describes the irony: agency can't afford to send an Honor Guard to Police Week after officer deaths, but leadership makes personal use of resources.
  • Tyler: "That's where my problem starts to unfold...if, hey, we got plenty of money and we're going to let you do it...But when we can't afford to honor the worst thing that happened to this agency...and yet you spend thousands on gas for personal trips, it's wrong."
  • He details how the budget process has no real checks and balances, sharing he received a full agency budget found in a Goodwill bin ([15:24] Tyler).
  • Hosts highlight widespread support for exposing these practices, and how internal pressure and public frustration are mounting.

3. Reflections & Camaraderie: Street Stories and Mental Health

• [19:00–31:00]
  • The crew shares and reacts to body cam/police video footage:
    • Chases, fights, arrests, and one case where a suspect tries to eat dope off the hood of a police cruiser.
    • Stories range from adrenaline-pumping to darkly comic—a window into day-to-day cop reality.
    • Commentary features gallows humor, sharp critiques of their own and others' actions ("You get to beat me back with the stick if you take it from me," [38:22] Mike).
  • Mental health recurring theme: "We have post-dump freakouts, because when something happens, we're very calm. And then as soon as everything's good, you're like, 'oh shit!'" ([32:01] Mike).
  • They recount moments of extreme calm under pressure, notably Jimmy removing food from his choking son and how spouses are amazed officers seem unshakable on duty ([32:34] Jimmy).

4. Agency Culture, Training, and “The Good Old Days”

• [38:15–43:44]
  • Discussion of law enforcement tools, culture and the shift from "baton" policing to less-lethals like Tasers.
  • Historical perspective: How lawmen used to operate ("Wyatt Earp is one of the greatest lawmen...he'd knock people out and drag them to jail," [39:01] Jimmy).
  • The tension between old and new methods, and public perceptions of police use-of-force.

5. Social Media, Public Image, and Law Enforcement Recruitment

• [43:59–48:11, 51:19, 53:07]
  • Tyler discusses his time managing social media for his agency, and how viral arrest posts became a recruitment/PR tool—mixing humor ("Bad day in Florida is better than a good day anywhere else," [48:08] Tyler).
  • Critique of recent, corny recruitment videos: "Dude, we are all now dumber for having watched that," ([47:46] Jimmy).
  • The hosts riff on how agencies publicly tout successes but are quick to hang officers out to dry if something goes sideways.

6. Casual Banter, Jokes, and Team Chemistry

• Throughout
  • Hosts roast each other, joke about everything from exploding Sprites ([57:38] Tyler) to mishaps getting their nails done ([71:50] Mike).
  • There's a recurring thread about inside jokes and pranks, like someone possibly shaking up drinks before others open them.
  • Audience members in the live chat get shoutouts and sometimes become part of the banter.

7. Audience Q&A and Advice: Raising Boys and Fatherhood

• [89:04–90:52]
  • Listener asks for advice on raising sons with morals.
  • Mike & Jimmy: "Teaching them how to be young men...you start early, with even the cookie in the cookie jar. Consequences matter."
  • Emphasis on introducing them to standards, discipline, and faith.

8. Drug Cartel Drone Incident at Border & Law Enforcement Skepticism

• [85:01–87:41]
  • The crew dissects recent news: airspace over El Paso was shut down due to a drone swarm—allegedly from the cartel.
  • Jimmy: "They were actually armed drones...the counter-drone unit went out and dispatched all these drones."
  • Mike & Tyler question official narratives: "That doesn’t make sense. If it’s just a civilian drone and we overreacted, the government will make it sound more dramatic to save face."

9. Law Enforcement Nostalgia, TV Shows in the Sandbox, and Pop Culture

• [104:04–106:21]
  • Reminiscing about deployment days and the bootleg DVD trade in Iraq; favorite TV shows—Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, The Shield.
  • Fun facts: Sons of Anarchy is based on Hamlet ([105:54] Jimmy); Den of Thieves inspired by operator-led bank robberies.

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Notable/Memorable Quotes

• On Rookie Cops in Tragedy:
  "All three shooters, first day off FTO, on solo patrol on their own."
  – Tyler, [06:06]

• On Agency Budget Corruption:
  "We don’t have enough money to send an honor guard to Police Week…But it’s okay to go spend a couple hundred bucks a trip, personal business. That’s where my problem starts to unfold."
  – Tyler, [13:07]

• On Maintaining Composure:
  "Freaking out’s not gonna help."
  – Jimmy, [32:47]

• On Old School Policing:
  "There’s a code of honor…If I go to beat you with the stick and you take it from me, you get to beat me back with that stick…"
  – Mike, [38:22]

• On “Blue Line” Car Stickers:
  "If I have to stop 99 police supporters to get one drug dealer with a blue line sticker, it’s not worth the damage. I’m not pulling over police supporters."
  – Mike, [96:26]

• On Manhood and Responsibility:
  "Actions have consequences. And I don’t care if you’re four years old or not – there’s consequences for what’s gonna happen here…"
  – Jimmy, [89:48]

• On Handling Tragedy and Brotherhood:
  "I can’t have my heroes and rescuers freaking out on a call…"
  – Jimmy, [32:55]

• On Policing’s Dark Humor:
  "Watching this kid eat dope off the hood—dude, T-Rexes it and eats it right off the hood. Watch this!"
  – Mike, [21:37]

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Most Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Rookie officers' first night turns deadly in Jacksonville, FL [06:03–06:58]
• Explosive commentary on department mismanagement and police budgets [11:12–16:44]
• Dope-eating suspect video breakdown [21:37]
• Bodycam chaos: pursuing suspects, shootings, life-saving measures [24:41–31:01]
• Composure in crisis: saving a choking child [32:33]
• Tyler's "dad joke" arrest reports as social media captions [47:46–48:08]
• Cultural banter: pedicures and masculine self-care jokes [72:46]
• Advice for fathers raising boys [89:04–90:52]
• El Paso 'cartel drone' incident, hosts' skepticism [85:01–87:41]
• Nostalgia: illicit TV and movie trade while deployed [104:04–105:55]

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Audience Interaction & Call-Ins

• Regular shout-outs to live chat participants, like “Jay from the UK.”
• Listeners invited to call in, but few do—hosts encourage more engagement ([111:00], [113:22]).
• Multiple product and sponsor promotions, but mostly quick and off-the-cuff.

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Episode Tone & Style

• Authentic, irreverent, fast-talking, and laced with first-responder banter and gallows humor.
• Direct, occasionally crass, and deeply loyal to their “tribe”—veterans, first responders, blue-collar workers.
• Candid: Not afraid to criticize leadership, training, or public perception, but also celebrate moments of bravery and brotherhood.

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Summary

This “Casual Friday” is a window into the real world of policing, blending urgent news, streetwise humor, behind-the-scenes stories, and honest reflection. There’s a strong bond between the hosts, all heavily shaped by their careers—a dynamic that makes the show feel much like a late-night squad room. Despite the jokes and teasing, the underlying message is serious: the system is flawed, the job is stressful, and only together—with humor and vigilance—can these men and women survive and fight for what’s right.

For anyone who wants a blunt, inside look at the daily realities, challenges, and camaraderie of modern law enforcement, this episode delivers both entertainment and insight.

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Transcript

[Jimmy]

Kids, they grow up so fast.

[Mike]

One day they're taking their first steps.

[Tyler]

And the next they don't fit into.

[Mike]

The tiny sneakers they took them in. You blink your eyes and their princess dress is two sizes too small. And their dinosaur backpack isn't cool anymore. But don't cry because they're growing up. Smile because you can profit off of it. For real. There are a bunch of parents on depop looking for the stuff your kid.

[Jimmy]

Just grew out of.

[Mike]

Download depop to start selling. Team for life.

[Jimmy]

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

[Mike]

It is casual Friday, baby. Friday the 13th, 2026. The anti hero broadcast is the news entertainment broadcast for all veterans, first responders and blue collar Americans. This show is brought to you by. I got an echo.

[Jimmy]

You sound good on my end.

[Tyler]

I can hear it.

[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

No echo.

[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

I don't hear it.

[Mike]

Unless the chat. If they hear it. But.

[Jimmy]

While we're doing that, I'm gonna go ahead and drop the Discord link in the chat. Go to the discord if you're not already. It's.

[Mike]

It's pretty cool.

[Jimmy]

Let's see if it'll do it. Yeah, it won't.

[Tyler]

It's got to be the post.

[Jimmy]

Oh, oh, okay. So I gotta go do it on the. On the actual YouTube channel.

[Tyler]

Or Tyler can do. Yeah, you'll have to hit the main account. I'll have to post it, which is him because he's logged in stream yard.

[Mike]

What does that even mean?

[Tyler]

If you can't like it, they don't let you solicit your own business essentially in somebody else's chat. So if I try to put my Copville address in, it's going to say blocked because you can't solicit without permissions. You're the only one that can post any links or anything that's so that.

[Jimmy]

Some of your hosts don't try to steal. Steal your business or.

[Tyler]

Former. Or former hosts.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

Oh man. Guys, I have some, I have some pretty cool videos, dude.

[Jimmy]

Oh, wow.

[Mike]

Me before I was cool. Before, before I checked out.

[Tyler]

Dude, before we jack you off, can we watch this one? I got ready?

[Mike]

Yeah, real quick. Yep.

[Tyler]

Load that up. Tell me when it's up so I can push play.

[Mike]

Hit it up.

[Tyler]

Thank y' all for coming out this morning. So last night at about 10:10pm Officers were. Officers were dispatched to a an armed subject, a domestic situation. And it ultimately ended up at a location on Foxdale Drive. And that's where officers encountered him the second time. And I will let the undershirt give.

[Jimmy]

You the details of the investigation.

[Guest Speaker]

Hey, good morning. So last night at approximately 10:10pm Officers responded to a call of an armed domestic violence call in District 6. That subject was reported to be armed with a knife and he had made threats to his wife stating something to the effect of that they were both going to die that night. That suspect fled the scene before officers could arrive. However, once the officers arrived on that scene, they spoke to the victim and they were able to speak to that suspect on the phone. That suspect made statements to the officers on the phone that he was not going to go back to prison and they were going to have to kill him. So they got information from the victim that the suspect had probably fled to a family member's house, which was in District 5. Those officers coordinated with officers in District 5. Those officers around 12:30am Responded to the 7, 800 block of Foxtail Lane. Once they arrived, they located the vehicle that the suspect had been reported driving. When they walked up to that vehicle, that suspect was sitting in the car. They started talking to him briefly, asked him to exit the vehicle. As he was exiting the vehicle, they observed him grab a large knife. He came out of the vehicle and started aggressively approaching those officers, yelling something that they were going to have to shoot him. They tried to create space. He kept advancing on them and they fired several times. He dropped the knife, fell to the ground and they immediately went into life saving measures, performing cpr. That suspect was taken into custody and transported to a local hospital where he later died from his injuries.

[Tyler]

There you go. That's good. I'm gonna blow your mind. You ready? Yeah. All three shooters, first day off FTO on solo patrol on their own.

[Mike]

Oh, wow.

[Jimmy]

All Three.

[Tyler]

All three officers shot. They killed a guy. And I got information that it was their first solo beat night in their careers outside of fto. And there was the. Welcome to the. Welcome to the show. We talk about mental health and preparation and being ready and, you know, you coming out of the academy know, good for them. We talk about basic training, and they're not. They're not training guys, right. These guys got thrown into the wolves den night one. That's Jacksonville. That's Jacksonville's fifth officer involved shooting of this year already.

[Jimmy]

And this. Jville, Florida, right?

[Tyler]

Jacksonville, Florida.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Holy.

[Mike]

Catherine Whitbeck said, how hard is it for a department to find a cop to covered for a sick cop? We don't have to just call out sick random. How hard is it for a department to find a cop to cover for a sick cop? Yeah, you just call out sick, dude. You got sick days just like everybody else. Use them. Yeah, dude. So we dropped a clip that was pretty old today, the Elizabeth Lane stuff, but I have some other clips. I was talking to Jimmy. I have some clips made, but one of them is the. It. It's us talking about Sean Ryan being in the CIA asset. And I'm like, man, I just don't want to cause problems because we all have the same lawyer.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I don't want to cause problems.

[Jimmy]

Mike's on one this morning. He had a whole ass car ride home to ruminate.

[Tyler]

I woke up new. I woke up to better news.

[Mike]

What?

[Tyler]

Well, I got the full update this morning.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I. I told him what we talked about last night, Jimmy. Okay. After he left. Yeah. Are you on your mint diet again?

[Tyler]

Just go. Come on.

[Mike]

What?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Chewing my mint.

[Mike]

But, yeah. So that one and then the Dan Crenshaw one. But to be honest with you, dude, I. I don't know if Dan Crenshaw is that bad of a dude.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy.

[Mike]

I'm just.

[Tyler]

I'm saying, what, he's like that commie marine now?

[Mike]

I'm just asking, what has Dan Crenshaw done? Everybody says insider trading. Do we have any proof of that?

[Tyler]

We have any proof of the Epstein files?

[Mike]

No.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Mike]

So I'm just asking.

[Tyler]

I guess everybody's innocent.

[Mike]

That and there's some other.

[Tyler]

You have your buddy Eddie Gallagher saying he absolutely didn't help and he lied. But.

[Mike]

All right, so. But I just. Dan said what happened. He said that I wanted it. I knew how to do it my way. He's like. Which would have worked. And they didn't like that way. And they wanted Me to do it their way, which wouldn't have worked. He's like, I know how to do this.

[Tyler]

When I talked to. When I talked to Eddie, the big thing and Andrew was they. All they wanted Dan to do was include one line in there that he can be released from jail and go home on bond pending trial. And Dan did not include that. I think that was the biggest hang up they didn't really care about. They came down to one wanted one, one wanted the other, or submit them both. But I know that the final straw was they just wanted that language in there, and Dan didn't include it.

[Mike]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jimmy]

There's a lot more going on in the SEAL teams behind the scenes than we know about.

[Mike]

Are we allowed to talk about the new conspiracy behind the. About a bot raid? Like, why they really don't want it to come out?

[Jimmy]

I mean, I don't have any problems with talking about any of it. I wasn't there. I wasn't there on the ground. But I mean, like, I do have a brain in my head. And like, Mike is fond of saying, like, I got a ged, but I've dealt with a lot of it. You know, I'm sure that if I. If I paint the picture, we talk about it like you can look at the evidence yourself and make a determination. This is all conjecture.

[Mike]

There it is.

[Tyler]

Good morning. Good morning, sweetheart. Good morning.

[Jimmy]

Speaking about good morning, I. I was standing behind the. The pylon out front smoking a cigarette, and Tyler pulled up and I. I walk out and I was like, good morning. And he's like, whoa. Oh, my God.

[Mike]

No. I pulled up and I saw him, and he was behind the pillar. And then I backed in. I got out, and I didn't see him anymore. Like, I must have went inside, and I'm walking inside the door, and Jimmy goes, good morning. Like, right. Like, I felt like it was right in my face. It wasn't.

[Jimmy]

There was. There was plenty of space.

[Tyler]

I got a great call this morning. I got a great call this morning. I got another. Because, you know, I like to go after my admin. I got a whole nother tip of confirmed misuse of vehicle and gas. Again, same people. And maybe. Does it matter? I mean, let me run this by. You're. You're still working Orange County. I'm sorry? You're working somewhere, Orange county, near Orange county, and you decide you're. You're. Your significant other is landing in Tampa about that far away on an airport. Can you get in your work car and drive to Tampa, pick them Up?

[Mike]

No. Okay.

[Tyler]

So it's, it's, it's. It's the significance of. Now, command member. Can the command staff member. I mean, that's up to the public. But this one, I might have video of an actual ring conversation where they talk about it, that he's. Where he's going and what he's doing.

[Mike]

So is he actually going to the airport to pick up significant other or something different?

[Tyler]

No, that's what he's doing. Grandkid flying in from another state.

[Mike]

Guy trying to see his grandkid Mike.

[Tyler]

Huh? Me too. Okay. Unfortunately, I have. I don't make 180 grand. I've only made X amount of dollars. And the guy. Would you not, Would you not think that the people that make more money, like we're making all this money, we probably can afford our own gas and our own car to go, or should I also tax the taxpayers as well?

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, I gotta. That's an interesting question, because if you're like, if you go to your, your boss and you're like, hey, I'm picking up my grandson, you know, I'm still a cop. Can I pick him up in the cop car? He would think it was a really cool ride. You know, can I, can I do that? I mean, would somebody say no to that?

[Tyler]

Absolutely not. If you. Now, I will say whenever I'm going.

[Mike]

To another part of the state, maybe. I think they would be like, I love the idea man, but we can't answer to if you had a car accident.

[Tyler]

How about this? I'll paint a little bit more picture, though. So we had. Unfortunately, Terry, my great friend, was murdered in the line of duty. They are asking the public for donations to fund the honor guard to go up there for police Week. So we're at such a budget crisis in this county that we don't even have enough money to send an honor guard to Police Week to support the worst catastrophe in the history. This is second worst. We've lost two people now in the history of the agency. We don't have enough money to say, hey, we're going to send everybody. We have to ask the public for donations. That's how much of a crisis this guy has the agency in. But it's okay to go spend a couple hundred dollars a trip. Personal business. I don't. That's where my problem starts to unfold. It wouldn't be a big deal if, hey, we got plenty of money and we're going to let you do it. We're gonna let you do it. We'll let you do it. Okay, cool. And this is where leadership that holier than thou, like, I can do whatever I want, and then I can turn around and go, oh, by the way, we don't have any money. Well, how many times have you gone to the airport? How many vacations have you gone on? How many times does this happen?

[Mike]

Where?

[Tyler]

150 bucks. I get it. One trip. Round trip Tahoe. But 75, 80 bucks. Okay, big deal. What if that happens? 25, 30, 45 times a year. Now you're talking a couple thousand dollars. So I think it all ties into just wasteful spending, and there's no checks and balances. And it. I'll do it. I'll keep doing it. I don't care. I'll keep following. Cool.

[Jimmy]

Who is in charge of the budget? I mean, like, when they sit down and they do a budget meeting, and it's like, okay, what do we have in the budget? And who is monitoring this stuff in real time?

[Tyler]

There's a comptroller who's a. And they're basically the accountant of the agency. And then the sheriff gets, okay, this is our budget from last year. This is. They go around and they send memoirs all to all the different departments. What equipment do you think you're going to need? What? I have a copy of it. I have an actual copy of. Somebody threw a budget away and ended up in Goodwill, and somebody brought me a copy of the budget, so I have to share my budget right here.

[Mike]

How many people are supporting you through this?

[Tyler]

Everybody. Everybody.

[Mike]

A budget on a thumb.

[Tyler]

In another city. In another city. It was an hour away, 45 minutes away. And they're like, hey, you might want it. Axon. Yeah, they threw it away. It's an Axon jump drive, dude.

[Jimmy]

This has the 2020.

[Tyler]

It was at a Goodwill in. In a townie city south of here in a bin with a bunch of. That somebody threw away. And they gave me a copy of the entire 2022 budget. So I was able to study how this stuff works. So they'll say, you know, all right, Jimmy, you're. You're in charge of the shadow cast. How much. What's your budget going to be for next year? This is what you spent last year. Well, I need a new camera. I'm potentially going to need to hire one more guy. So you submit, like, your portion. So every department submits some portion of their budget. They put it all together, and they say, okay, we need $79 million. And they're like, well, that's 18 million more than Last year. How do, how do we get. What are we doing? And then they start to go through it and, you know, overtime, equipment hire, all that stuff. But it's all a sham. And obviously they fabricate numbers. But when I get what I'm telling you is email just went out last week again, freeze on all civilian hiring positions, a freeze on all transfers within the agency on law enforcement. So we're at a budget crisis again. We can't afford to send a monor guard to honor the worst thing that ever happened in this agency in the last 30 years. To spend four guys that go up and watch her name get engraved on the wall and support her. Can't afford that. But you can afford gas to drive freely throughout the world on the county dime. It adds up. It adds up and adds up. And that's where we're at.

[Jimmy]

Jesus.

[Mike]

Keep on fighting the good fight, Mike. You're the reason why somebody's got to do it.

[Tyler]

I mean, I'm literally. I woke up to that this morning. I got a message from a person, I have no idea who they are, and said, hey, I want to tell you something. And I had a phone call and they went through the whole thing and.

[Jimmy]

Mike, how long have you been running this large human intelligence network?

[Tyler]

My actually, if you look, it's been a year, two years. Today's a one year anniversary of Kavalog.com. it came up my time hop. I didn't start the first podcast till March, so we're one month away from me streaming the first time. So it's been just about a year.

[Jimmy]

That is a pretty, that's a, I mean, that's a pretty significant piece of information that you just got. Like, that would be like, you know, in my terms, it's like, you know, the bad guys just threw away, you know, a bunch of stuff. And it's on digital and now I have access to it to scrape the data.

[Tyler]

I got a person that called me and says, I have ring camera from my house of a conversation with one of these people. I'm willing to send it to you. They're fed up, the taxpayers are fed up and they're going, I heard you. I mean, I'll read you part of the message. Because another agency within the county is Sebastian, which is a city and they have a police department. And I'll read you. Make sure I skirt this right. It says blah, blah, blah, blah. My so and so now works at Sebastian. They all love you there. They hate the sheriff and his assistant. So that's a police department and she. She has somebody that works there. So there's an entire 60 man police department within the sheriff within this county that goes, we can't stand that guy. And they're supporting what I'm doing and showing this corruption. And if there's 100 here, 100 there, dude, it grows and grows, man.

[Mike]

Dude, Squer asked, did you cover the local. The sheriff, racial slurs? I've been late recently to the meetings. Did you all cover the Mecklenburg?

[Tyler]

I think that was the. I think. Is he talking about Charlotte Mecklenburg? That was the black guy that couldn't figure out where he worked or what. What his job was as a sheriff. What. And he does have some videos of using like anti white slurs and stuff in meetings. But I haven't got. I haven't got there yet.

[Mike]

All right, so you guys ready to see. Mike started this vicious rumor about me.

[Jimmy]

That all I did spurious lies.

[Tyler]

Here we got 10 years and we got about three videos. Probably. Go ahead.

[Mike]

You guys ready for this?

[Tyler]

All right.

[Mike]

I don't. I. I've watched. I haven't watched.

[Jimmy]

Did you put. Are you all ready for this? Over. Over these videos?

[Mike]

All right, so this first one is a dude that I stopped out with just a 13p and a. He did. Oh, Jimmy. Remember when the lighter thing. I was like. I was just talking to him and he was acting weird. And I go, I think he pulled out the lighter thing with the lanyard on it, the little. And I go, hey, man, take out your lighter. Or I said, can you take out your lighter for me? And he takes out his lighter. And I'm pretty sure this is a call where he had a crack rock in it and then. Or something like that camera. But this is him taking off running. I did not give you permission. Now homeboy makes it about 50 yards and just like literally almost dies from exhaustion. Don't ditch it. Don't ditch it. He was digging in his pockets trying to get rid of it. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Bro. That was unfair.

[Jimmy]

That was unfair.

[Tyler]

It looked very unfair.

[Mike]

Damn, bro. You know, you're right. You bro, you do not have the right to search me.

[Tyler]

Officer, I agree.

[Mike]

Come on, man. I've been looking for cool.

[Jimmy]

You're not coming through.

[Mike]

You have not. He did not have the right to search me.

[Guest Speaker]

You can clear 33, we got one detained.

[Mike]

He did not have the right to search me. Dude, Matt's touching his dirty. Hey, buddy. Be quiet, man. Just relax.

[Tyler]

Oh, we got the George Floyd on him.

[Mike]

What you eat I didn't eat nothing for your safety.

[Jimmy]

My safety?

[Mike]

Yep. I didn't eat nothing. Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

[Tyler]

I didn't eat nothing.

[Mike]

It's gonna be a felony. Look, I'm gonna charge you.

[Tyler]

Nine. 1803. Florida statue.

[Mike]

Now this guy decides, so we have him handcuffed. I have a shitty Impala. I was. I was kind of newer to the agency, so the Impala. And he's taller, so it's at his crotch, like the hood, like he's standing. And I have him handcuffed. We're searching him. He sees his dope on the hood, dude, T. Rexes it and eats it right off the hood. Watch this. Spit it out. Spit it out. Spit it out.

[Tyler]

No, it's not.

[Mike]

You guys are holding it back. Spit it out.

[Jimmy]

I'm trying to.

[Mike]

Spit it out.

[Guest Speaker]

Get it out.

[Mike]

Open your mouth.

[Tyler]

Call that fe, man.

[Mike]

He ate it.

[Jimmy]

Damn.

[Mike]

That's.

[Jimmy]

That's gonna.

[Mike]

I had more, though. I had identical bags I found in his pocket. So then he got tampering and possession. The rest of them, I don't know what they are until.

[Tyler]

Damn, I'd be indicted if I had my videos from the crack days.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, this is. This is a dude that wouldn't leave at a. A hotel. Where you going, man?

[Tyler]

Mine was vhs.

[Jimmy]

What was that?

[Mike]

The beat? What's his first name? Hey, what's your first name, man? What is it?

[Jimmy]

Zero.

[Mike]

Zero. Okay. I just can't let you go on the third floor yet. I'm gonna bring you up there once you're. Yeah, I'm going to. When she's done. All right? Oh, you know what? It was a dv and he was leaving. That's what it was. They wanted him out. Whatever. It wasn't like. It was just an argument. He didn't hit her, so I had no charges. But they wanted. I'm not detained. I'm walking up right now. Okay, okay.

[Tyler]

All right. Looks detained now.

[Jimmy]

Now you're detained.

[Mike]

And then. I don't know. This one's probably not very good. Oh, there's a dude with a warrant. We showed up, like, nine deep. I found this dude. No one could find him, and he went into the stairwell. I don't think that this is.

[Tyler]

Your.

[Mike]

Hands behind your back. He was like. That one wasn't.

[Jimmy]

That was just very, very much. You're done.

[Mike]

So they just. They just did a drive by. Everyone on the porch is hit, and they're like, there's a kid inside. I was like, dude, this is one of those college. I'm telling you, I was just sitting in a gas station parking lot drinking a coffee. This is. This is like the crazy. And I. I was like, one minute away. How many people? Two. Where's the other one?

[Tyler]

You all right?

[Mike]

All right. It turns out the dude's sitting right there to the left of me. He was. He was. He had just killed somebody two nights prior. This was retaliation. Give me. Give me a towel. Give me a towel. I need pressure on her. Who's the third person hit? Where's she hit? On the arm. Where? Like right here.

[Jimmy]

All right. Jesus Christ.

[Mike]

Now, FD wouldn't come in yet because we didn't know if the scene was secure, so they were staging down the road. Get pressure on her.

[Jimmy]

Work.

[Mike]

You okay? Hey, put this. Put this truck bed down here. Hold this.

[Tyler]

Hey, hold.

[Mike]

Hold her. Hold her. So when I. When I put her on the truck bed, her clothes. Take my tourniquet off. The Velcro on my tourniquet was attached to her, and it was dark. So I go sit around the truck, and I look down, and I'm like, I don't have my tourniquet. Of course I don't have my tourniquet. It was attached to her. I got three gunshots. That's pretty much that one.

[Jimmy]

That's a bad night. That's a bad night.

[Mike]

This is. Oh, it's upside down. Okay. So I was. This was during COVID when the jails couldn't figure out who they were taken and who they weren't taken. And I was sick and tired of the supervisor at the jail. I'm still five years later. People remembered me from this incident that worked there.

[Jimmy]

Is there no sound man?

[Mike]

I guess not. I'll have to find that one for a later date.

[Jimmy]

That'll be good.

[Mike]

This is when I blew a tire because I hit a curb. That one. Our cameras. Let's see. Step back, step back. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Behind your back. I don't have any. Hey, put her in the car. So this is one of those situations where we show up for a domestic violence call, and we're talking to everybody, and we're like, we're taking her. She's the one that called us. And she goes, yeah, I slapped the. Out of him, threw her through the screen door. So, like, okay, so we go to take her. We take her outside. We knew he was going to be a problem, and. And he comes out, and he was like, six foot three and fat as. So I like, you know what this dude, This Dude, I heard him coming, you know. Step back, step back. Taser. Taser. Step back, step back.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

This is a shoplifter that tried taking. Some chick, tried driving off. She was gonna try driving off. And the shitty part about this is if that. If I got hurt, it was just outside of the shoplifting charges, it was just resisting without violence. It's just a misdemeanor.

[Jimmy]

How come there's no sound?

[Mike]

I don't know. Could have been the minute buffer or could just be the file. Is that the mall? She was like, bang. Well, well, well.

[Jimmy]

Bring in his. Oh, man. And you had a partner there, too.

[Mike]

That was Matt. That was the other. He was the guy that put the knee on the neck on the other one.

[Tyler]

Just kidding.

[Mike]

I think this is the CPR one where the baby wasn't breathing. But they had told us. I got the award for that. They told us that the baby was now breathing. So we were just kind of walking in, making sure everything was good, and the mother hits me with a baby like a football on the ribs. Yeah, there's no sound for this one either.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But then the baby.

[Jimmy]

There goes.

[Mike]

It just. It just puked all over my boots.

[Jimmy]

Try tilting down. Like you're calm as, bro. You're calm as.

[Mike]

Then FD couldn't get in because it was a ghetto ass apartment complex. I think that's it, guys. That's it for my cool videos. Everything else, I don't have videos over. They don't have sound, I guess.

[Jimmy]

Man.

[Mike]

I mean, like, I look like Mike. You got anymore?

[Tyler]

I'm looking. Hold on. He said.

[Mike]

He goes, I got him on vhs.

[Jimmy]

Dude. You could run them at the good.

[Tyler]

Ones on the sheriff's office website, but. Or the Facebook. But I have to go back so far.

[Jimmy]

I still want to put the T1000 theme over that foot pursuit that you were in. You think he could have stopped Eddie Furlong on a motorcycle?

[Tyler]

Let me see. I gotta go back, like, 20, 22.

[Jimmy]

You need to show Logan these. You know what? While I was thinking about that, you know, like, I. You were really calm dealing with that baby. Like, I could. You could see your face, and you're like, hey, you want to do this?

[Mike]

All right, cool.

[Jimmy]

You know, I'm just doing my thing.

[Mike]

Yeah. I was terrified it was gonna die.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. You didn't sound it.

[Mike]

I. I told my wife that, like, I think a lot of us, we have post, like, dump freakouts, because when something happens, we're very calm. And then as soon as everything's good, you're like, oh, you know, I.

[Jimmy]

But, yeah, I. My three year old. Well, he was three at the time. He's six now. My three year old, he was eating mozzarella sticks at Carrabbas and got it stuck in his throat while we were sitting there in the restaurant.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

And Lily's freaking out, and I. I just, you know, open up his mouth. I put my finger in, pull it out. And he started breathing again. He was fine. And Lily looked at me, she's like, you were so calm dealing with that. And I. Freaking out's not gonna help.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's how I feel. Like, you can't. You can't freak out. How would we look if we freaked out? We wouldn't know what the we were doing.

[Jimmy]

I. I don't want my. My heroes and rescuers and, you know, first responders to be freaking out on a call. You know, I got a buddy named Jim, and he was telling me about, like, you know, people stuck in vehicles that are on fire and they're trying their best that they can, but there ain't they can do about it. Especially with the new. The electric cars, like, they burn and burn and burn. They can't put them out like, God, that would suck.

[Tyler]

There you go. Share screen.

[Mike]

Yes. Heather is saved in my phone as Angel. Beautiful baby wifey.

[Tyler]

Hold on. That's not it. Hold on. Not it. Hold on. Don't share that.

[Jimmy]

Wow.

[Mike]

Remove.

[Jimmy]

What did.

[Tyler]

What did.

[Mike]

What.

[Jimmy]

What did Heather say last night that had everybody rolling up?

[Mike]

I don't know. It's probably something at my expense if I had to guess, but I don't really remember.

[Tyler]

All right, go ahead. When you're ready.

[Mike]

Is it the first one? Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the Facebook.

[Jimmy]

Got it.

[Tyler]

No Facebook.

[Mike]

You guys want to watch that one again?

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

Tell me ready.

[Mike]

I'm ready.

[Tyler]

There's a stabbing suspect over here. Over here.

[Mike]

Get over here.

[Tyler]

Get over here. I'm driving Joanna's car because mine's in service. I have no idea how to operate it because it has a push button.

[Mike]

What's your name?

[Tyler]

Get on the ground.

[Mike]

Get on the ground.

[Tyler]

Get on the ground. I'm not gonna shoot you.

[Mike]

Get on the ground. I don't know who you're looking for.

[Tyler]

I'm looking for you.

[Mike]

Stop where I.

[Tyler]

Go around this way. Go around this way. I'm gonna change you. Get on the ground.

[Mike]

Get on the ground. Get on the ground. What are you talking about? Get on the ground.

[Tyler]

Just stay back. Stay back. I got less lethal.

[Mike]

Get on the ground.

[Tyler]

I got less lethal. Get on the Ground.

[Jimmy]

Get on the ground.

[Tyler]

My buddy sneaking up to the left behind him.

[Mike]

You can't see him.

[Tyler]

And there's a guy behind the shed. You can see his Taser sticking out, standing way too close.

[Jimmy]

You got a gun out.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but the guy's Taser sticking out from behind the shed right there. See him moving, Waiting for Taser. I want to run up and grab.

[Mike]

Look what I want.

[Jimmy]

Oh, there it goes.

[Mike]

Oh, throw it at him. Throw it at him. Get him while he's under power, dude. What did I do?

[Tyler]

What you supposed to do while he's underpowered?

[Mike]

What did I do? What are you guys talking about?

[Tyler]

Are you trained the right way? That's what you're supposed to do.

[Mike]

Get him while he's under power.

[Tyler]

Watch my buddy sneak up behind him. David Rodriguez comes up on the other side of the car.

[Jimmy]

Get on the ground.

[Mike]

What you want me to do?

[Jimmy]

Lay down.

[Mike]

Lay down. Hey, somebody don't have nothing.

[Tyler]

Get on the ground.

[Mike]

Get on the ground. What are you doing? I didn't do good.

[Jimmy]

I sounded like Rick James.

[Mike]

What you got?

[Jimmy]

It's that Rick James screen.

[Tyler]

Should be fun. I think there's a couple more good ones in here. Let me find good. You can keep talking.

[Mike]

What? I'm sitting. Waiting at the nail salon on either side of me and are large black women. I'm terrified for the audio. I have it way low for you.

[Jimmy]

Man. That's. That was a good shot, Mike. I mean, because you doubled that. That dude doubled over, like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he got hit with the guy in the front and then the guy in the back, but.

[Mike]

Oh, so the guy. Oh, the guy in the back shot him, too. The Taser?

[Tyler]

Yeah, the first Taser didn't work. That guy on the right, I was Snow Hill. And then the guy on the left was Rodriguez. Hit him with it from the other side.

[Mike]

Somebody said, grab the cooler.

[Jimmy]

Dude. That's a. That's a shirt right there.

[Mike]

Grab the cooler.

[Jimmy]

I got. I got less sleep, though, with a cooler.

[Mike]

I love this. Brady hit you with the mic. Is trying to find his helmet from Vietnam. Helmet, dude.

[Jimmy]

Wow, man. I'll be honest with you. It looks like fun.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's all right.

[Mike]

Oh, I forgot. We're saying what people are commenting, and then Heather's sitting there saying, I just had to mute it.

[Tyler]

I think that's all of them.

[Mike]

Keto 50 says. I remember not having tasers back in O2. We had to use spray muscles, then bullets. Back in the good old days. I was still in high school, but.

[Jimmy]

I mean, Yeah, I mean, I know you guys say that the ASP is worthless except for waking up homeless dudes.

[Mike]

Yeah. I just. Man, I just. I feel like there's a code of honor where if I go to beat you with a stick and you take it from me.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You get to beat me back with that stick. I don't know. I don't think just because I have a badge I can hit you with an object, but you can't hit me with one. I don't know. I have weird things that I justify in my head.

[Jimmy]

I mean, back in the good old days, I mean, like, if you look at, like with Theodore Roosevelt when he was the Chief of police in New York City, I mean, they were using batons all the time.

[Mike]

You know, they also look inherently racist.

[Jimmy]

I mean. I mean, how much do you guys know about Wyatt Earp? You know, Wyatt Earp is like one of the greatest lawmen in the country's history, right?

[Mike]

Is that Wyatt Earp? That's the Tombstone movie, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Yeah. So he was a. He was a sheriff's deputy or. No, town marshal out in Tombstone. Or not Tombs. Well, he was in Tombstone, but in Dodge City, Kansas.

[Mike]

It's been 20 years since I've seen tunes, so he.

[Jimmy]

He. His whole job was dealing with these drunk cowboys. He had a big, long.45 caliber Colt revolver that he would knock people upside the heads with and take them to jail and they go, switch it off.

[Mike]

No, it's a really good movie. Dude, have you ever seen Bone Bone Saw, Tomahawk or something like that?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It'S a twist at the end. You don't know it's going to be like that. Maybe kind of like from Dust till Dawn. All of a sudden it's a vampire movie two thirds of the way through. Yeah. Peach.

[Jimmy]

I haven't seen Pete. He is awake, though, because I texted him this morning.

[Tyler]

Because if this is him, I'm gonna play it. Hold on a second.

[Mike]

You gotta ask him.

[Tyler]

I want to make sure it's him. I don't give anybody else credit.

[Mike]

Yeah. I honestly have no idea if what I just did was illegal. I think. No, Orange county thinks it's their intellectual property. But I. I screen recorded that on my phone that I was mandatory. Had to have the Axon app. I think it's just policy violations.

[Jimmy]

I mean, there's so many out there on the Internet. What are they gonna do?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Colts, right? The savages split the dude in half. That was brutal. That was brutal.

[Mike]

Can we do Chinese accent? Can we do Chinese Accent.

[Tyler]

You can let me share it as a peach in action.

[Mike]

Oh, your. Your feet. Your feet. No good. Feet no good.

[Tyler]

Hold on. I'm about to play it online.

[Mike]

Heather's getting her nails done in a. The line. That's.

[Jimmy]

It's you. It's. It's comma, re. It's comma, re, Heather.

[Tyler]

All right, go ahead. Tell me when it's up.

[Mike]

All right.

[Tyler]

That's the end with you. No, it's Peach.

[Jimmy]

Damn, that's a lot of guys.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's Pete.

[Mike]

That is a Peach move right there.

[Jimmy]

That is a Marine Corps.

[Tyler]

Right there at the top.

[Mike]

Oh, bro, that.

[Jimmy]

That is. That is the most Marine corps thing ever.

[Mike]

He didn't even, like, break it all. He.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna be honest. I would have done the same thing.

[Mike]

Go, Peach. I.

[Jimmy]

The se. The streets are safer with Peach out there.

[Tyler]

Now. You can remove that until I find out there's anything else.

[Jimmy]

Welcome to Monday night Raw. Big fast in a panic.

[Mike]

I love how agencies give credit to the goons when the goon. When the good publicly, but then throw you in the. When you're in Cam, you're not. Absolutely. Dude, if that were to go at all remotely one element sideways, they're gonna say they violated all these policies, but when they get a bad guy off the street and admin gets to take that picture, they don't care.

[Jimmy]

So Peach. I mean, so there was a lot of guys out there. What was that guy fleeing from?

[Tyler]

I was a. I can't remember the call. It was a. It was a 95 pursuit. That went for a while. Like, I fast forwarded. They chased him all the way down the interstate from another county. They stopped sticking me cut through the median, and then that was, like, the end of it.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

I mean, Peach was done this.

[Tyler]

That all. That's all back. So I had to go back. That's back when I was still, like, posting the social media stuff and had access and I would tag out of gas was my tagline for everybody. I got arrested and up.

[Mike]

Wait, you would post on Indian River.

[Tyler]

I was. I had the main account. I was posting all the, like, arrest videos. If you go back to this time, like, there's not video of them, but if you go back to, like, it takes forever. If I could get back to 20, 23, There's just. You'll see.

[Mike]

Warrant, warrant, warrant, warrant.

[Tyler]

With them sitting in the back of the car and me talking like. Like, with a catchy little talk slogan at the end.

[Jimmy]

So that's where you learn how to be a A social media guy.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was. Well, no, I was before that was Tick Tock. I was on tick tock in 2020. Then I. Then I kind of used it for my job, I guess. That guy shot or stabbed a doctor somewhere else and ended up up here. I was pursuit, but, yeah, I was. I had access to post. I didn't do a lot of the videos, but I'm waiting on a couple of mine I requested. There's a couple, like, hostage situations. I know I had a. In the hood that I requested recently.

[Jimmy]

Man, that means I, I, If. If you didn't tell me, I would be like, that looks like something Peach would do.

[Mike]

Yeah, there's.

[Tyler]

There's. I met my. My favorite one was a guy. My favorite that I posted was a guy was wanted for like six years for some type of fraud. Like, bad. And he was living under like, a fake name doing stuff. And I got a tip he was flying from Hawaii to Las Vegas. And I have a picture of him in custody with the US Marshals on the Runway. They stopped the plane in the middle of the Runway after they landed and pulled him off the plane right in the middle of the Runway.

[Jimmy]

Jesus.

[Mike]

I got some cool videos. The only thing that this is missing is kid rocks ball with the ball.

[Tyler]

Boom.

[Mike]

This. This dude's like, hell yeah, I'm getting the out of here. How do you punch three cops in the face before somebody can do anything about it?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I posted that one.

[Mike]

I think I probably stole it from you.

[Tyler]

They're females, right?

[Mike]

They're at least.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they're getting worked. I posted it.

[Mike]

They're getting worked. He's like, hell yeah, brother. All right, here's a. Somebody sent this to us. Oh. Oh, man. It's not the actual video. Hold on. Oh, yeah, that's not the video. It's a recruit. Oh, there you go.

[Narrator]

More than incarcerated got careers elevating Woke up looking for a job see found out run the city Sharon Cruise the family dedication per rich service and integrity models that I live by Describe me.

[Guest Speaker]

What'S the password?

[Narrator]

We are stronger together.

[Tyler]

You're late.

[Mike]

This is like the worst video ever.

[Narrator]

Sheriff off shooting up free throw steady hands come through gotta think fast, act.

[Mike]

Right cuz that's what bro He. They couldn't even. He couldn't even make a basketball shot. So they had to edit it.

[Narrator]

From the academy step to the frontline crew if you got what it takes, then we stand with you. How many career paths you got there? Too many options. I'm going to get trained up While everybody's watching multiple of accreditations with top notching it's about living up those who care Certified respect by the shoe that we wear from serving schools and on the streets to the city line where the calm in the storm always on the grind job change Are you starting young? Training every day to take yourself like one for pre academy to a law enforcement school Helping make sure you pass knowing all can you?

[Mike]

I don't watch anymore.

[Tyler]

Pull that one. Pull mine back up. This is that post. Look how. Look at how I wrote it.

[Jimmy]

We're all now dumber for having watched Vegas.

[Tyler]

Vegas is all fun and games until someone calls the cops on January 20th by the Sheriff's office if he was on probation. And then I got him right there and I said, plush will be leaving Las Vegas in quotes and extradited back to anywhere county face charges. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. The good news is a bad day in Florida is better than a good day. Anywhere else they would let me write.

[Mike]

Like, with the dad. He's making himself laugh over there.

[Tyler]

That's good. Dude, look, I mean, come on, man. That's back when I was in charge of it.

[Jimmy]

Damn. I, I still. I. I agree with that last sentiment. Bad day in Florida is better than a good day anywhere else. Loveless place.

[Tyler]

That's my rest. Look at that. Give me that hard. All right.

[Mike]

Marina. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Seen this?

[Mike]

Homeboy Jake's off running.

[Jimmy]

He's like, that is a big old country fed boy right there.

[Mike]

That is a country fed marine right there. Dude.

[Jimmy]

That guy was the 033.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Can you imagine his hands? He probably, like, like, washes his hands in diesel to get the concrete dust off of him. Like, you know, when that guy got his mitts on him, he was like, I am. Like, I'm being attacked by a gorilla.

[Mike]

You got P. Mike, you want to do a commercial break?

[Tyler]

Yeah, let me do that.

[Mike]

All right, we'll do that. All right, guys, we'll be right back. We're gonna hit commercials and then we'll be back with some more videos once I find the commercial.

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[Tyler]

All right, welcome back everybody. How you doing here? Pull my screen back up. I gotta really go before we start. You got a rat ad. I got a great, great ad.

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[Tyler]

And they won't be stolen by another guy.

[Mike]

Oh my God, Mike. Now he's saying it. I forgot what I was doing. You can do that one by heart, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

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[Jimmy]

How'd I do it? That was right off the top of the head.

[Mike]

That was a good rip.

[Jimmy]

I'm over here looking at like, oh, okay. So the. The Iranians are burning a statue of bail. Jimmy, do goon tape.

[Tyler]

Well, I know you can do this one.

[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

All right, Mike, you got something good? What? Oh, sure.

[Guest Speaker]

Look at that.

[Mike]

All right. Crystal Atkins, 2008. Crystal Atkins, 2014. You think drugs play into that?

[Jimmy]

It's a hell of a drug.

[Tyler]

So I stopped her. I stopped her one time, and she tried to be slick and give me a fake name. And guess what? The name she gave me was Crystal Badkins.

[Mike]

Bad.

[Tyler]

She really threw me off. I was like, yeah, yeah, but that's what this is. This is a great. This is a great ad for methamphetamine. If you want to look like this, use meth.

[Mike]

Crystal Badkins.

[Tyler]

Yeah. She got me good.

[Jimmy]

Did you laugh when she said that? Did you just.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Plus, I've known her for my entire career. I'm like, crystal, like, I knew before even I asked. I'm like, crystal, that's not.

[Jimmy]

How many of those people do you guys have where you, like, like, know this person dealing with them for years?

[Tyler]

Hundreds, homeless, this, that, and the other. They're everywhere. And you just walk up to them and they try to tell you something crazy like, that's not me right there on camera in the same clothes. That's not. It's not me right there.

[Jimmy]

So Julio goes, yeah, Dylan's trying to get into the FD full time. He is looking for some help out there in and around Philly. I think probably Nick would be.

[Mike]

And Dylan. Dylan also watches the show every day, man. Props to you, dog.

[Jimmy]

Dylan's. Dylan's one of the OGs. And I mean in everything, because he's been watching the show since. I mean, when I talked to him, he said he was watching the show and it was just Tyler, man, that's miserable.

[Mike]

That's old dude.

[Tyler]

That's miserable. Can you imagine that?

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

God.

[Tyler]

All right, one more pulled up. This is my last one. This sums up my whole life. Look at that.

[Guest Speaker]

Look at that.

[Tyler]

Who went in that house and got that dog out of that fire that's still burning? You see that?

[Mike]

Oh, Mike. We don't have video. That's pre body cam.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And they say that.

[Tyler]

That'S it. Look at that, man. Look at that damage, man.

[Jimmy]

The house is ripping, dude.

[Tyler]

I was laying on the floor. This is. So the guy to my left. This is why I like this guy. The guy, the black gentleman there is Milo Thornton, the one that ran for sheriff. He's a captain, shows up to the scene. And I laid down in the doorway and was able to get the one dog, and he pulled my ankles back out from the. Like, on the ground. And then the fireman went in and got the rest of them, and all of them survived. It was happily lay up after.

[Jimmy]

Dude, that's awesome.

[Tyler]

Anyways, no, they didn't get there very quick. I mean, we're missing one dog. We were terrified. I'm like, one dog's missing. One dog's missing. And the dog had got out all the way around the house and was in the garage, like, right on the other side of the garage door from us, hiding up in the front because the fires in the back. And then we opened the garage and ran out.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna be honest. If. If you can smell it, when. When something living starts getting burnt in fire. Yeah. Like you.

[Tyler]

Unfortunately, two of the dogs were in cages, so they had to go and get them out of the cages. Like, thank God they all lived, because I don't know what I would have done if they didn't.

[Jimmy]

Dude, that's. That's.

[Tyler]

No, it wouldn't have been. Let's. God, it would have been. All right. Like, did you hear that, guys? I got. I. I got. I'm. I'm a. Both of y' all up. One of y' all is playing games, just so you know, with the drinks, and I don't know which one it is. No, no, no, you can't. No, no, it gets worse.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I opened the drink. So last night, I opened my Sprite about. I walked out of the refrigerator, sat down in the night shift chair. I sat my drink down for about five minutes, opened and explodes. Okay, all right, so last night. No, no, it gets better. Last night, I get. I get in the car, I grab a Sprite on the way out of the studio. I put it in my cup holder. I drive almost till 5. 28. I'm on the phone with my wife. I hang up, whole conversation. I open my sprite 25 minutes after I left the studio, and it explodes everywhere.

[Mike]

How is that. That would. It would settle by then, one of.

[Tyler]

Y', all, I'm telling you, Whoever it.

[Jimmy]

Is, there's a camera back there. There's a camera.

[Mike]

I would pay a thousand dollars to have Lewis just in there.

[Tyler]

It might be Lewis, dude. It might be Lewis. I. I'm not lying.

[Jimmy]

I. I honestly believe.

[Tyler]

I was so mad, I had to drive all the way home.

[Jimmy]

I honestly believe. It's that door, man. It's that door, dude.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, I'm talking from the studio to almost 528, which is like. Dude, I'm not saying you did it. I'm just saying 25 minutes into my drive, I believe you sprayed up.

[Mike]

Maybe your car was jiggling it.

[Tyler]

No. Yeah. It wasn't jiggling it everywhere, dude.

[Jimmy]

He's got that new high speed. Can't even feel the steering wheel.

[Mike]

Car.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I was driving itself. I was in the back seat.

[Jimmy]

I. There was a joke there, but I. I wasn't going for it. I'm not taking it like he was in the back seat not getting a hand job.

[Tyler]

Very good, Jimmy. See, that's what. That's what. That's what we need.

[Jimmy]

Oh, is.

[Tyler]

Am I.

[Jimmy]

Am I allowed to do that?

[Tyler]

Like, do whatever you want. We're gonna start joking about hand job. Okay. All right. Again. Again.

[Mike]

That's why I'm like, Mike goes, oh, I'll go nuclear, dude. You're like, damn, bro.

[Jimmy]

Chill.

[Mike]

You want to talk about it?

[Jimmy]

Just because again, it's. I mean, it's Jimmy the drunken war going to the deleted ammunition out there.

[Tyler]

The deleted episode files. On Friday is on the deleted episode files.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God, man. What a. What a. What a time to be alive.

[Tyler]

What a time to be alive.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

All right, so here's a big ass bra. I haven't watched the full thing.

[Jimmy]

Movie.

[Mike]

The PowerPoint. Dude. I will. He. I. He's like, I will you up, dog. If you come near me. This little kid in his pajamas, dude, he's about, like.

[Tyler]

Stupid with the camera, dude.

[Mike]

I don't know why. I like the music with it.

[Jimmy]

Yes. Right here. Bam.

[Mike]

Then this guy. You don't. I'm telling you right now, dude, you want to piss off a cop? Go. Go put your hands on another cop. Dude, that is. I will drop what I'm doing. I will drop my perp and go. Someone up that touches another cop next to me. I don't. I don't know what it is. It's a rare. It's the rare portion of the.

[Tyler]

Right. I've done it. You're right. We had. We're dragging two guys out of a house one time And I'm both in handcuffs. I look over to my left, and the dude turns around and kicks my partner right in his dick. And I just threw my guy handcuffed on the ground, went over there. We pre body camera, and he got gently escorted into the back of the vehicle. And then I went back and grabbed my guy. You're right. Like, it's instant.

[Mike]

It's like, okay, you got Rodney King.

[Tyler]

No, no, no, no.

[Jimmy]

Dude. I. I was looking at the dude in the pajama pants, and I'm like, is there a technique for, like, dude, I'm just gonna pull these pants around your ankles so that you just fall over? You're not a threat. Yeah, just. All right, I'm back to you. Like, I dealt with that guy for at least five seconds.

[Mike]

Yeah. I don't know what a kid in PJ's is gonna do.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Just got out of the house wearing flip flops. You.

[Tyler]

That was at a school, I believe. Like, a school. Like, you know, everybody yells and screams, but cooperation, man, it just never. It won't go anywhere if you just cooperate.

[Mike]

So Heather's listening to her phone on loud in a public place. I just want to ask her, who else listens to their phone super loud in public places and makes everybody listen to it? Maybe her talk about a certain demographic.

[Tyler]

Oh, I found Tyler works. This is Tyler's police.

[Jimmy]

Hey, hey, hey, George Buckshot. Do we know this guy?

[Tyler]

Just looking for attention and trouble.

[Mike]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's talking about the guys in the video.

[Tyler]

No, he's not talking about you. Jimmy, sometimes, even when the shoe fits, you gotta, like, kick it off. You can't wear it.

[Mike]

Okay, He.

[Tyler]

I'm definitely a clown, so he could be talking about me.

[Mike]

No, he's always in the comments supporting us.

[Jimmy]

Okay. Okay. I thought so.

[Tyler]

Jimmy was about to go when Dominic went off on Reagan. Jimmy was about to do the same thing.

[Mike]

It's hard sometimes. You don't know the context. You don't see somebody. You're already heated about something else. Somebody just catches straight for no reason, man.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, I've still, you know, I've talked to Peach and Matt, and they both agree that they. They should have first right to go after the other, you know, Marine.

[Tyler]

Yeah, somebody who texted me about that this morning. Was it Peach? No. Oh, Nick. Nick, the guy we had on yesterday.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

He wants in, too. He said, can I go on this show with the Marines?

[Jimmy]

Like, bro, you got guys lining up, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah, this morning he's like, if. And if you guys need another marine to deal with that commie, he's like, I'm. I volunteer.

[Jimmy]

I mean, even Matt was like, I'm gonna be honest with you, dog. I want in on that too. And I'm like, when Matt is saying he wants in, like, yeah, look for smoke.

[Mike]

No.

[Jimmy]

Anti Hero site to the U.K. okay. So Jay's. Jay's big supporter, by the way.

[Mike]

Okay, I can't order from Anti Hero site to the UK you can watch this. Don't order from Cottonville. Counterculture Inc. Threads can ship to the.

[Tyler]

So can Copville. So can Copville. I can actually ship to Australia.

[Mike]

It's actually cheaper because it comes from China, so it'll just go right to you. It doesn't have to go to the US and go from China to the UK Dude.

[Jimmy]

Jay was in there when we were. We were playing Space Marine 2 and he was like. He just popped in. And we're like, what's up, Jay? And he's like, what's up, guys? We're like, jay, what time is it? Where you at? He's like, oh, it's 4 o' clock in the morning. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm about to walk the dogs. And then I'm gonna make some tea.

[Mike]

Like, oh, Jay said he's ordered. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, I'm about to make some tea, mate.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's pretty much like, wow. You're like, proper British. Okay. I was like, how is it over?

[Mike]

Everyone from Britain sounds like they're from Peaky Blinders.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So, like, yeah, Jay's Jay. Was a lot of fun talking to Jay.

[Tyler]

I gotta figure out how to do it.

[Mike]

Do what?

[Tyler]

How to get international shipping on Anti Hero.

[Mike]

George Buckshot says, I'm just a normal dude. Retired Navy. Wear the badge today. US Flag. Y' all are the best. U. S. Flag.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Mike]

No, you are. You are cut from the same cloth as us, bro. But he wants. Jay wants a custom hat and allegedly hoodie.

[Jimmy]

Allegedly. Yeah. He needs one over there. It's nasty weather right now.

[Mike]

It's so funny watching Jimmy turned into the traumatized.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he said it again. Down here at the bottom.

[Mike]

Okay. It's so funny. Thomas had a little kid. Whenever Mike and Tyler, mom, dad start arguing, that's when Jimmy gets away with stuff. He goes down and eats a cheeseburger real quick.

[Jimmy]

I. I still haven't. I still haven't tried it yet to see if I can get away with eating on camera for how long before you guys notice?

[Mike]

I saw you had breakfast already, so.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I did.

[Tyler]

McDonald's not.

[Jimmy]

No. See, I'm supporting Dale Jr. Bye.

[Mike]

What do you get sponsored by Arby's? Yeah. Does he have a promo code? Dale Jr.

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Mike]

I would like to use my Dale Jr. Promo code, please.

[Jimmy]

Dude, the car looks sick, man. Because he's got. He's sponsored by travelers Whiskey. And their car looks awesome.

[Mike]

What's up, boys? Jimmy, you think you could beat Carson trying to fight?

[Jimmy]

I don't know who that is.

[Mike]

I'm gonna have to do that.

[Jimmy]

Let me find out.

[Mike]

Dude, duder, I don't think I've seen you in a while, dog. Unless I'm mistaken, I can't keep up with everything. And on Friday, Tuesday, Tuesdays, and for Tuesdays and Fridays, I run the channel.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, Carson. Okay. Yeah, I know. He's talking about. Yes, I could beat him in a fight. Yes. He's a NASCAR driver.

[Tyler]

We just added international shipping to 27 countries.

[Mike]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Been MIA for a while. Sorry, boys. Dude, you know what's funny?

[Mike]

You know what's funny is there's just things you remember. And I remember Drew going, dude, duder.

[Tyler]

Says, I do, too. I remember that. Here.

[Mike]

Says, ben mia. Sorry, boys. That's how he used to say it. Taco cat is the same word spelled backwards.

[Jimmy]

No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's.

[Mike]

Oh, cat. Oh, Race car is race car. Taco cat is taco cat. Yes. Okay, I thought you meant race car is taco cat spelled backwards. I'm.

[Jimmy]

Dude, it's a Paladrome.

[Tyler]

Hold on, hold on.

[Jimmy]

It's. It's not like mom and dad and. And son. It's like older brother, middle brother, youngest brother.

[Mike]

Nobody's really in charge. It's like Land of the Flies here. Oh, no.

[Jimmy]

Because oldest brother's like, I'll whoop your ass. And you're like, I' ma step up to you, too. And then you're like, I really don't want to do that.

[Mike]

Bye. By the way, guys, the camera footage is now the funniest thing in the world. Like, right now, watching it, I was dying. Me and Heather were laughing because obviously. And then at the time, it wasn't funny, but, like, just. I'm sitting on the couch like this, just doing nothing.

[Tyler]

Doing nothing.

[Mike]

You're gonna step in.

[Tyler]

Tyler, go ahead. Load that photo. This is what. This is what it's like working with Tyler. Pick that photo up.

[Mike]

All right. Hold on. No, I put it up there.

[Tyler]

No, there it is. All Day long, just looking.

[Mike]

Why do I look like you and you look like me?

[Jimmy]

No, he doesn't look like him. That. It looks like if Tyler and Mike had a love child, that would be the one on the left.

[Tyler]

AI.

[Mike]

You actually use that photo of the dudes looking at.

[Tyler]

And I just said, add Tyler and add me. I look at him about like that, like 45 times a day.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but that's. That's like. That'll be Mike like another 60 years. God, you're not that old. You seem look great.

[Mike]

My head is getting fat, dude. I moved up to xl T shirts, by the way, guys. Yeah, it's bad, dude. The larges were starting to get tight. The xls fit great for the wrong reason.

[Tyler]

My largest get tight, but they get tight up here.

[Jimmy]

That's always a good feeling. You know when it's really tight under the armpit, you're like, oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

We.

[Jimmy]

We. We were going to talk about you.

[Tyler]

You have extra.

[Mike]

The only thing I don't like about. Is the. You could def. You can kind of see, like the large. I'm used to like, cutting off here, but the extra large is kind of a little baggy on the collar, but it's. It's tight on the arms, dude.

[Tyler]

Oh, God. Here we go.

[Mike]

Tight on the arm still. This is the death or glory shirt made in China. No, it's not, dude. It's made.

[Tyler]

No, it's made by the Pakistani next door. You're right. I'm sorry.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. I was. As soon as he did it, Heather. As soon as he did it, I was like, oh, poor Heather. She's getting her nails done right now.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's right. You want jail. You want jail. And Phil, you might do hand now and jail.

[Mike]

Oh, you. You come. You come back in two weeks. Do not wait that long no more. Your feet hard. Your feet.

[Jimmy]

Cutter Pritchett said.

[Mike]

Go. Got Jimmy talking about breathing white air last night on the night shift. Caught my body can't. My body. And my detained subject is giving me some very concerning look. What. What is that? What are you talking about? Breathing.

[Jimmy]

Remember when we were talking about Clayton Bixby? They think they're the best.

[Tyler]

You want jail?

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

Your man don't love you unless you buy jail.

[Jimmy]

You know what's. You know what's up is he's not wrong. That's ex. That it's an extortion racket.

[Tyler]

They do. You're like. They tell you your feet are up. You need a pedicure, too. You're like, God damn. I gotta get in here and get that done.

[Jimmy]

And so you guys get extorminate?

[Tyler]

I do.

[Jimmy]

I don't. I. I.

[Mike]

You get pedicure? Yeah, I pay. Yeah. I'm in the same position.

[Tyler]

I go sit right next to my wife and get it done.

[Jimmy]

I will go with her and sit with her when it's getting done.

[Tyler]

But I do it that. Dude. Massage them little skinny legs of mine, dude. That's just great.

[Jimmy]

No, that. Go ahead.

[Mike]

What's. Nick. Nick. Process. Have you guys been on Tessa Morlin in conjunction? What's Tessa Morland?

[Tyler]

Growth hormone?

[Mike]

No, I've never done growth hormone. I've heard mixed things. I heard it really doesn't give you a lot more size.

[Tyler]

You need it. The problem with growth hormone is it's not like steroids. Like eight weeks of steroids and everybody's like, damn, bro. It. Growth hormone is longer. Like you have to do like a year and it gets very expensive.

[Jimmy]

I had a buddy of mine who had some pretty significant knee problems. He did the stem cell in conjunction with the hth.

[Mike]

A stem cell is big. Pharma doesn't like stem cell stem cells. You can go down to Mexico or Colombia or something and get. You know, there's pro wrestlers that do it now that can barely walk and they go in and get injections and they're like, they're moving everywhere. Now. That's something that big pharma does not want to come into the picture because that would take the need for hospital care, like constant care all the time. Did you hear how many appreciate it?

[Tyler]

Big order from the uk.

[Jimmy]

Did you hear how many cures for cancer that came out right after the Epstein files dropped? It's like six or seven different types.

[Mike]

Of cancers we have.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Imagine that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Like a whole bunch of places were like, oh, yeah. We've got a 60 to 80% success rates with this drug all at around the same time right after the Epstein file is dropped.

[Mike]

Nick? Yeah. I know HPTRT has peptides. I just don't. I don't take peptides, so I wouldn't know. I don't really even know what a peptide is.

[Tyler]

Like BP BPC157 for joints. Combine that with TB500. They go together. It's good for like joint pain and ligaments and stuff.

[Mike]

A little bit of C3PO action in there.

[Tyler]

Yeah, more the couple. More the popular ones. You can go. You can literally. I don't want you on the company. So I'm not going to talk about other stuff. You can do. Stick with that. There's things. I mean, there's. There's things like Rad140. It's a peptide you can buy right online, and it's a dropper. You drop it in your mouth, and you can actually get your testosterone high or Than running testosterone. What?

[Mike]

Two cops, one donut. Got followed by donut operator. He, like, posted it.

[Tyler]

Who's that? I don't follow him. Who's that guy, Eric?

[Jimmy]

Donut operators.

[Mike]

No, you.

[Tyler]

I know what you're saying. I'm. I'm pretending like I don't know what you're talking about.

[Mike]

No, Mike, you know, you went on his show and embarrassed him.

[Tyler]

I did. I didn't embarrass him.

[Jimmy]

You went on donut operator show.

[Mike]

No. Two cops, one donut. Our buddy Eric, he posted a video critiquing cops. And Mike's like, it's not even the guy that got slammed or something.

[Tyler]

He, like, made a video about how a cop got slammed, and it was actually the cop slamming the bad guy. And he's like, oh, yeah. I quickly glazed over it and made an entire statement that the cop was wrong. And I'm like, yeah, you might want to watch. Watch a little closer next time. It was one where the lady says taser, but actually shoots the guy in the back. But the shooting was justified. Like, he was. She was. The dude was pounding her. I said, that crate dude was grounded, pounding her partner and taser. Taser. And then shoots the guy, which. The shooting was justified, but she said taser.

[Mike]

Well, yeah, I would just pay. I would pay to go to Quest or something like that. Just get your blood done there. I hate. On the vehicle.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Peter says. Yeah. Also right when we left the World Health Organization around the same time. Yep. They're all talking about cancer cures to.

[Jimmy]

So we got. We still got the. The drone in El Paso because we got more information about that. And what was the other.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Did you know El Paso was right next to Texas?

[Jimmy]

It is, right? It is. I didn't know that. I'll be. I'm gonna be straight up with you. Like, I guess I. I see.

[Tyler]

You're right. I can. I'm busting balls, but you're right. Like, who the knows what cities wear in Texas? I get it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And so I'm like, how come Mike's.

[Mike]

Not nice to me when I don't know something? He just calls.

[Tyler]

You don't know any. So if I. What do you want me to do, dude?

[Jimmy]

I. I think it's because I'm the little brother.

[Guest Speaker]

It's.

[Jimmy]

Mike's the oldest brother, and I'm the little brother. And so he, you, he's been, he's been beating you up.

[Tyler]

Tyler. Tyler just spouts the confidence out and says everything wrong. Jimmy kind of understands, like, hey, I might be wrong about this. Let me like.

[Mike]

Okay, GCA 6. What else?

[Tyler]

One of the million things. One of a million. Use pastor instead of pastor. Like, we, we can just keep going and going.

[Mike]

I did call a pastor a pastor my entire life until somebody stopped me and said, you know, it's pastor, right? Like a church pastor. And I was calling it a pastor. Like a cal graze is a pasture keto. Five O says no lie. Guys, carnival got me test on 386 to 800.

[Jimmy]

Carnivore's great.

[Mike]

I, I, My dad's been on carnivore for two, three years now. Dude, he's ripped. He's like 60 some years old. The Carnivore is the way to Carnivore. Will solve all of your medical problems. If I got really ill, but I could had a chance to fight it, the first thing I would do is go Carnivore. It gets all that out of your body. But going Carnivore, you'll your pants for like two weeks straight because your body's so used.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

Mike, keep going.

[Tyler]

Carnivore will get you back in a large.

[Mike]

Get it out. He's making himself laugh over there.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy.

[Mike]

But it is hard to do Carnivore. Hey, Jimmy, can you show us your box of chips? Oh, wait, no, it's in. He's. Jimmy's here. I forgot. He's here. He's in the other studio now.

[Tyler]

Jimmy's got his head down.

[Jimmy]

And, and it's sort of like, you ever see the movie Slap Shot, and you go to the box and, you know, you feel shame.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Jimmy's a good sport.

[Jimmy]

Not really.

[Mike]

He didn't mean this deal. So intent is actually part of theft. So you technically didn't do anything wrong.

[Tyler]

You blasted him for stealing two weeks ago without knowing his intent. Is that what you're saying?

[Mike]

I didn't blast it for stealing. I just wanted chips. And I was like, where'd all the chips go?

[Tyler]

Brought it up on a live broadcast without knowing all the facts.

[Jimmy]

You know, I wanted to be your lawyer, Jimmy.

[Mike]

I wanted to call you and go, okay, Jimmy, you're being accused of stealing potato chips. And you're gonna go, what, bro?

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

And I'm go, don't worry. I'm defense lawyer Tyler and I'm going.

[Tyler]

To represent you instead. He just out of context, blasted it all over the Internet.

[Mike]

Because Mike, Mike was like, I go, Mike goes, well, I did say take what you want, but I was talking about the stickers. And I was like, well, the stickers next to the chips. And he goes, yeah. I was like, in court, we win all day, baby. You can't point to a general area and say, take what you want, but only specify, I want you to take one thing, and Jimmy took the other thing.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I, you know what, though? Like, again, it's one of those situations where you're just like, you know, like, I, I, I, I'll give you an example. So when, when we were, when I worked at racetrack, right after I got out of the army, while I was going to college, we, they would have like, from like candy and from the shelves that was like, hey, it didn't sell. It's been in the back. It's time for it to go. Take what you want, right? And, but the, the rule was like, hey, you know, take what you want. But, you know, like, don't, don't everybody else. Well, what. I, I instituted the rule as a shift manager. I'm like, hey, just take like three things, okay? Just take three things you want, right? Well, when it was done, the crate, the box that we had was still not even like halfway full. And my boss comes in and goes, dude, what the are you talking about? If I say take what you want, I mean, I don't give a. If you walk that over to the trunk and pour it in, get it the out of my store. And I'm like, oh, okay. Well, yeah, if somebody says, take what.

[Mike]

You want, roger that, sir.

[Tyler]

Well, these are pro keto. These are protein chips. These are just regular chips. State of the art. When I started, I had a sergeant that was like 300 and at least 350 pounds, maybe bigger. And he would work. We would work three to 11 and at like 10 o', clock, he would call, like, you hear him call each person on the shift and say 56 at, you know, Chevron 56 somewhere. You'd pull up, he would have 25 RB sandwiches, 20 McDonald's, like two buckets of KFC. He would go around all the restaurants as they were closing and get all the food that, like, it didn't sell at the end of the night and then just drive it, eat it himself, and then drive it around to the whole shift every night. Like, sorry, I'm good. I don't want. I don't want to eat a bucket of KFC at 11 o'.

[Mike]

Clock.

[Tyler]

I'm good, man. Like, thank you, though.

[Jimmy]

Like every night, Nick, I. I covered it on the Shadowcast.

[Mike]

For the first 30 minutes. That's not there anymore. No, no, sorry about the live. Yeah. Your last shot. Because you're filming Shadowcast after this for Tuesday.

[Jimmy]

As soon as. As soon as we get done. Yeah, we're going to be doing Task Force orange.

[Mike]

All right. Okay.

[Jimmy]

So I gotta make a. I gotta make a thumbnail for it.

[Tyler]

Tyler. AI you want?

[Mike]

I want. I want Arby's too, man.

[Jimmy]

Arby's is good.

[Tyler]

It is good.

[Jimmy]

And I mean, I would much rather just have bread and meat.

[Mike]

Okay. So you can see Shadow Cast on the Counterculture Inc. Network. YouTube. Is it on Apple? That. That's a Justin thing. I know Justin was working this morning to get. He. He assigned Night Shift. Apparently the reason why I said no one's watched, no one's downloaded Night Shift at all on anything was because the pipeline was up. So I uploaded the last one and there was no listens. I'm like, damn, that's pretty harsh for just switching, you know, channels and then. All right, so Justin's working diligently on that hopefully this morning to get everybody on Apple. Apple is a pain in the ass because Megaphone is owned by Spotify. So anything in theory we upload is. Is going to be on Spotify without issues. Apple's the issue.

[Tyler]

Well, we got four listens to Last night's already, so it's uploaded correctly now.

[Mike]

All right.

[Tyler]

I uploaded that this morning.

[Mike]

Uploaded it.

[Jimmy]

Last night was like, you know, there was a lot of laughter going on last night.

[Tyler]

Somebody watching. Just text me if you use promo card, promo code. Beef curtains, 15 for Arby's. You get 15 off your next order.

[Mike]

Spotify Counterculture feed either. So no, Counterculture feed you. The Night Shift is its own feed. It's a. You got to go type in the Night Shift. Maybe Counterculture. I don't know. We're the audio platforms is another mess. YouTube's pretty easy to handle.

[Tyler]

Justin was working on. He actually sent me a link and it took it to Megaphone for the guy that was asking. And obviously a couple people have found it now because it's been listened to. But yes, it's. It's in progress. Justin's just gonna have his PJs. He'll get to it here shortly.

[Jimmy]

And Justin's starting to. He's starting to look like, you know, he's Got that very classy, you know, five o' clock shadow coming in, and I like it.

[Tyler]

He invited me on his show February 26th.

[Mike]

Oh, is that when he's gonna be up here?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What's the. What's the name of the pizza place you guys like so much?

[Jimmy]

The one next door.

[Tyler]

Eddie's.

[Mike]

Eddie's. Eddie's Pizza in Longwood, Florida. Roundtable. All right, so, Jimmy, I don't wanna. I don't want to run out of time.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, I mean, it's. It's not that. I mean, the El Paso thing. So we got a pretty good idea now why the airspace was shut down, and there's a lot of overlap. First thing that was really interesting was this. The notam, the notice to Airmen. Normally, when they shut down airspace, they will leave exceptions for military and law enforcement. In medevac, there were no exceptions.

[Mike]

None.

[Jimmy]

So they were. You weren't allowed to put anything in the air.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, that's. That's.

[Tyler]

Exceptions to the room.

[Jimmy]

The only other time that happened was September 11th, and even then, there was still exceptions for law enforcement and military.

[Mike]

Why did they do it?

[Jimmy]

Because the cartel sent a drone swarm across the border.

[Mike]

So. Oh, are they worried for the safety of the aircraft?

[Jimmy]

The safety of the aircraft. And because some of these drones are armed drones. At least that's the word on the street. The cartel does have armed drones, just like you're seeing in Ukraine that like, drop bombs. And there's actually video of the cartel loading one up with a bomb. So they. They basically said, we're not taking any chances. We're taking all these things down. And the new army counter drone unit went out there and very quickly dispatched all these drones.

[Mike]

And so they actually sent drones across the border?

[Jimmy]

That's correct.

[Mike]

That doesn't make sense, Jimmy. That's dumb. The cartels wouldn't do that. I don't. I. I don't believe anything. I know you're reading what's reported. That sounds like. That sounds fishy. Mike, do you think the cartels are just now going to start with people over the border with drones? That. That's not good business.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it doesn't look smart unless you're trying to hide something like the Epstein files.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

I mean, and it's. That's fair.

[Mike]

I mean, or we did it, and then we're saying the cartels did it. So we.

[Tyler]

I think they missed it. My theory is they got all worked up over a regular civilian drone or something. Very simple. They pulled the plug and did this wild and ended up being nothing. And they're like, we look stupid. We can't let everybody know we up on a basic civilian drone. Let's pretend it was something crazy.

[Jimmy]

I. That all of that stuff, that's the, that's the information that's coming out on the. On the. Most of it's coming from the government. You're absolutely right. There's no reason to like, look at it go this. The cartel does do these things and they've been in, you know, messing with the Mexican side and they have had some gunfights with border patrol.

[Mike]

You guys remember, remember Fast and Furious, dude, that border patrol agent got killed over the guns that the ATF gave the cartels.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I, I have questions about that. I mean, like, if you are a cop and you're like, I'm pretty sure this is a straw by right here, right? And. And you get told by an ATF agent, let it go. Like, really let it go.

[Mike]

I don't know, man. You're. You're a cop, dude. Are you talking about the border patrol agent or the cup?

[Jimmy]

No, no. So, I mean, originally those, those, those firearms, they were purchased in the United States. Those were. Those were straw by purchases from the United States that crossed the border. And the guy who was selling this, selling the guns was in the store, was running the shop, basically called law enforcement. It's like, hey, I'm pretty sure this is a straw by. And you know, the. The sheriff came out, the ATF said, let it go.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm sure they've done stuff like that for good. But let's see.

[Jimmy]

I mean, are you telling me that that wouldn't. You wouldn't look at the ATF agent and go, what the are you talking about, man? Why would. You would never ever. I mean, we've got this guy on 15 felonies. Straw by. A straw by purchase in the United States is a felony. Like, and there's. And firearms. Like, you would never let her.

[Tyler]

I got a picture. Oh, hold on. My microphone went out. I got a picture of the drone that came over.

[Mike]

Oh, this is gonna be greater. Says, I'm raising three young sons at the moment. You guys have kids. Any short advice to add trying to raise men over here with proper morals? I did see that somebody said, introduce him to Jesus Christ. Couldn't agree more. But, man, we could do a whole episode on raising boys. Dude. I don't have any experience with girls, but I. I have a bunch of boys, and it's teaching them how to be young men. Quick instituting, like, lying, being upfront, like, just the basic things that you don't want, like, your kid to do at 15, you'd start. I would agree. Right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

They're like five. Like cookie in the cookie jar type thing.

[Jimmy]

I. I think the. The. The thing that the. The first thing that they need to understand, at least in my mind, is that, like, actions have consequences. And I don't care if you're four years old or not, there's consequences for what's going to happen here. And you can piss mom off or you can piss dad off, but if you piss mom off, dad's going to be more mad.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Having your boys show respect for their mother, which is hard if you're in a split home. Our. Our family is a smorgasbord of love. But, you know, we have a bunch of kids. Me. Unfortunately, me and Heather don't have any biological children with each other yet.

[Tyler]

Drone down there that came over.

[Mike]

Mike does not care about anything sentimental that we were talking about. He wants us to cover things. You. We're talking about the drone anyways. That gay. I got a drone picture.

[Jimmy]

It's. It's gonna. Is it gonna be. Have a conical hat, Tacos. Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

All right, back to the kid up. You can get serious again.

[Mike]

Sorry.

[Jimmy]

I knew it was. I thought it was gonna be a.

[Mike]

I got a picture of the drone. I can see when his eyes go like this. He's searching real hard. I'm like he's remembering something he said.

[Tyler]

Pound I just made.

[Jimmy]

I thought it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be a drone.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I made that just now. That's me working in the middle of the show. Yeah, that's me, dude. I made that.

[Jimmy]

Dude. I thought it was gonna be the drone with a conical hat, like, you.

[Tyler]

Know, close to Mexico. So it was.

[Mike]

It's got to come with a sombrero. I don't know if you ever were in the Patreon or still into Patreon, but definitely hit us up in the Patreon. I mean, I. I'm the same as you, dude. I'm in. I'm in the. Trying to raise boys and I up all the time. Jimmy's in the same boat. Mike's a grandfather, so he's checked out.

[Jimmy]

But, dude, yeah, I mean that. I actually have to go back and, like, it's because it's. It's. It's so.

[Mike]

Like, every day we did an ATF episode with a. A whistleblower, ATF agent, one of those I mean, he did kind of do the stereotypical retire first, then blow the whistle, I think. But all. But it still was a good episode. Pete something. Pete.

[Jimmy]

Jay Dobbins. Right.

[Mike]

No, no, no. This was a at. Yeah, he was still. Oh, he knows Jay Dobbins. They both speak highly of each other. But no, this guy's Pete Fercelli. I want to say his name.

[Tyler]

I remember it.

[Mike]

You weren't a big. You weren't a supporter then.

[Tyler]

I wonder why.

[Mike]

Brian Palmer says, I tried raising my three kids before I was saved. And it was a show. The father models through Jesus. Absolutely. Introduce them to Dale. You guys should talk to.

[Guest Speaker]

Here it comes.

[Mike]

Retired Metro Dade featured in Cocaine Cowboys and Grisado. June Hawkins and Sergeant Al Shingleton.

[Tyler]

That comes all the way up to. As far as I'm far north as me. Well, a guy I work with. Dad got indicted in the cocaine cowboy like conspiracy on the federal wiretap. He's in federal prison still.

[Mike]

I would have got my.

[Jimmy]

But I want to talk about the guys from Ranger regiment that started robbing banks.

[Mike]

I do too, but I mean, it's been covered a lot, but I did see something on it kind of reminded me of it. That's pretty cool. Got my first boy on the way. Please do a fatherhood broadcast.

[Jimmy]

That has to be a special.

[Mike]

Hunting outdoors. Other men that know more than you. That's fair. I don't hunt or enjoy the outdoors. So.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I did it. I did it in the military. I can do it, but I. I've never really liked hunting.

[Mike]

No, I mean night. I'll call the pizza place and pay for yalls dinner over the phone.

[Tyler]

Gotta order 10 times pepperoni to get.

[Mike]

It's a large pepperoni, but 3 times pepperoni. They Jew us every time with the pepperoni. We ordered double pepperoni and it was less than a regular pepper. I don't know what their deal is like a pepperoni. Currency is, you know, pepperoni Trade is. You know, they.

[Tyler]

They were busy. They were busy last night. Super busy.

[Mike]

All of our world gear prego. Kind of. We're caught up now.

[Jimmy]

What was the other thing we talked about this morning? And I was like, we'll do it on the show. It was El Paso. And then something else. I gotta start writing this down is falsify your son's birth certificate and send him to basic training. No.

[Tyler]

2, three years Dagestan and forget.

[Mike]

Can one of y' all say thank you? For what?

[Tyler]

Thank you.

[Jimmy]

Thank you.

[Mike]

Oh, thank you to Squealer. Yeah, thanks Bro, James just says thank you.

[Tyler]

Well, he didn't do it. You don't thank him until he does it. You gotta wait for him to do it.

[Mike]

James is just like, thank you.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna buy you guys a Ferrari next week.

[Mike]

Yeah. Thanks, Mike.

[Tyler]

All right. I forgot, dude.

[Jimmy]

I. I do actually have a question. I was thinking about this on my way up here. It's like, so you guys didn't really pull a lot of people over as cops, right?

[Mike]

No, we pulled tons of people. We didn't write tickets. That's. I think that's the confusion is I.

[Tyler]

I haven't had to stop 20 cars a night, but I've no tickets if I didn't find any drugs.

[Mike]

I didn't even write tickets. There was this rumor going around that they're like, oh, they won't prosecute you. You need to write a ticket for PC. I'm like, I'm taking this dude for three felonies. I'm not gonna write him a speeding ticket on top of it.

[Tyler]

Verbal warning.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

So I. I was. I was watching this Maserati rocket past me, and it had the. You know, the. The license plate with the shield, the. The badges on it, Right? It's got the star and the badge. It took me a lot. For the longest time, I thought it was a stingray or something. I couldn't figure out what it was. And I'm like, so you're driving a Maserati. You're doing at least 95 miles an hour right now, weaving in and out of traffic. And you've got this. You know, you're either a cop or you're like, please don't write me a ticket. That's what that license plate says.

[Tyler]

Up north. You won't get stopped if you've got the pba. If you got the PBA thing on your car up in New Jersey.

[Mike]

If you got a blue line sticker on your car. And everybody's like, all these nerds like Kenny and my brother are like, oh, my. That's what a drug dealer would put on his car. I'm like, if I have to stop 99 police supporters to get the one drug dealer who's running a load with a blue line sticker. It's like, it's not worth the damage it causes. I'm not pulling over police supporters. You put a. We need supporters. How arrogant is it to pull somebody over? I mean, I got it. You can't egregiously do 30 over. But aside from that, when you're hunting the blue line stickers get left alone.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna have to put. I'm gonna put the biggest number 8 blue line sticker I can find.

[Mike]

Some Dale Earnhardt Jr. Blue line stickers, bro.

[Jimmy]

That would be.

[Mike]

Actually. They'll sue you, but.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Well, actually, I don't. I mean, you just can't put.

[Mike]

It's the eight. Is the eight.

[Tyler]

The way. It's the font of the eight.

[Mike]

Is that.

[Tyler]

Is it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You can't do it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So. And that was a. That was a whole big deal. Was because Teresa Earnhardt, the Wicked witch of the Southeast, she had all the number eight, and the number three still has all the number three stuff.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Jimmy]

For Dale Earnhardt. Now she. The number three car is still owned by rcr. Yeah, rcr. Richard Childers.

[Mike]

Okay. There's a difference between a hoopty with a blue line sticker or. Or especially an old Crown Vic. An old Crown Vic's definitely got.

[Jimmy]

Especially if it still has the little light thing on it. Like, you know, that was a former cop car.

[Mike]

Like, dude, squealer. If you put the order under John Tavius, that would be awesome.

[Tyler]

It's It. Those are cool people, man. That pizza people. I like them.

[Mike]

Why do you say that?

[Tyler]

They're just nice people. They just don't know how to put pepperoni.

[Mike]

What makes them cool?

[Tyler]

Just nice.

[Mike]

They're not very.

[Tyler]

They always ask how the show's going, how everybody's doing. I mean, you're very impersonable. You don't really care about anybody else, so you would never notice.

[Mike]

I've been here doing the work, making the show go. Mike's over there.

[Tyler]

But no, they're very nice, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they are very, very nice.

[Mike]

Yeah, they're gonna be nice if they can put pepperoni on her pizza. I don't know. Is this a pound ten?

[Tyler]

It says ten British pounds right in the words. I mean.

[Jimmy]

It'S in the words.

[Tyler]

Amen. Amen. I just work here. I'm just. I'm just here so I won't get fired.

[Mike]

10 British pounds. 10 British pounds for the top fellows here. That's pretty good.

[Tyler]

That's exactly how it sounded. I like it.

[Mike]

Listen to you and go, damn, Mike's pretty good at Asians.

[Tyler]

I bet they do. I just got a. I got an order from England a minute ago. I like it.

[Mike]

From England.

[Jimmy]

Did. Did you guys see that video that I posted? It was like, you know, this right here is an American socket, and this is an Asian socket. Have you seen that one?

[Mike]

Tight. You wear your head like they said it's cutting out circulation and brain activity. Shut up, Heather. Is it that bad?

[Tyler]

No. Well, the brain. Lack of brain power. Yeah. Not the hat.

[Mike]

What do we sent pepperoni via Amazon to the studio? I think his keyword. Think it's keyword titties.

[Tyler]

Open mic at three, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, we got open mic at three. If you guys want to cruise on down to the Counterculture Inc. YouTube, me, Justin and Nick will be doing at 3:00'. Clock. We'll be.

[Jimmy]

How do I send you a. Oh, I can do a private chat here. You can put this up. This is a YouTube video.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, private chat. Pretty cool.

[Jimmy]

That's so we can post stuff to each other without other people seeing it. Dude, everybody's tired this morning.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Home late last night. Traffic one lane closed on 95 every night.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, they're doing this one lane open. Yeah. I don't know what the they're doing over there. Like one lane and it's always in the same spot. Like they're out there with Giant.

[Mike]

Yeah. If you use right here you have an American song.

[Tyler]

Canadian, American.

[Mike]

Over the Hill. You have a Chinese socket.

[Tyler]

They have an American sock.

[Jimmy]

It's a Chinese socket.

[Tyler]

Do they really go like that in China?

[Jimmy]

Yes, that's what makes it.

[Tyler]

No way. No way.

[Jimmy]

Do you remember the. The plugs we had in like Iraq? The weird like you get there. Xbox doesn't work.

[Mike]

I blew the Xbox cord like three times before I figured it out. So obviously they come with that block that takes the hit. So the Xbox doesn't take it. But I burned out three chords. I'm like, what the is going on? Like, dude, you can't use that. You have to get an adapter.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was. That was. That was rough and that. And like daisy chain in the.

[Mike]

We got to. We got to Baghdad. And I was like, oh, we're living out in these old ass buildings on fob Loyalty. But I was like, it was all the. They had already put kind of like some WI fi in there and it was like, okay. They built bunk beds. It wasn't that bad. I'm like, there was like nine of us to this room. And I was like, let's get an Xbox. So I shipped my Xbox to myself from states. Like, I had my dad ship it to me. And as soon as it got there, I had it for like one month. And then they're like, hey, we're pushing you guys out. And all we did it was like we moved like every two weeks. And I was like, we can. I We couldn't have any commodities because we just kept moving. We had to pack up all of our. In a ruck assault bag and a duffel bag and move. You know, like, you can't. Can't have a Xbox doing that.

[Tyler]

No.

[Jimmy]

We had. One of the JSS's had a fire in the barracks because they had like 15 surge protectors, one after the other in a daisy chain.

[Mike]

They.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they fried it, man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

But yeah, now they just. They bucket came down. They're like, you're not allowed to daisy chain your surge protectors.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Sergeant. Yeah, sorry, sir.

[Mike]

Yeah, I want that one on standby in the media assets. Affirmative.

[Guest Speaker]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Yes. Yeah.

[Mike]

The on base PX had Xboxes. I remember that. They had TVs too. I bought a TV on FOB loyalty. Just left that there. 200 TV after 2 weeks. I was like, I can't. I remember one time I tried moving with. Everybody else is loaded. I have a tv. They're like uber. Drop the tv.

[Tyler]

You leave it.

[Mike]

Yeah, I had to. All of our sergeants and stuff were. I wasn't a sergeant when I deployed it, but they were all like. They had been deployed three, four times. Like, they didn't get any commodities when they were there. So we were like, have. Trying to have Xboxes and TVs. And they're like, dude, this is war, you vaginas. Like, so they didn't. They weren't like, oh, make sure hoover gets his TV. Like, they're like, leave the TV.

[Jimmy]

It's like. And these weren't like the. The TVs that we have now. These were, you know, relatively substantially heavy TVs.

[Mike]

You know, it wasn't like these TVs.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, these were, you know, you. Because you remember in the p. Like the PX on Taji, right next to it, there was a, like local bazaar where like local shop people could sell stuff. That's where you get like all your bootleg DVDs and.

[Mike]

Bro. Bootleg DVDs. I still. I think I still have some of them. Like that. They would. You could get an entire season or series of a show. You could get like all nine seasons. There would be one that's up. So like mid. Like, you'd be like on season four and it would be like season two again. And you're like.

[Jimmy]

Like either that or like it's not syncing up.

[Mike]

Do you remember when. You'll remember this, Jimmy. Do you remember when Wolverine Origins got leaked and Iraq had the green room copy? And it was before CGI was put in so, like, everybody's on cables. You're watching a movie that was done except for the CGI at the end. So, like, everybody's flying around on cables, and, like, there's green everywhere.

[Jimmy]

It was weird, dude, that, like, I'm trying to remember, like, what. What all we had because we got some, like, box sets that were from the States, like the Shield and Rescue Me.

[Mike]

Yep. Sons of Anarchy. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Sons of Anarchy got big when we got back. I hadn't heard about it, and then we got back, and, like, I came back from leave, and everybody was like, sons of Anarchy. Sons of Anarchy. Sons of Anarchy. I'm like, what the is this? And I was, like, sucked in. And then after a while, I got bored with it because it was like, how many times can I see this motorcycle gang do up?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Different town with a different bad guy. And it's the same over.

[Mike]

Yeah. You guys traded with the Irish.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Like, okay, I'm out, man. Like, you know that's based on Hamlet, right? What? Yeah, it's based on Hamlet.

[Mike]

Did not know that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So Jax's. Jax's Hamlet. Right. And the. The king instead is. What was his name? You know the guy. Yeah, Clay, the king is. So remember, the queen and the king killed Hamlet's father, and they took over the kingdom together. And then. And Hamlet figures it out.

[Mike]

I did not know that. That's cool. Did you know that the. The movie Den of Thieves was inspired by the rangers that robbed the bank? Soft operators robbing banks. That's where that came from.

[Jimmy]

Well, yeah. I mean. I mean, did you guys not have. Did you guys not have, like, crazy conversations about, like, you know what, man? We all should all just get out at the same time. Go down to Columbia.

[Mike]

The mov. The show the Wire came out or not came out. We watched the Wire in Iraq, and we were like, what's his name? Omar. Which just rob drug dealers. And we're like, dude, let's just go rip Drug dealers. They're not going to call the police. New member, change agent 88. Thanks, bro.

[Jimmy]

I like the cross, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, Hellboy, that was a big one. I think the creator, Sons of Anarchy, wrote the Shield.

[Mike]

I believe it. Because there's a lot of people that were cross.

[Jimmy]

Those are both FX shows. Both fm.

[Mike]

Yeah, they were. Yeah. Rescue Me was fx.

[Jimmy]

Yep. I mean, FX was. Was wild. That was.

[Mike]

They were competing with HBO with, like, the Sopranos and stuff.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it was awesome. I remember watching 300 anyway. We watched 300 right before we got.

[Mike]

That wreck I watched 200 in high school, but 300 that movie, if you. We were talking about kids. There's a little titty scene in there and like with the oracle like flapping around, you're gonna have to cover your kids eyes. And there's a. There's a very brief sex scene between Leonidas and his wife. Outside of those, that movie is perfect for kids to watch. You get to see. I think about this all the time. When that little troll guy. Mother, father, and Leonidas says you can't be a Spartan. You can help us, but you can't. So what I want you guys listen. Are you listening right now?

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Mike]

What's Xerxes do? He finds somebody that was unhappy and goes, I can give you everything. All I do, all I demand is that you kneel and kiss. Right. And he does it and he feels ashamed for it. Right. And I. That being said, I always think of like biblical stuff. Like you could have all of this sin, this world, this world. And it's like the devil saying like you can have it all, but you just, you know. And it was bad because they actually had titties in that scene too.

[Jimmy]

So I watched 300. I watched 300 in Iraq with my dad. It was while we were. When he was spent time with us out at Taji. And it got to that scene where.

[Mike]

The.

[Jimmy]

The older guy's sons dies and what's it right after?

[Mike]

Oh, they took eight minutes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. We're in Iraq. We're in Iraq and like nobody had died. And then like homeboy's son gets. Get his. Gets his head cut off and he goes crazy and starts killing everyone. And then like my dad, we kind of like paused the movie without talking, you know, because I'm in Iraq, he's leaving and I'm staying. And I'm like, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette. He's like, I'm gonna take a. Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean that. He's like. His cries were louder than the enemy's battle.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. All right. This is, this is a little. Dude. The funniest thing that ever happened when me and my dad was there is we. We took indirect and they hit the aha right next to the airfield while we, while he was there. And I mean it was blown up a lot for a couple of hours. And so we were underneath the scud bunkers watching the ammo holding area just blow itself to pieces. And I was, I like smoking a cigarette. My dad was smoking a Swisher. Sweet. And I was like, dad, when I was a baby, you Ever think we would do anything like this? You're like, no, son, I did not.

[Mike]

Change. Assassin says, been listening for a long time. Would love to call in. Yeah, bro, you waited until we have four minutes left. You could have called in today, but we. If we open the call in thing is an open thing. We thought when we started this broadcast day one, we all thought the lines would be hot. Nobody calls in. Clint was the only guy that called in. So you are absolutely able to call in. He says, he promises he won't say anything crazy. You can keep it crazy. I think just no N word. And we're pretty good. Mike, do you want to put the. Is it your personal number that you put up there? Is it the other number?

[Tyler]

No, it's a. It's a Google number.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, some of the guys on Patreon and they have. They have our numbers.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true. I still have not called spoiler.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I did. I talked to Ian, I've talked to Dylan. I've talked to Clint, obviously. Okay, well, he's saying it again.

[Tyler]

Monday.

[Mike]

Yeah, Monday. All right.

[Jimmy]

Absolutely. Wednesday is a bad day. I mean, Tuesday is a good day, too, because of Patreon.

[Mike]

Yeah, but I don't want to limit people. Like, only. Only so many. If he wants. If he wants to call in and have everybody hear it, I'm all about it.

[Jimmy]

That's fair.

[Mike]

We got a lot of different things coming up. We are, you know, we're starting to align these shows where it's a little bit more fast pace. We're all still getting used to five days a week, like I'm telling you. I can. I'll speak for myself by Friday. I love casual Fridays because I not. I love not having to worry about it. But we are going to fill Friday up with segments from people, a lot of contributors, you know, people that can call in once a week, get you hooked on some personalities like the communist Marine and all that good stuff. So where's the number? Where can he get the number? Can you put it in the chat?

[Tyler]

Yeah, one second. Let me look it up.

[Mike]

Mike's got to do something real quick.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we were pinning it to the chat for a while. Nobody called.

[Mike]

No one called Call when the commie's on. So, no, what we'll do is if you guys. The super chats we need you to do on Thursdays when the commie comes on. If you guys super chat. Like, like change. Just did ask if we'll ask him a question.

[Jimmy]

Dude, we all need coffee. James, I didn't drink Any soda this morning? I had power.

[Mike]

You haven't had caffeine yet, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Mike]

I got a white monster if you want one.

[Jimmy]

I might. I. I need to be up. I might shotgun that thing. Just because you know when you're trying to do like a show and you're trying to do it in one. One take, right? Like. And I normally go 30 minutes to an hour. I don't do it short. Like, Hookstead does it short. I. I'm pretty long form. And man, it. It is hard to stay up that long by yourself with no one to play off of.

[Tyler]

Ready?

[Mike]

I'll type it. What's the number?

[Tyler]

772. 217.

[Mike]

217 5453. All right, that is the number to call in. If you can text that number, you don't have to give a. You just say, hey, this is so. And so I wanna. I wanna talk about this. Just something we used to get some crazy. And so that just would help. And that way we can text you back and say, yeah, give us five. Or something like that. But yeah, that's the number. So write it down, copy it, take a picture with your phone. Don't be a call in, man.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, come. Come have a conversation.

[Mike]

Coffee with heavy cream and bone broth. Shot of stevia. Nutritious. This just sounds disgusting. Keto five zero.

[Jimmy]

Joe comes in. Morning, guys. Hey. We're getting ready to leave, dude.

[Mike]

What's up, Joe? All right, guys, that's it. Unless there's some kind of emergency this weekend, we will see you Monday morning at 11am Later. Jv team for life.