Firefighters SAVE Woman From Rollercoaster and Get SUED?? (06/03/2026)

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – Episode Summary

Podcast: The Antihero Broadcast
Episode: Firefighters SAVE Woman From Rollercoaster and Get SUED??
Date: June 3, 2026

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Overview

This episode dives into several headlines and stories particularly relevant to first responders, veterans, and blue-collar Americans, focusing on news, internet hoaxes, law enforcement controversies, and plenty of banter. The hosts debunk a viral firefighter lawsuit rumor, analyze Ukraine-Russia updates, touch on law enforcement cases, joke about male/female dynamics in policing, and announce new shows within their podcast network. Tonally, the show is irreverent, fast-paced, and laced with dry blue-collar humor and inside jokes.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Viral News Debunked: The Firefighter Lawsuit Hoax

• Segment Start: [02:15]
• The hosts respond to a viral reel claiming a woman sued firefighters for inappropriate touching during a rollercoaster rescue.
• They analyze the video, questioning inconsistencies (e.g., odd firefighter gear, multiple rollercoasters shown, out-of-place footage).
• A (“Tyler”): “This, my friend, is AI. This isn’t real.” [04:11]
• The hosts confirm the story is completely fabricated, driven by viral social media pages.
• They discuss how easily misinformation spreads and admit initially falling for it.
• Quote:
  A: “I’m just saying I fell for it. I actually didn’t know this was fake news until after I posted the thumbnail today.” [07:10]

Key Insight:

• Social media hoaxes can fool even seasoned skeptics; always check sources before sharing or reacting, especially regarding first responders.

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2. Ukraine Strikes Russia—Economic Forum as Target

• Segment Start: [10:10]
• Hosts cover reports of Ukrainian drone strikes on St. Petersburg, coinciding with Russia’s major economic “Davos” forum.
• Wyatt’s Voice Memo (on-the-ground source):
  • Ukraine deliberately targeted oil refineries and a naval base in St. Petersburg.
  • The timing was a show of force during Putin’s annual economic forum.
  • “We sent long range drones into St. Petersburg, striking their main oil refinery as well as a naval base… This has been part of an ongoing operation for over a year now, striking their oil, that is their main source of revenue. And that revenue goes towards killing us.” [17:01]
• The hosts joke about historical claims over Ukraine and make dark satirical references to US foreign policy ("weapons of mass destruction" justification).
• Conversation shifts to the grind and futility of the prolonged war.
• A: “We’re at the length of World War II, except it’s just a big stalemate and people die and the only people dying are civilians. ...The battlefield has since slowed down significantly to the point where they’re only doing these airstrikes and only civilians are dying.” [14:24]
• C: “It’s always gonna be outcome driven.” [29:45] (Referring to both war and policing.)

Key Insights:

• Ukraine striking the symbolic heart of Russia signals both tactical aggression and psychological warfare.
• The discussion mirrors fatigue around prolonged conflicts, drawing parallels to historical wars and civilian suffering.

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3. Other Blue-Collar & Law Enforcement News

A. Myrtle Beach Gun-Waving Detective

• Segment Start: [24:01]
• Story: MB detective points a gun at a coworker over re-heating fish in the microwave.
• A: “He pulled his gun out, pointed it. Loaded gun at another cop over fish in the microwave… at the police department.” [25:36]
• Hosts clarify: yes, this is real (not another internet hoax).

B. New York Pursuit Death & Trooper Sentence

• Segment Start: [25:56]
• NY trooper sentenced to 2.5–7.5 years for Pittsfield death of a girl during a chase (father fled after a stop escalated).
• Detailed debate about pursuits, discretion, administrative policy, and the impossible Monday-morning quarterbacking of law enforcement actions.
• A: “It’s ugly. It’s not fun when people die. Pursuits are ugly. We could always say don’t pursue for anything and then that’s fine, nobody ever dies. ... Or say we should chase cars and then would you be okay if your family died in this case?”
• They highlight that modern law enforcement is often policy-driven and outcome-judged—with strong opinions on both sides.

C. Law Enforcement/Sheriff Policy & Recruitment

• Discussion of “no chase” vs. aggressive pursuit policies, referencing Georgia State Patrol and Florida agencies with different approaches.
• Long tangents on police hiring, retention, and the difficulty of balancing crime-fighting with minimizing risk and lawsuits.

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4. Political & Social Commentary: New Jersey Primary Controversy

• Segment Start: [40:27]
• AOC-style Democrat with history of testifying for an Islamic cleric convicted in World Trade Center bombing wins a NJ primary.
• Hosts express disbelief (“a human being who testified on behalf of Al Qaeda was elected to go to the final election…” [41:56]) and muse on the changing nature of post-9/11 American politics.

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5. Announcements – New Shows on the Network

• The Life Raft: A new show with Jake and “Jay,” focused on men’s mental health, humor, and blue-collar perspectives.
  Jake: “The broad stroke of it is talking about the male experience today… not a lot of really gay, touchy-feely shit, but just… from a uniquely male perspective.” [50:13]
• Sons of Thunder: Tyler’s upcoming Sunday show from a Christian/men’s improvement angle with Steve from Peace Purpose Podcast.
• Playful rivalry and laughter about time slots, audience overlap, and show purposes.

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6. Irreverent Banter: Gender, Work Culture, and Food

• Tongue-in-cheek rants about women in male-dominated workplaces, policing, paid time off for menstruation, and the inherent problems with crunchy tacos.
• Jake: “Nobody should eat a crunchy taco. That food is so stupid. It was designed as a joke and only retards fall for it.” [57:58]
• Extended riffing about tattoos, new show names, and the unwritten rules of blue-collar masculinity.

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7. Mock Job Interview & Sheriff Candidacy Jokes

• Jake jokingly grills Mike about his hypothetical sheriff campaign:
  • “What would your policy on crime be?”
  • “What’s your percentage goal for people of color?”
  • “Would you commit to keeping it under 5%?” – Mocking DEI trends [79:50]
• C: “Bad guys go to jail. Bad guys go to jail.” [76:44]
  (His tongue-in-cheek campaign slogan)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• A: “That’s how much we rely on social media for our news… You should be relying on these two retards. They can’t get their audio right to tell you the real news.” [08:37]
• B (Jake): “The more ambiguity and stuff left open for interpretation, the better. Women actually love that.” [56:06]
• A: “My entire campaign is to fire one female. That’s the only reason I’m running.” [72:18] (Satirical)
• Wyatt (on Ukraine): “We sent long range drones into St. Petersburg… That revenue goes towards killing us.” [17:01]
• A: “We’re at the length of WWII, except it’s just a big stalemate and the only people dying are civilians.” [14:24]
• B (Jake, on tacos): “Nobody should eat a crunchy taco. That food is so stupid. It was designed as a joke…” [57:58]
• C: “I’m very vocal that any initiative that puts... I have a shirt that says anti-DEI, pro-merit. That goes for anything.” [78:37]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Firefighter Lawsuit Hoax Dissection: [02:15] – [08:55]
• Ukraine Strikes St. Petersburg / Wyatt’s Field Report: [10:10] – [19:30]
• Myrtle Beach Detective Pulls Gun Over Fish: [24:01]
• NY Trooper Sentencing/Police Chase Policy: [25:56] – [37:51]
• New Jersey Democrat Primary Outrage: [40:27] – [44:03]
• Announcements: New Network Shows: [48:19] – [52:06]
• Gender, Work Culture & Food Rants: [57:00] – [59:55]
• Mock Sheriff Job Interview & DEI Satire: [75:09] – [80:33]

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Tone & Style

• Candid, sarcastic, and conversational: Hosts banter freely, poke fun at each other, and bring personal experience as LE, veterans, and blue-collar workers.
• Strong on skepticism: Particularly toward viral stories, mainstream narratives, and administrative overreach.
• Community-oriented: Heavy interaction with live chat, shoutouts to listeners, and invitations for guests to join or start new network shows.

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For New Listeners

• This episode captures the show’s mixture of blue-collar humor, veteran/first responder skepticism, and topical news commentary.
• If looking for polished, mainstream analysis, this is not the show. If you want camaraderie, inside jokes, and “real talk,” this is your scene.
• The hosts pride themselves on being a "JV team" with tech errors and derailed conversations, but always keeping it authentic.

Transcript

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All right, we're back. Maybe. Can we hear Tyler?

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I don't know. Can you guys hear me? I didn't crash out.

[C]

No, he did. Well, can you hear us? Anyone?

[A]

Are they all just talking amongst themselves?

[C]

Yeah, they're having a great time. Can anyone hear us?

[A]

You got to be able to hear Tyler. That's the thing.

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One person can respond. Maybe.

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Loud and clear.

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Loud and clear.

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All right.

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Mike saved the day.

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Mike pressed the button. I don't know what. So, yeah, I guess that.

[C]

I think when you moved everything over, something changed.

[A]

It sounded like my wife, I think. I mean, it's fine, but I think when you did that, did you.

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Did you move all. I'm gonna ask.

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I mean, it's not your fault, but it is your fault.

[C]

You move any wires since the last time we brought.

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I didn't move any wires, but what I did was I flipped the black magic thing up to get to the back.

[C]

That must have disconnected something. All right, so we're back.

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What the. Dude.

[C]

All right, back to the long.

[A]

I want to pout and not do the show anymore.

[C]

No, we're doing the show. Go back to the very serious topic we were on.

[A]

Anyways, long story short.

[C]

Oh, there's a meltdown over here.

[A]

What's going on? What are you doing?

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Hold on, I got it.

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What happened?

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Complete melt. There you go. Okay, you gotta put the camera on him. There we go.

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All right, we can remove that at the end of the day. Somebody said that these. This woman sued the firefighters. So what we'll do is we'll go watch this on Instagram. Why would Instagram be open? Why would that be A thing. Wow.

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Bring it here.

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I'm good. I'm good.

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We're gonna be okay. Well, except for that camera. Now, hold on.

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What's wrong with the camera? I put it on me. Eli.

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Everybody take a reset. Eli, you're back to the person that's talking.

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All right, let's see.

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No, that's not it.

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Right here.

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This is now.

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Oh, yeah, there it is.

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Suing firefighters after claiming she was inappropriately touched during a dramatic roller coaster rescue that left passengers stranded nearly 80 minutes at the top of the ride. According to reports, the terrifying incident began after an operational mistake allegedly caused a roller coaster to become stuck vertically on the track, leaving eight riders trapped high above the ground. Witnesses said passengers were left hiding, hanging at the top of the attraction for over an hour in extreme stress while emergency crews rushed to the scene. This is now suing firefighters after claiming she was inappropriate.

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What I want you to notice what did. As a detective, what did you notice about this video? Now you're a detective in 2026, Mike. You're having to fight AI. Something that you didn't have to combat when you were a detective.

[C]

Yep.

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Now look at these firefighters. Now, did they. Does morning shift wear these helmets? That makes sense. The bicycle mountain climbing style helmet light. No bunker gear because there's no fire

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touched during a dramatic roller coaster or.

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Well, I don't know how to fast forward.

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Poster rescue that left passengers.

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First off, look how many different roller coasters we're looking at already. We're already on our second one.

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Yeah, they're going around.

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Ended nearly 80 minutes at the top of the ride. According to reports, the terrifying incident began after. After an operational mistake. Allegedly.

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I know, but they're showing different incidents

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caused the roller coaster to become stuck vertically on the track, leaving eight riders trapped high above the ground. Witnesses said passengers were left hanging at the top of the attraction for over an hour in extreme.

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I want any firefighters in here right now to tell me if you're going to wear full bunker gear 500ft in the air while you climb. Because this, my friend, is AI. This isn't real. So this. This made its rounds to the point where me and Heather were like, holy. That's insane. Some chick is being sued because a firefighter helped her. This is how sick humans are.

[C]

You're saying the whole reel is.

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The whole thing's there? Yeah. What I showed before. You can't see it. This is so stream yard.

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Boom.

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Remove.

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So you're. I got what you're saying. Saying the entire groping story is fabricated. I'm real.

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The whole. Check this out.

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I got you.

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Eli, put that share screen up. Once it pops up there.

[C]

Oh, I got you.

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No evidence. Woman sued firefighter after roller coaster. A misleading video alleged that a woman accused her rescuer of inappropriate touching. Claims that a woman who saved from a stall roller coaster was. Was suing the firefighter who helped her circulate. Who helped her. Circulated online early June 2026.

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I got you.

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Texas firefighter been accused of inappropriate touching while he helped the purported victim.

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So we're basically. We have pages making up complete. Fabricated.

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Going viral.

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That's what I told you. I told you.

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It's. Shit's gonna start happening, dude.

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And wait till somebody's.

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This is what we just watched. So this is really. I just looked up the Fox News. That is real. This right here is real. That is, like you said, probably B roll footage of roller coasters in the past. But that's just a random cop carrying something. This is real. This is all real right here. This is real. That's obviously just the. I don't even know if that's real. Some random black girl. I don't know what that is. That could be real. But here's where I'm asking the firefighters in the chat. Let me know what they say. Do. Would you wear bunker gear up there that high up when you're trying to be lightweight, aerodynamic and agile? What are the comments saying? Any firefighters?

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No, I don't see any fire. But we know one firefighter. But.

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Well, I think Mark Fire is a firefighter.

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Mark Fire.

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No. He said no.

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Okay.

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Mark Fire says no. He would not wear bunker gear 500ft in the air while trying to rescue people trapped. I'm just saying I fell for it. I actually didn't know this was fake news until after I posted the thumbnail today.

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She was right. JoJo's right. Firefighters wear their punker cure like cops wear Oakley's. Like. They love that. Let me throw my helmet radio on. Any fires in here?

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My little gay dangling man. Purse radio.

[C]

Slater does fight fires. We saw that. Slater, the firefighter. He jumps. He's gonna jump a fire here soon.

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Are we gonna do that?

[C]

We're gonna do that.

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I'm still hoping to build a lemon car. That's in my hopes and dreams. Maybe next year.

[C]

But he's gotta fight through the audio first.

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Man. Yeah.

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I will give you. You handled that very well. You the only one you can blame.

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Yeah, I know.

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There was nobody else to blame. And Tyler handled that situation. Complet no short jabs. No nasty little sneaky comments. Everything was. Just calm down, guys. We're gonna get through this. It was never anybody's fault. There was nobody in trouble in the whole room. Can you believe that?

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I. But I did try. I guess you did. I go, yeah. Did you touch anything?

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Yeah, yeah, he tried. He tried. Hey, did you. Yeah. That was the first question. Who touched something besides me? It was great.

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So. Yeah. Never. Never happened. What did they say? I'll take 500 for things that never happened. That whole thing was fabricated. That's how. That's how much we rely on social media for our news. Guys, that's crazy. You should be relying on these two retards. They can't get their audio right to tell you the real news.

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One button, Mike. If I can solve the anti broadcast audio problem, I can be your sheriff. How's that sound?

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Why are you so far to the right?

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Because somebody messed with my camera when we were over there.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, I didn't touch it. Hey, I just.

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Sit down, bro.

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I just.

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Sit down, bro. I'm probably not zoomed in.

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No, you're zoomed in. All right.

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Well.

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Were you sick off?

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No, I wasn't.

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Light switch is just out of the picture, right?

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Yep. There it is, man. We used to have a guy that did all this, but I don't know what happened to him. He called him, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, after firing Lewis.

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We didn't fire.

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After. After getting rid of Lewis and Tyler threw his scooter down the street the last time he worked. Get out of the. He had the audacity to FaceTime Lewis and yell at Lewis and say, did you touch something over here?

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Don't make up. They believe you.

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No, he tried. Lewis tried to help us.

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I don't know. So, yeah, the other big piece of news. Did. Did Ukraine. Did Ukraine.

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Did Wyatt send me two voice messages?

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All right, so we're gonna have to play. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna cover some of this. I don't know.

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I can't load up. I don't think I can load a voicemail message. I have to, like, hold my phone up.

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Okay, that's fine. Ukraine bombs Putin, hometown of St. Petersburg in Russia. The significance of this is that Ukraine is flexing on Russia, trying to show them that they can touch them anywhere at any time. So let's look at this. Go ahead and share that screen. Huh?

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You're not able to do it?

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I have to go back and forth, back and forth. Oh, okay. Damn, bro.

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I thought you.

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I don't know.

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You're not able to do it. I can do it.

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I know you can do it. You just don't see anything.

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Why are you both. I don't.

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It's really toxic in here right now.

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No, you're toxic because you up everything. I. Everything is different. I don't know why you're having to ask. I just never heard you ask him.

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Because if I go to share screen and then I go up to it, if I. I have to share it, then I have to go to it.

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I see what you're saying.

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And then I have to put it. Go back to stream yard when Eli can do it.

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Okay. Okay.

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Ukraine hits St. Petersburg as Putin's Davos gets underway. I don't know what really Davos is. Maybe they'll explain. The attack on President Vladimir Putin's hometown, which hosts the showcase annual economic forum set to begin Wednesday, was the latest signal from Khabib. KB has. That. How you say it?

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Khabib, the fight. That's the. The.

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You.

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The UFC fighter. Khabib. There's a B in there.

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Kiev, that is that it can strike deep inside ad territory and embarrass the Kremlin. I don't know who goes to the annual economic forum. I don't know if that's like a worldwide thing or just Russians.

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He's got money. There's somebody there.

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Hundreds of drones at Russian targets early Wednesday, sending black smoke rising above the historic heart of St. Petersburg just at the event dubbed Putin's Davos was supposed to get underway. Let's take a look.

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Intensifying attacks. An oil terminal on fire after almost 60 drones were shot down, according to a governor in the St. Petersburg region. A symbolically significant attack on Putin's home turf. And on the first day of his major economic forum in St. Petersburg, President Zelensky this morning calling it a good result. And overnight, seven killed when a drone hit a bus in Donetsk in Russian occupied Ukraine, an official says after Ukraine suffered one of the worst onslaughts of the war. 656 attack drones and 73 ballistic and cruise missiles across the country. Zelensky said Ukrainians, after more than four years of war, again huddled underground in the subway. Parts of Kyiv and Dnipro were devastated. Whole apartment blocks turned into infernos. Search and rescue teams scrambling to pull survivors from the Rubble. At least 22 were killed in the latest attacks, including two children. Over 100 injured. Zelensky said. For Vladimir Putin, the strikes are retaliation for what Russia says was a Ukrainian drone strike. On a college dormitory killing 21 people. Ukraine denied targeting a dorm, saying it had struck a drone command unit. President Zelensky pleading for more air defenses from the US and Europe. Those defenses now also needed in the Middle east with the Iran war. Here in St. Petersburg, we meet a pro war student who takes part in cyber drone contests. Live in a city like St. Petersburg where they're.

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I love this.

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Drones being targeted on this very place.

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Actually you kind of get used to it after so many years.

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I'd say it only strengthens the resolver

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his greatest complaint nationwide restrictions to the Internet for security officials hear say. And this morning Savannah. The Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov saying the reason what Russia calls its special military operation in Ukraine is on.

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All right, that's enough. You can take it down. So what's yalls thoughts on this never ending war in Ukraine and Russia? At what point if you're Ukrainian or Russian, do you just say it or do you join?

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They gotta be there at this point, man.

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Wow. That's like we're. We're at the length of World War II, except it's just a big stalemate and people die and the only people dying are civilians. It seems like the battlefield, from what I understand, the battlefield has since slowed down significantly to the point where they're only doing these airstrikes and only civilians are dying.

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Yeah, it's like down the road and a drone comes out of nowhere.

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Don't you think the Ukrainian people would just be. What? Like, I don't understand. Maybe I don't get it. Why don't the Ukrainian people want to

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be under Russian rule?

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Pride, that's fine. That's a good answer. I'm just. I'm assuming that if this could all end and you think they're to the

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point where it's like, you're not my buddy guy. Like they're just shouting at each other. It's like nobody can really give up. It's just like you, Ezekiel. Like you like. It's like nobody else wants. We don't want anybod to die, but nobody will just go, all right, fold like it's over.

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Like, Russia really truly believes to their bones that Ukraine belong. They lost. They lost all that territory. It's Russia. It's like historic Russia about going dating back centuries.

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You want it back destroyed. Like, remember when we used to talk about that?

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It looks like World War II. Yeah.

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It's like you just destroyed it like Gaza and now you want it back. It's like you destroy.

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Hey, dude, I'VE been dealing with people with nothing but pride and ego, and they will destroy something.

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Even that.

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They.

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Even the audio.

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No, I did not destroy that. I did not sabotage that. But I'm just saying people are nuts, dude. And if Putin's that nuts. Yes. He will take a destroyed. A destroyed Ukraine just to say it's his.

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Yes.

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Like there's no logic, rhyme, or reason with these people. Their bananas.

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Bananas.

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Can you play Wyatt's thing for us, please?

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Yeah. Voicemail.

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Yes. Mike saved the. Mike saved the day by pressing a button. For all he. All he's. He could go home right now.

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He's good.

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He's happy.

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I'm here.

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I'm engaged. I saved the day. I'm pretty much done.

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I even have a song ready for today. I have a song. I do.

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Is it.

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Hey, everybody.

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Sorry I couldn't be there for the live, but in this line of work, you don't really get to write your own schedule. But I'll get down to the point regarding St. Petersburg. Today was the first day of the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum. It's Putin's own little version of Davos, where a bunch of scumbags all get together and decide what they want to do should they be able to rule the world. It's no worse, it's no better. It's the same other people deciding how you have to live. But the attendees today were met with a burning sky. And yes, the timing was on purpose. We sent long range drones into St. Petersburg, striking their main oil refinery as well as a naval base. Damaging. Damaging one of their. One of their larger ships. I forgot the name of the class. I'm not really a naval guy. Sorry. But also shut down the. The oil refinery. Now, this has been part of an ongoing operation for over a year now, striking their oil, that is their main source of revenue. And that revenue goes towards killing us. So we've been hitting Rostov, Moscow, ust, Luga, Primorsk, dozens of refineries. St. Petersburg this time was chosen because of the economic forum as a show of really to flex, as Tyler would put it.

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And I have a video. Did he send you the video?

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Nope.

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I got the video. Let me get it over here,

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Moon.

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Oh.

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Moon says Russia has more of a legitimate historical claim to Ukraine than the United States ever had to Iraq or Afghanistan.

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Yeah, there's weapons of mass destruction, though.

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Oh, that's all you got to say? Yeah, that's all you got to say in Ukraine is there's weapons of mass destruction. And then you can go in There. It's totally fine.

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Yeah. The Cheney war machine.

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Oh, we had. I totally forgot because everything went to. We had someone join. I highly doubt they're listening, because they probably joined. They quit once they realized we didn't know how to work our audio. But Christina Perry, 14L, she sings that song Jar Hearts, became a YouTube member. We weren't even live. It was at 11:13. I want to say thank you to whoever that is.

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All right, ready? Yep. Shooting at oil tankers. Maybe they'll blow up more. Oh, they're shooting at the drones.

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My bad.

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Imagine if that thing did a dive. Hey, that's not Makachev. Dude looks like him. Imagine, I think just did a dive bomb. But there's the oil refineries on. On fire.

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That's from Wyatt. Cell phone.

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That is from Wyatt's cell phone. Wyatt is the man. We appreciate everything we get from Wyatt Live in Akron, Ohio.

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Somebody says my wife, who is very protective of us in the show, says she thinks Christina is a double agent.

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Why do you think that? Because her name's Christina.

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Who's Christine?

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Oh, female.

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No.

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Oh, okay.

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I think it's timing. I.

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We.

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I was just telling Eli we've never had someone sign up for a new member before the show started. It's always during the show we get. So.

[B]

I was like, they're here early, man.

[C]

They're ready.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Ready for the audio. Sorry. We made it. Somebody saved it. I don't know. We're over our 51 minutes. 37 minutes of audio down. No, I'm not. I'm really not. I'm glad it helped. Tyler was. It was. It sucks. It's. Nobody knows what. It's random. I have no idea. I just pushed a button, and it worked. The same button I pushed when I got here.

[A]

I don't deserve this award.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

I need to give it to everybody else.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[A]

Means we. This.

[C]

This show is for you guys. This show is for you guys. And I was on the whole time. I was prepared to take this show on alone.

[A]

Dude, I love it. You're like Garth from Wayne's World. Like, put the camera on Mike, and

[C]

he's like, So I was bad. I wasn't expecting it.

[A]

The crowd can talk.

[C]

Yeah, Well, I was waiting for you to lose your. Honestly, I was like, here, let me. Let me. Let me see how long we can make. This is. We'll see. So you want to hit the break? You want to go in the next studio? I got stories. Yeah, let's make any crayons for me.

[A]

Oh, speaking of crayons, which reminds me of Marines. Nick Prawl, a member of the counterculture shooting team. Oh, right here. White star. He posted G Money.

[C]

Oh, that dude we got gonna show it.

[B]

Yeah, I can do that. Hold on, let me.

[A]

It was. It was pretty good. I thought so. G. G Money. I was on G Money show last night. I was in there on Counterculture Inc. And G Money was like, yeah, I saw somebody make a. AI photo of me. I look like a Jew, and I've got a bag of money, and. And I went to their page, and they got Trump in a gold chain. And I don't know who that. And I'm thinking, like, who the did that? Like, that's like. And then I thought it was funny, obviously. And then, because Nick has a sense of humor only when he's picking on people. And then Justin messaged me because that's. Dude, that's Nick Prawl. Like, get out of here. So he clipped Nick this morning. And it was just. It's.

[C]

Anytime you clip Nick, it's good.

[A]

Yeah, well, at least somebody's clipping Nick, because Nick ain't clipping Nick. He has a projection making no clips.

[C]

He has a. He has a producer.

[A]

All right, let's see here. I know it's in our stories.

[C]

It was collabed with somebody. It's right there. It's a top one. Missed it. The white. Right there.

[A]

Mr. White Sauce. Oh, those are pinned here, guys.

[C]

No new wars.

[A]

Trump war. I saw some dude gave me a beanie and a hook nose holding a

[B]

pot of Jew gold, right?

[C]

I saw that.

[A]

I go. I go check out his page, and you know, he's got a picture of Trump. No new wars with his golden Uzi and all that. Dude, Not. Not much to it, man.

[C]

I think that's amazing.

[A]

Isn't that good?

[C]

That's amazing.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Quick into the.

[A]

Hey, Nick's got a reel up on Instagram. Finally. Somebody's gonna do it. Yeah, no, that's it. That's.

[C]

Oh, somebody. Oh, somebody did it for him.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Has he done anything on his own?

[A]

I saw that he did something for Philly cheesesteak pretzels once.

[C]

That's not sponsored by.

[A]

No, he didn't even get free Philly cheesesteak pretzels.

[C]

They're really good. I heard him last night rambling about it.

[A]

That really bothered you. Didn't Tyler.

[C]

He's waiting. I'm waiting on the cameras from. Come from. I'm waiting for everybody else to do the job for me.

[A]

Next topic is Myrtle beach, apparently.

[C]

Myrtle Beach. We spent some time in Myrtle beach, right? Did we not? Yeah, that was a good time.

[A]

They had the Myrtle beach headhunters out there. There's the dope. The. Well, I was gonna say dope boys, but our version of dope boys. The. The pipe hitters. Yeah, those dudes all came out and saw us. It's like so many of them.

[C]

A now formal Myrtle beach detective is facing charges after he allegedly pulled his gun on a patrolman for heating up fish in the microwave.

[A]

I hate it when people do that, dude.

[C]

Michael debaez of Myrtle beach is charged with pointing and presenting a firearm at a person at the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division was asked to investigate the situation. Community member. Man, it went straight to 0 to 100 and pistol over the fish. That's a little outrageous. Said Thompson, a retired law enforcement officer visiting the area. That incident happened Saturday at the Myrtle Beach Police Department on North Oak Street. According to an arrest affidavit, Tobias confronted Myrtle beach patrolman about him warming up fish in the microwave, which caused an odor in the office. Speaking of G money and fish, that sounds like something he would have around. Probably smells like a fish in his little area right there.

[A]

Well, he's got cats. Yeah, so it definitely smells.

[C]

Charles Devine and Myrtle beach residents said the workplace disagreements happen. The allegations. The allegations go too far. Although I do not condone heating up fish in the microwave.

[A]

Is this real?

[C]

This is real.

[A]

We got Duke already.

[C]

Oh, this is real.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Although I do not condone heating up fish in the microwave because I can see why that would be upset someone. I don't think it warrants pulling a firearm. The warrant said that during the confrontation, the bias drew the pointed the fire department or the. The department issued firearm at the patrolman. So Myrtle beach, which we enjoyed. We had a great time. We. We enjoyed everybody's company up there. You can't pull your gun out over fish in the microwave. You go to jail especially.

[A]

It wasn't it like a police station?

[C]

It was in the police department.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He pulled his gun out, pointed it. Load a gun at another cop over fish in the microwave. So we're gonna go with. Is that things you don't do for 500? Is that where we're going with it?

[A]

That's crazy, dude. What about the trooper sentence to prison? Another crazy story.

[C]

Yes. So we have. This one is an older story. It just happened. A New York trooper was sentenced to two and a half to seven and a half years in prison after he rammed his Vehicle into an SUV during a high speed chase leading to the death of an 11 year old girl. So let me start out by saying anytime a child dies, it is unfortunate. We don't want anybody to die, especially children. But in this case, the father was stopped for speeding. He did not comply, he resisted, he was pepper sprayed and then took off in a high speed pursuit. During that pursuit, the trooper alleges that the suspect rammed him and then swerved to him creating a dangerous situation. At which point the trooper rammed the car or pitted it. I'm using the word pick because there's no video they're saying rammed. I can see where it might be a pit maneuver. Either way, vehicle rolled over and the young lady was ejected or killed. And that we don't, we don't want that ever. He was found not guilty in a trial of actual murder. They charged him. Like every other good cop case we're seeing nowadays, cops are going straight to life.

[A]

Was the child in the car?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was a family. It was her dad decided to flee.

[A]

So there's a lot of things that I have questions where you might not have answers to. Did the trooper know there was a child in the car?

[C]

He walked up to the window, he got in the confrontation. I don't know.

[A]

I can't answer that because like I would, this whole thing would have to be thrown out if the trooper was like, I had no idea there's a kid in that car. If, if you could articulate that that trooper knew nobody else was in the car.

[C]

But yes.

[A]

Oh, put the comments back up, Eli.

[C]

So yeah, I get it. But this goes back to the. We have a right to pursue.

[A]

Right.

[C]

I know there's circumstances when we should, shouldn't and, but then the charge, it was, well, it was just a speeding stop. Then he got, it was turned to resisting and he pepper sprayed the guy and then yeah, the guy takes off. So it, I've always said we've, we have this debate a lot. It's ugly. It's not fun when people die. Pursuits are ugly. We could always say don't pursue for anything and then that's fine, nobody ever dies. We can then criminals just say we're just going to flee every time and we're never going to catch anybody. Or you're going to say like we should chase cars and then would you be okay with your family died in this case? I'm going to be honest. The dad chose to flee the police should you ram a car at 100 miles an hour okay, maybe not. They're using the word ram. I didn't see it. But is it murder? Is it is your choice or if it's in your policy that you can chase cars and they're saying, the trooper saying he swerved at me, he tried to hit me, tried to take me off the road, so I took him out. The easy answer is don't chase. Right? Never gonna have a catch.

[A]

It's the easiest answer. It is, it's a catch all because

[C]

you can't say don't resist and don't, don't, don't flee the police because that's not the answer. So the other answer is don't chase cars.

[A]

And the problem with having police admin and city councils having discretion on Monday morning quarterbacking a. Because you gotta think, dude, if there's a sore elbow there's going to be a lawsuit coming. And so you can't blanket everything like that because when everybody's like oh well how do we stop women being raped in the military? Just don't allow them in the military anymore. Right. That's, that solves your problem. Well, you can't. I'm saying that's a blanket catch all. If the problem is that real. If the problem is that big, I just gave you a solution. If you don't want to use it, that's fine. But it's a blanket catch all that nobody likes. So the no pursuits thing is also a blanket catch all. Where had this man murdered a child or abducted a child, everybody would be cool with the pursuit.

[C]

Yeah, it's always, unfortunately unless the child

[A]

died like it did, then the, you know, it's hard, dude.

[C]

Well there's always, there's, there's, there's two things with pursuits there. I don't care what anybody says. Even in pursuit policy, Even in pursuit policies where it's justified to chase for everything, it's always going to be outcome driven. Yeah, you go down the road, you pit the guy. If he died, if he's a sole occupant, he dies. I don't think you're really too much to worry about. Yeah but if it, anybody else dies, it's going to come back to would you know, is it worth it? And then again you don't have everybody else has hindsight at that point. Everybody else goes oh what a he chased that. You're in it, you're in the moment. It, it's if it fits the policy, you're obviously, you're not trying to kill anybody. You don't want anybody to Die. But you're trying to catch bad guys, and that's your job, and that's a huge part of police work, is catching bad guys. If you just let everybody go, is that the right answer, too? If you just let everybody. Because we see it.

[E]

We see it.

[A]

If we. If. Juan, if we just. God, dude, it's the public, dude. We should start stopping lawsuits. So they have no precedents to even have a lawsuit. So when somebody goes, hey, my John Tavius was killed while he was running from the police, but he's a good kid. If. Ma', am, listen, I'm a lawyer in the other four. John Tavius is before this John Tavius that died resisting police. There was no. They did with no settlement. So I would highly advise you not take this lawsuit. But when everybody pays out, you're setting a precedent to just sue. So therefore, I don't think really police admin or city councilmen care about human life. They care about lawsuits. They care about image and the perception. And when we get a sheriff that we want and need, that sheriff's going to be able to look at the public in the eye and say, we have to fight crime. And I am willing to give my officers discretion because I hire them to take human life if necessary. I hire. I hire them or I appoint them, essentially, they're yours to take people's constitutional rights away. I have to trust that they are going to make the right call in a pursuit, given the information if I'm not there and there's a forcible felony or violent crime that just took place and I trust the supervisor. But what if I just say.

[C]

What if I just say we blank. We chase for everything. Georgia State Patrol.

[A]

I think that's a good idea.

[C]

Georgia State Patrol has no problems.

[A]

Do they have lawsuits?

[C]

I'm sure they don't care. They knock motorcycles off the road. They crap. I watched one this morning. They hit a motorcycle going 30 miles an hour head on.

[A]

Dude.

[C]

They don't care. So if you.

[A]

It doesn't stop people from running, you can. I think it stops that guy. Yeah, I think. Well, I think in a county, if you establish your. If a sheriff were to establish his first four years as a no tolerance policy, I've. I've talked to bad guys that say, of course I'm going through Orlando. You think I'm going through Polk County, Right? Like they're going to stay out of your county because you lay down the law. So I think that actually probably could the whole state of Georgia.

[C]

I mean, how many more? How about This a gentleman's running through a neighborhood with a gun out. How many people you think are at danger and, and just in that general area.

[B]

And he.

[C]

They're an accurate shot away from being danger. Right.

[A]

So, okay, at every, every second there's at least five people.

[C]

Okay. Now a guy's going 100 miles an hour through the same city.

[A]

Well, you caused him too because you chased him.

[C]

Let's say he takes off and we don't chase him and he's going 100 miles an hour for the next.

[A]

That's a great point.

[C]

You're putting thousands of people in danger.

[A]

How many people have taken off from you, you or your co workers while you were a cop and then you found them an eighth of a mile later completely crashed, tons or, or bailed because they are going to floor it and they are going to try to get out of eyesight for you and they're playing Russian roulette with their car and they don't care who's in their way.

[C]

So do we. But if you want to catch them because what they did and that's where it comes down to is it, is it worth it? I can tell you, and I know you agree there is no crime on earth up to 911 that I would want my family dead for a pursuit. I always said if I was driving down the road my family got killed, I would still be furious. I would not be happy. Yeah, I'd be like, oh great, he's dead. But what about my family? You're never going to have a situation where you go, yeah, my family died and because it was this guy. So then you have to come back to do you let all crime go or do you let. Or do you. And I think here's something that plays into that. I will say this. In my world, if I was in charge, time of day, location is going to play into that. If we can slow roll the car and let's say we have a dense area and then we know that we get a little further from that, that downtown it turns into a more rural and we have some room. I would say let's keep a loose eye on that car for the next five minutes. Try to box them in kind of stay. Then when we get into some stretches like 90, 95, I don't care. 95 knocked him out. Like FHP is psycho out there. They pit everything they. And the likelihood of injuring somebody else on 95 is pretty low. You get into a city atmosphere like where I can understand where Orlando Police Department's like, we're not going to go 100 miles an hour through downtown. Yeah, it's impossible.

[A]

But you're not gonna get anybody a value.

[C]

Let's say we get outside that area and we can use our real time crime center and our cameras and everything to like get them further away. And now you're in.

[A]

Well, those are racist. We're starting to start. We're going to start losing that stuff.

[C]

Well, flock's gone. Yeah.

[A]

Soon. Well, flock's gone because even cops were like, it's.

[C]

Yeah, they're illegally surveying citizens.

[A]

But the surveillance state and all that. Here's my thing is if a sheriff got on the news and said, here, here's what we're doing, I will guarantee I will have a bird in the sky within five minutes, 24 hours a day. This is how much it's going to cost to have four birds ready to go rotation, one bird off to the side, always being an extra because one's going to be down four pilot teams. All this. This is how much this cost annually to have that. This is how much we lost in lawsuits. I want to take the lawsuit money and I want to invest it in a helicopter so that way when they run we can get a bird up. I would be like, at least they're acknowledging it. They're using their money. They're. That is just to be terrified of lawsuits isn't enough for me. Like, I want to be like, no, it's. We can put this money towards other things and still catch the bat. I will say this. Volusia county as a. In Florida, the Daytona beach area has a very, very, very, very, very good system they use where they have so many canines and they, they're, they're. And they're, they're just big enough manpower but not big enough territory. All they have to do is get the bird on the car and they always do, usually especially in the daytime. And then canine gets right up there and they stop, stick the. Out of it all through the county. The car eventually fails and the canine makes a bite in the woods.

[C]

Well, that's. And that's training. That's a huge thing as well, is training for that. Like you have to. Actually here's something I've never done in my career other than on like the FTO level with my people. I trained is like perimeter training. Like, that's something that's sad.

[A]

You need it.

[C]

But think about it. Yeah. Perimeter training. How to. You know, because what does everybody. Here's pursuit. What does everybody do? They go 190 to that where's he at? 3rd and 5th. Let's go. Right.

[A]

I'm gonna get out of my car now.

[C]

You gotta spread out. Like, we have to learn. So if you don't teach that to your new guys, which I know it's not being taught right now at all, you have to teach that in an FTO program and as an agency to say, hey, we're going to open up to pursuit policy. We're going to do that. I like your idea. That's not a bad idea.

[A]

With the bird.

[C]

Like, we're going to have a bird ready. And our goal is to catch bad guys and minimize damage or more crime. Because what do bad guys do a lot of times too Flee, crash, jump out, steal another car, carjack somebody. All those things that come with pursuits. So it's like we're going to. Not a bad idea. Like have that team ready. We're going to lose, surveil. We're going to use our technology correctly and we're going to box these guys in and catch them. And that again, that depends on location. There are some places, like downtown Manhattan, you can't chase cars. Downtown Orlando, you can't chase cars.

[A]

I feel like something, even like Jacksonville is so big. I really feel like they could never make a promise with the bird like that. It's just too big. Yeah, you're. Hey, we can't guarantee we're going to be able to have a bird ready to go in 10 minutes anywhere. So I have bad news for everybody. They're gonna have to listen to me read ad reads that I read at the beginning of the show, followed by a couple more ad reads and I'm very sorry. So I'm beautiful, I'm short and quick. We're gonna do Ghostbed. Go to ghostbed.com forward/antihero10. Anything you need in the bedroom to be replaced, go there. It'll save you 10. I'll tell them that we sent you an elevated silence. Get yourself a can, get yourself a suppressor. The process isn't hard. Exercise your Second Amendment right. Elevated silence. Use promo code anterior15. Say 15. All right, we're gonna run vengeance. I'm gonna take a leak. We're gonna come right back. Very quick. Commercial break. You know where that's at? You know, what's that?

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[A]

And we're back.

[C]

We are back.

[A]

Still got a banner up. That's all right, we'll do it.

[C]

We'll work on it tomorrow.

[A]

All right. One last one. One final story.

[C]

You want me to do it? One?

[A]

Yeah, you got one? No, I got one. Good.

[C]

Get the Chiron.

[A]

Chiron is up.

[C]

Maybe so. New Jersey, the dump. Our buddy Saladrati's up there getting drugged through the coals by the. The. The state of New Jersey. Our man Mark. Sergeant Bruno's up there getting drugged through the mud by the state of New Jersey. And in the state of New Jersey, an aoc. Everybody knows her back. Democrat with past ties to Al Qaeda wins a New Jersey primary. House primary.

[A]

I don't understand. It said that the article I read said that he testified against the terrorists.

[C]

He testified for them. But it sounded like it didn't work out in their favor. It was. It was negative. To them it ended up being negative. But he was for them. A pro Palestinian plastic surgeon New Jersey. Who testified as a witness in a major terrorism case on behalf of convicted Islamic cleric won election in the state of New Jersey. Primary. Adam Hamway, a former army combat medic from Egypt won a 12 way.

[A]

Democrat.

[C]

Adam Hasam Hemway Ham was considered to be a front runner succeeding the blah, blah, blah. He attempted. Let's go down to where it says he tested. So in 1993 they tried to bomb the World Trade center from the bottom. He testified on behalf of the terrorist.

[A]

How do you testify on behalf of terrorists?

[C]

Like it's Jersey. What? What?

[A]

What did he say?

[C]

As the case with a witness presented an extensive defense case, his testimony once cross examined was over. Did more bolster the prosecution for proof of the jihad terrorism conspiracy against the United States than to help it. So he testified for them and supported them. But his testimony was so Bad or was so debunked that it actually helped the prosecutor. But nonetheless, in the United States of America, in the state of New Jersey, a human being who testified on behalf of Al Qaeda, who bombed the World Trade center in 1993, was elected to go to the final election. Was a primary elected to go to the final election against a Republican in New Jersey. So just let that. Let that sink in. A terrorist organization bombed the World Trade center in 1993.

[A]

Essentially, he's a sympathizer.

[C]

It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter, though. It just doesn't matter.

[A]

I want to be in that courtroom where somebody defended terrorists.

[C]

He defended the terrorists.

[A]

I know. I want to know what he said.

[C]

And then he just won an election. They're like, this is so.

[A]

I'm having trouble understanding.

[C]

We wrote a song. Somebody wrote Alan Jackson. Do you remember? Whatever the. Whatever it was about 9, 11. That's a different one. Who wrote the one about what the. Alex Jackson wrote something about.

[A]

Alan Jackson wrote Remember when.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

And that was about your girlfriend in high school.

[C]

Hold on, hold on. Oh, did he write that? Was it Toby Keith?

[A]

All of them? Yes. No.

[C]

Where were you in the world? Stop wondering. Okay.

[A]

When the world stopped wondering.

[C]

Yeah, whatever it was.

[A]

Where were you?

[C]

When the world stopped turning where were you?

[A]

That's still the same deal, the first one.

[C]

I'm gonna keep it.

[A]

There'll be Keith something.

[C]

I have. I have a song for the end of the show. But he wrote that song. Where Were You?

[A]

Sure.

[C]

Okay. And now we have someone who testified on behalf of terrorists that's going to win an election in the state of New Jersey. Let that sink in. The job is dead.

[B]

That is.

[A]

The country's dead.

[C]

The country's dead. Let's start it. Jake, the link is coming.

[A]

I'm gonna enjoy the second hour because we're really just gonna turn it loose to the chats and to the boys. I'm really, really, really digging Fumasa's new intro to Night Shift.

[C]

I didn't see it yet.

[A]

It's crazy. It's so good. We know what it is.

[C]

Okay, there it is. All right.

[A]

He said on. He said. I think it was two days ago. He said, I want to make an intro. And I go, do we see it?

[C]

Can I see it? Take the chiron down.

[A]

It's Mike. It's so good. It's invisible.

[C]

Oh, it's a mic.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And so. I'm serious.

[A]

We have one day, and I'm just so. It's so Good.

[C]

So tomorrow, who. Who is on night shift tomorrow? Is it us?

[A]

No, it's. It's counterculture online.

[C]

But they don't have an intro yet or it's that good that they're holding on. It's that.

[A]

It's got to be that good.

[C]

Is he gonna wear the. The thing. The headband thing?

[A]

Bandana?

[C]

The G Money guys.

[A]

I just got back from work. It's like a firefighter wear their bunkers.

[C]

Oh, just kick my Crocs off over here, man.

[B]

Let me.

[C]

Give me a minute.

[A]

Oh, is he in here with it? There he is.

[C]

Oh, you can't. I can even get an intro in by then. I made my own intro to my own episode this morning in ten minutes.

[A]

You did? Yeah. Was it. Is it the degeneration X?

[C]

No, Here, here, here. It's really high speed. Let me find it.

[A]

Well, I never said I would have it ready by then. Oh, okay. Just

[C]

hold on. Just, you know, all you gotta do

[A]

is take, like, people trying to help you. Where were you? Look at that, man.

[C]

It's not music, man. That's all you gotta do, man. You throw some music on top of picture.

[A]

Oh, what? I love the boomer generation with their AI. Dude, you guys know AI better than anybody younger than you. Yeah, it's the most amazing thing in the world.

[C]

Public records requests are nasty on those things, man. I'm asking for people's DNA from 300 years ago. I want the DNA of the sheriff from 300 years ago.

[A]

Chat GBT really put in the work in there.

[C]

At least there's an intro.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

At least there's an intro.

[A]

All right, so we got Jake in there. All right. Jake, is your phone gonna overheat again?

[B]

No, I think I got it solved.

[A]

All right.

[C]

We've never sound good twice outside of his car.

[A]

He's. When he does his night evening shows, when he comes on, he's usually in his camper.

[C]

At least he's not a nurse.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. All right.

[B]

Yeah, on the. On the. On the night evening ones, like, the whole family is in the house. I mean, dude, my. My oldest, I got three kids. My oldest is four, so it's like it. It gets western, so I hit the camper.

[C]

Can we. Can we have emergency? Yeah, we had emergency. Can everybody look at the tattoo on the garden?

[B]

What are we talking about my Texas tattoo?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, we're definitely talking about the Texas tattoo. Can we. Can we all go back and take

[A]

a look at that?

[C]

Yeah, I see it. I see it. Did you get that?

[A]

In, like, third grade?

[C]

No. Are you guys born with Those? Is there 6 million Texans with tattoos on themselves?

[B]

There's. Honestly, probably more than that.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I. Dude, I actually got it. There was a. There was a. I've got. I've got way stupider tattoos. If we ever decide to do the bad tattoo contest, Dude, I.

[C]

That's. I.

[B]

Trust me. I got some wet. I got one, man. Never mind. If we're gonna do the contest, I'm not gonna say it. I got some crazy.

[C]

Can we talk about that?

[A]

What?

[C]

Does he have his own show?

[A]

I think. Yeah. Where have you been, Mike?

[C]

I've been. I'm just. Are we talking about running for sheriff, bro? What's going on? We're talking about.

[A]

Talked about it last time he was here. I'm sure he's gonna plug it again. It was terrible.

[C]

All right.

[A]

We're so toxic right now that Jake can't even keep up. What's going on?

[C]

Tell us about your show.

[B]

We're so. It's. Well, it's mine and Jay's, and I'm not sure how I got so, like, you know, mixed up with a British guy that we're doing a show now, but it's gonna. It's gonna be good, dude. It's. So it's called. We're calling it the Life Raft, and it's gonna be the life raft with JJ's already posting all over the new Instagram. He's making, like, great AI videos. It'll be at 10 o', clock, though, on Sundays.

[A]

Oh, you guys chose 2 o'? Clock?

[B]

Yeah, well, 2 o' clock Central Time.

[C]

Yeah. That's like two at 3am For Jay.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's like, right in the evening. That's why we kind of did. Is because it's actually still a doable time for Jay, so it's not like his vampire hours.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's. I think that's awesome because you and me had talked offline about kind of like, you know, the point of the show, obviously, just like anti hero, using a lot of humor and dick jokes and gay bashing to each other, but there's some seriousness to it. And it's coming out on June being mental health awareness month for men. Men's mental health awareness month. And I think that's a good time for the show. What?

[C]

That's what month it is, dog.

[B]

I think it's Pride month.

[C]

Oh, is it this month?

[A]

The fact.

[B]

I think this is.

[C]

I think this is a tattoo on his arm as well.

[A]

Oh, you guys should do a bet where somebody gets an England or a Texas tattoo tattooed on him. Yeah,

[B]

see, I don't even know an England tattoo. Just looked like some dumb, like little scribbles. Literally everybody in the note in the whole world knows what Texas looks like.

[A]

That is true.

[C]

England loses a lot of wars too.

[B]

That's true. You know, that is.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's actually some stuff that we'll talk about. But I mean, really, like. So, you know, I think we're gonna have a good turnout. We're gonna have a lot of fun with the chat. Super interactive. We plan on like dominating on the counterculture network. But like the really. The broad stroke of it is. And you know, we'll sort a lot of it out as we go, but the broad stroke of it is like talking about the experience, like. Like the male experience like today. Not, Not. Not necessarily. I mean, Jay's male experience is going to be different this month. But you know, like, dude, not. Not a lot of like really gay, touchy feely shit, but like just talking about like, you know, probably a lot of the same, but from a uniquely male perspective. So sorry for the ladies. I mean, you. You can come, but I just don't think you're probably gonna enjoy it. Julie. Julie is always welcome.

[A]

I'm gonna clip that last part. What about Valkyrie? You can come, but you're always not going to enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna have Valkyrie in your. She's welcome.

[B]

Dude. I kind of think we decided that just like. I don't know how to put this. Begging for super chats, it's kind of just like a bad look. So if Valkyrie wants to come. Yeah, I think so.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

I don't actually. It's not on my list, but yeah,

[C]

I think I could.

[B]

It probably needs to be penciled in there, to be honest.

[C]

Yes,

[B]

sorry, go ahead.

[A]

I was gonna say there's a. There's. That's the newest show on Sunday. Sunday is actually gonna have. Is there another show on Sunday?

[B]

No, Justin's got his Monday or Sunday morning thing that I think Sunday morning

[C]

that's on his own network.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean the kind of like one of the goals for us was to, you know, counterculture being, you know, there's really endless possibilities if every. Like starting at 7:00pm and every night, hey, seven to eight, eight to nine, nine to ten is just constant.

[C]

I gave up my time slot tonight.

[A]

You did? Because you didn't want to do anything. I love it. Michael.

[C]

I won't work if it helps Somebody out. I'll still be online at 6pm tonight on Copville and Facebook doing a open forum for my.

[A]

When when Mike goes to me and says, hey, man, I think I'm gonna move to Cockfield to six because it's way more convincing, convenient. I'm gonna let you all know it's not happening.

[C]

Anyway, tonight, 7pm Canine will be doing countercultural sports special event for the NBA finals, which they've been drawing good crowds before live games. So I, as being the person who saved today's show and saves a lot of things in this network, I decided to allow Canine to have that prime 7pm time slot. And I canceled Mr. Izzo so that Canine could do his thing.

[A]

I used just you at six.

[C]

Yeah, it's just me not doing counterculture. It's just cope Topic. No, Cop topic's done tonight. K9's doing his show.

[A]

What do you mean done tonight?

[C]

It's not happ. 6 o' clock is me, 7pm There's

[A]

a little bit more to the.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. Because I this. I will get the text message out that says, hey, Canine's gonna take.

[A]

Gonna take you run hot topic at 6.

[C]

No, no, I don't. I don't think.

[B]

I don't think you'll really pull up the text, Mike. I'm just being honest.

[C]

I will, I will. It actually says, hey, Canine's gonna run a spot before because this show's much more successful for you because of your over yours. And he says he'll do the ad reads so you don't have to worry about it. And I'm gonna. I'm actually gonna call Tyler out on this one. I'm gonna go get it. So let me. Let me back up here. I'm not gonna show any text messages, but I will.

[A]

I have it up too.

[C]

All right, let me go back. Well, we've texted quite a bit, so we have to get through all the ones we can't read.

[A]

I sent. It was right before I sent you collab because you were on the phone and you couldn't accept a collab.

[C]

No, that was. It was yesterday you talk.

[A]

We talked about this, but you said it again today. I'm gonna do a 6pm live stream for my campaign stuff. I dropped my episode and then K9 can cover, so I thought you meant. How would I not know that that's not Hot Topic.

[C]

Why would it be Hot Topic, though?

[A]

Because it's Wednesday night. Why would it not be Hot Topic?

[C]

Canine wants to go live 7 to 7:30 Wednesday as long as he reads the ads, I'm good with him. Repl your show if you are. That's from Tyler to Mike. And you said no replacing. I said, maybe I'll go live at 6 Wednesday. I'm not sure. And then I told him this morning I'm not.

[A]

Maybe I'll go live at 6. Meaning maybe I will take my live show from 7. But to 6.

[C]

But Tyler completely on me and said, canine's replacing your show. You're good. Don't worry about the ad reads. So in my mind that opens me up to go.

[A]

I don't have to worry about it. So I'm still that you're pulling that whole thing. Well, you didn't explain. Explain it in. Great.

[C]

I could just call it Hot Topic and go live. I mean, it's. Either way, it doesn't really matter.

[A]

No, I don't care. As long as canine BTs. I'm just right. That's all I care about.

[C]

Canine wants to go live at 7pm Wednesday. As long as he reads the ads, I'm good with him replacing your now.

[A]

Read your reply.

[C]

He obviously probably didn't think about this, but the conflict. Maybe, maybe, maybe all wives at home. Anybody listening maybe does not mean for sure. Maybe I'll just go live at 6. I'm gonna drop my election episode Wednesday at noon, then I'll do Hot Topic.

[A]

We have to stop there.

[C]

No, I said actually, if you let me keep going. I did say that. I'll do hot topic at 6. Oh, so you're.

[B]

I've got something that every man should avoid doing at all costs.

[A]

Arguing on the air with another man.

[B]

No, no, no, no. Communicating clearly. Don't do it.

[C]

And we don't. That's why we're. That's why I have such a great.

[A]

I thought it was pretty clear.

[B]

But no, dude, the more. The more ambiguity and stuff left open for interpretation, the better. Women actually love that.

[A]

The bad communication aspect of men. Yeah.

[B]

Yep, they do. So that's. That's contributed. My inability to communicate basic thoughts and emotions has contributed to my success with the ladies over the years.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, that's a great point, Mike. Me and my wife had threatened to video each other in arguments so that way we can pull it on each other.

[C]

You know that one, it's like, why do you breathe so loud? Like, that's. That's what I get.

[A]

I had my wife wake me up and close my mouth like this, and I'm like, I woke up three in the morning. I'm like, what Are you doing? She goes, you were, like. You were, like, breathing. I'm like, are you kidding me? Close my mouth, dude.

[C]

Like, this things men shouldn't do. Breathe.

[A]

Right? Right.

[C]

I mean, that's good.

[B]

Apparently, like, too loudly or in a certain way, I guess. So maybe Heather can chime in on that.

[C]

I've even moved. I move further and further away from her at the table, where I sit at a different spot now. And if the TV's not on, I'll take, like, three. I'll chew, like, three bites. And I look over, and she's, like, staring at me. I'm like, let me. Let me get the remote.

[A]

There's that.

[B]

Speaking of chewing, dude, I got one for you. This one. This has been a. Like, I. I don't know that it's widely accepted, and it'll be a little bit controversial, but as some, like, something honestly, not even, like, no man should do, but no humans should do is eat a crunchy taco. That food is so stupid. It was designed as a joke and only retards fall for it,

[C]

Doc.

[B]

It's. It's shaped in such a way where you have to twist the food and your head to eat it, and it disintegrates after the first bite. It's obviously a joke. Whoever made that is laughing their ass off and made tons of money.

[C]

Yeah, you're right. It falls everywhere.

[A]

That is true.

[B]

It's such a bad design that I know it wasn't done, like, on accident.

[C]

I bet a woman designed it.

[B]

Probably. It's. Yeah, it's.

[C]

I would think a soft taco shell is probably a man and a hard taco shell.

[A]

They were at the first taco factory, and she made a hard taco, and her boss goes, what are you doing? Why would you make. I made a taco. And he goes, why would you make it a hard taco? And instead of going, oh, you're right. I misheard you. You actually said to make a taco using common sense that it would be a soft taco. She just went, no, it's a taco. It's a hard taco. And then just ate it, and all

[C]

the meat fell everywhere. This is great.

[B]

I actually. I actually remember this. It's a. It's a bit of history regarding the crunchy taco. A lot of people think of it as a Mexican food, and I'm not sure how. How the wires got crossed, but the. It was actually. I'm blanking on her name, but it was one of those black ladies that worked at NASA in the 50s that designed it. They did all the calculations to design that thing, and that's where we got them. It's not a traditional Mexican food, I guess you could say it's more of a traditional American soul food. And if you don't believe me, look it up.

[A]

I don't believe you, Jake.

[C]

Dude, you know what I'm talking.

[B]

We would have not got to the moon without those same women. And they made the crunchy taco we never got. They did all the calculations.

[A]

They did all the calculations.

[B]

That's the only reason we went to the moon, is because of, like, those three black ladies. I saw the movie.

[A]

In other news, I'm. I'm starting a show on Sundays as well.

[C]

You are?

[A]

I am.

[C]

What is that?

[A]

It's called Sons of Thunder, and it's literally just me and Steve from Peace Purpose

[C]

podcast, Peace Power one the other day.

[A]

Yeah, all right. And just dudes talking about how to be better Christians and really trying to pursue the. Living the best life as a man. And he's got. He's just like me. He's a, you know, loves the same music into the same stuff, and he's very intrigued on how to be better and to ask the right questions. So. No, Mike, you can't. You got to be in our Christian club. So out there on Sundays, but it'll be way in the evening times and there will be no super chats or ads read. It's literally just for the boys. So what.

[B]

What denomination are you? And also, what do you think about the Anglicans?

[A]

I don't think we're any denomination. My dog tag said non denomination. That's because when you go at 18 years old, like, what denomination are you? And you're like, I haven't been to church in, like, seven years. And like, okay, you're non denomination Lutheran. Isn't that the crazy people?

[C]

No.

[A]

Oh, that's Latter Day Saints.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And what about who? The Anglins?

[B]

The Anglicans? Yeah. Because me and Jay were arguing about it privately the other day. I'm not Catholic or Anglican, but, like, you know, that's like the Church of England is the Anglicans. And I think that they. I think they start molesting their altar boys at a much younger age than the Catholics.

[A]

Is that true? Is that real?

[B]

I think so. Jay said no.

[A]

It's a Brit joke.

[B]

Yeah, Jay. Jay has a lot of unresolved trauma around it because he was, like, one of the only altar boys that the priest, like, wasn't into

[A]

church. Oh, this one's a little ugly, mate. Yeah, this little shit's a little ugly.

[B]

And. And that. And those are the kind of things that we're going to tackle on the show.

[A]

Real life issues, you know. Hey, what does it feel like, Jay? What's it feel like to not want to be molested? You're so ugly. You were the only one that wasn't molested. Oh, it takes the piss out of me.

[B]

Yeah, he. He's pretty sensitive about it. I'm actually. Maybe shouldn't have brought it up, but I guess me and him will talk about that later. Hey, I got. I got a question. Are y'. All. What are you. What do you guys think about Yellowstone?

[A]

I am in the. I'm on season two.

[C]

I watch it.

[A]

I like it. It's a it. Me and my wife don't have many shows. We don't actually have any shows right now. So we're really taking our time with Yellowstone. So we'll watch maybe like an episode once a week or something when we're both in bed at the same time. I love that show. What do you think about it?

[B]

I gotta take on it.

[A]

Well, don't ruin it for me. I'm only on Tuesday.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna do that. Everybody dies. No, no. That Beth, she gets with the black dude. Okay? Those are all my fake spoilers. It's not so much a problem with Yellowstone. I never watched. This is not a spoiler because it's like I've never even watched it. But somebody told me at the. At the very end that it had a very gay, social justicey kind of ending, so I quit watching it.

[A]

Did it really? Well, you. That's at the end. You quit watching at the end?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I. Dude, I don't.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I think I missed, like, at least the last season, but that was before that I formed this new opinion that I've got. The reason you shouldn't watch Yellowstone is because the only acceptable, like, Kevin Costner film is Water World. I think he set the bar high with Waterworld and everything else after that

[A]

is just like, what about the Guardian? It's not about you save.

[B]

It's not Water World, dude.

[C]

What about Bodyguard?

[A]

I've never seen it's not Water World. I don't think I've ever seen Water World. I remember coming out when I was a kid. It was like 1995 or something like that.

[B]

Do you remember how the. The bad guys in the movies, like, they call them smokers and they literally smoke cigarettes and ride around robbing people on jet skis.

[A]

No, I've never seen it.

[C]

No, it's all Bodyguard Dude.

[B]

I caught. I caught so much heat for not seeing Armageddon. And you haven't seen Water World.

[A]

Armageddon vs. Waterworld.

[B]

Water World is legitimately one of the greatest pieces of cinema in at least American cinema history.

[C]

RoboCop 3, right?

[A]

RoboCop 3, baby. I don't understand anything.

[B]

Sorry, what?

[A]

I said the RoboCop. RoboCop one will help you under the original. RoboCop will help you understand how tech will take over law enforcement. It shows it in the movie. It's a. It's literally axon. And then RoboCop 3 teaches you what a cop actually means to be a cop. You got. If you, you can skip two, two's okay. But it's kind of. If anybody was wondering about what RoboCops to watch in the original RoboCop tril series.

[C]

Well, there's.

[A]

But they're straight to.

[B]

Slater actually loves Water World. That's awesome.

[A]

I played an extra in Water World.

[C]

I've got a bit of breaking news from one of our top. Our favorite topics. George Floyd.

[A]

The.

[C]

The female police chief has already been replaced.

[A]

Really?

[C]

The one that was caught lying or fabricating. So already she replaced that chief. And then Major Jacob Frey announced appointing First Inspector Bill Peterson as the new interim chief of the police department. So the lady made it a week.

[A]

Is she out?

[C]

I don't know if she's jobless, but she's no longer the chief. Already he wants to thank her for stepping in at a critical time for the, for the week.

[A]

You imagine being in that spot, like, how long I'll last.

[C]

We don't need you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, man, dude, I, I ain't gonna lie to you. I think that like, I mean, so when I worked at, like, I don't want to be. When I worked at a corporate job, I had a like hellaciously hard time getting along with like female supervisors.

[A]

Oh yeah, that's.

[B]

And yeah, it's just like, it's like, you know, they think they can tell you what to do and they get real for no reason. And then like literally once a month they are going to be insane for probably four or five days. And it just wasn't like, it wasn't my scene. I wonder how much worse it is in law enforcement because it's attract like, dude, a female police chief, she's coming in with an entirely different, more intense attitude.

[A]

I would rather have a police chief that's a woman because I don't have to it's not a direct line supervisor. I had a plague. I thought God was testing me to be like, you either need to learn how to be a subordinate to a female supervisor or you need to get out. Because I had, like, back to back to back to back to back female supervisors. The only one that was okay was an older lady. She had, like, four or five years left. She was very motherly to the squad. She didn't have our backs as far as, like, standing up to admin and stuff like that. So we would have to do a lot of. But she. She was very. She was a Catholic. She understood without saying it. I can't go yell at all these men because they're just gonna be like, yo, this is crazy. But all the other ones had some kind of weird power flex power complex going on where they're like. They thought they were badass, and they thought they were leading men, and they don't know that when they walk out, everyone's like, dude, that chick's such a. I hate her. Everybody. Every single man. Not one dude was like, she's a good supervisor.

[B]

But that was.

[A]

Those were my supervisors, and they were not good supervisors.

[C]

So.

[B]

Yeah, I just. I. I know what you're talking about. Like, the. The ladies, like, the dude, you know, like, the. It's like a meme, you know, like the pause meme. But it's like, when you live. It's such. It's such a nightmare.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, dude, I don't. I don't really enjoy the company of women in many respects anyways. And so, like, when I'm. When I'm being told what to do by one, like, dude, I have a wife. I don't. I don't really want to have to deal with that at work, too.

[A]

Every day is a struggle to be submissive in. In the. In the heavenly way to my wife who runs our household. And I cannot imagine doing it for a female supervisor. On top of that, it's.

[B]

Here's a. Here's a good question, though. And I think this is something that not a lot of people are talking about. More people should be talking about it. You know, we. We talk about. And, dude, this is something that I. I feel like maybe, like, you know, I'm not totally opposed to it. I can. I have some common ground with the. The Democrats on this. Don't tell Nick I said that. But, you know, like, the paid parental leave, like, dude, you know, there's maybe not a reason to go, like, totally crazy with it. Like, a lot of these European countries Who can afford to do it because of their demographic makeup and they don't have like a lot of like, you know, the same problems that we have. But what about, what about like, like when, when a chick is like on her period, just like paying her to be off.

[A]

Paying her to be offer period.

[C]

Off work. I think you said off work.

[B]

Let her be off paint.

[A]

Like free leave.

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Pay. I mean it, dude. I know that that's a lot of money.

[A]

It would probably be better at work though. But like, what about, what about like if they have really long periods, like that's three to four days.

[B]

I, Honestly, dude, I, I don't really, I'm not, I'm not concerned with the cost. I don't think there's any cost that wouldn't be worth the benefit of having them just stay home and.

[A]

Now talking about male dominated workplaces or are we talking about work in general?

[B]

No, dude, because like, look, you know, especially with this podcast, we're taking on the role of just like advocating for, for men from all walks of life. So it's like, it does, I don't think it doesn't matter if it's a male dominated workplace or not. Like if she has male support, dude, if she, if she only has females, dude, fine. They can go be to each other.

[A]

They're all gonna sync up anyways, right?

[B]

And they were going to be to each other anyways. I just don't think that men should have to be subjected to that. And I mean, dude, we're the wealthiest country in the world. We're, you know, we're fighting this, this Israel war in Iran, you know, while people like G Money are waving American flags and you know, like, we're just like blowing up Persia. Meanwhile, we got dudes at work with like female bosses that are on their period. I just don't. I think our priorities are up.

[A]

Yeah, we do need to prioritize some things in life and.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you got to say about that, Mike?

[B]

Dude, dude, Mike's been making a lot of new faces lately.

[C]

You just gotta, you know, what if you had.

[A]

Let's talk about.

[C]

My entire campaign is to fire one female. So that's the only reason I'm running the whole, the whole point of this. So I could fire somebody? No, I mean, obviously this is comedy, so it is what it is.

[A]

Totally.

[B]

Yeah, dude, totally.

[C]

I mean, I'm very, I'm very hard on female cops. I think it's, it's, it's an area where they. Can they be cops? Yes, but I Think they have to work extreme extremely harder. I wouldn't give them any more time off, though. I mean, either do the job or you can't.

[A]

Well, they already get maternity leave.

[C]

Yeah, well, you do too. You get three months.

[A]

But I have mla. Fml.

[C]

Same thing they get. Yeah, yeah. Bonuses. What if you have to actually have it better? You can take your FMLA within 12 months of that pregnancy and baby. So you can wait like six months. Let her get back. Get her back to cooking in the kitchen and everything.

[A]

Are you gonna let females decide when they come off the road or are you going to take them off the road as soon as they make it known that they're pregnant? I. Hard questions are being asked.

[C]

I personally would not want to be. Have the job responsible for any type of miscarriage or loss of Sherrick Dill

[A]

because I did not ask you your personal opinion. I asked.

[C]

I would let them choose her body. Her body, her choice.

[A]

So when she's backing me up and then I got her. Here's what.

[C]

Here's what's going to happen, though. We're going to have so many people working because we're going to fill the agency in the first week from all these people that are going to want to come from around the nation to work at this agency when I take over that we're going to be okay. We're going to be okay and be like, hey, go ahead, go have that baby. Your job will be here when you get back. Because we got all these dudes over here.

[A]

I don't think.

[C]

Go ahead, say it.

[A]

Do you think it's going to be good bringing in guys from all over the world that are not world fan Nation that are fans.

[C]

It's still gonna be a hiring process. But imagine Sandy's.

[A]

They're gonna message you and go, yo,

[C]

I'm in the hiring process. That's fine. And they're gonna have an order board and we're gonna go through and have competent people on an oral board to go. Yeah, this guy wants to Officer Candidate Select.

[A]

What is your favorite meme page of all time? No, no, no.

[C]

We're gonna be serious because just like Sandy Spring here, here's the difference. Law enforcement guys now travel to work. When I started back when the dinosaurs were still walking, you got a job as a cop. You were sworn in, you were blood brothers, and you never left. It was. It was crazy to see guys lateral to another agency. That's not the case anymore. Guys move agency to agency to agency. So if I have an agency, I look at like whatever your favorite sports team is, The Dodgers, the Yankees, whatever. Whatever it is. I'm not talking about. I'm not just going to go. I'm replacing all my guys because we still have to keep our hometown guys with work. But if I can fill all those open positions where guys say I'm willing. I'm the top guy from this agency. The guy's leading the agency in a rest. He wants to come work in a, in a real department with a real supervision. I'm going to bring that guy in. If he, if he gets hired, I'm not going to just say, hey, you're here. But imagine how many people want to come in that situation. Now if we take. If we get half of those people that are competent. You're filling the agency with superstars. That's the point.

[A]

Well, what about what positions do you or not you. Does a sheriff get to fill? That does not have to be the, the standard. Typical hiring process. I'm assuming captains and below admin.

[C]

No, our captains are appointed.

[A]

Appointed.

[C]

You can get rid of them.

[A]

So you could appoint Jake.

[C]

He could be captain. Captain Jake.

[A]

Did you see his eyes go? Okay, all right.

[C]

Well, all. You know any civilian spots? Like high up civilian spots? You, your, your comptroller.

[A]

Yeah, that's. No captain still gets a gun and a badge. They're sworn.

[C]

Oh, you have to go to the academy, Jake.

[B]

Dude, I'm not worried about that. You know how many fat asses obviously

[C]

come out of the academy, but like, you know, there. Just go ahead.

[A]

This is like a social.

[B]

I didn't, I didn't want to bring it up because I know you're still in the early stages of this campaign stuff anyway. Well, no, dude, you know, tell me to tell me, tell me. No, that's fine. But you know, since we started talking about your campaign and some plans and stuff like that, I feel like it's appropriate. I've got a couple questions to ask. Feel free to not to not answer them. I think that would be a very weak thing to do. But it's up to you. But I think that the, the big thing that people want to know and I, I don't know about your people, but I think people everywhere want to know as sheriff, what, what is your policy going to be on crime.

[C]

Crime.

[B]

What are we going to do about crime?

[C]

Part of my crime, part of my entire platform is the word stare at you. Bad guys go to jail. Bad guys go to jail.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[C]

Don't check into any other part of the crime. Let's just Go with that.

[A]

Well, I have a question.

[C]

Go ahead.

[A]

What's your definition of justice?

[C]

Not. Not doing that. I think I answered that once. I was on a podcast.

[A]

It's getting here.

[B]

I got another one.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I think this is important. Obviously we all agree that 30 by 30 is bad. Like, you know, like that's, I mean that's been talked about like ad infinitum, I think is the term on this show.

[A]

I'm pretty sure it was introduced into law enforcement by the CIA to dismantle law enforcement, law authority. Everything that we see as justice, the CIA wants that dismantled for complete anarchy in our streets. And the first thing they did was watch through this thing called 30 by 30 and start telling all these broads that that's a thing. Because, you know, as anybody else, conspiracy theorists was actually introduced in our vocabulary by the CIA to make fun of people when they called out the CIA or conspiracy.

[B]

So yeah, it was to discredit people that, that understood that we never went to the moon and like that 100.

[A]

So I believe that the CIA introduced 30 by 30 and the only people that are for that are women, cops that shouldn't be cops and cuck men who can't go. What the.

[B]

Well, and, and yeah, like when you, when you have those two things and you're just like encouraging like, you know, like, like crazy.

[C]

I'm very vocal that I think any initiative that puts, I mean, I have a shirt that says anti di. Pro merit. And that goes for anything. Nobody.

[B]

But let me, let me get to the, to the meat and potatoes here because the, the reality is like, you know, like, you're obviously not going to be a DEI guy. Merit based, correct?

[C]

100.

[B]

That being said, you're gonna hire on merit. How many what. Let's put it this way. What percentage of your department would you expect to be people of color?

[C]

I think it runs the same. It's. Applicants will be hired based on merit. If and if these cops come from.

[B]

I mean,

[C]

it's a low percent now, it's not, it's not a high percent, but I would think it would rise because again, even in the minority category, guys who want to put bad guys in jail and work hard are going to want to travel to work at this agency. If I were to win. So I would easily, it would increase. We met a couple guys in South Carolina that would probably be willing to travel. Like, it would easily increase.

[B]

I know that it could potentially increase. And you know, just based on that, it also could. But, but would you commit right now to keeping that number under 5%.

[C]

No, I would not. He stayed fair. He stayed fair. He set that up for about three and a half minutes.

[A]

It was good.

[C]

Very good. Very good comedy, but very good comedy. I appreciate it, but I like these.

[A]

I like mock interviews. These.

[C]

Well, this is. This is.

[A]

This is good practice.

[C]

This is practice. Yeah. I'm gonna get asked.

[B]

I'm asking you sillier than you're ever gonna really be asked. So I feel like you. You're getting good reps. Yeah, no, it's good.

[A]

Yeah. You're After. You're gonna be really on those. What is it? Like, not the stand, but you're gonna be at this speaking debates.

[C]

Yeah, well, debates are like public meet

[A]

and greets, and you're gonna be like, this is child's play compared to sitting in front of 60 dumb questions.

[C]

Mike.

[B]

Dude, have you seen that? Have you seen that?

[A]

The.

[B]

It's that Zach Galifianakis, like, the between two ferns.

[C]

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Mike.

[A]

What?

[C]

Here it comes.

[B]

Dude. Okay. No, dude, to enter, to, like, get you ready, to get you prepped. Yeah. You. You obviously, you know, no ambush questions, but would you. Would you even be willing to consider doing like a. A between two ferns style, short mock news interview with me?

[A]

Sure.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

You get to check out the questions. Because I might, like. I tend to say some that maybe you wouldn't want out there, but really, I mean, I'm. I'm assuming. Dude, he's making faces that he didn't used to make, so.

[C]

No. Yeah, yeah. You gotta remember, I'm.

[A]

You kind of look like Ron Swanson.

[C]

I am.

[A]

When you squint.

[C]

I'm on the hot seat. Often with questions like, why did you leave the toilet seat up? Why is the. Why is the counter a mess? So I'm used to handling difficult questions.

[B]

That's true. You may not need the prep, then.

[A]

Difficult questions, or are they just dumb questions that you feel like you shouldn't have to answer?

[C]

No, no, it's ones like, why did

[A]

you sound like a difficult.

[C]

Why did you look over there that much? Why were you standing there? And why did you come from that area?

[A]

Why did the fork touch your tooth? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Why do you gulp your food and hold your fork like a. Like a stick? Like, I answered some different difficult questions.

[B]

Dude. Mike, you're up right now. Tyler is trying to create a situation, like a. A DV situation at the dook's house later. Is that what this is setting you up?

[C]

Yeah, I see what he's doing.

[A]

I don't see anything.

[C]

It wouldn't be the first.

[A]

Those don't sound like hard questions, Mike.

[B]

Honestly, they sound pretty reasonable. Like. And the fact that she's even having to ask them makes me wonder what you're doing.

[C]

I'm. Yeah, I'm. I have a squirrel brain, as I'm often referred to.

[A]

So you do kind of have an 80. Was it ADD or ADH? One of them.

[C]

It's bad. One of those. I have a lot of those.

[A]

A lot of the dds.

[C]

Yeah. Even when I talk like, I. That's where I. I cut. I cut today's episode twice, and I did this. I ended up going to second one. I did the first one. I was so worked, and I went. And I could real. I just realized that I was trying to slow my brain down so much, even though it still comes out extremely fast, that I was. I was so bad. So I re recorded this morning and then released one.

[A]

I did.

[B]

That's a real thing. Dude, you should. I. It's not the. It's not the appropriate venue, but I should. I should at some point share some of the messages between me and Jay. Dude, it's like. Like we're having, like, 12 conversations at the same time about 12 different things.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's up that. Yeah, we're gonna do this. And neither one of us can think in a straight line, but it's gonna be all right.

[A]

They can. They're starting to notice that you. Your anxiety. You bounce your leg a lot.

[C]

They can't see it, though. No, that's. That's a standard thing.

[B]

Oh, dude, I. I legit thought you were talking about me, because.

[C]

I know. But I'm saying most people.

[A]

Everybody knows.

[C]

You should see me. I. It was so bad at the baseball games at the Marlin Stadium that I was shaking. She was like, have to keep stopping me. She's like, you're shaking the whole row. And that's just. Yeah, like, about this. This is my combat to the knee. I picked this thing up.

[A]

I think they. Heather said, they say. But I think when you're. When you're doing it, it's so hard, you're upper.

[C]

Oh, okay. Because in my house, the microphone is on that little wobbly thing, and I can watch. I watch my episodes back, and you can see the microphone going.

[A]

Hey, man, speaking of. Speaking of baseball games, Nick the gun guy, are we going to the Turpin's game or what?

[C]

That's.

[A]

You.

[C]

Did he call you?

[A]

No, he's working for me.

[C]

I'm Sending out packages left and right. Squealer actually won one of the giveaways.

[A]

Are we doing the extra giveaways where you're like, you know what?

[C]

Two.

[A]

Is that next month?

[C]

We gave away four.

[A]

No, but you said you were going to do it.

[C]

We're gonna give away. I thought we were gonna give away, like, the app. Yeah, and then we gotta do that.

[A]

But that's next month.

[C]

No, we can do it this month if you want to do it.

[A]

We're already in this.

[C]

Yeah, we can give away the month of June. Like, let's go halfway. The end this halfway point of June. We'll give away two weeks of the app. He said he's still working on it. He's just all over him. He said he's still working on it.

[A]

I didn't. I was just asking.

[C]

Oh, okay. Just ask. That's called asking. Start shaking your leg. Did anybody remember who saved this show today? We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me. Just so everybody understands, that's how solid.

[A]

I was gonna bring in the other audio interface and plug it up and

[C]

just got a song, too, at the end of the show.

[A]

What is this song?

[C]

It's Lewis's song.

[A]

Is it new?

[C]

Yeah, it's new.

[A]

All right, let's hear it. Rip.

[C]

All right, hold on.

[B]

He didn't die, Tyler. You fired him.

[A]

I did not fire him.

[C]

Bad audio. Lewis. Camera footage.

[B]

What do you call it when someone says, hey, you can't come back to work here?

[C]

Lewis. Microphone muted it.

[A]

It's called nine Contract renewal.

[C]

When the show goes sideways, blame Lewis. We just need the music. I wish I had his music.

[A]

We cut the most epic intro for Memorial Day.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[A]

And bro.

[E]

Bro.

[B]

Mike, Was that the song? Dude, I thought you were actually gonna play a song. I'm sorry. That I talked over that.

[C]

I thought you were. That's how Blue sings.

[A]

Why don't we. Why don't you master and release the NASCAR car song that you made?

[C]

Jimmy's. Yeah, it's pretty good. He made.

[A]

That's how. That's how Mike used to deal with Jimmy, is he would write songs about Jimmy as, like, a joke. But that was his therapy because Jimmy.

[C]

I might have it still you.

[A]

Wait, you actually sang it into your phone?

[C]

No, I mean, I sang it on the live, but let me see if I have it in my.

[B]

Dude, if you're looking for, like, a. Like a kind of down home, like, folksy bluegrass tune, Slater actually does play the banjo. He could probably put some music to it.

[C]

For you.

[A]

Yeah. Well, first things first is Slaters. He's got a ramp his bonfire pit

[C]

on a scooter Jimmy rolled into Daytona with a cooler in his hand Sunburn is the original.

[A]

This is the Charlie Daniels Band.

[C]

Like he was looking for a good time he was looking for a buzz radio loud engine proud living like does When a voice said boy, I'll make you a deal Sounded smooth and low I'll buy your drinks all weekend long if you think NASCAR's slow Jimmy, buddy, you don't know me. I've been raised on turns and noise. I've been watching those races every Sunday since I was. I'll take your bet. You're gonna regret. Crack the beer and watch me win Because I'll drink hard drive fast lead red, white and Jen today I help you write that I fine tuned it a little bit. Fire up those engines and let that V8 scream see, that's sick. Lean dreams, cold beer, foaming sun going down Jimmy's living loud in his racetrack town if I just have AI make music, I'd be great. I think Nick Perez did that.

[A]

Who's Nick?

[C]

The.

[A]

My.

[C]

Justin's old partner. Oh, yeah, off duty. He has, like, made a AI song. Lewis is going to drop a distro.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I used to be cool. Now I'm angry. I have to go back to work.

[C]

All right, me too.

[B]

But hey, before, thank you guys for letting me come on again. It's always great. But I did want to take congratulations to Slater. He moved out of the tent. He's building him a new, like, kind of like a shed house type thing. He found a bunch of like, old pallets behind the tractor supply. They said he could have them for free. So he's. He's having. He's building his own place right now.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, set it off.

[A]

Don't let your wife set it on fire while you're inside it either.

[B]

So congrats on the new place, Slater, and I'll see you guys next time. I appreciate it.

[C]

All right, buddy.

[A]

Later.

[C]

Today's Thursday, right?

[A]

No, it's Wednesday. Oh, why?

[C]

I can't remember what day it is. That's right.

[A]

Tomorrow.

[C]

Tomorrow night.

[A]

You're not doing Hot Topics.

[C]

Tomorrow night's a new show.

[A]

You already forgot what day?

[C]

No, I'm ready.

[A]

I'm free.

[C]

Can we remove him before he does something really bad? All right,

[A]

all right. That's it.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

That's three. Sorry about the confusion earlier.

[C]

Slater. Send me the video. I want to see it. Unless it's already a Patreon and I didn't look.

[A]

Check Patreon, Mike. All right, we'll see you tonight. Seven o', clock, if you're into the NBA and all the games going on with playoffs or whatever.

[C]

What about 6 o'?

[A]

Clock? You're not going on counterculture. Oh, can I get.

[C]

Can I get Copville?

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[C]

All right.

[A]

If you're interested in the Indian river county election process for 2028, Mike's got

[C]

a show for you at 6pm on Cotteville and Facebook.

[A]

You could join all the 50 year old evangelical women out there. That's right. Want crime suppressed.

[C]

Bad guys go to jail. Bad guys go to jail.

[A]

Yeah. Canine goes on after him at seven. And then we will see you tomorrow morning or tomorrow afternoon at 1pm with no audio issues, hopefully. All right, see you guys. Jv team for life.