IRAN WAR CORRESPONDENT- Conservative Chocolate (03/04/2026)

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – March 4, 2026

Episode: IRAN WAR CORRESPONDENT – Conservative Chocolate

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Antihero Broadcast features a deep dive into the state of the Iran war, U.S. foreign policy, Jewish-American/Middle Eastern geopolitics, and associated conspiracy theories. The show is hosted by Tyler and Mike, who welcome their recurring contributor “Conservative Chocolate” (CC) – a self-described Jewish, Black National Guard infantryman, and their "geopolitical Iran war correspondent." The discussion covers breaking news from the region, historical context, and a raw, irreverent take on current events, catered to U.S. veterans, first responders, and blue-collar Americans. The hosts also navigate the challenges of producing “uncensored” alternative media amid crackdowns on free speech and increasing scrutiny from tech platforms and U.S. laws.

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Key Participants

• Tyler – Host
• Mike – Co-host
• Conservative Chocolate (CC) – National Guard, “Jewish Batman,” Iran war correspondent, social media news breaker

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Main Themes

• The current situation in Iran (war, civil unrest, power/internet blackouts)
• The role of U.S. intelligence and military in regime change efforts
• Social media censorship, state surveillance, and new anti-free-speech laws
• Jewish and Muslim geopolitical influence and demographics
• The intersection of conspiracy and factual reporting (“news entertainment” for vets)
• Cultural commentary on U.S. politics, patriotism, policing, and social trends

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

1. Introductions & Patreon Community (01:00–08:07)

• Housekeeping notes, sponsor shoutouts, delays, and rescheduling of guests.
• Patreon community growth and challenges of running a safe, interactive space amid internet hostility.
• Consideration of bigger Patreon tiers to maintain a trustworthy “inner circle”.

2. Introducing Conservative Chocolate – Background, Identity, and Persona (08:14–11:00)

• CC (27 years old, Bronx-born, National Guard infantry, “Jewish Batman”) describes his background.
• Discusses need for semi-anonymity due to “media blackout” in Iran and state of heightened risk for whistleblowers.

Quote:
CC [09:41]: "I'm 27, and I was born in New York City, so I'm from the Bronx originally... Been in the infantry a decade now… I'll be in 12 years [before I’m out]."

3. Social Media Censorship, Free Speech & “Secret Police” (11:40–14:49)

• Flagging and banning of accounts for political content, especially posts related to Israel/Jewish identity.
• CC details Florida bill (HB 945) setting up a counterintelligence unit for monitoring and policing online speech against state/U.S. interests.

Quote:
CC [12:20]: “Florida is building a secret police under HB 945 that creates a counterintelligence unit to spy on, neutralize, and arrest you for views and opinions that go against the state and/or the United States interests.”

• Discussion of similar policing structures in New York’s Jewish neighborhoods—real but limited in power.

4. The Iran Situation – Bombings, Media Blackout, and Asymmetric Warfare (15:30–23:34)

• Iran's critical power grid down, media blackout ongoing.
• U.S. and allies bombing Iranian military/police stations; attempts to empower Kurdish revolutionaries.
• Effectiveness of Iranian missiles and their ability to penetrate defenses.

Quote:
CC [19:18]: “We have to be 100 percent accurate every time. All they need is one. And that radar [in Saudi] is the best example of that… they sent over 101 ballistic missiles and drones... Two hit. One of them hitting literally the only target that mattered…”

• Reports of tens of thousands of Iranian protesters killed and bodies disposed of en masse by the regime.

5. Regime Change & Kurdish Players (22:47–24:40)

• The U.S. is assisting Kurdish forces to facilitate revolution; historical context comparing to U.S. CIA activities in previous decades.
• Reference to 1979’s Islamic Revolution, Soviet downfall due to Westernization, and the role of feminism in regime change.

Quote:
CC [24:43]: “Feminism is what sparked that entire movement [in 1979 Iran]... the Ayatollahs... as soon as they came into power, light switch, Sharia law.”

6. Jewish vs Muslim Population, Spiritual Warfare, & U.S. Cultural Conflict (25:56–30:28)

• Discussion of global demographic trends, Muslim birthrates versus Western/Jewish/Caucasian rates.
• Geopolitical friction characterized tongue-in-cheek as “the Jews versus Muslims” or “spiritual warfare.”

Quote:
Tyler [26:54]: "It really is the Jews versus the Muslims all around the world… it's spiritual warfare at the end of the day. And they're both wrong—just kidding, everybody!"

7. Domestic Politics: Texas Elections and Dan Crenshaw (43:13–46:46)

• Recap of recent Texas elections (Dan Crenshaw loses primary, discussion on Congressional pensions).
• Frustration over inability to prove insider trading in politics.

8. Policing, Gun Laws & “Red Flag” Mentality (46:46–56:33)

• In-depth discussion of Florida’s Risk Protection Orders (Red Flag Laws), mental health calls, and police discretion.
• Specific attention to veterans as higher-risk in these interventions.

Quote:
Mike [49:36]: "Risk Protection Order… There are some obvious situations where people should not be able to have a gun… There is a time… where you have to do what’s best for society."

9. Operation Security (OPSEC) for Veterans/Cops & Insider Threats (77:22–80:51)

• DHS budget shut-down, ICE/TSA unpaid since Feb 14, growing fear of “insider threat” to U.S. critical infrastructure.
• CC urges military, law enforcement, and family to improve OPSEC: stop posting personal/kid locations and military affiliations online.

Quote:
CC [78:11]: “Take your location off. Tell your wife to stop posting... people know you’re military, cop, a vet—you’re an easy target.”

10. Conspiracy Culture, Alternative Media & Social Commentary (65:32–97:15+)

• Speculation on celebrity body doubles (Jim Carrey, Joe Biden) and cosmetic surgeries in the context of contemporary “mass deception.”
• Review of Bill & Hillary Clinton’s congressional testimony about Jeffrey Epstein, child exploitation, and “elite rituals”—Alex Jones cited.

Quote:
Mike [89:15]: “He’s smiling so hard… he’s reminiscing real time in front of Congress… A picture of him getting massages from young girls. And they asked Hillary Clinton about it… she’s dodging it every which way.”

• Commentary on McDonald's “mystery meat,” population manipulation, and shifting Overton window on conspiracy beliefs.

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Memorable Quotes

• "We’re under the covers here [in the Guard], Iran got a media blackout… I have my small hat under this one, so I'll be all right."
  — CC, 10:18

• "Trump made it pretty clear…He just felt like Iran was going to strike first. That was his reason for doing it. Not that that's not true, but he definitely skirted that it was Israel putting pressure on him."
  — Mike, 15:59

• "They are. They killed 20,000 protesters, the Iran government… Just make them disappear. Dig a ditch in the middle of the desert, it's all sand."
  — CC, 20:16, 21:08

• "My people are, are under… the pressure of extinction right now. Us Caucasians are not looking good right now."
  — CC, 27:19

• "TSA is not being paid right now. Since February 14th. They are working for free… Air marshals are not working. That entire part of the government is shut down and it's like nobody's talking about it."
  — Mike, 74:30

• "Aliens… now they're just like, hey, man, by the way. Yeah, we got aliens… so as things progress, like CC's saying, we would never believe that… Now you go, hey, there's this eye, like you said."
  — Mike, 86:16

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Highlighted Moments

• Breaking News: Kurdish ground forces have crossed from Iraq into Iran as the show airs.
  [32:01–33:19]
• Discussion of Jewish police forces in NYC: Marked patrol cars in Hasidic neighborhoods, quick “word down the wire” communications.
  [14:15–14:49]
• Power grid/internet shutdown in Iran: Described as living “on a prayer,” with tens of thousands killed in protests pre-bombing.
  [19:46–20:54]

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Conclusion & Closing

The show wraps with updates on CC's future podcasting, further social media and community growth, and plans for upcoming guests/content. There is a running, irreverent banter on conspiracy culture, policing, veteran support, and the tension between “real news,” misinformation, and censorship.

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Listen If:

• You want unfiltered, veteran-driven insight on global conflicts
• You appreciate rough, dark humor and “news with attitude”
• You follow geopolitical developments in the Middle East, especially Iran
• You’re interested in real-world veteran/first responder perspectives on policing, gun laws, and information warfare

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Find Conservative Chocolate on Instagram:
@conservativechocolatevet

Next show: 11am daily; Patreon Tuesday, Hot Topic spinoff at 7/8pm.

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(This summary omits advertisements and sponsor reads; only content segments are included. Timestamps denote MM:SS from the unedited transcript.)

Transcript

[Conservative Chocolate]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Mike]

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[Mike]

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[Conservative Chocolate]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

That's it. That's two, three hours and eight minutes later, four hours. It's a whole different.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we, we had originally Goob scheduled but he had to cancel. So we'll let you guys know if and when that'll be happening again. He's a very busy man. So we have bumped up cc, the CC episode that we want to do. He's a contributor here. I call him the Geopolitical Iran war correspondent, very knowledgeable dude. And he's kind of taking the reins on some of the stuff that me and Mike don't really understand or have the time to understand.

[Mike]

So he gets it all so fast.

[Tyler]

I don't know either, but he gets it, dude. He gets it, dude. I'm telling you. He told me. We. We struck. He told me at like, three in the morning the other night that we just bombed Iran. And there was nothing on my Instagram feed but his video. And then I was like, naturally. I'm like, maybe he's just got his. Seven minutes later, I made one reel and then went back and looked, and it was all my feet at 3 in the morning. Like, he knew, but.

[Mike]

And I scroll, like, like a scroll. And his every, like, third one is him. And it's, like, up to, like, breaking video, this video, that video. I'm like, gee, we use a lot of his videos on Night Shift as well, for. I mean, he gets a lot of content, man.

[Tyler]

Well, that's how we. I think we. That. I mean, that's how we kind of got in touch with them as we were. We were unknowingly using his videos to break down.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And then he sent us a message. He's like, yo, dude, I got featured on Anti Hero. And I was like, yo, what's up, man? He's like, I live in Florida. And then, boom, off to the races.

[Mike]

We came with the other guy, buddy.

[Tyler]

Who?

[Mike]

Didn't he come with another Marine?

[Tyler]

I don't think so.

[Mike]

You sure? You sure? Hispanic dude? I'm pretty sure he did. I got a good memory. Okay.

[Tyler]

Oh, that was Matt.

[Mike]

That was Matt. Don't ask me.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was Matt.

[Mike]

Wrong.

[Tyler]

Sorry. I. I know the boys inside.

[Mike]

Yeah, he's dark like that other guy. They're kind of the same shade.

[Conservative Chocolate]

What's that guy's?

[Tyler]

But yeah, so obviously we're gonna get to know CC in this episode. There's a lot of. A lot of questions about him. He's like. He's like the Jewish Batman. But all jokes aside, he is black and he is Jewish.

[Mike]

He's got the whole. He's got every. Everything on the rainbow covered.

[Tyler]

So obviously, you know, we'll talk about all that, but then we'll get into Iran. There's been. Since Monday. We didn't cover Iran, obviously, on Patreon Tuesday, when we let it fly off the cuff. We couldn't even post the audio. But we did let it fly. We did.

[Mike]

I'd like to say thank you to Everybody, our Patreon has grown, like in the last three days, like, huge. And you see we're interactive in there, resolving issues, talking. Everybody's getting, like, accurate, real information, answering the questions. So we appreciate it. And make sure you guys, if you know anybody else that wants to join Patreon, please, that's the easiest way to interact. Get custom orders made, do all that stuff that it's just too difficult to do in the DMs with how many messages we get. So we really appreciate the Patreon.

[Tyler]

We're considering the bigger tier. Yeah, it's not. It is not to get money, but it is to weed out people. I've talked to, like Brady and Dylan and all these guys about ways we can do it. There's just really no way to weed out somebody that doesn't have nefarious intent without money involved. Like, we can't. We, you know, somebody had an idea like, oh, let's set up all these questions and they got to fill out, how do you know? Enter how you. And I'm like, dude, anybody could fake that, dude. We've had people listening to us for years that now hate our guts. So we're thinking about a bigger tier. But, you know, some of the stuff we've been talking about in there at face value can look like a session, but it should. That me and Mike go through and we don't care to bother the Internet with it. And, you know, and it's also to inform you guys kind of like why things happen. And it's a very behind the scenes. And I think that, you know, a lot of that stuff we can keep to the, the bigger tier because they support us and they've known us longest. I know we're not bullying or bitching or we know they're not going to run and tell somebody else and so kind of keeps or group of OGs together, everybody's welcome.

[Mike]

We can't post, like, if you post a rant, you can't post a rant. You post a rant, like a word. Everybody's like, look at these guys. If you try to post a long reel explaining something, you look like you're complaining. So a lot of that gets taken out of context and we don't want that context out there. So kind of like the two live videos we did with explanations, which I think went very well. People are very happy to hear a real explanation. And then being able to have a whole conversation with the comments section to say, not only are we telling it to you, but now we can react to it and actually answer your questions is what I think is most important. It's kind of when the police department releases that 30 second clip of video and everybody's like, well, I got questions. I got questions. Well, we're gonna, we're gonna do a two hour video with all of you, and you guys have all the opportunity to ask questions and get all the real information.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we'll count, you know, the council of the OGs, or the Tier 1 tier or something like that. You know, we'll call it something, but we haven't done it yet. We can't stand the fact that it's my money is the only thing that we can. Somebody that hates us has got to really think about how bad they want to do us dirty by spending a little bit more money. Five bucks, ten bucks. That anybody could spend that one time just to get what they need and bounce, you know, that it makes it worth their while. Huh, dear?

[Mike]

One tier.

[Tyler]

One tier. The tier one tier. The baddest tier of them all.

[Mike]

You're one million.

[Tyler]

So that's in the works. But without further ado, we're already late to this. Bring on Cece.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I'm going live. Hey, what's going on, boys?

[Mike]

We got the mobile. Mobile guest.

[Tyler]

He's driving a podcast. Are you driving? Are you?

[Conservative Chocolate]

The wife is driving. I didn't hit her last night. I guess so, you know, she's, she's cooperating with me. You know what I'm saying?

[Tyler]

You were good there.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, I was good to her last night because, you know, apparently I beat my wife.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Or others.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We can give proof of life if we need. I promise she doesn't have a black eye right now.

[Mike]

I, I have never been around a group of people where I am the least of the problem. You guys, you guys never cease to amaze me that I am the least problem of the problem.

[Tyler]

You're old, man. You're old.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, you're. You know, it's kind of hard for you to be the problem at this. You don't have the stamina, you know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

I, I get blamed for being the problem a lot. Like everybody, you know, I don't understand it, but I, I feel like I'm not the problem. I, I, I, I say the least.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, sometimes less is more.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

CC Conservative Chocolate. We, I don't know, obviously not your full name. Do you want people to even know your first name? Or are you just like the Jewish Batman? Do you. Conservative Chocolate. And that's it. That's how we'll roll.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, we'll go with. We'll go with Jewish Batman, baby.

[Tyler]

There you go.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Very sick. Because, you know, I'm still in.

[Tyler]

Okay, tell us about yourself. How old are you? Where were you born? These are all things I don't know.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, we can. We can go over that. Yeah, I'm 27, and I was born in New York City, so I'm from The Bronx originally.

[Tyler]

37 now.

[Conservative Chocolate]

The army ages you like a dog, bro. You know how this is.

[Tyler]

Okay, so you're from the Bronx?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, from the Bronx originally.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Then been in the infantry a decade now. When it's all said and done, I'll be. I'll be in 12 years.

[Tyler]

Holy National Guard. Active?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, Guard, guard.

[Tyler]

So you're a grunt in the guard?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay, what's. Can we know what state, or do you want to just keep a guard now?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Keep it guard for now because it's hot. Iran gotta. Got a media blackout. Iran got a media blackout right now. So, you know, we're. We're under the covers here.

[Mike]

There's no. There's no little planes following you, is there? There's no, like, out the window.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Oh, no, it's good because I have my small hat. I have my small hat under this one, so I'll be all right.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Are you, like. Are you sure you want to give me a ticket? Are you sure, like. No. Are you sure right now? I'm not gonna lie, dude. I'm a little. I'm a little scared, and I'll tell you why. I know you said you'd co. Sign on us, but you might have to come bail us out of Jew jail. Only because, dude.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, that jail's in a tunnel system, so, I mean, there's that.

[Tyler]

What is that? You were saying that. I don't know when you're kidding, when you're not, and I need to know.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I'm trying to think. What can I say without getting kicked out of my synagogue?

[Tyler]

It's that secret.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Hey, world travels fast. We're a small group, you know what I'm saying? It's not easy being the heads of every industry possible that's out there. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Well, I will say this. You posted the. We posted the. What was the real.

[Tyler]

The.

[Mike]

The. The Jewish reel you made, like, yesterday.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, it's doing pretty well.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's doing very well. It's to the point. It's to the point that it's so well that somebody, a follower, sent me a screenshot and my account is now flagged when you go to follow me. That says, you might want to be careful following this account.

[Conservative Chocolate]

That's what happened to me since I started. You guys

[Mike]

had a problem on the new Cobble page. I've been through all of it and one reel with the. On the COVID And now all of

[Conservative Chocolate]

a sudden,

[Mike]

I got a. I got a band situation going on. So listen to this.

[Tyler]

Listen to this.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Florida is building a secret police under HB 945 that creates a counterintelligence unit to spy on, neutralize, and arrest you for views and opinions that go against the state and. Or the United States interests. Where is our biggest interest right now?

[Mike]

Israel.

[Conservative Chocolate]

This is a secret police. For your posts online, your opinions about Israel. This commercial break is brought to you by. Go against the state fast. Internet. Where is our free speech? This is Bill. HB945. Look it up. This is real.

[Tyler]

What in the hell is that? Is there really a secret police?

[Mike]

We lost them.

[Tyler]

I think we connected your Bluetooth. Oh, there he goes. Okay, well, he quit. He just. That he did what he could.

[Mike]

That might have been it.

[Tyler]

He's like, they're on to us. So I gotta go.

[Mike]

There we go.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We thought the police. We thought the Jew police pulled you over.

[Conservative Chocolate]

No. Mossad is actively targeting me.

[Tyler]

So is that. Is that paranoid? Is that Jewish paranoia? Or is that. Honestly, honest to God, is that. Is that possible? That's a real thing? And then I know it's not a police force. I. I know what they're talking about is more of an intelligence unit that gathers.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. But I will. I will say this on live tv because it is very known. Don't forget that in New York we do have our own police department.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Mike]

Yes. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, they do.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I know a lot of people don't know that. And I get a lot of heat when I talk about this online because people say that it's not true, but it is true. Any cars?

[Mike]

The cars are actually marked.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, the cars are marked with Stars of David.

[Mike]

Yes, actually.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Because, you know, we are God's chosen people.

[Mike]

So there's kind of like Jewish police in New York City.

[Conservative Chocolate]

There is Jewish police in New York city. This is 100 a thing.

[Tyler]

Can they only arrest Jewish people?

[Conservative Chocolate]

So they technically don't have arresting powers, but they can do, I guess, what's called a citizens arrest. You guys are the cops here. I don't really know how that works, but it can get dicey when you're in a Jew community, man. They Got radios. We communicate. We communicate quick. The word travels down the wire expeditiously.

[Mike]

I got so many.

[Tyler]

Okay, so it's a real thing. There, There really could be a Florida intelligence gathering. Well, I think.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, I will say this, Tyler. I mean, just, just going to refer to, like, a lot of the new bills that are coming out about anti Semitism, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Florida is actually one of the front runners for that. DeSantis signed that bill in Israel after he touched the wall. I don't know if you knew that.

[Tyler]

I did not know that.

[Mike]

Yeah, I, I, I would, I would beg to say he has aspirations to run for President of the United States. And that's, that's a, that's a pre, pre presidential move.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, you can't become president unless you're co. Signed by apac. You know how this works.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We give you the blessings and, you know, we'll allow you to be president.

[Tyler]

I love it, dude. I love it.

[Mike]

Hey.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Six million, baby. Although I have never seen a tattoo that was higher than four digits.

[Tyler]

Make it make sense.

[Mike]

Trump made it pretty clear he had to say that he to, and this is my opinion, to avoid any talk of Israel. He said, well, he just felt like Iran was going to strike first. That was his reason for doing it. Not that that's not true, but he definitely skirted that it was Israel putting pressure on him or anybody else? He made it very clear he had a feeling. Feeling might have been somebody telling him, but he made it sound, he had a feeling that it was going to happen. So I want to jump into this. You, you pointed this out. You were saying this morning that Iran was able to actually blow up one of the most important pieces of equipment in the entire region. Is that, is that accurate?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. So it, there's been a lot of reports on it. I actually know a guy's, and I know a couple guys in CENTCOM right now, but they're like 100 dark, so I haven't been able to get in contact with them. But there's a lot of very reputable people saying that they got literally one of the most important, if not the most important radars in the Middle east, which was in Saudi. Yes.

[Tyler]

No, this is, that's the oil hub. Is it, Is the video on your page?

[Mike]

Cece, there's no video of that. I don't believe what he's talking about.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, I did. There's a video, CNN talking about it, where I made the post about the asymmetric warfare. I'm not sure. If you guys saw that.

[Mike]

But there's no video of that actual. Of that explosion.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, yeah, there's no video of that specific explosion so far. That's us wrecking Iran right now.

[Mike]

I found it interesting that hence it jumped all over the fact we shot a boat down with a torpedo. Like of all the things to be excited about and I get it, it's the first, it's the first, first one since World War II, since the other, the other war we got into for some reason. And all the things to brat, to brag about, it was like maybe another distractionary blow. Like, oh look, we sank a boat. Like it looks like the Nintendo game.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

When I was a kid. Like, that's not too exciting.

[Tyler]

I think it's pretty cool.

[Mike]

Yeah. I thought we could just drop a bomb from top of it and knock it down.

[Tyler]

I mean, how many do they got

[Conservative Chocolate]

of their ships? I know we sank all 11 that they had in the area by their ports, but there's other reports saying, saying that we sunk 20. So I mean whatever their navy is, it's pretty right now.

[Mike]

So they're on canoes now.

[Tyler]

Have we. Obviously we have.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, they're on, they're on Arabic canoes.

[Mike]

No, they're not doing, they're not doing so good. I mean, but obviously they're getting lucky. There's some missiles make. I know some, some missiles made it through the Iron Dome and then obviously some missiles made it in the Saudi, I guess.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yes.

[Mike]

They're just, they're just pushing buttons at this point, like.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, so.

[Tyler]

So the.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Pretty much what I like to explain to people about asymmetric warfare is the point that we have to be a hundred percent accurate every time. All they need is one. And that radar is the best example of that. See what I'm saying? Because they sent over 101 ballistic missiles and drones of that 101 to Saudi.

[Guest or Interviewee]

Yes.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Two of those hit. One of them hitting literally the only target that mattered in that whole area for us at least as our aerial defense interests.

[Mike]

Weird, weird, weird, weird.

[Tyler]

In Iran as the Internet Monitoring Group reports an online blackout across. Across the country.

[Mike]

And from what I.

[Conservative Chocolate]

So right now they're still good?

[Mike]

Good?

[Conservative Chocolate]

No, no, I was just gonna say they're currently. Also their entire power grid is gone right now.

[Tyler]

All of Iran.

[Conservative Chocolate]

There's no active. Yeah, there's no active power grid in Iran as of now. When I last looked at it and that news came out when we were texting this morning.

[Mike]

No electricity, no Internet. They're just Living on a prayer, dude.

[Tyler]

They're. They're doing. Living. Dude. This is real protests. America don't know what protests are.

[Conservative Chocolate]

No, no, those. Those protesters are actually getting wiped off the face of the map right now. Last accounts that I'm tracking was that they are. They killed 20,000 protesters. The Iran government, which is the Ayatollah, was the.

[Mike]

Since the worst. Just as bombing started. Our total.

[Conservative Chocolate]

No. So that's the numbers just before the bombing even started. We're talking about the OG protests. Yeah.

[Tyler]

They've been protesting for about what, a month now.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, yeah. So the government has been. Has been mowing them down. What do they do with the bomb for a while.

[Tyler]

What do they do. What do they do with the bodies of protesters that they kill? I don't understand what a third world country is. Like. I know Iran might be second world, but I mean, what do they do with the bodies of the people? They're people that they kill.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Just make them disappear. Dude, you dig a ditch in the middle of the desert, I mean, it's all sand.

[Mike]

But what happens if you go back to look for those bodies and they're not there?

[Tyler]

It would take to cremate 20,000 people.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I'm not sure. I know they were able to cremate 6 million people in the span of what, three years?

[Mike]

So, you know, so. So, yeah, I mean, I'm. What, so they're, they're just mowing these people down and you would think so. Trump says you talked like he wants to put maybe boots on the ground. Do you think it's possible for the Iranian people to form their own government in this condition they're in to just. Somebody steps up and says, okay. Because I know at one point every person that got sworn as the new leader got bombed within like three hours. They just started. Everybody's dying. So they lost.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We're pretty much smoking everyone.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So wait, wait, wait. So as they're appointing new leaders in real time, we're just like, nope.

[Mike]

Yeah, we got like 41 in one shot.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah.

[Mike]

One guy in at like 8:00am and at like 3:00', clock, he was dead. Like, they were just one after.

[Tyler]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

They're like, who wants to be in charge? And everybody's just like, they had the news. The news would broadcasting live. Talking about bombs in the news. Got hit.

[Conservative Chocolate]

She just walked out.

[Mike]

Yeah. She's like, they can't bomb everybody, but

[Conservative Chocolate]

boom for Texas and got wrecked.

[Mike]

Yeah. So I mean, who takes over? Like, who is. Who is who. Who could possibly mess.

[Conservative Chocolate]

That leads me into the next news that I was. That I'm. That I covered last night. I'm not sure if I sent you guys a text on that, but pretty much right now we're smoking every military outpost, police outpost, and anything that can oppress the Kurds right now in Iran to allow the Kurds to lead this revolution that we want them to lead, to take over the government over there because they're more US friendly. And it's been widely reported by even cnn, which is horrible news. So they said it, you know, it got to be true if I'm co signing it, that pretty much the CIA is working right now in Iran with the Kurds to allow the Kurds to overthrow the government and kind of push that regime forward.

[Tyler]

Is this, is this gonna. Are we trying to bring it back to 1979 Iran?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess that that would be the ultimate win for us because as you know, given, like, we'll give the Soviets for an example. Gene Levi jeans and McDonald's burgers brought down the entire Iron Curtain. So if you get Iran to get more westernized, then every other country after that is going to solely start that revolution of, well, I want to wear a mini skirt and go outside and, you know, yeah, I want, I want

[Tyler]

Internet, I want tick tock. I want, you know, Gucci purses, I want sports cars, I want all this stuff. I mean, what. I know Nick came on a couple days ago and kind of briefly told us about the, that we removed them because they weren't friendly enough. But what, what was the point of giving it to Sharia law and the Muslim, like culture like that? What. I mean, obviously they're still back in 1979, they're in Persia. So they were most likely. Yeah, they were Persians. Yes.

[Conservative Chocolate]

No, they had a whole other religion. They weren't Muslim. They have their own Persian religion, which I'm gonna get smoke for this, but no, I don't know what the Persian religion is, but they had their own religion before that. The ayatollah and Islam and Sharia law came in through, believe it or not, through feminism. Feminism is what sparked that entire movement. Feminist woman in 79 were protesting back in those days in Iran, saying that they wanted equality, this, that, and the third, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the ayatollahs who told them, like, oh, yeah, don't worry, we'll give you all that. And then as soon as they came into power, light switch, Sharia law.

[Tyler]

Whoa.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, the feminist movement has been around for a long time and they've pushed.

[Tyler]

What about anybody that didn't want to. What about anybody that didn't want to be a Muslim? That was back in 1979 in Iran. Did they have to move or were they forced into Islamic Sharia law?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, well, there's. I've never seen anywhere in the Middle east that allows anybody to choose whether they want to be Muslim or not. So it's either you move or you get down with the. You get down to lay down. You know what I'm saying?

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. It really is the Jews versus the Muslims all around the world. I mean, you could sit here and say it's. You can sit here and say it's democracy versus communism or freedom or anything like that, but at the end, no, it's spiritual warfare at the end of the day. And they're both wrong. So. Just kidding, everybody. Just kidding. But I'm saying, like, I mean, it really is.

[Mike]

If you look. What was that motion you made there?

[Conservative Chocolate]

I'm pointing at something over there, boys.

[Mike]

Man, through religion, kidding. And sign language, man. You knew sign language?

[Tyler]

Oh, that's funny.

[Conservative Chocolate]

That means that language, boys.

[Tyler]

I mean, like, because like, when you think about it, you're like, if you're not Jewish or a Muslim, like, it's kind of hard. Like, why do I gotta pick sides? Like, I mean, at the end of the day, like, it's their war. But I mean, it's.

[Mike]

I.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We've talked about geopolitics, baby.

[Tyler]

The, you know, we talk about Jewish people all the time, but damn, dude, Islamic people are taking over the world. Muslims are taking over. And then we, we broke down the Muslim rebirth mat or birthing population statistics. They have so many kids that they can take over a territory very fast in one generation.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, seven to one birth rate for white people. So my people are, are under, you know, the pressure of extinction right now. Us Caucasians are. Are not looking good right now.

[Tyler]

They're playing the card when you need to play it.

[Mike]

You got your golf hat on 1/100th of a cook agent.

[Tyler]

He's got his feathers in the back seat for when he wants to be a Native American.

[Mike]

He's got his white privilege card in case he.

[Tyler]

You've got shitty service, man. Oh, there he goes.

[Mike]

But you know, you, you on my whole sheriff story, but I think it's accurate.

[Tyler]

What are you talking about?

[Mike]

The, the. That the black sheriff fired a black lady and nobody cares.

[Tyler]

I didn't on it. I just said no one cares about cops. Like, it's like if it was white privilege. JP Morgan I think they'd be like, oh my God, they'd be all over it.

[Mike]

White privilege is pretty cool, man. We. We are responsible for everything that's wrong. I mean, it's. It's quite the. It's quite the card, dude.

[Tyler]

It's funny. Mike gets a warning now. Mike gets a. People that follow Copville and I'm sure now anti or get a warning. Are you sure you want to follow this page? I just. Well, I just went on to watch our YouTube and it said it reminded me to keep the community safe. As a YouTube, as a YouTube creator, it's my responsibility to keep it. I've never seen that message in my life.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, well, it's funny you say that. I got that same message in Justin's chat because Justin shout out donut. Justin hit me up with a funny meme the other day, and when I went into his messages today that I saw, it gave me the same thing. I sent them a screenshot.

[Mike]

We're all going down.

[Tyler]

Sorry I've been neglecting the chats. I gotta start putting them on the screen.

[Mike]

We'll be on Crusaders CC here soon.

[Conservative Chocolate]

White chocolate is crazy.

[Tyler]

I mean. I mean, at the end of the day, right, If I had to pick of a takeover, if I had to pick American 50 years and I had to pick between Muslims and Jewish people. Notice how I'm not saying Jews anymore? I'm watching my mouth. I want them to. I want them to see this. They've been running it okay, for a while. I think letting some kind of. I think letting some kind of deep state stuff happened under their watch is pretty bad, right? But I know they're learning their lesson. They're like, holy this, Epstein. These white people are in America are nuts, dude. They need to stop that. You know, other than that, no more. We need to get rid of the Harvey Weinsteins and some of the bergs and the steams that are. Are like on. On. They're not part. They like branched off and did their own crazy, you know? But at the end of the day, the Jewish people have been running our country for forever. And I'm fine. I'm broadcasting on a free speech.

[Mike]

I think you're violating Florida statute right now.

[Tyler]

But

[Conservative Chocolate]

what is it, Mike?

[Mike]

Yes. Section 18. That's in 1.0. Florida statute, man. I'm gonna. I'm get that reward wrong though.

[Tyler]

Am I wrong?

[Mike]

Here's my theory.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Here's my.

[Mike]

Here's my theory. This is.

[Tyler]

I don't want to be. I don't want my hands chopped off for stealing.

[Mike]

This is a recollection time. They've opened the gates to allow us all to be think we have free speech. And now they're collecting our data and location and who we are and what we're streaming. In a couple years, they're going to do the roundup. Like, oh, you remember back in 2026 when you had them jokes and you're pointing at that thing on the wall? Yeah, we got you. We got you right here, buddy. Yeah, you want to joke about that? We got some math jokes for you. Come on over here, buddy.

[Conservative Chocolate]

You want to notice? We're gonna give you something to notice.

[Mike]

Yep, come on in the showers. Get in here. Get in the shower. Come on.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Put that.

[Tyler]

Put that tiny hat on, Tyler. Let's see that impersonation.

[Mike]

Yeah, let's see that joke.

[Tyler]

That's what hang you from the ceiling by your feet.

[Conservative Chocolate]

That's what's happening.

[Mike]

I'm telling you. You can put your tin foil hat on, but they have. We went from. You were banned immediately. If you said anything quick, it was like, boom, you're done. Now all of a sudden, everybody. You got all these guys on social media just saying the word, saying whatever they want. It's a strange thing that all of a sudden during this presidency, everything seems wide open. It's like, go ahead, go ahead, say what you want. Have your new platform, talk about it all. Keep going. Get it all on YouTube, get it on X, get it all out there. It's a strange time right now that they're allowing gypsy crusader. That's what I'm saying. And I mean, you know, you're seeing a lot of people say things that they're letting it happen. And it's strange. It's very strange. Nothing's changed in the last three or four years. There's no different. It's just being. It's okay now. And why is that?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Oh, wait. Got breaking news, boys.

[Mike]

Oh, breaking news.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Dylan. Dylan, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna talk about what you just said, brother. About breaking news. Curtis. For Curtis. Kurdish forces in Iraq have launched a ground military offensive into Iran. What I tell you who broke it first? Who broke it first?

[Mike]

It is. There it is.

[Tyler]

You are an asset, but you're also. You got to be at risk. By now they're like, who the is this black Jewish dude in a golfing uniform? See all the on the air for.

[Mike]

For us.

[Conservative Chocolate]

That's why I'm insulated.

[Mike]

For our mor. Us morons. Explain what that means. Kurdish for Kurdish Forces from Iraq are

[Tyler]

invading some guy named Curtis.

[Mike]

No. Yeah, Curtis 50 Cent. Curtis Jackson. For the morons like me. Tell me what that means.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We're about to get rich and die trying.

[Mike]

Many men. Many, many, many, many, many men.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. So the Kurds are a long standing ally to the US that that we've had. And they're part of the same people who helped us in the OG G. WAT and then we kind of screwed them over on that one. So they've been around a long time. They're very big. They hate the. They hate these people.

[Tyler]

The first Iraq war was because who Saddam Hussein was gassing? The Kurds. And so what country, what country are they?

[Conservative Chocolate]

The Kurds. I mean, Kurdistan, but the Kurdish people are in a bunch of different areas in that AO of Iraq, Iran, whatever that was just kind of gulped up by those countries. Like. No, no, no, no.

[Tyler]

This is.

[Conservative Chocolate]

You're us now and you're actually this. Which is true for a lot of people over there.

[Tyler]

They're more of a group of people in many territories rather than like Americans in America. They're Kurdish peoples. Okay. And so do they have an army? Do they have a Kurdish military?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yes and no. They're more of a guerrilla militia that's very well trained by. By us through SF oh, we do that once.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It didn't work.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, we tried that once with, with the OG what was his name? Osama bin Laden.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Conservative Chocolate]

For those of you who don't know, Osama bin Laden was 100 a CIA asset during the beginning part of that war. 100%.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. That is very widely known. People don't talk about it, but he learned all his trade craft. How to disappear, how to do his little tunnel videos, all of that. He learned that from us.

[Tyler]

He worked. He was an asset after 911 or before 9 11?

[Conservative Chocolate]

No, no, no, no, no, NO. Way before 9 11. In the 90s.

[Tyler]

Okay?

[Conservative Chocolate]

In the 90s. We trained him up and he was one of our direct assets over there. And then he flipped the switch for XYZ reason and decided to allegedly fly a plane into a building.

[Mike]

What about the guys in the van? The six, six guys in the van.

[Tyler]

What about, what about the, what about the Jewish financier that didn't go into work that day? He never missed a day of work

[Mike]

a couple, couple weeks earlier. Took out like a couple billion dollar insurance policy. I don't know, man.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead. No, no, no, no.

[Tyler]

I was gonna say do Jewish people. This is a crazy question because I don't know how A skyscraper is owned. But do the Jewish people own the. Did they own the Trade Center?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Jesus, that's a loaded question. Allegedly, the owner of the skyscraper was Jewish. I'll say it.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Mike]

He called out sick that day, too.

[Conservative Chocolate]

But also, funny caveat to that. He actually sued in federal court to get two payments because there was two strikes to the World Trade center and there was two planes and won the court case.

[Tyler]

What am I doing wrong, dude? I'm sitting here paying the IRS back last year in taxes and you mean

[Conservative Chocolate]

just put on a small half.

[Mike]

He dug into the. He dug into the technicalities for more money?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Pretty much, yes. And one and one more likely than not. That judge was.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. That seems crazy, right? Crazy that a tragedy like that could result in, like, billions of dollars. Yeah, yeah. Just crazy. Almost as crazy Building seven just falling down.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, if you. If you didn't know, because this is another funny caveat. There was a big lawsuit before that happened with the Port Authority and the World Trade center for asbestos that the people of the World Trade center lost. They wanted the Port Authority to pay for millions and almost a billion dollars worth of renovation that needed to be done. Because back in those days, if you guys remember, you're older than I am. Asbestos was a huge thing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Conservative Chocolate]

They didn't find that entire building.

[Tyler]

They didn't find it a threat until late 80s, early 90s. That's why a lot of your houses are grandfathered in, I think past 80. Anything before 89 or. Nope. Anything after, like 89 or 90 or 91, they had to be redone. And. Yeah, so that is very true, but we didn't, as a society know how bad that was until late 80s, early 90s.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. And then that was a huge thing because there was no possible way for them to demolish a skyscraper.

[Tyler]

Obviously, they found a way and we're trying to go to war. It.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Two birds, baby. Burger Kings. The Burger King.

[Mike]

Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

What were you gonna say to Dylan Hubber?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, Dylan. So Dylan had said something about. They said that they were gonna take over without firing a shot. And that's very true. And the reason is going back to what Tyler said, they have a 7 or 8 to 1 birth rate against us whites. So when it comes down to it, they will control the electorate in an area. For example, Minnesota, Minneapolis, where they have all. All Muslim Sheriff. The sheriff in Minneapolis. In Minneapolis is a Muslim. The guy who runs it is a Muslim. These are all the people on city council, the people who do the zoning laws, the people who do Zoning rights. They're all Muslim. How does that happen? When you drop 20, 30, 000 people into an area that are all Muslim, they all reproduce. 701. They have 10 kids each. So in a generation, they're the voting block, period.

[Mike]

Yeah, they take. They've taken over easy.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, they've taken over easily. And like.

[Mike]

And they got 10 billion dollar loan. Somalian's got a 10 billion dollar loan. Yeah. They'll control those states and then that's it. The more funding, more funding to send back to Somalia everywhere else. And eventually, like you said, we will be the minority. Vast minor minority.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yep.

[Tyler]

So if you had to pick Mike,

[Mike]

which one?

[Conservative Chocolate]

The latter.

[Tyler]

A life. A life you've already been living your whole life. Thailand. I, I guarantee you there's a couple steins that have invested into Thailand as well. That's why you get such great property.

[Mike]

You go Maldives in Thailand. I know it works.

[Tyler]

Did you know this? I want to say, in the early 90s, there used to be a ban on big private companies owning the. All the radio stations. That's why in like the 80s and early 90s, like radio stations, like local DJs actually controlled. We're going into the music scene a little bit here. Control the music scene. And so when they found somebody, let's say like an Orlando DJ finds a new Orlando rock and roll musician or pop star, they're able to promote it and organically pump it. And then the band was ceased and overnight all radio stations were bought up by giant companies that can now control the narrative worse than the TV media, like worse than cable. It was overnight narrative controlled. Crazy.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. Which is a huge antitrust thing. And it's big on having a monopoly, but somehow they get away with it. But Warner is still suing to let them buy Paramount. Crazy, right?

[Tyler]

I don't know, man. Maybe Rumble is the saving grace.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Rumble, man, rumble. Talk to us.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, I, I don't know. They'd have to, really. I, I used to think like, man, we're safe because we don't put out too much crazy short form. But our deep discussions on YouTube, I'm like, man, they would have to be really invested in watching us because tons of people talk about keywords, like Jews, Muslims, like keyword searches, even AI. I mean, maybe AI could pick it up and go, these guys are. These guys are onto us. But I mean, overnight, dude, they can shut our down. They could turn. They, they own this. They own this whole platform. They can shut us down.

[Mike]

It's happened to me in Two seconds, your business is gone.

[Tyler]

I'm not even talking. Well, yeah.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, look at my page.

[Tyler]

This is all before I met you.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, when we met. When we met, I only had a thousand followers, and Now I'm at 13 something. So it's like, that's only in the

[Tyler]

course of five months, and that's organic growth. You're not being promoted, dude. When you go to search, try it, guys. Try pulling up Instagram and try. You're good. You have to type in conservative chocolate, and then you pop up at the bottom like, oh, there he is.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yep. Conservative chocolate vet on ig Boys, Follow me up.

[Tyler]

It is really good for immediate breaking news on politics, but let's talk about some conus. Politics. I don't know if that's how you say it, but in the state of Texas, there was some elections. So let's talk about that psychopath Green. He did not win, right?

[Conservative Chocolate]

No. Green is out. Crockett is out. And damn it.

[Mike]

Who the.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Who's the other person? There's another person that's also out as well.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna give you some clues, okay? That's my clue. That's my first clue.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Oh, yeah. Dan Crenshaw. Dan Crenshaw's out. He's so irrelevant. He's so relevant that I completely forgot.

[Mike]

He got smoked, too. He got whooped.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he. He got.

[Conservative Chocolate]

He got beat pretty bad. Dan Crenshaw is done now.

[Mike]

What is.

[Tyler]

Did he not foresee that coming, or is it. Sometimes I think, like. So I saw his stories where he was out there. Like, he was out there, like, going. Doing what. What they usually do on camp, on voting day. They dress up like a dad, and they go out there. They look like the people and they shake hands, even though I don't think they're allowed to be anywhere near, but that he was out and about. And it's like. It was, like, 12 hours until the election results came in. And I'm looking at his stories. I'm like, he's got to have some kind of intel, like, yo, dude, you know we're gonna lose this, right, Dan? Like, it's not even a question.

[Mike]

He knew it all along. That's why he wanted all the. That's why, dude twice reaching out to everybody. The dumbest thing he ever did was probably not do Sean Ryan. He could have at least got his one last big chance, try to sell his dream, but he. He got destroyed.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Regardless of the fact. I don't know if you guys know this, but he already served two terms, so he Actually gets a for life pension besides va. Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, what people don't know this?

[Tyler]

You gotta last two turns. I know Sheriff people don't know that. Florida, if you're a sheriff for two terms, that's a retirement. So what like why don't we talk to John Burke the other day and he's a big, he's a friend of Dan Cruncher. Now they're both in Texas and, and John Burke is very big. He has a CBD company, Gummy. And he's very into politics when it comes to THC and all that stuff. And that's. I highly think he knows Dan Crenshaw. They're both veterans so. But he did not have a lot of like every time I ask like why Dan Crenshaw? No one can say anything good about him. But also no one can really say anything bad about them. It's all alleged like insider trading. At the end of the day you're not going to be able unless somebody's like wife is doing it like through her account. Like you're not going to be able to prove that. And then on top of that the red flag laws, like I don't understand. We all agree that psychopaths shouldn't have guns and it's like, I mean is it that bad of a law?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah but the red flag laws is, is like every other law, right? It's interpretation. That's why people don't like it because they say that again you could even. Sorry about that guys. Yeah. So just give you a mic as a cop.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Conservative Chocolate]

So your interpretation and interpretation of being dangerous could be two separate ones. So when it comes to red flag laws, who says somebody is dangerous? And that's the problem with the red like it leaves a lot of room for interpretation.

[Tyler]

I think 2A people are just insane sometimes, dude. I, I dude and dude, they're worse than Jews, dude. You critique a two way person or say hey man, don't you think, don't you think that's a little crazy, dude, they'll call you a dictator and that you want everybody to have their guns taken. And you're like dude, no. I just like true 2a people are shall not be infringed no matter what. Yes, it's insane.

[Mike]

But I don't when they, I see I default. I fault back to this. They don't good. Bad connection.

[Tyler]

Hello, can you hear us?

[Mike]

My, my, my view of this is, and I have this conversation a lot when though when they wrote those rules there was no trans vendors, transgenders, there was no Mutilation, There was no hormones. Those things were written when everybody was. When I say, quote, unquote, normal. Like they didn't anticipate what we had coming. So, and I look at a red flag where I think of like the, in Florida, we have the rpo. Like, that is a real thing. And that's reviewed, that's judicially reviewed. So you go off the deep end, you threaten to, to do something violent. And initially, I'm talking about RPOs in Florida, which is a red flag role, CC. So initially I can take your guns and say, okay, for right now we're gonna do this. We're gonna say for tonight, you, you threatened to kill yourself, you threatened your wife, you threatened to shoot the guy down the store. You did something. We're going to take your guns, you're being mentally evaluated and we're going to hold on to these. But you, within, within a week, you get a judicial review of that. There's an affidavit drafted, and then you go in front of a judge and a judge says, yes, I believe it's. It's. You should not be able to have a gun or no, give it back. And then that, that's a year to year review. My point of that is there is some obvious situations where people should not be able to have a gun. I think that's what. Now John Burke goes, I get what he's saying. Like, but to say transgender, I mean, yes, it's a problem. All transgenders. No, there's probably transgenders that don't want to kill anybody. So that kind of statement is, Is a little bit much. But there are situations where you have to do what's best for society. And I'm not talking about gun grabbing. I'm talking about, I went on a call, this dude said he's gonna shoot everybody up. He's got 10 guns in his house. Well, sir, please don't do that. We're gonna, we're gonna head out, take care. That doesn't seem like, that doesn't seem like the best idea. But I know that. But that doesn't. If you go straight to a. That's the answer. Well, hey, man, we'd really appreciate if you didn't go kill everybody, America. Keep your gun.

[Tyler]

That's the, like, that doesn't seem right. Mike, what's RPO stand for?

[Mike]

Risk Protection Order.

[Tyler]

Risk Protection Order. It's a. It's almost like, if I remember correctly, I've only done one in my life. And it was all. It was 10 years ago or maybe nine years ago. And they were really trying to push these out, right? And they were like. Our sheriff was like, we've done seven RPOs in the last year, and every other county in Florida has been doing like 600. We need to. We need just to compare. We need to start taking people's guns. So I get it. That's how it. That's how it happens. But we would do risk protection orders. And I remember I had the same scenario as Mike, except I was able to just find, you know, I was actually a good cop, and I just. Baker acted the guy, and I knew what to do.

[Mike]

So what did you do? Explain. No, keep going. Because I want to know what did you do with his guns once you bake cracked him? Because he gets out.

[Tyler]

Hold on. What I'm saying is I. Baker acted. I'm not my sergeant. Which would have been like, you. I go, I just. Baker acted him. And I put in there. I put in the report everything he said, and he's like, so what happens in two days when he gets out? And I was like, well, I can't. What am I gonna do? Take his guns? And he's like, do you not pay attention in briefings, dude?

[Mike]

Now it's making sense.

[Tyler]

So I had to fill out a risk protection order, but it doesn't require a judge's signature at face value. It's us at three in the morning as cops. Because, like, to bake rack somebody against their will to get them to get them mentally evaluated. It takes a judge, a doctor, or a cop. That's it. There's only three people that can do it and risk protection orders. Almost seemed like it was the same thing. Like, at my authority right now, this needs to go before a judge, but at my. Right now, I have probable cause. That's what it seemed like to take all of this man's firearms and put them in secure holding until this issue can be brought before a judge. And then a judge makes the final call. And it worked. That was a good. I'm glad I did that.

[Mike]

Well, that's what, you know, that's what it's for. That's where your 2A guys are going to say, that's you're taking guns illegally. But there is a time, I mean, that's just like saying, okay, shot. He shot somebody. Well, he's still got a Second Amendment. If you're gonna go that hardcore second Amendment, it's like, well, give him his gun. He's a citizen. The second amendment says it. So we, you know, we created Laws for felons not allowed to carry a gun. And then it kind of, the, the RPO kind of trickled into mental health where they're not a felon, but it's probably not a good idea for this guy that's just threatening to kill like all his neighbors, and he's completely agitated, has some type of mental health issue, and we're just going to leave. So that's where I don't. I mean, I agree with that law. And you're gonna call it a red flag roll, that's fine. But I, I don't agree with like hearsay or no judicial review. Just like, hey, you know, let's go get this guy's guns. Because he, you know, he yelled at his neighbor. Well, that's, that's not enough. So it's got to have some type

[Tyler]

of, you know, it's gotta.

[Mike]

Investigation. It's got to have an investigation that goes with it. You can always lie. You can always lie. I'm not, I'm not. The government can lie. Government can make stuff up. So there's always that factor. But most of the time, your average street cop is going to do the right thing. But, you know, I didn't even know our administration, our attorney used to say, like, hey, man, if you really just go in and get the guns right at the time of the crime, it kind of like skirts the fourth amendment. We don't have to wait for a search warrant. You're kind of like already there, and it's in the best interest of the public. He basically told us to violate the fourth amendment, because if you left, if you left and you got to go back in, you need a search warrant. Then you get into, do I have enough? But if you're there and you go, hey, man, we're gonna take all your guns, it's like, you're already there and you're doing it for the best interest of the public. So just go ahead and do it. So there was some little, little bit of sneakiness in there. But if with the right intentions in mind, I agree that there's some times to hold some guns from people and be like, maybe for your best interest in ours, we, we might want to hold this for you. Just my thoughts.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, you got, you gotta have a com. You gotta use common sense, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, just like.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I mean, I think.

[Mike]

Good.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I was gonna say, I think the way that Mike is saying it makes perfect sense to everybody. It's kind of hard to even argue with the majority of what Mike just said. But then Again, you also have people like what Tyler just said, where you have somebody saying, well, we haven't done enough, so. So let's do it to do it. And when you push people to do something, it's like 30 for 30. Well, now we're just going to do it just because there's. Nobody's going to lose that pension.

[Tyler]

And I'll tell you right now, the Baker act of Florida, the forcing someone to get a mental evaluation against their will. You take them into custody, you can use the same. Well, I guess in theory, you don't want to use the same amount of force you can to get anybody in custody. But at the end of the day, you can fight them. You can force them into handcuffs. But it. If you notice cops. Well, I don't know how you notice it, but if you ask, a lot of cops will do it, because you cannot get in trouble for Baker acting somebody who might not meet the criteria. You can get in trouble. Well, I thought you could until Mike told me you couldn't. But if I said, I'm going to kill myself, and I go, I have the means to do it. I'm going to use that tool over there and your CC the cop. And you're like, damn, dude, I was trying to get some Chipotle in a little bit, like. And he goes, actually, I changed my mind. I'm not gonna do it. But he just told you he was, and he showed you the means, and you go, okay, you're not gonna do it. You walk. As far as I'm concerned, you are liable because that person just showed you a way and a means and how they were going to do it. But so that therefore, on the flip side, cops just bake rag people all the time. Like, it's just easier. Dude, just get in the car. You want to kill yourself? Let's go.

[Mike]

It's a catch. Yeah, that's.

[Tyler]

That's the risk of the RPOs, the risk protection orders, the Red Flag laws, is that it just becomes easier. Instead of a cop having to be the bad guy and go through all this like, oh, you're just giving me the power to just. All right, load them all up in the van. Just load them all up. He can go. Get him in. I've got to go eat. I've got to get off work. This. This call will come in 30 minutes before you get supposed to get off. And he's got 30 AKs in there that you've got to very. Like, you've got to go through and label all of Them, they all have to be categorized. They all have to be properly numbered and placed into evidence. It'll take hours, dude. Hours. And that happens all the time. That's what you signed up for. That's what you signed up for.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, it's not. And, and that stuff is even crazier as a veteran because I know a lot of. Within Florida itself, believe it or not, from my own unit, but they tell me all the time, like, if they have to show up on a veteran and they know it's a veteran and it's like a red flag situation where he said something or did something or whatever the case may be. There's 20 cop cars showing up to a vet's house. Exacerbation. Exacerbating the situation. I'm not sure if you guys ever done that. If you do, I mean, that'd be a great topic to go over right now, but it gets spooky for us.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, you talk about. For vets, because we've actually talked the other day. You know, there's a. There's a small percentage of cops that are war vets. And so I fall in that weird category of, you know, I, I have some PTSD myself from war, but I'm also a law enforcement officer showing up to veterans so it can be done the right way. But I also know how dangerous these people are. And I'll be the first one to tell you. Idealist, him and hugging him by CC isn't gonna work. It's just not gonna work. They. I mean, imagine, dude. I mean, Mike, dude, if you knew who I was, you live, you. You patrol my block. You come into contact with me all the time. It's pretty cordial, right? I mean, it's. It's nothing bad. You. You just track me because you're like, dude, this guy's bananas. Like, I, I want to make sure I kind of tracking Tyler. Then you hear the call go out, Tyler at 1 2, 3. You know, veteran Lane is on the phone with 911 saying he's gonna kill his family himself, and then he's gonna kill any law enforcement officer that stops him. A social worker at a shield's not going to stop that. You are going to have like a 20 man response, and it's going to be a big thing because Mike the cop knows I've talked to Tyler a lot. I know he went. I know he went to Iraq. I know. Let's just say Tyler used to be a cop. A lot of SWAT experience. Like, that guy's gonna know how we're coming. He's gonna know, like, this is a special response to, like, so if you get, like, a Navy SEAL that goes off the rails, he's gonna know every breach point. He's gonna know every advantage point, like, SWAT's gonna have. It's just different. I know the average infantry dude is just a fat drunk. I'm just kidding, guys. We're all infantry here. Relax. Stuff, you know, just your basic weekend drill teaches you way more than 99 of the population that law enforcement has to deal with. And now. You know exactly what I mean. Just knowing what a stack of dudes coming through a door looks like. I'm gonna sit right here, and I'm gonna wait for four dudes to come in. Whether or not they're patrol and they got their little pistols and they're coming in slow, whether it's SWAT coming in hot, you know exactly where those four people are most likely going to spread.

[Mike]

Well, just. I mean. And I got Kill Funnel. Thank God he lived. But that Volusia shooting, that just went all over the news. What did they do? He walks right up to the door, hands in his vest, and he knocks on the stands. I mean, we can talk tomorrow. There'll be more people. And then just stands in it, you know, Stands over his vest. And it's like, if you have experience, like you said, military or cop. I'm like, I know what these dumb cops are going to do. They're going to walk up to my door, they're going to look through this window. As soon as he puts his head. Because he puts his.

[Guest or Interviewee]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know, like, I know what to do. Like, I thought about that. I always think, you know, I'm sure they're.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I dropped.

[Mike]

I dropped another episode on my agency today. So I'm one of these days that. That Pterodine. Armored vehicles pulling up through the driveway. I know it's happening. So I always think, like, this is

[Tyler]

the Indian River Sheriff's Office.

[Guest or Interviewee]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You talking about. We know you have steroids.

[Tyler]

This is the Indian River Sheriff's Office. Michael Bilks.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know it's coming.

[Tyler]

So it's like flushing all this juice.

[Mike]

I don't do that stuff. So, yeah, so it's like you. You know, you start to deal with that, but then, you know, your. Your normal guy can be just as crazy as your vet. But when you do know there's a circumstance like a veteran or a former cop or somebody that has that experience, you should treat it different. And that should also go into taking guns or Seizing weapons. And I've dealt with. I remember one particular call, one call in particular with a vet who was going through it, and he had a nice house, and he stood in the driveway and we were there a long time, and he looked at me and he said, you guys are not taking my gun, like. And I. I had never believed something more in my life. And had I maybe not have been there with the experience with vets and knowing that deal, some schmo, I'm a badass cop would have been like, listen here, brother, I'm taking on God knows what happened, but I had to spend, like two hours with this guy. It was a long time, and he had a arsenal. If he would have broke free and made it into that house like he was talking about doing, it would have been. We would have needed tanks. And you, if you don't take that serious or get that little, like, hair on the back of your neck when the guy looks you dead in the face and says, you're not doing something you have, you're not doing it right. So that's where you have to have. I believe in some type of, like, we've been talking to Nick about and, you know, some type of veteran assistance to talk to this guy like, hey, man, this is what's going on. You know, I've been there. But it ain't no social worker in a vest either with no gun walking up there, hey, sir, I went to college last week and I just graduated. And I was told to tell you, you know, we're really here for you and we're going to help you out, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From my dorm room in New York city, in my 75, 000 a year college. I really get where you're coming from, sir. Like, that's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.

[Tyler]

All right, what we're gonna do real quick is we're gonna take a quick commercial break. Hopefully Conservative Chocolate can get some good Internet. I gotta pee and heat up my coffee.

[Mike]

And we want Larry to come on.

[Tyler]

We. Yo, cc. We're taking a quick commercial break. So I know you're gonna pop in and out like 40 times because you lose Internet. But we'll be back in two and a half minutes. Thank you to our brothers in vengeance.

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[Mike]

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[Conservative Chocolate]

Oh yeah, baby.

[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

It's very strange that somebody. These celebrities change the way they look. And if you're going to go into those conspiracy theories about like, did you see Ozzy Osborne's daughter? Like she looks like four different people in four different times. So yeah, you know, you get in these conspiracies and you know, Scientology and the blood drinking and all that crazy stuff and you see these people like John Travolta has not aged dude, dude. 71 I've never seen. Blows my mind how good John Travolta looks for 71. And then you get into these people changing completely. Like Kris Jenner or the Kardashian. She looks. She looks 30 and she. She's an old lady. Like, it's just crazy how this stuff is happening. But yeah, Jim Carrey doesn't look anything like he did. They actually had to have his. Had to have his people confirm it was him and say, yep, he's actually there. Yeah, they said it was him, but there are people like, there's no way that was him. Like, there was no way it was him.

[Tyler]

What do you think?

[Conservative Chocolate]

It's the same John Travolto from Pulp Fiction. He looks the same way now.

[Tyler]

He looks younger.

[Mike]

He's 71.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Wasn't he one of those scientist people too? Something about.

[Tyler]

What is it the Scientology.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Scientology? Yeah.

[Tyler]

Jews are like, where are these Scientologists? Go come back. Fight the Muslims and the Christians. Come back Scientologists in 100 years.

[Mike]

Can you.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We'll get you in the next, guys.

[Mike]

Larry, Larry, Larry. Get Larry.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Put it up on the screen, boys.

[Mike]

Get Larry's email. Get him a link. He's out here running. We need his email.

[Tyler]

Larry. Don't be a goof troop. Send us your not calling in Larry.

[Mike]

You don't get to call. You got to show your mug.

[Tyler]

You gotta show your ugly, stupid mug. Just kidding. Sorry.

[Conservative Chocolate]

His name is Larry. I know what's going on.

[Tyler]

What's going on?

[Mike]

I don't know. He's pro. Anti maga. Pro. I don't know.

[Tyler]

Well, I. I don't want to make Larry have to post his email, but you got. You got to give us your email.

[Mike]

We can't post a link.

[Tyler]

We cannot post a link to join. I know you know. You know you're talking about Bill OG

[Mike]

on Instagram, the anti hero.

[Tyler]

We're giving you all the links, Larry.

[Mike]

I can't type. My Instagram won't let me at G communist platform, dude.

[Tyler]

You. You email this, you mail. You email the antihero [e-mail] and I will reply you with a link to come in here and I guess educate us. Bitching up a storm in here, but I haven't been looking.

[Mike]

Yeah, so.

[Conservative Chocolate]

But you.

[Tyler]

So you think it's Jim Carrey? Yeah. Yeah, I believe it's also Jim Carrey. Nick's caught. Nick's texting me right now, G Money. And he's saying, just FYI, now he's G Money is a boomer. So he's like. FYI, it was a makeup artist in France that impersonated him. So I don't know if he saw a Facebook post and he believed it, but. Cece, what's your take? Was that Jim Carrey or is that an impersonator and he being chained up by the. The

[Conservative Chocolate]

outside?

[Tyler]

We lost you again. We lost you.

[Mike]

Is there. Is there a way to post the audio back to Patreon from Tuesday's episode for just Patreon members? Just the audio or the video? The whole video.

[Tyler]

The whole episode. Go to Patreon.

[Mike]

Okay. Somebody wants to listen to it. One of our Patreon guys. Like, hey, where's the audio from Tuesday? They listen usually.

[Tyler]

All right, before we lose you again, Cece, do you believe that was Jim Carrey?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yes, I can hear you. Yeah, I don't think it was massage, but then again, let's keep in mind, I mean, there's a lot of stunt doubles for movies, and you really never know who's who.

[Guest or Interviewee]

It's.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I mean, they spend a lot of money to find look alikes, so I'm sure it's not impossible, but I do think it was Jim Carrey.

[Mike]

Has it been Joe Biden the last four years?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Absolutely.

[Mike]

They say it's a double. That's another.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but that would make sense, I

[Conservative Chocolate]

think, for the events where you can hear him talking clearly. It was. It wasn't him for sure.

[Mike]

Like when he just showed up to that debate, like, a million bucks against Trump. Like, all of a sudden, the dude's on the ball, and you're like, who did? Where did this guy come from? But imagine the time in the world we're measuring earlobes and on. On the president to say this. This might not really be the president. Did you ever imagine a time where you would be like, you got a ruler out on your screen, you're like, look, his earlobe is two inches on this picture. And it's one. Like, What. What a time to be alive.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, I mean, it really does call to question if. If every day. If every day that I've seen him, he can barely function, and now he's just on the money, then. Now I gotta start measuring earlobes. Boys, this is what we're doing.

[Mike]

No, I get it. Like, he couldn't put a sentence together for months, and then he goes on the debate against Trump, and he. Not saying he did great, but he didn't do like they thought they actually said he performed. Oh, way overperformed. You're like, where's this guy been. He stands in front of a group of reporters, he doesn't know who he is. And then he gets on the stage in front of all these people and he's just rattling stuff off and you're like, that's, that's, that's strange.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah. And then, and then he kind of walked right into. Right into Donnie's play and got smoked on national tv.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Wait, what?

[Mike]

Fall off his bike and.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, we're just talking about what he was talking about, Tyler. Like when in the debate when he absolutely nuked him. And then. And he never, he never went on stage again.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it was bad. All right, well, I mean. So do we want to get back into the Iran topics? I mean, I'm sure there'll be updates for tomorrow.

[Mike]

I got something.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, I think we're. I'll double check right now. Unless.

[Mike]

Mike, I got something. I got something nobody knows is going on right now. I guarantee the average person doesn't know this. Did you know. Did you know that the Department of Homeland Security ICE shut down with not being funded right now?

[Tyler]

Oh, I knew that because you told me yesterday.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I bet

[Mike]

he. This guy says you won't give him the link.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's, that's Jay.

[Mike]

Jay. Okay. Yes, since February 14th the government did not fund Department of homeland security and ICE. Who does that affect all of ICE. TSA. Your airport TSA is not being paid right now. Since February 14th. They are working for free. Have you ever seen those people? They don't look like people that have a lot of money laying around. They're not being funded. FEMA is not being funded for anything but life saving missions. All non emergency planning and grant distributions are suspended. Coast Guard is only doing search and rescue missions. Secret Service is not working routine. Only routine operations. IT support made the blade Cyber Security and Infrastructure Intelligence Agency may be paused. Is paused. I talked to a high ranking official in the government for Department of Homeland Security not being paid. The buildings are empty, everybody's home. Air marshals are not working. That entire part of the government is shut down and it's like nobody's talking about it. Since February 14th these people haven't been paid. The that already don't give a. At the airport are driving in that Nissan Altima every morning and they're not getting a goddamn paycheck.

[Tyler]

So did you know this CC that the DHS and all that was shut down?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, the government shut down because they don't. They. What is it that they said they don't want to fund ice. So because of the funding for ice, then they're keeping the government shut down. Which is why in the State of the Union address Trump said it, they all they put.

[Mike]

They funded the rest of the government. That's why Congress, that's why everybody else is being paid. FBI. Usually when the government shuts down, Secret Service or U.S. marshals, all the FBI, DA is not. They're all funded. They only didn't fund the ICE portion of the budget. And I was told the Republicans are caving. They're being very weak. There's hearings going on right now. They're being very weak. And in order to get it back funded, they have to have all the Republicans and they need a couple Democrats to come across betterment. Usually pretty reasonable. Yeah. And they need a couple to come across to fund it. But just think how important the airport is, right? We all. The airport, airport, airport. TSA is not somebody. I would look at that. They've got, got two or three, four, five, six, eight months salary backed up, sitting in the bank like, oh, it's all right, we'll be fine. And all travel, all, everything is shut down. If you're not, if you're part of any umbrella of dhs, which is Coast Guard, which is tsa, ice, all unfunded, not working your government online security agents. We have a, we have a war going on. And we don't have the immigration guys, the ones protecting the border. They're not, they're not funded like cbp. Isn't that crazy?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, also, not to keep in mind what I talked about last time when I was on with you guys and JA pointed this out. Shout out to JA always. We have a huge threat of an insider attack in the US right now. So the fact that DHS isn't funded is insane. So I'll say this again because I know, I don't know if you guys, if, if you saw the post that I made, I think I tagged you and if I didn't share it so that the boys can see it. Take your location off. Tell your wife to stop posting the fucking pictures of your kids school. Tell your wife to stop saying that she's out with you at dinner at the time of the location when you're eating. Stop it. Take your locations off. Stop broadcasting where you're at. People know you're in the military. People know you're a cop. People know you're a vet. You're an easy target.

[Tyler]

Now do you think so? Let me, let me preface this. First off, you do a lot of the things out of the. And I'm not even making a joke. Kindness of your heart. You don't get paid. You're not being paid to provide all this OPSEC out there. You're a crude, humor, funny dude, and it really doesn't fit your narrative or your template to be putting out, you know, or. Or your brand. You're going off brand to warn people to worry about opsec. It's not an advertisement. Like, that's not some software company that you're plugging right at the end. You're literally just saying. And the fact that I've heard you say this about four separate times is leading me to believe that you have some kind of intelligence out there, that it's. It's a little bit more risky right now to be doing that than ever before. And that being said, does it. Do they have the capabilities, do they have intelligence here? Or do you think it's just sleeper, Like, Sleeper one? What do they call lone wolf? Guys that are just gonna find a cop on Instagram like us right now, like, oh, who's this, a free Sunday dude? Oh, he's former cop. Annabette. That's a good target right there. But not Tyler, his kids, his wife.

[Mike]

Make it hurt. Make it hurt.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, that's. That's where people aren't understanding. And that's. And that's one of my biggest points that I really want you guys to help me get, get this across. I'll repost the video and, and I'll invite both your pages to collab if you want, however, we can do it. But the problem usually, usually isn't the. The male, or I would say the person who is in that agency, in the military, whatever, it's the spouse. Because I guarantee you right now, I'll pick a random person on my Instagram, or let's say Facebook is even better, because that's usually wide open. I'll. I'll pick a random person over Facebook that I know. They're in the military. I'll go to their wife's page, and all their shit is public because that's just how females operate. Nine times out of 10, they want the likes, they want the attention. They want people looking at their page. It's how it works. That's why I don't have my wife plugged in on, because she could do whatever she wants. And for you to backtrack and find her. Good luck,

[Guest or Interviewee]

bro.

[Conservative Chocolate]

It's dangerous. Yeah, right, because she has a black eye. Apparently. That's. That's what people are saying. No, no, no, no, I'm Caucasian, so there's no.

[Mike]

We don't do that.

[Conservative Chocolate]

We don't do that over here,

[Tyler]

Man. I love. I love the fact that you're gonna be working with us a lot more, dude, because you were fun. You're funny.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I try.

[Tyler]

I sound like an old man. But bring it on, you and Nick for more. For more content and be around a lot more.

[Mike]

And if Nick doesn't. If Nick doesn't embrace the role of

[Tyler]

the hype man, the G money American macho man.

[Mike]

Savage. He should wear that. He should never wash that shirt again. He should wear that hat every single time he comes on. On. He should open the show like the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla Chris Jericho.

[Tyler]

Give.

[Mike]

Get the place turned up, have everybody want to smash their skull into the wall right before the show. That's what he should do. I ate McDonald's that day, man. I haven't had a McDonald's in.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, I was 10 years, man.

[Mike]

I went, got a double cheese.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Jesus Christ. A double cheeseburger is expensive right now, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, you see the video going around with the McDonald's CEO trying to eat that burger, right? Have you seen it? McDonald's dropped a new burger. I forget the name of it. It's got some names.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Big.

[Mike]

It's like two quarter pounds big ranch burgers. Now. It's called. Damn, I just watched the video. It's called something. And he's like, well, everybody. And they got like. He's like, let me show you guys this. I'm gonna eat this for dinner. He goes down. He takes the smallest because he knows what's in it. It's McDonald's. He takes the smallest bite you could ever take, and he's like, that's a tasty burger. And then they go to like, Wendy's CEO. He's over there.

[Tyler]

This.

[Mike]

Then he's eating the Wendy's. And they got the CEO of Big Arch. Big Arch Burger. And then they got the CEO of, I think, Cracker Barrel. He's in the kitchen with a big ass burger. Yes, that's solid, but yeah, it's a real video. But the dude from McDonald's literally takes it. Doesn't even look like he gets any meat. He's just like, oh, this is tasty. I can't wait to eat all this. It's like, like, bro, you know that.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, remember, McDonald's is goyum food.

[Mike]

What's in that stuff? There's not enough cows on earth to film.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's what me And Mike were talking about there's. There's literally somebody was like, McDonald's sells 6 million hamburgers a day or some crazy like that. They're like, when's the last. They were like, when's the last time you saw a cow? Like, you're like, okay, so let me think back. The last time I saw a cow.

[Mike]

Holy.

[Tyler]

Was like three years ago. The last time I laid eyes on a cow. You don't think about that. They're like, they were selling 6 million patties a day. You'd have cows everywhere because they'd be getting slaughtered and made into hamburger.

[Mike]

Yeah. Where's the land? Is there enough land in America to hold enough cows, let alone slaughter, burying, hide their body? I mean. I mean, slaughter and. And process. And then just think about that. Like, what's it.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I have comments that I will not make about what's in that meat. Allegedly.

[Mike]

Yeah, I don't. I don't want to know. I've seen the show on the fish, how they do the fish sandwich. They go out, that fish sandwich gets back to shore already in the condition it's going to be on the bun. Like, it gets caught, processed on a boat, frozen at some ridiculously low temperature, chopped up into this mush, squared off, and then, like, driven back. And by the time it hits the shore, your filet o fish is like, ready to go. And God knows, it's the bones, the lips, the eyes. It's all in there together, and it's just one nasty piece of meat. Whoa. I watched the whole show. Yeah, there's a whole show.

[Conservative Chocolate]

To be fair, though, they had a great commercial.

[Tyler]

Wait, so, okay, it is fish, but it's all what's in the hamburgers, dude. Why they say.

[Mike]

I don't wanna.

[Conservative Chocolate]

It's not on air, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Is it bad?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Mike said that, not me. They say, okay, allegedly, from what people have said that it ties back to those files that may or may not have been released. I'm not going to specify five, but, yeah, that's what the word on the street is.

[Tyler]

Burgers.

[Mike]

Amen.

[Conservative Chocolate]

I didn't say that. Who said it Say that?

[Mike]

But also the Internet said it.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Just think about. But hold on. But hold on. Okay, so, Tyler, let's. Let's think about it like this, right? You see how you just reacted to that right now?

[Mike]

That's what they.

[Tyler]

I know, I'm guilty. Crazy.

[Conservative Chocolate]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But imagine how you would have reacted. And let's say 2002, if I told you there was a Secret island where billionaires were sending kids.

[Mike]

You'd never believe it.

[Conservative Chocolate]

You'd never believe it.

[Mike]

No right or wrong.

[Tyler]

And they need us. They need us as influencers, podcasters, news anchors and celebrities. I'm a celebrity, by the way. They need us to go, that's crazy. Because when I say that's crazy. 85 people watching live right now go, that is crazy. But if you said that. And I went, are you kidding me? 85 people just saw me go, are you kidding me? So they might be like, wait, what did he just say? Hold on, let me rewind. So it is. It's very important for them to make us go, that's insane. There's no way. And then 20 years later, you're like, remember when we thought the hamburger kids thing was crazy?

[Mike]

Dude, aliens. When I was a kid, you know, I'm old, dude. When I was a kid, you were. Look, if you said you thought aliens were real, they looked at you like, you're stupid. This alien, you know, you go in the hot, take your Ritalin, go in the other room and bounce off the walls, you know? Yeah. So. So we were looked at like psychopaths as kids. Now they're just like, hey, man, by the way. Yeah, we got aliens. Like, here you go. You know, don't look at those files, but we got aliens. They're. They're right there. Go ahead and look at them. So as things progress, like Cece's saying, we. We. We believe. We would never believe that. You. If you. If, like I said, Aliens 30, 40 years ago. No way. No way. Now they're there. Now you go, hey, there's this eye, like you said. There's this. When we first came out, when you first started hearing about it, you're like, no. Even the Hunter Biden laptop, 2016. No way that guy has a laptop with all this stuff on it. Can't be. Can't be. No way.

[Tyler]

The president's son's smoking crack.

[Mike]

Yeah. No way. His president's son. No, for Ukraine. In Ukraine, he's making billion.

[Conservative Chocolate]

It can't happen.

[Mike]

Then it happens and you see it. You go, ah, that's old news. What next? Like, we just glazed over it. The President of the United States son had a computer with all that stuff on it.

[Tyler]

What was on the curious party for that?

[Mike]

All kinds of child corn. Yeah. That child business dealings with emails about buying off.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Then you have Hillary Clinton, the secretary emails. She gets her email served, she deletes with acid.

[Conservative Chocolate]

She acid washed her private servers that she had on her Property which obviously every normal American servers in their house. Everybody. That was the lives Dylan servers on his farm.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, like destroyed it.

[Conservative Chocolate]

She took and threw it on her servers.

[Mike]

Yes. Yeah, because they were live streaming. Like literally they were live streaming the hunting trips on the island.

[Conservative Chocolate]

The hunting trips.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Whoa, whoa.

[Mike]

What, what do you think? Why would somebody need massive servers in

[Tyler]

their home that are.

[Mike]

That are gaming level, like high tech equipment? And then when they find out about, they wash it and they destroy it, beat it, pour acid on it.

[Tyler]

I just need to know one thing, and this is a dead serious question. What were they hunting? Was it regular hunting trips for once? Were they just doing something normal?

[Mike]

They said they were hunting. The rumor is that she enjoyed hunting children. That's. That's Epstein file stuff that's been released. Did you see Clinton, both of them, recently? Today, yesterday, day before, in the testifying, Bill Clinton is looking at a picture. This is Bill Clinton you can't control. He's old. He's pissing himself up there. He's looking at pictures of himself with like young girls and girls and the Epstein pictures. And he's smiling. He's looking at the pictures like this. There's an old man and there one lady takes the picture from him. He's smiling so hard. Yeah. There's a video. He's smiling so hard at this picture of like him and Jeffrey Epstein. He's like, cheesing, dude. Boy, that was a good old days. Boy, that girl was 13. Boy, that was great. And he's smiling and the attorney lady next to him pulls the paper and he's like, give it back. He takes it back. He's like, give back. And he keeps looking back at it. He's like reminiscing real time in front of Congress or in front of the committee, looking at pictures. And then you got. He got a picture of him getting massages from young girls pictures. And they asked Hillary Clinton about it. I don't want to speculate. And they're like, speculate. It's like your husband's right in the picture and she's dodging it every which way. I don't want to speculate. They're like, the girl in the picture was supposedly a flight attendant that took people to the island. She's in the picture giving your husband a massage. I don't want to speculate. And it's like, like what, what, what? You got to see the video. Just when you're done, look up the Bill Clinton video. Like Bill Clinton testify. It's bananas.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Well, Also I posted that if you guys haven't seen it. As a matter of fact, Tower, if you want to look it up, it's the only post that I have on my page with Bill Clinton's face on it.

[Mike]

The picture of him looking at. Yeah, okay.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, I have the video. It's, it's crazy.

[Mike]

It's the craziest work ever.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Crazy. It's like, it's like on top of that.

[Tyler]

No, you got two. You got two. But I'll click one.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah, because it's, it's part one. Part two.

[Tyler]

Which one's part part one?

[Mike]

Is this one by the first one?

[Tyler]

Well, this would be the first one, right?

[Mike]

Yep. Discuss more specifics later. But for the record, can you briefly

[Tyler]

describe the nature and extent of the,

[Mike]

your relationship with Mr. Epstein?

[Guest or Interviewee]

Well, sometime after I left the White House, either in late 2001 or early ish, mid 2002, I received a call from Larry Summers, who had been on my economic team and was later secretary of treasurer and was then President Barber. And he said that he was calling because a man named Jeffrey Epstein who had made a substantial commitment of several million dollars. I think it was 10, but whatever it was to break research and that he was a information hungry person and he wanted to spend some time talking to me about economics and politics. And he said he's got this massive airplane and he said he would take you, your staff, your secret service detail, anybody else you wanted to bring on the trips that he knew. I was planning to set up a global network to provide life saving AIDS medicine to as many people as possible, as quickly as possible.

[Mike]

This dude.

[Guest or Interviewee]

And I should back up and say when I left office we had done all the preliminary work to set up the global funds on HTMB malaria, but it was not yet funded. And there were other instruments and institutions who were later founded, including President Bush's pet fort program. It had not yet been funded. There were only 200,000.

[Mike]

Is the other one the clip of the video of the other one? Try the other one. And what we're trying to get at is some context for the public on

[Tyler]

whether you remember this photo and any details may be able to provide us about it. So do you recall the details of this photo? Recall the photo being taken?

[Guest or Interviewee]

No, I don't think I ever knew the photo was taken.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Okay.

[Mike]

And for those who can't see it,

[Tyler]

it's a photo of you in a hot tub. There's a person next to you here. Do you remember where it was taken?

[Mike]

Where was it taken?

[Guest or Interviewee]

I'm almost sure that this pagan. I think there's an adjacent photograph which you probably have, that if people saw it, they would feel that someone was trying to calm themselves. But anyway, this picture was taken in Brunei and we flew one night. On a trip to Asia. The last very long leg. He said.

[Tyler]

We. Who is that including.

[Guest or Interviewee]

Well, my TELL team that was working.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Thank you.

[Guest or Interviewee]

On the AIDS issue. And Mr. Epstein was there and Ms. Maxwell. But anyway, we got to the end of. The end of the flight was Bernat. It's a tiny place, but a very wealthy one.

[Mike]

And.

[Guest or Interviewee]

And the Sultan of Nye was a man that I had gotten to know well in my eight years as president. And he. His first involvement with international matters was basically to join the Asian Pacific Economic Leaders Conference, which I started and which he attended. And so. And then he was very proud that. And he hosted his time, came to host it, you know, do these things in rotation. And it came at either. At the very end of my term or maybe the next year. Anyway, he wanted. When he knew I was coming and he said he wanted to help me with my AIDS initiative and he invited me to stay there. And he said, I want you to stay at this hotel and I hope you enjoy. Use the.

[Tyler]

This is a painful.

[Guest or Interviewee]

So I did.

[Mike]

Hold on. That's. It's all there. But there's a partic. Particular part. I only have it on Facebook.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's the worst. I know Facebook is not very user friendly when it comes to this stuff.

[Mike]

Here we go. All right, here we go.

[Tyler]

You screen recording.

[Mike]

No, I'm saying.

[Tyler]

All right, let me get into those. All right. All right, you guys ready?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Ready, boys. Run the video.

[Mike]

Give me that back. He's smiling away, man. This is him. See this? He's shaking. He loves it so much. We have about five minutes remaining in the majority's first hour. So I just want to ask you. I mean, this guy's got pictures of himself in dresses. He's got pictures in. All over the place, dude. All over there, man. Wild, dude. A picture of. On the. Of the. Off the wall of him in a dress painted. Yeah, he puts on the.

[Tyler]

He puts on the animal head and does the sacrificial rituals. Like that's the thing, man. Like, these guys really do believe in it. These like, these guys that do this stuff, like, they have seen the power of Satan. They've seen it. They think that they're on the winning side or they're going to live a life of awesomeness. They've completely left, you know, Christianity or any God, even some kind of. Some kind of religion where you don't sacrifice children and went to the dark side, man. And they do. If you're hunting kids, you are having those. Those ain't like those rituals, dude. You have to pay homage to open the portals to hell. And that's what they're doing. Alex Jones was right. I'm telling you guys. Alex Jones was right. Yeah, we got a couple super chats too.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Alex Jones has been right for a long time, Ryan.

[Mike]

Everybody thought he was crazy.

[Tyler]

Yeah, 20 years ago, 10 years ago. Thought it was nuts. What's up, boys? I'm broke down in the work van on the tow truck and finally caught alive. Nice. And this is for CC's Ultima Black Ice air freshener from Clint.

[Mike]

So.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah.

[Guest or Interviewee]

Appreciate you, Clint.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we could talk about that forever. It's just. It's out there. It's out there.

[Mike]

Tomorrow's a long day tomorrow.

[Conservative Chocolate]

A lot of wild stuff going on these days.

[Tyler]

We're ripping up the studio tomorrow.

[Mike]

We got Peach Peaches coming tomorrow night. Yeah, we have a fan coming too. We have a. One of our followers coming from. He's in Orlando. He's gonna find out how far away the studio is from Orlando tomorrow.

[Tyler]

Did you tell him?

[Mike]

Yeah, I gave me the address, but

[Tyler]

I think I sent you a video through text. I forgot to send it to your email. Can you put it in your computer and load it up?

[Mike]

Maybe. Okay.

[Tyler]

It's 22 seconds long.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm making sure that it's nothing. It's gonna get me kicked out of.

[Tyler]

Dude, it's.

[Mike]

I know what it is now. It's the old Discord, though. It doesn't have my logo.

[Tyler]

Would you trust me enough to just blindly upload a video?

[Mike]

There's a line somewhere.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Loyalty.

[Tyler]

No trust.

[Mike]

They're. Loyalty with what? What, what. What one thinks is a joke may not be a joke to everybody.

[Tyler]

So, yeah, the guys over in the discord, man, the 99. Oh, geez. They created the. The gaming. So if anybody listening that, like, I mean, they're still. I mean we're towards the end of the episode, but I think there's like 70 people on YouTube right now and there's. According to this, there's 49 people on X. But if you. You guys got to check this out, dude. It's a counterculture Inc. Gaming over on Discord. And everybody gets together and up. You are watching the counterculture gaming studio. A studio forged by military, law enforcement,

[Conservative Chocolate]

first responders and blue collar workers bringing

[Tyler]

you the best entertainment in exchange gaming industry.

[Conservative Chocolate]

This is counterculture.

[Mike]

Oh, it is the good one. Never mind.

[Tyler]

There you go. There you go. There you go. Counterculture in gaming. So that's apparently a huge sect audience that we don't. We don't tap into enough. So the boys are over there setting it up. I mean, it's already set up. They're just building it now,

[Mike]

brother.

[Conservative Chocolate]

What nice was that canine on the bottom of the screen there?

[Mike]

Yeah, sports.

[Tyler]

Yeah, sports was.

[Mike]

I don't think it was in playing.

[Tyler]

Oh, I don't know. I didn't listen to the plan.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Okay. I thought I saw a face in the bottom of it. I just didn't know that was.

[Mike]

No, there's people playing. I think you stream your face like when you're playing. But it wasn't Tyler.

[Tyler]

Discord is still there. I was. Yeah, I was hoping so, Chad.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Tyler]

Discord was shut down yesterday.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Tyler]

Just like all of Discord or our Discord.

[Mike]

I don't know. I agree with Brady. I agree with Brady, though.

[Conservative Chocolate]

That's pretty wild.

[Mike]

That video needs some DX music.

[Tyler]

Aqua, I tried to log in today and got an age restricted message.

[Mike]

Yeah, we. We got rid of the date. No, that's in on purpose. That's on purpose. Purpose. Oh, yeah, we. We had a. We had a potential young child area that was being kicked around. That wasn't probably the greatest idea for grown men playing games with.

[Tyler]

No, it wasn't our idea. And apparently it wasn't anybody else's idea but one.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Absolutely not.

[Mike]

It was called the Epstein Group.

[Conservative Chocolate]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, I'm like, wait, you want to have a centralized dedicated area? The only thing that's going to stop a predator is just saying like, oh, I answered.

[Mike]

I'm good. I work for the government, man.

[Tyler]

I got a kid in there. I think I got a kid. Like. Yeah.

[Mike]

Now when you log in, you'll get a. You'll get a. You'll get a warning that it's 18 and up in the Discord.

[Tyler]

I mean. But yeah, I mean, that's what these guys kind of said, man. Like when I hang out with the boys, I don't want kids there. I mean, at the end of the day, if I'm. If it's a family function, I get it. If it's a family barbecue, if it's a squad picnic, squad dinner, squad pool party. Team environment. Yes. Family running around everywhere, kids all playing around. Wise talking. But I mean, if you. I think most the time when the boys are gaming, they're gaming to get like kind of like, instead of going to the bar, they're gaming. Kind of getting that out, you know? So, yeah, Terrible news.

[Mike]

Lou Holtz died.

[Tyler]

Who's Lou Holtz?

[Mike]

Former coach of the Notre Dame. You don't know who Lou Holtz is, bro, God damn.

[Tyler]

I don't know who Lou Holtz is. I don't follow old people like you.

[Mike]

Old people. He's a legend.

[Tyler]

That's still old. Two things can be true at once.

[Conservative Chocolate]

The original Superman died.

[Mike]

So I deal with ma' am Lou Holtz.

[Tyler]

Saying that Tessa was going to be the only person that could allow people in there. I. I just know that Tessa called me afterward or texted and was like, I don't feel. I don't have kids in there. I really don't want to be. I. She was like. Tessa was like, I just wanted a game. And now I'm like in charge of some daycare, some virtual daycare. I was like, ah, let us handle it, you know? Can we shout out Colt. Where's. Is Colt gone?

[Conservative Chocolate]

Oh, wait. Yeah. Shouts out Colt. Colt left Monday for betting cold. Shouts out Cole like cold.

[Tyler]

Saturday night, his last Saturday night he spent with us dealing with that. His last Saturday night of freedom before he went to basic training. He was in an hour and a half long meeting when I tried getting all the guys original together Saturday night, Colt was one of the people came and said, what a g dude. I would have booted that dude immediately if I was like, this is your last Saturday night for 10 weeks. Get the out of here. Dude. You're not gonna stand here.

[Mike]

He wants to be the infantry man. Follow me. Oh, dude. So he left Monday. He's in reception right now. Dude, he's. Some E4 getting ETS is smoking him

[Tyler]

shoelaces in a traffic vest.

[Mike]

They think he's the dude's that's like

[Conservative Chocolate]

people being in charge of the day.

[Tyler]

I'm in charge of you guys now. I have no credibility whatsoever.

[Mike]

Yeah, the guy, that dude.

[Tyler]

Dude, man. Colt's gone already. I didn't know I would. I would have given him a proper send off. Guys.

[Mike]

Bro. Bro.

[Tyler]

Reception worst Mike. This is your fault.

[Mike]

This is my fault. This one person to blame and it ain't me.

[Tyler]

You should have told me that that was happening. This is your fault, dude. I wonder if Colt can listen my.

[Conservative Chocolate]

My radio.

[Mike]

My. My second day or third day in reception, there was a black drill sergeant that was getting kicked out. Gone. And he's a monster. He took us all outside, marched us down, told us to stand there for like an hour and we came back in and he destroyed, but just. I don't know how one human being was capable of doing what he did. Like, destroyed the whole building. I'm like.

[Tyler]

Like in a rage.

[Mike]

Yeah, he just. Yeah, he just was on his way out. One of the drill instructors was out. He's done. So he was, like, trying to get his last hurrah, his last special white sauce meal. And he took us outside. I'm standing up day two. I'm like, I'm just standing outside. Have no idea why. For an hour. And we came back in. Every bunk bed was taken apart, flipped upside down, everything.

[Tyler]

Oh, one of those.

[Mike]

The whole thing. He was like, welcome to infantry, boys. I'm out of here. And he, like, walked out and, like, it was his last day.

[Tyler]

Oh, Squealer. Ten bucks. I may be stating the obvious. Have you guys thought about Tuesday? One hour on YouTube, then the second hour on Patreon? I mean, that's not bad. No. Oh. Oh, no. He's saying do a.

[Mike]

Do a public YouTube.

[Tyler]

Oh, I think. I think. No, you didn't, because you don't have to get.

[Mike]

I did. I said. I said we should stream for everybody on Tuesday and then do an exclusive Patreon so we have a consistent audio link. I did say that.

[Tyler]

Well, so we can still call it Patreon Tuesday, but do the first kind of hour where we say what we're going to talk about on Patreon. Thanks, Cooler, for the idea. I wish it had came from my team, bro.

[Mike]

I. This dude is like, talk about.

[Tyler]

Well, bro, when we're a million dollar company, I'm hiring all these guys. All of these.

[Mike]

You guys all get paid for ideas that Mike already had. I hope you guys do very well.

[Tyler]

Mike's just gonna go.

[Mike]

As long as it comes out of Tyler's part of the check. I don't care because I suggested this a week ago, the exact same story.

[Tyler]

Dude, if I. I'm telling y', all in five years, tell your wives to. We're moving to Orlando. So get ready. In five years, babe. We're going to work for Counterculture.

[Mike]

First thing we're gonna do is get CC a booster for his cell signal.

[Tyler]

We're gonna get. Get him some kind of stability so he doesn't have to drive around all day. I don't even know what he's doing. I didn't even ask. What is he doing?

[Mike]

No, Tyler's gay. This was a special occasion at 3 o' clock for a guest that couldn't make it. We'll be back normal. 11 o' clock every day.

[Tyler]

11am Every day. I like the Patreon.

[Mike]

I like. I like where Clint's at. Clint, you're right. I'm suing Tyler for defamation. 30 million. 30 million.

[Tyler]

I'm. I'm hiring Squealer. Hour for hour, baby. The only issue is you got to have two separate links. It's got to be two totally separate things. But we'll still be able to go off the. Go off the rails on Patreon and still be able to upload the audio. It'll just be an hour, and it'll be regular.

[Mike]

So which one is first?

[Tyler]

The regular. You always do the regular one first

[Mike]

because it's like, regular and say, all right, boy. Everybody who doesn't want to spend five bucks, you're out of here. We're going. I like that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, I think that's the same idea I had. I like that idea.

[Tyler]

He does not.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Conservative Chocolate]

All right.

[Tyler]

Considered chocolate is a white figure, but I think we beat this dead horse for the day, guys. CC was our guest. He came in a clinch, moved him up early to the left to come fill in Guest Day. Since we had somebody cancel. Oh, say, Friends day. Go follow Conservative Chocolate at Conservative Chocolate Vet on ig. And he's starting a podcast soon. Am I wrong?

[Mike]

He's just watching. Dude, it's a. It's a video replay. It's just spinning over and over and over.

[Tyler]

Dc, can you hear me?

[Mike]

Just remove them.

[Tyler]

He's just sitting there smiling. Anyway. All right, he is starting this.

[Mike]

Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

Yeah, man.

[Mike]

Yeah, I gotta go right back on the Internet in two hours. Jesus.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's right. Wednesday night.

[Mike]

Don't forget to tune in tonight for Hot Topic with cop villain Dominic Izzo. I have a wild, wild, wild police shooting baby mama drama. Craziest. I don't know how it slid through the cracks. It's a two year old video, but it will blow your mind. It's gonna be seen the first time tonight on Hot Topic.

[Tyler]

All right, guys, see you at 11am

[Mike]

There won't be anybody on after me.

[Tyler]

All right, so hot topic tonight, 8pm Eastern, 7pm Eastern. Hot topic, 7pm With Dominic. We will see you and the anti hero broadcast Tomorrow morning at 11am YouTube X and Facebook, as always, we'll see you guys later. Jv team for life.