MEMORIAL DAY WITH THE BOYS (05/25/2026)

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast

Episode: MEMORIAL DAY WITH THE BOYS (05/25/2026)
Release Date: May 26, 2026
Theme: News, entertainment, and commentary by and for veterans, first responders, and blue-collar Americans—featuring irreverent banter, cultural criticism, Memorial Day tributes, and discussions on free speech, law enforcement, immigration, masculinity, and more.

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Main Theme & Purpose

This Memorial Day special centers on honoring the fallen—military service members, first responders, and their families—while serving as a platform for candid discussions on American culture, blue-collar concerns, and the challenges faced by those who serve. The broadcast actively invites listeners to submit names and photos of those they wish to memorialize, weaving these tributes throughout a show marked by unapologetically raw and sometimes humorous conversation.

“What we're going to do today...is if you have someone that you want to honor that was killed in action overseas, we are going to put the picture up and name their name. Everything will stop, every topic will stop, everything will be postponed until we get every single name…”
—Tyler [03:43]

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Memorial Day Tributes & Participation [03:43, 09:16, 41:41, 55:19, 74:17, 83:21, 117:39]

• Listeners are encouraged to email/text names and photos of fallen service members for on-air recognition.
• Multiple personal tributes are read, honoring soldiers such as:
  • PFC Dwayne Covert Jr. (KIA Iraq, 2007)
  • PFC Christopher Leon Belcher (Died, Germany, 2026)
  • Joshua William Puff (Died of cancer, 2014, likely due to burn pit exposure)
  • Sgt. Wade D. Wilson (KIA Afghanistan, 2012)
  • Sgt. Anthony Jones (KIA Iraq, 2005)
  • Sgt. Kimberly Agar (TBI/Iraq, suicide 2011)
• The realities of postwar trauma and deaths from suicide, addiction, cancer, and accidents among veterans are discussed, emphasizing that many losses occur after the war, due to unseen wounds.
• Co-host Canine shares a moving story about laying a pair of boxing gloves in his friend's casket.

“It's rough, man. It was hard seeing him like that...shout out to all the veterans who lost their life.”
—Canine [57:21]

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2. The Meaning of Memorial Day [23:05–24:52]

• Debate over whether it’s appropriate to say “Happy Memorial Day.”
• Consensus: while the day is for remembrance and reflection, those who have served often want the living to enjoy the freedoms they fought for, including celebration, camaraderie, and community gatherings.

“I've never met one dude who said, if I die, I want everybody to have a bummed-out Memorial Day...on my day, I want you to do this, that, the other thing.”
—Tyler [23:37]

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3. Freedom of Speech & Cancel Culture [06:06–10:54, 10:56–12:22]

• Discussion of a Florida state biologist who was awarded a $485,000 settlement after being fired for a Charlie Kirk-related social media post.
• Defense of free speech—even when the opinions expressed are disagreeable.
• Critique of cancel culture, workplace speech policing, and the broader consequences for society and civil discourse.

“...what we're founded on is that we can disagree. Now, let's not go crazy. We shouldn't have Muslim or Somali daycares taking up $10 billion. We shouldn't have people inciting violence. But if you don't agree...we peacefully listen to everybody's arguments and we disagree and we have debates. We shouldn't be fired for free speech.”
—Mike [08:23]

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4. Immigration, National Identity, & American Exceptionalism [13:23–22:27]

• Contrasts immigration policies in America with stricter policies in other countries (Canada, Ecuador, Thailand, Switzerland, etc.).
• Points out that the freedoms (and societal turbulence) Americans have—including freedom of religion and speech—are unique, and often envied but misunderstood by critics.
• Discussion of the "nationalist" label and how American national pride is often mischaracterized.

“Next time you wanna bitch about America...they died so that we as Americans have those freedoms. Whether you agree with them or not, some of them are absolutely insane. But that's why."
—Mike [17:17]

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5. Religious Freedom & Cultural Change [22:27–27:42]

• Hot-button segment on Dearborn, Michigan, where Muslim calls to prayer are broadcast citywide, contrasted with restrictions on Christian prayer and American flags.
• Debates over multicultural accommodation, and the perceived displacement of American/Biblical values.

“You want to have the religion, like you said, have it, but why do you get to broadcast it over the speakers?...Our religion should never be second. If you don't want to participate, that's fine, but you don't get a front row seat to blast it all over the speakers into a city in America.”
—Mike [27:42]

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6. Policing, Budgets, and Law Enforcement Culture [28:01–46:29]

• Stories of cop misconduct (e.g., "poop sandwich" incident) and law enforcement accountability.
• Explosive increase in police budgets (up to 40% of city resources), technology costs, and debate over use of force training (Axon tasers vs. BJJ/martial arts).
• Criticism of declining police fitness, professional standards, and discipline (uniform standards, fitness, beards, outer carriers).
• Strong opinions on the effects of "comfort" reforms vs. maintaining traditional discipline in policing.

“I'm seeing fat, overweight, bearded cops with outer plate carriers...they're lazy. When you take that discipline out of the job, ...now you see overweight fat turtlemen walking around in their outer vests with their straggly beards and their cool ball caps. They're not cool guy ball caps. These are people that are too lazy."
—Tyler [41:38]

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“Training will never hurt to do more...It brings everything down by training. Statistically, guys are in better shape and able to handle use of force better.”
—Mike [36:38]

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7. Fitness, Health, and Masculinity Trends [43:36–46:59]

• Soapboxing against Ozempic and shortcut weight loss drugs among police; preference for old-school weightlifting, functional fitness, and hormone optimization (TRT).
• Criticism for “skinny fat” and unhealthy-looking cops taking shortcuts versus working for real fitness gains.

“If you have a medical condition that requires you to take Ozempic to lose weight or for whatever, you shouldn’t be a cop. … Just like if you can’t see … you can’t be a cop.”
—Tyler [44:36]

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8. Law Enforcement Training and Budget Priorities [34:54–39:44]

• Advocacy for replacing expensive non-lethal tools with comprehensive hands-on combat training.
• Frustration with the budgeting process, political corruption, and misplaced priorities within law enforcement agencies.

“If we just got back to the basics...training will never hurt to do more of it.”
—Mike [37:16]

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9. News and Notorious Cases [53:08–55:07]

• Recap of infamous crimes (e.g., Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins' murder in prison) and opinions on appropriate "justice" for the worst offenders.
• Recognition that “prison justice” often operates outside formal legal systems.

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10. Sports Segment—PATRIOTISM IN NASCAR & NBA [61:43–67:49]

• Remembrance of NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, nod to the patriotic groundswell at NASCAR events, and the unique, beer-sharing community found there.
• Banter about the Knicks’ playoff run, ticket prices, and New York’s wild public celebrations.

“NASCAR fans are probably the most ... American fans, man. You know, they still do the prayer before every race...”
—Canine [63:31]

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11. “Blue-Collar Antiheroes” & Irreverent Banter [Multiple]

• Numerous tongue-in-cheek segments about masculinity:
  • Grown men on bicycles, eating popsicles, owning cats, driving Fords/Chevys, and other “unmanly” behaviors.
  • “Gay or Not Gay” running jokes around things like eating ice cream cones, using straws, Toyota ownership, and truck modification.
  • Exchanges about the culture of mocking one another, taking offense, and why “being triggered” is for the weak.

“If you're a grown man on a bicycle, it's a little gay ... It's called 16, when you get a driver’s license—that’s the cutoff.”
—Tyler [82:32]

“All you popsicle eaters stand by because the first one is eating popsicles. Quit doing that. You're a grown man.”
—Jake [87:44]

“If you modify your truck aftermarket, that's gay, for the term on a mustache.”
—Jake [112:28]

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12. Ukraine War Segment (with Wyatt) [97:25–105:49]

• Field report from “Wyatt” on the Russia/Ukraine war, refusing to deliver propaganda but noting Russian atrocities, mass graves, and consequences of occupation.
• Musing on how U.S. and EU force certain cultural positions on Ukraine (esp. LGBT rights), which are not widely popular.
• Discussion of the harsh realities of Eastern European conflict, including the presence of mass killings.

“When I first got here, it's common to call the Russians ‘orcs’...now that I’ve gone east, I can confirm they are absolute orcs.”
—Wyatt [101:43]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Hurt feelings is not defamation. JV team for life.”
  —Tyler [00:58] (opening disclaimer)

• “If you want to memorialize somebody right now, now’s the time to do it. Let’s talk.”
  —Tyler [05:40]

• “Free speech...that’s why men and women die—to give you that freedom.”
  —Mike [09:05]

• “Law enforcement has conditioned us to believe there’s no other jobs out there ... you can’t just sit back and take it.”
  —Mike [19:55]

• “Training will never hurt to do more ... have them wrestle hours a day.”
  —Mike [36:38]

• “If you go to a single guy’s house that owns a cat—‘hey, this is my cat Wrinkles’—what are you gonna do?”
  —Tyler [108:15]

• “If you drive a Ford or Chevy, you might be gay ... you should drive a Datsun.”
  —Jake [110:11]

• “...as a grown man, there’s only one p***y you should worry about—but not too much, because that’s gay too.”
  —Jake [108:36]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Purpose of Broadcast / Memorial Day Process: [01:52–03:25]
• Collecting Tributes: [03:43–05:40, 41:41, 55:19, 74:17]
• Free Speech/Fired for a Social Media Post: [06:06–10:54]
• Memorial Tributes—PFC Dwayne Covert Jr.: [09:16–10:14]
• Discussion of American Exceptionalism & Immigration: [13:23–22:27]
• Dearborn, MI Prayer Call: [24:52–27:42]
• Law Enforcement, Body Cams & Fitness: [32:03–46:59]
• Lostprophets Singer Prison Death: [53:08–55:07]
• Sports: NASCAR, Knicks: [61:43–67:49]
• Masculinity Segment (Jake): [85:15–116:12]
• Ukraine Field Commentary (Wyatt): [97:25–105:49]

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Summary Tone & Style

The broadcast is unscripted, boisterous, and intentionally politically incorrect—honoring Memorial Day with both reverence and rowdy camaraderie. The dialogue is laced with inside jokes, playful ribbing, off-color humor, and down-to-earth perspectives. Listeners will find a blend of heartfelt tributes side-by-side with segments that challenge cultural assumptions, masculinity, and the limits of “woke” expectations. There’s a strong emphasis on the ethos of blue-collar, patriotic, and veteran communities: speak freely, honor the past, mock everything, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

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For New Listeners

This episode offers a window into the irreverent “Antihero” spirit while refusing to sanitize the discomfort and loss that come with military service and policing. If you appreciate candid, unfiltered conversation about America—its flaws, freedoms, and its fallen—this is Memorial Day, Antihero-style: a toast to the past, a roast of the present, and a challenge to be better men, not just “company men.”

Transcript

[Tyler]

The information provided by the speakers and presenters on the anti o broadcast platform is for general informational and entertainment purposes only. Information does not represent the broadcast network and all entities involved. All information is provided in good faith. However, we make no representation or warranty of any kind, express or implied, regarding the accuracy, adequacy, validity, reliability, availability or completeness of this information. Hurt feelings is not defamation. Jv team for life.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, you should get it twice. Because why we're here is Memorial Day and even Lewis can't keep us down. There are men and women right now out working. There are men and women who joined the military at 17, 18 and didn't come back. There are people that we support all the way. Happy dad happens to be one of them because they support the president, they support the United States of America, and they support you guys. So we are here today for the veterans. We are pro merit, anti di. We are the anti hero Broadcast. This time the sound is on. So let's go.

[Tyler]

Here we go.

[Mike]

Oh, all right, Louis, now that the sound is on and we're ready to go.

[Tyler]

Went up my nose a little bit.

[Mike]

That's all right.

[Tyler]

Oh, we got a hell of a show, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, we do have a hell of a show.

[Tyler]

If you are barbecuing, put us on the Bluetooth. If you are chilling at work, put us on the car stereo. And what we're going to do today is great idea by the 99. One participant, one person in particular is if you have someone that you want to honor that was killed in action overseas, we are going to put the picture up and name their name. Everything will stop, Every topic will stop, everything will be postponed until we get every single name that's requested and picture that's requested. We already have some that are in. So that being said, let's have a good show. I need to get my laptop.

[Mike]

Bring it over to me, Lewis. All right, so as Tyler said, we're here today to honor those. So anytime a super chat comes in, anytime anybody sends anything, you can DM it or you can. I'm sorry, you can email it to cottvilleogmail.com. if you're poor and you have an Android, if you have sophisticated technology and you have an iPhone, you can just imessage to copviloggmail.com, anybody you want to honor, anybody you want to bring a highlight to that gave the ultimate sacrifice for us, then that's where you can send it.

[Tyler]

So we're also in looking for a new producer. Anybody knows, anybody he didn't Even know

[Mike]

who Stone Cold Steve Austin was. So we.

[Tyler]

I got a call at 1101102 from my wife, and that's either somebody is in dire or there's no emergency or something's going on with the broadcast. And as soon as I looked down and saw my wife calling as I had beer up my nose, I look over, I see Mike's muted. And I'm like, oh, man, such a good intro.

[Mike]

It was good. We can add the sound. I actually have it recorded. I wonder if we can dub it in.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I can do it. I can do anything, dude.

[Wyatt]

Hold on.

[Tyler]

All right, Logging into Streamyard now.

[Mike]

All right.

[Tyler]

There's Happy dad everywhere. Oh, let me turn this down. We got some super chats. Cody H. Wishing y' all a meaningful Memorial Day from a northern neighbor. Thanks, Cody. Pride assassin for the boys. Rest easy, fella. Amen, bro. What else?

[Mike]

Is there more?

[Tyler]

That's it for super chats for now.

[Mike]

Go here.

[Tyler]

Jay says no sound. We fixed that issue.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was a really cool intro. Get to drink twice, though. That's the most I drank since the cruise ship.

[Tyler]

No, it's not.

[Mike]

It is. I haven't drank since the cruise, dude. I got a buzz.

[Tyler]

So let me put this sticker up while. Like I said, if you guys know anybody that. That you want to memorialize right now, now's the time to do it. Let's talk. Let's do that. Let's do. Let's get into an old clip that we have an old, new segment that we have been neglecting. Is this the fired for a Charlie Kirk post?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Tyler]

A Florida biologist wins a485,000 settlement.

[Mike]

This one's gonna be interesting in my world probably soon, I would suspect. So let's talk about that now first by saying I don't advocate. A huge fan of Charlie Kirk. I don't advocate for any violence against him. Any, like, talking out about him. I don't. But I do advocate for freedom of speech and the ability to call out admin and hold people accountable, which is a huge part of our platform or at all. All of us, We. That's what we preach, right? So let's get past what the. What was said and what was shared and let's talk about what happened. Florida will pay nearly a half a million dollars to a biologist to settle a free speech lawsuit as she was canned from the state job for social media posts criticizing Charlie Kirk after he was shot to death. It's the latest payout over similar cases. That friend for firings around the country in the wake of conservative artists activist killings. So again, don't like it, right? Don't like what she said. Not a fan of what she said. The problem is, is we, as we sit here for Memorial Day, where men and women have laid down the ultimate sacrifice for this country. Part of this country is founded on the fact that we have the Constitution, we have the freedom of speech. Canon site riots cannot cite violence, cannot cite all those things. But when somebody says, hey, I don't like Charlie Kirk, she shared a post. She was fired from her job for sharing that post. Ultimately a state agency trying to suppress free speech, if you guys can imagine that, ultimately awarded her job back and then got a settlement for half a million dollars. It's very important that we understand that what we're founded on is that we can disagree. Now, let's not go crazy. We shouldn't have Muslim or we shouldn't have Somalian daycares taking up $10 billion. We shouldn't have people inciting violence. But if you don't agree, just like we bring the commie on. A commie. Not the commie. A commie on. We peacefully listen to everybody's arguments and we disagree and we have debates. We shouldn't be fired for free speech. We shouldn't be fired for speaking our mind. If Tyler decides to go on a rant right now and say something that I disagree with, let him go on the rant and then I counter it with some type of argument, he may say some things I don't agree with. I happen to be sitting here. I disagree. We'll talk about it. May remain silent. I may not say anything. I don't have to. But when your freedom of speech is suppressed, it's a problem. And in this case, Florida, a government agency, which Florida is one of the worst in the, in the nation. When everybody loves Florida, but you have no ability to say anything, speak out. Everybody's scared to speak out. So in this case, she shared a post. Nobody liked it. It's her personal account. She's off duty and she gets half a million dollars. So the takeaway from this, kids, is you have the right to say what you want and nobody has the right to suppress your speech. And you should not be. Should not have to do that. That's what we. That's why men and women die to give you that freedom. That's all I got to say about that.

[Tyler]

James Dela Cruz says Happy Memorial Day. $10. Thank you to all who serve. Pay the ultimate sacrifice. And also to the Fallen men and women's families who's still standing strong, pushing forward. Love y'.

[Canine]

All.

[Tyler]

Aloha.

[Mike]

Have our first person to memorialize if you're ready.

[Tyler]

Yep, let's do it.

[Mike]

All right, let me get the text up so I don't get it wrong. I have the picture ready. So here we go. This is the gentleman's picture. This is PFC Dwayne Covert Jr 104th Transportation 13 Charlie Sierra Sierra Bravo out of Fort Benning, Georgia. Deployed to Iraq and stationed at COB SPECTRE on 07-04-27, 2007. Died from an unexploded ordinance on base November 3, 2007. So to everybody knows him, his family and to him, thank you for your service and for protecting our country. God bless you. PFC Dwayne a Covert junior man, he

[Tyler]

had purple heart, national defense. Yep, he had all the good ribbons.

[Mike]

Iraqi campaign, global war, terrorism, overseas service. Young kid, young kid, young kid gone. And that's why we're here. So why we're here.

[Tyler]

What's the phone number that people can text.

[Mike]

You want to text in 772-2175-453721-75453.

[Tyler]

Hold on, wait. You went so fast.

[Mike]

772-771-721-75453. That'll get you here to me. Otherwise D if you have an iPhone Copville OG gmail.com we'll text straight to my laptop. So yeah, it's been got the happy dads here, man. Took me forever to find it, but I got it.

[Tyler]

We're here.

[Mike]

The other thing like to put piggyback off free speech is the same kind of goes with, with you guys. Like we appreciate you guys speaking up, entertaining guests. You may not like letting those guests get their information out. And you know, that's what it's about. We can disagree, we can argue, we can have a debate. But if we stop doing that and we don't speak up and we are just no better than any communist suppressed country. So that's why we have to do what we do and why we have to speak up.

[Canine]

Well, let's.

[Tyler]

Let's talk about good and bad of free speech. Now we. I have seen that Putin and Russia in the last. It's been an ongoing thing for almost a year. Believe it or not. Russia has to. They have weird things like that equate to somewhat of an assembly. Like it's not just put Putin that makes these but it is without a doubt it's kind of like a sheriff that quote unquote they have a union stuff. But ultimately Putin has a final say. But banning satanic worship in Russia, and it kind of reminds me of like exactly what you're talking about. There's so many cons that come to a free country, AKA people can go and literally worship Satan himself as a free speech. And as much as. As a devout Christian. I am, and I think that's awful. And what that does to society, it is freedom of religion. But that being said, we have, you know, we have laws for a reason. We don't let 12 year olds go drink. Right. And so, you know, I guess, you know, and it does. And there's cons to what they're doing too. They're raiding Russian police are raiding metal concerts. Obviously, traditionally, heavy metal has always been kind of like the devil and stuff. And, you know, some bands are satanic, I won't listen to them. A lot of bands on the radio are satanic, as in, like, they believe in the art and the freedom and we're allowed to do this. And Satan was a representation of artistic. What do you call that? Appreciation and freedom. And he's the ultimate thing of freedom. And that being said, there's some bands like Ozzy and Slayer who just use it for the imagery. The singer for Slayer is a devout Catholic. Ozzy is. He was Christian before he passed. So. So there's cons and. Which, you know, kind of makes me ask, like, who's the bad guy? You got Putin, who is banning Satanism in his country. He is doing what's best for his country in the last. Going on 15 years, starting with Crimea. So, you know, 12 years, and now we got the whole Ukraine thing. So you got Putin, who's banning Satanism, banning all the transgender that our country is putting up with, and he's doing geographically what's best for the people of Russia. Then you got Ukraine and you got Zelensky. Is that his name? Who's in bed with the Biden administration, has no leadership experience whatsoever before he was president. And it's very pro all that transgender. And at the end of the day, I, we, we all know holy we were duped during that Ukraine thing. Everybody was the you free Ukraine and Russia bad. And now everybody starts to realize, like, huh, you know, maybe we jumped the gun on that one a little bit. We're gonna, we're gonna stay out of it now.

[Mike]

He's a Jew, right? Yeah. But some of the arguments are like, big into transgenderism, big into that kind of stuff. Let's go a step further because I Do a lot of research. You know. What was everybody's answer? We're just going to leave America, right? Everyone. We're going to go somewhere in other countries. Other countries are better. America sucked. America sucked. I watched a Subaru American female. That'd be a lesbian one. Her and her partner were hated. America, they're gonna move to Canada, right? They're gonna bail. We're out of here. And she made an updated reel. Oh, you know what? You can't have health care in Canada until you're there for over six months. Do you know you can't do. You can't rent is ridiculous in Canada. So she went on this backup rant about how the move to Canada didn't pan out so well because you just don't walk right in the door and get offer. They do. But.

[Wyatt]

But at.

[Mike]

No, not for my. So then I, I do a lot of studying about moving to other countries. One of my. I'm kind of.

[Tyler]

You do. You're very passionate.

[Mike]

Somewhat passionate.

[Tyler]

Canada?

[Mike]

No, not Canada. So I've looked into like Ecuador. I've looked into Panama. I've looked into.

[Tyler]

We've got Mike for a limited time, guys. So enjoy them while we got Ecuador,

[Mike]

Panama, South America, Costa Rica. Then you get into the South Pacific. You get into Thailand, Vietnam, Bali. You know what they require to come there? A visa. You can't even get off the plane until you fill out paperwork together.

[Tyler]

Then they prove that you. You got money.

[Mike]

They. They require you to have a certain amount of money. And then you can't come there to work. You're not taking her jobs. You could come there as a tourist or you can come there as a retirement. You have to sign documents that says you're not going to work. So every other country says, no, you can't just walk in. No, you can't come here to just work. No, you can't come here broke. You have to have money.

[Tyler]

Reap the rewards of all.

[Mike]

Yeah. So all of our hard working. But then you got this entire left purple hair group of morons. America, oh God, we're so oppressed. We can't do anything. You can walk in the country undocumented, no id, get health care, go to the hospital, be taken care of, get money from the government and anywhere else you would be in jail or they would pick you up and throw you out physically. So do some research. When you, when you, when, when you look into these things and do some research. Even Canada. Nope. You can't just walk in Canada and reap all their benefit. Kennel Is a social Canada socialist. They are, they're. They're. They can call whatever they want, but they control everything everybody does. No guns, health care, certain restrictions. Only a limited number of air airlines. Only a limited number of cell phone services. So look into moving to another. You go to like Switzerland and those places, you gotta have big money.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they don't big money.

[Mike]

They're like 98 their own people. They don't let anybody in. Bulgaria, Poland, not letting any Muslims in. Nope, not happening. And then you go some of these countries, Europe, I'm sorry, England, Ireland, France, they're just got dudes running around the streets with swords. They let anybody in. So next time you want to about America, especially on memorial, they want to about America and all these people that died for this country. They died for the right to people to come here, worship Satan, piss on the flag, let it light it on fire, spit at the cops. They died so that we as Americans have those freedoms. Whether you agree with them or not, some of them are out absolutely insane. But that's why. And then try to go to another country and play that. Go to Dagestan, go to Russia and tell Russia you hate the government, hate the police. I'd love to watch that video of you getting your ass beat. I'd love to watch it even. Like I said, you go to Thailand, you think Thailand, all the that comes with you, can't even speak out against their king. I watched a video the other night of an American that decided to talk about the government of Thailand. They're beating them in the street with sticks.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Mike]

They don't play that. They support their government. They support.

[Tyler]

They support their nation.

[Mike]

They support their nation. Yes. Yes. You're not gonna go burn a flag in Thailand. They're gonna go burn a flag in Russia. It's not gonna happen.

[Tyler]

What's the. The connotation for nationalism is white supremacy. We're nationalists. Oh, now the iron eagle comes out. No, no, you're a nationalist. You're there for your nation. And we have the greatest nation in the world. But recently it has been shown, I think in the last year or two that we have a lot of progress problems. We have mortgage rates that nobody can afford. We've got. Everybody's in debt. There's no jobs out there. You know, you got people and then the jobs that are secure, their freedom of speech isn't anymore. So everybody's. Everybody's a company man. We. We talk about like law enforcement and company men when that. When that. But I mean, you gotta think we all know people at work that are terrified of being fired and our supporters might be, then that's not a wrong thing to do. That's not a wrong thing. But I mean the, the you can't just get fired. Like Mark can't go, you know What, Nancy from HR, she's a, the Christmas party get fired and then a month later be somewhere else. He's done. He is done. And he's over qualified for everything. So there's no jobs. Mortgage rates are through the roof, Interest rates are through the roof. Everybody's in debt. It's insanity.

[Mike]

And in the law enforcement realm, you're really dead because you're blacklisted.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And if you speak out, even in the right. Because you know what we have is we have guys that say things like we've talked about. We have guys that say things like, oh, well, if I can't really speak up, even though I'm getting railroaded, you know, I might lose my job. And I have like, oh God. And that's, that's what law enforcement has conditioned us to believe, that there's no other jobs out there. And there are, it's tough. But if you're smart, there are a lot of other areas to work. You can't just sit back and take it. But we are in a current situation where everybody is sitting back and taking it. But you go to like healthcare. I see a lot of talk about healthcare in the, in the, in the chat. The reason why healthcare is out of control is because we allowed millions of people to come in and use it without contributing. Again, looking into all these other countries, healthcare in Thailand, 20 bucks a month. You are, I follow Americans that are there. You are major surgeries. That's it. It's your 20amonth pay. That's it. You don't have to pay more. Why? Because everybody's in it and they don't have leeches sucking the money out of it. They have everybody contributing and everybody's taken care of. So those countries, we call them third world. Why? Because their water's dirty and they ride scooters. Their health care system is.

[Tyler]

Our water is dirty and everybody rides scooters.

[Mike]

Yeah. Their healthcare system is amazing because they don't allow people to come broke people. They don't allow broke people to, to come into the nation and deteriorate the resources. They make you have money and they make you not take their own, not take their jobs and they make you contribute to that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And you know, God, it's so hard to, to speak freely. Without being offensive. But at the end of the day, none of these, like, we all think the same thing.

[Canine]

I don't.

[Tyler]

I've never met. Maybe I just keep my circle close and my algorithms tied to me, But I don't know anybody that agrees we should have open borders to Muslim. Well, I should probably say, not Muslims, you terror.

[Mike]

No, keep going, Keep going. You got to navigate that first Amendment. I think what you're trying to say is we should not open our boys.

[Tyler]

My partner's trying to say.

[Mike]

What he's trying to say without getting us canceled, is we shouldn't open our borders to people we. We know that have brought harm or want to bring harm to our nation without vetting them properly and also making sure that they can actually contribute to this country. Because one of the stories I have later on is Dearborn, Michigan is overrun with. Let's talk about right now. Bring Dearborn in.

[Tyler]

I don't know if it's a chiron.

[Mike]

Okay, so let's talk Dearborn, Michigan while we're talking.

[Tyler]

Maybe

[Mike]

give me a second, because these didn't load. Dearborn, Michigan is. Is being overrun with the Muslim population to the point that their five times they pray a day is being broadcast throughout the city. And you can hear the noise of that. And you can. You can have your freedom of religion. You can have all that. I'm not knocking it, but it should never come in place of, like, the people, the citizens. And unfortunately, this damn video on low. So let me send it now. It's your turn to keep everybody busy. Why?

[Tyler]

I said, well, we're gonna do is we're talk super chat real quick. We're gonna talk a super chat from Randy Magnum, 1969, says, Is it appropriate to say Happy Memorial Day when it's a day of reflection? I almost said that when we were talking about the dialogue that Lewis didn't catch at all. We were talking about saying. And I said, oh, I'll just end it on Happy Memorial Day. And Mike goes, I don't know about that. And I was like, oh, you're right. It's not a day. It's traditionally not a day of celebration.

[Mike]

It's not that happy. It's not happy that it's here. It's happy like, but celebrate.

[Tyler]

And I. I get sick of and tired of people saying, like, oh, well, it's Memorial Day. So you remember when you. Yeah, of course. When you remember. You remember everything when you're grilling your burgers and drinking your beers. But I never met one dude who said, hell, If I die, I don't want anybody to have fun on Memorial Day. I want the country to continue to do the amazing things. And that's why I think Memorial Day is Memorial Day is because we're celebrating America. Burgers, beers in remembrance of all the people that give us this country and gave us these rights. Me and Mike are at one in the afternoon pounding happy dads like Stone Cold Steve Austin on Memorial Day on a broadcast. We haven't been canceled yet, so we're not feeling any pressures there. But I mean, I mean, this is, this is what people fight and die for. This is what they fight and die for. I've never met anybody that said, yo, if I die, I want every day to be totally bummed out. And everybody, no, dude, it's if I croak, man. We say some wild to each other too. Like, yo, if I die, man, on my birth, on my day that I died, I want you to do this, that, the other thing. Like, damn, dude, you're crazy. But at the end of the day, you know, hey, at my funeral, I want people being praying to like set me up.

[Mike]

No, Here we go. Let's play Dearborn, Michigan.

[Tyler]

We're in Dearborn. This is the call of prayer that goes off five times a day here in the United States. Would you like to hear this blasting through your neighborhood?

[Mike]

They don't have a choice of whether

[Tyler]

they hear this or not.

[Mike]

So yeah, it's America, right? You can have that. But imagine if you like had a speaker that like put out Christian prayer or Donald Trump talking or support of the United States. I'm sure somewhere I saw a city council meeting over the weekend where they, the American flag was banned from hoa. Any other country flag, a white, old white lady sat there in this meeting and said out loud, the American flag is offensive and triggering. So we're no longer allowing it in our neighborhood. In our American neighborhood, any quote, any other country flag is okay, just not America. That's when has gone sideways. Sideways.

[Tyler]

What is going on in our country sideways. We've covered that stupid ass Muslim prayer too. And I can say it's stupid as. Because it's loud, it's obnoxious, and you're subjecting every single person to it. That's why Christians have prayer where we go to our quiet place or our safe space or whatever it's called. And you, you communicate with Jesus and you don't have to put it on speakers.

[Mike]

We have people arguing that prayer in school is wrong. Right? Freedom related. You can't push Prayer on, kids. You can't push prayer. Can't have the American flag out, but you can have that noise going through your city for another religion that's not. America was not founded on. You want to have the religion. Like you said, have it, but why don't you get to broadcast it over the speakers loud so that you hear it miles away? It's not fair and it's not. It's. We were founded with our. The Bible, Christianity, all that stuff. And can you come here and practice something else? Absolutely. Should it trump. No pun intended. Should it trump our founded religion and what. No, it shouldn't. The American flag should never be second. Our religion should never be second. If you don't want to participate, that's fine, but you don't get a front row seat to blast it all over the speakers into a city in America. You just don't. You don't. You get to go do it just like everybody else. Whatever you do in your house, whatever you and your wife do, whatever you and your friends do, whatever you do, you have the freedom to do it. You should not have precedent, though, over what the country was founded on. That's. That's my two cents.

[Tyler]

Nope, that's all. Nobody can do it. Nobody can do it.

[Mike]

Correct. Or we should be able to, you know, paint ourselves red, white and blue every day and walk around, go to work.

[Tyler]

You still can do that.

[Mike]

I don't know if you know some places you can't. Now where that commie lives.

[Tyler]

In other news, we have Texas cop feeds poop sandwich to a bum.

[Mike]

That's an old. That's. And you guys job back.

[Tyler]

Let's. Let's take a look at this. Let's take a gander at this. Let me do the old share screen. All right, here we go. Texas cop fired for giving a homeless man a poop sandwich. Is back in uniform in a new city and freedom.

[Mike]

Right? It's America, man. It's America. It is nuts.

[Tyler]

Like, nuts that he has his. He's working against somewhere just because of the. The chief could even be like, yo, that's hilarious. But we can't hire you.

[Mike]

How do we know it was a poop sandwich? Maybe it was just like really bad

[Tyler]

brisket, like Bucky's brisket. I mean, I mean, I, I think bums are a nuisance. I think, I think that. We definitely have no way of dealing with them. And they're multiplying and they know we have no way of dealing with them. We are trying to spend billions of dollars a year in this country to build them and erect them places to live. But they want to. They want to live a life of alcoholism and drug use. So therefore they can't stay in those places. So those places go almost vacant because bums choose a lifestyle.

[Mike]

You said erect. You said erect the.

[Tyler]

Erect them.

[Mike]

We do erect them.

[Tyler]

So a guy feeds a bum a poop sandwich. Probably not the best thing to do in uniform when you're representing your community. That being said, is it funny? Yes. And would I like to meet him?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Mike]

So anybody can find them, get them on the show.

[Tyler]

What else you got?

[Mike]

I got a video here, but I'm not sure what it is because I can't see it because Happy dad all over my screen. One second.

[Tyler]

You got happy dad on your screen.

[Mike]

Oh, here we go. Tell me who's at fault. So apparently this cop was mad that this big truck is speeding. So he like gets behind flashes. Doesn't, doesn't pull him over though. Then he decides to get in front of a big 18 wheeler and do this. You tell me who's at fault. That's fine. Whatever. He thinks I was speeding. I don't think I was. But he has no, no right to get in front of me and jam his brakes on for no reason. So why would he get in front of me instead of using his emergency lights and pulling me over? Why would he get in front of

[Tyler]

me and jam his brakes on? So you're saying that he got right on your bumper? Your front bumper.

[Mike]

He was probably 3ft break check you. Yes.

[Tyler]

He got in front of you to slow you down to the speed limit. And you'll need to talk to the judge about.

[Mike]

You didn't hit your brakes in front of me.

[Wyatt]

I sped up.

[Mike]

I pulled in front of you when I hit my brakes. Right. And I'm in a huge truck hauling cargo with 13, 000 pounds. Do you know what that does? Okay, well, the videotape that's filmed from this car will show everything. And when I forward it to Randy Force, Lieutenant Force and I watch it one more time.

[Tyler]

He.

[Mike]

He tried to slow him down. He said just be the best way to slow down in a massive truck.

[Tyler]

No, because the cop's a idiot.

[Mike]

Let's find whatever he thinks. So kids don't do that if you work. If you're a patrol officer and you're working, just pull the car over. Don't pull any fancy, fancy tricks. Could have killed yourself.

[Tyler]

Could have killed that semi off the rails.

[Mike]

The patrol car in the traffic and innocent margin Bob driving down the road, you know, drinking their happy dad. Could have. Could have been.

[Tyler]

Why did cops do dumb dumb dumb? So speaking of cop police departments shutting down across the u. S. Across the

[Mike]

u. S. They are shutting down. And we, we highlighted one. You're just flying along here.

[Tyler]

You're not ready.

[Mike]

I'm never ready, man. Because I know the cool part of the show is I don't know what Tyler's gonna say next and I have to react to it. That's part of the show. So I like it. But at recent study, Virginiatown overnight lost its entire police force. I believe we talked about that. They all quit and then they, they came to census. They came in the next day. But rising costs are pushing small departments to the edge. Among the leading cause a collapse are budget constraints are the top of the city's list. Cities of all sizes find that. Here's where it gets interesting. 40 of all city budgets are now being put towards law enforcement.

[Tyler]

So more or less.

[Mike]

A lot more. Okay, so you figure all the taxes taken in in the city or county, 40 are going to police. Some could argue the electric devil. Axon is caught like all these things. Now they're requiring police to have bullied into having access. So now it's like, well, if I don't have tasers and Axon, we can't be a police department. Oh, but they have AI report writing. You better add that or the reports are gonna be bad. Oh, by the way, we got this flock thing. You know, you gotta, you gotta monitor your citizens. You got to check tags. If you don't have it, what if there's a murder? You guys are gonna look bad. Did we get away with policing 30, 40 years ago? A lot of people went to jail. Maybe some people got the beat out of them. I still like the body camera, but you start getting all these other things

[Tyler]

but you villainize people for not having it every time. Grady Jo no body camera.

[Mike]

No, no, I want the body cam.

[Tyler]

But what if they can't afford it? What if it's a podun?

[Mike]

That's just one thing. They can't afford it because they can afford all the other. They can afford to make videos, serial video. They can't.

[Jake]

What if they can't?

[Mike]

They can't.

[Tyler]

What do they got to prioritize to mike standards before?

[Mike]

Well, the body cam saves everybody. The body cam save citizens and, and police from complaints.

[Tyler]

But you just sat here and said that Axon's running a racket on law enforcement.

[Mike]

They are be able to buy Exxon. You can buy Other, there's other brands of body cam. Exxon just pushes it. Motorola has them. There's other companies that have body cams are probably much cheaper. You don't have to go with Axon, but Axon's pushing all the other things Taser 7 had that for. They're just stacking it up. Oh you got to get the new one. Other one doesn't work anymore. But the other problem is when you, when you have so much, so many resources in this, it creates these budget crisises where now guys are getting that we, you can't work overtime safety, you can't go to training. It's creating this massive. So why don't. If we just got back to the basics and I will say this, get rid of the taser and train everybody in martial arts. Doesn't have to be jiu jitsu. Train them in Muay Thai. Train them in some type of controlling technique with wrestling. Have them wrestle hours a day. You could eliminate. The taser is just garbage. And every time we see it doesn't work. If it does work, a guy lawn darts and it's cool. But you could go hands on. Hands on.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Mike]

That's probably.

[Tyler]

I just don't ever see, I just don't ever see if you're confident in your hand to hand abilities or you have a firearm on you. I never see a time when a taser there's. Oh, it's like, it's like only Taser time. Like this is the only. It's either. It's like if they have a weapon, you're not going to go hands on. You're just maybe have a taser per squad. Like yo, hey get Ryan over here. He's coming with a taser. But all you're right officers rely on that taser too much and it never works. And at the end of the day it's going to escalate to lethal force at some point. So I, I don't think Brazilian jiu jitsu classes for every single officer is going to get any cheaper than Axon.

[Mike]

Way cheaper.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Our whole contract for our agency I worked at was $40,000 a year.

[Tyler]

For what?

[Mike]

For every person to go free to go.

[Tyler]

What? Oh, oh, they paid a gym.

[Mike]

They paid a gym flat rate. Every. You think tasers cost more than $40,000?

[Tyler]

I didn't know, man. What a great sheriff.

[Mike]

Oh, they know.

[Tyler]

They got rid of it. Oh,

[Mike]

they got rid of it. They cut it from the budget after two or three years. It was, was a great sheriff and I know the person who implemented.

[Tyler]

Why'd they cut that? Well, here's the thing. Was everybody not using it?

[Mike]

I know only about. Yeah, about 13. You got.

[Tyler]

some point, you got to look at, like, would it be cheaper to just send these people individually or why don't

[Mike]

you just make them all go?

[Tyler]

Like, incentivize people.

[Mike]

You can make people to go to

[Tyler]

how many fat cops are out there? You can't even get them to fall Treadmill. You can make them go.

[Mike]

Yep. You can enforce accreditation. You can make them go everywhere else. You say an hour a day on free time? No, you put them on duty.

[Tyler]

Okay. So they get to go during shift. Yep. That causes a lot more problems. You know that.

[Mike]

No, we already did. That was. The option. Was already there.

[Tyler]

What if the BJJ gym is 45 minutes from your.

[Mike]

We don't have that problem any in our county. If in a big county. I can understand that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Bring it to the station.

[Tyler]

Bring it.

[Mike]

Sandy. Sandy Springs Police Department, one of my favorite places at the station. You know what you get to do Any day, anytime you're working, you get an hour to go roll. Think about less injuries, less lawsuits, less use of forces, less everything. Brings everything down by train. Training will never hurt. Training will never hurt anything. Right. Training will never hurt to do more. It's like saying, well, you know, NFL team, whatever other. We're not gonna. We're not gonna practice anymore. We're just gonna go out there every Sunday and do it. You're gonna lose Training never hurt to do more of it. And. And I think the hidden. The hidden. Hard to prove costs are.

[Tyler]

Would.

[Mike]

Would an agency of 100 attendance and BJJ bring down injuries? I know Marietta, Georgia, pretty much mandated it. They all go. They get bullied to go. They get good bullied. They get bullied to actually go perform and get better. And it has brought their lawsuits down. It brought their use of forces down. Their studies. I know the per. You know, the person that brought it to our agency used those studies to help bring it into the agency. And it showed that statistically, guys are in better shape. Guys are able to handle use of force better. Is it always applicable? Absolutely not. No.

[Tyler]

You're never gonna get the no cops of 2026.

[Mike]

No. You're not going to get them to do anything.

[Tyler]

I mean, but look at like 40 of the budget. Yeah. I'm assuming that's just like an average number across the country. 40 of any city or county budget is going towards law enforcement.

[Mike]

You still have to cut the grass

[Tyler]

you start to, here's the thing, society, we allow this chaos that is mentally ill people running around, crime running rampant, not holding judges and DAs accountable. Like all of this, this is big picture stuff. So every single day, like every day you don't think about it, that's another 10 days of the entire world letting this go by. And now we look back and we're like, holy. We've been letting this go for 15 years. Crazy crime, crazy mental illness, terrorism running rampant. And then we go, well, why is

[Mike]

the budget 40 law enforcement?

[Tyler]

It's because we've allowed this in the first place. It's like if you allow an open door and then you're like, well, we got to put in a twenty thousand dollar setup up there to keep people coming in because we used to allow them in. Well, that's your fault. You never set a standard in the first place.

[Mike]

It's, dude, look at the budget. Look at our county budget. Is it the sheriff's budget's disaster? And he had, he threatened to sue and he wanted a huge big ink, the largest increase ever. Then they go to bring it over to the county and it takes them six times with an already approved budget to even get the paperwork right. Like that whole process is a disaster. But when you're spending 40 of the county resources, because what else is still important, right? County parks, you can call it stupid, but people, people pay to live certain places. Like, I want to be able to go to the beach. I want the beach to have sand. I want the garbage picked up. We have to have garbage, man. I want the parks and recreation department to have lawnmowers.

[Tyler]

I don't want potholes in my road.

[Mike]

Yeah, I don't want piles in my road. So you also don't want to walk down the street and get robbed either. So somewhere in that, in the balance of things. But you don't think they could cut out things. Like I proved that the sheriff of anywhere county was illegally spending tax dollars, using it for his own personal vacations and trips. Nobody cared. So when you see a story, that story that 40% of the budgets now are eating up just law enforcement. And then you able to show the ethics commission and the governor and the attorney general that a specific sheriff is illegally spending money from that budget for personal gain. And they go, you're. I'm the. For talking about it. I got called, I got told to. What was it? I commented on Facebook the other day. I got told to let it go and shut up from multi. Like several people. Okay, let it go. Just let them keep spending money. Let them keep using your tax dollars every time you go to work and every time you spend money and that money goes to the county you're paying. I bet you wish you could go upgrade your hotel. I bet you wish you could get free gas. But let it go, Mike. You're just disgruntled. You're a piece of garbage. Okay, I'll let it go.

[Tyler]

None of it.

[Mike]

You guys keep for the government and allowing them to walk all over you and spend 40 of your budget to have accreditation and to go to accreditation conferences in California and schmooze it up and take your wife to dinners and be a celebrity because you're the sheriff or you're the chief. You guys are cool with that? Let it keep happening.

[Tyler]

Super chat. Black Hammer, KY says for the boys. Thanks, brother. And then we have one more. Chode says most BJJ schools offer discounted classes free. Leo. That is true. My instructor offered free classes for years, and only a handful of us took advantage of that. The problem is lazy cops who think they're badasses.

[Mike]

One million percent. I support the boys. I support the guys that go out and do the job and train. That is the small, very small percent. The rest of them are exactly what he said. They're entitled.

[Tyler]

They're all fat, bro. They're all fat.

[Mike]

They don't work out. They don't train. They complain. They complain amongst each other. But then we have a. There's some systems in place for you to go get, you know, tell the agency what's wrong. They'll never do it, dude.

[Tyler]

It's killing me seeing. You know, I used to see like 90s, mid 2000s cops, man. Polyester, disciplined uniform, muscles popping out, nice haircut, no ball caps. As I've been. I'm going on a year not being a cop. And I am more pro. All of that comfort garbage. Now I'm seeing fat, overweight, bearded cops with outer plate carriers. They look like ninja Turtles. And then they're wearing. They're always wearing a ball cap. They're lazy. When you take that discipline out of the job, the polyester, it's hot. We get it. You gotta starch it. You gotta take it to the cleaners. It's gotta look good. You've got to look good in that polyester uniform, right?

[Mike]

All of these things.

[Tyler]

No beards. It's unprofessional. I was such an advocate. Who cares about beards? Who cares about this? Who cares about that? Now I see the discipline that. That brought to the job. And it's astounding when you see overweight fat turtlemen walking around in their outer vests with their straggly beers and their cool ball caps. They're not cool guy ball caps. These are people that are too lazy.

[Mike]

Well, the problem is, is they made those. That was supposed to make the guys more efficient. Right. The problem is it's like painting a turd. They took a fat, sloppy cop and put him in gear and made him more comfortable. And that was supposed to be for the fit guy that's like, hey, that polyester is really tight. It's hard to run in it. I need to be more fit and put some 511s on me in an Under Armour and an outer carrier. Now I can get down, I can run faster, I can move better. That was the reason. It's not so a fat, sloppy cop who was like, it's too hot in this polyester can now look like a sandwich in a more comfortable uniform with an untrimmed beard. Ungroomed beard. And now you're right, he looks like a sandwich. Not only that, but he can't perform. That uniform was designed to go, let's optimize the performance. Just like NFL uniforms change. The face guards got different. The helmets got more sleep.

[Tyler]

But the NFL players didn't get fatter.

[Mike]

No, they got. They're still in shape because they take the job serious. So the, the point of that uniform was to make them more efficient. The problem is they just want, you know what? Damn, Vern, I can eat even more food because I can be fatter in this outer carrier. And my belt just. My stomach comes right out from underneath the Velcro and I'm good to go. So. So the point, like they just kept getting fatter and instead of the uniform optimizing the human, they just. They just let it go even more. So there's nothing better. The two things I see the most of are fat disgusting at the local place or the guys that have used the new diet trends and all this. These products ozemping and other things to get. They look like skeletons. So now you got a skeleton male that's like, well, only way 160. Yeah, you're fucking shit. Shoulder bones are sticking out, you have no muscle and you look like. But yeah, you only weigh 160 on the scale. So that's the other side of it that I see is guys losing unhealthy amounts of weight here. I always say it's the wrong needle. You should be putting the TRT needle in you, not the Ozempic needle. If you're in law enforcement, there's no reason for that, so.

[Tyler]

Well, there's not. And if you, you know, to me, if you take a Zen pick, you have a medical issue that you need a Zenpic for. It's not a free weight loss thing. And so therefore, you shouldn't be a cop if you have a medical condition. Just like if you can't see, if you're blind, you can't be a cop if you can't hear a certain extent, you can't be a cop if you have a medical condition that requires you to take Ozempic to lose weight or for whatever. You know, the weight loss traditionally on Ozempic was a side effect. Now it's been like, oh, we can lose weight taking this, but shouldn't be a cop. And damn, I had something good, but I totally forgot about it.

[Mike]

That's all right.

[Tyler]

That's all right.

[Mike]

I'll keep talking about it because that's what I see. I got people now I see on the sheriff's website, I used to work with that when they're standing to the side that you almost can't see them. And they all think they. I saw a guy last night, they all think they look cool or they're. Because the scale says whatever it says you lost 40 pounds. Great. You lost muscle, you lost the ability to run better. You lost the ability to fight more. But yeah, your scale says 160. Good job, buddy. I weigh between 205. The 202, 203 is when I'll go low. 205, 207, optimal weight. I can run. See that posted. I can bench 335 pounds. I can, I can shoulder press 80 pounds. I can do all these things. And it's like maybe, but the scale says 2 or 5. Am I upset with the scale when I look down and see two or five? Absolutely not. I know I can handle that weight. I can perform at that weight. So you should be able to perform at a weight. You got guys that can't do one pull up, they can't do 10 push ups, 10 sit ups, none of that. But their scale says 160. Good for you, buddy. You look. You might as well be £300 again. You might as well be because you perform just as poorly at £300 as you would at 150. But you lost £150. Biozempic. It sucked the life out of your face. It sucked the life out of your body. But I'm the bad guy for doing trt. I'm the bad guy for being in good shape. I'm the bad guy for having high testosterone.

[Tyler]

Well, you're just not going to get that anymore, dude. That we don't. We don't rate. We don't. We don't promote the environments that would. A guy that would want to be on TRT is on. They're just like, here's the thing, dude. I think that, you know, a lot of cops, especially here in Florida, they have the ability to work like crazy and to make a lot of money. So these guys, I know them, they're just unfit and under. They're. Because they work too much because they want that money. You should not be. You should have to be able to pass a fitness test to work extra.

[Mike]

If. If I took a body cam with me and filmed. I went back to back this weekend. I went Friday and Saturday to the Mets game in Miami. Every. I'm not saying this is an exaggeration. Not one cop had a vest on. Not one cop in downtown Miami. Amongst all the nonsense, the hotel we stayed. I was disaster. It was sketchy as not one cop had a vest on. I would say, to be fair, 20% looked as if they were capable of doing something moderately physical if they had to. 80% were just disgusting or completely small females or absolutely. Stomach sticking out, fat out of shape, all just sucking up that massive overtime in downtown Miami, looking like hell. And it was a mix of Miami Police Department and Miami Dade Sheriff's office. And I'm embarrassed that they're out there making all that money and they're a liability. Their liability by not wearing a vest and their liability by their physical fitness standard.

[Tyler]

Jay Imperial, 77. 10 bucks. Thanks, brother. Because I work with a couple of cops who weigh a metric ton up here in the northeast, and yet I just got at the PD for failing guys in the range last week who couldn't pass a firearm.

[Mike]

Sounds about right.

[Tyler]

That is about crazy, dude. All right, well, we're gonna take a quick commercial break. We'll be right back. And then we've got. Who do we got? We got canine with sports. We've got Jake the Roughneck, and we've got. I think Wyatt wants to come on. And I'm gonna put Wyatt to the hot seat. Sell me on Ukraine. Sell me on Ukraine. Why are we voting? Why are we supposed to be all pro Ukraine? Stick around. We'll be right. Over a century ago, in 1910, the Flexner Report, funded by John D. Rockefeller and the Carnegie foundation re engineered medical education from a holistic whole body of approach which appropriately treated the body as an interconnected system to a compartmentalized approach. Under the guise of specialized medicine, they shut down or consolidated medical schools, marginalized naturopathic, homeopathic and chiropractic medicine, replacing them with symptom management and synthetic drugs. Allopathy is a marketing strategy rooted in fear and manipulated science. This philosophy carried into veterinary medicine resulting in over vaccination, vaccination, unnecessary surgeries and manufactured food just like they did for people. They call it care, but it's predatory and based in profitability. The truth, toxicity, compromised immunity and chronic inflammation. They're not fate, they're engineered. And so is your power to undo them. We built three targeted formulas to return the body to homeostasis for pets and people to detox, defend and restore. We are the correction to decades of corruption. We are vengeance. All right everybody, we're back. Lewis just admitted that he was mentally challenged.

[Mike]

He did. He said between his stress and his mental health, he is.

[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

Yeah, gotta get a little cool banner thing with the app. I know VA made one but that had the pound symbol on it and I don't know if we ever fixed

[Mike]

it, we'll figure it out. But so let's. Before we go any further, let's get to another Memorial Day. This one actually comes recently and right in my town of Vera Beach, Florida. Unfortunately report that this young man, Private First Class Christopher Leon Belcher from Vera beach, was killed in Germany May 3rd. Not all the details have been released on how it happened. Obviously it wasn't an act of war or anything, but it's not always war that causes these training, other incidents where. Where we have to memorialize these soldiers. So like I said, this was a friend of K9 who'll be on shortly for sports, but this is a hometown guy in Vera Beach, Florida, where I'm from, that tragically passed away on May 3rd. And we appreciate your service, man. We pray for your family and thank you for joining at all.

[Tyler]

You're a hero. Lewis, did you send canine the link? Yes. Okay. He's asking for it.

[Mike]

It's in his email. Saw him do it. All right, I can send it to

[Tyler]

him and then can you send a link to Wyatt as well? Sure. Wyatt.

[Mike]

Let me get the link.

[Tyler]

Let's see. I got a couple more really good things. We won't hit everything. You're always starving, dude.

[Mike]

It's a carnivore diet, dude. I love it though, man. Dude, you know, my dinner was last night, like 30 ounce steak and a lobster tail. It's great, great. And my mom's making cheese steak today. She makes the best.

[Tyler]

All right, so you guys might remember a guy, he's saying he was a singer for the lost profits. He was found guilty on raping babies, essentially, like the worst of the worst on video. Hold on.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

On video, he was raping babies and toddlers. He got sentenced to prison.

[Mike]

He didn't make it long.

[Tyler]

He was murdered.

[Mike]

Okay, good, good.

[Tyler]

His murder trial, however, is all of a sudden being thrown out of court

[Mike]

and we're gonna people that murdered him.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, good.

[Tyler]

So the murder trial of two men accused of killing disgraced former Loft Prophets vocalist Ian Watson in prison has ended nearly early and it will be retried on February 8, 2027. Watkins was stabbed to death in October 11, 2025, while serving a 29 year sentence for child sex related crimes. The two guys that did it were charged with this murder, with prosecutors alleged that one carried out the stabbing while the other one disposed of the weapon. A judge at Leeds Crown Court discharged the jury for undisclosed legal reasons, ending the current trial. So you cannot do a heinous crime like that. And Go to prison.

[Mike]

You're done.

[Tyler]

You're done.

[Mike]

You're done. You should have killed yourself before.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You should have just done it. It would have been quicker than 27 stabs.

[Mike]

And I. I mean, I don't know why those guys are guilty of anything.

[Tyler]

So that was the news. I covered it briefly last year when he. When he was killed. You know, it's crazy as I've seen them at ozfest in like 2004 or something like that. They weren't a really good band. They weren't very prominent. But it's crazy to see a guy that was in a band do that. Not that that makes it any video. It's on video camera. It's not. There's video evidence of babies, dude. Babies. So he's been dead for a while. And the guy that killed him looking like they're gonna escape by. Which is amazing. And almost like the guy that the. Remember the word. The dude that turned and shot his. You know, he. He got six months probation because the judge was just like you. Yeah. Killed.

[Mike]

Right.

[Tyler]

Is canine here yet? Still waiting on the lane. Did you text canine?

[Mike]

I did. Canine has the link multiple ways. Let's touch on one more. Memorial Day. I don't have much. Any. Any information. It was sent in with just a name. This is Joshua William Puff. He was killed. He's a service member. I believe it says July, November 19, 2014. It appears so. We don't much. Many more information about that, but we honor everyone. Anybody sends anything, they will absolutely be honored on this show. So.

[Tyler]

Oh, oh, go back. That's Puff. Sorry, dude. So long. He. Yeah, he died of cancer. The army. We don't know. I don't know if we. We slept next to a burn pit for six months. And a lot of dudes are. Came back with just the. The basic things. And as far as I remember, his was diagnosed. The army retired him. And then it went downhill fast. I didn't find out about it probably for two years.

[Mike]

And they're still with guys about disability claims from that.

[Tyler]

Whoever sent that in, man, I'm so sorry. I didn't recognize Puff. It's just been so long. And I want. Dude Dan. He'd be the guy. He'd be the guy to be like, it's okay. I'm just not used to seeing somebody that ugly. He would be cool with that. Like, he would laugh. But obviously you can't say stuff like that. No. People don't understand our culture.

[Mike]

But yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Rip Plus,

[Mike]

I think I got one more. That's a combo we got canine on. We can bring him in, See his ugly face, go to the regular camera, list one of us. So I can bring the ugly man in or like that.

[Tyler]

What up, yo? Yo, talk to us.

[Mike]

What's. What's going on in the world of sport? Well, first of all, I don't know if you wanted to say anything. I brought you. I just had your buddy up. Let me. Let me do that again. I know you were. We were doing some Memorial Day stuff, and I know this young man was a friend of yours, so if there's anything you want to say, let me bring them back up.

[Tyler]

Yeah, man.

[Canine]

Chris. I grew up with him. We used to box together when I used to box. His father was a great guy. He passed away a little while ago. He used to train me for free, meet me every day to train me in boxing. Was a great dude as well. Chris was a great dude. We used to work out together. Like I said, we grew up together, worked out. He. He was overseas. Something happened in Germany. He ended up losing his life. My father and I went to the airport Friday. When they brought him back, brought him in the hearse to the funeral home. We waved flags with veterans and actually went to the funeral the next day. Man, I didn't know it was gonna be open casket, so, you know, it was rough, man. It was hard seeing him like that. And I brought a brand new pair of boxing gloves I was gonna give his daughter that he left behind, and she ended up not being there. But I'm holding the gloves, and the funeral director is like, why don't we put them in the casket? And I'm like, oh, you know, And I'm like, well, that's up to the family. That's not up to me. And they were like, yeah, put them in the casket. So everybody got all pumped up and, you know, was giving me props for bringing the gloves, but the gloves I brought to the funeral, they actually put in his casket for they closed was rough, man. You know, shout out to all the veterans who lose, lost their life. And it was tough, man. It was tough. He was a good, good dude. Good friend. So RIP to Chris, man.

[Mike]

Yeah. And, you know, honorable to join, man. That's. That's what it's about.

[Tyler]

So, yes, like. And like, you nailed it. Memorial Day is typically like, yes, I was killed in action, but I've lost. I. I lost pretty much all that I can remember. All of my closer friends, post incident, suicide, murder, alcohol related incidents, all due to PSD and war. Every single one of them dudes wrapping trees around cars, around trees, guys getting murdered and, you know, love triangles and dudes taking their own life, suicide, drug overdoses. There's all kinds of that. A lot of these guys, I'd say the majority of people die from after effects of war then, you know, and so it's, it's the most unfortunate.

[Mike]

Obviously the World War II era, completely different America, but probably not even documented or even looked into from guys that came back and committed suicide. Now in today's, you know, statistics world, and with everything we know, we, we did, we sent young men to see the most horrific and do the most horrific things. And when they came back, we had no answers. We had no answers. We let them go back to alcohol. We let them go, you know, just get rid of them. We didn't, they didn't properly care for them, they didn't properly fund them. Post incident. Then you got guys getting cancer from all that stuff they dealt with over there. Not taken care of, not treated properly. It's, it's, it's one of the most unfortunate things that, you know, as we memorialize this them. Did the country though, fail? A lot of those guys, guys that didn't die just because of war. The guys that died from suicide and alcoholism and drug overdose due to the effects of going to war. I don't think you'll ever be able to statistically track that and know, you know, no, they're just like another junkie. Oh, this guy died of an overdose. Oh, he was a vet. Like they don't realize that what led to that drug use.

[Tyler]

A lot of people talk about, you know, like World War I and World War II. Dudes that just came home and started working in factories. Life was different than society was different. We were murdering each other in the streets back then. And so when you come home from war, you're just better at life, you know, in those, in those eras and now Vietnam on, I'd say they come home and their society and, and being a human being has progressed so much to where we pretend that the ugliness of the world doesn't happen. And so we built our societies based off that. And when you go and first responders suffer from this just as much, maybe if not more. Just seeing the ugliness of life and then having to go to the Memorial Day barbecue with your neighbor. It's just a tale as old as time. And you learn to adapt with it and, you know, you just find people that are good with it and you know, drive on. Yeah, drive on.

[Mike]

All Right, let's bring up the mood. Canine, tell us what's going on in sports today.

[Canine]

Well, I don't know if it's going to bring up the mood, unfortunately. We had a legend pass this week in nascar. Kyle Busch, I think arguably one of the greatest NASCAR drivers of all time, two time champ, passed away at the age of 41 to severe pneumonia and sepsis. So that was crazy to see. They still raced the Coca Cola 600 yesterday. Did a big ceremony for Kyle and for all the veterans who have passed for Memorial Day. Obviously, you know, lap eight, everybody got silent, stood up, threw up the eight. Kyle race the number 18 car for a long time with Joe Gibbs Eminem car, probably most well known for that. He raced that for 15 years, won two titles. Then he joined Richard Childress Racing in 2022, raced the number eight car. NASCAR has retired the number eight car and they're gonna save it for Kyle's son Brexton, who's 11. So whenever he starts racing cars there, that number's for him. No one else in NASCAR history is going to race the number eight. And one thing I will say, man, you know, nascar, a lot of people don't like it, but I think, yeah, I mean, a lot of us do, though. And I would say NASCAR fans are probably the most passionate, loving, and honestly, probably the most American fans, man. You know, they still do the prayer before every race, which I love as a Christian, man. And, you know, it was nice seeing everybody, everybody. Kyle Busch honestly wasn't the most loved NASCAR driver, but every NASCAR fan stood up at that race and showed respect, which I loved. And it was great to see. So

[Tyler]

Coca Cola is a 600 Memorial Day yesterday. Yeah, yeah. I would go almost every year I was in the army because it's in Charlotte. They would go to Fort Bragg and they would invite the, the paratroopers, the maroon beret guys, and they would give out like a thousand free tickets. So when you go there in the morning, you have to put on your uniform, right? It is impossible to walk around a NASCAR event and not be inebriated by the time you walk a quarter mile if you're in a uniform because every single person is giving you beers out of their cooler. It's. You cannot say no. It's like, it's like going to another country and saying, no, I don't want your food there. You have to. You're like, oh, thanks, man.

[Mike]

The official food of NASCAR's beer, dude,

[Tyler]

I'm telling you, man. And they are so supportive. They're so patriotic. And all you had to do is go, hey, Sarge, out of the thousand of us here, I think I should be the one that doesn't go on the field and does the whole American flag thing. And he's like, yeah, Tyler, just go take your uniform off. And they had us in the stands, immaculate. Some of the best times in my life was going to the Coca Cola 600 miles at Fort Bragg. And it is. It's a pinnacle of America's NASCAR.

[Canine]

Yeah, it's a loving community, man. They show love to everybody. So if you go, you're gonna have a good time.

[Mike]

How about them New York Knicks, buddy Bing Bong.

[Canine]

Hey, I think the Knicks can do it, man. I know I said it last week and I'm still saying it. I got the Knicks shirt on my pops bought me. I think the Knicks close it out tonight. I think Nicks and four. A lot of Knicks fans in Florida. I actually have two buddies. Two of my best friends are flying from Vero to New York for game four of the finals.

[Mike]

Yeah. Did you see the ticket prices for the finals? No, I looked up so.

[Tyler]

Because basketball.

[Mike]

Yeah. It's crazy. So if you go tonight in Cleveland, I think the ticket, the cheapest ticket in Cleveland for tonight's game four, which they're down three nothing. It's $158. The cheapest ticket for game three to get in Madison Square Garden sit so high you can barely see the court was 4, $500 with courtside tickets.

[Tyler]

What?

[Mike]

The courtside tickets in the lower section going for a hundred and ten thousand dollars per ticket.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like Jay Z style stuff. Hey, wait, what about court? What about. Do they honor in. In the. In this. So this is the playoffs. Yes, essentially. Do they honor season tickets?

[Mike]

No, you gotta buy the playoff ticket. Packages come separate.

[Tyler]

So like when you have season tickets to Orlando Magic and they have a playoff, they gotta pay more. You're not. You're not getting.

[Mike]

You get first dips, but you don't. You don't get them. It's not free.

[Tyler]

Whoa.

[Mike]

So, yeah, I saw courtside. I saw courtside tickets for game three and four of the Eastern Conference or the championship.

[Tyler]

You could pay for your NASCAR ticket. And as long as last eye check, dude, you could wheel in your own alcohol. Yes, that's nascar. They're not trying to break your bank, baby. They're trying to be America.

[Canine]

The Knicks are different, too. I mean, my buddies are going to party outside msg. I mean, the thousands of people that are going to be outside of msg. I'm sure you've seen the videos on Instagram and stuff. These guys are wild, man.

[Tyler]

It's.

[Canine]

They're going to be flipping cars. They're gonna have to bring in the National Guard to New York. If the Knicks win this title, this will be the craziest parade party time in probably New York history. If the Knicks win it. It's been so long, I think 53 years, 54 years. The Knicks are, you know, 1973. Yeah, 73.

[Mike]

1973 was the last time they won it.

[Canine]

Yeah. And they're probably the most popular team in the NBA.

[Tyler]

So where's the Knicks? Out of New York City.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Canine]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So you think like, New York City is gonna have problems?

[Mike]

They already have. Oh, yeah. They have watch parties outside the Garden. So if you've ever been, you've never. I know we went to the lower end. We went lower Manhattan. When you go the, like 33rd, 34th with the Knicks play the. It's just there, right in the middle of the city is the, is the Madison Square Garden. But they're having like parties outside in the street during the game where there's 10, 12, 15, 000 people standing in the street, plus another, you know, 25, 000 inside. It's, it's chaos. So the NYPD stepped back and said, we're not, we're not doing this. We're not monitoring these street parties. We're not putting gates up like, yeah, stop it. So I don't know what they're going to do and how it's going to

[Tyler]

go, but I'm surprised the NYPD backed off. Usually they have to stay on that. You know, you can't just be like, hey, you guys just do you. And we'll clean up afterwards.

[Mike]

I think they're sick of it, man.

[Canine]

Oh, yeah. They've already been flipping cars and climbing poles. I mean, that was just for the playoff series. That wasn't even for the finals or anything like that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What else is going on in the world? Sports.

[Canine]

Well, the man I, I've probably hated most of my life, I still kind of do. Aaron Rodgers, he signed for his last and final year. He's gonna be the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Tyler]

This is it.

[Canine]

Yeah, this is it. He announced this is it. His last year, one year, 25 million dollar contract. He's pairing back up with Mike McCarthy, who used to be the coach of the Packers. Now he's coaching the Steelers. So Aaron Rodgers is coming back for a final year. We'll see how that goes. Pittsburgh is projected eight and a half wins.

[Tyler]

So how do they make these projections?

[Mike]

They just go strength to schedule and they're all, I mean just betting lines. That's really all it is. So somebody will bet on it. Either way they're going to win. So they just put a number out there and say based on the schedule, what we, the team, the experts get together and say, you know, they'll win x amount of game. They're usually pretty accurate. They're not. You know, every now and then there's one or two teams that tank or one or two teams that do really better than they think. But for the most part they're pretty, pretty accurate. Whoever makes those sports lines in everything, yards, points, they're close, dude.

[Canine]

It comes down to half of a yard.

[Mike]

Yeah, they're pretty good. It is rigged. That's, that's the other part of it. So I have to go watch the Mets and you know, absolutely destroyed three games in a row by the Marlins. It's brought New York Mets fans. It's rock bottom. We are at the bottom of the barrel. We are rock bottom, bottom.

[Canine]

It's bad.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's real bad. They destroyed the team.

[Canine]

So what I thought was funny about that is you went to the game Friday and Saturday. Stto played. I mean he's the only one that played well. And then Sunday it came out. Breaking news. Stto has an illness. He's not playing today. So my question is how hard did he party Saturday night with the Latinas in Miami?

[Tyler]

He looked good.

[Mike]

He looked good the second game like. But then they got out. You're right. He got off at 7, 7 o' clock and they were able to go out. Who knows what he did, but yeah.

[Canine]

What kind of illness was it?

[Tyler]

Yeah. All of a sudden Saturday I'm good. Sunday, the flu. Yeah, yeah. Nothing leading up to it. It's the flu.

[Mike]

It was brutal. It was a brutal three games. It was so bad. So I went Friday night. They played Friday night. Soto hit a home run on the bottom of the, the top of the first inning. The Mets didn't score another run until the ninth inning the next day. So they went like 16 inning without scoring and then didn't score any run. Sunday it gave up a walk off grand slam to end the game. Bottom of the night. It was the first time the Marlins in their history of their franchise hit a walk off Grand Slam in a 00 game. So leave it to the Mets to make that happen for the Marlins.

[Canine]

Did you bet on it while you were There. Since you were there.

[Mike]

I went to Hard Rock Saturday.

[Tyler]

How do you do?

[Mike]

Okay. I know Jojo did better than I did. She won some money. I gave. I. I lost my budget. So I went up, down. The only thing that got me was when I. I ended up with, like 300. I think I was down 100. And she says, I just want a big hand. I gotta play a couple more hands. She was in the poker room, and she's like, I gotta play a couple more hands until I leave. I was like, well, I'm not going to go to the window. I'm just going. So I started betting like a maniac, and I lost that 300, and, like, three hands in a row. I was like, okay. I was. I was prepared to lose it. So it was either going to be a good win or a good loss. And it was. It was a very good loss. But I had a good time.

[Canine]

Yeah, that's what matters. If you have a good time.

[Mike]

Yes, I had a great time. So.

[Tyler]

All right. It's Memorial Day. You doing a sports or What?

[Canine]

Yeah, tonight, 7:00pm Eastern. Counterculture sports every Monday. We don't take any Mondays off. Baby, let's go. We're gonna. We're gonna break it all down tonight on the counterculture YouTube, but I'm actually about to go to Mike's mom's house right now. Drink some Uzo with his son, eat some cheese steaks.

[Mike]

Come here.

[Tyler]

I told to do a remote.

[Mike]

No, I'll be over there. Me. I said I'm coming for the boys.

[Tyler]

Dude. I've been. I'm gonna go. As soon as we end this, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna drag my wife outside. They sit by the pool. Because I've been saying, like, why aren't you laying by the pool? Oh, it's gonna rain. It's like. It's Florida, babe. It's gonna rain every day. Every day. The calendar for the summer is gonna have rain every single day. So we'll go sit out there, make her put on her bikini with her huge fake tits, and we'll just chill.

[Canine]

As long as there's no lightning, man. No lightning. Lightning is where we draw the line.

[Mike]

I get home, my wife will still be working, and I'm gonna get some cheesesteaks for my moms, and I'm gonna bring some home for her. We're gonna hang out. There's a pool for me.

[Tyler]

No pool?

[Mike]

Nah, not today.

[Canine]

Maybe I'll be at your mom's still. You're gonna be coming around Five, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, Well, I leave here at three, so. Yeah, about that. You'll still be there?

[Canine]

Yeah, I'll still be there.

[Mike]

All right, I'll see you then.

[Canine]

Yes, sir.

[Tyler]

All right. I'll make it. I'll make your thumbnail today, I promise. I've been feeling you the last two weeks. Oh, it's all good.

[Canine]

I appreciate it.

[Tyler]

All right, buddy. All right.

[Canine]

Nixon 4.

[Mike]

Yes, sir.

[Tyler]

I cut him off before he could do his thing.

[Canine]

That's right.

[Mike]

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[Tyler]

No, the last two runs have been subpar.

[Mike]

And then before we bring on anybody else, let me go. I got one. Another shout out to One second. Our Memorial Day shout outs continue. Not that ugly mug. This is Sergeant Wade D. Wilson, KIA May 11, 2012. I'm not going to try to pronounce where he was at Afghanistan, so thank you to to him for. For joining. Given the ultimate sacrifice, his family, anyone's

[Tyler]

friends, we look how America. That guy. That dude is super, dude. That is awesome. Yep.

[Mike]

That is awesome. Born in 1989. Just a kid, man. To me, Wade Willie Wilson. Wade Willie Wilson. God bless you man.

[Tyler]

Thank you guys for sending stuff in. We still got another 40 minutes. If you guys know of anybody you want to honor them on Memorial Day that served our country that is no longer with us. The instructions are on the bottom. You either text it to if you have an iPhone, 777-221-75453 or if you have an Android and you're Subhuman. You email it to Cotville OG. Or Cotville OG gmail.com and we will put the picture and the name and the remembrance date. You think he's ready? Oh, let's do some reflections real quick before we bring Jake on. That really triggered the Internet.

[Mike]

What reflections. So.

[Tyler]

And it started with Jake, dude, it's his fault.

[Mike]

Here's the thing. It did trigger the Internet and you did another amazing job with both of you with clipping that and the way it was put out. You had guys and I something you asked me a couple like, do I go out this guy? Do I got that guy? One guy, he runs a pretty big training company. Flat out was like, I can outshoot you. I can out fight you. I can outdo everything. And it was like all that over a bike. Which here's what I'll say.

[Tyler]

That guy is probably like a SWAT dude. 130, 000 followers. And I'm not trying to on him. If I could find it, I would bring up his company. I'm sure he's a great dude. But he got really triggered over that post and he was like, I can out shoot, fight train, eat, fart, whatever. All the guys on that show. The other dude, probably one of the more intimidating men we've had on the show. His name is Dennis and he is the owner of Armored Breach and he's on the Miami Dade SWAT team. Yeah, he said that is some of the funniest I've ever seen. All the guys sent me that because I'm the only guy that rides on the team.

[Mike]

And that's the way to take it. That's the way to take. And you, you know. Gravy. Yeah, maybe I thought of gravy when I posted it. He's got the bike video that went viral where he's doing the training and he lays down on the bike. I thought a great gravy. And I was, you know, and it was. What's his name? He runs effective, one of those effective combat companies that get the one that got mad.

[Tyler]

Oh, let me find it.

[Mike]

It's just. It is like if, you know, somebody took. I put on the story. Somebody took my running video, put me on a bike or my running pain, put a lgbt.

[Tyler]

Somebody said that's not real. It's legs are too big.

[Mike]

I know. And I posted it because I think it's hilarious. I think it's hilarious. And if anybody gets that upset about like, I don't know, man, just. Just basic being made. Made fun of. It's like that's what the point of the show is, right? We. We like.

[Tyler]

And it's just. It's insecure, man. If you get triggered over that, you obviously know that we're joking around. But I will say this. My point is. My point to all of this is picture. I want everybody to do this picture your dad in his prime. You're a young Mike.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, right, Wrong. Different. Wrong side of the law. It doesn't matter. Dad doesn't matter. Picture him in his prime. Like, you're looking up at your dad now. Put that guy on a bicycle. It does something to it, doesn't it? It's gay, dude.

[Mike]

I'm sorry.

[Tyler]

That's all I'm saying. And I noticed 20, 26. I know there's health benefits and all that stuff. We're just joking around. We're busting balls. Probably gonna post a meme today that Mike sent me knowing that I would do it. So I made it into a meme. But I'm launching a campaign to let men know that it's unmanly to ride bicycles no matter what you do.

[Mike]

Sorry, Jake. That was supposed to be texting myself, and I sent it to you. Yes. And that. Think about the abuse we give each other. Like, the abuse we give each other and the people that come on the show and back and forth with Nick and everybody. Like, G Money, Jake. Like, that's. This is entertainment. Like, this is entertainment. And if you're not gay, then you shouldn't worry about riding the bike. Right. If you're really.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Are you gay? To set you. Like. And I get it. But to. Like, that's like, going in the comments when somebody says, oh, this says he's got 23 years.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I made 279 arrests. I wrote 14 wiretaps. I went to the county jail once a week for my whole career. I don't need to justify anything. I. I did what I did, right? I did what I did. You don't like it. You think I'm gay. You think. Whatever, that's fine. I'm not gonna sit here and rattle off my credentials every and for guys to do that. I'm like, man, this dude.

[Tyler]

And he is a good dude.

[Mike]

He is a good dude, man. I'm not gonna say anything else. He's a good dude. He runs a great company. He's great for law enforcement. But it's like, because of the bike.

[Tyler]

Somebody said in the comments, they said, because of the thing. I said, unless you're a pro BMX person or Tour de France, type guy. And they go, oh, yeah? Well, how would they practice? I'm like, you're reading too much into it, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was pretty good.

[Tyler]

It would be. It would be statistically impossible for them to do it, not practice, and therefore they would have to ride a bike as a grown man.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's. It's. I don't know if I was. If I'm hauling down the road and I'm running, I would rather get run over running than run over on a bike. And if I'm on a bike, just throw the bike in the woods and tell them I was running.

[Tyler]

And then the other one is sitting to pee. That really didn't bother men too much, I don't think. I think I. The bike one, I texted you. I'm like, whoa. I was like, I. I hadn't checked in like four hours. That's all it was. It took four hours. And you were like, yeah, dude, the biking community is kind of one of those things. I was like, I had no idea. Any other community, man.

[Mike]

It's a community. Gay community.

[Tyler]

But sitting when you pee, I think every dude's done it. And so I think that was more perceived as a joke than the bike thing was. And some. Two things came up on open mic last Friday. Nick said, one of the other times you sit and pee is when you're peeing in the car, you're peeing in a bottle. And I was like, that's a good point. Maybe peeing in a bottle is an acceptable time to pee sitting down. And the other one was, it's debated morning wood. Justin brought this up.

[Mike]

It's tough.

[Tyler]

Morning wood. What do you do when you got to pee with morning wood?

[Mike]

That's tough.

[Tyler]

I obviously do not sit to pee because if you sit to pee with morning wood, you're. You're launched at 180 degrees, you're ready to go, and it's. It's gonna go to the other side of the room. So therefore you. You gotta point it down anyways. So I just stand and like kind of do this and just like adjust fire.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Tyler]

And you know, or just wait till you don't have a morning wood anymore, then you use.

[Mike]

Well, a lot of these low T ozempic guys don't have to worry about morning wood. They don't get with that.

[Tyler]

Somebody did say saying pee pee time and poo poo time is gayer than anything. And I was like, that's probably a good point.

[Mike]

Yeah. But you didn't get offended, right? You didn't get offended. You just dealt with it. Like. Yeah, I did say something pretty gay. Like, when you see the. Listen, there's different. There's different levels of biking, right? You got the dudes in the woods on the mountain bikes. Like, cool, okay, like, that's less gay. But I'm talking about like the dude in the spandex with the hat, the helmet. That's like aerodynamic. It's like 11ft long. He thinks he owns a road. He's super screaming at kid, yelling at you to get out of the way. It's like, bro, you're on a bike. Yeah, settle down. Like you're not like, just Travis pastrana jumping.

[Tyler]

Yeah. If you're not. If you're not hitting a half pipe, dude.

[Mike]

She even said that that BMX was okay. It was. And I think the mountain bike in the woods, like, you're jumping those guys that go down the side of the mountain. It's crazy work.

[Tyler]

You're off the road.

[Mike]

You're talking about bike gay, gay bikers on the road.

[Tyler]

I honestly am going to go back to my original statement. If you're a grown man on a bicycle, it's a little gay. People were talking about the cutoff age. It's called 16 when you can get a driver's license. That's the cutoff age.

[Mike]

What about Lewis on a scooter? I wrote a scooter for a while.

[Tyler]

Lewis, I'm sorry.

[Mike]

I wrote a scooter for a while.

[Tyler]

Just tell people you're mentally challenged and they'll be like, oh, sorry, my bad.

[Mike]

I got one more before we bring Jake on. Bring down the reflection. I got one more gentleman to highlight. This is Sergeant Anthony Jones of Greenville, South Carolina. Jones died in Baghdad when an improvised explosive device detonated near his military vehicle. He was assigned to the 104th Transportation Company 36 Engineer Group, 3rd Infantry Division, Mechanized, Fort Benning, Georgia. Died on June 14, 2005. So God bless the family of Sergeant Jones and all his. Everybody knows him. We appreciate his service and thank him and his family for him. Him going out and protecting us.

[Canine]

It wasn't on.

[Tyler]

It wasn't on camera, but I took a drink for you, brother.

[Mike]

All right, without further ado, are you

[Tyler]

ready to piss off the Internet?

[Mike]

Let's piss off the Internet. Jake. Rough neck Jake. Oh, he's. Look at him progressing, man.

[Tyler]

Whoa, cool. Anarchy tattoo.

[Mike]

Not the anarchy tattoo. The. He's got the, like. Look at the mic, dude. He's got the information influencer.

[Tyler]

I didn't know you had a kid, Jake. And if you Don't. That's even more alarming.

[Jake]

Oh, dude, I got three. Dude, my old. My oldest one is four. I wasn't joking when I said don't pull out.

[Tyler]

You need to pull out three and four years.

[Jake]

Nah, but, I mean, they're. They're close. Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Wait, what? How's that math work?

[Mike]

I don't know. Your oldest one is four?

[Tyler]

Yep. Oh, Different.

[Jake]

Yeah, I got a four or three, and then I got one that just turned one.

[Mike]

So you didn't waste no time between the first two?

[Jake]

Nah, man. And I hate to even say it on here, but they've all got blonde hair, and I don't have blonde hair. Neither does my wife. But there's an Amazon guy running around my neighborhood. It looks like a freaking Aryan.

[Mike]

So he. He definitely doesn't ride a bike, though, right?

[Jake]

No, no. He drives a truck, but that doesn't. Hey, you know what?

[Tyler]

Would you rather walk in on your wife cheating on you with a dude with a truck or a dude with a bicycle? I don't know. I mean, it's hard, but

[Jake]

there's not a good answer. But it's truck.

[Tyler]

Yeah. All right, well, so I. I brought

[Jake]

some silliness, but I did think that I just try. Yeah. Try to fly through this real quick. With it being Memorial Day, I don't want to wish any of the boys, like, happy Memorial Day or any of that. I really do just hope that they get a chance to honor their bros in a way that they feel is fitting and in a way that their boys would think is fitting.

[Tyler]

That's.

[Jake]

Really. I gotta say about that also. Did I. I chatted with Mish earlier today.

[Tyler]

I was.

[Jake]

I wasn't supposed to work today, dude, but I had to drive down the Midland drive back, and I chatted with me and. Say it again.

[Tyler]

You got hot poked or something in the back, dude. Jake texted this morning, goes, hey, bro, I got a hot shot in Midland today. I was like, whoa. Hey. All right. Was it a rope?

[Jake]

I had never thought about the fact that hot shot sounds gay, but you wouldn't believe how much gay there is that goes on out here. Yeah. So I had a hot shot down there, but Misha's son is. He's doing good. But, I mean, man, we're. He's. He's looking at, like. I mean, from what me said this early, like, probably a year.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Before he can get back at it, but he's doing good. Misha's still out there with them, and his name is actually Bob, too. Bob III So anyways, prayers out to mish and his boy. I was. I was happy to hear that it. That it wasn't as bad as it could have been. And. And it was pretty bad. But if you guys want, we can jump into some silliness because I do have some stuff I've been thinking about. Like.

[Tyler]

Dude, it's not silliness, man. You're challenging ma masculinity at a point in our country where masculinity needs to be challenged. And we're going to have hard conversations about masculinity and what it takes to be a man.

[Jake]

That's a good point, man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jake]

So you know what? All you popsicle eaters stand by because the first one is eating popsicles. Quit doing that. What do you. I mean, do popsicles? You're a grown man, dude. That was cool when you were seven. But you're eating popsicles. You're eating a phallic shaped frozen treat. Don't do it.

[Tyler]

I. I have a question.

[Jake]

What do we have to be.

[Mike]

Hold on, cats.

[Tyler]

Hold on one second. We gotta adjust our audio. Lewis, do your thing. Are we back?

[Mike]

No, you're good.

[Tyler]

No, you're good. I have a question, though. Ice cream. I took my son and my wife to get ice cream the other night. And as I'm looking, I got an ice cream cone, big, solid. And I'm like this. With an ice cream. I'm like, is that gay?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Wyatt]

Yes. Dude, I'm.

[Jake]

I'm losing y bad. Hang on.

[Tyler]

I would drop the. The bluetooth thing.

[Mike]

Signal. He's getting hot shotted.

[Tyler]

Oh, he's hot shotted. All right, well, let's ask you. Is it gay?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So I have to get my ice cream. I have to get my ice cream

[Mike]

in a bowl now with a spoon with like, eat it like a.

[Tyler]

Should I just eat it with a knife? Like a k bar? Just.

[Mike]

Or you can bite it like a man. You don't lick it. You can bite your coat.

[Tyler]

You can't bite ice cream. Insane.

[Mike]

No, you bite.

[Tyler]

It'll hurt your teeth.

[Mike]

No, it won't hurt your teeth. You can bite it like a man.

[Tyler]

You there, Jake?

[Mike]

I think we lost him.

[Tyler]

We lost him again, I think. Oh, wait, we got the right Jake in here. There's two Jakes.

[Mike]

No, try the other Jake.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. That Jake's gone. Let's remove them from this. And this Jake is now also gone.

[Mike]

But we're here.

[Tyler]

I just don't. I love eating ice cream.

[Mike]

You gotta bite it. Bike and eat ice cream at the same Time.

[Tyler]

Dude, ice cream. Just like my wife said. She can't look at me when I do that.

[Mike]

Yeah, I don't look at you. I'd mock you till you threw the ice cream in the trash.

[Tyler]

Are you there? No, no. Can. Can anybody else hear Jake?

[Mike]

It's like the feedback is coming through his phone.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, you got some kind of Bluetooth issue going on, Dude, Is it

[Mike]

connected to your car?

[Tyler]

All right, we'll let him figure that out. All right. I don't think eating ice cream was gay. I love ice cream.

[Mike]

What if you ride a bike and eat ice cream at the same time?

[Tyler]

That's pretty gay. You know? You know what's funny is all these haters that got so mad at me for the bike riding thing. They obviously don't watch our show. No, this is an easy target.

[Mike]

Like, oh, that's gay.

[Tyler]

I mean, dude, just me drinking out of a straw.

[Mike]

Yeah, real bad.

[Tyler]

Go ahead, Adam, in Lewis, see if it works.

[Mike]

Check, check. One, two, one, two. Check, check, check. No, no.

[Tyler]

Is it us? Can anybody else hear Jake?

[Mike]

Did anybody else hear Jake?

[Tyler]

We need to know before we kick Jake, if anybody else. Lewis, don't go start doing crazy.

[Mike]

He's already. He's way ahead of himself.

[Tyler]

Yeah, just. Just. Just relax. We're gonna problem solve. We're gonna problem shoot this as we're gonna remove element. Nope, they can't hear Jake. All right, so it's on Jake's end. It's not our end.

[Mike]

Let's resend. Like, remove them. I'm gonna resend the link.

[Tyler]

Yeah, tell them to. Tell them to rejoin from another link.

[Mike]

I'm gonna resend the link.

[Tyler]

The problem is a lot of these guys do it from their cars, and they drive in and out of service,

[Mike]

at least stationary, Man.

[Tyler]

He's back.

[Mike]

That's why.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's Wyatt. All right. Want to bring in Wyatt while we wait on Jake?

[Mike]

Sure. You have a thing for. Why a concierge. Whatever thing's called down the bottom.

[Tyler]

Concierge.

[Mike]

Whatever that thing is.

[Tyler]

And Wyatt is not here. Well, all right.

[Mike]

I'm going home.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Mike]

I'm starving. You can believe that.

[Tyler]

What are you gonna get on the way home?

[Mike]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna stop and get. I usually get the meat and cheese roll together.

[Tyler]

Dude, that's gay. A meat roll, you roll it into a phallic shape, and then you put it in your mouth.

[Mike]

You will really eat. You're taking.

[Wyatt]

You're taking rolls.

[Mike]

You're taking it too far.

[Tyler]

Now what?

[Mike]

You do it's like lunch meat.

[Tyler]

And you roll it into a phallic shape.

[Mike]

It's already rolled. Like, I can't control the fact that they already rolled it up. It's like Wawa sells it. I can mean I could just be a fat slob and just eat what

[Tyler]

you eat every day, bro.

[Mike]

Be straight as hell, man. Boobs. One of us is benching.

[Tyler]

Do you even have.

[Mike]

One of us is better.

[Tyler]

You even have tape.

[Mike]

One of us mentioned 335 and does 12 strict pull ups without an issue. One of us does and I weigh

[Tyler]

more and I look like I bench 315.

[Mike]

You look like you ride a bike eating ice cream cones is what you look like. You should have been the most effective.

[Tyler]

All right, I. I gotta. We got. We got to talk about something before we bring everybody on this. You're bro, I gotta. I gotta. I gotta tell you when. For advice, right? The. You know, when your boy does something, you're like, man, I should probably tell him like, yeah, let's do that. All right.

[Mike]

We got everybody in the lobby.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we'll bring them on it. Hold on. Let's just want to address this. And then we will. We gotta bring it on. Almost there. We gotta talk about this. Okay. You know those. You know those divorced dad Facebook posts, like, cross me and I will end you.

[Mike]

There's a little bit more that goes into this.

[Tyler]

What goes into.

[Mike]

Do you have.

[Tyler]

Do you have people out there attacking your family?

[Mike]

Yeah, I have a wife that's in a. A I.A. that's coming.

[Tyler]

But you look like you're training for someone to physically hurt.

[Mike]

Well, that's possible. Do you think that. That they wouldn't try?

[Tyler]

I mean, I. I would hope not. But you definitely.

[Mike]

I'm running.

[Tyler]

You definitely let them know that you are not someone to with on Facebook.

[Mike]

Well, you got to remember and where I'm. Where I'm at. I'm being attacked for going after Wayne Ivy. I'm being attacked. My wife is being attacked. There's been threats like, hey man, you know, you're on a list, but do you. Insurance office.

[Tyler]

Do you think people see this and go, damn, you know what? I was gonna. With Mike, but now.

[Mike]

No, I think that's like, that's a warning that like. Okay, I mean,

[Tyler]

you know what you need? You need. All right, look at me. You need a picture of you going like this.

[Mike]

No, that's because that's not a picture I planned on taking or having seen that happen to be sent to me. There's a video actually, so it's like, where's the video?

[Tyler]

You're running slow shirt, Weren't you?

[Mike]

No, I'm faster than. Faster than you in the middle of the day with the hoodie. I chose the still image. I got the video. I have no problem showing the video.

[Tyler]

Show the video.

[Mike]

I got video of me doing some pull ups too. We're going to show things. Let's show it all.

[Tyler]

We can take down your divorced, angry dad.

[Mike]

No, I think that that's a little.

[Tyler]

You cross me.

[Mike]

That's a little. It's a little heated. But I want that people to know that like I have nothing to lose anymore because I'm not a cop. Like they. Like I have nothing. There's no filter. I know all their secrets, all their.

[Tyler]

Now they know, they can just run you over in the road and then you're dead.

[Mike]

No, they already knew that. They know where I live. Only one showed up at my house once.

[Tyler]

If you hit me with your car, I will damage your car before I

[Mike]

fall to bring somebody else in. I'll get the. I'll get it all queued up.

[Tyler]

All right, let's bring in. Is Jake in here? He was, and now he's black again. What? Please tell me you can hear me.

[Wyatt]

I can hear you, but the video is frozen. But I can hear you just fine.

[Mike]

The tower's not moving. That takes. That's too much energy.

[Tyler]

All right, but can you hear us in real time?

[Wyatt]

All right, but is my video. I can hear you in real time. Yes. Is my video coming through?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure.

[Wyatt]

All right, well first off, cheers to the fallen.

[Mike]

Yeah,

[Wyatt]

And I think we might have like a four or five second delay. I think Streamyard is just being a cunt today.

[Tyler]

Well, you're the one in Ukraine, bro.

[Wyatt]

Anyway.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Oh, yep, there it goes. Oh, you're good, Louis. You can bounce. Lewis also has to leave at 2:30 today.

[Mike]

Remove Wyatt, You gotta put it. There you go. Perfect.

[Tyler]

Dude, I can't. We've got multiple Jakes. Multiple Wyatt's other all black. There's Jake. Okay, you can go, Lewis. All right. Wyatt, can you hear us?

[Wyatt]

Yes, I can hear you, Mike. I sent you a photo just now. I'm gonna reference that in a moment. That'll need to be up on screen for Tyler, but last week Jake the Roughneck, he. He was bringing attention to the anti armor Africans that the Russians are implementing. It was. It was a rather funny clip. I do want to say that. Yes, we are aware of this. You might not know it but the Kherson region of Ukraine is famous for its watermelons. Before the war, the best watermelons in the world came from Kherson. So we're well aware of that threat. And as he said, we have developed a low cost, low tech countermeasure to that. The photo that I sent Mike, just throw that up on screen whenever you'd like.

[Tyler]

Delay.

[Mike]

You're good.

[Wyatt]

Good.

[Mike]

It's on the screen. You can talk about it.

[Wyatt]

Yeah, nice simple solution there. It's like I said, a low cost, low tech countermeasure to help rein in that particular threat. We're trying to get the Ministry of Agriculture to start planting cotton on the friendly side of the minefields, but they're not convinced that'll work. They don't know. They don't know these people like us Americans do.

[Mike]

I wish. I wish that was on camera. I wish that was on camera.

[Tyler]

You can't close it, Lewis, just leave it. Yep, you're good, you're good. I can't.

[Mike]

The delay is.

[Tyler]

Hey, can you hear me? Why? Yeah, there we go. All right, so real quick, we have a massive delay which is probably going to cause a little bit of a. An issue, but I wanted you to sell me on Ukraine and Russia bad. Putin bad. Ukraine good. And I want you to take your time to sell me. Like I just. I was born yesterday or I traveled in time and I came back to this, this time in 2026. Sell me on why Ukraine is good and Russia bad.

[Wyatt]

I will do no such thing. When I first agreed to come on, Jimmy was my handler. And I made it very clear that at no point will I come on to profit or propagandize. And obviously I'm not unbiased. I just will simply do my best to provide accurate information. But I will never tell you how to feel or what you should think, or you must agree with me or you must disagree with the other people. I'm not a democrat, a communist, or a BLM black guy. That's not who I am. It's up for everyone to make their own decisions. I know that not everyone is going to agree, and that's cool. I don't care. I'll simply provide whatever information I can. But your moral decision on who you agree with, that's purely up to you. I'll never tell you otherwise.

[Tyler]

What if Russia doubled the, the payments to you? Would you. Are you a straight mercenary? Will you do it for the money? Are you doing it for some kind of principle?

[Wyatt]

Without the principal? Mostly. Okay, okay, okay. But no, now that I've actually been out into the east and actually seen what they've done. When I first got here, it's common to call the. The Russians orcs. And I would see, like, hatches, like, orc hunter. Kill the orcs. Death to orcs. And I thought that was really fucking gay. That's Harry Potter, Star wars bullshit. Now that I've gone east, I can confirm they are absolute.

[Tyler]

It's not Star wars, it's Lord of the Rings. Continue.

[Wyatt]

Yeah, sure thing, nerd. But now that I've been east, they are absolute. I can confirm that they're orcs.

[Jake]

All right.

[Wyatt]

I don't. You were. You know, I think you were Iraq, not Afghanistan. Did. Did you ever find a mass grave? I found two of them. I've actually pulled these people out of villages, crying, screaming, thanking us. I found fucking people killed in their homes, in their beds, chopped up, raped. Just go on Snapchat, you can just see the fucking Chechens. Snapchatting live. The mass killings of Maria Paul. The grave is visible from space. You know how many gas attacks we've had? So many they don't even make the news anymore. So, like I said, I'm not unbiased. I. But I also don't expect anyone to agree with me. It's not my place. It's. It's not what I do.

[Tyler]

Okay. I really appreciate your honesty.

[Wyatt]

It came to us.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I. I just, you know, I'm not gonna deny the fact that war is hell, but it is war, and there's war going on both sides. So I just wondered, outside of the graphic details and the stories. Oh, go ahead.

[Wyatt]

Yeah. Because those are. Oh, I forgot the term for it. Emotional. Not emotional bias. It's appeal to emotion. That's it. And I try to avoid that. I do try to avoid those, but at the same time, they are within me. They are a factor. But as far as, like, the grand scheme earlier you mentioned, like Putin banning Satanism. That's not for the betterment of his people. That's for more control. He's. He's struggling right now. Moscow has basically lost all Internet, so people can't talk about him. You brought up Ukraine being pro LGBTQIAPP, BBQ +. Actually, that one you're wrong about. That is not a popular public position that's being kind of forced onto the Ukraine government by the EU and by the United States among the populace.

[Tyler]

Don't do that. But they are being forced to have this shoved down their throat. Throat, like the Ukrainian government is doing to their People.

[Wyatt]

Yes, it's very similar. Like the. Even. Even more so here. And I'm just going to call it what it is. Chomo. The rainbow flag. It all comes down to kids. That's all they want. Last year, there was supposed to be the big annual gay pride parade in Kiev. The news reported that there were 2,000 participants. I called up a friend who was there. He said, no, man. It was 200 of them. 500 counter protesters ready to beat the shit out of them. And the rest were cops. There was a whole fucking regiment of police to protect those 200 child from getting murdered by the 500 people who showed up to murder them. See that one? It's not a popular position, but it's being forced on the government.

[Tyler]

It's all the juice. All right, hey, if you want, I

[Wyatt]

will up a good side.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the. The delay is almost too. Too hard to work with, so I'm gonna let you wrap it up and then we'll try again next week. Week. Or sometime this week with a. With a better signal.

[Wyatt]

Yeah, that sounds like a good plan. I. I asked if I should bring my starlink on this deployment, and I was told no. I'm close enough to the city. I won't need it. Brought it. Since you brought up the Jews, I will go ahead and. For the patrons. Come on, folks. Or no, for the app. For the app members, I'll do a rant about the Israeli government and the tumultuous relationship we have with them. They're scumbags.

[Tyler]

All right, Wyatt, thanks for joining. Pour it out for the brothers that make it home. We'll see you soon.

[Wyatt]

I don't normally do the memorial thing, but he was a Florida native, so. Edward Wilton III. Killed April of 23 in Kuzanifica. Cheers, cunt. Stay dangerous and don't pay taxes.

[Tyler]

Later, bud. All right, let's.

[Mike]

Jake.

[Jake]

Yes, sir.

[Tyler]

All right. You sound way better.

[Jake]

Yeah, I think I fixed it, man. Sometimes I'll put the phone up on the dash and I think it gets too hot. I think that might be what caused it.

[Wyatt]

So.

[Tyler]

All right. So we left off with popsicles. I was asking your opinion about grown men eating ice cream cones when they have to, like, they go like this. Now that is not a game. Ocean licking something like this could also be a very manly thing because we all know men, we. We make sure our women get off first. So therefore, that is actually a manly motion.

[Mike]

That's the biggest stretch in history of licking ice cream cone. What are you holding? When you're doing that from right in front of your mouth.

[Tyler]

I'm not.

[Jake]

I'm not sure if that's true, man. I. I don't think I've ever given a woman an orgasm ever. I. I'm certain that if you have faked them, but I don't worry too much about that.

[Tyler]

Well, so we left off with popsicles. What else we got?

[Jake]

Cats should know. Cats?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Men with cats. Gay. Gay. Actually, my oldest son has a cat, but he has a girlfriend who wanted the cat more, so that's fine. Oh, that's okay.

[Mike]

Give him passes.

[Tyler]

Now, if you have a chick, you're being manly. You're giving your woman what she wants. But a single. If you go to a single guy's house that owns a cat, hey, this is my cat, Wrinkles. What are you gonna do?

[Mike]

I'm pretty sure some people close to has cat. Nick has a cat. Yeah, he's.

[Tyler]

Dude. That guy. Yeah.

[Jake]

I. I just think as a grown man, there's only one you should worry about, but not too much, because that's gay too. So. Yeah, I wanted cats. The other one is so. So let me preface this. You shouldn't watch porno because it's like Jewish mind control. But if you do, I think that lesbian porno is not something a man should indulge in. Like, lesbian. I think that's gay. If there's not at least one dick in it, I think it's a gay porter.

[Tyler]

Okay. A lot of. A lot of people would debate you and say watching another man's penis on film is gay.

[Mike]

But in the. In the case of lesbians, you're watching gay. You're watching gay in action.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Mike's getting it.

[Jake]

He's picking up what I'm putting down.

[Tyler]

Well, I'm.

[Mike]

I'm not gay. I sit next to the guy who licks ice cream.

[Tyler]

We all said. We all. Porn will rot your mind. Porn. I'd rather dudes be, like, canine and go out there and actually get after it than wasting their mental space in watching porn. I would rather dudes go out there and actually have sex than watch porn. But. Sure.

[Jake]

But if you're gonna do it, don't watch lesbian porn, because that's gay.

[Tyler]

That. Yeah, that you are literally watching gayness. Okay, that's fair. Okay, what else?

[Jake]

Big one would be. And Mike might have a picture of this somewhere that might illustrate the point. But, man, if you. If you drive a truck, or really any car, but mainly a truck, driving a Ford or a Chevy is gay. Okay, I think that. I think that Dodson Dotson pickup trucks. The precursor Nissan is the only straight truck that's acceptable for a man to drive.

[Tyler]

And you say this why?

[Jake]

Well, dude, I mean, there's. Most of them don't have power steering. They don't have power windows, they don't have power locks. The body style is iconic, and it's a superior vehicle to anything made by Ford or Chevy. I think. I think if you have to drive an American truck, a Dodge might be the way to go. But you shouldn't do that. You should drive a Dotson.

[Tyler]

So, you know, and it does. It forces you. If you don't have power steering, you got to have massive arms to get that thing under control. And to drive excessively with a truck without massive steering means that you have massive upper body strength and you're a man. Yeah.

[Jake]

And, dude, I don't. I don't think NASCARs have power steering. Correct. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Look at that guy. You might not be able to see it, Jake, because you're on your phone, but we're looking at this cowboy on an oil. I mean, that kind of looks like it would be you.

[Jake]

That actually. That actually is me in my Datsun in the Permian Basin.

[Mike]

So this is like what you were. We're looking at what you're sitting in right now. You're sitting in that Dotson as you stream right here to us live.

[Jake]

No, dude, I'm gonna gay, like, company truck. But that was. But that was like six out. That was six hours ago.

[Mike]

That was you six hours ago. When.

[Tyler]

And you're Datsun when you're hot loading or hot shotting.

[Jake]

Yeah, hot loading.

[Mike]

What do you think of the. The squatted truck thing?

[Jake]

No, no. So you actually, like, number one, if you're not driving a Datsun, you might still be able to call yourself a man, but probably not. But if you. If you modify your truck aftermarket, I just. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, that's. That's Gary, the term on a mustache.

[Mike]

You talk. You know, I'm talking about the one. These kids that drive the. With the back end lowered as if they want to take it in the back end, like the lower. That's pretty gay, right?

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Jake]

We call those.

[Mike]

Even a Datsun in that setup is gay.

[Jake]

Yeah. You can gay up at Dots. It did. You can gay up anything, but just. You shouldn't.

[Mike]

You can gay up anything, but you shouldn't.

[Tyler]

I mean, I haven't lifted. I put 6 inches of lift and 35 inch tires on my Dodge Ram. Is that pretty gay?

[Mike]

Super gay

[Jake]

Dodge, dude.

[Mike]

Ice cream in it.

[Jake]

I don't know. I guess you let ask the chat, see what they think.

[Mike]

We got two super chats directed towards Jake. We got one that says, okay, he got me, I'll fight him from Cody. And then we got one, we got one from Tristan that says Jake is gay.

[Jake]

Okay, well, to Tristan, I mean, dude, you rollerblade.

[Tyler]

So he rollerblades, man. I mean, rollerblading is the best day.

[Jake]

And Cody, I've seen those like really homoerotic posts that he makes I on Instagram. If he wants, if, if that's a serious invite, we can get, we can get a couple bottles of baby oil and we'll do a Texas tickle fight.

[Tyler]

Yeah. To figure out who's not gay. Winner is not gay,

[Jake]

right? Yes.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jake]

I bet you he's never had. I bet you he's never had his horse checked.

[Tyler]

Every time I see Kristen, I think of that gay Guy on Reno 911 New Boot Goofing with his rollerblades.

[Jake]

No, you got, you got it mixed up. That's Terry rolling around.

[Tyler]

Terry. Yeah. Is giving off free handcuffs. Yeah.

[Jake]

Working the, the glory holes. That's Tristan. But yeah, I mean, if, if Cody wants to have a Texas tickle fight, tell him, let me know. I know he's stuck up there in Canada.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, pride says Toyota is gay. And here's the thing, and we talked about this briefly offline, is that if you're going to be a man, right, you're supposed to financially provide for your family. And a Toyota is a good financial purchase. It'll last you 300, 000 miles. It might last you double.

[Mike]

And it holds value.

[Tyler]

Holds value. You are, you are actually doing your family a disservice by purchasing a Ford or Chevy. You're not financially taking care of your family, therefore, AKA it is not manly to be purchasing anything else other than Toyota. And I'd love for someone to prove me wrong. You drive a Chevy, you drive a Ford. You might be gay just by what we have.

[Jake]

And they. Yeah, they won't be able to prove you're right. I mean, dude, I. Dude, I've been looking for a used Corolla, but like one of the old ones for the hatchback because it just makes good sense and hadn't been able to find one. You can't buy the damn things. People keep them.

[Tyler]

You know who bought a used Toyota just recently? Gator. He's a man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

He realized that big Old truck that's causing me a bunch of problems. I got a family to take care of. I'm gonna get myself a little, tiny little. What are the art. What do they call Toyota? The small SUV's there, Ralph.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's very manly.

[Jake]

Yeah, dude. Yeah. RAV4. Get out of here. That's fun, dude. You don't get any manner than a RAV4 Ford.

[Tyler]

I know. That's what I'm trying to say is that it's just. I think we've been lied to. We've been groomed as men to think that Ford and Chevy are manly, but it's actually a Toyota RAV4 that is actually the most manly truck.

[Mike]

And then the only thing more is if you get that Highlander dude, that Highlander suv. Oh, that's like the king. That's like the king of the mountain.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're right.

[Jake]

You might as well just start doing CrossFit. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Because you're that gay, you pull up in a Highlander.

[Mike]

I don't know, man.

[Jake]

Yeah, I know we're running out of time, but I did want to squeeze this in. I mean, like, as far as stuff that grown men shouldn't do, like, if you really want to prove your gay, go to the comment section and act like a little.

[Tyler]

That is proof enough that you might be gay.

[Mike]

Yep. All right, Jake, we appreciate it, man. Thank you so much for coming on. Appreciate you on the fly, adjusting your tech issues. And we appreciate the picture you next to your Datsun truck, man. That was. That was. It's good stuff.

[Jake]

Anytime. I'll keep them coming.

[Tyler]

All right, later, bud.

[Mike]

I got one more before we go. This is Sergeant Kimberly. Kimberly Agar. Dated death was 103 of 2011. She deployed to Iraq with the 104th transport out of Fort Bedding, Georgia. She enlisted in 2006. Her vehicle was hit with an IED in October of 2007. And again three months later, unfortunately, she had a TBI and actually ultimately succumbed to suicide. So as we talked about those injuries and those things that happened to these people led to them to do things they probably wouldn't have done. So again, Sergeant Kimberly Agar. Date of death 103 of 2011. That's it.

[Tyler]

That's it. Man, that was a hell of a Memorial Day show, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm soaked still. I got. We got balls away.

[Tyler]

Happy dad everywhere.

[Mike]

We got everything. American as it gets. Producer left mid show after forgetting to start the audio at the beginning of the show.

[Tyler]

Lewis is on the chopping block for

[Mike]

a Producer not admitted he's mentally ill today.

[Tyler]

No, he's mentally retarded.

[Mike]

Is that what he said? Oh, it's been a hell of a day.

[Tyler]

You end the show. I can do it.

[Mike]

The good news is tomorrow will be on 1pm as always, first hour is regular Sal. Now we're switching it.

[Tyler]

We got rid of Patreon.

[Mike]

We got rid of Patreon. So tomorrow you get two full hours of this.

[Tyler]

Well, the cool thing is that we can end it at any time we want if it's super boring. We have tons of. We didn't get to today, we didn't get to Friday. So it's kind of stockpiling. So we have content forever. But yeah, me and Mike are gonna get to get it together. Probably just do Patreon some. Some night where we're both sitting there bored, not doing anything.

[Mike]

We'll just jump on the app as well. So, yeah, we'll keep Patreon alive and well, I'll make more posts threatening everybody who wants to harm me.

[Tyler]

And

[Mike]

I got to pull a video.

[Tyler]

You think you can harm me when I do 12 pull ups.

[Mike]

12. I want to see how many time I could do. Let's get caught on the pull up bar.

[Tyler]

Are you kicking?

[Mike]

No. Before we end the show, let's. Let's see what I'm doing here.

[Tyler]

But a good.

[Mike]

Hold on, dude. I don't know if I move. Hold on, hold on, hold on, dude.

[Tyler]

I will end you and your bloodline. Here we go.

[Mike]

Am I kipping? I'm not CrossFit. Because CrossFit's gay. I can't see anymore. That's her.

[Tyler]

No, I got two of them down here. You're loading it.

[Mike]

I can't see it. All the way down. All the way up, all the way down, all the way up. No kipping.

[Tyler]

Look at that, man.

[Mike]

Easy work, man. You work well.

[Tyler]

Okay, let's say 11.

[Mike]

11. Just like that. Cold. No swinging.

[Tyler]

Hey, have you ever went to the Marine Corps recruiters and just been like, hey, man, can I try this? Like, go to an event.

[Mike]

Yeah, put it up there and just

[Tyler]

kill it and be like, all right, bye.

[Mike]

I'm too old to join anyway.

[Tyler]

But I couldn't find the app when

[Mike]

I looked it up. You can't look it up. You got to go to the website.

[Tyler]

Anti hero app.

[Mike]

Hold on, hold on. We got something for that. You gotta go. No, right here. Join the community. The anti hero community. That looks like anti herd.

[Tyler]

It is. That's the.

[Mike]

Definitely a D. Good job, Jay.

[Tyler]

And I heard that's really.

[Wyatt]

Don't like fat chicks.

[Mike]

Come to the anti herd. No, no herd available.

[Tyler]

Is my wife still listening? I have to ask permission if I can say something. If not, I can't.

[Mike]

No, don't say it. Go to www. The antiheroapp.com not the anti herb. We are the anti herd broadcast. Though we do not prefer hogs and all that stuff. So don't say it. Don't do it.

[Tyler]

One of the.

[Mike]

One of the.

[Tyler]

If we. If we owned a farm.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Together.

[Mike]

Me and you. Okay.

[Tyler]

And I was like, Mike, one of them hogs.

[Mike]

One of them hogs. What about the hog?

[Tyler]

She might. She. She's pregnant.

[Mike]

No, I'm not doing this. We will see you Tomorrow live at 1pm on the Anti Hair Broadcast YouTube. Until then, no hogs anti.

[Tyler]

Savannah.