Night Shift (1/22/2026): Jay The Plug is BACK!!!

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast: Night Shift (1/22/2026)

Episode Title: Jay The Plug is BACK!!!
Release Date: January 23, 2026
Host: The Antihero Podcast (Mike, Tyler, Jimmy, Jason aka Jay The Plug)
Episode Theme:
An unscripted, raucous, and deeply candid roundtable on crime, law enforcement, and blue-collar life, featuring the return of fan-favorite guest and ex-drug trafficker Jason "Jay The Plug" Vulture. The crew discusses the real inside workings of criminal enterprises, policing, and the justice system from both sides—a unique cocktail of storytelling, confessions, and hard-edged opinions aimed at veterans, first responders, and blue-collar America.

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1. Episode Overview

The Antihero Broadcast’s “Night Shift” returns with special guest Jay The Plug (Jason Vulture), a notorious figure with a street and federal credibility. With hosts Mike (former cop), Tyler, and Jimmy, this episode dives into:

• The realities of drug dealing and enforcement in America
• Flaws in the justice system: grand juries, jury selection, and legal loopholes
• Cop and criminal psychology—mutual respect, high-stakes risks, and the "addiction to danger"
• Wild war stories, dark humor, listener interaction, and candid reflections on law, order, and chaos

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2. Key Discussion Points & Insights

A. Sponsor Banter and Merch Wars (00:01–03:13)

• Casual, comedic rivalry between hosts over merchandise and sponsor deals
• American vs. overseas-made goods discussed with tongue-in-cheek jabs
• Jason’s introduction as “the criminal,” setting the tone for unfiltered conversation

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B. The Real World of Dope: From Distribution to Detection (03:14–06:55)

Drug Handling, Policing, and Movie Myths

• Contact Highs & Cocaine Exposure:

  • Jason: “I have to break a brick down...didn’t have gloves...I could feel it, people were saying my eyes dilated.” (03:36)
  • The gang unpacks how actual drug handling works versus typical cop shows.

• Cops & the Underworld:

  • Mike: “Some guys...marry the hookers after they mess with them, have kids with them and stuff.” (04:40)
  • Realities of cop involvement with vice; not as glorified as movies suggest.

• DEA/Narcotics Work vs. Movies:

  • Mike: “The DEA gets way too much credit in movies for what they really are. It’s a paper job.” (05:55)

Timestamps:

• [03:36] Drug handling realities
• [04:40] Cops and criminal crossover

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C. Inside the US Justice System: Grand Juries, Prosecutorial Power & Jury Selection (06:55–15:00)

Prosecutor Power & Systemic Flaws

• Jason narrates his near life-sentence trial, the influence of Washington DC’s higher-ups, and backroom deals.
• Mike reveals how prosecutors dominate grand juries: “There’s an old saying, you can indict a ham sandwich.” (09:17)
• Discussion of the federal/state split: Feds build a case then arrest; states arrest then build a case.

Jury “Of Your Peers” – Myth-Busting

• Both cops and criminals agree: no one really gets a fair shake from the jury system.
• Jason: “The whole system is flawed...There’s no such thing as a jury of peers.” (13:06)

Cultural/Political Pressure

• Pressure on juries and judges depending on the city and current events (e.g., the Derek Chauvin trial, Trump references).

Highlight Quote:
Mike: “Your life is in the hands of the prosecutor at that point, however he wants to spin it.” (11:11)

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D. Law Enforcement’s Double Standards & COVID Reflections (15:01–17:20)

• Jay criticizes law enforcement for “standing down” during COVID lockdowns under political pressure.
• Tyler: “We’re the type of people that...I would turn in my badge before that.” (17:12)
• They discuss the brotherhood and culture among cops, with regional differences.

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E. Blue-Collar, Street & Drug Culture: Stories, Stings & “Highs” (17:21–27:00)

War Stories & Listener Interaction

• Authentic call-outs, inside jokes, and reading of live chat/superchats
• Laugh-out-loud anecdotes about pranks on friends using sex workers, hiding money, and police stings

Drug Economics & Social Impact

• Jay: “Alcohol is the centerpiece...It creates everything else. So what’s drugs bring? Crime. It brings police.” (22:19)
• Marijuana vs. alcohol & hard drugs—insistence that criminalization is driven by revenue needs, not public safety.

Memorable Moment:
Jason details hiding cash, nearly evading a bust, and interactions with mothers and law enforcement over fortifying his “stash”
[26:35] – [27:25]

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F. Cops and Criminals: Respect, Loyalty & Dopamine Highs (49:00–52:20)

Danger—The Real Addiction

• Mike and Jason relate over the high-risk, high-reward nature of their roles—admitting that “danger” itself is a drug.
• Jimmy: “There’s something...we like dangerous games.” (51:44)
• Jason: “The high...the addiction is so bad...you cannot stop.” (51:21)

Cops/Criminals Mutual Respect

• Mike: “I would have to say I trust myself around a criminal more than I trust myself around some of the people I went through doors with.” (72:05)

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G. Corruption, Case-Building, & Cop Tricks (44:00–56:00)

Tickling the Wire & ‘No Detain’ Orders

• Discussion of “tickling the wire” (making stops based on confidential info but not revealing the existence of a wiretap).
• The existence of “no detain” orders for high-value criminal targets (never arrest until case closure).

Criminal Counter-Surveillance

• Jay explains tactics for detecting wiretaps and setting up law enforcement:
  “If you think your phone’s tapped, get on the phone...meet me at Walmart in an hour...You’re gonna get pulled over.” (47:01)

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H. Everyday Law, Rights & Police Procedures (93:05–104:54)

Guns & Federal Law

• Spirited debate over whether felons’ spouses can legally possess firearms in the home (“biometric gun safes”), referencing state vs. federal law.

Police Use of Force & ‘Resisting’ Charges

• Candid analysis of tools of force and their public optics: Billy clubs, night sticks, Taser use, and the notorious “resisting arrest” charge.
• Jason: “The resisting arrest thing is the biggest hoax...If you’re not doing exactly what they say, you’re resisting.” (102:12)

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I. Political Provocation, Social Media, and "No Kings" Rallies (59:08–66:36, scattered)

• Jay details stunts at No Kings (anti-monarchy/counter-protest) rallies, baiting antagonists for content
• Describes being assaulted by elderly women, having police called on him, and living with a “public enemy” reputation
• Mike: “He got hit by an old lady.”
• Jay: “I got so many videos of these women beating up on me...they’re 70, 80-year-old women spitting on me, hitting me.” (62:07)

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J. Male Risk Psychology and Ultimate Betrayal (52:25–54:15, 71:14–72:43)

• Open talk about male psychology, chasing danger, and being betrayed by former colleagues
• The “code” among criminals and how policing sometimes fails to inspire such loyalty

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K. End-of-Show Energy: Cube Challenges, Drunken Antics, and More

• Light-hearted, recurring Rubik's Cube challenge—“if you don’t solve it under 9 seconds, you’re gay!” banter
• Listeners participate in time guesses; recurring references to gym culture, blue-collar jobs, and old-school masculinity

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

“There’s no such thing as a jury of peers.”
— Jason (13:06)

“The DEA gets way too much credit in movies for what they really are. It’s a paper job.”
— Mike (05:55)

“Alcohol is the centerpiece. It creates everything else. So what’s drugs bring? Crime. It brings police.”
— Jason (22:19)

“Your life is in the hands of the prosecutor at that point, however he wants to spin it.”
— Mike (11:11)

“I trust myself around a criminal more than I trust myself around some of the people I went through doors with.”
— Mike (72:05)

“The high...the addiction is so bad...you cannot stop.”
— Jason (51:21)

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4. Important Timestamps & Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Topic | |-------------|--------------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 03:36 | Drugwork | Handling bricks, real dangers vs. TV myths | | 09:17 | Jury System | “Indict a ham sandwich”—prosecutorial power explained | | 13:06 | Flaws | “No such thing as a jury of peers” discussion | | 22:19 | Crime Logic | "Alcohol is the centerpiece..." rant | | 49:00–52:20 | Danger Highs | Why both cops and criminals chase "the dopamine" | | 62:07 | Protest Life | Jay details getting attacked by elderly counterprotesters| | 72:05 | Loyalty | Mike on criminal vs. cop loyalty |

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5. Episode Flow & Tone

Language/Tone: Unfiltered, masculine, darkly comedic, and honest; frank confessions laced with sarcasm and real-world insights. Banter is rowdy but underpinned by real experience—respect between "opposing" worlds of policing and organized crime.

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6. Summary Takeaways

• The blue-collar, criminal, and law enforcement worlds aren’t as different as they seem—mutual codes of conduct, adrenaline addiction, and systems designed to stack the deck against ordinary people.
• The justice system is revealed as more about performance and politics than fairness or true peer representation.
• Law enforcement’s faults and corruptions are laid bare, while the romanticization of criminality is undercut by raw details about betrayal, danger, and living consequences.
• The episode blends war stories, policy critique, and blue-collar solidarity into a unique, insightful, and hilarious window into America’s underbelly.

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For listeners:
This episode is a wild ride—both corrupt and redemptive, sometimes hilarious, sometimes sobering. The banter is deep, the stories real, and the perspective brutally honest. If you want to understand how the justice system—and life on both sides of it—really works, don’t miss this one.

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Next Up:
Casual Friday on Antihero Broadcast (11am), then Night Shift moves to Counterculture exclusively February 5th!

Transcript

[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Jason]

What do you mean you can't? I just can't get caught.

[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Jason]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Why doesn't it?

[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

Bidding war.

[Mike]

Yeah. Pretty soon it'll be free. We'll just be. We'll just be sending you guys merchandise for free.

[Tyler]

Mine's not mine's. Not made and handcrafted in China.

[Jason]

No, it's not.

[Tyler]

Mine's made in America.

[Mike]

It's made in China, brought here and then sold as American. And we have our guest, one of our favorite guests, the criminal Jason Vulture.

[Jimmy]

Back the plug.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, what's your nickname? I know it's awj, but yes.

[Jason]

They've always called me J because I was the only person didn't do drugs or drink and I was more messed up.

[Mike]

You were smart. You just stole drugs.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Just involved in the. Don't get high on your own supply.

[Jason]

No, I couldn't.

[Mike]

You didn't do any drugs.

[Jason]

We smoke pot twice.

[Mike]

In your whole life. My whole life, you've never done cocaine?

[Jason]

Never. But hold on. I have been high on it because there was times that I had to break it down and I didn't have gloves and I needed to get to it right then and there. And I know it's not the same, but I know that I could feel it. And people were saying my eyes dilated.

[Mike]

Through your pores.

[Jason]

Yeah. Because I'd have to break a brick down.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's a thing. You can go through your pores?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I mean when you. Dude, I have to scrape it off because it's like an oil. It's like it'll stick to you like oil. Like, you know how you get like flour little wet and it sticks to you in glops. That's how coke does.

[Tyler]

I know I would raw dog everything on the street. People are like wear gloves nor to Dr.

[Mike]

Cocaine or anything. Field tested it. It's fine.

[Jimmy]

You guys. You guys like cringe when cops do that.

[Mike]

And they're like, there's no such thing. It's like when we talked about watching the rip. Great movie. Yeah. You haven't seen it yet, so I won't ruin it. But you start watching it, you have to not think like a cop during a cop.

[Jimmy]

You have to push the I.

[Mike]

Everything's terrible. Yeah.

[Jason]

But the whole thing is you all get to. It's a real thing. Y' all do. Get the. Mess with the hookers and get to do drugs if you have to. Yeah.

[Mike]

Some guys.

[Tyler]

I was never.

[Mike]

Some guys marry the hookers after they mess with them, have kids with them and stuff. Just saying that happens.

[Jason]

I mean.

[Mike]

Yeah, I gotta. I haven't got to those stories yet.

[Jimmy]

We're still.

[Tyler]

You're still.

[Mike]

We're still cooking.

[Tyler]

Mike's burning it all down in front of our eyes. We just don't.

[Mike]

Yeah, you just got. You gotta take it slow, man.

[Jason]

Listen, I got phone calls over my Mike.

[Mike]

You did?

[Jason]

Yeah. I get phone calls over recently. Yes. Today. I got one today, too.

[Mike]

Beautiful. Tell that Mike gotta shut up or.

[Tyler]

He'S gonna be dead.

[Mike]

Right.

[Jason]

And be honest with you. He's probably. Was one of the biggest players in our hometown and.

[Tyler]

On and off the court.

[Mike]

Players.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah. So.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's what I mean.

[Mike]

I was in church all the other time.

[Jason]

Yeah. I got some good info today.

[Jimmy]

I mean, Clint says he can fix her. Clint's this. He's not the. He's the sergeant we need, but not the one we deserve.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I always said that I would love to be a DEA agent, but I'd have to work abroad and I would want to go undercover and everything because I'd be up everything. Yeah.

[Tyler]

On purpose or just because you're like.

[Jason]

No, no, no. I'd just be wanting to just, you know, screw all the hookers and do all the fun stuff.

[Mike]

The D gets way too much credit in movies for what they really are. It's a paper. Paper job. It's a lot of paperwork.

[Jason]

Who's doing all the bust and who?

[Mike]

I think when you get to your.

[Jason]

Big CIA stuff now when you get.

[Mike]

To your bigger places, like when you get to Haida and the real D agents are down in like Miami. Haida, High Intensity Drug Trafficking Agency. They're like multi. ATF is there, but you like the guy. You know, I had the guys that worked around us were squares.

[Jason]

No, I get that. I understand. Because it wasn't international. They would. They just worked the local. They, you know, whatever.

[Tyler]

But my buddy left narcs to. For the DEA task force. He said he hates it.

[Mike]

Yeah, there's some.

[Tyler]

Dude narcs was like, free reign.

[Mike]

Paperwork, dude.

[Jason]

Paperwork. Why would you hate it?

[Tyler]

I got paperwork. And there's a lot depending on where you. Depending on where you work. Like, you're in a narc squad, you're at. Rules of the agency. They could suck or they could let you do whatever you want. When you're on the DEA task force, it's a lot more like.

[Mike]

It's DA D. Here's what the feds do. The feds come in and they're like, we want that target. And the agency's like, no, we don't want. Okay, we'll pull our funding. We're not going to give you money because the feds are paying all the OSA deaf cases like yours was an ocdef. They would name the case Operation, you know, awj. They give It a name, and then there's hundreds and hundreds of thousand dollars of overtime funded by the federal government. The caveat, though, is they're going to do it their way. You saw that. Like, they're going to do it their way. So we might go, it's probably not a good idea to do that. Okay, then we'll stop paying you overtime. And they're like, never mind.

[Jason]

I'll tell you this thing. So when I went to trial on the first case, I was going to trial for a life sentence, right? While the jury was out for three days, I was eat. It was the second day. It was the second day the jury was out. And I. If I have a guess, they have wiretaps or some type of a mic in the jury room. I would say that they listen or.

[Mike]

They put a guy right outside the door. I. I've seen that happen.

[Jason]

They. They know what's going on in there. Because the reason why is the prosecutor came and sat down with me at lunchtime, right when my mom and my attorney were there. They walked up and said, can we sit down? And I was like, I don't care. And they looked at my attorney and my mom and they're like, yeah, sit down. So the prosecutor, DEA and FBI sat down at the table and he told me, he says, jason, he says, I didn't want you. He goes, I would have. I went to the higher ups and I found out that Washington, D.C. is the one that's over you. You normally. It's out of, like, Tampa. Yeah, out of Florida there. He's like, no, DC's over your case. So I had to go to the higher ups and try to get you as a credible witness and not prosecute you. But they were like, no, he's got to go to prison. He's like, I'm a seasoned prosecutor, never been beaten in my life on a drug conspiracy. He says, you're going to win. So I'm thinking, like, how do you know this? Like, how do you know I'm going to win? This is the day before. And he tells me, he says, jason, I'm not the one that wants you. When you go to. Do not go to trial in Georgia. They're not going to let you win. I didn't understand what that meant, but he told me, he's like, they're not going to let you win. And I told Mike, I asked Mike a question tonight. I said, is grand juries a real thing? I'm starting to question that. Grand juries are not real. I've never Met nobody or ever heard anybody ever being in a grand jury.

[Tyler]

Is that just a thing like as a juror?

[Jason]

Yeah. No, no, a grand jury.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Well, the one in indict you.

[Mike]

So for those that don't know what happened. No, what happens is. Well, no, this is what happens and that we talked about this. There's an old saying, you can indict a ham sale.

[Jason]

Yes. Which is true.

[Mike]

I didn't get indicted. Which is my. Always my backup if they wanted to indict me.

[Jason]

They just didn't indict you because you're a cop.

[Mike]

They don't want to make cops come on. Anyway.

[Jason]

I'm just playing anyway.

[Mike]

But what happens in a grand jury is there is no defense attorney present. There's nobody present but the witness, the prosecutor, the judge, and the grand jury. You can say whatever you want. So if I go in there and I wanted Jason to be not indicted. I present the evidence in a manner that makes Jason look good and the jury goes it. Yeah, he probably didn't do that. He's gone. Or I go in there and make it like we talked about and go in there and say, Jason's the worst guy. This is all the stuff he did. He has no defense attorney. There's nobody in there to defend him. It's all based on one man, right? No, no.

[Tyler]

You could be unknowing even happen.

[Mike]

The judge. You don't know the prosecutor, the witness and the jury. I've been on two of them for homicides. And you go in. It's a bunch of white people on a grand jury. A bunch of old white people. The prosecutor, the judge, and you. You are sworn in extra like you're not allowed to talk about it. You'll be arrested. Can't say a word. And then they present the questions to the jury. All they hear is one side of the story. And they leave and you're indicted or you're not.

[Jimmy]

That seems outside the Constitution.

[Mike]

That's wild. Isn't it wild?

[Jason]

No, no, it is. So Harvard or one of the big colleges did a study on how this works and they actually did it. And they indicted a ham sandwich.

[Mike]

You can. Well just think if. If, if, if Derek show. They didn't.

[Tyler]

You can't tell when you're serious.

[Jason]

Derek sh. Happened in a.

[Mike]

In a conservative area. He would have walked. Yes, they would have walked in and said xyz and he would have been gone. They can control. They'll go in and say, you got to indict this dude because we're gonna. It'll riot, the city's gonna burn, indict him. Trial be different. They buy their time. But if they were in a regular area, if they wanted to, you could go get Derek Chauvin off. You could go in as the prosecutor and go, everything he did was fine. He was trained that way. It's unfortunate to whip down. They would go, okay, he's not indicted. It's that simple.

[Jason]

It really is.

[Mike]

Your life is in those, the hands of the prosecutor at that point, however he wants to spin it.

[Jason]

Look what they did in New York where they were chant, chanting something and one of Trump's things or some, I don't remember what case it was but the jury was like, we got to find him guilty. They're going to want to beat us up out there.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So jurors get, they have a way of corrupting them and think. But here's my thing in this though. I don't, you don't pick the jury like, you don't pick your presidents. People are like, what do you mean? The, the, the, the elites pick the people that we pick from. Okay, so if me and you wanted to become a president, we will never get air time. We'll never get on nothing. So they put the, what the 12 people in front of us, you know, like, you know some Democrats, right. Everybody on them. Panels on both sides have already been pre approved by the elites. Bought and paid for however you want to say it. The juries the same thing. So in Florida, I was able to win on a certain way. In Georgia they made sure they, I picked a jury. They didn't like it. So they introduced 30, 000 pages of paperwork of evidence that meant absolutely nothing. To postpone the court date to re pick another jury. And let me tell you something, that next jury, oh my God. Everybody in there had a problem with medical, had a problem with doctors, had a kid OD on Oxys. I mean I was just like, wow, did they get me?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's unfair.

[Jason]

My, my judge was sleeping.

[Jimmy]

That's a, that's abuse of the system. It's supposed to be a, a, a jury of your peers, not a jury of people.

[Mike]

And that, that's against you.

[Jimmy]

That goes my argument completely against.

[Mike]

What goes my argument about? Here's my argument with cops going on trial. I know you're, you're right about cops being held accountable, but there is no such jury of a cops peers on earth except other cops. How can a jury of civilians sit down at Derek Chauvin's trial and judge his tactics and police work. They've never done it.

[Jason]

Well, they can because they pick family members that have law enforcement.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. So there's really. The whole system is flawed. That's my bottom line. There's no such thing as a jury of peers.

[Tyler]

So they had at least six jurors that were family of law enforcement.

[Mike]

No, he had guys that have their. You know, it was a pill mill.

[Jason]

So he had people.

[Tyler]

No, I know what he's saying, but he's saying Derek Chauvin. He at least.

[Jason]

Okay, so let me explain this. No, they didn't. So let me explain something, how it works. You don't get to pick a jury, okay? They subpoena.

[Mike]

That's the feds.

[Jason]

Let's separate it states the same way states.

[Mike]

No, they select the jury.

[Jason]

Yeah, but fed, you select it, but you pick from the people they give you.

[Mike]

Yes. Okay.

[Jason]

Same thing. So what happens is the government sends out slips for you to jury. Okay? So they pick who they want you to pick from, and that's how the system works. Just like the thing that's going on in Minnesota right now where the cops take an oath to defend no matter what. Right. Get. Go. Against no tyranny, no dictator, no nothing.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I don't think cops take that oath.

[Jason]

I thought y' all do take another. To follow the Constitution.

[Tyler]

Yeah, no, that. The tyranny and dictator stuff, I think is.

[Mike]

Is.

[Tyler]

No, well, it's also as a soldier, but I don't think local.

[Mike]

They're taking. They're swearing to the Constitution. Yeah, Constitution.

[Jason]

Constitution, yes. So they're swearing to the Constitution. The fall of the. You know what? They're supp. But then they turn around, the mayor has some political view, and now he's telling them to stand down. I thought we were cops. I thought we were having to stand up.

[Mike]

So that's what we're arguing.

[Tyler]

What's your take on that?

[Jason]

That's why I said, I've lost respect for 90 of law enforcement because Covid was the first one. I was in federal prison, and I watched it all play out. My whole thing was, is that I get along with cops. I respect them, we need them. But at the same time, now I don't respect agency at all because. So your mayor comes in and says, hey, okay, listen, I have political views. Stand down. Just let things happen. And the cops are like, okay. It's like, what's the point of having cops? Then it's a problem. Yeah, I mean, it's a problem. I mean, tell Me. What you think about it?

[Tyler]

I think. Well, we've talked about it a lot on the show, but that's why I was trying to get your take on it, because it's. I've always. The way I looked at it is cops. Local cops are a. An extension of the local populace. So if you go to, like, the mountains of Hawaii, those people are. Those cops are all going to be Samoans that do. Samoan. I mean, what I'm saying. No, I've been like. Because they're an extension of their people. Their local cops are going to be Samoans. And I have a blue line. So they have a brotherhood. Cops in Florida, New York, you know, but that's there. So when I. Everybody was like, oh, well, Minneapolis PD Is, you know, doing this, that, and the other thing. Well, half of them are probably Somalian.

[Jason]

No, they're not.

[Mike]

They're not.

[Jason]

No, they're not.

[Tyler]

Well, he just said. He just told me, go, look it up. He did go look it up.

[Mike]

Look it up.

[Jason]

Because you look at it, you see the thing, and they're really not.

[Tyler]

But what if they're a liberal mindset because they grew up and he.

[Mike]

I get what he's saying. We had this argument with Seattle where you said most of the cops in Seattle have been raised a certain way.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

As liberals. So they're let. They're not gonna buck the system. If you took all of us to Seattle, we'd be like, come on, dude.

[Jason]

You just. Everybody, all. How many cops stood up in Florida when they told them they couldn't go run their business during COVID I got in trouble. Yeah. But how many?

[Mike]

Well, not many.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jason]

This is a conservative spot. They still cowered down.

[Mike]

They did, and I agree with you. It was a social experiment, but it wasn't to the level.

[Tyler]

Let's run their business. Mean, like, do their thing.

[Mike]

Like, wouldn't let them work.

[Jason]

So, yeah, so you could go protest in the streets, do whatever you wanted, but if you wanted to open up your business so you can pay your bills, they came.

[Tyler]

I don't think that happened in Florida. I think they were just fine. Everything was opened up rather quickly.

[Mike]

Yeah, Desantis kept it pretty open. I know that the gyms got shut down. Some things did, but it wasn't. It wasn't to the extent.

[Tyler]

But in other states, the local cops were.

[Mike]

Yes, they were. They were closing.

[Jason]

But that just goes to show you the respect and how cops would do whatever, you know? Like, they're like, yeah, I know it's wrong, but I need to pay. And that's.

[Tyler]

We all differ is the fact that we're the type of people that. I would turn in my badge before that.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I'd be like, this isn't what I thought it was.

[Jason]

Yeah, but how many percentage do that though?

[Tyler]

None.

[Jason]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

Especially when you're 19 years into it.

[Jimmy]

You can always just stop, guys.

[Mike]

Yeah, you can quit. You just quick, let's go to the super doors. Yeah, super chats earlier too, so.

[Jimmy]

Shitload.

[Mike]

Gas money for the boys. JV team for life.

[Jason]

Thanks, Wheeler.

[Tyler]

Dude, thank you. Brady Pearson said, I got a. I got the beer and Mike Sprite 0 this week. Again, for the boys. There's Mike Sprite 0. I didn't knock it over.

[Mike]

So Mike's a responsible adult.

[Jason]

Listen, this guy changed his shirt because he says he's too fat. Sits in front of the camera dude for 15 minutes trying to get himself together.

[Tyler]

Efren says, for the boys. Hashtag mud babies. You damn right, CC says Mike, thank you for holding my package.

[Mike]

I wore your sweatshirt on my episode the other day. Be nice.

[Tyler]

Oh, I got his water bottle.

[Mike]

A lot of people's packages.

[Jimmy]

Every show they had dope there.

[Tyler]

He did he.

[Jason]

Thank you.

[Mike]

You gotta check it.

[Jimmy]

He's the man.

[Mike]

He never comes on my show when I'm wearing a shirt.

[Jimmy]

Cc.

[Mike]

No, he never comes on Hot Topic or anything.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, we do like 20 podcasts a week.

[Mike]

Wear a sweatshirt. What do you want me to do, man?

[Tyler]

Pride Assassin says I did coke once. Hot a face full of Titan. Oh, hot a face full of titanium. And Doc pulled two miles of packing out of my sinuses. I'm just going to spray a little cocaine up your nose. What?

[Jimmy]

What?

[Jason]

What?

[Tyler]

I read that. I did coke once. Hot a face full of titanium and Doc pulled.

[Mike]

Doesn't make any more sense.

[Tyler]

Maybe had a face full of titanium. That's what it felt like.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

Lewis is doing some weird with the screen. I don't know what he's got going on. He just started this week. Never done it before. He's zooming in, zooming out. So you can't read it.

[Tyler]

Pride.

[Mike]

It's ass.

[Tyler]

It says again. Thought he was joking. Face went numb. Then I couldn't shut the up for the next three hours. Medical.

[Jason]

Coke is a thing for your eyes.

[Jimmy]

My glaucoma.

[Mike]

It was. It was actually. It's a scheduled 2 drug.

[Jason]

It's funny to watch some people get wired up and other people start getting like they.

[Mike]

Tweakers hide under the bed windows. Stuff like when I drank that THC drink.

[Jason]

And they're like, bro, I had so much fun last time. Like, dude, in the corner looking out the blinds.

[Mike]

You're under the bed for three hours. I had so much fun under the bed for three hours.

[Jason]

I used to sell ecstasy back in the day too, right? And this one boy, his. His father, his grandfather's very wealthy in our hometown. And he would suck.

[Mike]

You can take it download.

[Jason]

So I had this little trap house and had a window shaker in the living room.

[Jimmy]

Wait, wait, what was it called again?

[Jason]

A trap house?

[Jimmy]

It was what?

[Mike]

The trap.

[Jason]

Listen, I had it to him. So I had a window shaker and it was a one bedroom little thing right in this introduction right behind staples, okay? So he would sit there for hours and pet my girls. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Jimmy]

This is not that kind of show.

[Jason]

I'm like, bro, I gotta leave, dude. And he'd just be so stuck sitting there with AC full blast in his face. Sitting there just petting her leather purse. And I'm like, dude. Afterwards he'd be like, dude, no berries taste like snozberries. Like, bro, what's wrong with you, dude? Like, get the out my face.

[Jimmy]

Ecstasy was before much, but it was.

[Mike]

It wasn't around when I was a.

[Jimmy]

Kid when life give. You know, the stroke the furry wall. Was it the get him to the Greek. You ever see that when they. Oh, stroke the wall.

[Tyler]

CC says 20 bucks. Mike invite on with boys for always supporting brother.

[Mike]

Wednesday, 7:00pm we'll get you on and.

[Tyler]

Squealer just doordash some McNuggies. Oops, my bad. MC McTuggies.

[Mike]

Oh, we loved. We love the dollar. We love the dollar. You hear my dollar menu story?

[Jimmy]

Dude, that was dope.

[Mike]

Yeah. I go in the bedroom the other night and my wife's tired. She says, can we. Can we cut all that out tonight? She says, can I just blow you? And I'm like, I'll just take a hand job at this point. She says, damn, bro, you gonna order off the dollar menu out of nowhere. And I'm like, dude, that was funny. Like, that was legit funny.

[Jason]

That is good.

[Tyler]

The dollar menu, dude, what's your take? On what? Weed being a Schedule 1 narcotic.

[Mike]

It's not.

[Tyler]

I thought it was in the feds.

[Mike]

Oh, in the feds. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Isn't that crazy?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Now tell me there's a conspiracy without telling me there's a conspiracy.

[Mike]

Oh, that. To me, that's.

[Jason]

Can I tell you tobacco? No.

[Tyler]

I heard it was A newspaper industry.

[Jason]

I did time with a politician. I'm gonna say who it is. Somebody pretty big. And we got on the subject of why certain drugs are illegal and why some are not. What's the root of all evil?

[Tyler]

Money.

[Jason]

No, besides that.

[Mike]

Besides that.

[Jason]

I'm talking about drugs, alcohol. So let me explain something to you. The reason why alcohol law enforcement really wouldn't have a job, and they wouldn't be able to grow without alcohol. Yeah. Am I right or wrong? Yeah. Okay, so when you get drunk, what do you do?

[Mike]

You want to drink and drive, fight.

[Jason]

You want to fight. You want to abuse your old ladies, Pick fights, go to the bar, drink and drive. You hit and I mean, it just causes insurance claims.

[Mike]

Ashes.

[Jason]

What's the next thing you want to smoke? A cigarette. Yeah. So many people don't smoke until they get a beer in their hand.

[Jimmy]

All things I would do.

[Mike]

Jimmy did these. Jimmy. Jimmy did all these last week. Yeah, everything you just listed.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Tyler]

Think it makes me faster in my car.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, because me an extra 5 horsepower.

[Jason]

So think about it. Now, you want to do drugs. So most. A lot of my buddies don't want to snore coke until they get drinking. Swear to you it was the best thing. They get to the bar, they get to drinking. Then they're calling me up, hey, bro, can I come see you? So it creates so much crime. So now you got into the drug business, you. It creates everything else. Alcohol is the centerpiece. Okay. So it creates everything else. So what's drugs bring? Crime.

[Tyler]

Police.

[Jason]

It brings police. Alcohol brings police. That's the only way. So whenever you. You think about it, okay, somebody smokes marijuana, what do they want to do?

[Tyler]

Chill out. Nothing.

[Jimmy]

Cheetos.

[Tyler]

And they don't want to go there.

[Jason]

Have you ever heard anybody smoke a joint and want to go beat somebody up? Have you ever heard somebody smoke a joint and want to go commit crimes?

[Mike]

Nope.

[Jason]

Have you ever seen anybody smoke, call.

[Mike]

You back, or text you?

[Tyler]

Yeah, they don't even come to work.

[Jason]

Do they do 100 mile an hour down the road?

[Tyler]

No, I. I don't know.

[Mike]

No, they do 12.

[Jimmy]

Do you guys want the one story where I did smoke weed?

[Mike]

Well, you smoked weed one time. Oh, boy.

[Jason]

You did it for a woman, too, didn't you?

[Jimmy]

No, I did not.

[Mike]

Yeah, I did it for Dale.

[Jimmy]

I did it when I was. When I was working for a company I won't name, but it wasn't for the federal government. I was working construction, and my buddy.

[Tyler]

Are they worried they're gonna be like, jimmy Said our company name.

[Jason]

He wanted to kiss him without kissing.

[Jimmy]

Had the grinder and everything, right? He's a good buddy of mine. He's. He's great, dude. His name's Ben, and.

[Tyler]

Oh, D. Out. Ben. Yeah.

[Jason]

Just put him out there.

[Jimmy]

You don't know. You don't even want to know his last name. I'll tell you all.

[Mike]

No, don't tell him. Don't put him out there like that.

[Jimmy]

So. But, like, Ben was like. You know, I was. I was having a pretty rough day. He's like, you.

[Jason]

You're.

[Mike]

This is it, man.

[Jimmy]

You're gonna change your life today.

[Mike]

You're. Change your life.

[Jimmy]

You can either do this, or I'm kicking you off the job site. So I. You know, we. We drove. We're done with the job. We're coming back, and, like, we're both high, and I had never been high before. And we're going down the road in a van in. In the construction van. And there was one of those speed bumps that they don't. There's no sign for the speed bump, and there's no paint for the speed bump.

[Mike]

It was a person.

[Jimmy]

We go. We go over this speed bump at, like, 60.

[Mike]

Bang.

[Jimmy]

We get aired. I'm like, God damn, dude. I just thought I got hit by id.

[Jason]

What the.

[Jimmy]

And so we get back, and I'm smoking a cigarette.

[Jason]

I am.

[Jimmy]

I am gone. And I. I was flicking my cigarette a lot, and I flicked the cherry right into my sock, and I didn't notice it, but I'm smoking. My foot is, like, smoking. And no. My buddy, who's also high, goes, this is awesome. Jimmy, are you on fire? I think you're on fire, dude.

[Mike]

We got to get Jimmy the drink.

[Tyler]

Drink.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's right down the road.

[Tyler]

We keep forgetting they got those THC drinks now, and they just get you high in a can. What. Isn't it crazy legal?

[Jason]

So I'll tell you. It's finished. The one thing. So he told me that.

[Jimmy]

I'm sorry. Jay.

[Jason]

Alcohol. We. Brings no revenue. No. Only on taxes, but it doesn't bring no revenue. Have you. Has law enforcement. Did we bring law enforcement in revenue?

[Mike]

Who?

[Jason]

Weed? No, it doesn't. So my point of it is, is. Yeah.

[Mike]

Pill mills.

[Jason]

Did y' all seized a lot of money from me? Yeah, a lot of money. Yeah. I got hit pretty hard that day at the house, too. I don't know how y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Jimmy]

He's still bitter, by the way. He's still.

[Mike]

I'm gonna. I wasn't there. I Was at the other house.

[Jason]

He was at the other house.

[Tyler]

We're gonna come in here one day and the entire stuff is gonna be wiped out.

[Mike]

Unless they. There's something I don't know about. It wasn't over a million.

[Jason]

No, it was only like 400.

[Mike]

It was like. Between the two of you, it was like 800 grand.

[Jason]

Yeah, I was like almost a half a million at mine. But it wasn't. That wasn't including the bank accounts, everything.

[Mike]

To do with that.

[Jason]

You know what I'm saying? Like, we're talking about. That was a pretty good hit that day. And I was just about to hide that money to the day before. I know my mom, so I'll tell you.

[Mike]

Mom, I know.

[Jason]

So listen. So I had. I was in the garage cutting this PVC pipe up, right? Cutting it in half, like six inch. And she's like, what are you doing? I said, I'm about to bury some money. She's like, where? I said, you see them three bags of that fresh playground sand? I said, I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna dig a hole in her playground real quick, and I'm gonna bury it in there because I need it in the next month or so, and I don't want to take it too far. And then what I was going to do is take buckets and put the sand in there so they didn't see it mixing the dirt. And then I was going to put that dirt in there and put new, fresh sand on top of it because there'll sandbox. And she was like, well, that's the first place that I would look.

[Mike]

I'm like, we wouldn't look there.

[Jason]

I know you wouldn't have. So they didn't look there either. So I was like, yeah, I'll deal with it later. And I left and I forgot to deal with it. And then they hit me and then took all my money or cash that.

[Mike]

I had at the house.

[Tyler]

Did you have charges on him or just. You take everything?

[Mike]

Federally indicted?

[Jason]

Yeah, man.

[Tyler]

Oh, that was when he got indicted.

[Mike]

Two states.

[Jason]

Yeah, two states. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Thanks, Mike.

[Mike]

I was at his buddy's house. The rat?

[Jason]

Yeah, the rat.

[Mike]

The rat's house.

[Jason]

The rat.

[Mike]

I'll give it to him. He's. Hey. He's the only one that didn't say, man.

[Jason]

Listen, dude.

[Mike]

So the only one.

[Jason]

That's so funny you say that, because Jesse, he literally. When. I'll never forget when they told us that we were going to be arrested at the house in Atlanta and they handcuffed Us. I look back and he faints. I was like, oh, boy.

[Jimmy]

You lock his knees.

[Mike]

Next thing you know, he's getting a bucket of chicken and mountain. Like, man, these guys are all right. Wait, wait, wait.

[Jimmy]

I feel like that was a shot at me. Was that a shot at me?

[Jason]

No, no, no, no.

[Mike]

When you get the informants to food.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There's memes like the dude sitting in the interview room. Yeah. But.

[Jimmy]

But if you remember the live.

[Mike]

No, it wasn't.

[Jimmy]

I was eating the bucket of Mountain Dew.

[Mike]

I almost said something I shouldn't have said, so I was had to navigate that.

[Tyler]

Mountain Dew.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Grape soda.

[Jason]

So is there a protocol? Handcuffing in front or back?

[Mike]

The feds will put them up front. The stable.

[Jason]

So he puts me up front and he. And he doesn't put me in the back. I'm in the front seat of a F150.

[Tyler]

Dude, troopers and feds do that all the time. If you wanted to end both of Yalls lives, you could have right there. Like, all right, it. I'm gonna take my chances.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I'm in the front seat too, there. So we pull through the drive thru at McDonald's or Burger King. And I was like, whoa, bro. I'm like, damn. I even get a meal. And he goes, now you get to watch me eat.

[Tyler]

And he puts you in the front seat.

[Mike]

Just.

[Jimmy]

What is this, Raylan Givens?

[Mike]

Was Jesse with you?

[Jason]

No, he was in the other vehicle.

[Jimmy]

It's like.

[Jason]

So they put me in the. In. They put us in the. Both the interrogation rooms. And now he's like, so that one comes in. He says, so what's up? You know, he does this thing or whatever. And I looked at him, I said, who are you again? He said, I'm such and such. And I'm like, can I talk to your boss, please? I was like, you ain't big enough.

[Jimmy]

I want your manager.

[Jason]

So, you know, I'm just with him. So then he gets up and leaves, and they send somebody else in there. Like he was the main guy or whatever. He's like, do you realize what your co defendants over there doing?

[Mike]

Of course, that's the trick.

[Jason]

And I'm like, what is he doing? He's like, oh, boy. He's singing like a bird. I said, what kind of bird? The red bird, blue bird? Like, I don't understand. What kind of bird is he singing like heater. Well, that's what I told him. He says, oh, you got jokes, don't you? And I'm like, no, I'm just trying to figure out what kind of bird he is. And he's like, okay, because you're gonna see. And he just left the room. And nobody ever came back to my room. And they left me in there. I was missing for three days. No, four days. I was missing four days and never got a shower. Never got a room, never got a bed, Never got nothing. Just put me, dude. They moved me from county jail to county jail and holding tanks.

[Tyler]

You want to know something crazy? You want to know that the type of guy I am. There was a dude. I mean, I think it was a murder charge. And I was a transporting cop for investigators, and I was babysitting him in the interrogation room. And I'm. And. And I'm outside on my phone off. You know, and he not being a good cop. Yeah. He goes, hey. And I go inside. I'm like, what's up, man? I have no relationship to him. He's another human being to me. And he goes, dude, it's cold in here. I've been here for four hours. I'm like, damn, it is cold in here. And I was like, let me keep. I'm gonna keep the door open here. There's no thermostat. I'm just gonna keep the door open. So. And then they came up to me like, it's purposely cold in there. We're trying to make him uncomfortable. This isn't the Marriott. We want him uncomfortable. I was like, my bad, dude. The guy said he was cold.

[Mike]

Wait till the lights go out and the phone books come in.

[Jason]

So I'll tell you. I'll tell you a funny story.

[Mike]

So it's ugly in there.

[Jason]

So we. He puts me in this holding tank, right? So, you know, I'm in a holding tank where everybody's coming and going, you know, coming in the jail, and I gotta sit in the main holding tank. So I'm just watching people go and come for three days. And so listen, the first guy comes in, he's over there in the corner, and he's like, hey, man, keep an eye out. What's going on? I'm like, keep an eye on. He's over digging in his ass, pulls out a pill bottle, and he's like, hey, you want to get high with me? I'm like, where did that come from? He's like, oh, dude, I knew I was coming. I got prepared. Oh. So he. Dude, he was over there digging in there a pill bottle, Pulls that thing out, dude. And he had everything in that you could think about, and he was just Getting messed up the whole time.

[Mike]

No.

[Jason]

How many people y' all catch going in the county, Joe doing that?

[Mike]

Yeah, not many in the county. I mean, usually they're going short term. It's not prison.

[Jason]

No, no, he wasn't going to prison. He just knew.

[Mike]

Yo, you were in the local.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Outside Atlanta, right?

[Jason]

No. Yeah, I was in Atlanta, dude. I was in one of the worst county jails there, too, man. It was rough. Bad, bad. I was the only white boy in there. Oh, man, I didn't get messed with because everybody was too much fighting on themselves. All the gangs and stuff. I just sit there and watch. But, man, I. Yeah, you stay to yourself.

[Mike]

Feel good cop, bad cut, you make it cold. The whole uncomfortable.

[Jimmy]

So this is. This is like, you know, not like the. The really cerebral. Like, let me tell you.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Your life is completely.

[Mike]

It depends on. It depends on the case. And we were talking about that on the drive today with the read technique and the way you interview people. But in a case like his, that initial interview is really not big. You get the feds to give you the proper statement. You're gonna have to talk or not. Like, it's a huge don't state system. In a state. In a wiretap, you really don't have to say much either. Everything's been recorded for months. Like, if every phone call is recorded and dictated, it's all there. There's no discovery in the Fed system, so the defense attorney has no edge on it.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Mike]

No discovery or depositions? There are no depositions of feds, either.

[Jason]

Yeah. So you're done. No, no, you get a little bit of discovery, Brady, but nothing like what you do in the state. So state arrests you and builds a case. Feds build a case, then they arrest you.

[Mike]

So. And they had your attorney, like, 400 books of documents of the system.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I would want to.

[Mike]

They don't have to organize anything in the Feds. They just hand you, like, here they gave us disc.

[Jason]

It was over a million. That million files of disc.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's. That's one of those situations where, like, I hear you say it. YouTube laugh. And I go, is it really, like it.

[Mike]

Is it really crazy like that?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I heard that the feds only they win, like, 99 of their cases.

[Mike]

They won't go to trial if they're going to lose. I've lost one. Actually, the only case I ever lost. Drug case, was in the Fed on a trafficking case, but the only one I ever love. But they're so stacked against you in.

[Jason]

The federal court system, it's just because they. They give people so much time. That's the reason why. Other than that, they don't. You know what I'm saying, dude?

[Jimmy]

Like, you know the. The graduate level degree we're getting?

[Mike]

Picking the plug, man. You're gonna hear it all.

[Jason]

Listen, so. He was so funny. Did I sing anything about Seattle, Washington, the mayor out there? Or did you send it to me where she's allowing all the drugs? And I was like, damn, no, yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, we talked about it here.

[Jason]

I was like, bro, dude, I'm moving.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what he said.

[Jason]

I'm going.

[Mike]

We covered it on. Maybe I cup. Did we cover it on here? Yes. Open use of drugs in Seattle.

[Jason]

Yeah, that was. That was drug dealers paradox, man.

[Mike]

That was like a month ago.

[Jason]

You sure? I don't think I talked about it on here.

[Jimmy]

I. I remember.

[Mike]

No, he wasn't here.

[Jason]

I was gonna say.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I'm like, oh, man, what are you talking about? That. You know, how you move with a company and you grow places and you expand. As soon as mayors say that stuff too back. If it was back in the day, I'd be gone.

[Tyler]

Oh, you'd be up there. What, would you just do business up there? Would you move up there and establish.

[Jason]

I would. I would. I would have my house here, but I would transfer back and forth. I'd go up there and try to establish business and, you know, and get in the.

[Tyler]

What. What's it. I mean, is it like the movies if you are that high up? Is it just lunches with. With regular people, really, no threat, or are you going into like the den and strapped, like worrying about.

[Jason]

I feel like. I feel like in the. When you're in the lower end, it's like that, but once you make it to the top, it's not. You're dealing with people that don't want to have no heat. Yeah, I've never had a carry nothing. Like, I didn't deal. If I had to do that, then. No, that's like going into the hood or some type of like, small stuff to do business, like trying to get a couple ounces or something.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're dealing with the savages, the users.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not that. You're just dealing with small timers that are robbers and hustlers and stuff. So when you start buying bricks and stuff, you're dealing with people that don't want no heat.

[Jimmy]

When you savages are they like, you know, sharpening his.

[Jason]

His.

[Mike]

His biggest mistake was aligning himself with one person.

[Jason]

Yes. Zack Rose.

[Mike]

Zach Rose.

[Jason]

Horrible.

[Mike]

It. It'd be like bringing a. And that.

[Tyler]

Just.

[Mike]

Just can't keep up. Can't do anything right.

[Tyler]

Oh yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah.

[Mike]

That he. He aligned himself with that guy and that was your downfall.

[Jason]

Twice.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Let me hit these super chats real quick. Oh, Lawson's CC says it. It's W4 win. Not with. Stop it, Mom. That's. He was talking about being on your show.

[Mike]

Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

Colt. For the boys to get me candies.

[Mike]

That's the new. I'm out of gas tonight. I'll get home too late.

[Tyler]

Brady says for the boys to eat off the dollar menu.

[Mike]

Amen.

[Tyler]

God damn pride.

[Mike]

Ass in.

[Tyler]

Got. Got a face full of titanium typo. Oh, got a face full. Gotcha. Okay. And the prostitute with 20 bucks. Stay warm, boys. It's negative 12 degrees here in Minnesota. Negative 44 with windshield.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was dollar menu shirt.

[Tyler]

The McTuggy distractionary.

[Jimmy]

Wait, it's got to be distractionary.

[Mike]

I mean, how cool. How cool. She even has a dollar.

[Tyler]

Men.

[Mike]

You most go to bed. You. You had to get my. At least she got the menu, man. I'm pretty lucky. I'm not complaining.

[Jason]

I guess you'd have call it welfare when you have to take care of yourself every night.

[Mike]

No, I don't have to. I don't have to. I refuse, man. I refuse the bread line. That McDonald's is open 24 hours in the hood, man. 24 hours. There's always somebody at the. In the kitchen, man.

[Jimmy]

Sid with the dick dash.

[Mike]

Jimmy over there, man. The dick dash.

[Jimmy]

Hey, man, it's. It's the Dale.

[Tyler]

It's the Dale. It's just.

[Mike]

I've never. That's all. No where I see. You drink beer at the brewery.

[Jason]

They didn't sell.

[Mike]

Right before you spin their cup. You had a couple beers, but I washed it out. Have you ever seen that clip? Which one?

[Tyler]

Oh, no, probably not, because he doesn't watch your social. He just accepts collabs, moves on.

[Jason]

Smart.

[Mike]

That's what I do too.

[Tyler]

Keep it moving.

[Mike]

That's what I do too.

[Tyler]

We go to a brewery and we do a live show. So you know, breweries are. They're usually in gentrified areas.

[Jason]

This is one over in Tampa, right?

[Tyler]

No, St. Petersburg.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, here's the thing. It's on the south side, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was in the hood.

[Jimmy]

It was in the hood.

[Tyler]

But that. That three blocks was gentrified.

[Mike]

Yeah, there's a golf place, the brewery, the trap dudes on bikes.

[Tyler]

So you know, breweries are typically, like, uppity. Yeah. And they have these pint glasses that they serve. They're. Me.

[Mike]

Yeah. Something's hitting me good. Do you. That is.

[Tyler]

That is like. That is like a mean girl going, oh, did you just fart?

[Mike]

Go ahead, man.

[Tyler]

In the middle of a story.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Tyler]

You're spitting on me. Go ahead, though.

[Jason]

Anyways.

[Mike]

Go ahead. Yeah, that was for today. Good.

[Tyler]

And Jimmy finishes his pint glass and decides to put a wad of grizzly in his mouth. Takes the bar pint glass and starts.

[Mike]

On live stream in front of everybody. It was great.

[Tyler]

A pint glass. Like a glass.

[Jimmy]

I washed it out.

[Jason]

Hold on. So you know.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I washed it out.

[Jason]

Back pages. Remember back pages back in the day?

[Mike]

I do remember.

[Tyler]

What's that?

[Mike]

Where you found the girls.

[Jason]

Back pages where you would hire hookers on there.

[Mike]

Like, remember Craigslist had the hookers before and when Craigslist went down around the same time.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Backpack. I never heard of that.

[Mike]

Now it's. What's the other one? I don't skip the games dot com or something. There's a couple of them.

[Jason]

I was pissed when they shut it down because I. Dude, that was my best thing. So back in the day. Funny that you.

[Mike]

I got a story scraping the barrel. Listen, didn't do drugs, but he needed a lot of penicillin.

[Jason]

Listen to what I say. So, like, say for instance, you're like. Tyler's like, I'll be like, tyler, what you doing today? No, man, my old lady done went.

[Mike]

To the, you know, dollar Men.

[Jason]

I'd be like, oh, really? How long she been gone? I don't know, 15 minutes. So she'll be gone for a couple hours. I'm like, okay, cool. So I call up some girls on back Page. I'm like, hey, go to this address. And listen, do not let him tell you to leave. I'm gonna be there. You're gonna get paid triple if you. You know what him. And they're like, okay, dude. He would. My boys would be calling me, like, man. So I sing girl.

[Mike]

Yes, dude.

[Jason]

I do it all the time. I used to do it all the time. I used to pay girls all kinds of money to show up at my buddy's house with our ladies and stuff and make them. So then I show up. So this is the funny part. Talking about spinning something. So I ordered these.

[Mike]

Okay, Okay.

[Jimmy]

I spit in a glass.

[Mike]

I don't know. Did Was spit in a pine.

[Tyler]

How am I getting roped into this?

[Jason]

So listen. So this girl Shows up, right? So she's like. She tells me on the phone. I'm like, listen, there's. There's gonna be a couple guys. There's her, you know, you got any friends? And she goes, well, I got an aunt. I'm like, what's an aunt look like? He's like, mid-40s. She's not bad. I'm like, bring aunt. Who cares?

[Tyler]

Bring your dad an aunt.

[Jason]

Family affair. They show up, right? So my boy's sitting there like, dude, who's knocking on my door? She was supposed to be there before I got there, right? And I told her, I said, it better be you in the picture, because if it's not, I said, then I'm turning you around. So she shows up. I'm like, didn't I tell you it was supposed to be you? And she goes, no, no, it is. I swear to God.

[Mike]

Look.

[Jason]

She says the. This is me before crack, and this is me now after crack. And I'm like, oh, my God. So she comes into the house, right? And she has a four Loco. So this girl. My boys are chalking out, you know, lines, doing some stuff, and she's like, hey, you mind if I get one? And they're like, yeah, I don't know. I think she's like, well, I want to cook it up.

[Mike]

Oh, boy.

[Jason]

So we're like, what in the world? So she's like, let me go use the bathroom. So I took her Ford Loco and.

[Mike]

I filled it up, Peed in it.

[Jason]

Yeah, dude, it went, like, from cold to warm.

[Tyler]

Oh, God.

[Jason]

Do she drink the whole thing?

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Jimmy]

Brother, that is not even remotely the same as me.

[Mike]

No, but it's a great segue to a really up story.

[Jason]

You gotta realize is that's where I get ate up, J. Because I did dumb and I was so.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's, like, really bad.

[Jason]

You know what I'm saying? But the point of it is, is that, you know, I would play pranks on people. Like, when I was young, I used to pick up hookers off Avenue d. So it's 16 years old, and we see how long we can keep them back in the truck.

[Mike]

Truck just driving around.

[Jason]

If there's a red light, I go through the parking lot, make right hand turn so they couldn't I stop, get out. I got pulled over by a cop, and they tried to take me to jail over it. At 16 years old for soliciting. I told him, I said, I ain't soliciting. He says, dude, we're just picking them up. See how long it takes for him to jump out.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Jason]

I was a messed up individual. Like I said, I'm a criminal, dude. Like straight up.

[Jimmy]

I. I have no problems with this. I mean, this just sounds like something that, that, that army guys would do.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know you're up when you got Jimmy Stump. Jimmy was like speechless. You dump Jimmy. And I know Jimmy's done some. He's like, I don't think I ever watched it. I don't think I ever pissed into 4 loco and then drove a hooker around the back of a pickup.

[Jimmy]

No, I didn't do that.

[Mike]

No, I've done some.

[Jason]

So I. Allen's I. I did something, Alan. I show up and he's cooking them deer meat and all kinds of stuff, dude. And this girl's running around naked and. And she's like, dude, I get paid tripled if I, you know, f you and I get paid triple. And he' you're not getting paid nothing today.

[Jimmy]

How come you didn't get involved in like shine and like that Moonshine?

[Mike]

Yeah, it doesn't pay as much as cocaine.

[Jason]

No, it doesn't. Moonshine doesn't make that much.

[Tyler]

Well, he's like, I don't live in the mountains.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, still go do it for Dale. There's a reason why you wouldn't have.

[Mike]

Had you live 50 years ago back.

[Jimmy]

In the dude, he would have smuggled.

[Mike]

He would have smuggled anything thing.

[Jimmy]

You imagine him.

[Jason]

Dude, I had grow houses. I used to do. Listen, me and a guy in town, we smuggled steroids from Texas Laredo one time.

[Jimmy]

Now you can just do what Mike does.

[Jason]

So back in 2001. So 2001, I just got out of juvenile prison. I was only out two months. And we went to Laredo, Texas and got about $75,000 worth of steroids. And I got pulled over coming out of Houston. We were on I10, coming east on I10. And they pulled us over like 2 o' clock in the morning.

[Tyler]

And wait, what do cops know? Steroids wasn't on my checklist of stuff to look for.

[Mike]

No.

[Jason]

So they had to know because the dude I was with was pretty big. I wasn't. I just got out juvenile.

[Tyler]

So I was pretty cut up. I don't use any drugs, sir.

[Jason]

So they kind of knew. I don't know how they knew or what was going on, but they were questioning us really hard because we had Florida plates and stuff coming. It was two o' clock in the morning and I, we. I had hit it in the headlines liner of the car. They tore everything apart in that car. I mean, everything.

[Tyler]

That was a tip. Somebody was listening to you and said.

[Jason]

Dude, I mean, they popped our. Our door panels. They tore everything apart.

[Tyler]

You know how many times I've done that? As a. As a black and white? Just say it's coming. And the phone calls are. I mean, you know, the phone calls are quick. Hey, if you can get him, he's coming down. Blah, blah, blah. He's getting off the ramp. You see the car, you pull it over. That's all you're. They're going to. Might be in there. And then that's it. That's all the agent says to you?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And as a street cop, if you get it, it's yours.

[Mike]

A lot of time, a lot of times, really, you don't know. Yeah. What would happen is there's a lot.

[Jason]

Of times when they're on a wire, it's informant.

[Mike]

They don't want to disclose the wire, but they want to.

[Jason]

They want to.

[Mike]

They call it tickling the wire. So I wanted to stop you and see if you got on the phone.

[Jimmy]

That's free.

[Mike]

If you got on the phone and talked about what happened. So we didn't want to disclose the case, so we called a street cop and just said, hey, man, find something on this car. Stop it. It's probably in there. And that's all the information you got?

[Tyler]

That's it.

[Mike]

Nothing else.

[Tyler]

And you don't call them when you're done.

[Mike]

You're nothing.

[Tyler]

You just. You take. You do it like you just got a brick of heroin. You're like.

[Mike]

And that's what you said, like, you got a finagle a little bit. That's where you, like. I saw a guy get fired for doing that, and they actually arrested him for like, like, lying. He didn't. He just didn't disclose the phone call, which to me is like, he's doing the right thing. Yes, he's lying, but he's just saying he still had probable cause. He still stopped the car for a traffic violation, but they found out he's getting ticked off by agents and other people. And he didn't disclose that.

[Tyler]

But he's probably told Don't.

[Mike]

Yeah, but he.

[Tyler]

Our super.

[Mike]

Still lying. You're still lying.

[Jason]

You're supposed to turn it over for the attorneys.

[Tyler]

I wondered how these reports read to the average person. You're the average person. You're reading this police report. It, you know, this cop's got seven years experience on the road. I pulled this car over for running a Red light. And then upon search of the vehicle, I found this in the air.

[Mike]

In the air vent of the engine.

[Tyler]

You typically search the air vents.

[Jason]

So I'll tell you. So I. I did a video on my social media. I do a lot of videos of stuff I've learned through the years. And I always tell people, you know, how you know if your phone's tapped? How do you tell if you know? I mean, if you're doing something, if you're. If you're wondering if your phone's tapped.

[Tyler]

Wait, let me guess.

[Mike]

I know how to do it.

[Tyler]

All right?

[Jason]

I think I said, if you're a.

[Jimmy]

Criminal, you'll probably just.

[Mike]

Yeah. I call Tyler and say, hey, man, it's all here. Meet me at Walmart. Yeah, and we go sit at Walmart. We wait for all the unmarked cars.

[Jason]

So what you do is it gets even better. You got to go a little more depth than that, because they're going to be watching. So I pretty much get on the phone and tell my boy, like, hey, man, listen, dude, I got what you, you, you, what you're looking for. Meet me at Walmart around, you know, in the next hour. Show up, act like I give them a little package, you know, have something like, hey, man, just, you know, throw it in the thing. We sit and chat for a minute. We pull away. You're gonna call in a marked vehicle. Yeah, they're gonna pull me over, and.

[Tyler]

That'S when they say, there might be something in there. We don't know.

[Jason]

Yes. So what you do is you set them up. And I tell people all the time, like, because I go live and I do stuff on Tick Tock and these videos, people hit me up and I'm like, listen, I don't suggest it, but if you really think your phone's being tapped. I said, get on the phone. Be like, hey, dude, I got what you're looking for. Dude, meet me at Walmart in like an hour. And I.

[Mike]

And bring him a ham sandwich.

[Jason]

Bring some food and hand it to them, you know, like, have a McDonald's bag and set it in the thing and act like you take something back or whatever. And then you drive off separate ways. I said, you're gonna get pulled over. If they're. If I've been actually doing the.

[Mike]

Yeah, I've been duped on that one. We used to get caught, like, go to Walmart. These two. Can you stop the guys? And there's not a. It's a rental car. Not a speck of dirt in it. They're just like, glad, man. Tear it apart. You're like, I got you good, man.

[Tyler]

You got me.

[Mike]

Like, all right, man. I got you, D. I know you're listening. I'm like, all right, man.

[Tyler]

You got me.

[Mike]

Like, off we go.

[Jason]

And the next thing is. So then the next one is a no detain order. So you ever hear the story talking about, man, I had a. A foot. I had a kilo cocaine in the car, and they didn't arrest me, and I know they seen it or I have an out in there. Oh, yeah. So I had a. No detain. Not a lot of people get them. You have to be a big fish. No detained. So no. The only way they can arrest.

[Tyler]

Oh, they want to keep working you.

[Jason]

You. If I unalive somebody. So all they're doing is building a case. So say, for instance, and if you.

[Tyler]

Come off the street, their case stops.

[Jason]

Yes.

[Tyler]

So they don't want you.

[Jason]

They don't want you arrested.

[Mike]

We don't want them change it. Well, you're gonna change your phone, because.

[Jimmy]

I thought you guys would know.

[Jason]

You guys are the. Well, he does. So my I. My source tells me, and they're like, jason, listen, you have no detainer on you. I'm like, what? I run the brook. I'm like, brooke, is this the real thing? She goes, yeah, it's a real thing. I've never seen nobody have one, but it's real. So I was like, unicorn, bro.

[Mike]

I was like, motherfucker's like, ding. Here goes. Here goes.

[Jason]

So I was like, dude, let's. We gotta go try this thing out. And they were like, what are you gonna do? I said, I don't know. So we. I'll never forget, we were at a red light, and there was a McDonald's on the corner, and there was a cop there. I was like, let's try it out right here. And I just start blue smoking. It's sideways through the intersection. Red light, right? I mean, right through a red light, sideways. It's like 9 o' clock at night. That cop came down, chased me. There was like five or six cars behind me because I flew past a lot of cars. He come past all of them, got right up on my ass, dude. Ran my tag and literally turned off at the next. I've never seen one of those turned off.

[Tyler]

I was like, oh, I wouldn't know. Did not stop the car.

[Mike]

There's that. And. And I'll tell you, Is there a code during a.

[Tyler]

Or is it just.

[Mike]

It's in this system, but one of the Coolest things to do during a wire is same similar thing as we knew. Like, we had one of our targets went to Miami and picked up, like, 24 ounces of cocaine. We knew it was in the car. Pull them over on 95. Esther, search the car. Oh, yeah, Cool. Take all the drugs and never say a word about it. Don't tell him you took it. Don't say a word. Put them back in the car. You're like, all right, ma'. Am. Have a good night. The phone call that follows, I'll never forget the phone call. The dude calls the drug dealer, and he's like, hey, man, you know how it goes in the drug game. You have to have receipts if you get ripped.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Hey, man. He's like, yeah. He's like, quarter keys out the car. He's like, what? And he's like, they took it. He's like, who took it? The cops took. He's like, how the. Are you calling me? He's like, they let me go. They're like, wait. It's like it turns into a. Like, we used to do little games like that. So we would stop him. What similar. Yeah, we do it all the time.

[Jason]

Because you knew he'd call his plug.

[Mike]

You have to. Yeah. You can go to Miami and pick up. You pick up, you know, hearing this. Quarter kilo. Cocaine. They're driving back. You stop them for it. Take the drugs and just look them dead in the face, shake their hand, say, hey, man, have a good night. You get in the car and drive away, and they're looking at each other.

[Jason]

And they're standing on the side of the road.

[Mike]

They're like, so I get a receipt. You're like, receipt for what? You're like, oh, yeah. Because they're not. They're trying to. They don't want to tell you the drugs were there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

They have no idea what's going on. You just in plain view. You carry the drugs away in front.

[Jason]

Of them, arrest them later.

[Mike]

Don't. Yeah, it's all part of the case. You know, you already got you.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Mike]

That's at the end when you know you got them, start playing games with them. So you just go take their drug that is dirty, and you take it like it four counties away.

[Jason]

But you want another problem, though. This is the crazy thing about it is you can give a drug dealer every sign that he's under investigation, and he don't know when.

[Mike]

They won't stop. They won't stop.

[Jason]

And they're like, man, I. You know, and then afterwards all the red flags are like, dude, remember that time I got pulled over? Remember this? Remember that? It's like, bro, dude, everybody wants you.

[Jimmy]

That's. That's what you talked about, right, Jay? That's the dopamine that you were chasing.

[Tyler]

Not.

[Jason]

It's my high.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I could.

[Jason]

I couldn't. It was the high that you're blind. Like, money makes you blind. That makes you blind. It's to the point where you think. It's not that you're untouchable, you just the highest. The addiction is so bad that you cannot stop.

[Jimmy]

There's. There's something. And I think it's more prevalent with men than women. I mean, not to get serious because we're having a good time, but, like.

[Mike]

Very prevalent among men and women.

[Jimmy]

But, like, dude, like, like, we, like. We like dangerous games. We just like dangerous.

[Jason]

You sure you're gay for the stay?

[Jimmy]

I, I, I, I. I enjoyed doing this.

[Mike]

Jimmy having a hard time answering this.

[Tyler]

Place.

[Jason]

The clutch. And he's over there stuttering, johnny, grab it up.

[Jimmy]

I, I love doing hits, man.

[Mike]

I loved it.

[Jimmy]

I.

[Jason]

You love doing hits? What do you mean, hits? We were talking about.

[Jimmy]

We're talking about what?

[Mike]

Gwad hits.

[Tyler]

Like, Iraq stuff.

[Mike]

Jimmy likes killing people.

[Jimmy]

I didn't say nothing about that.

[Tyler]

What'd you hit, man?

[Mike]

This is.

[Tyler]

This is.

[Jimmy]

Like, he's.

[Mike]

I enjoyed it on the other side, the same way he enjoyed it, I enjoyed, like, you know, doing that. We rip. There's 30 grand on the back seat of a car. We just take it, walk away, and they're calling her, these crooked deals. Got my 30 grand. He didn't say a word. And of course, it's all evidence. It's going in evident, but we just would take it out.

[Jason]

You got blame for a lot of people.

[Mike]

Yeah, because they have to show, you know, it's. It, you know, you bit him.

[Tyler]

If somebody said, hold on. I have a question before you answer that. If in the drug game, is it, like, better to go, the cops took it. Here's the receipt. You've gotta have something that the cops.

[Jason]

You have to.

[Tyler]

If I walked up to you and I was like, jay, what do you.

[Jimmy]

Take a selfie with the clothes?

[Tyler]

Hold on. I'm asking. If I walked up to you, I was like, jay, it's all gone. Is it better to have a receipt saying the sheriff's office took it? Or goes, I'm telling you, that Duke's guy.

[Mike]

It's. Both are bad. Because one, they're gonna wonder why you're not in jail.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Mike]

If you're not in jail, they're gonna think, did you rip me off? I'm gonna be like, what are you talking no man's land?

[Jason]

Like, what are you talking about, dude? Like, lift your shirt up. Like, let's go get. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, how many times I put this way? The DEA said they were never able to get a wire on me because that's how. I wouldn't say paranoid, but I knew my circle. I stayed to my circle, and any time. And I had a lot of people on the inside giving me a lot of intel. So anytime anything come up like that, so I was pretty safe on that end. But anytime I expected anything crazy, dude, I was always lifting their shirt up, pat them down. I'd be like, whoa, what's up, man? It just says, like, what the. And they get mad. And I've always said the people to get mad are usually ones that are wearing it.

[Tyler]

But what would you do if that much dope went missing?

[Jason]

It did.

[Mike]

Well, you watch movies.

[Jason]

We had $2 million. We had $2 million. Take.

[Mike]

People get killed.

[Tyler]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jason]

Like, 2 million.

[Tyler]

I know you would ever admit to anything on a podcast, but, like, was it a big deal if that much dope went missing?

[Mike]

You died. People died over that kind of stuff.

[Jason]

2 million.

[Mike]

Imagine I show up to you and I say, they took. They ripped me. The cops stopped me and took the 2 million. Okay, why aren't you in jail?

[Jason]

It was.

[Mike]

So answer that question. Well, they just let me. They just let me go. So you're working with them? No. No. Then you stole my money. Like, what's the answer? I need the answer. Imagine a guy who's like, I owe a guy 4 million and I need that.

[Tyler]

Anyone knew the counter mindset to go, no. They probably did.

[Jason]

No, it was right at 3 million. So let me tell you how it works. 1.9 million got taken in cash, okay? So we were making shipments. So we were running. We were running 500 to a thousand pounds of marijuana a month, okay, From California to Florida and some other places. The money was coming out of New York, going to the Northern Triangle, okay? In California. They would never take the weed. It was always the money they took. They allowed the weed to come get sold. And then they took 1.9 million. So we had to scramble up some cash to make another run. So we did it at a different area, and they hit that. So I knew right then and there somebody on the inside was Working. Because how did they know about the second money shipments?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So right then there told me something was going on. And I'm like, dude, we just got hit for. For $3 million. And I'm like, what the is going on? And one of them said that Mike knocked on his door. So right there made a red flag. And I said, mike, are. Did you ever knock on this guy? He's like, no, I don't know who he is. And I'm like, I'm telling you, that's.

[Mike]

How I got blamed for. They used my name in so many instances.

[Tyler]

What, you asked him later on down the road in life?

[Jason]

No, no. Yeah.

[Mike]

I don't even know. I don't even know who the guy in my life. I would tell you.

[Jason]

I just asked him. In the last six months, I'm like, bro, did you ever knock on this person's door and he's like, who? And I show him a picture. He's like, never. And he asked where he lived and he's like, no, but my point of it is, is the fact that now I look at him like, so what do you mean? And he got hit. Brooke had to represent him. And he. Because I. We. I had Brooke on payroll for all my people.

[Tyler]

You're a lawyer.

[Mike]

Lawyer.

[Jason]

She was on payroll for everything. So, like, pretty much we all had her ready to go at all, at any cost. Like, didn't matter where we were at. She was coming to us. And he knows. Yeah, like, she's gangster.

[Tyler]

So I got a lawyer on payroll for all my people too. But it's for gay Navy SEALs that get. But hurt.

[Jason]

Oh, the one that's.

[Mike]

Yeah, the one suing us. Suing them. Super chat.

[Jason]

How do I get involved in that lawsuit? I'd love to be. Because that'd be for entertainment.

[Mike]

Do episode about.

[Tyler]

Just do an episode.

[Mike]

Do it together. We'll do an episode.

[Jason]

Sue us.

[Mike]

Yeah, we'll do it together.

[Jason]

But the thing is. Here's the great thing about it is, is you should have used me because I got a 3.9 million dollar judgment against me from the feds. So you can't sue me when you can, but the feds get their money first, and it's a lifetime judgment.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I remember you telling me.

[Jason]

So, like, just use me for dumb stuff.

[Tyler]

Keep it on.

[Mike]

I was wondering if you're gonna take it off.

[Jimmy]

I did it on purpose to see if you guys would.

[Mike]

I did it.

[Jason]

I'm like, yeah, you're keeping the condom on. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Six Jedi. 20 bucks for next week, boys. Are you not gonna be with us?

[Mike]

Bro, I'm not gonna be here. I'm sick.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Just don't not show up. That's all I ask.

[Jason]

Where's the number at Scene. Don't forget these days.

[Mike]

Don't forget Friday.

[Jason]

Oh, I see.

[Mike]

Friday. I'm out.

[Tyler]

What's Friday?

[Mike]

Next Friday. No, no ba Appointment.

[Tyler]

That's what it's like. Next Friday, Friday after Citizen on your crew is that. I got doctor's appointment, man.

[Jimmy]

I got dental dog.

[Jason]

I'm going to la.

[Tyler]

Mike's got a. What is it for your knee?

[Mike]

Yeah, that. Rove here with an injured knee.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Mike]

For the benefit of the company.

[Jason]

What are you talking about? I thought everything was self driving these days.

[Mike]

What? Oh, yeah, it drives itself. But dude, that day I came was like this, man.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Tyler]

You'D be like big bad Mike.

[Mike]

On there.

[Jason]

I had to put it on the story.

[Mike]

It looked like a Jimmy came running out. Mike, Mike, Mike, what are you doing? I was like, let me carry you.

[Jimmy]

It's like. It's like Platoon.

[Mike]

It was bad, bad. Hey, my legs grew that day, dude. I should have took a picture. It was huge.

[Tyler]

Hey, hey, Lewis. Lewis, real quick.

[Mike]

Lewis doesn't even answer.

[Tyler]

Lewis, is there any effects on there that can make us sound like we're in a hallway?

[Mike]

There's no sound stuff, is there there?

[Tyler]

I. I wanna. I'm trying to get my pod. I saw a podcast the other day, came about three days ago and they sounded like they were in a hallway.

[Jason]

You had to have. I think I have a. The board.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, it was a. No, Lewis, you're missing. No, I'm not trying to sound like I'm in a hallway list. I'm.

[Mike]

He's so. I don't know if.

[Tyler]

Mike, we can't see each other.

[Mike]

Those are the only.

[Tyler]

The top podcasts sound like they're in cafe.

[Jason]

We're gonna.

[Mike]

If.

[Jason]

If they do another Kings rally here soon, we're gonna have some great.

[Mike]

We're going together.

[Jason]

So I go to every one of them. I go to every one of them. I don't know if you know, I want to go.

[Mike]

We went.

[Tyler]

We were in Philly when they were doing one, but we were too.

[Mike]

We got beat up.

[Jason]

I get beat up every time.

[Mike]

He got hit by an old lady.

[Jason]

Dude. It's all old ladies. They beat me up. Keep going. So the cops rest her. So listen, I'm the only one that goes. Everybody will tell you in my hometown. He's seen the videos. Like I go and with these people non stop. Like, I'm the worst person. I don't care. You can. You can dox me, people. Anything I do, whatever. I. I don't care about nothing. Like, I've already been through the worst. I've been kidnapped in other countries, I've been shot out. I've been chased around a car unloading a clip on me. You name it, it's happened to me. I don't care.

[Mike]

Can I. Can we play the video?

[Jason]

Yeah, hold on.

[Tyler]

Is that you getting beat up?

[Mike]

No, I got the video at the rally.

[Tyler]

Oh, hold on, hold on.

[Jason]

So listen to this stuff. So this lady gets caught assaulting me. So they charge her. They want to give her a felony. And I'm like, no, dude, just like, I'm not doing a film part of the game. So, like, they're like a misdemeanor. And I'm like, dude, how about drop charge? We're not dropping charges. Well, then they drop the charges afterwards because of whatever reason. And I'm like, bro, the cop, this cop is the one that arrested her and said, I seen her assault him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I don't really care.

[Tyler]

What state is this in?

[Jason]

In my hometown, Florida.

[Tyler]

Right here.

[Jason]

So guess what? They dropped the charges because of the cop. Well, his. He changed his statement, but.

[Mike]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Tyler]

So there's a battery in Florida that's non domestic violence. And you're saying on scene. I don't want to press charges. And they still arrest her.

[Mike]

Then drop the case.

[Jason]

Then they drop the case because the deputy doesn't recall really everything that happened.

[Tyler]

Well, I think they dropped the case because the deputy can't. Had no arrest power at that point.

[Mike]

He did.

[Jason]

He did.

[Tyler]

You could have witnessed it.

[Mike]

He witnessed.

[Jason]

He witnessed it.

[Mike]

You know what? Battery's misdemeanor exception. Come on, Tyler, wake up.

[Jason]

No, no, no.

[Tyler]

But if the.

[Mike]

If.

[Tyler]

If you don't. If the victim doesn't want to prosecute.

[Mike]

That's a common misconception among cops. You can still. Even if you could have a. You can arrest no matter what. You don't have to. Victim doesn't have to cooperate. If you. If I watch you get knocked down the parking lot. Jimmy knocked.

[Tyler]

I guess I tried to get out of so many batteries.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're one of those guys. Just put your teeth back in. He won't do it again. Like, the jail is so far away. I just took my vest off to eat chipotle. Like, I really don't want to do this tonight.

[Jimmy]

I Want to end up on cop.

[Jason]

So, hey, so Tyler, I told, I told him if I wasn't on this, this, this stuff that got me on for the money thing where I had to answer somebody, I was like, Mike, dude, take. Let's go out to Oregon. You can video me go out in Oregon to these things out there, to the ice things and you know, I'll go through anything. You put me in any of those things, I'll do it.

[Tyler]

What are you gonna do? Just talk with people but piss them off?

[Jason]

No, I'm gonna walk through with a huge Trump flag or whatever pisses them off. Like I love. I, I don't care. Whatever you want to do to piss other off to go after me and do whatever, dude, I'm, I'm. We'll do it. Like, whatever. Like what are you gonna do to me?

[Jimmy]

Like political jackass.

[Mike]

I love it. Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's like jackass.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

But as I said, I do it straight, content.

[Tyler]

I'm about to go in this crowd.

[Jason]

Listen, these old women, I got so many videos of these women beating up on me. Dude, they're the. Dude, I'm telling. These women are so bad. Wait till you see this video. Just me messing with them. They're out of control. They're all flicking me off. They're 70, 80 year old women spitting on me, hitting me. Oh my. Wait to the next one. He's gonna be there. I finally got somebody who's gonna go, go. Nobody will walk through the crowds. There's 3 or 4, 000 people and I'm the only one with this huge flag walking through. I'm yelling at him, pointing at them, flicking them all off with them all. And I mean, just giving them hell. I got them trying to rip the flag out of me. Old dudes trying to be. Dude, the old women, old white people.

[Mike]

All white people.

[Jimmy]

It's Florida, dog.

[Jason]

It's. Dude, it's so bad.

[Jimmy]

It's old.

[Jason]

It's so bad. But I want to go somewhere else and do it just to mess with them.

[Jimmy]

It's like old Jews too.

[Mike]

There it is. First January night, first slur we got. The first slur is. I was told it was.

[Jimmy]

I mean, it's. It is common mis. It's no secret that old Jews retired to south Florida. That's.

[Tyler]

Oh, is that a thing?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You guys aren't that south though, are you? You guys?

[Mike]

Yeah, we're just north of Palm Beach.

[Tyler]

Are you guys considered south Florida?

[Mike]

I mean, it's not Treasure Coast.

[Jimmy]

Oh, it's not Boca.

[Tyler]

You're not central. That's true.

[Mike]

No, we're so.

[Tyler]

What's this?

[Jason]

This is one of the little videos that somebody did.

[Jimmy]

I know.

[Mike]

Go back to your.

[Jason]

Hey, go back to New York. You ran to a red state, cuz you like it so much. Much you came down here. Don't come to Florida and cry.

[Mike]

Man.

[Jimmy]

They really up the wrong goal. They have no idea what you actually are.

[Mike]

Privilege.

[Jason]

Look at them all.

[Jimmy]

If they actually knew who you were.

[Tyler]

Privilege. Look at them all.

[Mike]

Dude. Dude.

[Jimmy]

If they actually knew who you were, they'd be like, oh, my God, it's a criminal.

[Jason]

No, no. Some of them are like, you're that guy on social media. Yeah, don't give him no attention. That's what he' doing.

[Tyler]

Like, so you do sound like an old, like, white lady. Dude, going in on me.

[Mike]

They're like, oh, my God.

[Jason]

They're like, don't give him no attention.

[Jimmy]

He's.

[Jason]

He's. He's out here clickbaiting us.

[Tyler]

Clickbaiting.

[Jason]

That's what she was telling me. She's like, I've seen him on social media. She's following me around.

[Tyler]

You do a good old white lady.

[Jason]

Listen, that was hilarious. I've gone to the last two and put this way, this was so funny. Is that the cops there in my. In town? They all pretty much know who I am. Them, they call my probation officer and trying to get her to tell me to leave.

[Jimmy]

Can. Can you. I mean, can you imagine.

[Jason]

Wait a minute.

[Tyler]

What are you doing? You're not doing anything illegal.

[Jason]

But this is the. This is the. This is the. That it is. Come on. Come on. Like, if. If it was the other way around, they'd be like, if it was. If it was a conservative thing and then in antifa showed up, they'd be like, just calm down. Just, you know, like, y' all need to accept it. But then when a conservative comes through and does it, they're like, oh, can. Can you try to get him to leave? Can. Can somebody please make him leave?

[Tyler]

Yeah, they did that.

[Jason]

Yeah, I got the text message. I'll show you. I'll let you read it.

[Jimmy]

Dude, what a bunch of.

[Jason]

They called my probation. Actually. I have a financial probation thing that I have to deal with because of the money fines. They call her. I think I showed Mike. I have to show y'.

[Jimmy]

All.

[Tyler]

They called her.

[Jason]

The way she's texting.

[Tyler]

Hey, come get your guy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm just trying to. I mean, I'm just thinking you two to pig in the plug out there. Like.

[Tyler]

Gives Me comments next month coming.

[Jason]

We're patient. Don't rush.

[Tyler]

We're gonna be good. We're creating now snipers.

[Jason]

But you know, the thing is, is we want to take this into the thing we want to do. Content. We want to go in and like.

[Tyler]

I don't think you guys do stuff like this too, too. But go to the other side, you know, Like, I think your show is genius.

[Jason]

Oh. So you know what we ought to do? One needs. We conserve it. One thing. Because I always say, like, Biden was a gangster. Say what you want to say, but Biden was a gangster. He actually did the things that everybody else is scared to do.

[Tyler]

I didn't know where to sneeze.

[Jimmy]

Dude. You looked at me, your face was all red.

[Tyler]

I'm like, I'm so sorry.

[Jason]

All these other politicians talk about what they're going to do and not do. Biden did what it.

[Tyler]

They.

[Jason]

He. He did it.

[Tyler]

No, he didn't do what we were talking about earlier.

[Jimmy]

He was a potato.

[Mike]

He makes a good point, which I hate that he's right. But he arrested all his political opponents. He did. Somebody did. Somebody did it doesn't matter. But hen did it.

[Jimmy]

It wasn't Biden.

[Jason]

I get it. But still, he. His administration went after and he still. Fair enough.

[Mike]

Somebody CC said, go to mlk. I'll go right into the hood and get for it. Hold on.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna tell you guys a real story. This happened the day we. We are in the. The studio. We had just got. We're getting ready to go and get a business meeting.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And that never happened.

[Jimmy]

Mike's like, hey, my phone's ringing. Me and him are having a conversation. He's like, hang on, Jimmy, My phone's ringing. And it was the. You could tell it was this old black lady. And she goes, hey, Duke. Folks, I just wanted to call and tell you I love you. I love you too. Click. That was it. Like something.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I can show you the call log, man.

[Jimmy]

Hey, man, what was it Shaquande or. No, no, no.

[Mike]

Hey. I've known her since she was.

[Jason]

I told you I had a big club call me today. Said he's following all of his stuff. He was a big timer.

[Mike]

We're doing it, man. You're doing it. He shits all over my local stuff, man.

[Tyler]

I don't.

[Mike]

We go live on his Facebook and it gets one like and one share. I go live on my Facebook and It gets like 20,000 views.

[Tyler]

I do think your life is at risk. You keep around.

[Jason]

I don't give up. No, it's not.

[Tyler]

Listen, okay.

[Jason]

You may not, but like when the.

[Mike]

Bullets come through, Jimmy, you'll be. You'll inherit the rest of the company. You'll be the new cohort. I'm leaving you the company. I'm be over there like 25% for you and 25.

[Jimmy]

I'm singing.

[Jason]

Jimmy, Jimmy. Keep living in your basement.

[Tyler]

That.

[Jason]

That town is not big enough to have some like that. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I don't care if you. Even if it's Miami, you're barking up their things. Listen, until you get involved with the CIA, you're not have to worry about.

[Tyler]

Nothing was a coincidence.

[Mike]

That's weird. Weird, right? No. The alternate. One of the attorneys that testified against Carmine Marcino. His son went missing in the ocean. Never found him.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Yeah, dude. If Mike. If you.

[Mike]

I don't go fishing.

[Jimmy]

If you get. If you get whacked. I'm doing old school dust in the wind. I'm singing that out of your.

[Mike]

I just hope. I just. I just hope there's a dollar menu in heaven.

[Jason]

But hold on. But that's the same thing. Like. Like you have to understand when you take something away from somebody and they don't care anymore, what are you gonna do to them?

[Jimmy]

Okay. Gypsy Cruise.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean that's. Yeah, that's kind of what happened. And I. I gotta get away from a little bit. I talked about it with Kenny's episode. Like, I gotta highlight that I did enjoy my job on everybody.

[Jason]

Understand.

[Mike]

I loved being a cop. I was good at it. I'm not being cocky, but I was good at it. But I left on a very ugly few years. And that's what you.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean. But that day. What is it it. They created this monster. They created cope.

[Jason]

I bet you. I'll bet you every penny. Majority of the people support what you're doing.

[Tyler]

They do.

[Jason]

Say whatever you want. Whatever you say. Majority of them, they're not going to come out and admit to it, but I'll put every penny on it. Majority of them agree.

[Mike]

Project Pat. That's good rap music there. Yeah. I mean, I. Here's a good story.

[Tyler]

Even.

[Mike]

Here's a good story. I pull up to the gas station yesterday by scratcher. Pull in the back. And I don't see stuff.

[Jason]

You know that, right?

[Mike]

I love it.

[Jason]

Straight John.

[Mike]

I love it. So I pull up and I see a patrol. I see a patrol car. I get out. I see the person. I'm like. I'm not gonna put them on the spot.

[Tyler]

You don't know him.

[Mike]

I know. I walk in, walk back out, and I'm just about to shut my door.

[Jason]

Should have said, hands up, don't shoot.

[Mike]

That's what I'm doing.

[Jason]

To all the ones.

[Mike]

I hear it. Hey, Mike. And I'm like, open the door. Stand back. I'm like, you allowed to talk to me? Me? And they actually said, I didn't know what to do. Like, I. I love your stuff. I love what you're doing, but honestly, we're in public and I'm. I'm pretty scared to talk to you. And I'm like, it's that bad? They're like, yeah, it's that bad, dude. I. That's cool. So they walked over, they talked to me, and I'm known this person 15 years.

[Tyler]

I haven't been through that shunned.

[Jason]

Hold on. Yes. No, he is. Listen, this. I haven't got no push back for being around him. You know why? Because how you going to give a criminal don't give a. I was just.

[Mike]

Saying, you know what I'm saying?

[Jason]

Like, nobody. Everybody's like, damn, dude, you're gonna do something, Mike, that's cool. You know what I'm saying? So at the end of the day, I'm already public enemy number one. My name keeps getting brought up in law enforcement for something I don't even do. I just. I don't even do a damn thing. And I guess people in the streets still want to blame me. For sure.

[Mike]

I get more heat than you get, dude. I. I vocals about wanting us to start this. There's a lot of people that want us to start that show.

[Jimmy]

I have a whole plan. So Mike's got all this stuff, the swag on the table. I'm taking it all.

[Mike]

You can have it.

[Jimmy]

No, I'm sending my kids to. To their high school. I'm like, give this to your.

[Mike]

You can have the protein chips, Jim. Growl at them when you get ready. We didn't tell the growl story tonight.

[Tyler]

That's a good one.

[Jimmy]

That's exactly how I do.

[Tyler]

I'm sure everybody watching tonight.

[Jason]

What's wrong?

[Mike]

Jimmy started taking protein.

[Jason]

Protein.

[Mike]

There you go. He came in this morning on his. He's on his diet. He's getting fit with us. And he was. He was growling.

[Tyler]

Oh, dyslexia. 379 subscribe the goons. So I'm like, membership?

[Mike]

Thanks, Tyler. You know, he does it like three times. Tyler finally says, jimmy, you're growling. Why are you growling?

[Jason]

Listen, it's a Protest. Mike's got the protection of a criminal. Don't be worried about him.

[Mike]

Here's what's crazy. I, I, I would have to say I, I trust myself around a criminal more than I trust myself around some of the people I went through doors with.

[Jimmy]

That's, that's, that's.

[Mike]

Isn't that wild? You're more loyal than guys I worked with for 23 years.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's. Usually are.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. But that's because he ain't loyal to a fucking paycheck and he's not loyal to an I, an idea. That's a.

[Mike]

And you know what else he could have done? You know what else he could have done? He could have jumped on the train, said I was crooked. It made. Made. I did get. Yeah, you could have. Yeah, you could have made.

[Jason]

You could have refused to. Because at the end of the day, you could have. I can't sign on to something that's not true and something that it. That you. If you get away and I get up because of my own stupidity, I can't talk to somebody.

[Mike]

My own people passed around a document that's fabricated and made up about me. And this guy sent me the phone calls from the jail.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That proved they're all wrong.

[Jason]

I still love the interesting. Yeah, I still love the women cheating comment, though. That's a good one. They tried to do that on you and you're like, hey, we're gonna.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. They put me on the Facebook famous who's dating?

[Tyler]

That was that.

[Mike]

Somebody put me on who's Dating. Are we dating the same guys? Yeah. I don't know.

[Jason]

He shut it down so good. Like, literally nothing came out of it because Mike responded.

[Mike]

Well, my wife commented too. She's like, I have a better chance you've. You. You would convince me we landed on the moon. Easier than convincing me Mike cheated on me.

[Jimmy]

Damn, JoJo.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It wasn't even her thing. It was how Mike.

[Mike]

Yeah, I put it on my page. It was like, like, we gotta break up. We gotta break up. My wife killed both of us. We're done. We're done. They used a really good picture too. Was me and my wife and Honduras. And they like, CR my wife out. I know who it was. It was that Mike Marsh that I called out ever since I've done that weird public records request.

[Tyler]

And that's the guy that was like, I'm scared.

[Mike]

The guy.

[Jason]

I've never seen him. I don't even know who he is.

[Mike]

He's a fraud dude, and he's in Bed with the sheriff. Talking about hanging around with felons. He's a felon. Go committed perjury.

[Jason]

And he stop judging felons.

[Mike]

No, he's. He's a bad felon. He commits perjury. You didn't lie good felons. You were just a criminal. But you told the truth when you had to. This guy lied. And he has a key to the sheriff's office. Walks around there and hangs out with the sheriff.

[Jimmy]

Dude, Dude.

[Jason]

Criminals. Should I do a. Should I do a video with him? Like going like video? You know me, I'm really bad.

[Mike]

When you're ready, man, we need to go right to the lobby.

[Jason]

I'm a. I'm.

[Mike]

You're still on probation though. We gotta wait till you're off probation. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

How much longer the probation last?

[Jason]

Don't know.

[Jimmy]

Wait, what?

[Mike]

Now you're on unlimited probation?

[Jimmy]

Like you got probation?

[Jason]

I'm on some weird.

[Mike]

You sure you're not working for that man?

[Jimmy]

And you have probation in perpetuity.

[Mike]

You got a wire?

[Tyler]

What's that mean?

[Jimmy]

Hey, hey, I. I said it twice to see if I get a reaction.

[Mike]

The wires aren't like that anymore. They're right. They're right in here.

[Jason]

So why is my TV keep talking to me?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's Alexa.

[Tyler]

It's not.

[Mike]

It's not the feds, man. It's Alexa. Super chat. Super chat. Oh, what is it?

[Tyler]

I'm not trusting that these are gonna move.

[Mike]

Sorry for throwing this wrench. I see your moon landing debate and raise you to this. Do you believe the funny mustache man? No, I don't. He wasn't there. They would have took a picture of.

[Jason]

Him through what.

[Mike]

They say he killed himself. Just.

[Jimmy]

Just so we.

[Jason]

Well, what's name just came out and said that there. He released the documents. What's his name down there in that country? That Argentina. Yeah, they let him escape down there and he lived the rest of his life life here.

[Tyler]

Oh, you think he did?

[Mike]

I think what he's saying, like I. My personal opinion is he's asking you if the most famous at the time, the most biggest villain on earth was dead of a self inflicted. Somebody would have took a picture of him and said yes, there he is.

[Jason]

Back in the day, ladies and gentlemen.

[Mike]

We got him.

[Tyler]

They didn't have cameras back then.

[Jason]

Yeah, they did.

[Mike]

Dude. We have video of World War II.

[Jason]

We got video one.

[Tyler]

Do we have any pictures?

[Mike]

Ladies and gentlemen, I want you guys to understand what this man just said. He is not positive. He is not positive. We had cameras during World War II, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, and founder of the Anti Hero broadcast is not sure if we had cameras during World War II. He's not sure.

[Tyler]

No, we had video camera.

[Jason]

Oh, my God. Now we know why he didn't make it as a car.

[Tyler]

Up. Come on, clip it.

[Mike]

Please.

[Jason]

Clip it.

[Mike]

One minute and 24 seconds.

[Jason]

One minute.

[Tyler]

Clippings.

[Mike]

One minute. I'm clipping. I'll pay somebody to edit this. Crazy. Everybody got everything?

[Tyler]

Is l. They got me on camera.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Tyler, they had a building. They could take pictures.

[Tyler]

I got Lewis on payroll.

[Mike]

They could take.

[Tyler]

When I say something embarrassing, take the camera off me.

[Mike]

They could take pictures back then. If they could take video, they could take pictures.

[Tyler]

Well, answer me this. Why didn't they take a photo of. Oh, they did. Oh.

[Mike]

Rob was sitting there when the president talked about him being dead.

[Jimmy]

What a knucklehead, that guy.

[Mike]

I can't believe you just said that.

[Jason]

But so. Hey, listen, if they're gonna do no Kings, we got to go to a better town. No, we gotta go to a bigger town.

[Tyler]

You don't want to get arrested. You want to get arrested in your home.

[Mike]

Because then the sheriff's office has to come up and see me.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they won't.

[Mike]

Okay, we'll see. If I get arrested, I just.

[Jason]

Listen, everybody says they're gonna go, and they don't. I'm the only one. And the whole town goes by and honks and supports me.

[Mike]

That is something.

[Tyler]

Is something. When you drunk, you agree to. And then when it's like, Saturday, and you're like, let's go.

[Mike]

You're like, oh, we don't drink.

[Jason]

I'm the first one. Like, I don't play. I go and I do it. But, you see, I'm by myself. There's nobody else that does it.

[Mike]

Jimmy will come with you. Jimmy, you're going. Jimmy in a bikini.

[Jimmy]

Give a number three. Number three over each dimple.

[Jason]

We got.

[Mike]

A bottle of whiskey down bikini. And a megaphone.

[Jimmy]

Stop the drilling. Stop the drill. Wait, what are we protesting?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Jason]

I gotta. I gotta get a king's outfit, too. I have to get a king's outfit and I need a bullhorn.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna dress up as Julius.

[Tyler]

Michael, just wear a Burger King hat.

[Jason]

No, no, no. How about you be the king, I'll be the donkey.

[Mike]

All right, Let me.

[Jimmy]

Let me dress up as Julius Caesar.

[Tyler]

If you go do it, you can dress up whatever. You can dress up like.

[Jason]

You can't have him there, dude. No, he's He's a square there.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. No, Jimmy would rock it. Jimmy. Jimmy's that guy that will dress up like Julius Caesar and go out there.

[Jimmy]

I will be Julius. I will.

[Tyler]

I don't know if I have the balls to do it, man. I'm not gonna lie. I get real secondhand embarrassment. And I'm like, ah. I get awkward.

[Jimmy]

No, I, I, I can't.

[Tyler]

I don't have that.

[Jason]

Can I tell you? Funny. So I went, I just did a job. I'm in construction. I have my own little business. And I'm doing this job for this Latino, this lady. And I did the job, and I came back because you wanted me to do something else. She says to me, she says, I seen you on the Internet. And I'm like, okay. I'm thinking, like, my pot, like, all the other stuff that I do. She's like, I've seen you on the Internet. I'm like, okay, well, like, which one? One of my videos. She's like, the one that you were messing with Everybody. No kings. I'm like, oh, did you like it? I said, I got a lot of clickbaits off of that. She goes, oh, that's what that was about. I said, I love with people.

[Tyler]

People.

[Jason]

Like, that's my number one thing to do. And she's like, I don't think so. But I ain't heard from her again, So I really think I lost a job over it.

[Jimmy]

What do you do in construction? What are you doing in the trades?

[Jason]

I do a lot of little, little remodels I don't do. I only do stuff by myself because you can't depend on nobody. So I just do my own little things.

[Mike]

He takes boats apart and, like, packages stuff in them and puts them back together.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And then they get blown up by a hellfire.

[Tyler]

Legitimate construction business.

[Mike]

You're good at that, are you?

[Jimmy]

Well, if you ever need something, I.

[Jason]

Got some experience, but not much.

[Tyler]

I'm really good at taking things apart, putting it back together. That's about.

[Jason]

Yeah, you know, you just add a little bit of cut to it. You go down to West Palm, you get the cut from the flea market, and you break it down. You put a little bit in there and get your hydraulic jack and you build the thing. You put it back together.

[Mike]

One of my videos is going viral again. This guy. My body cam video guy? No, my body cam videos from an audit. An audit?

[Tyler]

Did you say it?

[Mike]

It's.

[Jason]

What's the story about the. What's the body cam video where you, you're in front of a house. And the lady said, I'll just body slam her. What's that about?

[Mike]

That is the girl that was. That's Kristen Moon, who was so disturbed by my arrest of the people that when I left, she told me, said, are you going to be good? She said, yeah, I'll just body slam her on and take her to jail. Then she got in the IA and was like, oh, I had to apologize to this poor lady. It was such a terrible scene. Like, she just cooked me. She.

[Jason]

She.

[Mike]

Blue F. We call them Blue Falcons, buddy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Blue Falcons.

[Mike]

I have a whole can of worms coming out on her. She.

[Jason]

Yeah, but you couldn't play the. The body cam to prove it wrong.

[Mike]

No, that's all that I had on her.

[Jason]

She.

[Mike]

My. I've already played all my stuff. Everybody's seen my arrest. I'm saying that she was the one that was so disturbed that she went and told on me. But the most disturbing thing at the scene was if you just witness pissed people get beat up, and I did a bunch of illegal and I was nasty, would you look at me and go, I'll just body slam the same lady on the ground if she acts up. No, you obviously saw her act up because you were gonna body slam her if she acted up again. But then in IA it was, oh, no.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah, I apologize.

[Mike]

The whole thing about her is, the cool thing about her is she threatened a victim that posted something on Facebook about her. And then I have a video I'm getting ready to release where her trainee leaves the car and drive and it runs into a person on a traffic stop. And she just becomes unhinged and just screaming and yelling at the lady. Lady still injured. She got injured. So it just goes to show you that you can get away with multiple things. Like she's been in trouble for losing evidence. She's been in trouble for threat. She threatens. Imagine this. Imagine I come to your house, you don't like what I do. You don't like the report I take, you go on Facebook and say, I don't like how Dilks handled that call. And I call you on my time off and say, you keep posting about me and bad things are going to happen to you. That's probably a problem, right? Letter of counseling, minor discipline. Nothing happened to her.

[Jason]

She blowing.

[Mike]

She's not that type.

[Jason]

She plays on other teams.

[Mike]

She's like a Subaru driver, but Subaru. But what I'm saying is, who gets away?

[Jason]

Even Subaru drivers blow.

[Mike]

Maybe. Maybe. My point being is, is who gets away with that? But. And there's worse.

[Jason]

And somebody. Somebody's tapping that. It might be one of the females there or the guys. It don't matter which one.

[Mike]

Somebody. It's coming. It's coming.

[Jimmy]

You know what the best part about Jay is? I. I made sure I sent in six videos. And I know he did too. I knew we were never gonna.

[Mike]

We don't need them. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna be a.

[Tyler]

Are you gonna be a staple here?

[Jason]

Most likely, yeah.

[Tyler]

It'll be fun. Once. Once you're kind of like just embedded as a panelist and now you're able to give your take on, you know, all the videos and be a good time. I'm excited.

[Jimmy]

We're. Dude.

[Tyler]

But what I did forget because I was plugging my own company is goon tape.

[Mike]

This is drunk Tyler hour too.

[Tyler]

You got any good other Goon tape? Other Goon Tape tape? Is there two Goon tape. We don't have the new one.

[Mike]

Go to Goon tape dot com. Put it back up.

[Jimmy]

You want me to do it?

[Jason]

No, it's fine.

[Tyler]

Oh yeah, we have a counterculture.

[Mike]

Lewis didn't make it last week and now he didn't make it this week.

[Jimmy]

So Justin sent it.

[Tyler]

I have everybody else.

[Mike]

Then it's in mine. It's in mine.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's in.

[Jason]

All right.

[Tyler]

If you're a tactical athlete looking for edge. For an edge.

[Mike]

Here you go.

[Tyler]

Need this?

[Mike]

If you're a tactical athlete looking for an edge, don't let Tyler drink. Try some moisture activated goon tape. It's made from ultra strong blend of natural and synthetic fibers to help keep you on target and in the fight, even when the work gets wet.

[Jason]

What's this? Jack off?

[Mike]

No, it's really cool. Like I put it on.

[Jimmy]

It's on my gun. Right?

[Tyler]

Me and Jimmy put it on our steering wheels when we're super drunk so we can stay on course, which is.

[Mike]

Every night that I have to come in. This is it right here. So it's like you put on your gun, you put on the rail your gun, you put pull up bar. It's like hockey tape, but it's better. It gets wet. You know, usually tape slips. This becomes more.

[Jason]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's good stuff.

[Jimmy]

So I. I actually have it on my pistol over there.

[Mike]

But you know, of course you won't.

[Tyler]

Touch it because, you know, not on camera.

[Jimmy]

Not on camera.

[Mike]

Can't even be in the building, can you?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Oh, it's in my possession. So he can't do about that?

[Jason]

Yeah, I can't. Dude, listen, I just can't be in the car.

[Mike]

That rifle I saw in your car.

[Jimmy]

So, like, here's the thing.

[Mike]

You take that down.

[Jason]

This is what's so messed up about it. Say that all you're armed, right? You're concealed, and I'm in. In a building with your restaurant or wherever y' all are. In the same building I am. Oh, it's totally fine. No big deal. You can have it right there. I can stand beside you in line, get my drink as soon as I get in that vehicle. Would you? Now it becomes a problem.

[Mike]

Really?

[Jason]

Why is that? I don't.

[Mike]

Really. Not if it's in his possession, it's not.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, that's what I was gonna say.

[Mike]

Because, you know, your lady can have a gun.

[Jason]

No, she can't.

[Mike]

Well, she's gone too.

[Jason]

No. Oh, why cannot. Dude, you know how many guys. You know how many guys in federal prison? I've been in federal prison.

[Mike]

With that criteria, you can have the gun in the house. Like she can put in a safe.

[Jason]

But I think it only has to be fingerprint print.

[Mike]

That's fine. But she can have one is what I'm saying.

[Jason]

Yeah, but.

[Mike]

She can have a gun. You can't. She doesn't lose her second amendment.

[Tyler]

How am I.

[Mike]

Because you decided to be a criminal. She doesn't lose her civil rights.

[Jason]

She lives with.

[Mike]

Yeah, she can lock it if it's in her possession. She has her own key. She has her own lock.

[Jason]

Not on key. Because I've seen guys in federal prison over it. Okay.

[Mike]

She has her own fingerprint. Whatever it is.

[Jason]

I think the fingerprints only thing safe. Look it up. Timmy Bob.

[Mike]

Timmy Bob. That was good.

[Tyler]

Timmy Bob.

[Mike]

I put that video, though. I hate it.

[Jason]

You're on your phone.

[Tyler]

Do you have to watch the whole thing for context?

[Mike]

No, you can. It's an auditor.

[Jason]

What am I.

[Mike]

If you skip to the end, you'll see where I are you responding to respond at the end.

[Jason]

If you're a convicted felon and your wife is not.

[Mike]

It's a link.

[Jason]

Can she have a gun in the house? Would you be.

[Mike]

My wife studies all this stuff. You can have a gun in the house.

[Jason]

You better get her on, dude chat. GPT. Put the feds. Don't put no county.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

You don't want to do county.

[Jason]

We're talking about feds.

[Tyler]

Don't put no ass. Counties.

[Jason]

Yeah, no county around here.

[Mike]

Skip those. Yes. Prep it up first and get it to the end of the Video. Because when I come in. Don't put it on stage yet.

[Jimmy]

Hang on.

[Tyler]

I'm not gonna lie. I would. I'm confused now, too.

[Mike]

He knows what I'm talking about.

[Jimmy]

Can my spouse.

[Mike]

Yeah. Go back a little bit. You'll see me come in here.

[Jason]

Keep going. This courthouse. No, it's the county.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, the other direction.

[Tyler]

You said back.

[Mike]

Okay, you'll see me. You can't miss the arms.

[Jimmy]

So there is a. There is you going forward.

[Jason]

Look at that.

[Mike]

Was that cup pad right before they come back. Keep going.

[Jason]

All right.

[Mike]

It's when they come back into the building. So keep going.

[Tyler]

Just let it roll. And then.

[Jason]

Who is this?

[Mike]

Keep going. All right, so back up, back up, back up.

[Jason]

He's so fine. Right about there.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Tyler]

How you doing?

[Jason]

Hey, you gonna have an issue with this or.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jason]

I appreciate it.

[Tyler]

Thanks.

[Jason]

Can I get your name so I can give you props later?

[Mike]

Okay. How you say it?

[Tyler]

Is it Dil? Is it Dilks?

[Jason]

Okay. I just want to make sure I pronounce it right. I love your tattoo, by the way. Can I get you guys quick shot of it?

[Mike]

Again, computers are like database information on the computer. So don't pop behind the counter. Well, but, yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, no, no, I would never go behind the.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I would never.

[Mike]

Like, the people. Obviously, they're in public place, so allowed to be you. I know you guys. You're allowed to do.

[Jason]

I appreciate it. Did you, Ed? Is it Nly you need. You need to work on his attitude a little bit.

[Mike]

Yeah, he's.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Anyway.

[Jason]

Yeah, I appreciate it.

[Mike]

That's all I'm gonna say about it. Noise down for the people. Because they're calling their numbers and all that stuff, but.

[Jason]

All right.

[Mike]

Thank you. The context is they went in first and the cop. First cop. And told me he's gonna arrest him for trespassing and take him to jail.

[Tyler]

Which he shouldn't have done.

[Mike]

He shouldn't have done. Then the next cop came because they were in the county, but this building's in the city. The city called the city cops, and the city cops said they were gonna arrest him, too. So the tax collector who's elected is about to get arrested because she's getting. She's telling the cops to arrest them. My good buddy, the coward Eric Flowers, who's the sheriff of Anywhere county, calls me direct and says, there's about to be a catastrophe. This is when I was in there's about to be a catastrophe. Please hurry up and get down there. So I go. That's my response to the scene and say, obviously I know the law. I study the Constitution. I don't violate people's rights. I'm like, I had to explain. If you go back on the body cam, the collector wants me to arrest them. I have to explain to the elected official, you're going to go to jail. Like, I can't take them to jail. They're allowed to be here. And I actually was rumored that the beginning of the end of my career stemmed from her because she's one of the most powerful people in the county. She's got pictures with George Bush. She's connected. Carol Jean Jordan, Billy Jordan's mom. She's connected. Very, very. You delivered. Yeah, you know very well.

[Tyler]

You know very well.

[Mike]

I was about to say. I know you know very well. You've told me the story.

[Jason]

Yeah, but do you.

[Mike]

You drove by the Secret Service with cocaine.

[Jason]

Okay, yes, but. But hold on. It goes even bigger. She's one of the people. Somebody came to me. Somebody.

[Mike]

Hold on, wait.

[Tyler]

You delivered cocaine?

[Mike]

Can you put the full link? They'll have to copy it. Can you put the link in the chat or can you do it? Does it allows you to put the link in the chat?

[Tyler]

Just somebody send it to me or.

[Mike]

Lewis can do it, right? Yeah, just put the link in there for the whole thing.

[Tyler]

Who's sending it to me?

[Mike]

Lewis just did it.

[Jimmy]

Well, while you guys are waiting on that, here's the Florida statute.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Jason]

Well, we want feds.

[Mike]

He's on federal probation. Okay, back to the drawing board. All right, but what I'm saying is, is she was going to get in trouble. Like she wanted them arrested. She was telling the other cops to arrest them.

[Tyler]

Is that arrestable to tell? No, no. Would you arrest her for.

[Mike]

She would have been the one that ordered the, like the trust. She was violating the rights, essentially. It probably wouldn't have been a problem. Cause the rest of the scene. But at some point you would have said you violated their rights. Like a civil rights file.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's a civil rights. But you see the guys where they go into the public city halls and video and they're like, you can't do that. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but you're. But the thing about it is, is it goes to show you these people with power think they can do whatever the they want to do.

[Mike]

My point of this, where I try to save my own face is that's my normal demeanor. That's how I usually want worked. They got me on the day where I chased a guy that already fought me, whose mom and dad are crackheads screaming and yelling at me. And I do carry on. I. I went down to their level, and that's the one that I get burned on. But I've got. There's videos all over the Internet like this.

[Tyler]

It's funny, Jimmy, he brought up a good point about you. He's like, mike has the patience of a saint when it came to being a cop. We see all the videos of Mike, Mike, Mike. But when Mike as an entrepreneur, it's bad. He is. His standards are here.

[Jason]

Yeah. They have to be. I'm the same way. No, I don't tolerate.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's what I'm saying. It's just. It's. It's funny to watch when you're. Well, you've got 23 years of trained patience.

[Mike]

But. But I. I don't have patience for nonsense.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. This is the urban meer argument.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

There's that. The football coach, right?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Where it's like. Like mediocre people do not. Like high performers, and high performers do not tolerate mediocre people.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And that is.

[Tyler]

That's.

[Jimmy]

Mike comes in here and he looks at everybody as. I'm a high performer. You will be.

[Jason]

No question.

[Mike]

And they ask, you know, it's like I get tasked to go do those things for a reason. You know, I'm in, but. Because I can handle it. But they. When you get on the wrong side, they'll take the one time.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

When they can clip it the right way and make you look like a monster demote. You make your life miserable. But that's how I normally handle. So that's my normal demeanor at work. I'm sav. I'm slick. I like to make jokes.

[Jason]

I'm fun.

[Mike]

I know they're doing. They're auditors. Like, I have a good time with them.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And it's just like a criminal. If you get a dope dealer running their mouth, what's the best thing to do? Just act like, hey, man, you got me, dog. Like, you just. If you take offense to that and start. That's. They know they got under your skin.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And they start peeling at you. And then you say something really stupid, man.

[Tyler]

Jordans take Jordans, dude.

[Mike]

Damn, bro. You're Jordan. Swords are fake. Don't talk to me. Them fake asses. Like.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so Florida. Florida statute mirrors the federal statute, which is that you cannot control, possess, or have access to. But your. Your spouse's rights are not suspended. So what that would mean. As I'm interpreting this based on my Training and experience and I am not a lawyer. Is that you? The. The weapon would have to be secured in a way that you could not have access to.

[Jason]

Exactly.

[Jimmy]

Code you couldn't have. You couldn't have access.

[Jason]

But they're saying but I've seen people have where they're like like the Feds still get a conviction because they're like you know tor spouses do whatever they want. I mean like, like that's why I don't play with them people like state and everybody else. I'll play with them. I ain't playing with the feds.

[Jimmy]

I mean I, I think if, if, if a cop pulled you over and your wife's got a concealed carry and it's like dude that's clearly in her possession. It's not in his.

[Mike]

I think the car. You're better off than the house when it's laying next to your nights. I think you're better. That's when it's sitting in your bedroom next to the night.

[Jason]

Yeah but they can't come in my house. So say for instance like I'm not on probation.

[Tyler]

Starvation.

[Jason]

Yeah but with me on. Yes but if I'm not you're allowed to have one in there. They can't come in and take it.

[Jimmy]

So I mean I don't know the.

[Mike]

Way I could get there. I saw you do a hand in hand out the corner store earlier.

[Jimmy]

Man I got you the way that I would do that. You see the corruption biometric safe then it's like there's no questions kids.

[Mike]

You know what I would do? I wouldn't be a criminal. I'd be a law abiding citizen like myself and then I would not and.

[Jason]

Then get fired from the sheriff's department.

[Jimmy]

But hold on here there Sheriff Dilks. I mean very soon the three. The don't him like that all three.

[Jason]

Of us are about to.

[Tyler]

If he's not, if he's not your campaign manager you.

[Mike]

I don't know if you can handle money. Can you?

[Jimmy]

I, I disagree the Fed.

[Mike]

Every donation I get, the Fed will take it.

[Tyler]

Where's all my money?

[Mike]

Jimmy. Jimmy signed me up for criminal activity. I got.

[Jimmy]

Because. Because we're. We're rapidly getting to the point in the United States where the overreach at the of the Constitution is going to make all of us criminals.

[Mike]

Oh yeah. It already has if they want it to be.

[Jimmy]

That's my point.

[Tyler]

I'm like Mel Gibson in the Patriot.

[Jason]

All you are bringing to break the law on the way home tonight.

[Mike]

I'm not I'm not.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Jason]

Liar.

[Mike]

Dude, I got pulled over again today. Doing 92 too.

[Jimmy]

Wait, so I'm gonna get in trouble for drinking two beers?

[Mike]

No, you're good. He said, I'm gonna speed.

[Tyler]

Can't see the road in front of him, dude. He does.

[Mike]

I can't.

[Tyler]

You know what?

[Jason]

That's something.

[Tyler]

I. I actually they call it.

[Mike]

What do they call me?

[Tyler]

Gray Bush now? They call him Unk.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Though. Because I think it was good to you. Somebody introduced Unk into the show.

[Jimmy]

That was Mike.

[Mike]

But they called me that on swat.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Mike]

They all hated me. Yeah. I mean, they all unfollowed me. See why they unfollowed me?

[Tyler]

Same boat, dude.

[Jason]

They all follow. Everybody's in the door. Where's Mike at?

[Mike]

And he's still coming up the driveway.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

42 years old, and I was one of. Only of eight people that tried out. I was the only one that made it. Dude, those guys.

[Jimmy]

I'll tell you what, dude. Go to the gym with. He is the be. He is the best hype man at the gym. I'm over there.

[Jason]

What are you talking about? Eat him in the gym all the time. He wouldn't talk to me. And he just look over by himself.

[Tyler]

So that's so weird that you work out with the people you're, like, investigating.

[Mike]

And he was already out of prison.

[Jason]

Yeah, I was. I had ankle monitor on. I was on house.

[Tyler]

Every other story about the gym and Mike, though, is, oh, dude, I walked past this.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Zach came in, sign up. Jesse came in and sign up. Yeah. We live in a small town. Nuts to me. How do you think I felt when this walked in? I'm minding my business. Here comes this mother with a big ankle monitor on. I'm like, here we go, man. Man, I don't know if I can talk to him, if I trust him. I didn't. That was when we first started talking. First time that called me, I was like, I might have to get a phone number. I'm like, I gotta change my phone number. But this can't be calling me, dude.

[Jimmy]

Guys, I. I really hate to break the mood. I gotta. I got a message from Wyatt. There's a video that I did send in that he wanted me to play.

[Jason]

Okay, just this one.

[Tyler]

Just. Why? Are you gonna tell us why? It's alive.

[Mike]

He told me alive.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I did tell you he was alive.

[Mike]

Screenshot of it.

[Jimmy]

I sent you a screenshot of it, brother.

[Mike]

Man, I can't see the road. Mike doesn't see well, this. This first.

[Jimmy]

I literally sent the gorge.

[Jason]

Hey, he's wearing a good shirt. His coffin shirt. Yeah.

[Mike]

This is drunk. Tyler. Not remembering anything.

[Tyler]

Dude, I know what that was. I didn't know that was Wyatt.

[Jason]

Yeah, I away from him.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're mad.

[Tyler]

Trading on the fucking date.

[Jason]

The date.

[Tyler]

The date of when it was sent. Like, why is there such a gas?

[Jason]

Let's see some good videos. What's y' all got? Any good ones? What's up with the hands in there? Hands up, don't shoot.

[Mike]

Yeah, let's get to this one, and then we'll get to why you reach.

[Jason]

For this gun, you will die. Step back.

[Mike]

My hands are up. You forgot to not reach for the gun.

[Tyler]

Oops.

[Jason]

You could see it on his face the whole time. He was gonna grab that thing. Yeah, you've seen it, dude. What? He knew.

[Mike]

He wasn't. There was a bug on it. He was trying to get the bug off.

[Tyler]

RIP John Tavius.

[Mike]

Oh, is that his name? Was he drinking?

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Mike]

You don't know? All right, go ahead, Lil. Start running through him like a. Like one of Jason's back page girls.

[Jimmy]

Can you imagine?

[Mike]

All right, that's good.

[Jason]

Can you.

[Mike]

Can you. Can you imagine if you went back like 100, 150 years and told like the.

[Jimmy]

The founding fathers that that was gonna.

[Tyler]

That was gonna be happening the first cops.

[Jason]

People picking up two by town just in my hometown when I was a kid. You did that, you're gonna get beat up.

[Tyler]

Can you imagine in 1960, all of them would be attacked by dogs and beat with night sticks. Yep, this is how it was. Wood.

[Mike]

Like Chicago, man, it's called. It's all good.

[Jason]

In the hood, you could legally shoot.

[Mike]

Why would you work there?

[Tyler]

No, I don't know. Minneapolis and Chicago. I don't know why anybody be a cop.

[Mike]

Florida, Memphis, New Orleans. Really?

[Tyler]

Florida is really a good state to be a coppin if you just want to respond to call.

[Jason]

What are you talking about?

[Mike]

Unless you say on Patreon. That's terrible.

[Tyler]

Then they don't like this.

[Jason]

But on Patreon.

[Mike]

Patreon. Yeah, he doesn't like that.

[Tyler]

I had a sustained internal affairs investigation because one of my stalkers joined our Patreon, paid money, watched for months, and apparently once when I was in uniform doing a Patreon video, I said, don't be a. And he wrote, deputy Sheriff Hoover said while in uniform. And like, they were like, I mean, he's gay, but he's dead to rights.

[Jason]

Like, should I dress up as a cop next time on the show.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, the criminals, we got it back there still. Yeah.

[Jason]

Got a. I want the. Like the one with the. Like you see on, like, Reno N. Like, you know, like the.

[Mike]

You want the ostrich boots and everything.

[Jason]

Like the old stick beater and stuff.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, the stick beater.

[Jason]

Yeah, the billy club.

[Tyler]

Oh, the night stick.

[Mike]

That. There's a different beater.

[Jason]

No, no, no, no. Night stick's the one that they Stick.

[Tyler]

Yeah, nice stick.

[Mike]

PR 24 4.

[Jason]

I want the old, like, the Billy Club.

[Mike]

Slap Jack was the old one. The slap Jack. They had to outlaw that.

[Tyler]

They outlawed that Slap jack.

[Mike]

Yeah. You can't use that.

[Tyler]

Did it kill people?

[Mike]

It was like a spring load. And so when you swung it, it. It gained momentum and it was like lead and they. Oh, after they killed, like, really? Yes, really. Black stick.

[Tyler]

I always thought billy clubs, night sticks and ass always just are inherently racist looking. When they're used to. Used. When you're beating somebody with a stick, it's just. It's like, oh, that's racist.

[Jason]

Yeah, but isn't it better than shooting somebody?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it just looks bad.

[Mike]

That's why the weapon. The weapon itself was la. I'm gonna step on my. I'm gonna step on my. My soapbox. The weapon itself was flawed because the point of police presence is to gain custody. Beating somebody with a stick.

[Jason]

Stick.

[Jimmy]

Distractionary blow or.

[Mike]

Well, until they're unconscious, then it works because then you can just cuff them. But beating them is only going to make them fight more. They're never going to give up. When you're hitting somebody, I don't care what you're doing. If you're getting beat with a stick, your body is gonna. Your mind's gonna say, block it. Fight. Move. Get away. You're never going to be like this.

[Jason]

All right, Okay.

[Mike]

I know what you call it.

[Jason]

Hold on.

[Mike]

I know what you call the resisting.

[Jason]

Thing needs to be under control. The resisting, the rest thing is the biggest hoax somebody. It's the biggest piece of law I've ever seen.

[Tyler]

Stop talking.

[Mike]

It's crazy. Called pissing off the police.

[Tyler]

Oh, you stop talking. You're supposed to keep talking so I could go, you're resisting my command and arrest you.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're just about to get arrested.

[Tyler]

Resisting is literally just. If you do not do exactly what I say.

[Jason]

Hold on, hold on. I mean, literally, they'll have your thumb peeled back and they're like, quit resisting. You're like, God damn it, what are you talking about?

[Mike]

When the Dog is biting a human being. They're like get on the ground. Like there's a dog biting.

[Jason]

You're not trying to get.

[Tyler]

You thought that like the canine is just ripping them apart part. Everyone's getting there.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jason]

But the cop is usually got doing something like got him in a bind talking about quit resisting. It's like, no, I'm not. My shoulder's about to pop out. I'm trying to find a comfortable spot. Now I got an extra charge because you have my shoulder shoved so far.

[Mike]

And if I got cut during it, it's resistant with violence. They got a felony.

[Jason]

I had a watch of me in the knee. Yeah, but listen this. So I had to watch it. So I watch videos for some of the attorneys in town. They want a second opinion. So I do a lot of consulting stuff. So. So there was a 17 year old kid in our hometown. Cops pull him over, he doesn't want to get out of the vehicle because they have the wrong guy and he don't understand. They're yelling at him, screaming, get out, get out. They grab him and force him out. Well, he falls when they rip him out, he. The cop loses balance. The kid falls on top of him, dislocates his shoulder. Now they want to give him 15 years for it.

[Mike]

15 years for that fat sloppy cop.

[Jason]

And it's like, are you kidding me? A 17 year old kid? So now you want to give him 15 years a 17 year old kid? Because that. So we watched the video, I brought some people in, we looked and I was like, they don't have a case. So she took it to try and she. And she, and she won. She beat it. And you know the thing about it, the mom, you know, was just devastated because you know your son didn't do nothing wrong. They had the wrong person. He doesn't know why they're freaking out, wanting to drag him out.

[Mike]

But that's where the old test where Dom comes in and he hates it. But even during a mistake, you got to get out.

[Jason]

I get it.

[Mike]

It Pennsylvania versus Mims.

[Jason]

I no, I agree 100 but you can't be such a little because you tripped and fell and dislocated. That's some hoe. That's like, that's like I want to look at you and be like, dude, you such a hoe, man. That's. That's just you dude. Like cops are soft to me. Like really soft. Like man, he could my knee because he resisted. Now I want to charge him and it's like, bro, dude, quit being Such a hoe, fair and square.

[Tyler]

I think one of the key points of when I stopped being a pro. Proactive cop is when I realized when somebody says, I'm not getting out of the car unless you have, like, a felony charge, the supervisors were just like, don't worry about.

[Mike]

Can you guys see, that's where I still draw the line on that one. I. I'm wholeheartedly behind smashing the window and pulling.

[Jason]

Yeah, I agree.

[Mike]

You have to. You can't let society get to the point where they go, I'm not getting out of the car.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And we watch all these videos.

[Tyler]

Like, your toddler saying, like, I'm not gonna clean.

[Jason]

I'm a criminal. And listen, and I' I told you, when he sent me the Seattle thing, I was like, bro, I'm moving tomorrow.

[Mike]

What are you talking.

[Jason]

That's what I said. I'm like, I'm in. I'm moving tomorrow. Because why would I. You criminals are attracted to that type of stuff. It's like, oh, I. I don't have to get out. Yeah, I'm not getting out. You're not getting the dope.

[Mike]

One of the worst things I hear every video. Let me see a supervisor.

[Jason]

Like, you don't.

[Mike]

You don't have a right for that.

[Jimmy]

Sorry.

[Mike]

Like. Or would show me, like, when I was taking the jail. Show me what I did. Show me that. I'm like, no, I have to show you anything. Like, this is what you're going to jail for. You'll see it in discovery. It'll be on video. Like, they think they're entitled to.

[Jason]

Like, I shut the up.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, you're smart, dude.

[Jason]

Listen, I'm telling you right now, as soon as they talk about. Hey, if you just tell me, we'll let all this go. We're going. I'm like, no, bro. Dude, you're taking me to jail. Regardless.

[Mike]

Everything you say Canon will use against you in a court of law, everything. They give you the whole. They give you the whole test. They give you answers to the test right up front. No, no, no.

[Jason]

Not even. That first 48 is the best thing ever. You ever noticed. Every one of them that puts their head down goes to sleep. At the end, it says, two years, found not guilty or let go. Every last one of them that put their head down.

[Mike]

I heard this incident with my. You know.

[Jason]

Hold your tears.

[Mike]

My wife got. My wife, she was in training for a long time. She got promoted, was off the street for a while. But I was telling you this. She was investigating the case and she got a letter from an attorney that said my client has invoked his fifth amendment right. Like, he doesn't want to talk to you. She kind of got upset. And I said, if every criminal did that, we wouldn't solve no crime. The all the criminals get themselves in trouble by talking. Talking. She didn't do anything. If that show up to my house tomorrow, don't talk. I don't give a. I will not say a word. And that's the smartest thing you do because you know, they can cook things up. They can do things. So it's like she got upset. I'm like. I'm not saying I don't trust the.

[Tyler]

Police more than criminals probably don't trust the police.

[Mike]

I don't. I don't.

[Tyler]

You.

[Jimmy]

That's because you.

[Jason]

It's not just cops. But, Ty, listen. It's not just cops. You can't trust hardly anybody anymore.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Jason]

That's the point here. It's not that it's law enforcement itself, because there's good people in law enforcement. There's good people outside. There's good criminals, too. I've met Oper.

[Tyler]

I get a code. There's a code.

[Jason]

So my thing of it is, is life is built on respect. Okay? So it doesn't matter if you're a bad person. You could be the most horrible person. But you show me respect. I'm good with you.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jason]

As soon as you don't show me respect, then we're going to have a problem.

[Tyler]

Like not buy you fast food, dude, in the drive through.

[Jason]

No, no, that. Yeah, that was so I did give him hell over that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, I talked cash to him and to this day, still a punk, dude. And I don't like him because he was a. And he. I mean, the deputy that arrested me was absolutely. He. He ranks on top of the list of an. And I've been arrested by quite a few cops, and I don't talk about them. They've been really cool to me. And this one right here, dude, I'm telling you right now, he was. He was a special breed.

[Jimmy]

Jay, I. I hate to. Dude, I love listening to you, but I made a promise to Wyatt. We gotta watch this one video, dude.

[Jason]

If you fail me on this, dude, I swear to you, dude, I'm not letting it down.

[Tyler]

Is it Russian?

[Jimmy]

It's Ukraine. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay, let's go.

[Mike]

Let's go.

[Jason]

Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Lewis, I want your job. I want you to go to the videos. I'm sorry, man, but I like this one's important.

[Jason]

You Better have some blood.

[Tyler]

We don't want to play it tomorrow morning on the actual podcast.

[Jason]

Let's see this.

[Mike]

I mean, we.

[Jimmy]

We don't normally.

[Jason]

You.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we don't normally. I'm. I'm totally cool with that. I don't want to.

[Jason]

Oh, that's fair. Let it rip. Let it rip.

[Tyler]

But we're all going to be remote. Yeah, it's up to you.

[Jason]

Let it rip.

[Jimmy]

The bottom one. The bottom one. Yep. This is What's. This is what's.

[Tyler]

I can't see anything.

[Jimmy]

This is what's going on right now. There. This is one of the trench lines.

[Mike]

Don't fire.

[Jimmy]

They firebombed it with a.

[Tyler]

With a drone. There's a dude on fire.

[Mike]

Yeah, running. The guy running on fire is on fire.

[Tyler]

Okay, can you back it up now that it's big, please?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, and just turn the sound off.

[Mike]

You don't get 100% disability for your eyes, dude. I don't know what the is going on.

[Jimmy]

Look at this, dude. This. So they firebombed it with a drone drone. Okay, so that's a napalm drone. And this is a. This is a Ukrainian soldier.

[Tyler]

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?

[Mike]

I don't think they're following any.

[Jimmy]

They ain't following.

[Jason]

What are you talking about? What war?

[Tyler]

Oh, my God. That's a.

[Jason]

You're supposed to stop dropping.

[Mike]

I was just gonna say it. I was just gonna say it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, look, I don't think the guys got taught. Stop dropping rolls.

[Tyler]

Well, also, it's napalm. It doesn't work though. Way napal just burns.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so that's gotta be.

[Tyler]

That's all you do is roll around and light your buddies on fire.

[Jimmy]

So. So this is.

[Jason]

It's awful.

[Tyler]

And then they have the audacity to film it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

One dude says, my dad calls it a beat a stick.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

It's. It's. It's hard. I mean, we can break it more down tomorrow, but.

[Jason]

Yeah, we'll.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was just like. He's.

[Jason]

Why did he want you to see.

[Mike]

See that?

[Jimmy]

I. I was like, dude, where the have you been? He's like, bro, it's been wild. And he's like, this is what the is going on.

[Jason]

So why don't we go and record some of this? What's going on over there?

[Tyler]

That's different. That's different than a old lady liberal? No. King's day.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Like, if you and me get captured over there, even if we're podcasters, they're taking us.

[Mike]

I'm not going nowhere.

[Jimmy]

Siberia. And that ain't no prison you want to be in.

[Mike]

No, I'm not.

[Jimmy]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[Mike]

Why aren't we on an X?

[Jason]

Huh?

[Tyler]

I didn't put us on X.

[Jason]

Okay?

[Tyler]

I don't know. There's only nine people watching on Counterculture.

[Mike]

It's gonna be a tough transition, but they know that it's not there yet.

[Tyler]

Are you guys watching on Counterculture? Oh, six Jedi to support the boys. You're the man. Thank you so much.

[Mike]

Remember, the boss is making a big decision to move this to Counterculture starting on February.

[Tyler]

February 5th or 6th show.

[Mike]

It has to be its own show. You can't collude. You can't do an emergency broadcast on Cottville or he'll yell at you. You have to have it a certain way with the right intro. The font has to match. Everything has to be. You cannot use degeneration X music. What else is there?

[Tyler]

You can't look like your dad.

[Mike]

Can't look like your dad made it. Got to be perfect.

[Tyler]

So has he ever seen was a good video?

[Mike]

Yeah, he was in it. I took it down and he called me and said, why the you turned it down up? Because you made fun of me. The first one I made me and you. That first podcast.

[Tyler]

Ready?

[Mike]

Bow to the master. Break it down.

[Tyler]

That was a good video.

[Mike]

No, just YouTube.

[Jason]

His intros are way too long.

[Mike]

Did you see this one? No. I started doing what you said. I started talking. Right.

[Jimmy]

Budweiser in this, please.

[Tyler]

Bud wiper.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I. I was on all night on.

[Mike]

Hold on. Jimmy's cooking.

[Jimmy]

I have been great.

[Mike]

You have been great. You worked out today.

[Jimmy]

And Budweiser.

[Tyler]

You do you crushing them dumbbells and crushing them beers.

[Mike]

Don't drink the day you work out.

[Tyler]

Oh, man.

[Jimmy]

Dude, like, you can't. You can't take that from the shift.

[Mike]

No. Rich piano's dead.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You can't take that from Jay Cutler. Ask Jay Cutler if you drink on the day.

[Jimmy]

Dude, if we take away say that, you will lose 20 of your jokes.

[Jason]

All right, all right.

[Mike]

Just saying.

[Tyler]

You're an old, old, crusty, silver, mean person.

[Mike]

Yeah. With the most weights on the bar.

[Jimmy]

Me and him are from a generation.

[Mike]

Just ahead of you from somewhere with my excuse. For sure.

[Tyler]

I'm from prison.

[Jason]

I do burpees.

[Tyler]

All right, that's it, guys.

[Mike]

That's it.

[Tyler]

Oh, I want to play some music.

[Mike]

Yeah, we gotta play music.

[Tyler]

All right, let's engage with the closing time.

[Jimmy]

Time I got pissed.

[Mike]

I got pissed, man. I've been drinking them Bud Heavies he was looking for.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, I can sing that song.

[Mike]

I can sing that thing. Come on.

[Jimmy]

Yo, what's up, J?

[Jason]

Watching.

[Mike]

Watch.

[Jason]

Watch that beer.

[Jimmy]

It's empty.

[Mike]

It's.

[Jimmy]

It's empty. Big.

[Tyler]

Watching a dog and a.

[Jason]

We might warm that thing up. Oh, Jimmy.

[Tyler]

Jimmy Bob is gonna do the Cube.

[Jimmy]

You ran it.

[Mike]

You got. You had a hot one today, didn't you?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What? You had a fast one today, didn't you?

[Jimmy]

You want a beer?

[Mike]

Oh, you got my mic. My microphone doesn't work right.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you don't want another one? Yeah.

[Mike]

Can you guys hear Mike? Mike is producing because Lewis is gonna break the world record.

[Tyler]

Jimmy just took the whole.

[Mike]

God damn it, Jimmy. God damn it, Jimmy. Wrong with you? I suck.

[Jimmy]

I don't know why you guys.

[Mike]

I'm not. Mike the producer. Ladies and gentlemen, Mike the producer. Jay's leaving. Tyler's drunk.

[Tyler]

I'm not drunk.

[Mike]

All right, we gotta wait for Jimmy to come back because Jimmy hypes you up and gets ready. Get the timer ready.

[Tyler]

I got it.

[Mike]

Jay quit. He's on.

[Jason]

He's gone.

[Mike]

He's done with the show. All right, let's go. Let's get our times in.

[Tyler]

Are you timing yourself, or do you want me.

[Mike]

Hold on, everybody. Get Lewis. Get our times in for Louis Lewis. Don't forget to follow Lewis on Lewis the cube on YouTube. Lewis the cuber on YouTube.

[Tyler]

You mix it up.

[Jason]

Paste my link.

[Mike]

In a moment, he's gonna. Oh, yeah, we're pasting links, buddy. You're not gonna see any. Never mind. I almost said it. Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

What?

[Mike]

I almost said it.

[Tyler]

Said what?

[Mike]

Almost said it. I almost said it. Dude, it almost slipped out. Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

No peeping.

[Mike]

Oh, God, he said it. All right, all right. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. That's the wrong camera. Children of all ages. Mike, producer is timing yourself, or do.

[Tyler]

You want me to time you?

[Mike]

He's not talking to you. I'm timing it.

[Tyler]

He's fine. He's concentrating.

[Mike]

Louis Lewis.

[Tyler]

Is that your mom in the chats? Who?

[Mike]

Oh, what did I do? Oh, hold on. What I do is.

[Tyler]

Jessica, is that your mom? Oh, no.

[Jimmy]

Where?

[Mike]

9.56 Jedis. Super chat.

[Tyler]

No, it's not.

[Jason]

No, it's not.

[Tyler]

Never mind.

[Mike]

It's my mom.

[Jimmy]

Jessica.

[Mike]

It's my mom. All right, we got 9, we got 10.32. We got 5.5. 9. 9.

[Tyler]

Not.

[Mike]

Give me 9. Give me 9. Give me nine, people are guessing.

[Tyler]

Listen.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Tyler]

All right. You're gonna time yourselves.

[Mike]

Are we calculating the AI lag or are we going straight time? I'm going. Give me five. Give me five. Five.

[Jimmy]

Six.

[Mike]

Six, six. Going once, going twice. All right, ready? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

[Tyler]

You want Mike to say it?

[Mike]

I got it. All right.

[Tyler]

He's gonna do it himself. Mike. There he goes.

[Mike]

And we're off. Turn three, downtown four. Nine point.

[Tyler]

Did you see how hard he hit that? Good job, Lewis.

[Mike]

9.27. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages not. Go ahead. Go, go. Go, Jimmy, go. Jimmy's switching beers.

[Tyler]

He got at 9.27.

[Mike]

If we run out of beer, Jimmy's drinking kerosene with. Doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

Huh? 20 hours.

[Mike]

All right, we'll give them one more chance, and then. Well, now I'll give one more chance. We got one more song after this. Lewis, get. Get your mind right.

[Jimmy]

I gotta be honest.

[Mike]

Think about how the times you ignored us today and just.

[Jimmy]

We'll do that. Hey, we'll hang out.

[Tyler]

Six. Jedi got close. The five bucks for 9.5.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, we gotta.

[Tyler]

What are you saying?

[Jimmy]

I. I like the fact that Lewis was like, I'm gonna start hanging out with you guys of February.

[Tyler]

Yeah, February.

[Mike]

Maybe, maybe, maybe. It's gotta ask. He's gotta ask. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here we are.

[Tyler]

It says 9.1. Brady says 8.5 at Brady Pearson says.

[Mike]

Welcome to counterculture Night Shift Rubik's Cube Challenge, starring Lewis the producer, live next to Tyler the Looking Swollen today.

[Tyler]

I'm not going to repeat what Dylan said said. Cole said 9.45.

[Mike]

Oh, boy. Squirted P. But it still tastes good. All right, here we go. All right, everybody, quiet down. Louisa, Gary. And go again.

[Jimmy]

Okay? And then I'm gonna call Jim.

[Mike]

And they're off. Down in 13. Gonna go 13 horse down running. Come around turn three. Jimmy drinking beer. Jimmy's chugging. And they're gonna.

[Jason]

Around.

[Mike]

Turn four. Dale's coming. Oh, that was fast. That was fast. Fast.

[Tyler]

9.32.

[Mike]

Oh, man, that felt fast.

[Jimmy]

All right, mix it up. Mix it up. I. I gotta be honest with you, man. Like, I really like you as a human. It really hurts my feelings that you don't think I'd be a good criminal.

[Mike]

That was five, six weeks ago. And Jimmy's still. Jimmy's stuck on it.

[Jimmy]

Dude. It hurts me.

[Mike]

You would be a good criminal. Jimmy. DUI is a crime. You know what else is a crime?

[Jason]

Killing people.

[Jimmy]

And I was actually, actually not Bad.

[Mike]

No, you can't. You did that legally.

[Jimmy]

I was good at killing people without being seen.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

How many people you kill? No, because we only broadcast on. Did it go potato through this?

[Jimmy]

Through the scope?

[Mike]

It only. We only. We don't broadcast on both in the morning. We're only on anti hero in the morning.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Are we Potato 14?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. Not bad.

[Mike]

All right, one more song. One more song. Rap music. Rap music. Got you.

[Tyler]

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

[Jason]

I got it.

[Mike]

That's not rap.

[Jason]

I. I'm trying.

[Jimmy]

I didn't feel it was. I did. No, I just didn't feel anything. It was like.

[Jason]

Today is going to be the day that Lewis gets bad.

[Jimmy]

I hated every one of them squashing a bug.

[Tyler]

This is for you, Mike. This is Lewis. When we ride on our. To be with us.

[Jimmy]

When. When there.

[Mike]

When Lewis is on this, I'm going.

[Jimmy]

To tell you a story.

[Mike]

Louis, you got the chopper.

[Tyler]

We're rid our enemies.

[Mike]

Chopper, chopper, chopper.

[Tyler]

You could be on your scooter.

[Mike]

Scooters. We're gonna do a scoop by poverty. We're gonna do a scoop by Scoop.

[Jimmy]

By the sons of poverty.

[Mike]

Are you ready? We're ready.

[Tyler]

Leis dope.

[Mike]

We're down to big booty Latinas. And we're off. And we're. Get that G. That was fast, fast, fast. You're getting slower. Why does it feel faster?

[Jason]

Because it just.

[Mike]

It just does. It just does. Does.

[Jason]

All right.

[Mike]

Anything else, Louis?

[Jimmy]

So if you.

[Tyler]

If you Will this motivate you? If you don't get it below nine seconds, you're gay.

[Jimmy]

Hey, when he.

[Mike]

What the.

[Tyler]

You're gay.

[Mike]

No, no. It's like. No. Tyler. Well, I don't even know your middle name. I would use it right now. Tyler Jerome Hoover.

[Tyler]

Means where they're like, if you don't get this deadlift.

[Jimmy]

You're gay.

[Mike]

God, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Your whole family only. Only. Yeah. Your. Your family's looking down on you right now, and they just hate you.

[Mike]

Do you see why Lewis picked me as the nicest person on the show? I hope everybody.

[Tyler]

I think.

[Jimmy]

I think I've been exceptionally nice.

[Mike]

Yeah. One day today you were nice to lose.

[Jimmy]

I think I'm always nice.

[Mike]

He has a dartboard at home with your picture, and he throws darts at it before he gets here every day.

[Jimmy]

God damn, bro.

[Mike]

If I get under 10 seconds, Jimmy gets it right in the eye.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, no. He does that right before he puts lipstick on.

[Mike]

Like he's got a L. All Right, Louis, Last chance. I need. I need a. I need a sub 9. Lewis inner. Lewis. Lewis the cuber. I need it. I need it.

[Jason]

When we ride on an intermediate.

[Mike]

Here we go.

[Jimmy]

O.

[Mike]

And they're off in the turn corner. There comes Rusty. Not a good starter.

[Jimmy]

The Rust star.

[Mike]

Dale's high in turn four. Looks like his rear rudders a little off. We're down. We're over 10. No, we're going 11. Mike, you're getting me rock.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, the problem is that you're doing it like a.

[Mike]

That's the last one. I won't say a word. I won't say a word. Get it ready.

[Jimmy]

All right. Hey, White sports.

[Mike]

I think the commentary is better. All right, I'll keep it quiet.

[Jimmy]

We're five wide sports. Or.

[Tyler]

Or. Lewis, take the headphones off. Don't let them get in your head.

[Jason]

There you go.

[Mike]

All right, now I'm going. And we're up on turn three. Here comes Tyler around the corner.

[Tyler]

All right, you guys ready?

[Mike]

This is our last rap. Let's go, let's go.

[Tyler]

This. Killer Mike, kill a mic.

[Mike]

That's some ho ass.

[Jason]

Ho ass.

[Mike]

The MC$, menu. Nope, I got it wrong. How long, Louis?

[Jimmy]

11.

[Mike]

I didn't even know you started. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we appreciate you guys tuning in again to the Night Shift. That will be on Counterculture starting in February.

[Tyler]

Check it out. On Counterculture.

[Mike]

Don't Forget tomorrow morning, 11am on the anti hero broadcast. We'll be streaming for. What is it?

[Tyler]

Casual Friday.

[Mike]

Casual Friday.

[Tyler]

My crew and my main Ride or Die guy would actually know the dates that were.

[Mike]

And I won't be there. Lewis will not be here on tomorrow. Lewis will be watching from home. Louis will be watching from home.

[Tyler]

Not be here.

[Mike]

I'll be here because I am the backbone of this show. On Thursday, February 5th, we will start streaming exclusively. Because on the Counterculture network, we.

[Jimmy]

We have to split the. We have to split somebody's rock.

[Mike]

Have a great night.

[Jason]

That sounds.

[Mike]

Don't forget, we have to split.

[Jimmy]

You know when, like, somebody goes down, you got to split their gear. You gotta split their rock.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. They quit the ruck march.

[Mike]

We appreciate it. We will see you guys tomorrow.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Mike]

Welcome to the night. Sa.

[Tyler]

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[Jason]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

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